A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 - by Isao Hashimoto

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @yoyoman_blue6485
    @yoyoman_blue6485 4 года назад +8559

    US: **tests 1000 nukes**
    "It's not enough we need more!!!"
    India: **tests 1 nuke**
    "Yeah.. that'll work.."

    • @tryambaknathjha7574
      @tryambaknathjha7574 4 года назад +627

      It's because the US itself says "nO It'S tOo DaNgErOuS!"

    • @yoyoman_blue6485
      @yoyoman_blue6485 4 года назад +157

      @@tryambaknathjha7574 the bombs only got more lethel what's your point

    • @nachiketsharma4507
      @nachiketsharma4507 4 года назад +21

      Lol

    • @ApoorvaRajBhadani
      @ApoorvaRajBhadani 4 года назад +293

      And USA tried to cut ties with India. But India can stand on its foot😎. Now we are allies.

    • @syzspecter9019
      @syzspecter9019 4 года назад +43

      @@ApoorvaRajBhadani yep

  • @exploding_pineapples
    @exploding_pineapples 4 года назад +6403

    That one spot in the Pacific ocean:
    France:
    "Do you want to explode?"

    • @LeanYeenMachine
      @LeanYeenMachine 4 года назад +204

      I’m pretty sure that spot is in French Polynesia

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 4 года назад +364

      Everyone: no one lives in the Pacific, let's bomb it
      China: lol fuck Tibet

    • @linus198062
      @linus198062 4 года назад +33

      @@greengreen110 All of China's nuclear explosions happened in Lop Nur, Xinjiang

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 4 года назад +41

      @@linus198062 I'm not that into geography, all I know is that the CCP hate west China

    • @vbscript2
      @vbscript2 4 года назад +88

      @Unique Chris No, it's French Polynesia. Specifically, Fangataufa Atoll and Moruroa Atoll.
      Bikini and Johnston Atolls were the sites of U.S. Pacific nuclear tests. The French used French Polynesia.

  • @rhinoujakey8887
    @rhinoujakey8887 4 года назад +21718

    Cold war how it was expected to be:
    Soviet union nukes US,
    US nukes soviet union.
    Cold war how it really was:
    Soviet union nukes soviet union,
    US nukes US.

    • @ziggystarbucks6383
      @ziggystarbucks6383 4 года назад +848

      Lmao yes. Just like oh yeah we’re gonna show you how dangerous communism/capitalism is by repeatedly destroying our own land :)

    • @sock398
      @sock398 4 года назад +448

      @@ziggystarbucks6383 yep, they sure did a number on the barren, uninhabitable deserts chosen as testing sites

    • @Shiva-bi9in
      @Shiva-bi9in 4 года назад +395

      @@sock398 ACTUALLY! China lake was never uninhabited. Indigenous tribes have always been living there and the US military arbitrarily decided to drive them out of their homes and mark it as a wasteland. It never was a wasteland if you consider the fact that people have been living there and the desert is its own ecosystem with unique flora and fauna. Even the evacuation has sometimes been inadequate and the tribes suffer as a result. The maps, however, conveniently show a blank nothingness where the China lake military zone is, even though Death Valley right next to it is literally a tourist destination. It's such a huge lie and barely anyone knows.
      The US has done a similar thing to an island community the name of which I forget, and their people still suffer from the effects of nuclear contamination and the loss of opportunities and development that accompanies it. It's truly tragic and a horrible thing.

    • @zesa9867
      @zesa9867 4 года назад +73

      @@ziggystarbucks6383 they both sucks but the only 1 it works is capitalism

    • @bootybiscuit1561
      @bootybiscuit1561 4 года назад +35

      Classic cold war shenanigans

  • @martenkahr3365
    @martenkahr3365 Год назад +1033

    Another incident left out entirely, including from the description, is the 1979 Vela Incident, where satellites detected two flashes of light matching the profile of nuclear detonations in the southern Indian Ocean, roghly half-way between Madagascar and Antarctica. Nobody has claimed responsibility for the detonations, but it's suspected to have been an undeclared joint test by Israel and South Africa.

    • @Yaivenov
      @Yaivenov Год назад +202

      "An unknown player has entered the game." Now there's a disconcerting notion. 😅

    • @zimports
      @zimports Год назад +86

      Good point. Israel was the only state that would do (clandeastine) nuclear business with South Africa because it was so heavily sanctioned due to apartheid.

    • @Yaivenov
      @Yaivenov Год назад +57

      As a follow on to the Vela incident the U.S.A. and СССР would have both sent their nuke isotope sniffing planes to grab samples from the air following the satellite detection. The resultant isotopic fingerprint can reasonably tell you who/what reactor or enrichment process produced the material and also the geologic source.
      Thus it is fair to conclude that the major powers of the world secretly know who the Vela Incident belongs to but are otherwise choosing to not say.

    • @Yaivenov
      @Yaivenov Год назад +28

      @@zimports admission of the Vela incident already does admit failure of antiproliferation. The choice to not also reveal identities is seperate from that and undoubtedly political in the extreme.
      Edit: that the opposing world super powers both chose to not disclose the identities makes it even more curious.

    • @Yaivenov
      @Yaivenov Год назад +30

      @@smoli I agree that is most likely. I also think it is very interesting that neither of the superpowers (specifically the Soviets) tattled to world who it was. It makes political sense that the USA didn't say anything about Israel but why wouldn't the CCCP try to throw America and Israel under the bus when they could?

  • @jameson8682
    @jameson8682 3 года назад +24271

    US and Russia over there playing "let's see who can nuke themselves the hardest", meanwhile the UK is like "Hey Australia! Catch!"

  • @Ypog_UA
    @Ypog_UA 4 года назад +2836

    French African colonies: "So can we have independence now?"
    France: *"Yeah but just let me do some preparations first"*

    • @theq4602
      @theq4602 4 года назад +124

      There was actually a threat at one point that revolutionaries in Northern Africa were gonna capture a nuke France had prepared for a test.

    • @gabrielsarda8472
      @gabrielsarda8472 4 года назад +35

      Fobidden fireworks

    • @papaoso8340
      @papaoso8340 4 года назад +122

      @@theq4602
      Revolutionaries: Haha I stole your nuke
      France: *Detonates it*

    • @morgiewthelord8648
      @morgiewthelord8648 4 года назад +4

      @@theq4602 have you watched the french comedy on netflix? With merleaux?

    • @manawa3832
      @manawa3832 4 года назад +11

      @@papaoso8340 This isn't some quirky history joke haha you sick fck France was not only committing a genocide of 3 million Algerians but was testing nukes on civilian populations

  • @tacturtle7843
    @tacturtle7843 5 лет назад +8680

    Soviets: *test one nuke*
    Americans: *P A R T Y T I M E*

    • @thorthegodofthunder9150
      @thorthegodofthunder9150 5 лет назад +420

      Soviets: *test one bomb*
      Americans: Let's waste a bunch of our own money and nuke the shit out of our own land. That'll show em!
      Also Americans: wE'rE sMarT

    • @fiakes7488
      @fiakes7488 5 лет назад +119

      @@thorthegodofthunder9150 T e s t i n g s i t e

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 5 лет назад +141

      Thor The God of Thunder
      USSR: does the exact same thing
      Thor The God of Thunder: y’all hear sumn

    • @sunnydays2342
      @sunnydays2342 5 лет назад +60

      13:00 think twice

    • @mastinho6761
      @mastinho6761 5 лет назад +26

      @@thorthegodofthunder9150 lol you just got rekt

  • @MrDrumzOrz
    @MrDrumzOrz Год назад +391

    I like how the USA and USSR were going absolutely crazy with tests in the late 50s until the Tsar Bomba happens, where both countries collectively take a pause and reflect on what they just did

    • @l8tbraker
      @l8tbraker Год назад +47

      Partial Test Ban Treaty 1963.

    • @SzaraSzarancza
      @SzaraSzarancza 6 месяцев назад +21

      There was also a pause in the USSR in 1986, the year of the explosion at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant.

    • @ItsRadeZ
      @ItsRadeZ 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@SzaraSzarancza since the video is titled "nuclear explosion" and not "atomic/nuclear bomb", i thought chernobyl would be included

    • @8Hshan
      @8Hshan 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@ItsRadeZ It was not a nuclear explosion. It was an entirely conventional explosion of radioactive material. Easy to make that mistake, but also remember that if Chernobyl had turned into a nuke the plant wouldn't still be standing :D

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 3 месяца назад +2

      "Maybe we should stop."

  • @Apatetika
    @Apatetika 4 года назад +5499

    USSR: doesn't nuke US
    US: "Fine...i'll do it myself."

    • @hdboy8
      @hdboy8 4 года назад +44

      😂😂

    • @regularman5914
      @regularman5914 4 года назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @84MadHatter
      @84MadHatter 4 года назад +37

      USSR not to be out matched Goes and nukes all over USSR as well

    • @batmanv.hendustan7506
      @batmanv.hendustan7506 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/видео.html rick roll... or is it?

