Witness is Asked About
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- Опубликовано: 23 май 2022
- During the Cross Exam of a witness, Amber Heard's Lawyer thought it a good idea to bring @ThatUmbrellaGuy back into the mix of things. This turned out to be a hilarious blunder.
#deppvheard #justiceforjohnny #johnnydepp #amberheard #amberturd #depptrial
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
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The Mastermind himself
All hail ThatUmbrellaGod :)
Love you TUG, keep up the awesome work to reveal the truth!
You can't keep getting away with it! 😣😭
"Honestly this sounds like schizophrenia." I can't stop laughing at this.
And it was perfect way of "wtf are you talking about?"
The way he said it is just so funny, I can't LMAO.
Dead 💀 lol
Hahahahahagahahahajha
Not many people in my office today, so no one to see me laughing like an idiot at this.
One day TUG is ranting about crappy comic books, the next he's the King of the Twitters. God Bless America!
YTube, too.
In tug we trust
I'm excited to see how he turns this into a new grift for his sycophants to guzzle down. The man doxes himself, breaks his own mailbox in response, whores out his daughter for a crappy comic book line he neither writes nor draws, collects information to dox others while crying about those who dox "his side," and now this. I really cannot wait.
EDIT: oh, and the catfishing that his fat wife engages in for his personal viewing enjoyment. I forgot about that one.
Tug is awesome with truth!
Probably having chats with Elon Musk at this very moment.
“THE Umbrella Guy, the lead person for Mr. Depp’s Twitters…the most predominant pro-Depp Twitters out there.”
HA! So ignorant!
Which umbrella guy tho?
THAT Umbrella Guy
she shpeaks sum Engrish
Poor TUG! He's always getting blamed for shit. lol
@@drdreddmanofmystery9482 free publicity 🤣
This guy is so precious, plus he's a totally normal person who just sandbagged everything Elaine asked. Bless.
Exactly. It's ironic how totally normal people who take the stand and tell the truth completely destroy Amber's case because her entire side is all about manipulation, lies, and redirecting evidence to manipulate the truth.
I love that he is a normal person … who is trying hard to be an honest person
How is he honest? he follows an account called Johnny dep fan. he broke his oath no?
@@SpaceC4det1 Twitter users can change their name/handle since a long time ago. It's entirely possible (and actually most likely) that if this witness does have someone name "Johnny Depp Fan" in his follow list it's because that person changed their name recently. Several people in my twitter follows list have changed their names over the years and I'm always left thinking "wait, who is this?"
@@SpaceC4det1 he doesn't follow the account, he replied to a tweet once. And this tweet came up in search results since it was one of the most liked and therefore was on top of search results
"Honestly this sounds like schizophrenia."
Yooo, I bet Amber Heard's lawyers are hearing voices after taking this trial.
That reply was so funny. 😄😂
YOU. MEDS. NOW.
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I honest to Gd shot my drink right out my damn nose.
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I was like wtf? "Mr Waldman is Umbrella guy and he testifed he talks with Umbrella guy"
Mentioning Umbrella Guy this much is so colossally stupid. If the Jury doesnt know who he is it sounds ridiculous if they decide to check him out they see all the worst evidence against Amber. So genius
Nah. Every time the session ends the judge asks people not to talk about it and not to do outside research. I don’t know the ins and outs of it but i don’t think the jury would be looking him up because that would fall under outside research.
@@deanmurphy7307 true but not guaranteed
@@deanmurphy7307 I would like to think everybody would follow the rules but this case is so prevalent in all media it's almost inescapable. You would almost have to not watch tv or use your phone for the whole trial to avoid 1 single accidental detail being exposed. A guy named Umbrella Guy with no context is very intriguing and curiousity could get the better of them.
Dont forget the biggest blunders AHs team did in court history was to actually bring global public opinion & internet materials via their OWN "experts" right into the jury's noses (backfired strat for their counter claim). The door has already opened and it doesnt help AHs side as both sides have continued to bring it all up frequently especially in JDs rebuttal. Speaking metaphorically, the jury doesnt really 'need' to eat out, as they already have a homecooked buffet.
@@deanmurphy7307 if only that was how it actually worked :/
Tug lives rent free in Amber's mind.
- "Can we see the rest? For context?"
- "No, thats hearsay."
- "...Its YOUR evidence!"
Objection!
"I'll object to everything he says about Amber's behavior, then introduce a tweet where he makes it obvious what he saw about Amber's behavior." Brilliant chess move, Elaine.
