Eat Brains. Explain Zombies.

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @Vsauce2
    @Vsauce2  7 лет назад +4073

    It was cow brain and it tasted like really really soft hot dogs.

    • @randomnessx3597
      @randomnessx3597 7 лет назад +112

      sounds great

    • @matthewpretula
      @matthewpretula 7 лет назад +207

      Soft hot dogs sounds awful

    • @no_one_from_nowhere
      @no_one_from_nowhere 7 лет назад +149

      Omg I once ate pigs brain at a pig roast for a dare. My god. It was like ham flavored mush with gritty texture inside a fatty gelatinous coagulation. I regurgitated the entire nights meal immediately after. I did not win ten dollars

    • @Yoiyoshi23
      @Yoiyoshi23 7 лет назад +62

      Vsauce2 I wonder what human brain would taste like

    • @SaidBKD95
      @SaidBKD95 7 лет назад +36

      In Morocco we consider that a delicacy

  • @smartereveryday
    @smartereveryday 7 лет назад +1581

    FLIP THE BRAINS

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  7 лет назад +128

      I did and I nearly burst into flames!

    • @acruxaf
      @acruxaf 7 лет назад +1

      Yeah, flip 'em!!!

    • @DieDude743
      @DieDude743 7 лет назад +8

      Really seems like people are flipping out about this ;P

    • @inkdreams5113
      @inkdreams5113 7 лет назад

      Worth a buck, all today long.

    • @juliaslane1257
      @juliaslane1257 7 лет назад

      Hey Destin!

  • @Seegtease
    @Seegtease 7 лет назад +1418

    I can appreciate the fact that this video demonstrates you're quite capable of giving a good performance without edits and splicing. It also demonstrates food bravery and gag reflex resistance. "It's not cooked, but the video went so well I gotta eat it anyway!"

    • @DodgeWatt
      @DodgeWatt 7 лет назад +6

      Agreed

    • @wuestion9473
      @wuestion9473 7 лет назад +29

      Nean Magnon I like it just as well.

    • @chento70
      @chento70 7 лет назад

      Acuerdo en eso tambien

    • @why_though
      @why_though 7 лет назад +5

      There is nothing brave about eating cow brains, I like to fry mine with scrambled eggs, and they can be quite good. I find it funny how all the meat most Americans know is steak, burgers and hot-dogs.

    • @RialVestro
      @RialVestro 7 лет назад +20

      And Chicken, and ham, and beacon, and turkey, and ribs, and buffalo wings, and I could keep going for hours. Just because we don't normally eat brains doesn't mean there's only three types of Meat in America. Hell liver is a common thing here though I have no idea why because I have never met a single person that actually likes it.

  • @Turbininh0
    @Turbininh0 7 лет назад +1212

    I love the one cut videos. There's something so cool about the fact that you can't miss your lines, and manage through anyway.

    • @BigDaddyWes
      @BigDaddyWes 7 лет назад +8

      André Rosin Sounds like you need to watch some live theatre.

    • @MrFindX
      @MrFindX 7 лет назад +1

      True it's very impressive

    • @NaifAlqahtani
      @NaifAlqahtani 7 лет назад +2

      Ever heard of a teleprompter

    • @fpsliam
      @fpsliam 7 лет назад

      I agree

    • @ConstantinSPurcea
      @ConstantinSPurcea 7 лет назад +2

      Live television has been doing that for quite a bit :D

  • @modestdreamer
    @modestdreamer 7 лет назад +812

    *puts something directly into mouth directly from a skillet on a fire*
    "Oh, that's hot!"

    • @dambooge1
      @dambooge1 7 лет назад +39

      jeff krahling man's not hot. Man can't be hot

    • @MintToastIvan
      @MintToastIvan 7 лет назад +12

      2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maffs

    • @Michael-xm4ux
      @Michael-xm4ux 7 лет назад +4

      You can put out the fire in your mouth with a skillet later

    • @kelvinvalencio2
      @kelvinvalencio2 7 лет назад

      Noshit right

    • @amisfitpuivk
      @amisfitpuivk 7 лет назад +2

      The man knows how to do science! Nopw he just needs to eat things off a hot skillet a thousand or so more times to confirm it wasn't a fluke and that FOOD ON A HOT SKILLET REALLY IS HOT!