    • @GeneralEggo
      @GeneralEggo 4 года назад +6

      @@batmanv.hendustan7506 Oh god, pls dont tell me this is a rick roll. I will click it

  • @edelbrock443
    @edelbrock443 4 года назад +7005

    France: nukes literally the opposite side of the world.
    Russia: nukes borders, near friends.
    US: nukes middle of country. Invites friends over to do the same.

    • @clintgamerchannel4087
      @clintgamerchannel4087 4 года назад +88

      At 1991 ussr is fall lol

    • @SavageFroot
      @SavageFroot 4 года назад +241

      No, for USSR that was literally the.middle of the country

    • @loughlinmckay7359
      @loughlinmckay7359 4 года назад +110

      The US also bombed a lot of pacific islands

    • @ooka7705
      @ooka7705 4 года назад +73

      They nuked Algeria for a while

    • @konika865
      @konika865 4 года назад +18

      Bikini islands

  • @nigelvanzanten227
    @nigelvanzanten227 5 лет назад +2341

    Lies you tell yourself:
    Netflix: *just one more episode*
    Chocolate: *just one more piece*
    USA: *JUST ONE MORE NUKE*

    • @thorthegodofthunder9150
      @thorthegodofthunder9150 5 лет назад +82

      Also USA: *JUST A LITTLE MORE OIL*

    • @lesscringeymapperdude
      @lesscringeymapperdude 5 лет назад +15

      I mean they created animes because of the nukes

    • @smoke7481
      @smoke7481 5 лет назад +3

      Dutch vander Linde: one more score

    • @abdouaboud7490
      @abdouaboud7490 5 лет назад +3

      @@lesscringeymapperdude so anime destroyed future generations x)

    • @mdz5358
      @mdz5358 5 лет назад +5

      Thor The God of Thunder no it should be Saudi Arabia

  • @JosePerez-ld8qg
    @JosePerez-ld8qg Год назад +803

    the whole cancer thing makes a lot of sense now

    • @captainmcnaughty2849
      @captainmcnaughty2849 Год назад +23

      I just had the same thought.

    • @stanatsma8037
      @stanatsma8037 Год назад +24

      Clearly a scientist speaking

    • @ryanfulton8421
      @ryanfulton8421 Год назад

      No, no, it's cheeseburgers and 5g... not the government!

    • @Filmpjer
      @Filmpjer Год назад +7

      Same thought

    • @rwhite2630
      @rwhite2630 Год назад +47

      Dinosaurs had cancer, it is evidenced in fossils. But yes, this has to have increased the prevalence.

  • @andyb1653
    @andyb1653 4 года назад +6096

    According to this, the Cold War was actually 4 conflicts: USA vs. the State of Nevada and the Pacific Ocean, USSR vs. Kazakhstan, UK vs. Australia, and France vs. an indestructible fish somewhere in the South Pacific.
    edit: if the color-coding is accurate, it looks like the UK took a couple pot-shots at Nevada also.

    • @buzaldrin8086
      @buzaldrin8086 4 года назад +539

      > the UK took a couple pot-shots at Nevada
      24 in total.

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 4 года назад +763

      @@buzaldrin8086 It's nothing compared to how many times France tried to kill that fish though. Maybe it was Godzilla

    • @buzaldrin8086
      @buzaldrin8086 4 года назад +121

      @@andyb1653 Polynesia or Marshall Islands. Take your pick.

    • @buzaldrin8086
      @buzaldrin8086 4 года назад +4

      @Calypso Eros en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1958_US%E2%80%93UK_Mutual_Defence_Agreement

    • @loomhigh
      @loomhigh 4 года назад +111

      We dared the UK to nuke us. They happily obliged but only when Canada said no.

  • @ceooflettuce8768
    @ceooflettuce8768 4 года назад +2688

    UK: so we tested our nukes in Australia's desert since its big and no one lives there
    France: we tested nukes in Algeria's desert since its safer and no one lives there
    China: we tested our nukes in our own desert since barely anyone lives there and we dont like the people that do live there lol
    USSR: lmao we just nuked Kazakhstan
    USA: *lmao we just nuked our states thousands of time lol*
    India: *lmao lets nuke near Pakistan's second biggest city near the border lol*
    Pakistan: *lol we make afghanistan border go boom 2 times*

    • @colenorthway8578
      @colenorthway8578 4 года назад +49

      deserves more likes

    • @andrewstokie6726
      @andrewstokie6726 4 года назад +237

      Did you know 22000 indigenous australians died from them

    • @ceooflettuce8768
      @ceooflettuce8768 4 года назад +62

      @@andrewstokie6726 oof

    • @ghrndez
      @ghrndez 4 года назад +3

      underrated comment

    • @AZANlA
      @AZANlA 4 года назад +31

      @@andrewstokie6726 oh my god wttffff

  • @SnoopDogg-bc7vo
    @SnoopDogg-bc7vo 6 лет назад +4309

    America, you can chill, I think it works

    • @timmycarcel9196
      @timmycarcel9196 6 лет назад +416

      CleanSpice but do the Soviets know they work we have to make sure they know that they work

    • @jackkuehneman9300
      @jackkuehneman9300 6 лет назад +518

      Maybe just one more to double check...

    • @JoCE2305
      @JoCE2305 6 лет назад +266

      What if 1 month later it doesn't!! we gotta know!

    • @JaKingScomez
      @JaKingScomez 6 лет назад +52

      @CleanSpice we gotta know the effects

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 лет назад +99

      just to be sure

  • @arathemacaw
    @arathemacaw Год назад +382

    Test results: "If you blow up a small town, it gets destroyed"

    • @wanali4504
      @wanali4504 6 месяцев назад +36

      Only took them 1000 nukes to figure it out

    • @lennonmclean
      @lennonmclean 6 месяцев назад +23

      More like "if you blow up the desert, it leaves a big ass crater"

    • @notjeff7833
      @notjeff7833 5 месяцев назад +14

      "my Le bomb....Le kill people?!" -Robert J Oppenheimer aka japanslayer9000

    • @br_skibidi_dop_dop_es_es
      @br_skibidi_dop_dop_es_es 3 дня назад

      Tsar Bomba: small town? 💀

  • @-KF
    @-KF 4 года назад +4602

    everybody gangsta till a red dot appears on the US

  • @mattthedestroyer2804
    @mattthedestroyer2804 6 лет назад +7546

    Aliens: *"Why are they nuking themselves?"*

    • @paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson
      @paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson 6 лет назад +67

      Matt TheDestroyer 2 your welcome for that 100th like

    • @sovietred7371
      @sovietred7371 6 лет назад +189

      Or they be like, waw, they really know how to rave

    • @mattthedestroyer2804
      @mattthedestroyer2804 6 лет назад +38

      @@paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson gracias señor

    • @marknerren9480
      @marknerren9480 6 лет назад +25

      @ Matt It was before they developed Burning Man. We have not nuked ourselves since.

    • @clasher6983
      @clasher6983 5 лет назад +44

      Matt TheDestroyer 2 I'TS A GAME WE PLAY CALLED:
      kill

  • @rats____
    @rats____ 4 года назад +1662

    USSR: tests one nuke
    USA: “are you challenging me?”
    USA: *5000 nukes in one week*

  • @KilluaOfLondon
    @KilluaOfLondon Год назад +464

    0:08 USA 🇺🇸
    2:06 Russia as RSFSR (Nowadays Russian Federation) in the former USSR 🇷🇺
    2:45 United Kingdom 🇬🇧
    4:12 France 🇫🇷
    5:08 China 🇨🇳
    7:04 India 🇮🇳
    11:52 Pakistan 🇵🇰

    • @SP-qe1ol
      @SP-qe1ol Год назад

      тебя это ебёт?))

    • @gePanzerTe
      @gePanzerTe Год назад +1

      CCCP nuked itself far more thorougthly than anyone else.
      ☢️

    • @Anonymous-qj3sf
      @Anonymous-qj3sf Год назад +8

      Couldn't you just write "Russia"?....

    • @gePanzerTe
      @gePanzerTe Год назад +23

      @@Anonymous-qj3sf Nope. Why?

    • @Anonymous-qj3sf
      @Anonymous-qj3sf Год назад +5

      @@gePanzerTe Who are you? I didn't even ask you lol

  • @tankmaster2079
    @tankmaster2079 5 лет назад +1319

    You know we have a problem when the all the nuclear experiments start making a melody

  • @fusionboom
    @fusionboom 4 года назад +4999

    I like how each country has a different pitch so that even colorblind people can enjoy or fear this video

    • @brandinhaskins8106
      @brandinhaskins8106 4 года назад +146

      Sir, we need you to put the nukes down

    • @laboheme8734
      @laboheme8734 4 года назад +10

      nice number

    • @fusionboom
      @fusionboom 3 года назад +16

      @Александр Гаврилов you have committed an unforgivable sin of trying to post that on my comment.

