Ultra Germany vs Everyone - HOI4 Timelapse

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @nunogomes4149
    @nunogomes4149 4 года назад +3578

    *Spanish civil war lasts 8 years*
    Hitler: "Fine, I'll do it myself"

  • @doodlydoo3935
    @doodlydoo3935 4 года назад +2410

    Japan: "Yo bro, we did it! We defeated everyone!"
    Germany: "We?"

    • @gr4vityjuli4n
      @gr4vityjuli4n 3 года назад +23

      Qui?

    • @sven8304
      @sven8304 3 года назад +8

      @akbar lakhani ur name is more cringe

    • @sven8304
      @sven8304 3 года назад +6

      @had to change my name his name is also not his real name.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 3 года назад +15

      What are you, a samurai? Get a grip.

    • @Trent733
      @Trent733 3 года назад +6

      @@samilzeynalov2448 *Japan: F****

  • @Terra-Antares
    @Terra-Antares 4 года назад +5527

    "Germany considers Italy better as a foe than as an ally"
    *Good Choice*

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 4 года назад +353

      That is probably the best choice Germany made in this timelapse

    • @artos9406
      @artos9406 4 года назад +150

      @@Nothing-1w3 that's why they conquered the world

    • @checkmate9099
      @checkmate9099 4 года назад +117

      “The enemy you know is better than the ally you cannot trust” -Pyro

    • @borniuus4850
      @borniuus4850 4 года назад +40

      Cause in the real world Italy was as good as useless and kept needing the help of Germany

    • @couldbeanybody2508
      @couldbeanybody2508 4 года назад +55

      The thing is irl Italy secured germanies southern flank and with The gothic line . In the long term, under German command, Italian troops were effective (See the battle of garfagnana)and Germany wasn't encircled. If they had taken over Italy by force, Germany would've had alot more gurilleas to deal with and it would've broken down the nazi regime alot earlier as the Germans wouldve had to put alot more german instead of italian men on the gothic line (which frankly, because of the eastern front, they couldn't afford)

  • @retrograd9824
    @retrograd9824 4 года назад +240

    When you don't need Steiner's counterattack anymore.

  • @Minute_Sniper
    @Minute_Sniper 4 года назад +1968

    Switzerland: im neutral
    German reich: your free trial of neutrality has ended

    • @nomadgaming8985
      @nomadgaming8985 3 года назад +2

      880 like

    • @王尚坤-z4t
      @王尚坤-z4t 3 года назад +3

      lmao
      u r underrated and deserves more like

    • @Alvio64
      @Alvio64 3 года назад +23

      Pretty sure Switzerland was never invaded during ww2

    • @Wgainz221
      @Wgainz221 3 года назад

      920th like

    • @slyfoxx8540
      @slyfoxx8540 3 года назад

      Germany's banker

  • @redtyto5399
    @redtyto5399 3 года назад +103

    German military high command: "Shouldn't we invade France now?" "Nah, let us conquer the whole land of asia and africa first. The french will surrrender anyway."

    • @vexversaa239
      @vexversaa239 3 года назад +2

      @@VC-kj9yx
      Lol

    • @vexversaa239
      @vexversaa239 3 года назад +1

      @@VC-kj9yx
      Indian climate is not even that bad

    • @martinerhard8447
      @martinerhard8447 3 года назад

      @@VC-kj9yx yes that must be why europeans go for vacation and backpacking there...because indias clima is soo harsh xD

    • @VC-kj9yx
      @VC-kj9yx 3 года назад

      @@martinerhard8447 And Europeans hardly visit India. They just go to Thailand, Bali to rest on beaches

    • @martinerhard8447
      @martinerhard8447 3 года назад +1

      @@VC-kj9yx Its more the dirt and smell of the masses. Indias climate ranks very low on survival scales. You know why?
      You dont even need sleeping bags or sleeping pads. You barely need to worry about the climate at all. No special gear required. And acclimatisation happens rather quickly.

