@@iii8010 every single game. I don't know what the Italian AI thinks , but they lose NA , then NAVAL INVADE it back , fail , and take it back via Ethiopia
The thing is irl Italy secured germanies southern flank and with The gothic line . In the long term, under German command, Italian troops were effective (See the battle of garfagnana)and Germany wasn't encircled. If they had taken over Italy by force, Germany would've had alot more gurilleas to deal with and it would've broken down the nazi regime alot earlier as the Germans wouldve had to put alot more german instead of italian men on the gothic line (which frankly, because of the eastern front, they couldn't afford)
German military high command: "Shouldn't we invade France now?" "Nah, let us conquer the whole land of asia and africa first. The french will surrrender anyway."
@@VC-kj9yx Its more the dirt and smell of the masses. Indias climate ranks very low on survival scales. You know why? You dont even need sleeping bags or sleeping pads. You barely need to worry about the climate at all. No special gear required. And acclimatisation happens rather quickly.
I love how the Spanish civil war was in almost a decade long stalemate and Germany was like "ya know what, I'm tired of you two fighting over nothing let's end this once and for all" and just made Spain disappear in a week
@@loafbread1920 you should to know, that soviet union asked to open second front in 1943 but America, British said: "we wait when you advance your front to Germany and we finish of the lying one" And then the open it just only in 1944)
@@christiandevenish3983 Absolutely not , Operation Bagration would have crushed Army Group Center either way and what the landings did was to just ease pressure on the Eastern Front and for the Western Allies to gain a foothold on France.
Hirocheeto oh look another guy brainwashed with post war allied propaganda those are not hot real national socialists you are falling for that allied Zionist post war anti German shit plot
This is wrong , germany never attack italy and japan territory . Germany put their soldiers in italy to help them from us and uk , when they invade italy !! Same as in africa germany didnt over control all of those country . In asia german didnt do anything , japan do their thing until got destroy by US . Germany do their thing in Europe and Japan in Asia !! I think this animation more like where the Axis take control or where they put their soldiers .
Mainland Europe: Taken Asia: Taken Afrika: Taken Britania: Meh, maybe next year [Next Year] [Next Year] [Next Year] [Next Year] America: Taken Britania: Meh, maybe next year
One thing I liked about Germany was they didn't became rich by licking southeast Asian countries like Britain,France ect..They have always fought with the big guys
@Kyle Griffin but what if the states weren't the name of the countries? It could be name of the states of those countries. So you'd have to know A LOT of states.
I still remember the history lesson in my German class watching a documentary about the second world war. At the moment the German borders shrunk to zero in 1945 everybody was laughing...
I love how Germany just invaded everyone who previously squeaked in his face for help all the time but left Slovakia there because they are silent unlike the others
"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the (English) Channel, right? Walked right into that Allied ambush, same as us, and that Bulgarian over there".
2:10 90% of the Soviet Army: Aight Ima head out Germany: invades The soldiers having to march all the way back after turning around for 0.2 seconds: 2:12
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
*Spanish civil war lasts 8 years*
Hitler: "Fine, I'll do it myself"
no
@@nouquette5236 no
Pineapple Head XD no
@@goodusernamesareoverrated ah
@@santigamerprogamer6493 no
Japan: "Yo bro, we did it! We defeated everyone!"
Germany: "We?"
Qui?
@akbar lakhani ur name is more cringe
@had to change my name his name is also not his real name.
What are you, a samurai? Get a grip.
@@samilzeynalov2448 *Japan: F****
Italy: hey uhh your cause seems pretty cool can I join?
Germany: *A N S C H L U S S P I Z Z A T I M E*
Pizza taste good
Hitler got tired after he allied with italy just so they lose africa and switch sides and i don't blame him
@@krown8959
Italy loose north Africa, but in my games they go Addis-Ababa to cairo in 1 Month lol
no no no
*P I Z Z A N S C H L U S S*
@@iii8010 every single game. I don't know what the Italian AI thinks , but they lose NA , then NAVAL INVADE it back , fail , and take it back via Ethiopia
When you don't need Steiner's counterattack anymore.