    • @giraffeman326
      @giraffeman326 3 года назад +7

      Helen Keller still wouldn’t be able to

    • @alexmsx
      @alexmsx 3 года назад +4

      or blind people

  • @indifferentcynic9065
    @indifferentcynic9065 4 года назад +1611

    The cold war In a nutshell:
    "I bet I can nuke myself more than you could"
    "Nuh uh"

    • @ambersgrace1
      @ambersgrace1 3 года назад +11

      😂🤣

    • @bigmuffexpress
      @bigmuffexpress 3 года назад +8

      Reminds me of malcolm in the middle. LET'S SEE WHO CAN NUKE EACH OTHER THE LEAST THE MOST!!

    • @goldcreepergames5537
      @goldcreepergames5537 3 года назад

      Dang 420 likes

    • @younesmohammedseghir8939
      @younesmohammedseghir8939 3 года назад

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TYsdrawkcaB
      @TYsdrawkcaB 3 года назад +2

      Except Britain went:
      Hey, my name is Australia, also known as the Pacific Ocean and the United States, amongst 200 other names I have. I am everywhere except the British Isles.

  • @JacksonMalvoi
    @JacksonMalvoi 10 месяцев назад +64

    Imagine showing this to someone from the 1800s and explaining that most of those explosions could at least completely destroy almost any large city thats been built

  • @mikewazowski2462
    @mikewazowski2462 4 года назад +716

    4:04-4:34
    Americans and Soviets: No Nuke November
    4:35: Detonation December

    • @fissis1955
      @fissis1955 4 года назад +17

      Underrated

    • @loicsaliou8400
      @loicsaliou8400 4 года назад +5

      You're right Mike

    • @fissis1955
      @fissis1955 4 года назад +3

      @Horizonshot nha I'm fine with being "stupid"

    • @TheseBombsOnly
      @TheseBombsOnly 4 года назад

      You are correct

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 4 года назад +1

      France: guys, guys? Am i late?
      The US(SR) : woooooòoooooooooooooo

  • @walkingtrails7776
    @walkingtrails7776 5 лет назад +1035

    People from Nevada have this super neat trick, they glow in the dark!

    • @onion6412
      @onion6412 5 лет назад +37

      Maybe also because Las Vegas is the brightest city in the world too...

    • @carlosvillagra6661
      @carlosvillagra6661 5 лет назад

      @@onion6412 xD

    • @scoobs5086
      @scoobs5086 5 лет назад +41

      "mY naMe iS dAn, ANd mY nAMe's rOsE, oUR sOn WEsliE kiNd Of gLoWs."

    • @thecantsleepcaravan3118
      @thecantsleepcaravan3118 5 лет назад

      wot I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂

    • @saulius1664
      @saulius1664 5 лет назад

      Even California is effected!

  • @laytonjr6601
    @laytonjr6601 4 года назад +953

    India : I tested my nuke 10 years ago, I can redo it anytime
    US : I haven't tested my nukes for 36h, maybe they don't work anymore. Let's find out!

    • @ujjwal7502
      @ujjwal7502 4 года назад +10

      Ever heard of improvement?

    • @roberto7289
      @roberto7289 4 года назад +51

      @@ujjwal7502 whoosh

    • @dreadakai
      @dreadakai 4 года назад +28

      @@ujjwal7502 r/whoosh

    • @wolfenstien13
      @wolfenstien13 4 года назад +15

      That's what you called destructive quality assurance.

    • @mikedang3613
      @mikedang3613 4 года назад +9

      There are nuclear test ban treaties. The US, China, UK, Russia, and all NATO and UN countries can no longer test nuclear weapons.

  • @Lettelse
    @Lettelse Год назад +364

    USA:just one more nuke in Nevada
    USSR:just one more nuke in Kazakhstan

    • @DeamonDragoon
      @DeamonDragoon Год назад +34

      France; just one more nuke in French polynesia

    • @tomassiqueira5172
      @tomassiqueira5172 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@DeamonDragoonand North Africa

  • @calebcostrini
    @calebcostrini 3 года назад +2296

    India after 4 nuclear tests: "Ok, good enough."
    US after 1000 nuclear tests: *_"More! "_*

    • @Brtt4849
      @Brtt4849 2 года назад +47

      India didn’t do more because the scammers intercepted it

    • @GreenGalaxio
      @GreenGalaxio 2 года назад +4

      @@Brtt4849 lol

    • @MysterDaftGame
      @MysterDaftGame 2 года назад +34

      For a weapon,you don't really need many prototypes
      The US only had one prior to hiroshima and nagasaki
      And the hiroshima design didn't even have a test before being used

    • @will5741
      @will5741 2 года назад +1

      @@MysterDaftGame Yea wasn't Nagasaki and the prototype Plutonium and Hiroshima Uranium? Or vice versa

    • @MysterDaftGame
      @MysterDaftGame 2 года назад +8

      @@will5741 yes ! Hiroshima is gun-type uranium and Nagasaki is implosion type plutonium

  • @danifields6805
    @danifields6805 5 лет назад +882

    India: “We’re only going to do 1.”
    *Pakistan joins the fight*
    India: ........ We’re going to do 3 more.”

    • @aayanasghar1235
      @aayanasghar1235 4 года назад +15

      Pakistan does 4 more

    • @sunilkumar-gh2ow
      @sunilkumar-gh2ow 4 года назад +14

      @@aayanasghar1235 from their ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pooowo..
      ..

    • @NativeVsColonial
      @NativeVsColonial 4 года назад +15

      @@aayanasghar1235 India stopped its water supply xD

    • @amitypuff
      @amitypuff 4 года назад +14

      Ok, can all the Indians and Pakistanis please stop saying stupid shit about each other? We literally don't have any reason to uphold our enmity except because of our shitty governments. Can we calm down and have peace? Thank you.
      (this is for everyone in the reply section)

    • @bharatmadho3742
      @bharatmadho3742 4 года назад +4

      @@NativeVsColonial it was the best way tho😂😂

  • @Pamaleeee
    @Pamaleeee 4 года назад +2910

    The Cold War was just the Soviet Union and America having a conversation in Morse code

    • @Elden_one
      @Elden_one 4 года назад +133

      Nuke code

    • @Elden_one
      @Elden_one 4 года назад +58

      Where you launch a nuclear bomb to tell them how much you love them.

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 4 года назад +30

      By nuking themselves lol

    • @yodaiam6046
      @yodaiam6046 3 года назад +20

      They are plotting the Soviet-American Federation to take over the world in 2021.

    • @tantejunko
      @tantejunko 3 года назад +4

      @@yodaiam6046 Please tell me you're joking

  • @TrondOleJensen
    @TrondOleJensen 10 месяцев назад +45

    And people wonder why so many are getting cancer.

    • @8Hshan
      @8Hshan 5 месяцев назад

      Well... no. This is a lot of nukes, but still, they didn't produce enough radioactive waste to significantly raise the background radiation around the world (but some of those spots might still be... spicy, lol). Also cancer is not directly related to radiation, unlike what seems to be commonly believed. It has many, many, many causes. Sun can cause cancer. Alcohol, tobacco, viruses, asbestos, genes, obesity, autoimmune diseases... It's also not like cancer is a modern thing. The first known record of it is from 1600 BCE. Many cases of some general "illness" in the past could have been unrecognised cancer, since it comes in many forms.

  • @arlomacdonald7152
    @arlomacdonald7152 4 года назад +6581

    My grandfather was an Australian who worked for the Australian and British governments, sharing weapons technology and intelligence during and after WW2. When the British decided to test their nuclear capabilities, they asked Australia if they could conduct some tests in the Australian outback. Our government, being on great terms with the British were more than happy to let them do so.
    There were three test sites; Maralinga, Emu Creek and an island off the coast Western Australia. My grandfather was at Maralinga at the time of the test.
    Tragically, the indigenous population in the area were not warned, and many of them were killed in the bombings. British and Australian soldiers, scientists and other officials were a distance away from the explosion but still exposed to very high radiation, and many of them were killed by radiation sickness, cancer and leukemia in the years to come. My grandfather was among them, passing away from leukemia at the age of 63.

    • @frederickoftheartic2209
      @frederickoftheartic2209 2 года назад +638

      The Australians really wanted to get back at the Emus in Emu creek, huh? But in all seriousness, that's kinda sad, you'd expect the British Government to take extra precautions and warn any locals but somehow they screwed that up.

    • @mygills3050
      @mygills3050 2 года назад +337

      @@frederickoftheartic2209
      “Jim, don’t you think we should, y’know, go to the ground zero, check out the terrain or something?”
      “…”
      “…”
      “Nah.”
      “Nah.”

    • @TheGreenfire23
      @TheGreenfire23 2 года назад +288

      @@frederickoftheartic2209 No, they did it on purpose. It's literally impossible to do something like testing nuclear weapons without knowing what you're bombing

    • @TheGreenfire23
      @TheGreenfire23 2 года назад +4

      @@mygills3050 Actually they literally did that, although elsewhere ruclips.net/video/lF0r1OdDIME/видео.html 55:10

    • @MultiNihilus
      @MultiNihilus 2 года назад +281

      @@frederickoftheartic2209 The aboriginals were not legally considered human in Australia til like the 1950s

  • @obocah
    @obocah 4 года назад +4662

    I'm convinced they weren't actually doing "tests" they just wanted to watch stuff blow up.

