Josh Johnson: “I Don’t Even Feel Black Some Days”
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Josh Johnson describes his ill-fated stint as a lineman on a football team and explains why he sometimes feels like an alien.
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"I need someone to shame me back to reality" - I feel you bro.
That's the part right there!
There's a lot of truth to this statement.
"It does feel like rain, will someone call today?" Bruuuuhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂 BIG MOOD
Me too, single for two years 🤣🤣🤣
Alice Balayan HONESTLY THATS MY FAVORITE PART 😂😂
"I feel like an alien...that snatched a black body and didn't do any research"💀💀💀
Damn same honestly
mood
Amber Meridy this part right here too k me tf out!!!
I like your joyful pfp! 🤗
Hey Marcus, Jesus loves you ❤️
I love how he kept the theater references going throughout the sports bit! 😂
Anthony Norman definitely skill
That was cracking me up, too...
As another black man who likes theater, I appreciate the metaphors.
thank you for explaining the joke, I must have missed it
Brilliant ❤️❤️❤️
This guy cracks me up. He's made a lot of progress since that first "catfishing the KKK" routine 2 years ago, which was hilarious.
That was him!?
I remember seeing that, but idk that was him
It was him
I FORGOT THAT WAS HIM!
Actually that was much more funny, which is why I clicked on this video. These jokes are simple and there's no story. not interesting.
"A different kind of mistake" explains most of my life
Im sorry... ..
You can find the power in u to not let life happen to you but to happen to life. It'll take a long time but that's how it goes. You got this.
Now that hit different.
SageKStroke52 why was this funnier than the comedian his self
Explains me
He looks like an ancient prince.
I agree
Somber eyes yo
Yes!! He totally looks like royalty especially in that other video titled "Josh Johnson Had to Prove He was Black to a Blind Man"
I swear I thought the same. He reminds me of some of those depictions of Pharoahs in ancient Egypt
@@Kikigreentea He looks typical Eastern African I see what he means but he likely has Tuareg it is mad how much African heritage from a part of Africa an African American gets to influence his appearance. Either way Tuareg are descendants of Afrasan speaker Nilotics mainly so yes he had to descend from Egypt and even Sudan at one point.
Dudes so underrated it hurts. We need an hour special
He’s not that good.. he’s only good for the white masses.. he’s not funny at all
SuperKrypt0 0 he’s white funny lol. He’s only appeals to white people and their type of humor which isn’t hard to do... he could never go into a black comedy club and make black people laugh . If he was that funny he could make anyone laugh.
@@Justfacts10000 I'm a black woman who finds him side-achingly hilarious so...
도 밤톨이 you’re definitely not black lol. Look at your page... stop lying
@Almighty Ant his humour is universal. I'm black in England. This is "Informed humour". He is too evolved for the likes of you lol. He should go far. 😁
Worked at Trader Joe’s with Josh for 2 years lol had no idea he was so funny
April Aguilar well now you know
April Aguilar There’s a difference in working at the same place with different shifts and different interests and actually being a colleagues and working same shift and being buddies.
Some people suck at being themselves around others
@@JaySpoonn wow i felt that
Well he isn't that funny....
Funny if you are in middle school or something....
Needs to mature his content a lot of he's gonna make it....
"I don't know if I haven't had enough dates for a grown man or to many dates for someone whose autistic because I'm definitely on the spectrum" that line killed me 😂😂
💀 Same af haha I had to run it back 3x and it killed me every time 😂
Honas Wagner bro stfu
How many dates must you have to not be on the spectrum
Hmmmm samesies. Maybe im on the spectrum tooo🤷🏽♀️ Either way is fine lol
Word! Shout out to the spectrum!!
"I feel like an alien took a black body, and didn't do any research..." I felt this SO HARD.
Same. Lol.
I'm not even in a black body and I feel that..
