Timelapse of Every Battle in History

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @alessandrolanza
    @alessandrolanza 4 года назад +28591

    Fun fact: almost every battle won by china was fought against another china

    • @jacobarmour6325
      @jacobarmour6325 4 года назад +838

      Fought

    • @alessandrolanza
      @alessandrolanza 4 года назад +1039

      @@jacobarmour6325 heck u r right

    • @aad2129
      @aad2129 4 года назад +549

      the countries around china couldnt fight against it.On the other hand if considering the Europe as one country like china ,there will be less battles,too.It's like if the England unified the Europe finally,then the won battles of Franch before will not be counted.

    • @eliaslaurent479
      @eliaslaurent479 4 года назад +1014

      @@aad2129 England has always done everything possible to prevent the unification of Europe

    • @orlandoalvarez_kun
      @orlandoalvarez_kun 4 года назад +201

      Like United States

  • @vshjhshsh
    @vshjhshsh 5 лет назад +24271

    Europe:
    Peace was never an option

    • @kirbi4266
      @kirbi4266 5 лет назад +1177

      Peace ? I don't know this pokemon

    • @ErPuglia
      @ErPuglia 5 лет назад +543

      This is because we are small Countries that hate eachother. Now not. We are in peace... I think...
      Some Turkish boy invading Syria: "Time for a War".
      Europeans: "This is my work, asshole!"

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 5 лет назад +210

      @@ErPuglia
      Asia: *In a 3 side stand off*
      Me: God damn it guys we have been doing this shit for 4000 years now!

    • @Dark_Zacian
      @Dark_Zacian 5 лет назад +69

      Specifically, South europe

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 лет назад +427

      It's only because Europe was actually good at recording stuff. Lol

  • @Reirek
    @Reirek 3 года назад +25993

    Rome winning one more battle in the 1800s was like when a character returns to a sitcom as a guest

    • @dik56
      @dik56 3 года назад +1773

      Its like when rocky comes back to the ring at 60 years old to fight again

    • @apassionatepotato
      @apassionatepotato 3 года назад +1162

      Wait how did Rome fight one more battle

    • @kaede2282
      @kaede2282 3 года назад +1292

      @@apassionatepotato idk but im guessing vatican

    • @Koopinator
      @Koopinator 3 года назад +1055

      @@apassionatepotato en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Republic_(1849)
      The Roman Republic came back into existence in 1849. Rome fell under a French siege.

    • @steyn1775
      @steyn1775 3 года назад +1868

      @@Koopinator today I learned, that the Roman Republic came back very briefly

  • @EmilBruns-cq3we
    @EmilBruns-cq3we Год назад +1173

    Fun fact: At about 1250 BCE a little dot appears in the northeastern corner of Germany. That was the battle of the Tollense-valley. There aren’t any written records about it, but archeologists dug up a battlesite with incredibly high casualties for the time and place. This is the first large battle in Europe that we know of

    • @leonbusiness3665
      @leonbusiness3665 Год назад +75

      Foreshadowing

    • @черепахаестклубничку
      @черепахаестклубничку Год назад +29

      As curently known it wasnt actual buttle, more like caravan ambush

    • @МакЗах-э1щ
      @МакЗах-э1щ Год назад +4

      Obviously, there were fewer wars in the world during the confrontation between the USSR and the USA. Parity has been established in the world. Global players were afraid to show aggression. After the collapse of the USSR, military conflicts engulfed the whole world. "The Red Threat", "bloody Stalin" is a lie. We see who really wants war. "The capitalist world", "freedom and democracy", "Western values" are a mask behind which wars and blood are hidden. In the near future, the war will cover many other countries, even where there has not been a war for a long time. And if everything is fine with you, then don't relax. The enemy of humanity has taken off his mask. Either humanity will win, or the parasitic class will win. Brothers unite.

    • @Jackson-id2nz
      @Jackson-id2nz Год назад +47

      ⁠​⁠@@черепахаестклубничкуyour thinking of a different event, the battle of teuotuburg forest, the one he is discribing the tollense battle was likely one of the largest battles of the Bronze Age

    • @черепахаестклубничку
      @черепахаестклубничку Год назад +12

      @@Jackson-id2nz nah, teutoburg forrest wasn't like caravan ambush in any scense. You should search for recent publications about Tollensey, where scientis came to conclusion that first assumptions was wrong

  • @monkeystudios1
    @monkeystudios1 3 года назад +13320

    The Fact that Rome stayed on this list a millenium after their collapse is insane.

    • @andre1954
      @andre1954 3 года назад +375

      that's because the video only shows recorded battles

    • @Purpless_ON
      @Purpless_ON 3 года назад +1155

      @@andre1954 Of course if it's not recorded how do we mark it down??

    • @takingdumponpresidenttrump669
      @takingdumponpresidenttrump669 3 года назад +74

      @@dantesparda7719 what becomes obvious? nothing about your comment makes any sense

    • @eurasiaacaci.-110
      @eurasiaacaci.-110 3 года назад +16

      @@dantesparda7719 not really kid

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 года назад +11

      @@dantesparda7719 What?

  • @Sheshounet
    @Sheshounet 6 лет назад +7520

    I'm leaving to Canada for the next 4000 years

    • @charlos3782
      @charlos3782 6 лет назад +225

      Sheshounet noyé dans les milliers de coms

    • @ricomyxledeuxieme1657
      @ricomyxledeuxieme1657 6 лет назад +46

      Tu auré un comte psn, comme sa on poura jouais a fortnite en-semble 🤗😎😔😏

    • @plafor3382
      @plafor3382 6 лет назад +55

      Je vais aller en Australie pour ma part, je ne compte que 2 points blancs !

    • @edgar7456
      @edgar7456 6 лет назад +7

      Sheshounet :D

    • @washy1717
      @washy1717 6 лет назад +5

      Salut toi :D

  • @rrdgz5355
    @rrdgz5355 5 лет назад +2912

    NAPOLEONIC BOOST
    France 1779: 368
    France 1815: 776

    • @rrdgz5355
      @rrdgz5355 4 года назад +85

      @Matheus Troan Far from the best, he was the best tactician of his time no doubt, but he was a lousy strategist, he had no clear goals for France to achieve. He practically won every battle, but lost the war. He's in good company, though, with Hannibal, and the US military in the same category

    • @xXE4gle98Xx
      @xXE4gle98Xx 4 года назад +71

      @@rrdgz5355 he won five wars, he lost two

    • @blast8363
      @blast8363 4 года назад +62

      France 1792: 382
      France 1815: 776

    • @Itachi951000
      @Itachi951000 4 года назад +50

      Revolutionary boost first before the Napoleonic one lol. Eveyone just forget the French Revolutionary Wars.

    • @Itachi951000
      @Itachi951000 4 года назад +5

      @Hornyshark No he became emperor after having become First Consul of France following a coup he orchestrated in 1799. He became popular in France near the end of the War of the First Coalition when he single-handedly kicked Austria out of the war when a triple attack was supposed to do so (the other two generals who were supposed to drop on the Austrians from the north while Napoleon did from the south were defeated but Napoleon who was leading the french army in Italy still succeeded in securing victory anyway which got France rid of the last threat.... Only Britain remained and their navy was a pain in the ass, their army alone was no big deal so France was no longer under threat of invasion, hence Napoleon's popularity). But by the time, Napoleon did all of that against the Austrians, the French had already conquered the low countries (the Netherlands included) and vast swathes of the HRE. Spain and Prussia were already out of the war by that point as well. Napoleon had nothing to do with any of that. There was only Austria and Britain left by that point. Most tellings of the the French Revolutionary Wars overly focus on the role Napoleon played in them due to his future role which leads to all other fronts (but the italian campaign as well the Siege of Toulon) not being talked about.
      And Napoleon spent most of the War of the Second Coalition in Egypt. Him coming back and successfully seizing power did help in that one though as the war wasn't going that great for the French up to that point.

  • @arathemacaw
    @arathemacaw Год назад +1148

    Remember, these are RECORDED battles. The map is likely a lot worse.

    • @DontBurnTheAmericanFlag
      @DontBurnTheAmericanFlag Год назад +50

      Especially in the western hemisphere.

    • @YourLocalPlushAddict
      @YourLocalPlushAddict 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@DrHrishikeshApteBro's Born during BC💀

    • @otisoppenheimer1849
      @otisoppenheimer1849 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@YourLocalPlushAddictbros family has its own armies

    • @YourLocalPlushAddict
      @YourLocalPlushAddict 9 месяцев назад +4

      Damm he really Deleted his replies...we weren't even roasting him🗿

    • @user-qk8he5xe5b
      @user-qk8he5xe5b 9 месяцев назад +11

      It's by far one of the worst ones I've seen, it basically says that, excluding Carthage and Egypt, there hasn't been a war or battle in any part of Africa until the 1800...

  • @CrownRider
    @CrownRider 3 года назад +8570

    More than 70 years of peace in western Europe is a miracle indeed.....

    • @indiannationalist5737
      @indiannationalist5737 3 года назад +824

      Nukes and Ballistic missiles are the only reason

    • @herwiharyono1764
      @herwiharyono1764 3 года назад +154

      Yes, but remember permanent peace is nothing. They need to prepare future wars.

    • @sentra6661
      @sentra6661 3 года назад +430

      not much time of peace left in Europe, is just a matter of time

    • @jimmyadaro
      @jimmyadaro 3 года назад +124

      Capitalism!

    • @italia689
      @italia689 3 года назад +153

      Things will change soon...

  • @kultigin1998
    @kultigin1998 5 лет назад +3573

    WW1: "That's a lot of damage"
    WW2: "How about a little more"

    • @69mcnuggets18
      @69mcnuggets18 5 лет назад +53

      But it’s okay, flex seal can fix ANYTHING!