    • @batmanv.hendustan7506
      @batmanv.hendustan7506 4 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/видео.html rick roll... or is it?

    • @dandthenb
      @dandthenb 4 года назад +118

      @@batmanv.hendustan7506 I'm not sure but I dont recommend clicking it.

    • @rayaso6036
      @rayaso6036 4 года назад +9

      ikr

    • @OtavianoLuizPeSilva
      @OtavianoLuizPeSilva 4 года назад +5

      Should i click or not....

    • @rayaso6036
      @rayaso6036 4 года назад +27

      BRL Noob Gamer i don’t think you should click the link
      I’ll click it for you to see

  • @laurelerickson5910
    @laurelerickson5910 5 лет назад +2402

    North Korea: I'm going to nuke the U.S
    U.S: we already did that

    • @dakotaneumann1259
      @dakotaneumann1259 5 лет назад +81

      Laurel Erickson the only people that hate Americans more than North Korea are the Americans

    • @torigarrett9533
      @torigarrett9533 5 лет назад +21

      dakota neumann I mean your not wrong

    • @danifields6805
      @danifields6805 5 лет назад +22

      Stewie Griffen
      Organisms who live in the desert: Am I a joke to you?

    • @sanpurutekisuto6709
      @sanpurutekisuto6709 5 лет назад +1

      @@honestpenaldo hi I'm America

    • @robertlane5516
      @robertlane5516 5 лет назад +2

      Ya sad but the truth the soviets have nuked there selves .kim has blown a moutain inhalf nuking his self fart head is crazy

  • @bee3467
    @bee3467 Год назад +81

    I love how you can tell the US and the USSR knew whenever the other tested and immediately responded

    • @thewhitelodgery
      @thewhitelodgery Месяц назад +3

      OH YEAH?! WELL LETS SEE HOW YOU LIKE *THIS* !

  • @FusionCyborg
    @FusionCyborg 4 года назад +7322

    Alternate Title: The United States of America cyberbullies Nevada.

    • @jamaljamac03
      @jamaljamac03 4 года назад +117

      Fusion Cyborg and Northern California

    • @lunarsniper2477
      @lunarsniper2477 4 года назад +180

      And the Pacific Ocean

    • @thinhnonyt
      @thinhnonyt 4 года назад +65

      England Bullies Australia

    • @itzcas2516
      @itzcas2516 4 года назад +141

      France bullies Sahara dessert

    • @williamsantos9471
      @williamsantos9471 4 года назад +113

      Soviet Union bullies Central Asia and Siberia

  • @kodiens87
    @kodiens87 6 лет назад +5608

    Ussr : *tests bombs on kazahstan*
    UK : *tests bombs on australia*
    USA : *tests bombs on themselves*

    • @eriklundstrum4656
      @eriklundstrum4656 6 лет назад +287

      Internet Guy which ever country you’re from, get fucked.

    • @eriklundstrum4656
      @eriklundstrum4656 6 лет назад +155

      Yeah fuck you nevada😂

    • @diet_soda
      @diet_soda 6 лет назад +541

      Kazakhstan was apart of the ussr, Australia is a British commonwealth, educate yourself

    • @kodiens87
      @kodiens87 6 лет назад +237

      @@diet_soda do you honestly think that we dont know that? Im just saying that they didnt test bombs on the russian teritory

    • @diet_soda
      @diet_soda 6 лет назад +58

      can I get 1k subs without videos it was ussr territory at the time.

  • @helloim3j
    @helloim3j 4 года назад +597

    And doctors wonder why there's a thyroid cancer cluster in Nevada.

    • @awkwardme5375
      @awkwardme5375 4 года назад +40

      @Thomas Casey What produce is grown in Nevada? Surely they eat more than cactus there.

    • @danthe2Afan
      @danthe2Afan 4 года назад +5

      @Thomas Casey Nevada's produce comes from california

    • @SilverSergeant
      @SilverSergeant 4 года назад

      No one wonders why.......

    • @robergarcia11
      @robergarcia11 4 года назад +15

      It is actually from the iodine isotope 131 product of the nuclear testing

    • @chrisk8208
      @chrisk8208 4 года назад +5

      @Redfern Pitcher Downwinders have been trying to get recognition and compensation for decades. www.atomicheritage.org/history/nevada-test-site-downwinders.
      You may suspect H is wrong. Specialists don't. Dirty Harry isn't just a movie character.

  • @ebtv445
    @ebtv445 Год назад +105

    I still can't believe how the humanity survived 2053 nuclear explosions

    • @okdaccord5729
      @okdaccord5729 Год назад +13

      It’s not same time. Can you survive with 2000 nuke at the same time¿ 😂

    • @marccru
      @marccru Год назад +3

      I think, believe it or not, they somehow made the tests safer in the 60's. Not sure how, but the scary part is, those test where probably half of what the tested bomb or missile would do in a war scenario.

    • @FlawlesSanshiro
      @FlawlesSanshiro Год назад +1

      by suffering

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@marccru A ton of them were actually just done underground in an effort to minimize fallout.

    • @realpeel
      @realpeel 7 месяцев назад +7

      I mean, most of them are detonated in remote locations:
      The Soviet Union used Kazakhstan and the Novaya Zemlya Island.
      The USA used Nevada and some islands.
      The UK used the desert in Australia.
      France used the Algerian part of the Sahara desert and French Polynesia.
      India used the Rajasthan desert.
      Pakistan tested underground in the Ras Koh Hills.
      And like the first reply said all of them didnt happen at the same time, and how the fourth reply said that most of them were detonated underground to minimize the fallout.

  • @ChesnokOrNot
    @ChesnokOrNot 3 года назад +4613

    "Just one more page"
    "Just one more episode"
    "Just one more piece"
    "Just one more nuke in Nevada*"

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 3 года назад +126

      Just a few more hundreds nukes in Nevada

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 2 года назад +7

      @@jocelynndotson7273 Nevada*

    • @quinntheaxolotl9818
      @quinntheaxolotl9818 2 года назад +8

      LOLOLOL

    • @greenday224
      @greenday224 2 года назад +51

      they rlly be like
      "man f**k nevada, all my homies hate nevada"

    • @Sov_spoiled
      @Sov_spoiled 2 года назад +13

      Retweet if you hate nevada

  • @kim-jongun7283
    @kim-jongun7283 4 года назад +3059

    Nuke: is invented
    Islands and deserts: my time has come

    • @Merluch
      @Merluch 4 года назад +69

      Perfect account

    • @indradevi4218
      @indradevi4218 4 года назад +28

      Actually ur time has come

    • @hyperphoton0616
      @hyperphoton0616 4 года назад +5

      김정은 뭔뎈ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @hyperphoton0616
      @hyperphoton0616 4 года назад +5

      @@kim-jongun7283 ?

    • @Naoji_Von_Lavendzan
      @Naoji_Von_Lavendzan 4 года назад +17

      𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅𓀆 𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊 𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎 𓀏𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅 𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋 𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃𓀄𓀅 𓀆𓀇𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏 𓀀𓀁𓀂𓀃 𓀄𓀅𓀆𓀇 𓀈𓀉𓀊𓀋 𓀌𓀍𓀎𓀏

  • @mjgamer55WotB
    @mjgamer55WotB 4 года назад +2389

    I love how the US has like periods of just rest and then it goes ham with like 17 nukes in the same place

    • @theq4602
      @theq4602 4 года назад +183

      Thats how they did it. They did them in "test series" sometimes lasting a month or two and would wait a few months rebuilding equipment and instruments to do more tests.

    • @nischayrautela3328
      @nischayrautela3328 4 года назад +47

      That's not something to love about .

    • @stevenrobertson4634
      @stevenrobertson4634 4 года назад +3

      The video shows pretty much that same thing playing out all over the world

    • @Eevcel
      @Eevcel 2 года назад +36

      “Hmm what am I suppose to be doing? Oh yeah!” *Nukes the entirety of California*

    • @incompetentpolitician3351
      @incompetentpolitician3351 2 года назад +17

      Surprised southwest USA is still liveable at this point, and i live here.

  • @nickcollins2001
    @nickcollins2001 Год назад +50

    not sure why im so worried about nuclear armageddon when 50% of all nukes ever dropped was done so by my own country 200 miles from my house

    • @thatonedynamitecuber
      @thatonedynamitecuber 6 месяцев назад

      bro you gonna die in WW3 💀

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying 5 месяцев назад +9

      Because those test were made with precaution while the nuclear war ones objective will be to destroy absolutely everything and will fall in places that are not Nevada and Kazakhstan, but in various other locations and possibly important ones with lots of population

  • @steepcliff6830
    @steepcliff6830 4 года назад +841

    Ww3: *happens*
    Us: we’re out of nukes
    Russian: so are we
    *Roll credits*

    • @howiestillgamez5326
      @howiestillgamez5326 4 года назад +1

      that makes sense

    • @jennyh4025
      @jennyh4025 4 года назад +22

      Unfortunately they are not, both still have more than enough (I can’t remember the exact numbers, but both are still in their thousands).