Switzerland: im neutral
German reich: your free trial of neutrality has ended
880 like
lmao
u r underrated and deserves more like
Pretty sure Switzerland was never invaded during ww2
920th like
Germany's banker
"in the bunker"
Goebbels: Adolf wake up! The allies are close!
Hitler: I had the best dream of my life
Underrated comment.
I doubt he would call him "Adolf" and not "Mein Fuhrer" and get away with it
Yes very good comment
"Germany considers Italy better as a foe than as an ally"
*Good Choice*
That is probably the best choice Germany made in this timelapse
@@Nothing-1w3 that's why they conquered the world
“The enemy you know is better than the ally you cannot trust” -Pyro
Cause in the real world Italy was as good as useless and kept needing the help of Germany
The thing is irl Italy secured germanies southern flank and with The gothic line . In the long term, under German command, Italian troops were effective (See the battle of garfagnana)and Germany wasn't encircled. If they had taken over Italy by force, Germany would've had alot more gurilleas to deal with and it would've broken down the nazi regime alot earlier as the Germans wouldve had to put alot more german instead of italian men on the gothic line (which frankly, because of the eastern front, they couldn't afford)
German military high command: "Shouldn't we invade France now?" "Nah, let us conquer the whole land of asia and africa first. The french will surrrender anyway."
@@VC-kj9yx
Lol
@@VC-kj9yx
Indian climate is not even that bad
@@VC-kj9yx yes that must be why europeans go for vacation and backpacking there...because indias clima is soo harsh xD
@@martinerhard8447 And Europeans hardly visit India. They just go to Thailand, Bali to rest on beaches
@@VC-kj9yx Its more the dirt and smell of the masses. Indias climate ranks very low on survival scales. You know why?
You dont even need sleeping bags or sleeping pads. You barely need to worry about the climate at all. No special gear required. And acclimatisation happens rather quickly.
I love how the Spanish civil war was in almost a decade long stalemate and Germany was like "ya know what, I'm tired of you two fighting over nothing let's end this once and for all" and just made Spain disappear in a week
Like Switzerland and Napoleon
"Fine... I'll do it myself."
Month*
@@bilyluna Viste el video? xd
@@legacyadrian2.047 si no lo hubiese visto , no me habria dado cuenta del error..
2:19 Steiner's glorious counterattack
German generals:"Sooo when are we going to invade Britain?"
Hitler:" *We get there when we get there!* "
_"Germany sees an opening for troops"_
*A HOLE IS A HOLE*
In this timeline, the Germans spend 99% of their military budget on ground troops and planes, and 1% on ships
BAEnito Mussolini Hitler also has a soft spot for the Brits
The thing is they don't need to, they just need Britain to surrender
@@iamkj2008 It's not that they don't need to. They can't. Their navy is non existent
*Germany starts attacking the Soviet Union*
Red Army:
Adios
*Germany starts attacking the Soviet Union*
Red Army: ¡HOUDINI TIME!
Nazi: starts attacking Soviet Union
Soviet Union: chuckels I'm in danger
America, British: I got you homie
@@loafbread1920 you should to know, that soviet union asked to open second front in 1943 but America, British said: "we wait when you advance your front to Germany and we finish of the lying one" And then the open it just only in 1944)
German High Command: So how many fronts are we fighting in?
Hitler: Yes
Lmao
@Kisko chwye naam n o
😂😂😂😂
Love this one
Whoever made this did an excellent job, well done
"Adolf... Adolf wake up. The Allies have invaded Normandy."
Adolf: WOKE
The fun fact is he really slept,when allies just landed in normady
@@saintbernard9060 Yes, and they were too scared to wake Adolf up :D
@@saintbernard9060 Not that it mattered, the Red Army was already marching to victory by then.