That's pretty much been how her defense has rolled. Like the whole hashtag stuff.
she's outchessed all of us, truly
At this point i’m thinking Elaine is just fed up with the Turd. No one can hold the poop over 2 weeks. RELEASE THE POOP ELAINE
FLUSH THE TURD
Exactly what I thought. Like YES PLEASE READ IT AGAIN ELAINNNNE
I feel like after this, That Umbrella Guy deserves a shout out by JD.
TUG for next Depp movie character
Maybe he'll come on for an interview after the trial.
But also good on JD's team for not posting anything while the case is still going. They can enjoy the win once the chickens have hatched.
You don't have to follow a person to respond to one of their tweets. She has no idea how Twitter works. Amazing
you mean no one has ever reached out to you on the Twitters?
@@spudanky No, but Hooters has a certain draw.
That's what I was thinking. This is getting stupid and they are proving the other sides case. These lawyers are not good at all.
Well she is like a million years old.
"Honestly, this sounds like schizophrenia" rofl
Still makes him a better diagnostician than that guy yesterday.
@@jeffrey3425 *Lip smacking intensifies*
@@drs4983 Poor guy (tweaker), must have been 20+ minutes since his last hit.
Could you please explain to me why is it funny? I’m not a native speaker
@@viancatoledo She asked if he knew about a certain person and he said no. She then asked if he knew that that person was talking to ThatUmbrellaGuy. If he didn't know who she was talking about, he couldn't know anything else. That's why he said it sounded Schizophrenic.
'It Sounds Like Schizophrenia' This may be the first time anyone who is not actively involved in this case has spoken about how this shit actually sounds to a layperson. XD
Could not be more clear that this guy hadn't watched a sec of the trial and actually has zero shits to give about it. Just such a golden moment; imagine having no context and being asked on stand if someone called Adam Waldman talks to The Umbrella Guy, LOL it really is insane. This guy bringing us back to reality
lol, between this and the "amica" cream, it's amazing how Elaine kept trying to use things as proof that she clearly had no idea what they even were or how they were used.
She doesn't even know how Twitter works, why is she trying to use it as evidence?
The Twitters
She just owned herself by citing hearsay that was damaging to her own client. Elaine clearly isn't all that bright.
She'll probably start using the grammies next.
She's trying to sound smart by mentioning this new fangled "Twitter" thing.
”Mister Umbrella Guy” is *the* Top Man for Twitters. All of them- *all* of the Twitters! 😂
That's **Mr. Umbrella Guy** to you!
“He talks with the umbrella guy.”
“The umbrella guy?”
“THE UMBRELLA GUY!”
“Hmmm he talks with the umbrella guy”
Muffin Man and Umbrella Guy bromance.
I’m crying. 😂😂😂
"My Lord, we have found it!"
The one on Durry Lane?
Tell me about The Umbrella Guy, why does he wear the mask?
You know that Simpsons scene when sideshow Bob steps on rakes repeatedly? It’s a bit like watching Elaine “in action”
D'oh!!!
Holy shit so accurate.
Its so funny that TUG keeps getting mentioned in court and none of Heard's legal team can do anything take him down.
TUG commented on this video and was laughing his ass off at this whole ordeal
"Which Umbrella Guy are we talking about here?"
"That Umbrella Man."
When my grandma started talking like that, we took away her car keys.
Umbrella Umbrella guy everybody wants to be the Umbrella guy
Thorn in AHs side tell the truth and this wouldn't have happen-ed
TUGS mask in her night-mares
TUG needs to be mentioned more often. He's the 3rd biggest celebrity in this case behind Johnny and Camille!
he's still slightly behind marilyn manson
Incredibly average
Nah I’ll put him behind the muffin man.
Even Elaine is a bigger celebrity than AH at this point.
draco malfoy is up there too
Elaine's father started the firm she's in in if ur wondering why she was ever allowed out of the mail room
OOOOOOF!!! BRUTALITY!!!!....Please continue.
She was allowed out of the mail room because even if she signed for FedEx packages with evidence, and was tryin real hard, she lost them in a huge messy pile of stuff :p
Nepotism wooop wooop
She doesn’t do much trial law, but I guess that’s obvious. She’s the one wanting to be on TV not the trailer park guy!
Elaine was allowed out of the mail room because she gives great mail delivery "service", so to speak.
Umbrella guy got one hell of a shout out
And to think TUG started out posting vids of his lawn sprinkler and his new headphones and talking about comics. Way to go TUG, I am going back to the O.J. Simpson trial and see if I missed them saying TUG planted the glove.
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"Honestly this sounds like schizophrenia." was so good. it fuck1ng killed me.