  • @dennissadigov1637
    @dennissadigov1637 4 года назад +3507

    I love how the Spanish civil war was in almost a decade long stalemate and Germany was like "ya know what, I'm tired of you two fighting over nothing let's end this once and for all" and just made Spain disappear in a week

    • @feden6840
      @feden6840 4 года назад +91

      Like Switzerland and Napoleon

    • @radioactiverat8751
      @radioactiverat8751 4 года назад +112

      "Fine... I'll do it myself."

    • @meiter4515
      @meiter4515 3 года назад +4

      Month*

    • @legacyadrian2.047
      @legacyadrian2.047 3 года назад +5

      @@bilyluna Viste el video? xd

    • @bilyluna
      @bilyluna 3 года назад +3

      @@legacyadrian2.047 si no lo hubiese visto , no me habria dado cuenta del error..

  • @eliseoferreira2655
    @eliseoferreira2655 3 года назад +295

    "in the bunker"
    Goebbels: Adolf wake up! The allies are close!
    Hitler: I had the best dream of my life

    • @iaanveen4709
      @iaanveen4709 2 года назад +9

      Underrated comment.

    • @metroulker777
      @metroulker777 2 года назад +12

      I doubt he would call him "Adolf" and not "Mein Fuhrer" and get away with it

    • @jamesanderson3537
      @jamesanderson3537 Год назад +2

      Yes very good comment

  • @wjsyejwjwmmeusmqwjieem1473
    @wjsyejwjwmmeusmqwjieem1473 4 года назад +3335

    Italy: hey uhh your cause seems pretty cool can I join?
    Germany: *A N S C H L U S S P I Z Z A T I M E*

    • @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385
      @helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 4 года назад +35

      Pizza taste good

    • @krown8959
      @krown8959 4 года назад +80

      Hitler got tired after he allied with italy just so they lose africa and switch sides and i don't blame him

    • @iii8010
      @iii8010 4 года назад +27

      @@krown8959
      Italy loose north Africa, but in my games they go Addis-Ababa to cairo in 1 Month lol

    • @NubDiePie
      @NubDiePie 4 года назад +19

      no no no
      *P I Z Z A N S C H L U S S*

    • @turkepic3637
      @turkepic3637 4 года назад +5

      @@iii8010 every single game. I don't know what the Italian AI thinks , but they lose NA , then NAVAL INVADE it back , fail , and take it back via Ethiopia

  • @dubdood
    @dubdood 4 года назад +241

    *Germany starts attacking the Soviet Union*
    Red Army:
    Adios

    • @Genburthing
      @Genburthing 4 года назад +1

      *Germany starts attacking the Soviet Union*
      Red Army: ¡HOUDINI TIME!

    • @loafbread1920
      @loafbread1920 3 года назад +2

      Nazi: starts attacking Soviet Union
      Soviet Union: chuckels I'm in danger
      America, British: I got you homie

    • @papasha_a
      @papasha_a 3 года назад +2

      @@loafbread1920 you should to know, that soviet union asked to open second front in 1943 but America, British said: "we wait when you advance your front to Germany and we finish of the lying one" And then the open it just only in 1944)

  • @AllenorLP
    @AllenorLP 4 года назад +2917

    German generals:"Sooo when are we going to invade Britain?"
    Hitler:" *We get there when we get there!* "

    • @roccoemmanuel
      @roccoemmanuel 4 года назад +190

      _"Germany sees an opening for troops"_
      *A HOLE IS A HOLE*

    • @shep7544
      @shep7544 4 года назад +119

      In this timeline, the Germans spend 99% of their military budget on ground troops and planes, and 1% on ships

    • @StokesRef
      @StokesRef 4 года назад +25

      BAEnito Mussolini Hitler also has a soft spot for the Brits

    • @iamkj2008
      @iamkj2008 3 года назад +3

      The thing is they don't need to, they just need Britain to surrender

    • @JJaqn05
      @JJaqn05 3 года назад +4

      @@iamkj2008 It's not that they don't need to. They can't. Their navy is non existent