@@christiandevenish3983 Absolutely not , Operation Bagration would have crushed Army Group Center either way and what the landings did was to just ease pressure on the Eastern Front and for the Western Allies to gain a foothold on France.
Crazy how realistic the battle for France was
This is literally the Wolfenstein universe.
Also d-day in Wolfenstein universe was far, far worse
@@Nothing-1w3 yeah, at least the Allies got huge pieces of land before they were quashed again
Except Wolfenstein is just a shitpipe of post war anti German bullshit
Hirocheeto oh look another guy brainwashed with post war allied propaganda those are not hot real national socialists you are falling for that allied Zionist post war anti German shit plot
We have yet to see a Wolfenstein-like game where it’s just you against Imperial Japanese.
“Who won the Spanish civil war?”
*Germany*
Brooo 😂
Thats actually historically accurate if you think about it
Italy : Hey pal what a beautiful Emp....
Germany : *B L I T Z K R I E G*
poor italy he was just trying to help
@@Lu-br9xz He failed the African front in to many timelines, Germany couldn't accept those failures
Are you still catching up from real life, Mr. Internet Explorer?
@@Lu-br9xz wait did Italy "help" Germany
At that time Mussolini was more like dead weight rather than ally, might as well invaded them
4:40
Someone: my fuhrer, I think we should invade United Kingd-
Hitler: Haha I conquered Vietnam lol
I love how Germany’s annexing everyone and Slovakia’s just there watching.
Hehe... I'm in danger.
Think he is a German puppet through the fate of Czechoslovakia.
@@Gamenetreviews *Czechoslovakia
How do you get to see all the troops everywhere
Czechoslovakia: 👁👄👁
I like how UK Is just like “pretty good fight not gonna lie”
I love seeing the divisions
Doesn't everyone?
how did he make them look like that?
Stefan Skoko 1-1 mod
@@WomanBettar59 Can you give a link please ?
@@WomanBettar59 gib link
"What do you want for Christmas?"
Hitler:
Japan: hey Germany who we attacking next?
Germany: you
Japan: *chuckles* I’m in danger
Japan: deploy the Mobile Suits
BANZAI
This is wrong , germany never attack italy and japan territory . Germany put their soldiers in italy to help them from us and uk , when they invade italy !! Same as in africa germany didnt over control all of those country . In asia german didnt do anything , japan do their thing until got destroy by US . Germany do their thing in Europe and Japan in Asia !! I think this animation more like where the Axis take control or where they put their soldiers .
@@juanfangky5106 who
@@juanfangky5106 asked
This video fully shows what’s the benefit being an island country
Mainland Europe: Taken
Asia: Taken
Afrika: Taken
Britania: Meh, maybe next year
[Next Year]
[Next Year]
[Next Year]
[Next Year]
America: Taken
Britania: Meh, maybe next year
The chanal😎😎
Maybe the next 100 years cause britannia rule the waves
They didn't take America. WTF are you talking about? It's mostly Allied territory.
Beautiful, makes me want to cry.
When I saw Switzerland fall I wept, for then I knew all was lost
Allies still had a chance if they were able to take..
I V O J I M A
@@Nothing-1w3 i think you meant
T A N N U T U V A
@@chip-lol ah I see you are a man of culture too!
@@Nothing-1w3 P A P U A N E W G U I N E A
@@chip-lol you guys are all wrong. Its
*B H U T A N*
5:03
nationalist spain: you saved us!
germany: oh i wouldn't say saved, more like under new management
This man is gonna do anything except for the second american civil war
I mean yeah what’s the point, look at America in real life right now and it’s already fuckin happening
@@Theta-411 wait america is still a country??
@@djw07williams84 yeah its still a country
@@whynotsa6866 i thought america was a union a country's
@@djw07williams84 Is France still a country?