  • @EvilParagon2
    @EvilParagon2 7 лет назад +193

    There's one other thing you didn't mention.
    By now, most people know the term "Endurance Hunting", but for those that don't, Humans are excellent Endurance Hunters.
    The way this works is humans who can sweat and shed off a lot of heat can follow creatures that can't to their exhaustion. The creature will see humans coming, and run 10km away, and take a rest. Slowly following them, the humans appear again, and the creature runs off 7km. Again, the humans push forward, seemingly without stopping, the creature runs 3km, then 1km, then eventually it just starts running and tripping until it just falls over and passes out, then the humans stab it in the head and take it home to eat, only a little tired.
    No other creature can do this, except for maybe dogs and wolves in colder climates.
    This is a very human way of hunting. You'll likely never be killed by an animal doing this because not only are they not capable, you likely won't get tired for long enough for them to catch you.
    This is why zombies are terrifying.
    They're using our own method of hunting against us.
    We can keep moving, but they'll always be behind us. We may move faster, but we can never rest and truly settle in. They move fast enough to keep us moving and take away our comfort, but slow enough to psychologically attack us.
    That is one of the reasons that people are so fascinated with zombies.
    There is no enemy more human than them.

    • @RavenL.
      @RavenL. 6 лет назад +1

      Evil Paragon 2 They would be REALLY tired after even WALKING that far.

    • @healthya7975
      @healthya7975 4 года назад

      Why walk when you can float ominously

    • @jeffborders5526
      @jeffborders5526 4 года назад +1

      A typical person should be able to walk 10 miles in a day. Considering you spend 8 hours sleeping that leaves 16 hours to get that mileage. Mileage being about 13 miles to that 21 kilometers described in the comment. If you spend all day walking that amounts to only 0.8 mph. That's more like quietly stalking. If you spend just half your hours awake walking you still only need to maintain 1.6 mph to cover that distance. The average person walks closer to 3-4 mph. So that's still only a half pace walk for a regular work shift to accomplish what's been described. You might be tired. But not exhausted.

    • @jeffborders5526
      @jeffborders5526 4 года назад +2

      I can pedal a bicycle uphill for 30 miles in a day and another 30 miles back downhill in the same day. I know this because I do it once in a while. Only some birds and fish cover that much distance and maybe a few insects. We're on top of the food chain because we can run down and catch and eat ...the entire food chain..

    • @jeffborders5526
      @jeffborders5526 4 года назад +2

      I'm sure everyone at some point in their life has played with a dog to the point the dog could barely stand anymore. But you still went about the rest of your day while dog slept it off.

  • @nathanprindler
    @nathanprindler 7 лет назад +889

    *Next on Vsause2:* "I Eat Zombies And Explain Brains"

    • @kameradin8964
      @kameradin8964 7 лет назад +8

      well in Russia man eat zombie so it's already done

    • @lzeph
      @lzeph 7 лет назад +2

      After "I Eat Zombies & etc": Grrr. Raar. Brainsss... brainsss

    • @stayinawesum
      @stayinawesum 7 лет назад

      Nathan Prindler y u have Steven Crowder's photo in ur profile pic??

    • @nathanprindler
      @nathanprindler 7 лет назад +2

      Why you ask me about Crowder and not Amy Schumer, hmm?

    • @IvoAwesome
      @IvoAwesome 7 лет назад

      "Or... do I?"

  • @tamsynmahoney-steel4167
    @tamsynmahoney-steel4167 7 лет назад +107

    OMG, my mum walked in and asked if this was a cooking show. I was like, yes mum, yes it is...

  • @GodofLore
    @GodofLore 7 лет назад +766

    Daaaamn dude being able to this in one cut is seriously impressive

    • @josiahbaumgartner7643
      @josiahbaumgartner7643 7 лет назад +13

      The Witcher Lore Its not that amazing, I'm pretty sure he had a teleprompter or something to read the script from. Reading isn't hard

    • @janner2006
      @janner2006 7 лет назад +49

      Or, maybe, just maybe, he's a good talker?

    • @demonstormgaming
      @demonstormgaming 7 лет назад +26

      Being a good talker and having a teleprompter aren't mutually exclusive.

    • @NotApplicable1123
      @NotApplicable1123 7 лет назад +38

      Josiah Baumgartner Thats easy to say. I doubt youve ever actually done something like this.

    • @geralferald
      @geralferald 7 лет назад +2

      Josiah Baumgartner no he memorizes bits. In this one though he did it all in one take

  • @_bender4143
    @_bender4143 7 лет назад +366

    You just blew this cow's mind

  • @GraceMotley
    @GraceMotley 7 лет назад +453

    Kevin I think you're on fire

    • @jort93z
      @jort93z 7 лет назад +6

      his pants are.

  • @Calismax-whostolemyname
    @Calismax-whostolemyname 7 лет назад +364

    you are what you eat

  • @JasonandaCamera
    @JasonandaCamera 7 лет назад +12

    Eating the brains was neat, but anybody can do that if they want to. I'm more impressed by his speaking skills! All that, in one take. Even if he used a teleprompter, his articulation and delivery is seriously next level.