Every time I rewatch this I fucking laugh so much over that
The Umbrella Guy? The Umbrella Man? Holy hell, I’m waiting for the Tweets from The Umbrella Dude, the Umbrella King, and Mary Poppins’ parasol.
"Honestly this sounds like schizophrenia". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go TUG!
One of the funniest parts of the trial so far. Elaine trying to stumble through understanding "The Twitter" and this guy with the Schizophrenia quote. 🤣
Elaine confirming the witness testimony by admitting evidence that JD lawyers didn’t even have is pure gold..!!!
At this point i think he Elaine is on jhonnys team, lmao
What, really? Seriously?
@@etherspin Yes the tweet
Elaine is *HILARIOUSLY* incompetent
Elaine is totally changing her personality to match Camille’s now. She is being more aggressive than usual, and she uses the same verbiage, such as “didn’t you?” So lame.
I've noticed Camille using "What, if any" and I find it hilarious.
@@Chrisallengallery 😂
@@Chrisallengallery Camille is doing what we Brits call "taking the piss".
"Sounds like schizophrenia" - this guy nails it squarely on the head. Listening to Heard's sadsack of a lawyer is genuinely mind-numbing. I can literally hear my braincells fizzle as she grasps at straws.
o m g....so funny lol
I really never understood the whole attacking of her lawyers thing the internet is doing, I get hating amber, but the amount of hate directed at her lawyers is mind-blowing.
@@yorozuya1992 agree, they're just people ffs.
@@yorozuya1992 people are absolutely allowed to comment on her competence.
Lol!
To whomever was dissing the woman for knitting in court, I just finished 1,560 meters of yarn in a blanket shawl listening to your live coverage! Thank you!!!
Yay! Fellow knitter! I've knitted 70 bunting flags whilst watching the trial, (I'm in UK and it's for our queen's jubilee). Congrats on blanket shawl sounds amazing! 💪😎
I'm cross stitching during this trial. Getting lots done. :)
These streams are perfect for knitting. Gives you something to do while watching
Your post had me in stitches :D
@@NicolasConnault Deary me, my head has been so embroiled in knits and purls stitches, not to mention megapints of glorious grapevine fruits, well dot dot dot
“THE Umbrella MAN!!"
" sounds like schizophrenia."
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Oh good Lord, how is this happening right now? I am simultaneously embarrassed and thoroughly entertained by the sheer nonsense going on in this courtroom.
You and millions of other people!
Even the Judge said this isn't a courtroom it's the world.
Now just imagine being there in person and on that Jury. I feel so bad for them to listen to such stupidity from her side and from her. There going to have objection ringing in there ears for a long time and even in there dreams.
The way Elaine keeps calling for side bars the Jury is going to need a real side bar after this.
Haha! Couldn’t have put this better myself. It’s an absolute riot, yet still very sad for all involved. There’s a clear difference between AH witnesses testimony and legal team, then you have JD witnesses testimony and legal team, it’s like watching a blockbuster movie and a D grade movie simultaneously! Craaaaazyy!
This court is more entertaining than anything Hollywood has released in the last 5 years.
Elaine so flustered she can't say anything correctly.
And she did it to HERSELF.
Is Depp's team going to call TUG to the witness stand now, too?
smh LOL
I hope he walks in in full costume
Only if he can take the stand in the Umbrella Corp Jason Mask I've seen him wear....
LMAO @ marc.
Let’s go umbrella man!!!
@@marcbhoy2811 As he should.
When my grandma started yelling about umbrella men and twitters, we took away her car keys...
TUG just got the shoutout of his life.
1:25 Elaine repeatedly, and rightly, objected to hearsay regarding what happened that night, only to _herself introduce hearsay evidence_ that is _damaging to her client,_ for the jury to hear?
Then later asks if he knows a person in this court, which follows a question about the person he doesn't know, if he has spoken to theunbrellaguy
I loved the exchange just before this:
Elaine: you’re a big fan of Johnny Depp, aren’t you?
Witness: no
Amber’s Lawyer: “The Umbrella Man controls Johnny’s Twitters on the Internets. He is the mastermind behind all this.”
"Umbrella Guy" - FTFY xD
He's obviously in league with the nefarious individual known as anonymous.
It's insane hearing TUG being name dropped so much in this. 🤣
After his story about how he built the trailer park resort, I respect this dude's hustle.
Elaines the gift that keeps on giving
"The Umbrella Guy" strikes again
He can't keep getting away with it! 😣
" I invented the internet, and it is in fact a series of tubes. " - Al Gore, testifying in the Heard/Depp trial
Isn’t that where the term Al-gore-rhythm came from?
@@Grammy52 Shit, you might be on to something there.