  • @BreadWinner330
    @BreadWinner330 3 года назад +32

    2:19 Steiner's glorious counterattack

  • @inxendere
    @inxendere 4 года назад +887

    German High Command: So how many fronts are we fighting in?
    Hitler: Yes

  • @kmmediafactory
    @kmmediafactory 2 года назад +188

    “Who won the Spanish civil war?”
    *Germany*

    • @Martianwojack47
      @Martianwojack47 2 года назад +2

      Brooo 😂

    • @ChobeVelyasha
      @ChobeVelyasha 10 месяцев назад +1

      Thats actually historically accurate if you think about it

  • @SnowingAsh111
    @SnowingAsh111 4 года назад +3141

    This is literally the Wolfenstein universe.

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 4 года назад +210

      Also d-day in Wolfenstein universe was far, far worse

    • @KnotNoxus
      @KnotNoxus 4 года назад +82

      @@Nothing-1w3 yeah, at least the Allies got huge pieces of land before they were quashed again

    • @WEREWOLFxALPHA
      @WEREWOLFxALPHA 4 года назад +124

      Except Wolfenstein is just a shitpipe of post war anti German bullshit

    • @WEREWOLFxALPHA
      @WEREWOLFxALPHA 4 года назад +61

      Hirocheeto oh look another guy brainwashed with post war allied propaganda those are not hot real national socialists you are falling for that allied Zionist post war anti German shit plot

    • @snipingflute4346
      @snipingflute4346 4 года назад +17

      We have yet to see a Wolfenstein-like game where it’s just you against Imperial Japanese.

  • @NebuIize
    @NebuIize 2 года назад +53

    Crazy how realistic the battle for France was

  • @domino_201
    @domino_201 4 года назад +3866

    I love how Germany’s annexing everyone and Slovakia’s just there watching.

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 4 года назад +180

      Hehe... I'm in danger.

    • @Gamenetreviews
      @Gamenetreviews 4 года назад +205

      Think he is a German puppet through the fate of Czechoslovakia.

    • @boxcarz
      @boxcarz 4 года назад +64

      @@Gamenetreviews *Czechoslovakia

    • @skinnytwig71
      @skinnytwig71 4 года назад +14

      How do you get to see all the troops everywhere

    • @maxcleghorn
      @maxcleghorn 4 года назад +29

      Czechoslovakia: 👁👄👁

  • @academytraderofficial
    @academytraderofficial Год назад +5

    Whoever made this did an excellent job, well done

  • @guuxduoc2201
    @guuxduoc2201 4 года назад +574

    Italy : Hey pal what a beautiful Emp....
    Germany : *B L I T Z K R I E G*

    • @Lu-br9xz
      @Lu-br9xz 4 года назад +12

      poor italy he was just trying to help

    • @augustusstamer2428
      @augustusstamer2428 4 года назад +34

      @@Lu-br9xz He failed the African front in to many timelines, Germany couldn't accept those failures

    • @a_noob559
      @a_noob559 4 года назад +1

      Are you still catching up from real life, Mr. Internet Explorer?

    • @blitzkrupp8583
      @blitzkrupp8583 4 года назад +1

      @@Lu-br9xz wait did Italy "help" Germany

    • @grahaltmills472
      @grahaltmills472 3 года назад +1

      At that time Mussolini was more like dead weight rather than ally, might as well invaded them

  • @CComit
    @CComit 2 года назад +12

    I like how UK Is just like “pretty good fight not gonna lie”

  • @fraunkat2080
    @fraunkat2080 4 года назад +668

    I love seeing the divisions

  • @elijahmakana1332
    @elijahmakana1332 3 года назад +7

    Beautiful, makes me want to cry.

  • @Inderastein
    @Inderastein 4 года назад +200

    Mainland Europe: Taken
    Asia: Taken
    Afrika: Taken
    Britania: Meh, maybe next year
    [Next Year]
    [Next Year]
    [Next Year]
    [Next Year]
    America: Taken
    Britania: Meh, maybe next year

    • @mg1462
      @mg1462 3 года назад +7

      The chanal😎😎

    • @napoleon-ron3428
      @napoleon-ron3428 3 года назад

      Maybe the next 100 years cause britannia rule the waves

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 9 месяцев назад

      They didn't take America. WTF are you talking about? It's mostly Allied territory.