  • @Unei1995
    @Unei1995 7 лет назад +279

    couldn't you've like... taken your time, season it and maybe even enjoy it? :D

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar 7 лет назад +18

      Is literally a bundle of nerves, they are cheewy and bland, and... just no, it takes too much skill to make that well, and even then it is not worth it.

    • @dumpsterdaddy481
      @dumpsterdaddy481 7 лет назад

      RoarOfDamnation why not

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar 7 лет назад +15

      It doesn't really tastes good, it is also kind of bland, and it has a horribly chewy texture, plus nutritionally there are better things out there, like pretty much everything, specially for frying.
      Plus if you want to combat the texture you actually have to know how to cook, which means time spend learning and then actually being able to cook it off well, so it demands effort, and for what? just to say that you got to eat a maybe miraculously speaking ok tasting brain?
      But by that point you are probably just saying it tastes ok because of all the investment on time and effort put on cooking it, not because it really tastes ok.

    • @pupoflas9764
      @pupoflas9764 7 лет назад +5

      RoarOfDamnation brains tastes good, they dont even need to be that well seasoned, or maybe im just asian

    • @zeromailss
      @zeromailss 6 лет назад

      it is an asian thing I guess, I love dem brain

  • @Dzindzer
    @Dzindzer 7 лет назад +32

    You should have seasoned it a bit, makes it more palatable. If you ask me it can be pretty tasty, but the texture is so soft and creamy in a bad way.

  • @mrcomp1971
    @mrcomp1971 7 лет назад +635

    Low key ASMR. Nice.

    • @abhijaytyagi6808
      @abhijaytyagi6808 7 лет назад +9

      Haha those crackling sounds are Soo satisfying.

    • @SaszaDerRoyt
      @SaszaDerRoyt 7 лет назад +5

      I disagree very strongly...

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 7 лет назад +10

      "The return... of the beloved... lip smack."

    • @itsexpla
      @itsexpla 7 лет назад +2

      PKMN Trainer Mark theodd1sout lmao

    • @UrFavoriteZombie
      @UrFavoriteZombie 6 лет назад

      I mean I am not into ASMR
      But the nice crackling sound when it comes to grilling meat is satisfying

  • @Yoiyoshi23
    @Yoiyoshi23 7 лет назад +70

    I Eat Michael And Explain Vsause

    • @Yoiyoshi23
      @Yoiyoshi23 7 лет назад +1

      DKuelanaz 59 just monika.png lol

  • @ChadMojito
    @ChadMojito 7 лет назад +20

    These brains probably weren't very good since you didn't put any SAUCE on em

  • @iJamie8467x
    @iJamie8467x 7 лет назад +37

    You didn't flip it. No seasoning
    It's RAW!!!

    • @amisfitpuivk
      @amisfitpuivk 7 лет назад

      salt and pepper makes anything hot better

  • @ericwelch4822
    @ericwelch4822 7 лет назад +1

    The topic of zombies has interested me for a long time but even more so when i learned that zombie parallels exist in nature. One example is cordyceps, a type of fungi parasite that infects animal brains, controls them to get to optimal spore reproduction conditions, and then releases its spores spreading the infection.

  • @alex31461
    @alex31461 7 лет назад +101

    make noodles next

  • @srimoyeedas7424
    @srimoyeedas7424 3 года назад +2

    Struggle for survival and survival alone without thinking about complicated societal intricacies......sounds downright reality in today's world

  • @philwellsify
    @philwellsify 7 лет назад +48

    That moment when he didn't swallow the brain and instead shoved it between his lips and cheek to finish the video so he could spit it out xD.

    • @detsllh2995
      @detsllh2995 7 лет назад +6

      Irishwells at the end of the video u see him spitting it out

    • @philwellsify
      @philwellsify 7 лет назад +6

      Yes, thank you for reiterating my comment.

    • @nitrosherbert888
      @nitrosherbert888 7 лет назад +4

      That moment when he didn't swallow the brain and instead shoved it between his lips and cheek to finish the video so he could spit it out xD.

    • @Cheezdealer
      @Cheezdealer 7 лет назад +3

      NITRO SHERBERT at the end of the video u see him spitting it out

    • @nitrosherbert888
      @nitrosherbert888 7 лет назад +4

      Yes, thank you for reiterating my comment.

  • @fandyus4125
    @fandyus4125 7 лет назад

    How can such a short video be so touching, I don't get that. Man, you're a genius. You and Michael and Jake. All of you.