    • @balsawood0519
      @balsawood0519 5 лет назад +57

      *I SAWED THE COUNTRY IN HALF*

    • @azeraganis4370
      @azeraganis4370 5 лет назад +33

      WW2 : its rewind time

    • @bbobbiegurl467
      @bbobbiegurl467 5 лет назад +21

      WW3: *_I'm boutta terrorize all the wars_*

    • @apparentlyjeremy
      @apparentlyjeremy 5 лет назад +6

      yoongi_infires_my_ass Iron Curtain: *I SAWED THE CONTINENT IN HALF*

  • @mrifix8475
    @mrifix8475 4 года назад +2328

    4:39 Napoleon joined the game
    4:43 Napoleon was banned, accused of cheating

  • @danielefabbro822
    @danielefabbro822 Год назад +442

    Fun fact: the peace treaty between Rome and Carthage was signed in 1985.
    That treaty posed end to a war that "unofficially" was still going on from 2131 years.

    • @pragueexpat5106
      @pragueexpat5106 Год назад +23

      What?, neither Rome nor Carthage exists anymore..

    • @danielefabbro822
      @danielefabbro822 Год назад +92

      @@pragueexpat5106 no, Rome is still today pretty mutch alive. It is now the capital of the Republic of Italy.
      While Carthage is just a small village in Tunisia.

    • @matheusexpedito4577
      @matheusexpedito4577 Год назад +30

      Some guy searching throught the town Hall archives discovering they have been at wat for the past 2000 years: what the fuck?

    • @danielefabbro822
      @danielefabbro822 Год назад

      @@matheusexpedito4577 yeap.

    • @user-ow2ln3pw7d
      @user-ow2ln3pw7d 11 месяцев назад +10

      "chartago delenda est"
      They sure did to the point there was no one left to even sign the surrender :O!!! It makes me so depressed seing how much time we as humans waste time, energy and ressources for conflict !!!
      And considering how fast the technology grew in a few decades after WWII; we would most likely have achieved interstellar travel by now if we didn't waste literally centuries listening to the whims of our political leaders about geo-political influece and territory !!!
      They should be put in a ring and fight over their differences themselves, but we're too stupid to let go of old grudges and they use it against us to do their bidding !

  • @josephstalin2774
    @josephstalin2774 4 года назад +4898

    Fun fact: That one single dot in western Australia was the
    *E m u w a r*

    • @georgetosounidis5545
      @georgetosounidis5545 4 года назад +75

      which i believe was at least a draw for the Emu's :)

    • @AnuDugala
      @AnuDugala 4 года назад +30

      I love u stalin👁👄👁

    • @simonescelsa
      @simonescelsa 4 года назад +78

      After that Australians lost the willing to fight on their own soil

    • @hagidewa6107
      @hagidewa6107 4 года назад +3

      Да

    • @ChuckYuuu
      @ChuckYuuu 4 года назад +57

      Imagine losing to a flightless bird LOL

  • @4GNG
    @4GNG 3 года назад +4689

    Notice how they didn’t show Antarctica, those penguins have been fighting each other in battles since the beginning

  • @zerzavy
    @zerzavy 4 года назад +5721

    When China wins a battle against China and gets credited for a battle won: "I see this as an absolute win"

    • @pabloruedafernandez2093
      @pabloruedafernandez2093 4 года назад +290

      Your profile pic is cursed

    • @lamao7144
      @lamao7144 4 года назад +14

      ^^

    • @suleyman9199
      @suleyman9199 4 года назад +39

      Wathefock is that picture of you

    • @bigmeme4192
      @bigmeme4192 4 года назад +63

      i agree, but since i learn Chinese History in Secondary, I wanna tell you what the real events is.
      in the Shang Dynasty (商朝), the last king is called Zhou, and the people really hated them so a nation called Zhou killed the king and made a Zhou Dynasty (周朝)
      In the Zhou Dynasty, the first king called Wu cut China into small pieces and called a lot of people to go and look after the lands, also putting the old Shang people in a smaller land 'Yin' so everyone can stop them if they try to go and ruin the government. Seems nice right? Actually not. After a few years, the government of the lands around Yin got persuaded by Yin and attacked the government, but it didn't succeed.
      Alright I wanna eat lunch bye

    • @ittookme90daystochangemyna15
      @ittookme90daystochangemyna15 4 года назад +14

      Ur profile pic.......

  • @bootsj7662
    @bootsj7662 Год назад +111

    Damn no wonder France and England have be fighting eachother for a 1000 years, apparently they’re so evenly matched they just kept farming eachother

    • @MusicismoreImportant
      @MusicismoreImportant 8 месяцев назад +4

      Poland , Austria and Sweden there too

    • @MusicismoreImportant
      @MusicismoreImportant 8 месяцев назад +2

      And FIFA, Olympics is french too

    • @Parasmunt
      @Parasmunt Месяц назад +1

      Not really, the hundred years war aside France was too much for England for most of the last 1000 years. Napoleon for example was not beaten by England but by a huge alliance of several empires and smaller states or vassals.

    • @CEDRICKB
      @CEDRICKB Месяц назад

      France and Germany fought a lot more

    • @luciusesox1luckysox570
      @luciusesox1luckysox570 29 дней назад +1

      @@Parasmunt The Royal Navy, Wellingtons masterful use of defensive warfare in the Peninsula and at Waterloo, Financing everyone, and a unifying force. The little Corsican marched into every capital in Europe,,, save one.... The Bavarian corporal a few years later ultimately didn't fare much better either
      The common arbiter in ridding the world of both of these tyrants.
      Your welcome.

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 5 лет назад +612

    The Romans still had the most victories in 1700, 1200 years after their fall.
    Even today, Rome is 8th in how many battles they won.

    • @Person-tj2sw
      @Person-tj2sw 4 года назад +1

      Danymok dude you make such good videos

    • @apparentlyjeremy
      @apparentlyjeremy 4 года назад +74

      Rome should be 7th. Dont understand why they don’t add byzantium’s victories on top of rome’s since it’s literally the eastern roman empire while for example they do count han and xia both as china or umayyad and rashudin both as the islamic caliphate

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 4 года назад +12

      @@jellyfishi_ Long live Rome, long live the Empire.

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 4 года назад +2

      @@apparentlyjeremy Historically illiterate.

    • @clarambault
      @clarambault 4 года назад +1

      Rome could be higher, we have probably lost many battles. Impossible to compare modern countries et antiques ones.

  • @knightni73
    @knightni73 5 лет назад +3269

    They didn't even include the one where Australia lost to some birds...

    • @bikeburgular668
      @bikeburgular668 5 лет назад +21

      knight ni is this a racist joke

    • @Vicente_Walbaum
      @Vicente_Walbaum 5 лет назад +20

      And the conquest of America

    • @bikeburgular668
      @bikeburgular668 5 лет назад +7

      Taylor Townsend yea ik

    • @EpicCorn0
      @EpicCorn0 5 лет назад +34

      Taylor Townsend it wasn’t a war anyway it was a big hunt and although they ‘lost’ at first they went back later with more men or something and shot thousands of them

    • @EpicCorn0
      @EpicCorn0 5 лет назад +26

      Taylor Townsend probably replied to the wrong person but yeah being Australian this joke is the only thing you hear from foreigners apart from ‘your animals really must wanna kill you’ and ‘upside down haha funny’. These jokes were funny the first few times but it seems it’s the only thing people can come up with like ‘American fat haha’ and ‘Britain teeth bad haha’ so sometimes I just get pissed cause it’s the same joke over and over again. Sorry.

  • @TillisIsDone
    @TillisIsDone 5 лет назад +3335

    4:48 America had the right idea to get more battle wins by going to war with itself.

    • @simonpaynter8765
      @simonpaynter8765 5 лет назад +132

      This is gold haha.

    • @darkraven5106
      @darkraven5106 5 лет назад +235

      Balake Ohh can’t lose battle in war, if your fighting yourself in war.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 лет назад +391

      When you boost your main using your alt account.

    • @phenom5164
      @phenom5164 5 лет назад +5

      Loool

    • @umbertalonsorovira9260
      @umbertalonsorovira9260 5 лет назад +42

      Just like france with the french wars of religion

  • @serpentlexd6357
    @serpentlexd6357 Год назад +200

    Rome existing in the list till the end of the video is insane

    • @Pepe-pq3om
      @Pepe-pq3om 9 месяцев назад +17

      And it would be in the 6th position if it was counted properly (eastern Rome).

    • @joosh6106
      @joosh6106 9 месяцев назад +4

      well also rome probably has so many more wins bc they prob only recorded their wins

    • @WarThomas46_Strategy
      @WarThomas46_Strategy 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Pepe-pq3omto count it properly it should count also italy victories

    • @Pepe-pq3om
      @Pepe-pq3om 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@WarThomas46_Strategy Not really. The byzantine empire was the direct continuation of the roman empire, Italy was taken by the Lombards, divided into multiple different kingdoms and only after centuries they unified to form Italy.

    • @WarThomas46_Strategy
      @WarThomas46_Strategy 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Pepe-pq3om i know the history of italy, i am italian myself. I still think that it should count

  • @meneither3834
    @meneither3834 3 года назад +5857

    This says more about how well were battles recorded than how many there were.

    • @VivekKumar-rb7zk
      @VivekKumar-rb7zk 3 года назад +101

      I think it shows innovation map and fertile ground navigable rivers oceans coasts etc where humanity can take place

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 года назад +279

      @@VivekKumar-rb7zk That's population density and although it is normal for population to be correlated with amount of battles Europe is ridiculously overepresented (Japan too actually.)
      Now we could pin it down to political fragmentation as a source of conflict (and it works really well for China and Japan), but then we look at India and the amount of battles is underwhelming for the population and political fragmentation (I'm convinced that most battles on the Indian subcontinent went unreported.)

    • @krishnkant9477
      @krishnkant9477 3 года назад +117

      @@meneither3834 Actually you are wrong.
      India indeed has seen many disastrous battle, but comparing it to Europe or China, it was very very peaceful.
      So much so, that it's the wars in most cases, the reason for the downfall of an empire, but in case of India, it was a volcanic explosion in modern day Indonesia in 6th century AD, which led to drastic change in seasons ultemately causing famines in India, which led to first deurbanisation of North India.