  • @saranps2530
    @saranps2530 3 года назад +8

    One thing I liked about Germany was they didn't became rich by licking southeast Asian countries like Britain,France ect..They have always fought with the big guys

    • @ente3214
      @ente3214 2 года назад +2

      Yes literally against everyone at the same time it's incredible

  • @garchompenthusiast
    @garchompenthusiast 4 года назад +582

    When I saw Switzerland fall I wept, for then I knew all was lost

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 4 года назад +58

      Allies still had a chance if they were able to take..
      I V O J I M A

    • @chip-lol
      @chip-lol 4 года назад +29

      @@Nothing-1w3 i think you meant
      T A N N U T U V A

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 4 года назад +8

      @@chip-lol ah I see you are a man of culture too!

    • @Razgriz032
      @Razgriz032 4 года назад +11

      @@Nothing-1w3 P A P U A N E W G U I N E A

    • @Smiles08
      @Smiles08 4 года назад +12

      @@chip-lol you guys are all wrong. Its
      *B H U T A N*

  • @djjayem100
    @djjayem100 3 года назад +15

    I would love to see Germany in the Pacific. The new vehicles and weapons they'd have produced.

    • @amasing115
      @amasing115 5 месяцев назад

      And the populations they'd almost certainly had oppressed.

  • @whodis4097
    @whodis4097 4 года назад +6024

    "Adolf... Adolf wake up. The Allies have invaded Normandy."

    • @Four_clownpieces
      @Four_clownpieces 4 года назад +304

      Adolf: WOKE

    • @saintbernard9060
      @saintbernard9060 4 года назад +555

      The fun fact is he really slept,when allies just landed in normady

    • @pentrus2747
      @pentrus2747 4 года назад +331

      @@saintbernard9060 Yes, and they were too scared to wake Adolf up :D

    • @DarkSideChess
      @DarkSideChess 4 года назад +161

      @@saintbernard9060 Not that it mattered, the Red Army was already marching to victory by then.

    • @greatwhale6476
      @greatwhale6476 4 года назад +99

      @@christiandevenish3983 Absolutely not , Operation Bagration would have crushed Army Group Center either way and what the landings did was to just ease pressure on the Eastern Front and for the Western Allies to gain a foothold on France.

  • @stephanos2758
    @stephanos2758 4 года назад +18

    I love how my country (Cyprus) just sits there in the middle of everything, and nothing happens to it

    • @JustAGuy1712
      @JustAGuy1712 Год назад

      Thats cuz it was a colony of the uk

    • @stephanos2758
      @stephanos2758 Год назад

      @@JustAGuy1712 was it?

    • @bandeez23
      @bandeez23 Год назад

      @@stephanos2758 yeah it was

    • @stephanos2758
      @stephanos2758 Год назад

      @@bandeez23 naaaahhh

    • @JonathanBresnihan77
      @JonathanBresnihan77 2 дня назад

      That's one tiny little country in the middle of nowhere. But at least you're safe!

  • @thepingusdingus2918
    @thepingusdingus2918 4 года назад +980

    This man is gonna do anything except for the second american civil war

    • @Theta-411
      @Theta-411 4 года назад +87

      I mean yeah what’s the point, look at America in real life right now and it’s already fuckin happening

    • @djw07williams84
      @djw07williams84 4 года назад +34

      @@Theta-411 wait america is still a country??

    • @whynotsa6866
      @whynotsa6866 4 года назад +4

      @@djw07williams84 yeah its still a country

    • @anthonyJones-ll4ei
      @anthonyJones-ll4ei 4 года назад +2

      @@whynotsa6866 i thought america was a union a country's

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 4 года назад +1

      @@djw07williams84 Is France still a country?