    • @howiestillgamez5326
      @howiestillgamez5326 4 года назад +7

      @@jennyh4025 dude i dont know if ur being sarcastic or you dont know what a joke is

    • @jennyh4025
      @jennyh4025 4 года назад +24

      Howie Still Gamez I do know that the first comment was a joke, but I’m too much of a pessimist (or is it realist?) to keep my mind from wandering to the depressing information I have in my head.

    • @howiestillgamez5326
      @howiestillgamez5326 4 года назад +2

      @@jennyh4025 thats ok not trying to be mean

  • @BigAirr.
    @BigAirr. 4 года назад +1893

    Everybody gangsta till the world superpowers start playin Darude-Sandstorm with nuclear weapons

    • @sasalazarevic1475
      @sasalazarevic1475 4 года назад +16

      This is so underrated comment

    • @omnomnom5359
      @omnomnom5359 4 года назад +3

      And they were gangstas until the big bois start pulling out the big bombs

    • @paulrichards2365
      @paulrichards2365 4 года назад +1

      All fun & games till somebody gets hurt

    • @yoda1934
      @yoda1934 4 года назад

      Gurudo?

    • @manthespoon
      @manthespoon 4 года назад

      Lol this is like they are just playing now

  • @AJOlesen
    @AJOlesen 4 года назад +2578

    And only 2 out of 2000 bombs where used in war, that’s crazy

    • @marsumars
      @marsumars 4 года назад +170

      That's good, what are you talkingh about

    • @AJOlesen
      @AJOlesen 4 года назад +169

      Kochevnik Teit I know it’s good, but it weird that only 2 bombs where used for war

    • @nane1912
      @nane1912 4 года назад +152

      @@marsumars imagine havibg peace around the globe but nuking yourself

    • @sekaibelle
      @sekaibelle 4 года назад +29

      And the only ones who just killed innocent people.

    • @RyumaJP
      @RyumaJP 4 года назад +113

      Yep. Let's hope nukes won't be used for war anymore...

  • @AammaK
    @AammaK 11 месяцев назад +9

    This is horrifying. Numbers alone don’t quite put it in perspective like this. Great job!

  • @the_honkler778
    @the_honkler778 6 лет назад +556

    3:56 *I THINK THEY WORK AMERICA*

  • @Sky77-
    @Sky77- 5 лет назад +826

    USA: Sending nuke now
    Nevada: Ah shit here we go again

  • @onehillyboi
    @onehillyboi 4 года назад +1262

    India: I’ve detonated 1, I am satisfied
    *20 years later*
    Pakistan: Hey I have one too!
    India: Actually on second thought...

    • @ZugnachPankow
      @ZugnachPankow 4 года назад +1

      Just to not be last...

    • @kunalkawale4829
      @kunalkawale4829 4 года назад +14

      @Ahmed Laiq that's great to hear hope your economy and and literacy also becomes good sometime. Although I highly doubt that lol.

    • @kunalkawale4829
      @kunalkawale4829 4 года назад +6

      @@rudranarayanmishra4701 when nation focuses on military only then there's north korea and when nation focuses on overall development there's south korea. Let them make more nukes untill it make them cripple . Cause development ke to lale pade hai😂my state have more gdp than entire pk.lol

    • @phenom8846
      @phenom8846 4 года назад +8

      @Ahmed Laiq I feel sorry for you guys Lmao 😂... having more nukes doesn't mean shit if you can't carry them..and India is your dad in terms of nuclear capable missile carriers

    • @randomgoose3704
      @randomgoose3704 4 года назад +11

      @Ahmed Laiq There is only one purpose of existence of your nation i.e., to be a hindrance in India's development, so far you are doing quite well job👏

  • @wyby
    @wyby 11 месяцев назад +18

    Polynesia here, i still find testimonies of locals that were on the islands next to maururoa and fangataufa, the two test islands, experiencing the "black rain" during the atomic explosions . Rare are thoses who didnt died from cancers . As i hear apparently it happened to a lot of communities around the world .

  • @Underdose
    @Underdose 7 лет назад +3513

    i love how 1958 was so bombarded with nukes everyone decided to take a break for 1959

    • @Underdose
      @Underdose 7 лет назад +214

      then in 1997 everyone said "lets chill out for a bit guys"

    • @l8tbraker
      @l8tbraker 7 лет назад +195

      1) Two year voluntary test moratorium
      2) Partial Test Ban Treaty takes effect

    • @puncheex2
      @puncheex2 7 лет назад +126

      1958 was a mess because both sides knew negotiations on a bilateral treaty were to start on 31 Oct 1958, so they went all out to get as much done as possible. The US did 5 tests on Oct 30, and had another one scheduled but it was scrubbed for weather concerns. The Soviets fired two more three days later, causing considerable recriminations. the bilateral talks failed, but the Soviets continued the moratorium unilaterally and the US did so as well.

    • @idococaine7905
      @idococaine7905 7 лет назад +20

      people just ran out of nukes and were busy making new once ))

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 7 лет назад +75

      Then France had to go and break the silence

  • @thef.b.i7233
    @thef.b.i7233 4 года назад +582

    Now we know why Australia doesn’t exist

    • @andreaswill615
      @andreaswill615 4 года назад +13

      Crikey mate

    • @mandywalkden-brown7250
      @mandywalkden-brown7250 4 года назад +8

      The F.B.I - so glad to explanation for why I don’t exist.

    • @blackshogun272
      @blackshogun272 4 года назад +11

      The radiation is what hath spawned so many unholy creatures in what the Australians calleth their dwellings. The dark continent is now currently being purged in holy fire...
      *Don't take this seriously*

    • @akiwa_o.0
      @akiwa_o.0 4 года назад +2

      Now I feel like every jar of Vegemite I've ever looked at is just a lie. Damn.

    • @robinryan79
      @robinryan79 4 года назад

      What's your number

  • @battlecourtstudio1299
    @battlecourtstudio1299 2 года назад +3179

    it is kinda scary to think that more than 2k nukes have been detonated and yet only 2 of them have been used in active warfare

    • @gonzobliter8or992
      @gonzobliter8or992 Год назад +511

      Even scarier was that those first two were relatively weak compared to the ones tested in the following decades. Imagine the Tsar bomb being used on a city…

    • @Faris-bk6xu
      @Faris-bk6xu Год назад +122

      ​@@gonzobliter8or992 "actually it's tsar bomba not tsar bomb"-🤓

    • @Faris-bk6xu
      @Faris-bk6xu Год назад +10

      @@erikkollar66 I was joking

    • @1504strikehold
      @1504strikehold Год назад

      According to Major Racy Jordan, the U.S.State department were authorizing the shipments of plans and materials to the Soviet Union during WW2 lend lease, so the Russians could build one for themselves! The cold war was planned to create fear and control and to begin a decades long limited warfare against the commies and their satellites! Read Major Jordans Diary!

    • @aryanwanjari530
      @aryanwanjari530 Год назад +30

      Those 2k nuclear bomb would literally destroy the world.

  • @bunnyo__
    @bunnyo__ Год назад +20

    3:59 i love how everyones throwing bombs at each other and then its just silence.

    • @SongsForSorrows
      @SongsForSorrows 5 месяцев назад +2

      The US conducted Operation Hardtack I as a nuclear testing on Pacific grounds to perform hundreds of "unusual" newer and *advanced* nuclear weapons, which explains why there is craziness on the US in mid-1958. Following that, of course, is the Soviet Union's "response" to the operation; they made their own "intensive operation" to follow them. After all that, everything just went silent cuz of the PTBT (Partial Test Ban Treaty).

    • @Greaterglider2
      @Greaterglider2 5 месяцев назад

      true

    • @AxePlays-hc5dj
      @AxePlays-hc5dj 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SongsForSorrowsSavin this

  • @yoboyshane.9579
    @yoboyshane.9579 4 года назад +782

    Alternate title: USA and France illegally go dynamite fishing in the Pacific.

    • @jmundi2002
      @jmundi2002 3 года назад +10

      With a nuclear bomb?

    • @benjacobs1622
      @benjacobs1622 3 года назад +24

      @@jmundi2002 for realy big fish .... Like godzilla

    • @senanshine6008
      @senanshine6008 3 года назад +2

      You are a genius

    • @SanLeMans
      @SanLeMans 3 года назад

      That’s cause no one can tell us what to do aha 😎😎😎 nuclear fishes bitches

  • @pepgast22959
    @pepgast22959 6 лет назад +422

    India: "I'll just fire this one shot so they know"

    • @madhusudhanreddy4932
      @madhusudhanreddy4932 6 лет назад +16

      That was a tragedy dude ! Not intentional ! Indians are always peaceful!