    • @우주금고
      @우주금고 3 года назад +4

      @@meneither3834 I think so too

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 года назад +111

      @@krishnkant9477 I can accept India being on average more peaceful than the other civilizations. But by that much ? Really ? I'm skeptical. Especially after reading how the brahmins purposefully erased wars from historical records.

  • @grandmapepe8331
    @grandmapepe8331 4 года назад +1757

    I love how Rome is #8 on this list but it hasn’t existed for almost a thousand years

    • @michaelweston409
      @michaelweston409 4 года назад +172

      They’re only counting western Roman Empire which hasn’t existed for 1,544 years.

    • @StephensCrazyHour
      @StephensCrazyHour 4 года назад +57

      Cries Byzantine tears.

    • @darrenhagzid2015
      @darrenhagzid2015 4 года назад +57

      I think they fell in 493
      The eastern Romans or the byzantines fell in 1453

    • @thibs2837
      @thibs2837 4 года назад +20

      @@darrenhagzid2015 476

    • @user-qs6hu5tg1e
      @user-qs6hu5tg1e 4 года назад

      is it good ?

  • @ΑρτέμηςΣταυρουλάκης
    @ΑρτέμηςΣταυρουλάκης 2 года назад +6653

    Props to that guy who waited 4500 years to make a 5 minute video.

    • @vitaliinnest
      @vitaliinnest 2 года назад +27

      Props like props from react library? What about state?

    • @basedneutral1173
      @basedneutral1173 2 года назад

      man stfu with these bull sh t comments.
      literally unfunny af 💀💀

    • @griffithwes
      @griffithwes 2 года назад +71

      @@vitaliinnest props is a way to say great job.

    • @vitaliinnest
      @vitaliinnest 2 года назад +6

      @@griffithwes what do u think about Angular? Is it better than React?

    • @vitaliinnest
      @vitaliinnest 2 года назад +8

      @@griffithwes maybe you’re a backend developer?

  • @Chleosl
    @Chleosl Год назад +58

    The fact that both world wars are passing super fast with no weight is very terrifying

  • @napoleonsukk7770
    @napoleonsukk7770 4 года назад +1564

    1790’s to 1810’s:
    Napoleon: allow me to introduce myself

    • @napoleonbonaparte6991
      @napoleonbonaparte6991 3 года назад +66

      ;)

    • @神楽桜-o7t
      @神楽桜-o7t 3 года назад +35

      I am Chinese and I have to say almost Chinese people adore Napoleon

    • @clashking_uz
      @clashking_uz 3 года назад +18

      Napoleon: - Allow me introduce myself!
      Russia's cold weather: - Take my beer!

    • @Itachi951000
      @Itachi951000 3 года назад +33

      @@clashking_uz Nah the Russians got thrashed in 3 wars before pulling that bullshit uno reverse card on the French when the latter invaded Russia lol.

    • @clashking_uz
      @clashking_uz 3 года назад +2

      @@Itachi951000 I know France how easyly had beaten by Germany in second world war. I know how france come to Timur Imperids to get help from Timur, to stop Turkish.

  • @Unknown79932
    @Unknown79932 4 года назад +3258

    Asia : I am the biggest continent
    Europe : I am the battlefield

    • @PyromaN93
      @PyromaN93 4 года назад +102

      Haha, when you technically live in both

    • @MOJAHED-XAN
      @MOJAHED-XAN 4 года назад +86

      Lol
      Europe, rather most, was fighting against weak states or weak civilizations, unlike Asia, which was fighting strong civilizations such as the islam, Mongol, China, and many others.

    • @stonezda7493
      @stonezda7493 4 года назад +162

      @@MOJAHED-XAN Most of eroupes battles happened on eroupe itself like Napoleon wars, world wars. Balanced wars all happens around eroupe, North Africa and Middle East. East Asia wasn't that balanced

    • @zoisantonopoulos7999
      @zoisantonopoulos7999 4 года назад +213

      @@MOJAHED-XANwhat are you talking about lil man ? 😂😂😂 The European powers conquered everything in the fucking world when they weren't busy fighting each other. China Australia the US México India Middle east all these places were colonies of UK or France or Spain. After Europeans started colonizing around 1500 nobody stopped them. Not a single country.

    • @NikitaKucherenko
      @NikitaKucherenko 4 года назад +7

      Africa bigger than Asia(and, yes,there is not a country).

  • @calebsorrel7684
    @calebsorrel7684 3 года назад +4602

    A testament to how powerful Rome was in its time, 2000 years later and still in the top 10.

    • @carlosterio
      @carlosterio 3 года назад +172

      700 years are a lot of time, and there was 1000 years more because Bizancio was Eastern Rome, they were know as ROMANS by they neighbourg and enemies not like Bizantins

    • @nathanaeltheconqueror8628
      @nathanaeltheconqueror8628 3 года назад +48

      Yeah, it took until the french revolution for rome (including byzantium) to get dropped down to the second spot of countries to win most battles in history.

    • @eugenaakatruth-seeker1174
      @eugenaakatruth-seeker1174 3 года назад +9

      The Catholics have a lot to answer for in history

    • @eugenaakatruth-seeker1174
      @eugenaakatruth-seeker1174 3 года назад +6

      Not powerful just crook lol

    • @carlosterio
      @carlosterio 3 года назад +16

      @@eugenaakatruth-seeker1174 Near 1000 Wéstern Europe was completed Catholic , that a lot of history

  • @Dinosaur-killer6
    @Dinosaur-killer6 3 месяца назад +21

    5:06 the people fighting in the USA: 🗿

  • @devinnault6683
    @devinnault6683 5 лет назад +4048

    Romans are nearly 2000 years old and still haven’t fallen off the top 10 on the leaderboard. What a legendary empire

  • @johnnyanderson2-roblox185
    @johnnyanderson2-roblox185 3 года назад +6325

    Imagine all the battles lost to time/never recorded, the list truly would be near endless.

    • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
      @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 3 года назад +185

      Well about maybe 3x more than this depending what you count as a battle

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 3 года назад +61

      @@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 does lawsuits count lol

    • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
      @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 3 года назад +128

      @@billylauwda9178 legal battles 😳

    • @sch4891
      @sch4891 3 года назад +137

      my anthropology teachers said that archelogical evidence so far shows that Europe did have more battles but anthropology changes with new evidence so we'll see.
      i think europe has a lot of battles because its a peninsula not a continent. it has a lot of people in small spaces and the scarcity that creates leads to conflict. we've only been living in a post-famine time for a few decades now and as we can see the world is a lot more peaceful. except for the US anyway.
      edit: read william blum's 'America's Deadliest Export: Democracy' to understand how the usa distabilises nations in order to have an excuse to invade em

    • @coffesaurus5399
      @coffesaurus5399 3 года назад +42

      The americas before Conquistadors

  • @Allfun_and_gamez
    @Allfun_and_gamez 3 года назад +2947

    Rest of the World : violence is never answer
    Europe: I agree! violence is the question, and the answer is yes!!!

    • @-noplangaming-9268
      @-noplangaming-9268 3 года назад +47

      lol i love that one

    • @tempulus9228
      @tempulus9228 3 года назад +5

      Hey Alizwa, if you like history please consider checking out my timeline of the 150+ most important people in history :)

    • @glacierlegion9439
      @glacierlegion9439 3 года назад +10

      1000 years later it’s the other way around.

    • @grievetan
      @grievetan 3 года назад +24

      @@glacierlegion9439 Europe is still violent and its still hardly under containment

    • @glacierlegion9439
      @glacierlegion9439 3 года назад +6

      @@grievetan Only slavic europe.

  • @شاهين_أمير_برقة
    @شاهين_أمير_برقة Год назад +8

    -Kill the opponent
    =Why would i ? ‏
    -i don't know stop asking me weird question and load your gun

  • @jameslewis1458
    @jameslewis1458 4 года назад +1812

    To be fair, this is of every recorded battle. We may never know of all the battles fought between African tribes or in the Americas prior to Columbus.

    • @moeahmed4582
      @moeahmed4582 4 года назад +115

      You are missing the point wars are between army but tribe fighting is like skool fight casualties and impact wise

    • @jameslewis1458
      @jameslewis1458 4 года назад +301

      @@moeahmed4582 There have been African tribal wars that involved tens of thousands.

    • @alitheonekhatarnak5163
      @alitheonekhatarnak5163 4 года назад +84

      Even of India prior to 700 AD

    • @hangingwithmygnomes2067
      @hangingwithmygnomes2067 4 года назад +61

      True :/ although I also believe that many asian countries are also underrepresented

    • @mslee5212
      @mslee5212 4 года назад +37

      Recorded history is not covered all by Wikipedia
      In my country Wikipedia is not the most common platform which we share knowledge and information.

  • @hullygan8476
    @hullygan8476 3 года назад +4065

    The fact that Poland went off the map so many times yet is still in top 10 is impressive. That’s the spirit

    • @CzarnyWilk95
      @CzarnyWilk95 3 года назад +126

      @Nakix gratuluję, jesteś zajebisty

    • @unionsquaregrassman
      @unionsquaregrassman 3 года назад +65

      "I am a Pole!" said the destroyer that charged the German Battleship Bismarck. The Poles have crazy courage. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ORP_Piorun_(G65)

    • @enigmagrieshaber5555
      @enigmagrieshaber5555 3 года назад +68

      Winged hussars arrived

    • @pomagranitz701
      @pomagranitz701 3 года назад +60

      They’ve been invaded so many times, it’s no wonder they have so many battles won 😂

    • @t_sad_t
      @t_sad_t 3 года назад +13

      @@TraXtor_ что ещё расскажешь, урус?

  • @MrJRhacks
    @MrJRhacks 6 лет назад +2800

    Europe has been through some shit

    • @ReverseCh
      @ReverseCh 6 лет назад +19

      @Shitty Mem's The church give free education and doctors ...