  • @mappingowo3966
    @mappingowo3966 2 года назад +3

    This video fully shows what’s the benefit being an island country

  • @Triqlu-vl5cc
    @Triqlu-vl5cc 4 года назад +613

    Japan: hey Germany who we attacking next?
    Germany: you
    Japan: *chuckles* I’m in danger

    • @primusvsunicron1
      @primusvsunicron1 4 года назад +12

      Japan: deploy the Mobile Suits

    • @1wishforglory
      @1wishforglory 3 года назад +2

      BANZAI

    • @juanfangky5106
      @juanfangky5106 3 года назад +1

      This is wrong , germany never attack italy and japan territory . Germany put their soldiers in italy to help them from us and uk , when they invade italy !! Same as in africa germany didnt over control all of those country . In asia german didnt do anything , japan do their thing until got destroy by US . Germany do their thing in Europe and Japan in Asia !! I think this animation more like where the Axis take control or where they put their soldiers .

    • @Triqlu-vl5cc
      @Triqlu-vl5cc 3 года назад +1

      @@juanfangky5106 who

    • @Triqlu-vl5cc
      @Triqlu-vl5cc 3 года назад +1

      @@juanfangky5106 asked

  • @saintroyale2696
    @saintroyale2696 2 года назад +4

    4:40
    Someone: my fuhrer, I think we should invade United Kingd-
    Hitler: Haha I conquered Vietnam lol

  • @nerino_chan
    @nerino_chan 4 года назад +220

    Spanish civil war: alright guys here we go agai-
    Germany: *N O P E*

    • @lucasarthur9046
      @lucasarthur9046 4 года назад +2

      *N E I N*

    • @TheNecropolis20
      @TheNecropolis20 3 года назад

      at 5:16 its November 1944 - the Spanish civil war is over, and now its a puppet of Axis power Nazi Germany

  • @mentoriii3475
    @mentoriii3475 2 года назад +7

    Its crazy that if Germany defeated Soviet Union, they would have almost infinite supplies which would help mustache man war effort a lot stronger

    • @HeinrichDerGrosse1298
      @HeinrichDerGrosse1298 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah I would have said that by the moment germany captured moskow, they would have won
      And I mean they were quite close to it in reallife

  • @novacentorium4943
    @novacentorium4943 4 года назад +742

    Bulgaria: *becomes fascist and joins germany*
    Bulgaria: We cool bro-
    Germany: *declares war on Bulgaria*
    Bulgaria: ...

    • @Litovskyy
      @Litovskyy 3 года назад +19

      Bulgaria: am i a joke to you?

    • @FandyME
      @FandyME 3 года назад +8

      @@Litovskyy yes

    • @slepk7898
      @slepk7898 3 года назад +8

      But they gave them back the country later

    • @arcohol3367
      @arcohol3367 2 года назад

      they just pulled a USSR

  • @nikolozgilles
    @nikolozgilles 4 года назад +6

    5:03
    nationalist spain: you saved us!
    germany: oh i wouldn't say saved, more like under new management

  • @technetium9653
    @technetium9653 4 года назад +244

    I love seeing the random Finnish troop in the middle East or the western front, truly a great ally

  • @vrlord7949
    @vrlord7949 3 года назад +21

    I still remember the history lesson in my German class watching a documentary about the second world war. At the moment the German borders shrunk to zero in 1945 everybody was laughing...

    • @senkail6625
      @senkail6625 2 года назад +3

      why?

    • @Idk_idk22268
      @Idk_idk22268 2 года назад

      @@senkail6625 maybe they are stupid at History and never thought country that become that powerful has shrunk to zero

    • @vrlord7949
      @vrlord7949 2 года назад

      Because German kids thought it was funny that Germany lost after having been a ***** for the world

    • @videogamesandfilm6821
      @videogamesandfilm6821 10 месяцев назад

      @@senkail6625 because they're morons.,

  • @bangercakes
    @bangercakes 4 года назад +274

    That might be the fastest barbarossa i've seen, damn

  • @darthrevan2959
    @darthrevan2959 6 месяцев назад +1

    "What do you want for Christmas?"
    Hitler:

  • @HeadsetHatGuy
    @HeadsetHatGuy 4 года назад +186

    6:20 top 10 saddest anime betrayals

    • @theunfunny421
      @theunfunny421 4 года назад +9

      That's litteraly a wrong move in a wrong time

    • @inuxios
      @inuxios 3 года назад +4

      Haha yes invade China.