    • @djcodybeatz4825
      @djcodybeatz4825 6 лет назад +35

      @@madhusudhanreddy4932 you obviously didn't get the joke

    • @insayn01
      @insayn01 6 лет назад +37

      India was afraid of the CIA finding out about the tests (I don't know why, maybe some political reason) so they had to prepare for it in secret and the occuring of the test came as a surprise to USA after which they kept a close eye to India so that no more nuclear tests take place. You can check this on Wikipedia. They went as far as keeping track of American spy satellites, so that they can prepare the test site only when the satellites are not above India and then camouflage the entire site just before they complete their orbit and return to India.

    • @insayn01
      @insayn01 6 лет назад

      @@lameguyaf yes I am.

    • @bones384
      @bones384 6 лет назад +8

      "Indians are peaceful"
      *Ghandi... Gandhi never changes...*

  • @conall9415
    @conall9415 3 года назад +3385

    I love the 70's military computer vibe of the aesthetic you've got going on in this video.

    • @korioa
      @korioa 2 года назад +113

      the beep after each year is satisfying

    • @ДмитрийПроскурня-в7и
      @ДмитрийПроскурня-в7и 2 года назад +41

      I love that's sounds from 70-80's.

    • @AveRay_
      @AveRay_ 2 года назад +27

      well it was made in 2000 lol

    • @donichiro
      @donichiro 2 года назад

      @@ДмитрийПроскурня-в7и соглы

    • @myname604
      @myname604 2 года назад +43

      @@AveRay_ 2000 wasn't the dark ages! In fact I think the computing world was much better with Windows 98SE than all this BS we got now.

  • @HogRiderHehehihaw
    @HogRiderHehehihaw Год назад +23

    3:59 earth:AHHHHH ENOUGH

  • @abukhari3636
    @abukhari3636 4 года назад +534

    Japan: why do we have so much Earthquakes?!
    The U.S, nuking the shit out of the Pacific Ocean: *looks away nervously*

    • @coreytaylor447
      @coreytaylor447 4 года назад +10

      @Ruben Hernandez not many actually, the majority of the damage was confined or limited to the Philippines and Marshall islands. which sucks if you live(d) there, but I suppose is good if you live anywhere else

    • @yamato3870
      @yamato3870 4 года назад +11

      *Pacific Ring of Fire has left the chat*

    • @clancywoods7728
      @clancywoods7728 4 года назад +6

      Do you really think thats the reasons for earthquakes in Japan?

    • @coreytaylor447
      @coreytaylor447 4 года назад +8

      @@clancywoods7728 no, its just a joke

    • @yoboyshane.9579
      @yoboyshane.9579 4 года назад +1

      How about me who's lives in Philippines lol.

  • @rahman5242
    @rahman5242 4 года назад +1364

    Everybody gangsta until the nukes start making music

    • @sobreaver
      @sobreaver 4 года назад +16

      watched at 2x speed, can confirm, not so great music though, in their 'defense', wasn't suppose to, sigh o0

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 4 года назад +3

      Good music

    • @coffeemakerbottomcracked
      @coffeemakerbottomcracked 4 года назад +9

      better music than 6ix9ine

    • @Peter_Griggin
      @Peter_Griggin 4 года назад +2

      Cold war musical

    • @Javservice
      @Javservice 4 года назад +2

      The way you speak reflects your intellect...0

  • @mikehge
    @mikehge 7 лет назад +1873

    France really hates that one spot in the middle of the ocean...

    • @donjuan69420
      @donjuan69420 7 лет назад +99

      pokenei small? Its the size of Texas and one of the largest countries in the world i know it looks small compared to china US and Russia but those are the only big countries after that its free for all

    • @zakariabenabedrabou1388
      @zakariabenabedrabou1388 7 лет назад +51

      Ezekiel Elliott. what about all those bombed those bastards dropped on Algeria ?

    • @moonscript4675
      @moonscript4675 7 лет назад +124

      They're trying to kill something.

    • @bestof7637
      @bestof7637 7 лет назад +12

      France? you must mean usa, we hate the ocean.

    • @paralusdivinprophetedupara8903
      @paralusdivinprophetedupara8903 7 лет назад +10

      zakaria bena we don't like algeria aha

  • @Nickeltony
    @Nickeltony Год назад +22

    I appreciate the specification of every nuclear bomb since 1945 acknowledging the ancients

  • @user-rj1up2wq2k
    @user-rj1up2wq2k 6 лет назад +632

    USA: We’re just going to test a FEW bombs.

  • @johnnyboy90528
    @johnnyboy90528 7 лет назад +860

    India: *Drops a nuke*
    "Yep that worked."
    *leaves*

    • @MMMMMMMMM2
      @MMMMMMMMM2 7 лет назад +125

      Pakistan:holy shit
      *test nukes*

    • @eskreskao
      @eskreskao 6 лет назад +46

      India: "You wot mate?"

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 6 лет назад +144

      Pakistan: *drops two nukes*
      Pakistan: This time we are ahead of you!
      India: *quickly drops three more nukes*
      India: deal with it.

    • @yunglee4936
      @yunglee4936 6 лет назад +9

      @@ansh6370 India actually dropped 3 nukes in 1998 in which Pakistan THEN responded with two nukes. Pay attention. And, for the record, Pakistan now has more nukes than India. Deal with it.

    • @ishubhamanand
      @ishubhamanand 6 лет назад +58

      @@yunglee4936 and now they are planing to sell nuclear bomb to china so that they can get money for their dam.. deal with it

  • @Uranium_Enjoyer
    @Uranium_Enjoyer 4 года назад +434

    The group chat during the day: 10:42
    The group chat at 3am: 4:46

    • @zakaryloreto6526
      @zakaryloreto6526 4 года назад +5

      YoshiMusic999 this comment should be much higher

    • @Unwebonnn
      @Unwebonnn 4 года назад +1

      Totally relatable

    • @kaosblastcat2256
      @kaosblastcat2256 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @snail123O
      @snail123O 4 года назад

      You mean 3:56

    • @DangerWrap
      @DangerWrap Месяц назад

      More like the drama between the US and Russia. UK just reacts to the US.

  • @Comicfield1
    @Comicfield1 Год назад +17

    What adds to the eeriness of this video is knowing the person who made this was Japanese himself. Imagine being Japanese and learning your country was the only country ever nuked during the events of war.

  • @airborneofficer2640
    @airborneofficer2640 4 года назад +763

    90s- starts looking peaceful Pakistan: hellooooo

    • @adithyavraajkumar5923
      @adithyavraajkumar5923 4 года назад +32

      And then India ran three more tests just to one-up them -__-

    • @batmanv.hendustan7506
      @batmanv.hendustan7506 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/видео.html rick roll... or is it?

    • @lightsonicspeed4
      @lightsonicspeed4 4 года назад +3

      @@batmanv.hendustan7506 it's a rickroll I havent even looked at the video

    • @timothylee8871
      @timothylee8871 4 года назад +20

      I sacrifice my own life or Pakistan 😂

    • @tarancrozier2364
      @tarancrozier2364 4 года назад +2

      Pakistan only did 2?

  • @thenotflatearth2714
    @thenotflatearth2714 5 лет назад +937

    India: smoking is just not for me
    Britain: you can smoke, but with moderation
    USSR: ohh man that some good dank kush
    US: C O C A I N E

    • @robenkhoury7079
      @robenkhoury7079 5 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂😭

    • @himister2516
      @himister2516 5 лет назад +1

      Lol that’s gold

    • @Face2theScr33n
      @Face2theScr33n 5 лет назад +1

      Right on man. And poppies from Afghanistan with our endless war; not on, but FOR, Drugs. Taxpayers don't only pay taxes, but our money loses value when the Federal Reserve JUST PRINTS MORE DOLLARS TO fund the vastly unpopular war.
      We're being raped, citizens. Our children are being sold into slavery. How about a hashtag "me too" for that?!

    • @HoneyEggs
      @HoneyEggs 5 лет назад +6

      Jeffrey Smith do you even get the joke...?

    • @LuminousAnima
      @LuminousAnima 5 лет назад

      ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

  • @JacobLozano-mr8ll
    @JacobLozano-mr8ll 5 лет назад +907

    Kim jong-un: WE ARE GOING TO NUKE AMERICA!
    All 49 states: WERE GONNA DIE!!!!
    Nevada: First time?

    • @Qwwwis
      @Qwwwis 4 года назад +48

      Nevada still alive !?
      USA : we have to nuke you again

    • @BronsonSelf
      @BronsonSelf 4 года назад +16

      And new Mexico

    • @anotheryoutuber2819
      @anotheryoutuber2819 4 года назад +11

      If they actually nuke America than they better hit Nevada so America will still be alive

    • @clintgamerchannel4087
      @clintgamerchannel4087 4 года назад +2

      Wtf Kim join on is not alive at 1950

    • @BronsonSelf
      @BronsonSelf 4 года назад +3

      @@clintgamerchannel4087 we know

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Год назад +8

    They REALLY wanted to make sure that thing worked.