    • @TrueGreenSmoker
      @TrueGreenSmoker 6 лет назад +115

      The US then not even 300 years old and coming in the top 3.
      'MERICA💪😂🤣

    • @jorenskisvenski37
      @jorenskisvenski37 6 лет назад +49

      Now you know why there is the eu!

    • @uriel1919V3
      @uriel1919V3 6 лет назад +14

      TrueGreenSmoker PvP lmao hasn’t even been around for 400 years like the others and already pass half of them 💀💀😂

    • @TrueGreenSmoker
      @TrueGreenSmoker 6 лет назад +39

      @@uriel1919V3 Funny thing is the US is like 235 years old. The Dutch had a 335 year old war (longest war in history and longest bloodless war in history). The more you know😂🤣

  • @Jjjk3555
    @Jjjk3555 Год назад +25

    how world wars started
    ww1: bullets and a driver
    ww2: weird mustache man failed art school lost mom and country lost in ww1
    ww3: territory snatching

    • @Pepe-pq3om
      @Pepe-pq3om 9 месяцев назад +1

      WW1 really started with the Balkan wars

    • @PortugalZeroworldcup
      @PortugalZeroworldcup 8 месяцев назад

      Hopefully it's not over religion

    • @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
      @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Pepe-pq3om🇦🇹🥂

    • @IWriteEssaysSorry
      @IWriteEssaysSorry 4 месяца назад

      Every WORLD war, including 3 if it happens, has been joos bc they can't do anything on their own. They have to drag everyone else with them.

    • @MakeEuropaGreatAgain
      @MakeEuropaGreatAgain 15 дней назад +1

      I think the cause of WW3 will be a tweet

  • @chriscicek4246
    @chriscicek4246 5 лет назад +1781

    Australia has entered the game
    Australia has left the game

    • @brugthemrug8256
      @brugthemrug8256 5 лет назад +26

      Those damm emus

    • @apparentlyjeremy
      @apparentlyjeremy 5 лет назад +41

      *australia has entered the server*
      *emu has entered the server*
      *australia has left the server*

    • @arrowhdar1574
      @arrowhdar1574 5 лет назад +1

      Australia is the best shut up maybe ur germany

    • @69mcnuggets18
      @69mcnuggets18 5 лет назад +3

      Connor RK800 it’s German not Germany. BOI

    • @l1u1t1t1
      @l1u1t1t1 5 лет назад +3

      In Australia the battles are every day but against animals

  • @gaivsivlivscaesar2226
    @gaivsivlivscaesar2226 4 года назад +1428

    note that rome is still in the top 10 since 3000 years... and was the first until 1700

    • @Duke_of_Lorraine
      @Duke_of_Lorraine 4 года назад +145

      Can you think of any another empire that was the non-stop undisputed hegemon of the classical world (East Asia has different rules due to geography and China was broken several times to be reformed by a new dynasty) for a period of 600 years (from -200 to 400 roughly) ?
      Having a solid tradition of written history also helps to get a high score there, and the Romans did a fantastic job when it comes to that. It doesn't matter how many battles you win, if no one writes about them and they get forgotten when too old to be living memory.

    • @isbadatnaming8526
      @isbadatnaming8526 4 года назад +54

      They also won one at 1849 somehow

    • @jandcgaming1515
      @jandcgaming1515 4 года назад +18

      They probably counted Italy as Rome for some reason

    • @gaivsivlivscaesar2226
      @gaivsivlivscaesar2226 4 года назад +34

      @@jandcgaming1515 no!
      Italy counted as italy since the union in 1861
      Rome counted as rome from 753 bc to 476 ac.

    • @50secs
      @50secs 4 года назад +6

      I am so much proud of it

  • @Mr-Vidal
    @Mr-Vidal 6 лет назад +4614

    4:39 *napoleon joined the server*

    • @lahavmorris9919
      @lahavmorris9919 6 лет назад +25

      Lol

    • @khrisnafrrel
      @khrisnafrrel 6 лет назад +347

      4:58 **Nazi Join The Server**

    • @d.t.w1390
      @d.t.w1390 6 лет назад +44

      Dang those Nazi Using Hax

    • @user-pw5rp4qt1o
      @user-pw5rp4qt1o 6 лет назад +37

      @@khrisnafrrel funny you little bitches today germany is one of the most beatiful und most successful countrys in the world while yall americans are still stuck in the war between black and white

    • @mistermister2291
      @mistermister2291 6 лет назад +63

      @@user-pw5rp4qt1o umm.... no one is calling Germany ugly.

  • @보라별-j4b
    @보라별-j4b Год назад +78

    The Chinese record is missing a lot. During the Spring and Autumn Warring States Period, the 5th Sixteen Kingdoms Period, the 5th Ten Kingdoms Period, and the Mongols Period, there were no joke of fighting. But it's hardly checked

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 Год назад +13

      That and tbf the method used was Wikipedia, its hardly the best source ever, but it does provide a large quantity at least

    • @entropyapathy
      @entropyapathy 9 месяцев назад +6

      It's based on wikipedia articles, and there are waaaaaaaaaaaay more wikipedia contributors from the US and Europe compared to Asia. The whole thing is laughable.

    • @小红人-z7m
      @小红人-z7m 8 месяцев назад +1

      我希望这是真的,不希望有战争是每个人类的愿景!

  • @fede248
    @fede248 5 лет назад +3407

    Rome: i rule the world
    years later
    Napoleon: Hi

    • @raulpolo3042
      @raulpolo3042 5 лет назад +28

      Catolics kings have join

    • @exseque21
      @exseque21 5 лет назад +117

      Napoleon:”I rule the world”
      Years later
      Britain: “I’m about to end this whole mans career”

    • @Itachi951000
      @Itachi951000 5 лет назад +72

      France surpassed Rome's battle wins in the early 1700's so almost a century before Napoleon.

    • @lokielloko4130
      @lokielloko4130 5 лет назад +19

      Britain :
      I rule the world!!
      USA:
      Surprise motherfu...
      China:
      Hi

    • @vaevictis3960
      @vaevictis3960 5 лет назад +53

      English were king of the sea, and Napoléon was emperor of the continent. The elephant and the Whale. Obviously, it's easier when you live on an island. France is surrounded by europeans' nations/kingdoms.

  • @jurygalati5732
    @jurygalati5732 4 года назад +600

    How many wars you got?
    Europe: *yes*

    • @Tabukium
      @Tabukium 4 года назад +1

      Europe : *allow me to introduce myself*

    • @housesports000
      @housesports000 4 года назад

      China: *_Heh, amateurs._*

    • @edeliteedelite1961
      @edeliteedelite1961 3 года назад +1

      Guess what. Africa, Russia and America certainly had plenty of battles too. They just weren't developed enough to write them down.

    • @planetoftheapes6044
      @planetoftheapes6044 3 года назад +5

      @@edeliteedelite1961 well thats there problem

    • @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
      @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv 7 месяцев назад

      innovation matters
      🇪🇸 Acoustic guitar
      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Magnifying glass, computer,ATM, spinning jenny, motor, vaccines, cricket, cement,
      🇨🇿Contact lenses, propellor, Bata shoes
      🇮🇹Eye glasses, espresso machine,violin, piano, cello, radio
      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Capitalism, refrigerator, television
      🇸🇪 Minecraft ,zipper,Volvo,dynamite Nobel prize,spotify,celcius thermometer
      🇺🇦 Helicopter
      🇳🇱 Pendulum clock, world map, telescope
      🇩🇪 Globe, watch, printing press, x ray, video games, car
      🇬🇷 Democracy, theatre, Olympics,
      🇭🇺Ball point pen, safety match, Rubik's cube etc
      ​@@edeliteedelite1961

  • @AngelGarcia-op3bd
    @AngelGarcia-op3bd 5 лет назад +1954

    Peace: Exists
    Europe: We don’t do that here.

    • @SHADOWGAMING-qp7oe
      @SHADOWGAMING-qp7oe 5 лет назад

      Kl

    • @freckleheckler6311
      @freckleheckler6311 4 года назад +81

      S. S. Cookies right... the whole outside world before they traveled were all giving each other presents and flowers and wishing them a good day the next day. Absolutely.

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 4 года назад +78

      @@jellyfishi_ The difference between Europe and the rest of the world is that Europe writes things down, you third worlders like to forget your crimes. Europe will always be the strongest, the greatest and at the envy of all the world. ROMA INVICTA!

    • @gonzateam6891
      @gonzateam6891 4 года назад +4

      Atomic bombs: Yes, you do

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 4 года назад +22

      @ As if your opinion had any relevance at all hahaha.

  • @LSmango
    @LSmango Год назад +17

    Europe just can't stop fighting

  • @JanSanono
    @JanSanono 6 лет назад +7830

    When France has won the most battles in world history but gets made fun of for surrendering

    • @LaPatrioteFrancaise
      @LaPatrioteFrancaise 6 лет назад +636

      **logic**

    • @NB-br9rv
      @NB-br9rv 6 лет назад +393

      Bruh I have to keep telling you frenchies that the u.s is far younger than France but it almost caught up with france.

    • @shx2970
      @shx2970 6 лет назад +100

      Recorded battles* But yes you're right

    • @thejiminator8816
      @thejiminator8816 6 лет назад +389

      France lost big battles like trying to invade Russia (napoleon) and surrendering in WW2

    • @bobthetop3242
      @bobthetop3242 6 лет назад +17

      You know... N B is right.

  • @DerpantherA
    @DerpantherA 4 года назад +1460

    Roman empire: fall
    France: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @DerpantherA
      @DerpantherA 4 года назад +64

      @@إلياس-ل9ظ well France did won a lots of battle before and after Napoleon, not like you can see it on the video

    • @frwt.0432
      @frwt.0432 4 года назад +20

      *franks, basically a mix of French and German who spoke Latin (at least it was the official language of the Frankish kingdom)

    • @diadokhoi5722
      @diadokhoi5722 4 года назад +4

      @@إلياس-ل9ظ its a bit retarded assuming rome has existed for at least 800 years and assum8ng it has only won 258 battles

    • @diadokhoi5722
      @diadokhoi5722 4 года назад

      @@frwt.0432 franks were a german tribe. So are saxons normans slavs goths visigoths. In fact id say all of northern europe is german.