@@Grammy52 No, Al Gore was named after Algorithm though.
- Do you know who Adman Waldman is?
- I've no idea
- Well he testified earlier that he talks to "the umbreall guy"
- He what?? he talked to "the umbreall guy"??
- Yeah, were you aware of that?
- I.. honestly... that sounds.. like schizophrenia.
LMAO!!!!!
I love how Johnny is looking at her like, "are you mental, woman?" LOL 🤪😳🤣
Johnny is totally going to follow the umbrella guy now. 😂😂
I actually thought elaine was going to accuse the witness of being the umbrella guy. 😂
“Honestly …. It sounds like some schizophrenia” Good god. that is some of THE FUNNIEST SHIT I have ever heard. This man is pure of heart
"Honestly, this sounds like schizophrenia."
Objection: Calls for expert testimony. The witness is not a mental health professional.
When he said "this sounds like schizophrenia" I spit my drank out and laughed so hard 😂
Also when Elaine called JD Mr. Turd 😂 😂 😂
this trial is a comedian's gold mine!
SNL could NEVER write this, this is comedy Gold I'm actually DYING
Court is the best show intown, and it's free.
The umbrella man
Elaine is so flustered that she said The Umbrella guy is inside Adam Waltman and that he talks to him LMAO. How did such a bad lawyer get this job?
Someone commented above that Elaine's father started the firm she is in...
Umbrella Guy - the voice in Adam Waldman's head and the most predominant Twitter LOL
He just change his name to Mr Umbrella Guy now.
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I’m a lawyer too, and I can’t imagine EVER doing that. She admitted evidence that’s damning to her client. Is the heard team trying to throw the case?
It sounds like they've been trying to since the beginning
Not only that, she repeated the name of a creator that has hours of content and mounds of receipts damning to her client... it seems like she WANTS the jury to go follow ThatUmbrellaGuy. 🤣
@@JG-ej1qg hey I mean more subs for TUG then LOL xD free advertising in the middle of this court battle.
She's working against her own client FFS 🤣
Maybe the lawyers on the Heard team have been blackmailed by some of JD's more powerful friends, business associates and acquaintances into throwing the case. Perhaps they were told that their lives will be made a living hell and that they will get blackballed if they help Heard win.
The Umbrella Man....damn ,they missed the chance to say The Umbrella Fella too!
When it’s over with, JD is going to reach out to Tug and buy him a drink, at least I hope he does
They can't fault TUG for being a more responsible journalist than the mainstream media. And as big a name as he is making for himself, he is beholden to NO ONE, not even JD. He's just here to tell the facts and point them as he goes, and we love and respect him for that.
A side note: just watched a video from mainstream that paints this trial as an equal battle of "two" Hollywood superstars and it's just insulting to JD that 1.) Turd, a star?; and 2.) that they never mentioned all the damning evidence against Turd.
Like get your facts straight! No wonder we flock to the Lawtubers and TUG. You can't even be honest with details. Geesh-
Agreed. Can’t even read about a school shooting without journalists trying to use it as an example as to why their personal stance on gun control is the only answer and why we’re monsters for disagreeing
Exactly. I, for one, am tired of being told how to feel about events and what I should want as a result, rather than being treated like the intelligent human I am, and being given the information and slowed to come to my own conclusions. TUG even said, his only interest is in facts and not back pats.
Main stream media all over the world is misrepresenting the facts.
You know in astronomy, sometimes there are binary star systems in which a smaller much dimmer star feeds on the massive host star and leeches gasses and materials out of it, kind of like a parasite. Remind you of something?
@@adityanadgauda TUG was a reputable source of info long before this trial. He cannot be blamed for one of the topics he discussed (back when it was starting out) exploding in popularity, or having his name dropped.
I assume your comment was about TUG, since I compare reporters to vultures and monsters, not stars
I heard that the jurors are quite young and probably knows how to navigate twitter. So Heard's team is just making it worst for their case just because of being boomers
I'm a boomer and I navigate Twitter just fine!
@@bagbiz ok boomer
They couldn't get a youngling to check that for them?
I’m 48 and haven’t used Twitter in about 5 years…even I understand how it works. It’s not a generational thing, Elaine’s just a blithering idiot. 😄
Talking to the Umbrella Guy is not schizophrenia if you're actually trying to buy an umbrella..
I don’t know what l am going to do when this trial is over 😂🤡😂😂😂
facts
Poor guy he seems like a credible witness
This guy is so likable as a witness and I feel like Elaine makes a huge miss by trying to attack him in this way.