  • @ZoniesCoasters
    @ZoniesCoasters 7 лет назад +301

    dont get a prion

    • @userou-ig1ze
      @userou-ig1ze 7 лет назад +10

      Zonies Coasters *disease

    • @-SUM1-
      @-SUM1- 7 лет назад +28

      user73o1u 81716 Prions are out-of-control self-replicating proteins that cause deadly, incurable diseases, famously mad cow disease.

    • @userou-ig1ze
      @userou-ig1ze 7 лет назад +8

      SUM1 1) they're not self replicating 2) you wouldn't wish someone not to get 'a' prion, but rather not to get the disease related to it (e.g. creutzfeldjakob). as you state correctly, it's the misfolded protein that causes the disease. You couldn't care less if the protein doesn't cause any disease by chance or whatever factors.

    • @connorlynch3474
      @connorlynch3474 7 лет назад +7

      1) They are not strictly self-replicating but are capable of misfolding other proteins, so I see what they mean. 2) As it is individual prion proteins which cause prion diseases, you could say "don't get a prion" in the same way that one could say "don't get a tumour", much like how not all tumours cause cancer and not all individual prions cause prion diseases.

    • @userou-ig1ze
      @userou-ig1ze 7 лет назад +3

      Connor Lynch 1) never presumed you don't know what you're talking about 2) A tumor can already be considered a disease, moreover for sure it cannot be considered a particle causal to any disease. The comparison is therefore flawed! However if I could suggest to look at it more like a bacterium, that on its own rarely causes diseases, but it multitudes causes all kinds of diseases, IMHO that would be more accurate.

  • @andrearupe6035
    @andrearupe6035 7 лет назад +1

    The sound of that brain cooking was very fascinating

  • @bmx4life700
    @bmx4life700 7 лет назад +70

    So is Kevin homeless now having to make low budget films and resorted to eating cow brains.

  • @LunaWitcher
    @LunaWitcher 7 лет назад +2

    I really loved this uncut thing. You were remarkably good at it, too.

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing5308 7 лет назад +14

    Lol all the vsauces should start a cooking channel

  • @aelux4179
    @aelux4179 7 лет назад

    Theres so much about this video thats so satisfying. The ambient crackling of fats and oils, roaring fire and the simple beauty of your explanation in one, fluid take.

  • @ChordsBoy
    @ChordsBoy 7 лет назад +15

    You should start a cooking show where you do exactly this :3
    I'd watch it :D

  • @WisdomShark
    @WisdomShark 3 года назад +2

    This hits different after 2020.

  • @howeslife2718
    @howeslife2718 7 лет назад +3

    All these big words. All one take. Such a long monolog? Bravo my good man! Bravo!

  • @VI-pp4jo
    @VI-pp4jo 6 лет назад

    Dude you have a unique spin on concepts, I really enjoy the perspective. It's like a bedtime story from someone that has a basic understanding of human as opposed to a link in the societal web. Much love

  • @Tsukuyomi500
    @Tsukuyomi500 4 года назад +4

    *obligatory coronavirus joke*

  • @hahani17
    @hahani17 4 года назад +1

    Most of what i have taken from this video is that things are getting crazy in brainland

  • @ainsleyharriott3932
    @ainsleyharriott3932 7 лет назад +3

    *WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!*

  • @user-rw4vx5es8m
    @user-rw4vx5es8m 7 лет назад

    the effort you and other vsauces put into your videos is greatly appreciated

  • @shrek2342
    @shrek2342 7 лет назад +130

    You could argue Frankenstein was a zombie.

    • @mrpineapple2938
      @mrpineapple2938 7 лет назад +26

      memes and more - overwatch enthusiast
      Nah.
      Because he's alive! HE'S ALIVE

    • @shrek2342
      @shrek2342 7 лет назад +5

      Good one! Lol

    • @thecynth3820
      @thecynth3820 7 лет назад +32

      "Straightening glasses and speaking with a lisp! Actually, you mean Frankenstein's monster ( and even then, the original Mary Shelley Frankenstein was an intellectual (or at least a reader))

    • @maracachucho8701
      @maracachucho8701 7 лет назад +1

      It would be silly to argue about that.

    • @Superbouncybubble
      @Superbouncybubble 7 лет назад +2

      Francisco Rola Rahman, The monster was probably smarter than Frankenstein in many ways, albeit about as immature

  • @kitcutting
    @kitcutting 7 лет назад

    I regretted watching this video. Some years back, I was pragmatically gung-ho about zombie-killing and it pretty much stayed that way, but then I watched this video and it helped me think deeper about zombie emotions and how relatable zombies were. Now I'm not so ethically sure whether killing zombies would be the right thing to do in the spur of the moment.