    • @realrandiee
      @realrandiee 3 года назад +1

      literally

  • @alexia6761
    @alexia6761 2 года назад

    you make some of The Best timelapses

  • @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4
    @TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4 4 года назад +86

    Thats alot of living space you got there.

  • @tcg8878
    @tcg8878 3 года назад

    Unstopabble and invincible! Cool video and keep the good work!

  • @Aynshtaynn
    @Aynshtaynn 4 года назад +92

    Spain: Great! Germany helps us by invading Republican Spain!
    Also Spain: *Oh wait...*

  • @propheon9789
    @propheon9789 3 года назад +5

    German general : Are we gonna invade britain?
    Hitler: Do you like mint sauce?
    GG: No
    Hitler: Me neither.

  • @kevintierney5711
    @kevintierney5711 4 года назад +82

    *Sees Germany Invade Vietnam*
    Me, an American: May you have better luck than us

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 4 года назад +9

      They would have been stuck there for decades. Yes you can occupy Vietnam, but can you hold it?

    • @lorenzogabrieltan9072
      @lorenzogabrieltan9072 3 года назад +4

      They won't hold that much because USSR doesn't exist

    • @kevintierney5711
      @kevintierney5711 3 года назад +3

      @John Everyman Not wrong but man that’s a dark thought, especially when you realize they probably would have had nukes

    • @davidfoster9073
      @davidfoster9073 3 года назад +1

      Germany was in Vietnam...some SS troops joined the French foreign legion... and lost.

    • @saywhatnow2173
      @saywhatnow2173 2 года назад

      @@j.vinton4039 no doubt they can

  • @InspiredFortunes
    @InspiredFortunes 3 года назад +7

    "The German people are honored people and they do not accept defeat."
    - Goebbels

  • @chrisgaming9567
    @chrisgaming9567 4 года назад +203

    I'd love to see a Milennium Dawn timelapse like this, with Russia given extra bonuses to make it a more balanced fight

  • @betimshehu6497
    @betimshehu6497 3 года назад +1

    When germany starts a war you just relax and smok a cigarete,you are almoust fucked up

  • @GabeSurtos
    @GabeSurtos 4 года назад +77

    Imagine having to learn all the states...

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 года назад +2

      Oh god

    • @Triqlu-vl5cc
      @Triqlu-vl5cc 4 года назад +2

      I’d cry

    • @GabeSurtos
      @GabeSurtos 4 года назад +3

      @Kyle Griffin but what if the states weren't the name of the countries? It could be name of the states of those countries. So you'd have to know A LOT of states.

    • @KRDecade2009
      @KRDecade2009 4 года назад +4

      Lunar The Brazilian Lunatic imagine if they taught the states by each name of by the counties

    • @dolliesdieyes5590
      @dolliesdieyes5590 3 года назад

      That's easy, there aren't that many.
      Try Africa.

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 2 года назад +6

    How about one where everyone is allied right from the start so as to give the allies some ground to stand on.

  • @stelscarrot
    @stelscarrot 4 года назад +43

    Spain was entertaining. They almost connected pocket to main forces, then almost lose, and then almost won.

  • @afdalridwan3813
    @afdalridwan3813 3 года назад +2

    One WRONG with this video
    *0 % OIL FOR GERMANY*

  • @CaesarSonOfMars
    @CaesarSonOfMars 4 года назад +49

    USSR: Stalin I don't feel so good

  • @never2024_
    @never2024_ 2 года назад +1

    The walking military personnel in the countries look like a lot of flying wasps lol 😂

  • @ainds5209
    @ainds5209 4 года назад +78

    This are the best hoi4 timelapses u can get. Im subbing

  • @Senzawa69
    @Senzawa69 3 года назад +2

    I like how spain just went "nah France I have something to deal with" like he's just refusing a the boys to go on a party