"He talks to the umbrella guy"
Insane statement out if context lol
It cracks me up that this lawyer doesn’t know you can respond to a tweet without actually following someone. The way she tried to catch him in a lie by saying “it is your testimony that you do not follow the umbrella guy”. Haha, he responded to a tweet not followed. Seriously this woman just added evidence against Heard right?? I’m thinking Elaine took this case to set her up for retirement and nothing else, she really doesn’t seem to care about the outcome.
Def seems like Elaine needs to be given a cognitive / dementia test ASAP!
It's always the oldies who try to take something modern like Twitter and explain it all while getting it entirely wrong.
Damned Umbrella Man!
Why does Elaine always empahsize "that's your testimony under oath" like its a big deal? Her client testifies lies all the time. Donated and Pledged are not the same. A broken nose does not miraculously disappear the next day. The math isn't mathing.
Amber looked confused at one point that somebody with a voice like this guy wasn't on her side. NOBODY is on your side, Amber, even those who originally believed you.
Her methhead sister is the only one on her side
@@EJY318 Early into the accusations the defence of Miss Heard, both professional and the social media narrative, was trying to make connections between Mr Depp, his supporters, and the right wing. It failed pretty badly, but they tried to use their usual box of tricks (everybody who is against me is a bro, and/or Hitler), so to see this meek and soft-spoken guy, what such right wing people might slur a "beta male" standing up for the truth of Mr Depp goes against that attempted initial narrative of the "nice vs the nasty" that has completely failed to stick over time, but I believe in her fits of self-righteousness, Amber did believe were all on her side until the rude awakening of this trial.
The way Depp is turned ALL the way around to look at Elaine during this line of questioning 🤣
I'm starting to feel like they're hoping that heard will come off as such a bad judge of character due to the incompetent people she used for her own defense, that people will believe the idea that she didn't release the information to "hurt jonny" solely because she was too stupid to realize her actions. holy god..
Your honor, Amber pleads female.
Dang you'd be better than her current lawyers
I hate that this sounds possible lol
@@FewNewReasonss Certified Blonde Moment
This is perfect! 😝
“Honestly this sounds like schizophrenia”
LMAO 🤣
Loving the boomer level of technological “No-how” from the relict on the court. Elaine is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
“Most prominent pro-depp twitters”
Jesus she sounds like such a boomer 😂
LMAO! Elaine doesn't realize how stupid what she did was. 😂 She's thinking about Waldman. This has nothing to do with him. 😂😂
“Twitters” oh Elaine
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TUG is absolutely living rent free in Elaine's head.
I LOVED this guy 💣💥🔥
He calls “em like he sees them 💥
The panel's reaction to Elaine referencing Lawtube is priceless.
Tug is famous again.
OMG...this is crazy, what is Elaine doing? Sabotaging her own client??
The way at Johnny is staring at Elaine is hilarious.
I think he's just perplexed how much of a boomer she sounds when talking about twitter considering they're similar in age
Amber’s side is soooooo afraid of the truth. It’s hilarious to watch.
I love TUG getting all this recognition after working so hard for the truth for years, even while being attacked by Amber's team.
That witness was brilliant. Love him. 😂😂😂😂
Congrats to TUG!
Given how important "the twitters" are in this case, at least according to team heard, you'd think her lawyers would at least educate themselves on what it actually is and how it is used.
sing us a song, you're the umbrella man!!
man, old people and technology is my favorite thing XD
“That sounds like schizophrenia” is the funniest thing I have turd in a long time.
She was being passive-aggressive deliberately mangling TUG's name and it just made her look foolish.
"Mr. Waldman testified earlier that he talks to TUG."
Objection, hearsay!
Seeing a guy from the real world in court for these celebrities is amazing 😂😂😂
Hahaha wow these lawyers just keep digging a hole.
I like way Camille says "that umbrella guy". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am shocked that Elaine is a licensed attorney. She is awful. And she truly doesn’t understand what heresay means and other rules of evidence.
She has no shame and that's what makes her valuable to a party like amber.
For me, law knowledge aside. She sounds ignorant. She misspells Camile Vasquez surname wrong all the time. The U is silent.
@@pmp1337 MISPRONOUNCES
from what i read shes usually settles out of court and has not a lot of court room experience
@@animalm4st3r if she usually just settles out of court I wonder how many people she's screwed over because she doesn't really know how to do her job?
My god. This was so bad. He totally sound like an honest person and the defense was "you do this for attention, right!? "you ara a fan of Mr Depp and you follow that umbrella guy and bla bla bla!"... and the guy was No... no ... no...
“Sounds like a schizophrenia” 🤣😂😂😂😂😂
To quote TUG
Fun times, huh? FUN TIMES INDEED!