    • @jumperwilli7770
      @jumperwilli7770 4 года назад +17

      @@diadokhoi5722 Yeah but franks kinda mixed itself with the galloic latin language aka french, so this tribe basically became half France half Germany in a oversimplified explanation.

  • @mikei6605
    @mikei6605 6 лет назад +1395

    French Revolution: *happens*
    France: *”battles won” intensifies*

    • @gildeddrake1479
      @gildeddrake1479 6 лет назад +76

      well Napoleon is definitely up there in the list of the most aggressive people on history.

    • @historicalmaps3652
      @historicalmaps3652 6 лет назад +69

      @@gildeddrake1479" Agreesive"lol just because he made France powerfull that make him agressive?And he conquered Europe because he had to defend France from the attack of all the other European Monarchies

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 6 лет назад +25

      @@historicalmaps3652 That is exactly what aggressive is in terms of war. Warmongering and ambitious. Napoleon didn't just want to defend against the monarchies of Europe, he wanted to expand. That is aggressive.

    • @historicalmaps3652
      @historicalmaps3652 6 лет назад +32

      ​@@ElusiveTy It must be known that Napoleon had no intention of annoying anyone, and declared war on no one, he only defended himself. Well yes, after the revolution of 1789 the European monarchies were allied to attack France and restore the monarchy, Napoleon quickly took control of France and calmed them, before invading them one by one to show them who was the boss. It seems to me that it is only Portugal and Russia that he attacked voluntarily, one of which is that Russia had broken the alliance with France.
      I love Napoleon, but like any leader, he made mistakes, but to compare to the Nazis, no! He was a proud leader of his country and patriotic, who wanted to respect France around the world.He was considered a liberator especially by the Italians and the Poles so I do not think he was a dictator more he respected the conquered populations and that in any way he was defender so not responsible for the dead.

    • @christophersmith5064
      @christophersmith5064 6 лет назад +2

      Historical maps Napolitano was very aggressive and ambitious but worse he through away many of his countrymen s lives in the process

  • @todcarter110
    @todcarter110 18 дней назад +3

    Should be titled every ''Recorded Battle''. It would be awesome to be able to fill in the blanks of what was happening in nations with no written word also.

    • @56postoffice
      @56postoffice 4 дня назад

      Exactly. The African continent had many kingdoms, with many armies. Telling me they never clashed? Impossible. Just like the Americas with the Mayans and Aztecs.

  • @monk9816
    @monk9816 5 лет назад +2847

    No one:
    Europeans: *DO YOU WANT TO EXPLODE??*

  • @amc6169
    @amc6169 3 года назад +3925

    Problem with maps like this is that without more info, it's just a heatmap of where people lived and who had good record keeping. I'm sure there were more unknown battles than known

    • @-timothe-
      @-timothe- 3 года назад +187

      Winners write history. No history, no winning. That's the rule

    • @nielsunnerup7099
      @nielsunnerup7099 3 года назад +83

      There is probably a pretty strong correlation between where people live and where battles occur, though.

    • @amc6169
      @amc6169 3 года назад +7

      @@nielsunnerup7099 that's kind my point

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 3 года назад +64

      @@-timothe- That's not always true. Besides if that's so than why didn't Vietnam, the winner of the Vietnam war, write how the Vietnam war played out from their perspective on the world stage and instead looked at it from the American prespective.

    • @balagadoo
      @balagadoo 3 года назад +48

      @@robbieaulia6462 bc that took place during modern times when information is easily documented and stored. 2000 years ago, only if your civilization was strong enough and had enough influence would your records survive - i.e., the winners

  • @MrAerodynamite
    @MrAerodynamite Год назад +5

    4500 years of battle in the world with lighting dot.
    Europ : let me enlight you

  • @nyuztov
    @nyuztov 3 года назад +1849

    China: _fights other China_
    China: I won!
    China: You won?
    China: No, I won
    Side China: Who is Who
    China: I'm China
    China: I'm the other China

  • @fred3rick300
    @fred3rick300 4 года назад +2067

    France: *has most battle wins*
    Everyone else: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
    France: surrenders to Germany
    Everyone else: hehe you suck

    • @alexanderkaspari8787
      @alexanderkaspari8787 4 года назад +72

      @Yyyy U gay Everyone else doesn't necessarily mean he was only talking about Americans.

    • @sergiomunoz6883
      @sergiomunoz6883 4 года назад +70

      @Yyyy U gay u know that USA is not the only country in the world?

    • @paradoxxfox965
      @paradoxxfox965 4 года назад +19

      TescoOnRoblox France has also been around longer than most of the countries on the list in the end

    • @Tinfoil_Hardhat
      @Tinfoil_Hardhat 4 года назад +11

      @@sergiomunoz6883 Who went to the moon? United States. Best planet in the galaxy, let's go. Has any other planet made it to the moon? Yeah I didn't think so.

    • @sergiomunoz6883
      @sergiomunoz6883 4 года назад +41

      @@Tinfoil_Hardhatso? Who cares about that

  • @striker8795
    @striker8795 4 года назад +1265

    The Virgin Russo-American rivalry
    vs the Chad Franco-England rivalry

    • @foxxer4352
      @foxxer4352 4 года назад +31

      @@nedsteven4622 My god you are so boring

    • @Reximus.
      @Reximus. 4 года назад +80

      @@foxxer4352 I think you're in the wrong place then

    • @foxxer4352
      @foxxer4352 4 года назад +1

      @@Reximus. ?

    • @Commrade-DOGE
      @Commrade-DOGE 4 года назад +42

      Now France and England are just like:
      Friends?
      Friends.
      Except when the World Cup
      Enemies

    • @michaelweston409
      @michaelweston409 4 года назад +7

      China & Mongolia have been on & off at war since 3000 BC. Egypt & Israel have as well.

  • @dronmusicsound
    @dronmusicsound Год назад +26

    1 year of Russian war with Germany/Napoleon = 150 battles won
    Something doesn’t match here 🤔 😂

    • @Paull19
      @Paull19 11 месяцев назад +5

      Russia didn't win many battles against France alone. It was mostly the nature

    • @العمقالرياضي-ذ1ض
      @العمقالرياضي-ذ1ض 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Paull19 في الغالب أغلب معاراك أمريك بدون قيمة عكس روسيا مثل له سجل حربي ضد ألمانيا فرنسا العثمانيين السويد و إيران بلاد فارس سابق
      حتى فرنسا له سجل حربي ضد بريطانيا ألمانيا إسبانيا النمسا ...
      في نظري تبقى بريطانيا و فرنسا و روسيا و ألمانيا هم أقوى الدول له سجل حربي في تاريخ ككل ولا يتفوق عليهم أحد

    • @العمقالرياضي-ذ1ض
      @العمقالرياضي-ذ1ض 10 месяцев назад

    • @snakei3ites164
      @snakei3ites164 8 месяцев назад

      @@العمقالرياضي-ذ1ض makes sense all those countries have been around for hundreds and hundreds of years, the US track record though not as cool is still really insane with how young the country is compared to Europe.

    • @AdikenStan
      @AdikenStan 8 месяцев назад

      @@العمقالرياضي-ذ1ض Americas battles have been some the most significant in history. WW2 without us would have been way more bloody lasted longer and been a slog. American revolution led to more countries declaring independence, popularization of enlightenment ideals, and creating the conditions in which Napolean would rise to power and he is not only one of the most influential people in history but we still use his organization of military forces today in almost every major military. And yes I understand he is French but it was the US revolution that created the conditions for his rise. Im not saying we are the most significant but to say worthless is wildly off base and untrue.

  • @otterfan65
    @otterfan65 5 лет назад +1753

    nobody:
    not a single living soul:
    europe: *lets fight for some reason guys*

    • @therenx8385
      @therenx8385 5 лет назад +97

      France: *come here little kids*

    • @odst1778
      @odst1778 5 лет назад +45

      @@therenx8385 And then France got raped

    • @therenx8385
      @therenx8385 5 лет назад +63

      @@odst1778 a few world wars later
      France: *please stop*

    • @reworkgaming1202
      @reworkgaming1202 5 лет назад +3

      Just a bit oversimplified but ok

    • @m2k125
      @m2k125 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah, i guess it is in our blood. We like to fight, we like to compete and push each other to new levels and improve.

  • @Rouge31
    @Rouge31 6 лет назад +1528

    Fact: Napoléon led 51 battles, he won 44 of them.
    Victory ratio: 86%
    He truly was a legend.

    • @spartame450
      @spartame450 6 лет назад +104

      He représente 10% french victories gg

    • @abeillebretonne4301
      @abeillebretonne4301 6 лет назад +291

      @Provocateur Lmao he always was in the front line and charging with is cavalery division at the enemy, how can you be a coward when you are a general that lead directly the offensive with your soldiers ?

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 6 лет назад +12

      @@spartame450 less than 20 years in a country that lasted 16 centuries (1/80= >2%) of France

    • @gobagapo
      @gobagapo 6 лет назад +86

      A legend who killed hundred thousands of people to fulfill his ego. This guy really sounds like a legend...

    • @nickg.2472
      @nickg.2472 6 лет назад +54

      Alexander the great lost one battle..

  • @TheMrExemplar
    @TheMrExemplar 5 лет назад +593

    Europe: *exists*
    Europeans: *We are about to end this land's whole career*

    • @tajanaka
      @tajanaka 5 лет назад +5

      But im not a rapper

    • @puppet1show626
      @puppet1show626 5 лет назад +5

      You mean
      *Whole existence*

    • @velox81
      @velox81 5 лет назад +2

      delete Germans and Russians and Europe will be quit peaceful continent

    • @leander3962
      @leander3962 5 лет назад +6

      @@velox81 France was the country, which started most of the battles. Germany started one world war but not many other battles

    • @eh5048
      @eh5048 5 лет назад +2

      velox81 mate you what, British and France have the most battles.