  • @mememaster9701
    @mememaster9701 7 лет назад +57

    I once ate another humans brain to become more intelligent, turns out i ate jake pauls brain so i am now a asshole zombie

  • @no5327
    @no5327 3 года назад +2

    this has aged like a fine wine.

  • @johnlemus7921
    @johnlemus7921 7 лет назад +5

    Brains ans scrambled eggs are pretty very good. I Highly recommend it.

  • @Andie_Shore
    @Andie_Shore 7 лет назад

    Kevin, man, I was all prepared to have a zombie jumping out of nowhere, especially when there was some light going on in the background. Thanks for another amazing share!

  • @adrianvelasquez5867
    @adrianvelasquez5867 7 лет назад +76

    4:00
    Stranger Things vibes anyone?

    • @FaresTabet
      @FaresTabet 7 лет назад +1

      lol yeah

    • @viniciodevito3649
      @viniciodevito3649 7 лет назад +6

      Stfu

    • @Till374
      @Till374 7 лет назад

      does anyone know the name of that song?

    • @BigDaddyWes
      @BigDaddyWes 7 лет назад +15

      Apeggiating synths have been around for decades. Stranger things definitely popularized that sound with younger people though.

    • @stefandavid2001
      @stefandavid2001 6 лет назад

      Song name?

  • @MrTrollTheMadGamer
    @MrTrollTheMadGamer 7 лет назад

    Managing to pace a one take video like your edited ones, in one take is actually quite amazing

  • @juancontreras9124
    @juancontreras9124 7 лет назад +4

    a Creutzfeldt-jacob like this video

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 7 лет назад

      Insanely rare disease, one of the rarest on the planet.

  • @bbq5861
    @bbq5861 7 лет назад +1

    multi-tasking in one take? you're a mad man! WELL DONE!

  • @gianniskampilis4545
    @gianniskampilis4545 7 лет назад +6

    5:24 Myth Vsauced

  • @KingOfDowntown19
    @KingOfDowntown19 7 лет назад

    I wouldn't say that the zombie itself takes the center stage in modern zombie films. A big part of the appeal comes from society collapsing and everything that comes with it. There are fun things like looting gunstores, steal your favourite sweets from grocery stores and an answer to the question how far you would really get if you really happened to be in a breakout. Now sprinkle in some "loss of loved ones", "fear for your life" and a "feeling of being the special, smart or superior guy in a world full of braindead", to get that sense of intrigue and fascination a zombie movie usually invokes.
    Anyway though, great vid as always

  • @Tomatoffel
    @Tomatoffel 7 лет назад +24

    i would be a bit to afraid of prions to eat a brain that raw..

    • @desencriptando
      @desencriptando 7 лет назад

      me too

    • @HoD999x
      @HoD999x 7 лет назад +15

      prions dont get destroyed by heat

    • @neverlikedpasta
      @neverlikedpasta 7 лет назад +2

      Not to mention he used his hand and spatula to help him eat - both of which made contact with bits of the brain that were completely raw...

    • @gibbyace5077
      @gibbyace5077 7 лет назад +11

      Tomatoffel its cow brains
      Its safe to eat
      IF the cow wasnt sick

    • @Tomatoffel
      @Tomatoffel 7 лет назад +2

      to dennis haupt: Umm thats not what i have been told and not what i read. My Prof. told me they can be destroyed by heat (or surgeons would have to throw away a lot of instruments after every surgery). And a look at wikipedia states that at 131° of wet heat it will be destroyed after 2 hours. (Same temperature as my prof told me, just to somewhat legitimise wikipedia.)

  • @roelvian
    @roelvian 7 лет назад

    God, this videos are great. You are one of the few creators in youtube that still entertains me, and your content is probably the one i enjoy the most.
    Please keep it up.

  • @noctis678
    @noctis678 7 лет назад +3

    Nothin' like the taste of prions in the morning.

  • @ReidKornman
    @ReidKornman 7 лет назад

    Kevin - that was a very impressive one-cut episode. You are a very talented speaker and I think you have a long and successful career ahead of you.

  • @albertb8999
    @albertb8999 7 лет назад +8

    Frost!

  • @lanternecosmique
    @lanternecosmique 7 лет назад +2

    I have to admit, it was kind of hard to watch a 5 minutes take vithout the usual fast editing. A part of me was like "hey, go check Twitter, look at the comments, do something else since there's not much going here". It's really scary and disturbing how I'm used to lots of distractions all over the place on RUclips. It may also be linked to te brain/zombies theme.

  • @Rohan-vb2hq
    @Rohan-vb2hq 7 лет назад +34

    why not put the meat directly on the grill?