Its crazy that if Germany defeated Soviet Union, they would have almost infinite supplies which would help mustache man war effort a lot stronger
Yeah I would have said that by the moment germany captured moskow, they would have won
And I mean they were quite close to it in reallife
Bulgaria: *becomes fascist and joins germany*
Bulgaria: We cool bro-
Germany: *declares war on Bulgaria*
Bulgaria: ...
Bulgaria: am i a joke to you?
@@Litovskyy yes
But they gave them back the country later
they just pulled a USSR
I love how my country (Cyprus) just sits there in the middle of everything, and nothing happens to it
Thats cuz it was a colony of the uk
@@JustAGuy1712 was it?
@@stephanos2758 yeah it was
@@bandeez23 naaaahhh
That's one tiny little country in the middle of nowhere. But at least you're safe!
Spanish civil war: alright guys here we go agai-
Germany: *N O P E*
*N E I N*
at 5:16 its November 1944 - the Spanish civil war is over, and now its a puppet of Axis power Nazi Germany
When germany starts a war you just relax and smok a cigarete,you are almoust fucked up
I love seeing the random Finnish troop in the middle East or the western front, truly a great ally
chad finland
Simo? Is that you?
I would love to see Germany in the Pacific. The new vehicles and weapons they'd have produced.
And the populations they'd almost certainly had oppressed.
That might be the fastest barbarossa i've seen, damn
Me too.. it only lasted like 2 months..
If they Have More oil
@@user-mu7xh4sm3v yes OIL
@@u.s.1429 They didn't get the joke
@@Nothing-1w3 4
One thing I liked about Germany was they didn't became rich by licking southeast Asian countries like Britain,France ect..They have always fought with the big guys
Yes literally against everyone at the same time it's incredible
6:20 top 10 saddest anime betrayals
That's litteraly a wrong move in a wrong time
Haha yes invade China.
literally
The walking military personnel in the countries look like a lot of flying wasps lol 😂
Thats alot of living space you got there.
Lebensraum!
you make some of The Best timelapses
This are the best hoi4 timelapses u can get. Im subbing
I like how spain just went "nah France I have something to deal with" like he's just refusing a the boys to go on a party
Spain: Great! Germany helps us by invading Republican Spain!
Also Spain: *Oh wait...*
Came for world domination, stayed for the music
*Sees Germany Invade Vietnam*
Me, an American: May you have better luck than us
They would have been stuck there for decades. Yes you can occupy Vietnam, but can you hold it?
They won't hold that much because USSR doesn't exist
@John Everyman Not wrong but man that’s a dark thought, especially when you realize they probably would have had nukes
Germany was in Vietnam...some SS troops joined the French foreign legion... and lost.
@@j.vinton4039 no doubt they can
Chose you enemies.
Germany: *agresively spam the everyone button.*
I love how Germany is conquering the entire world and yet Italy still exists in Sicily and Sardinia
I thought this was suppose to be historically accurate and then the video ended.
Imagine having to learn all the states...
I’d cry
@Kyle Griffin but what if the states weren't the name of the countries? It could be name of the states of those countries. So you'd have to know A LOT of states.
Lunar The Brazilian Lunatic imagine if they taught the states by each name of by the counties
That's easy, there aren't that many.
Try Africa.
I'd leave Earth ! 🤣
2:36
🇹🇷Turkey: My old ally...
🇩🇪Germany: It's been a long time, Otto-man.
I'd love to see a Milennium Dawn timelapse like this, with Russia given extra bonuses to make it a more balanced fight
Yes
And the US
Russia can win I’ve done it before don’t underestimate it
would be cool to make it into a 3 way war US, Germany, and Russia all buffed
Germany in MD is meh
Unstopabble and invincible! Cool video and keep the good work!