  • @kittensofdeath4904
    @kittensofdeath4904 4 года назад +35

    I love how Germany is conquering the entire world and yet Italy still exists in Sicily and Sardinia

  • @b-26lianhmingthanga32
    @b-26lianhmingthanga32 3 года назад

    Thanks for making that

  • @descriptionbreaker20yearsa72
    @descriptionbreaker20yearsa72 4 года назад +40

    Madagascar at Africa be like
    "I have no divisions that I became naked to the eye of the German reich

  • @filmflour
    @filmflour 3 года назад +1

    I thought this was suppose to be historically accurate and then the video ended.

  • @Emblazened
    @Emblazened 4 года назад +66

    5:20 When the whole continent of Africa gets abbreviated to "A"

    • @sourlemon1002
      @sourlemon1002 4 года назад +2

      I’m probably gonna get whooshed, but that’s the first letter of the AXIS

    • @sourlemon1002
      @sourlemon1002 4 года назад

      Don’t whoosh me, please

    • @vorerstniemand
      @vorerstniemand 4 года назад

      @@sourlemon1002 r/weeeeeeeeesh
      See, you didnt get wooooshed

  • @23GreyFox
    @23GreyFox 3 года назад +1

    Best time line so far.

  • @princevanhegen2574
    @princevanhegen2574 4 года назад +34

    I like how the bulgarian divisions just chilled in siberia

  • @redmartynn
    @redmartynn 4 года назад +4

    Never did I ever expect the Germans to respect the monroe doctrine so much!

  • @harnikocink9328
    @harnikocink9328 4 года назад +14

    Love how you can see the armies, great job man.

  • @togglefire3537
    @togglefire3537 3 года назад +4

    "Into the motherland the German Army marched"
    Sadly in this timeline those are the only lyrics to the song

  • @conorbuckley8164
    @conorbuckley8164 4 года назад +87

    Use the mod where every countries declares on Germany in 1939

    • @shep7544
      @shep7544 4 года назад +3

      Conor Buckley Ragnarok

    • @iiDTC
      @iiDTC 2 года назад

      Well a wise man once said: the agresors lose so if they attacked Germany they would lose and Germany would control the world

    • @iiDTC
      @iiDTC 2 года назад

      Well that's offensive not gunny

  • @florians9949
    @florians9949 4 года назад +1

    Chose you enemies.
    Germany: *agresively spam the everyone button.*

  • @LoxieWasTaken
    @LoxieWasTaken 4 года назад +7

    Loving to see the "events" again! ,Keep doing this mate!

  • @Garolys
    @Garolys 3 года назад +1

    The best example of procrastination I have seen in a very long time

  • @zevaronxz7288
    @zevaronxz7288 4 года назад +23

    gemany if that kid from history class that says he would win if he led germany was right

  • @Tod_x
    @Tod_x Год назад +1

    if german didn't waste manpower torturing people:

  • @zilverhofstee9580
    @zilverhofstee9580 4 года назад +33

    Nice one, do one with "Hitler's drugs" mod. It'll be a Blitzkrieg alright!

  • @Turgineer
    @Turgineer 3 года назад

    2:36
    🇹🇷Turkey: My old ally...
    🇩🇪Germany: It's been a long time, Otto-man.

  • @kyo4510
    @kyo4510 4 года назад +14

    Super buffed Germany + super buffed USSR in the same game would be a bloodbath

  • @tacosdecabeza
    @tacosdecabeza 2 года назад +37

    The fact that WW2 could have actually ended like this is Scary as $hit.

    • @iamaveryepicman771
      @iamaveryepicman771 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, I mean atleast 1 entire race of people would be gone forever, not considering that the Japanese probably had their own plans

    • @blitzkrieg1941
      @blitzkrieg1941 2 года назад

      More like based and Godpilled as shit

    • @freddie9546
      @freddie9546 2 года назад +3

      No, Germany had no chance to win from the start

    • @alexandersoussa8160
      @alexandersoussa8160 Год назад +9

      @@freddie9546 that’s not true they probably could have won if they had either waited or been more cautious with the invasion of Russia and not declared war on the US but after Stalingrad and Kursk it was basically over

    • @phase0400
      @phase0400 Год назад

      This wouldn't have happened in the first place though, the Russians were the Germans last target. If that had been a success they would have maintained order for a couple of years and then tried to get peace with Britain. The Axis taking over the world is propaganda.