  • @koba1169
    @koba1169 6 лет назад +795

    No nuke november

  • @rhettearthman4976
    @rhettearthman4976 7 лет назад +1502

    USA: We will build extremely accurate low yeild nuclear missiles.
    USSR: We will build a bomb so fucking big it doesn't even need to hit its target.

    • @serhatkoc5766
      @serhatkoc5766 7 лет назад +5

      Best comment :D

    • @MrSuperpiff4
      @MrSuperpiff4 7 лет назад +51

      Rhett Earthman I'm someone studying nukes, and this comment got me fucking rolling lololol

    • @MrUrg-vq4yb
      @MrUrg-vq4yb 7 лет назад +5

      This comment is gold. Well done to you sir 👍👍👍

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 7 лет назад

      Rhett Earthman Tsar Bomba all bite and still all bark

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 7 лет назад +2

      nomoreusernames I applaud your pride in your dead country 😂

  • @manofthetombs
    @manofthetombs Год назад +7

    Holy freaking cow. I was born in 1958. This blows my mind

  • @cornkopp2985
    @cornkopp2985 8 лет назад +1911

    "hold on guys, it's been a month are we sure they still work? I think we need to test one just to make sure"

    • @lowiet8979
      @lowiet8979 8 лет назад +159

      Oh it worked, what about these ones?

    • @fin0101
      @fin0101 8 лет назад +88

      +prototip99 now what about these ones

    • @lgsocom
      @lgsocom 8 лет назад +21

      Ask the neighbors to see if theirs are working.

    • @dannz2603
      @dannz2603 8 лет назад +84

      And I've just found one with a bit of corrosion on it so we had better get rid of this one too!
      :-(

    • @definitelyahuman5663
      @definitelyahuman5663 8 лет назад +54

      "10 minutes already why don't we just see if this one will work if we drop it on new york just for the laughs" says the American army, 10 minutes later "Oh no"

  • @brapa1190
    @brapa1190 4 года назад +447

    USSR: Launch 2
    USA: Respond with 137

    • @kneecaps4530
      @kneecaps4530 4 года назад +11

      I was gonna like but I don't want to ruin the 69 likes

    • @Ironhold_Watch
      @Ironhold_Watch 4 года назад +4

      Battle hymn of the Republic intensifies

    • @luftwaffebomber1340
      @luftwaffebomber1340 3 года назад

      Fun fact: during the Cuban Missile Crisis, if the USSR sent 2, the US, using the same percentage of their arsenal, could drop 21 nukes in the USSR.

    • @Aviation_hub-kr7hw
      @Aviation_hub-kr7hw 3 года назад

      MERICA! 🇺🇸

    • @askeladden450
      @askeladden450 3 года назад

      @@luftwaffebomber1340 whats the point of sending a 100 if 10 are enough to destroy all the major cities?

  • @ubisons6161
    @ubisons6161 5 лет назад +790

    USA: *exists*
    Also USA: I'm about to end my own career

    • @carlosvillagra6661
      @carlosvillagra6661 5 лет назад +4

      xD

    • @galagize9233
      @galagize9233 5 лет назад

      XD

    • @galagize9233
      @galagize9233 5 лет назад +3

      I wonder if it's one big hole right there

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 5 лет назад +1

      Kool-Wade Man
      There’s a fuck ton of little holes, you can see them on google maps

    • @terrypennington2519
      @terrypennington2519 5 лет назад

      Just look up Nevada and see for yourself... so many damn holes

  • @Josh-ux6zz
    @Josh-ux6zz Год назад +44

    The heat generated by nuclear weapons is completely insane, like 100 million degrees, but I’ve never heard about any studies that mention their contribution to nuclear warming.

    • @fiiral5870
      @fiiral5870 Год назад +25

      That is because all that heat is generated in a few nanoseconds and disparates into space due to the ridiculous temperatures extremly fast. Most of the energy from nukes is also primarily gamma radiation and not infrared as well.

    • @trumpetwizard7250
      @trumpetwizard7250 Год назад +2

      100 million degrees in how much of what material?

    • @oberonpanopticon
      @oberonpanopticon 11 месяцев назад

      You may not have, but I have. Turns out, the total warming is something like less than a thousandth of a degree over the whole world.

  • @hn-kj6ny
    @hn-kj6ny 5 лет назад +474

    3 most mysterious things in the universe:
    - love
    - science
    - yt recommendations

  • @AlvinBalvin321
    @AlvinBalvin321 4 года назад +1426

    Russia: “yo, Kazakhstan...”

    • @offline78
      @offline78 4 года назад +16

      @@mse5842
      *Babe, its 4PM time to explode*
      *"yęš höñēy"*

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 4 года назад +10

      Poor kazakh

    • @eliasniewerth
      @eliasniewerth 4 года назад +5

      Catch!

    • @galymzhankyrykbaev2976
      @galymzhankyrykbaev2976 4 года назад +2

      @@morrisstudio8372 sure. thank you for paying attention on it

    • @beepboop9848
      @beepboop9848 4 года назад +8

      Usa: “yo, nevada...”
      Later.
      Usa: “yo pacific islands...” 3:50

  • @haleysettembre
    @haleysettembre 4 года назад +1551

    Europe: clear
    South America: clear
    Africa: little oof
    Oceania: little oof
    Asia: oof
    Nevada: Big oof
    Pacific Ocean: What have I done?

    • @g_g1241
      @g_g1241 4 года назад +28

      México is clear

    • @luckedout1015
      @luckedout1015 4 года назад +65

      So many fish and coral was killed... no one wants to talk about that... if you threw a grenade into a swimming pool, humans inside can die and all fish would perish... now think of a nuke

    • @mosspit1715
      @mosspit1715 4 года назад +14

      @@luckedout1015 it depends on what type of grenade it is like, is it a shrapnel grenade? the water can dampen some forces that would be too powerful on land and the shrapnels wouldn't go far because of a water

    • @mosspit1715
      @mosspit1715 4 года назад +1

      *the

    • @somedudethatlikescringemay3282
      @somedudethatlikescringemay3282 4 года назад +3

      Pacific Ocean ugly said by france and US

  • @joaojonito3764
    @joaojonito3764 Год назад +30

    4:35 That jumpscared me

    • @Geomasterthesecond
      @Geomasterthesecond 6 месяцев назад

      Cold war

    • @SongsForSorrows
      @SongsForSorrows 5 месяцев назад

      Soviets didn't gave a shit and basically made a test resumption going against the PTBT.

  • @jonathanramsey1064
    @jonathanramsey1064 5 лет назад +1730

    Aliens:”Why Are They Nuking Themselves?”

    • @errordtp
      @errordtp 5 лет назад +68

      Coz' they are humans.

    • @mancamiatipoola
      @mancamiatipoola 5 лет назад +68

      "Are they still tasting nukes and trashing their oceans and cutting their forests?"
      "Yes"
      "Stoopid hoomans. Let's come back in 1000 years, maybe they'll get a bit smarter by then.
      "LoL! ktnxbye!"

    • @RMSLusitania
      @RMSLusitania 5 лет назад +10

      Also Aliens: Human are so Smart!

    • @Guilhermecorinthias
      @Guilhermecorinthias 5 лет назад +6

      @@RMSLusitania 'irony'

    • @epsives1699
      @epsives1699 5 лет назад +29

      Aliens:
      Human: I'm about to end my own career

  • @andr3x40
    @andr3x40 5 лет назад +621

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    USSR and USA: _drops 50 nukes in a day_
    (how did this get to 600 likes)

  • @mechanicism8060
    @mechanicism8060 4 года назад +4137

    Imagine designing a bomb for an enemy just to use it more time on your own soil than anywhere else.

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 3 года назад +18

      yeah true.

    • @Roentgenium18
      @Roentgenium18 3 года назад +120

      4:33 the Soviet Union's bomb explosions strat rising up

    • @lightning2940
      @lightning2940 3 года назад +198

      @Juliusz Słowacki ever heard about nuclear fallout?

    • @Atlantique59
      @Atlantique59 3 года назад +16

      @Juliusz Słowacki ah yes almost 1k tests

    • @FloodlightGamingReal
      @FloodlightGamingReal 3 года назад +44

      @Juliusz Słowacki yes, testing might be done more than the actual use of the item, but of the few thousand used 2 were for actual combat.
      That's like, %00.1 of nukes

  • @xtlm
    @xtlm Год назад +4

    I watched this in 2010...and now again. RUclips has been recommending me the classics lately for some reason lol

  • @person_guy3505
    @person_guy3505 4 года назад +263

    US: *Nukes Nevada for the billionth time*
    US 1 month later: wait, but do the nukes still work? Better do it again, just to be sure
    US 2 months later: Hey UK, we need to test if the nukes still work. Nuke Nevada for me would ya?