  • @personality1524
    @personality1524 Год назад +50

    Funny how the Crusaders, a military expedition, managed to make it at the list at *3:25* which illustrates how brutal the crusades was.

    • @jamesclarkmaxwell-v2n
      @jamesclarkmaxwell-v2n 5 месяцев назад

      necessary

    • @Domina1190
      @Domina1190 5 месяцев назад

      This has nothing to do with brutality but with battles won, stay on topic.

  • @Rickey1
    @Rickey1 4 года назад +321

    America during the civil war:
    *I can never lose a battle*

    • @malikajha9165
      @malikajha9165 4 года назад +27

      George VS George
      George Won

    • @malikajha9165
      @malikajha9165 4 года назад

      @Your Majesty, ok, I am not American so I don't give a shit 😂😂😂

    • @shrek19yearsago78
      @shrek19yearsago78 4 года назад +4

      @Jackson my house has more history then the usa

    • @malikajha9165
      @malikajha9165 4 года назад +2

      @@shrek19yearsago78 my house too, my house in my village was built 1560, and america was formed in 1776 😂

    • @CMCSS-to3to
      @CMCSS-to3to 4 года назад +6

      @@shrek19yearsago78 has your house landed on the moon?

  • @craigjohnson2301
    @craigjohnson2301 6 лет назад +717

    The fact that the Roman Empire is still in the list tells you how bad ass the Romans attitude towards war was

    • @TheBlackjack54
      @TheBlackjack54 6 лет назад +94

      Craig Johnson you could also add all the victories of the byzantine empire to romes because they were technically the same empire. They have different names because the romans lost rome and their capital moved xD

    • @goncerex9521
      @goncerex9521 6 лет назад +27

      Also they were there for 1000 years... Also there are lots if battles missed

    • @SarudeDanstorm
      @SarudeDanstorm 6 лет назад +50

      Jack Denners The name change was actually due to an Italian historian trying to justify the Holy Roman Empire as the true successor. Everyone called them Romans while the empire existed.

    • @alberto6169
      @alberto6169 6 лет назад +34

      @@SarudeDanstorm that's actually true, I'm surprised someone know the story ahahha
      The byzantine emperor actually called himself, emperor of the Roman, and the byzantine people considered themselves as Roman

    • @Dovenpeis
      @Dovenpeis 6 лет назад +12

      @@goncerex9521 If you count the Byzantine Empire, which was in fact the Roman Empire living on another 1,000 years after the fall of Rome, it lasted for more than 2,000 years.

  • @nutsbeta1325
    @nutsbeta1325 5 лет назад +631

    *When you think that every dot represents thousands of people who died on the battlefield...*

    • @lepeangel3700
      @lepeangel3700 5 лет назад +21

      Vladszack Gaming1v1 millions

    • @ihatetheantichrist500
      @ihatetheantichrist500 5 лет назад +18

      vladszack hi i saw u in ''Countries with highest tax rates" how did u get there bro

    • @stevetsiourvas2952
      @stevetsiourvas2952 5 лет назад +12

      @@ihatetheantichrist500 he got here just like u did

    • @nutsbeta1325
      @nutsbeta1325 5 лет назад +33

      @Brylle Cruz hey!not everyone died in a war

    • @infectedruby
      @infectedruby 5 лет назад +5

      Brylle Cruz most of man kind were mostly dying from diseases

  • @AKSnowbat907
    @AKSnowbat907 Год назад +5

    Well done.
    "The most common sound throughout the history of man is the beating of the war drum"

  • @alexlignini1411
    @alexlignini1411 4 года назад +746

    In 1700: Rome still first in number of victories
    In 2017: Rome is still between the best 10
    ROMA AETERNA!

    • @storiesthroughnumbers4111
      @storiesthroughnumbers4111 4 года назад +66

      And that's without counting all of the Byzantine (Eastern Roman) victories.

    • @alexlignini1411
      @alexlignini1411 4 года назад +9

      @nem ligo '-' Exactly ahahaha

    • @alexlignini1411
      @alexlignini1411 4 года назад +8

      @@storiesthroughnumbers4111 That's true wow

    • @storiesthroughnumbers4111
      @storiesthroughnumbers4111 4 года назад +23

      @SVS They were only distinguished from the original Roman Empire after Constantinople fell, which is kinda ridiculous if you ask me. Constantinople was literally the capital of the Roman Empire long before the final division even occurred. The difference between England, France, and Spain's colonies is that the people in those colonies never did or ceased to refer to themselves by the identity of the mother country, where as the Byzantines always acknowledged themselves as Roman.
      Historians only distinguish the two of them based on religion, language, and culture. The Roman influence on the Byzantines and the institutions it created still were a massive part of the empire's identity.
      Funny how something that began as the Eastern Roman Empire and was referred to as such up until its death suddenly stopped being that as soon as other countries wanted to claim Roman succession.

    • @storiesthroughnumbers4111
      @storiesthroughnumbers4111 4 года назад +9

      @SVS Look, I'm not here to debate the validity of a 600 year old empire's name. But France is much different now than it was 1000 years ago and it's still called France with all the victories that come with it. This answer on Quora I found a while back sums up my views pretty well.
      www.quora.com/Were-the-Byzantines-actually-Roman
      Try and curb your toxicity when talking about useless factors such as the name of an empire that has no bearing on our current lives. Good day.

  • @ozgott1415
    @ozgott1415 2 года назад +2366

    You realize how immense this timeline is when you see WW1 and WW2 as 2 second blips on the map.

    • @el_benja
      @el_benja 2 года назад +77

      But Europe was lit af

    • @Hansel1456
      @Hansel1456 2 года назад +59

      @@el_benja the moment u realize most history and most important was in Europe

    • @TheBooban
      @TheBooban 2 года назад +92

      @@Hansel1456 they just don’t know anything about other parts. Africa, India, South East Asia, almost nothing happened there, which is not true at all.

    • @molstad182
      @molstad182 2 года назад +88

      @@Hansel1456 nah they just documented stuff in Europe, shit was happening all over the world just nobody knew about it

    • @Dis_Dis
      @Dis_Dis 2 года назад +11

      @@Hansel1456 Racist much?

  • @lgbofficial8225
    @lgbofficial8225 6 лет назад +673

    Rome falling be like :
    *SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS*

    • @liamhayes23
      @liamhayes23 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @omEon
      @omEon 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @李先-s5j
      @李先-s5j 6 лет назад +2

      Han is the same

    • @blissful5361
      @blissful5361 6 лет назад +2

      I wonder what Rome would be like right now if the Black Plague never happened. Would the Roman empire still be strong? 🤔

    • @newtype4698
      @newtype4698 6 лет назад +6

      @@blissful5361 Black Plague-roman empire? What? Maybe you're referring to the Antonian Plague

  • @TamimProduction
    @TamimProduction Год назад +10

    Europe is so peaceful

  • @legofans100
    @legofans100 6 лет назад +851

    Oops, u missed the fight I had in high school in Long Island, NY in 2017. Might wanna add that spot

    • @sadcholo3118
      @sadcholo3118 6 лет назад +10

      Lmaoo

    • @skybluesam5676
      @skybluesam5676 6 лет назад +15

      that wasn't a battle, that was a beat down ..... you animal!

    • @Davytjuhh
      @Davytjuhh 6 лет назад +7

      Can't see it on Wikipedia?

    • @xxstardustxx8568
      @xxstardustxx8568 6 лет назад +3

      @@skybluesam5676 They were joking

    • @kentang7836
      @kentang7836 6 лет назад +1

      @@skybluesam5676 r/wooooosh

  • @ancalagon1144
    @ancalagon1144 6 лет назад +454

    2017 and Rome is still on the list, damn son.

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 6 лет назад +20

      Provocateur ??

    • @xxmastr_5270
      @xxmastr_5270 6 лет назад +26

      His name is his motto

    • @flyingpirate0456
      @flyingpirate0456 6 лет назад +45

      That's how an empire becomes the greatest the world's ever seen

    • @miguelplaza6433
      @miguelplaza6433 6 лет назад +18

      Pseudonym
      How about china? Been in the list since the first seconds of the video

    • @mikedi7850
      @mikedi7850 6 лет назад +29

      @Provocateur National Socialism came into existence almost 2000 years after Rome fell.. what logic are you using to refer to the Romans as Nazi's ? That makes no sense at all.

  • @owenosborne-lewis5060
    @owenosborne-lewis5060 3 года назад +1305

    Half of the battles in Europe involve either Britain, France, or Germany.

    • @zefyrisd69
      @zefyrisd69 3 года назад +22

      or two to 3 of these plenty of time.

    • @caterlax1593
      @caterlax1593 3 года назад +106

      Or Spain

    • @nosferatu6004
      @nosferatu6004 3 года назад +15

      Yep, funny. All of them involve polish...

    • @owenosborne-lewis5060
      @owenosborne-lewis5060 3 года назад +24

      @@nosferatu6004 1795-1918, Poland stopped existing for a while. Many wars had happened sincex

    • @nosferatu6004
      @nosferatu6004 3 года назад +35

      @@owenosborne-lewis5060 yes, and all of them included Poles! They were fighting in Italian army as well as Bonaparte's army. There was 2 polish uprisings and 1 insurrection. Also they fought for Hungarian and USA, independance, American Civil War. They served in Austrian, Prussian and Russian army fighting against english, turks and Japanese, and so on, so on, you might be an nationalist, but u definitely r an ignorant...

  • @ArgonNoble
    @ArgonNoble 4 месяца назад +15

    Remember who you are. You are descended from explorers, inventors, and conquerors.
    Never be ashamed of where you came from. Never let them lie to you. Never lose your smile.