    • @sonyfanboi8070
      @sonyfanboi8070 7 лет назад +14

      He needs to put da oil there

    • @TheNefari
      @TheNefari 7 лет назад +3

      Because it tastes better fried on a pan :D

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  7 лет назад +80

      It was extremely soft and loose and I was afraid it'd fall through.

    • @ennyuiui
      @ennyuiui 7 лет назад +2

      Its a brain..its filled with fat. It would fall apart due to the metals slipping inside the curves.

    • @MrSefakral
      @MrSefakral 7 лет назад +4

      Yep, brain is really mushy. It would just fall into the fire

  • @JustGotHeated
    @JustGotHeated 7 лет назад +2

    The single take was pretty impressive

  • @vatablous
    @vatablous 7 лет назад +26

    So zombies are like teenagers?

    • @joestammers3431
      @joestammers3431 7 лет назад +9

      Vatablous Devil Like everyone who lives in a first world country

    • @hamzakais1762
      @hamzakais1762 7 лет назад +1

      More like teenagers are like zombies

    • @paralusion
      @paralusion 7 лет назад +4

      /r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @juliannnnnn
      @juliannnnnn 7 лет назад

      Except, teens are real, and more edible

    • @LiquidZulu
      @LiquidZulu 6 лет назад

      Millenials. Am I right?

  • @hanspierre3991
    @hanspierre3991 7 лет назад +1

    I like this raw and straight forward type of video a lot.

  • @iamadave
    @iamadave 7 лет назад +4

    Put some ketchup on it.

    • @escuincle7
      @escuincle7 7 лет назад

      IamaDave lemon, salt and red salsa inside a tortilla is the best way of eat brains. Trust me.

  • @glanni
    @glanni 6 лет назад

    Beautiful analysis! I have thought a lot about why most people like zombie settings so much, and your points were very.. on point!

  • @oskar_f2397
    @oskar_f2397 7 лет назад +4

    Shuden't zombies not be harmful? If you can't bite you'r flesh why shud dead things be abel to?

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 7 лет назад +5

      Yeah ikr. And zombies with their lack of coordination and with their damaged sensory organs wouldn't be able to find you well enough to even try to take a bite. You might think they wouldnt be able to smell you over the scent of their own rot, and their own rot means their eyes and inner ear would be too broken.

    • @badsuperhero6943
      @badsuperhero6943 7 лет назад +11

      Oskar F. Mcfab you almost can't bite through your own skin because your brain doesn't allow you to, but you can bite through some else's skin just fine

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 7 лет назад +4

      If you can bite through a carrot, you can bite through a finger. I've heard before that we're much stronger than we think we are, but our brain keeps us from reaching our limit because it could bring serious damage to our bodies, Zombies wouldn't have that.

    • @oskar_f2397
      @oskar_f2397 7 лет назад

      But whot stops them from eating themselfs first? And you can yust chill in a house. Not like the zombies cud find you. Our dig a mote

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 7 лет назад +2

      ...Probably the same thing that keeps all creatures from eating at themselves (except in dire situations). It may also want fresh and living flesh.
      And that depends on how far the rot has gone, in movies they usually can and will, but in real life the senses could be damaged/destroyed.
      Also, you may want autocorrect.

  • @dustinsmith3688
    @dustinsmith3688 7 лет назад

    This is why Vsauce2 is my favorite. Kevin you are the best thank you for everything you have given us.

  • @NuevaBestia
    @NuevaBestia 7 лет назад +45

    THUMB THIS IF WE NEED NET NEUTRALITY

    • @Chipwhitley274
      @Chipwhitley274 7 лет назад +4

      NuecaBestia,
      It is the mindless masses... that consume only the not critically analyzed narrative of supporting Net Neutrality... and why so many, both Liberals and Conservatives alike, accept Net Neutrality as a good thing... rather than what it really is... a Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

    • @kraio-sfu
      @kraio-sfu 7 лет назад +1

      Chipwhitley274 you're one of those, aren't you?

    • @leovigild_
      @leovigild_ 7 лет назад +2

      I tried to click like but my service provider doesn't allow me to have a negative opinion of net neutrality.