    • @flamepanzer1767
      @flamepanzer1767 4 года назад

      New mexico actually but close enough

    • @gay_madilynn
      @gay_madilynn 4 года назад +3

      @KPW this explains a lot tbh
      Southwestern people: fucking stupid (this is a joke kinda)
      South central people: not as stupid (and I can confirm)
      South eastern people, aka Florida people: B I G B R A I N

    • @sebastianvaldesbotero851
      @sebastianvaldesbotero851 4 года назад

      US: Nukes Nevada for the billionth time
      Bethesda and Obsidian: ok what if

    • @mjl1966y
      @mjl1966y 4 года назад +1

      @@flamepanzer1767 No, Nevada. We nuked the hell out of that place. Trinity was in Alamagordo - only test in NM.

    • @batmanv.hendustan7506
      @batmanv.hendustan7506 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/видео.html rick roll... or is it?

  • @Lloyd_lyle
    @Lloyd_lyle 4 года назад +639

    USA: I nuked Nevada and pacific islands like a million times, what underpopulated land do you guys nuke?
    France: mostly the Sahara
    UK: Australia
    China: I bombed Tibet.
    UK: what about you Soviet? I assume Siberia?
    USSR: Uh... Kazakhstan....

    • @amira858
      @amira858 4 года назад +4

      Lol why didn’t they nuke siberia

    • @pushkard9377
      @pushkard9377 4 года назад +21

      The Chinese nuked xinjiang no tibet.

    • @beta700a
      @beta700a 4 года назад +40

      Siberia is covered with forests. Kazakhstan has a big desert.

    • @Ypog_UA
      @Ypog_UA 4 года назад +17

      Forest had many trees and wildlife in Siberia, Kazakhstan had desert.

    • @Ypog_UA
      @Ypog_UA 4 года назад +5

      @Feld Febel It is still better than Siberian wilderness

  • @SponkBoo
    @SponkBoo 5 лет назад +278

    Aliens: *”The humans seem friendly.”*

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 4 года назад +11

      The humans: the first radio signal sent to space was a hitler speech

    • @jl_jc
      @jl_jc 4 года назад +1

      @@greengreen110 ?

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 4 года назад +4

      @@jl_jc I think the first radio broadcast was (unfortunately) a speech of hitler. and radio is an electromagnetic wave that can possibly be heard from space
      EDIT: spelling

    • @jl_jc
      @jl_jc 4 года назад +1

      @@terner1234 whoa

    • @mansafist
      @mansafist 4 года назад

      @@greengreen110 uh oh

  • @bedelian
    @bedelian Год назад +15

    11:23 yo, France, chill.

  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 4 года назад +286

    My country: we are going to lead the charge on combating nuclear proliferation
    Also my country: *beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep*

    • @batmanv.hendustan7506
      @batmanv.hendustan7506 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/видео.html rick roll... or is it?

    • @blacktimhoward4322
      @blacktimhoward4322 4 года назад +4

      @@batmanv.hendustan7506 No idea. I don't click links from strangers.

    • @batmanv.hendustan7506
      @batmanv.hendustan7506 4 года назад

      @@blacktimhoward4322 alright

    • @Янус_Ырт
      @Янус_Ырт 4 года назад

      @@batmanv.hendustan7506 nice

    • @FoxTrotteur
      @FoxTrotteur 4 года назад +3

      @@batmanv.hendustan7506 My Mama told me to not accept links from the weird guy in the comments

  • @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757
    @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757 4 года назад +695

    UK: hey Australia
    Australia: sup
    UK: *_DO YOU WANT TO EXPLODE_*

    • @davidharrison3711
      @davidharrison3711 4 года назад +20

      Talk about cooking a shrimp on the barbie!

    • @lachlan5541
      @lachlan5541 4 года назад +3

      David Harrison it’s prawns

    • @batmanv.hendustan7506
      @batmanv.hendustan7506 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/W9B8NrjOWcI/видео.html rick roll... or is it?

    • @tnt_master6986
      @tnt_master6986 4 года назад +2

      Lachlan 55 It’s only called Prawns the UK I think

    • @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757
      @politicallyinaccuratetoast4757 4 года назад +9

      @@batmanv.hendustan7506 imagine being so view hungry that you promote your channel in a reply section
      Go beg other people to subscribe to you, instead of trying to be completely off topic

  • @victorjohnson7512
    @victorjohnson7512 5 лет назад +979

    And then they told us our hairspray depleted the Ozone layer...

    • @政斌-x8k
      @政斌-x8k 5 лет назад +14

      No wonder Trump doesn't care about Climate change

    • @DengRobertDeng
      @DengRobertDeng 5 лет назад +19

      @@政斌-x8k in this situation, president trump probably has least blame for all this.

    • @albertl7872
      @albertl7872 5 лет назад +5

      @@DengRobertDeng this was done way before his administration you can't blame him unless you're an idiot

    • @albertl7872
      @albertl7872 5 лет назад +2

      @@DengRobertDeng sorry misunderstood the sentence was not correct. I think you meant President Trump has the least blame for this. Correct? It's so I apologize.

    • @DengRobertDeng
      @DengRobertDeng 5 лет назад +4

      @@albertl7872 I meant that he wasn't at fault for this problem.

  • @CamAteUrKFC
    @CamAteUrKFC День назад +3

    This maps going to need an update soon i think....

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 6 лет назад +871

    I've randomly come across this video 3 times in the last 7 years

  • @camobandit706
    @camobandit706 6 лет назад +970

    US: Hey guys watch this! (Nukes itself)
    Other countries: Cool we should try that! (Nukes countries other that themselves)
    US: No no, this is how it’s done. (Nukes itself again)
    4:48 UK: cool can I try. (Nukes US)

    • @DarthCookieKS
      @DarthCookieKS 6 лет назад +35

      You mean testing nukes and detonating them in the middle of nowhere? Also we let the UK test their nukes in our desert too.n

    • @richarduhric1908
      @richarduhric1908 6 лет назад +48

      Imagine a nuke in the middle of the UK, that would be quite it

    • @normalispersona5060
      @normalispersona5060 6 лет назад +19

      @@richarduhric1908 Nah, you could set of something the size of Tsar Bomba right above London, it'll be safe, nobody will be hurt.

    • @DarthCookieKS
      @DarthCookieKS 6 лет назад +3

      @@notframes go woosh yourself buddy

    • @sovietred7371
      @sovietred7371 6 лет назад +2

      @@normalispersona5060 well ghelo there tovarish, is that a permission to TSAR BOMBA london?

  • @tommylynch7887
    @tommylynch7887 5 лет назад +1173

    When you realize you just watched 14 mins of a map with dots that beep

    • @tommcewan7936
      @tommcewan7936 5 лет назад +57

      When you realise EVERYTHING on your computer screen is just dots.

    • @ospreygochookchook7106
      @ospreygochookchook7106 5 лет назад +15

      Musical nukes

    • @edu21ardo20
      @edu21ardo20 5 лет назад +13

      Well I wasted about 8 minutes bc I watched it at 1.75 speed

    • @blackpinkblinkfam7197
      @blackpinkblinkfam7197 5 лет назад +4

      Eduardo D. Hernandez I watched It at 2x LMAO for a time lapse normal speed was slow asf

    • @Face2theScr33n
      @Face2theScr33n 5 лет назад +2

      I watched it at 0.5x speed. I must be stoned or something...

  • @Somedude-he1gv
    @Somedude-he1gv 2 дня назад +3

    "Every nuclear explosion since 1945" implies that there were nuclear explosions before 1945 and they are being left out. Could you include them in the next video?

    • @PietroBrion-km2ep
      @PietroBrion-km2ep 22 часа назад +1

      There were no explosions before '44, and there is no continuation for this video.

    • @TheTuxedoCreeper
      @TheTuxedoCreeper 21 час назад +1

      @@PietroBrion-km2ep Yeah, I don't think many people know history all too well.

    • @Somedude-he1gv
      @Somedude-he1gv 21 час назад +1

      @@PietroBrion-km2ep I know there were no nuclear explosions before '45 if that's what you mean with explosions. It was a joke since it specifies "since 1945" when you don't have to specify that

    • @Somedude-he1gv
      @Somedude-he1gv 21 час назад

      @@TheTuxedoCreeper Yeah, I don't think many people understand humor all too well.

    • @PietroBrion-km2ep
      @PietroBrion-km2ep 18 часов назад

      @@Somedude-he1gv ah ok np

  • @mattwhite3336
    @mattwhite3336 9 лет назад +763

    Boy, we killed a lot of fucking fish.

    • @puncheex2
      @puncheex2 9 лет назад +3

      Really. How many was that?

    • @mattwhite3336
      @mattwhite3336 9 лет назад +149

      A lot. Probably ten at most.

    • @gaarah3ll
      @gaarah3ll 9 лет назад +5

      Matt White Seems like a waste :/ someone should sue or something >.>

    • @puncheex2
      @puncheex2 9 лет назад +32

      Start by releasing that tuna fish sandwich back into the sea.

    • @mustaNd2733
      @mustaNd2733 9 лет назад +56

      puncheex2 *throws salmon filet into river* BE FREE!