  • @forsaille4655
    @forsaille4655 3 года назад +865

    "Violence is not a solution
    It's THE solution"
    - A French RUclipsr

    • @RaviSingh-zb8pi
      @RaviSingh-zb8pi 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @mrmistery102
      @mrmistery102 3 года назад +6

      @@RaviSingh-zb8pi wow, it's nice to see a person with the same second name
      Especially when it's the rarest second name in the world 😀

    • @RaviSingh-zb8pi
      @RaviSingh-zb8pi 3 года назад +2

      @@mrmistery102 wttt 😂😂😂😂 in India the second name is common bro you can Google but I have never seen Mike with Singh it's really cool 😍😍😍

    • @thenightsmelody2173
      @thenightsmelody2173 3 года назад

      Who said it?

    • @dimitrisauvage6173
      @dimitrisauvage6173 3 года назад +26

      Y’en a qui ont des bonnes refs ici ;)

  • @Nightwing6427
    @Nightwing6427 4 года назад +1339

    European: We are civilized. We love peace.
    Europe : Welcome to the world's battleground.

    • @reysinnagami8250
      @reysinnagami8250 4 года назад +6

      Hipokrit

    • @christianclark347
      @christianclark347 4 года назад +137

      Also the most complete historical records.

    • @alexmag342
      @alexmag342 4 года назад +17

      Civilized and loving peace are anathema

    • @Nightwing6427
      @Nightwing6427 4 года назад +15

      @Air Conditioner Some people loves war until they are in it.

    • @Nightwing6427
      @Nightwing6427 4 года назад +8

      @Air Conditioner I can't imagine myself In those gas chambers. I hope nobody dies the same way

  • @andremaube5069
    @andremaube5069 5 лет назад +554

    It is not surprising that France is first.
    France is historically a country wedged between several great warrior countries (Italy, Spain, England, Germany).
    The French have always been at war with another country.
    They acquired a great military experience

    • @daniellanyi8287
      @daniellanyi8287 5 лет назад +20

      They also had the highest population in Europe for a long time which also explains a lot.

    • @DidierDidier-kc4nm
      @DidierDidier-kc4nm 5 лет назад +31

      DANIEL Lanyi bad excuse because France in the majority of wars was outnumbered because France during her history had to face coalitions !exept hundred years wars,WW1,WW2 . at 1214 Bouvines had to face germans English and flemmish !! Italian wars, it was against Germans! swiss spanish and italians (venise or milan ! ) its due to its central postion ;and during révolutions and napoleonic wars France, had to face almost all europeans nations of Seven coalitions !! and often this population account is biased because for example during hundred wars France' population was of 15 millions but it s included all the territory of modern France but normans ,Gascons,and Burgundians ,all the eastern France were vassals to king of France (like King of England) but they were enemies on the field in fact king of France could just rely on an smaller part than The English's French territory ! !! exept on the battle of Crecy or Azincourt!!! English ' army was half made up with gascons,Normans or burgundians!!

    • @daniellanyi8287
      @daniellanyi8287 5 лет назад +3

      @@DidierDidier-kc4nm Do you think I don't know everything you've just told me in this pointless comment. What are you an expert now for knowing basic history. Yes France were outnumbered by those coalitions and I've never said that France only won those wars because it had a high population. However it was possible to win those wars only because it had a high population. The whole reason behind the formation of all those coalitions was that France was a monster at the time. At the time of the French Revolution they had the highest population with 22 million people. A modern country with that many people would be invincible if the other countries didn't form coalitions against them. Know what you're talking about.

    • @DidierDidier-kc4nm
      @DidierDidier-kc4nm 5 лет назад +3

      daniel lanyi no i just arguing and giviing to you some histroical facts to answer to simplistic comment without arguing !

    • @daniellanyi8287
      @daniellanyi8287 5 лет назад +2

      @@DidierDidier-kc4nm You're arguing without arguing gotcha. Thank you for sharing your vast knowledge of history

  • @michelstrogoff3204
    @michelstrogoff3204 9 месяцев назад +4

    What I like about this video is that France, UK and US have basically caused the most wars in this world, so not sure if there is something to be proud of... :D

    • @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv
      @KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv 7 месяцев назад +1

      At the same time
      Vogue magazine, bifocals, swiveling chair , electric guitar, Synthesizer , Lazer gps, radar , pressure cooker, pastries , fighter jet, light bulb , muffins, vaccine , pasteurization,modern Olympics , photography, film balon d'or, cement, sewing machine, train ATM refrigerator, all from these countries

  • @giulioemme5452
    @giulioemme5452 4 года назад +1002

    Europe: what's that?
    Middle east: oh, this? This is war.
    Europe: oooh, I want it!

  • @azehein3172
    @azehein3172 4 года назад +1038

    War : "exist"
    France : I wan't your entire stock

    • @Qruxi
      @Qruxi 4 года назад +12

      Want*

    • @Oppistan
      @Oppistan 4 года назад +4

      How can ypu make a mistake that bad? Thats probably less than 4th grade grammar.

    • @Oppistan
      @Oppistan 4 года назад +2

      You*

    • @srfrg9707
      @srfrg9707 4 года назад +20

      Azé Hein France : let's expand by war.
      1115 victories later, still the same size.

    • @GAtTheTop
      @GAtTheTop 4 года назад +1

      ”wan’t”?

  • @Fafne
    @Fafne 5 лет назад +1675

    France and England have the most legendary rivalry in history.

    • @Lypno
      @Lypno 4 года назад +102

      And now we're pals

    • @БруноМарс-с2р
      @БруноМарс-с2р 4 года назад +96

      Yes, but England became the largest empire in the world, and France managed to lose its entire inheritance three times

    • @za.monolit
      @za.monolit 4 года назад +81

      @@БруноМарс-с2р Mongols were better

    • @БруноМарс-с2р
      @БруноМарс-с2р 4 года назад +43

      @@za.monolit Here we are talking about the rivalry of France and England, and England is the absolute winner here

    • @za.monolit
      @za.monolit 4 года назад +49

      @@БруноМарс-с2р you said how england became the largest empire in the world, even though the mongols were a better empire

  • @nicholasbishop4600
    @nicholasbishop4600 Год назад +26

    It really baffles me how many little dots are placed around the middle eastern and Indian regions during late 300 BC due to Alexander the greats conquest, absolutely amazing!

  • @SantaCelest1na
    @SantaCelest1na 3 года назад +268

    World:
    “How many battles do you want?”
    Europe:
    “Yes”

    • @TimtheEnchanter25
      @TimtheEnchanter25 3 года назад +16

      How many battles so you wanna have recorded?*
      Europe: yes.

    • @barley12girl
      @barley12girl 3 года назад +3

      And people call Afghanistan the graveyard of empire. Looks like even Korea and Japan have more recorded battles than in the Afghanistan region.

    • @maaan8494
      @maaan8494 3 года назад +1

      More than likely jist biased because wikipedia is contributed heavily by Europeans and european-descended Americans.

    • @ttchme9816
      @ttchme9816 3 года назад

      @@barley12girl not really, Afghanistan was dubbed that because that's where empires meet up with other empires and destroys each other.

    • @ttchme9816
      @ttchme9816 3 года назад

      @@maaan8494 doesn't change the fact that Europe fought way more war than any continent

  • @ElonMusk-tb2yi
    @ElonMusk-tb2yi 3 года назад +859

    France: Everything is going well. French people: Looks like we need a revolution

    • @thisisahumanlol8255
      @thisisahumanlol8255 3 года назад +109

      I dont know if starving to death is considered "going well"

    • @ricardochimalcoatlroldanan4287
      @ricardochimalcoatlroldanan4287 3 года назад +51

      Everything was really not going well

    • @spectre2889
      @spectre2889 3 года назад +32

      Nothing was going well

    • @CultOfAlan
      @CultOfAlan 3 года назад +24

      Yeah... things were most certainly *not* going well before the French Revolution

    • @ashdown4441
      @ashdown4441 3 года назад +7

      They werent really going well but I mean that still isnt an excuse to impale the heads of innocent people

  • @thecuckchannel2798
    @thecuckchannel2798 5 лет назад +949

    France: *Wins the most battles*
    5th graders with access to the internet: Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way.

    • @rexdaylawn1609
      @rexdaylawn1609 4 года назад +14

      Bruh this was me in 5th grade

    • @akjdhajkdjhaghjkadh9804
      @akjdhajkdjhaghjkadh9804 4 года назад +20

      china won the most battles in history by far its just not documented

    • @rexdaylawn1609
      @rexdaylawn1609 4 года назад +46

      If it is not documented that means it might not be confirmed that the battle actually happened

    • @akjdhajkdjhaghjkadh9804
      @akjdhajkdjhaghjkadh9804 4 года назад +5

      @@rexdaylawn1609 no shit

    • @maximesimon4731
      @maximesimon4731 4 года назад +95

      @@akjdhajkdjhaghjkadh9804 bruh 3/4 of their battles were against themselves

  • @sartlouis6113
    @sartlouis6113 Месяц назад +1

    Fun Fact, During the period of Napoleon alone in 20 years, France have gone from 439 battles won to 776. That means 337 Battles won in that period / that means, within 20 years, Napoleon alone would be ranked in 8th Position of all time Battle won in history of the world.

  • @oxdb2396
    @oxdb2396 4 года назад +484

    Rome had most battles won 15 centuries straight
    Greatest empire ever

    • @Maridsidu95
      @Maridsidu95 4 года назад +86

      It is not the greatest empire , It is THE EMPIRE , the universal empire ,

    • @theman9048
      @theman9048 4 года назад +1

      Read the description

    • @theman9048
      @theman9048 4 года назад +5

      @Sasquatch no he tells you himself that these are the ones from wikipedia. We know about a lot more battles than this. Wikipedia just doesn't list it.

    • @mainuddinfahim6044
      @mainuddinfahim6044 4 года назад +12

      British Empire : Am i joke to you?