5:20 When the whole continent of Africa gets abbreviated to "A"
I’m probably gonna get whooshed, but that’s the first letter of the AXIS
Don’t whoosh me, please
@@sourlemon1002 r/weeeeeeeeesh
See, you didnt get wooooshed
Spanish civil war: last almost 10 years.
Hitler: I’ll decide the fate.
Spain was entertaining. They almost connected pocket to main forces, then almost lose, and then almost won.
"The German people are honored people and they do not accept defeat."
- Goebbels
Love how you can see the armies, great job man.
Germany invades Switzerland
Switzerland: Chocolate?
Germany : *N O*
Madagascar at Africa be like
"I have no divisions that I became naked to the eye of the German reich
Never did I ever expect the Germans to respect the monroe doctrine so much!
USSR: Stalin I don't feel so good
The best example of procrastination I have seen in a very long time
Loving to see the "events" again! ,Keep doing this mate!
- Wake up, Addie, time to go to school!
- Moooom, give me another five minutes, I saw such a wonderful dream...
I like how the bulgarian divisions just chilled in siberia
I hate your pun
@* Nordic * chilled in siberia
"Into the motherland the German Army marched"
Sadly in this timeline those are the only lyrics to the song
Use the mod where every countries declares on Germany in 1939
Conor Buckley Ragnarok
Well a wise man once said: the agresors lose so if they attacked Germany they would lose and Germany would control the world
Well that's offensive not gunny
My eyes had a visual feast.
Spanish civil war doesn’t end
Germany: Fine.. Ill do it my self.
I still remember the history lesson in my German class watching a documentary about the second world war. At the moment the German borders shrunk to zero in 1945 everybody was laughing...
why?
@@senkail6625 maybe they are stupid at History and never thought country that become that powerful has shrunk to zero
Because German kids thought it was funny that Germany lost after having been a ***** for the world
@@senkail6625 because they're morons.,
I love how Hungary was trying to seize the opportunity and Germany was like "No bitch"
I love how Germany just invaded everyone who previously squeaked in his face for help all the time but left Slovakia there because they are silent unlike the others
Super buffed Germany + super buffed USSR in the same game would be a bloodbath
Thanks for making that
"Hey, you. You're finally awake.
You were trying to cross the (English) Channel, right? Walked right into that Allied ambush, same as us, and that Bulgarian over there".
If Streiner attack, everything would gonna be okay.. - Someone with tiny cutie mustache
Nice one, do one with "Hitler's drugs" mod. It'll be a Blitzkrieg alright!
No, search it up on workshop
German general : Are we gonna invade britain?
Hitler: Do you like mint sauce?
GG: No
Hitler: Me neither.
2:10 90% of the Soviet Army: Aight Ima head out
Germany: invades
The soldiers having to march all the way back after turning around for 0.2 seconds: 2:12
Nationalist spain : FINALLY GERMAN SUPP-
Germany: who said i was helping you
gemany if that kid from history class that says he would win if he led germany was right
Germany: *annexing all of europe*
Slovakia: “ahh yes the floor here is made of floor”
Operation Sea Lion? What's that?
-Mister Shmilter, September 1946
I just love the fact that Germany invades Greece and after that Greece still exists in 3 Aegean islands with one division
you know the world is in trouble when saudi arabia joins the allies
No racism tho, just saying that bc Saudi is always neutral
“Hey guys i made a alternate ww2 scenario”
The scenario:
Little me explaining my mom why I need a black pencil
4th Reich:exist
Russia:NOOOOOO
Switzerland in 0.0000000000001 second later:
ADIOS
Germany: *snort* ...I never really was on your side!
Italy: Can I please join you?
Germany: *nein*
"kill"
-Germany, 1938
Adolf is gonna put this into his favorite videos Playlist and watch it everyday
How about one where everyone is allied right from the start so as to give the allies some ground to stand on.
When you accidently bump the quiet kid in the shoulder.
6:20 stasfying
Switzerland:WAIT! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE NEUTRAL