    • @CrystalBulger
      @CrystalBulger 7 лет назад +1

      Chipwhitley274
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    • @Chipwhitley274
      @Chipwhitley274 7 лет назад +5

      Cryosardonic,
      One of those that actually thinks critically about something, rather than unquestioningly accepting what I am told? Yeah... I am one of those guys.
      Before Net Neutrality... the vast majority of people never experienced the very thing Net Neutrality is supposed to protect against. Yet we would give Government Bureaucracy power to "protect" something that was not threatened? Yeah... because giving Government Control over something is sure to keep that thing "Free". Oh and I suppose no one considered the Lobbying that Cable Companies will do to gain favor as Government gains more regulatory control over their industry...
      Net Neutrality is nothing more than fear mongering designed to convince people to give Government more latitude to regulate internet service providers and internet in general. Just in case you forgot... Internet Service providers are companies... that provide a service... which means Net Neutrality regulations are nothing more than the Government regulating how a company is allowed to provide their services... to control pricing.
      Before Net Neutrality there were very few instances of ISPs throttling, blocking, censoring etc... Why? Even with the Government regulations that allow cable companies to have monopolies... they cable corporations still answer to their shareholders... and the shareholders want to keep customers happy... so they can profit... also, those shareholders are also customers of cable companies... so they want a service that people like too. The few instances of practices consumers didn't approve of... were corrected when customers voiced strong and widespread objection, and some instances involved lawsuits. Regular consumers were able to fix those things fine before government came along to intervene... and we never had this doomsday scenario everyone is going on about... as if soon the internet will be unusable.
      If an Internet Service Provider has strain on their network... because of a high enough traffic that their systems aren't able to cope with... what do you think is the solution? They either have to limit internet across the board, or they can throttle back high data usage content, or they can raise costs across the board so they can improve and expand their network capabilities, or they can charge tiered rates for high data usage content and keep costs lower overall, while still improving and expanding their network capabilities. If Government mandates neutrality... then that leaves them only a couple options... either throttle back your entire service... or charge more for your entire service... instead of being able to compromise and focus charges on heavy use services.
      Should the government do this for any other service? Should there be a flat fee for your water bill regardless of your usage? What about electricity? Or any business that charges you more for using more of their service? We should just regulate all businesses like that. Yeah... sounds like freedom to me.
      Not only is government not needed to correct problems... the regulations and restrictions stymie growth, expansion, improvement, and innovation.

  • @nutbeam3102
    @nutbeam3102 6 лет назад

    approximately what Zizek has been saying in a few of his lectures: We continue to make movies about the end of the world, and we have little to none movies about utopias or different society structures within a frame of a developed civilization. It's easier for us to imagine the end of the world, apocalypse rather than a different societal, economical or political structure

  • @Xanderboof
    @Xanderboof 7 лет назад +13

    First. I may not have actually been the first comment, but I'm taking the glory.

  • @djprogramer973
    @djprogramer973 7 лет назад

    And as the video ended, his final thoughts were "Don't puke it up, don't puke it up, don't puke it up!!!"
    But as always excellent performance. And that's why I've stayed subscribed to you for all of these years.

  • @Korenstein1
    @Korenstein1 7 лет назад +8

    That sizzling is killing me, no thanks bye 👋

  • @FirstLast-fm1od
    @FirstLast-fm1od 7 лет назад

    Kevin you are easily my favourite youtuber alongside the other vsauce channels. I really love your professional videos. They are amazing.

  • @albertb8999
    @albertb8999 7 лет назад +17

    Not first comment and I don't care

  • @OktayDogangun
    @OktayDogangun 7 лет назад

    Hey Kevin. In Turkey (generally in minor and middle Asia), you can find many restaurants that serve brain of a sheep, especially at late nights. People often go there after drinking alcohol with friends. The brain is served either as a soup (beyin paça) or roasted (beyin söğüş) preferably with a lot of spice and lemon. I think you would like it that way :)

  • @Eitan.Franco.Dabara
    @Eitan.Franco.Dabara 7 лет назад +3

    First

  • @Dan-rw8dg
    @Dan-rw8dg 7 лет назад +1

    Another poetic video from my favorite vsauc'er

  • @renegadethesandwing02050
    @renegadethesandwing02050 Год назад +1

    this hits different after living through covid...

  • @upinarms79
    @upinarms79 7 лет назад

    I eat scrambled eggs and pork brains with toast all the time, they're great. Also very good when cooked in a gravy or with greens. You just gotta make sure you cook them well and that you're buying from a reputable source. Brains are highly nutritious, but they can be a risk because of disease.

  • @mamercier10
    @mamercier10 4 года назад +2

    if they don't have consciousness, why don't they eat each other ?

  • @jaux12240
    @jaux12240 7 лет назад

    Great great video!! I am so glad that you did this because I doubt anyone else would eat that. One thing I have to say is that it was a little hard to stay concentrated after half the video because there were not breaks in your talking. Over all I loved this thanks for doing what you do

  • @r.d.e.2803
    @r.d.e.2803 7 лет назад

    Great editorial. Really like the one take shot. You my new favorite Vsauce, Kev.

  • @limalicious
    @limalicious 7 лет назад

    My paternal grandfather lived in one of the very small parts of Nebraska hit hard by the Dust Bowl. He ate calf brains and scrambled eggs for many a breakfast.