    • @adge5182
      @adge5182 4 года назад +21

      @@mainuddinfahim6044 yes

  • @Dog_On_A_Log
    @Dog_On_A_Log 2 года назад +2287

    The fact that Rome had the most victories in battle from 213 BC TO 1702 is mind blowing. That’s 1915 years of being on top

    • @CG-eh6oe
      @CG-eh6oe 2 года назад +329

      most DOCUMENTED victories.
      After each roman victory, there would be an enormous propaganda about the battle, with specially minted coins circulating all across europe and inscriptions carved into solid stone. Stone and coins survived the last 2k years, so they get a wikipedia entry. Other empires, eg the mongols, just slaugthered their enemies and went on to slaughter some more, so we do not know anything about their skirmishes but only about their most important battles.
      The romans were good at winning battles, but they were even better at bragging about it.

    • @Rale117
      @Rale117 2 года назад +204

      @@CG-eh6oe why even battle if you're not gonna brag later?

    • @blackpilledchad1927
      @blackpilledchad1927 2 года назад +31

      According to themselves. The winners writes the history

    • @cowgfwolos9560
      @cowgfwolos9560 2 года назад +47

      @@blackpilledchad1927 The civilized winners write history, not every wimmer. If a Barbarian Mongolian wons a battle he did not write history or chronicles on it, since he's probably analphabet.

    • @blackpilledchad1927
      @blackpilledchad1927 2 года назад +79

      @@cowgfwolos9560 When Egyptians, persians, babylonians, medians, hurrians, sumerians, akkadians, were inventing literature, languages and alphabets, romans were still trying to eat rocks and wood

  • @nuggie8849
    @nuggie8849 3 года назад +2178

    France: *has won 1115 battles*
    Every other country; haha froggy surrender
    France: am I a joke to you?

    • @canismajoris6733
      @canismajoris6733 3 года назад +68

      Yes

    • @labaguette3740
      @labaguette3740 3 года назад +177

      That’s because the British victory against the French was glorified (like Againcour, Waterloo, trafalgar, crecy) so it’s just 4 battles the French victory against the brits in exemple Chasepeak, Fontenoy, Patay, Yorktown... ect

    • @mrduckl
      @mrduckl 3 года назад +150

      70% of wins where against naked African tribes

    • @labaguette3740
      @labaguette3740 3 года назад +317

      @@mrduckl poor stupid kids without brain ...France it’s only country who fight ALL of European power alone :)

    • @El_pollo_locooo
      @El_pollo_locooo 3 года назад +166

      @@mrduckl Wow .. so dumb you are
      Maybe a croissant 🥐 in your face will make you more smart 😘

  • @gamingandcatsandstuff7961
    @gamingandcatsandstuff7961 Год назад +5

    Fun fact this is missing one battle from 2023 me against my toilet last night

  • @emilehote8170
    @emilehote8170 5 лет назад +688

    Nice the fact Rome still in 8th position in 2017 lol

    • @gummy845
      @gummy845 5 лет назад +55

      Still my favorite Empire of all time!

    • @rainluna9765
      @rainluna9765 5 лет назад +12

      Rome should've been later combined with the wider Italy on the map video.

    • @emilehote8170
      @emilehote8170 5 лет назад +37

      @@rainluna9765 Don't compare glouriosity with shit please.

    • @mariankowalski5119
      @mariankowalski5119 5 лет назад +1

      In 1922 my country Poland It's better then Rome.

    • @emilehote8170
      @emilehote8170 5 лет назад +30

      @@mariankowalski5119 well yes, but actually no

  • @danielchubari100
    @danielchubari100 6 лет назад +519

    France and England will be nerfed in the next update.

    • @Tazmanie30
      @Tazmanie30 6 лет назад +15

      Youpi on est premier la France

    • @migz6362
      @migz6362 6 лет назад

      U dota Plier??

    • @jobtuares2358
      @jobtuares2358 6 лет назад +47

      france was nerfed in ww2 patch doe

    • @menknurlan
      @menknurlan 6 лет назад

      They were already nerfed in the prussian -french warin the 1880s

    • @FullVelours
      @FullVelours 6 лет назад

      @@chucknorisk6318 IKSDÉ

  • @elmundodefergie5906
    @elmundodefergie5906 5 лет назад +625

    2:11 Rome was banned for use cheats
    2:17 Secondary Account of Rome join the chat

  • @aleksandrowsky1231
    @aleksandrowsky1231 8 месяцев назад +2

    So how many wars there was on your continent?
    Europe: Yes

  • @casper6405
    @casper6405 4 года назад +312

    Game of thrones: look at all our political drama and war
    Me a European: this looks familiar

    • @Mornepin
      @Mornepin 4 года назад

      "I am European" nobody ever said.
      Seems logic.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад +14

      @@Mornepin today people say that because europe is kinda more connected

    • @Mornepin
      @Mornepin 4 года назад +2

      @@Bruh-hq1hx Where do you live ?

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад +6

      @@Mornepindepending on your viewpoint a central eurpean or west European country

    • @Mornepin
      @Mornepin 4 года назад

      @@Bruh-hq1hx which one ?

  • @shinnyii
    @shinnyii 6 лет назад +294

    Forgot the battle with my mum and I arguing.

    • @fyanle1382
      @fyanle1382 6 лет назад +14

      😔im sure you lost when you're mum threw a flip flop

    • @راكان717-خ5ز
      @راكان717-خ5ز 6 лет назад

      The video shows the record of a won battle

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 6 лет назад +5

      Who won?

    • @pyrokugleis
      @pyrokugleis 6 лет назад

      Me and My moms battle for the tv was in it SO EPIC

  • @HanKyeolYoon
    @HanKyeolYoon 6 лет назад +579

    China vs China and China won, wth

    • @gatchamodel7236
      @gatchamodel7236 6 лет назад +19

      HanKyeolYoon I'm pretty sure china is having wars over their sushi supply

    • @Romina-fl8bo
      @Romina-fl8bo 6 лет назад +33

      and China lost...

    • @sydneylouwho7011
      @sydneylouwho7011 6 лет назад +10

      HanKyeolYoon civil wars happen all the time

    • @Jaylio
      @Jaylio 6 лет назад +45

      Asad Hussain sushi is Japanese you uncultured swine, if you’re gonna do it, do it right

    • @loon7181
      @loon7181 6 лет назад +11

      @@Jaylio that's... Probably a joke

  • @WhyIsJupiterInTheFridge
    @WhyIsJupiterInTheFridge 5 месяцев назад +1

    France, the UK, and Germany are like the girls that always get into school drama.

  • @cursedex3755
    @cursedex3755 5 лет назад +1142

    France: *Literally has the most battles won*
    Americans: *Heh France Surrendered*

    • @ARG0T
      @ARG0T 4 года назад +128

      @EmuGamer preach dude, it's sad how fucking stupid the most of us americans look. hell i know a map of europe better than north america

    • @Soraz33
      @Soraz33 4 года назад +56

      @@ARG0T Respect bro from a french i love the US they allways were a really good ally of France 😁👍

    • @rachelsombo9045
      @rachelsombo9045 4 года назад +27

      Bob La Hache C’est faux tu devrais t’informer sur le comportement des USA durant les guerres Napoléoniennes et au début de la seconde guerre mondiale se ne sont pas de réels alliés ! Ils agissent dans leur intérêt et c’est normal !

    • @Soraz33
      @Soraz33 4 года назад +6

      @@rachelsombo9045 Ouais je sais il ont fais pour eux mais quand la france les a aidés pendant la guerre d'indépendance c'est seulement parce que on voulais ce venger des brits après la guerre de 7ans donc techniquement nous aussi on la fait pour nous mais ça empêche pas d'être collègue 👍

    • @feldted216
      @feldted216 4 года назад +44

      america is reall good at propaganda

  • @MrSpeakeroth
    @MrSpeakeroth 6 лет назад +1225

    It isn't "Europe gets in more wars." More along the lines of Europe wrote them all down so we actually know about the battles.

    • @RafaelSolaPACalsaverini
      @RafaelSolaPACalsaverini 6 лет назад +209

      China, India, Persia and Near Eastern powers also wrote A LOT about their past. It's more like "we've been studying European history and documents for a longer time and with more care". Even the Aztecs had written records.
      There are too many documents and artifacts and too few historians to study them all. It's only a few decades since the history of other cultures has been studied with the detail and attention given to older disciplines in history.

    • @amialice6005
      @amialice6005 6 лет назад +4

      Yess

    • @mkobd
      @mkobd 6 лет назад +69

      Zeus Cloud Gatherer
      White person: *is taught white history in school*
      White person: “only the white people recorded history”
      Nah mate I think you’re just don’t know enough, in your eyes who got into more wars? Because it’s gotta be someone, so what if it’s Europe?

    • @-CrimsoN-
      @-CrimsoN- 6 лет назад +37

      Yep. Exactly. But lets be honest here, Europe (and the United States) are responsible for the MOST destructive wars by far.

    • @Reglei1
      @Reglei1 6 лет назад +35

      Also europe burned down alot of knowledge that probably contained more battles 👀

  • @apostolis07
    @apostolis07 5 лет назад +1474

    Everyone: France you have the most wins why did you surrender in WW2?
    France: I just got bored of winning all the time

    • @casinoheimdall9328
      @casinoheimdall9328 5 лет назад +15

      :))

    • @inhocsignovinces1327
      @inhocsignovinces1327 5 лет назад +69

      Part of France surrender *

    • @Mygall05
      @Mygall05 5 лет назад +72

      Because they trusted Belgium. Costly mistake

    • @dumbledorethered9513
      @dumbledorethered9513 5 лет назад +37

      Mygall05 maybe they shouldn’t trust a country that’s 20 times smaller to be able to stop the Germans. You’re acting as if this is the Belgians fault.

    • @inhocsignovinces1327
      @inhocsignovinces1327 5 лет назад +2

      Dumbledore The Red Stop them for one week, wo ty !

  • @brendanreilly4675
    @brendanreilly4675 Месяц назад

    Civil war: *exists*
    China, Japan, and United States: it’s free real estate.