  • @altinmisini8409
    @altinmisini8409 4 года назад +12

    Spanish civil war doesn’t end
    Germany: Fine.. Ill do it my self.

  • @GrenadierV2
    @GrenadierV2 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is so unrealistic. Chocoland of Toblerone being invaded.

  • @Lu-br9xz
    @Lu-br9xz 4 года назад +5

    "Hey, you. You're finally awake.
    You were trying to cross the (English) Channel, right? Walked right into that Allied ambush, same as us, and that Bulgarian over there".

  • @milorialdo3321
    @milorialdo3321 3 года назад +5

    I love the Italians rebellions trying to fight for his Independence🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

  • @walid7084
    @walid7084 4 года назад +8

    2:10 90% of the Soviet Army: Aight Ima head out
    Germany: invades
    The soldiers having to march all the way back after turning around for 0.2 seconds: 2:12

  • @glaurung666
    @glaurung666 3 года назад

    - Wake up, Addie, time to go to school!
    - Moooom, give me another five minutes, I saw such a wonderful dream...

  • @Sinstarclair
    @Sinstarclair 4 года назад +7

    I love how Hungary was trying to seize the opportunity and Germany was like "No bitch"

  • @australianphotographer234
    @australianphotographer234 4 года назад +1

    I like this, the only issue was Germany's lack of oil but otherwise good. Oh wait 3:43 plenty of oil.😂😅

  • @countrygeneral
    @countrygeneral 4 года назад +4

    Operation Sea Lion? What's that?
    -Mister Shmilter, September 1946

  • @nrgnicericeguy1131
    @nrgnicericeguy1131 4 года назад +9

    Little me explaining my mom why I need a black pencil

  • @diggasinparis
    @diggasinparis 3 года назад +1

    Germany invades Switzerland
    Switzerland: Chocolate?
    Germany : *N O*

  • @darthluka0794
    @darthluka0794 4 года назад +4

    you know the world is in trouble when saudi arabia joins the allies

    • @darthluka0794
      @darthluka0794 4 года назад

      No racism tho, just saying that bc Saudi is always neutral

  • @Galihdutasuseno
    @Galihdutasuseno 3 года назад

    Amazing video

  • @99jean88
    @99jean88 4 года назад +5

    what we want?
    casualties from the war!

  • @sergiomonroy2761
    @sergiomonroy2761 3 года назад +1

    if you ever have the chance please upload this video but with Germany conquering the entire world, that would be soooo satisfying!

  • @malsypright
    @malsypright 4 года назад +4

    Germany: *snort* ...I never really was on your side!

  • @Sulmor85
    @Sulmor85 3 года назад +1

    The mighty Germany cannot conquer a single island

  • @Heisenberg5910
    @Heisenberg5910 4 года назад +12

    6:20 stasfying

  • @Bamboodium
    @Bamboodium 2 года назад +1

    I love how spanish just doing their own war doesn't care of anything

  • @tejaskapil6803
    @tejaskapil6803 4 года назад +5

    Y’all, careful what u wish for. It’s 2020 after all

    • @vorerstniemand
      @vorerstniemand 4 года назад

      But that definitely wont happen 😌

  • @uzanbey1977
    @uzanbey1977 3 года назад +1

    My eyes had a visual feast.

  • @nowaywithyoueveragai
    @nowaywithyoueveragai 4 года назад +3

    2:00 the Wehrmacht enters Switzerland??? What kind of parallel universe is this?

    • @OhNoEveryoneDied
      @OhNoEveryoneDied 7 месяцев назад

      the Germans were thinking of it in our universe. Operation Tannenbaum