  • @camcorkiebri911
    @camcorkiebri911 7 лет назад

    I love that Jake’s video ended with him in front of a fire and yours started with you in front of a fire. The topics are similar too. Great job 👍

  • @CLNDSTNStudio
    @CLNDSTNStudio 7 лет назад

    @2:23 for a brief moment you can see the flames have died down and he sits eerily still like a zombie... Rip Kevin

  • @NokoFace
    @NokoFace 7 лет назад

    Literally better than any of the monologues on The Walking Dead in the past 4~ years.

  • @hateraidfree9392
    @hateraidfree9392 7 лет назад

    Brain needs quite a bit of flavoring. I know my family usually mix vinegar and lemons when eating cow brain. But we also mix cuts of meat too as brains are as soft as tofu

  • @valence_drive
    @valence_drive 7 лет назад

    Impressive one-take, Kevin. Always impressive to see long one-takes in action.

  • @ChasoGod
    @ChasoGod 7 лет назад +3

    Zombies don't eat brains, that's just a trope. Without the brain a corpse can't be reanimated into a zombie cause that's where the virus attacks and controls the corpse. That's why the brain is the zombies weak spot, cause enough damage to the brain and the zombie will die (again). Also the brain is well protected within the skull which is hard for the human mouth to get access to, that's why zombies prefer to bite at the limbs and tear out the guts of their victims you know the soft squishy parts that the human mouth can latch onto and bite down.

    • @mcearl8073
      @mcearl8073 7 лет назад

      Dreamer Dawn you say that as if they are real. But aside from that I do agree with you, I don’t like the zombies that are portrayed to eat brains, it just doesn’t make any sense. If it’s caused by a virus the virus will want to reproduce and it can’t do that by eating brains, and like you said, brains would be nearly impossible to even get to without the use of tools.

    • @Skelath
      @Skelath 7 лет назад

      Zombies are themselves a trope.
      It is also known that blood in a zombie becomes coagulated which prevents the blood from sending energy to the muscles allowing them to move, no energy; no movement. A diesel car cannot run without diesel, a computer cannot run without power.
      A brain cannot move limbs without a nervous system, break the spine and the body cannot move.
      You cannot apply real world rules to zombies, That and our teeth are not designed for latching on and tearing at living flesh, attempting to bite down and rip open a sweaty human neck would be impossible without modification done to the teeth.

  • @ROXYshark
    @ROXYshark 7 лет назад +2

    5:19 You know EXACTLY what to say about that: BRAAAAAAAAINS!

  • @petramakler8733
    @petramakler8733 7 лет назад +1

    this video was very satisfying to watch

  • @ButCritically
    @ButCritically 7 лет назад +1

    One cut was really well done!

  • @KimAlexisG
    @KimAlexisG 7 лет назад

    Impressive job doing all of that so well in one take!

  • @kalashnikov5038
    @kalashnikov5038 7 лет назад

    Absolutely love the Vsauce family, the most curiosity driven channels out there.

  • @oliver8599
    @oliver8599 7 лет назад

    I think I figured it out
    vsauce2: focuses on the psychological
    vsauce3: focuses on the theories, speculation and paradoxes.
    vsauce: A shit load of random spit facts

  • @DragonEye135
    @DragonEye135 7 лет назад

    It tastes rather good when properly cooked with salt and pepper. It's like a soft omelette. Spicy on the outside, tender and fatty on the inside with a nutty flavor.

  • @thepowerful7593
    @thepowerful7593 5 лет назад +2

    1:46
    *WHAT ABOUT WITH A WEAKNESS POTION AND A GOLDEN APPLE*

  • @kilyaded7332
    @kilyaded7332 4 года назад +1

    Even Kevin can't get away from the RUclips algorithm of eating something nasty.

  • @liamczap5030
    @liamczap5030 6 лет назад

    I like to think the whole eating brains thing is symbolic. You see, when you become a zombie, you are no longer you, this eating your brain

  • @justdilka
    @justdilka 6 лет назад +1

    Imagine how awkward it will be when he dies and sees the ghost of the cow he just ate!

  • @10602156
    @10602156 6 лет назад

    Dude you were the first person I ever subscribed to. I only have 3 and have you tubed for years. you and your videos rock man. thanks for the entertainment

  • @JaydentheMathGuy
    @JaydentheMathGuy 5 лет назад +1

    1:47 look at the fence glowing behind him.

  • @lukec1471
    @lukec1471 7 лет назад

    “I think my brain is burning”
    *Brain catches on fire*
    “Whoa! Things are getting crazy... in brainland”