Am African and was called an Oreo. Turns out I just wasn't "black" 😅
Josh Johnson is so wholesome. I just want to sit down with him at a coffee shop and talk about sharks.
yes♥️
And force him to do a few lines...
love this! me too!
And dragons
Me too!
"I might be ten on my right side for the rest of my life!" 😂
tender, not ten
@@mongmanmarkyt2897 no it was 10 lol
😂😂😂😂
@@mongmanmarkyt2897 it was 10, you must not know about childhood growth plates.
I thought he said tan 😂😂
"I talk way too much about sharks on the front end of the conversation."
And then you realize your date isn't into it, but you're in too deep. If you stop talking there'll be awkward silence, but you can't think of anything else to say, so you double down.
Factsss
“You’re in too deep.” Get your ass on that stage young man.
If you realize that you are talking too much, then put the spotlight on your date by asking them a question.
@@teas9892
"Doooo... Yoooou... Liiike... Sharks?"
Joseph Howard this is funnier than the op comment 😂
"I'm definitely on the spectrum. I talk about sharks too much on the front end of a conversation" that got me thinking about my life now.
as a girl with Asperger's... that's actually scarily relatable
For me history, domestics, nature, & the environment
Yalls are so normal. For me, personally, I can spend up to an hour rambling about murders.
@Mariah S Is it weird that I find that to me adorable?
@@Cat-hz7yd
Lmao and here I'm thinking I'm weird for mentioning how many ways I can die
"I started getting gifts purely just to keep me alive. Just started getting puzzles left and right." 😂 every day I get to see a new bit from him is a gift.
I have lived alone for 3 years.....I'm going to try that umbrella in the shower thing just to experience something new.
ive lived alone for about 6, im going to try it too! LOL
@Wakashi im happy im not alone in this lol
Wakashi you're a genius
damnit. i live alone but dont have an umbrella
Lol! I can’t lie it sounded like a novel idea. Been alone 3 years. This dude is a real one.
Every time I see a new piece of Josh Johnson's stand up, it always has a line that I know will randomly enter my head for years.
He’s definitely finding himself as a comedian. Looking forward to him being great
He’s not that good.. he’s only good for the white masses.. he’s not funny at all, but white ppl laugh at everything so...
Almiighty Ant why you pressed?
Art of Soccer not pressed at it the fact that you people find him funny is just funny in itself lol. You sound upset
Almiighty Ant You deadass could’ve just mentioned it once and moved on but you’re out here blowing the comment section up with your negative energy. You seem bothered by this guys success
Art of Soccer ok burner account
I think comedians are hilarious when they are so subtle with their jokes and the story builds and they the pay off is great
He is like a personality that is a part of me that I want to hide but tends to peek out often
it must been hard for you to watch lol
Why hide it? He's so adorable
@@marilenat.1271 You say that because he's up on stage receiving acclaim. These sorts of guys have a really hard time getting positive attention otherwise. Wholesome intellectual usually isn't a selling point on the romance market.
I'm sorry, but nothing will top his story about the time an old, blind, Black man mistook him for a young White man. That story was hilarious!
Hey hey! Fancy seeing u here outside an asmr video
If morty was black this is what he would look like in real life
Yooo! This is black MORTY
Lmaoooo I just said this
Bruhhhhhhh
🤣🤣🤣🤣too true!!!
Lol haha
“10...10...10...sir why do you look 32?”
actually got me dyin 😂
“it does feel like rain willsomeonecalltoday?” 😂😂😂
i cried a little
Me too.
Lol
😂😂😅
😂😂😂😔
"I dont even feel black"
Man you got a haircut and didn't get an edge-up. No wonder.
😂😂😂
*Line up😂
😂
Mr. Mutou they’re the same thing.
@@jamesynfg Not really..a line up is for men hence the word hairline..a edge up is what girls get when they either get a tapered style or get their split ends cut
Our boy’s finally back 😭
Bout time
Black X Panda fr
It's a re-upload tho
Emperor Cryo it’s still nice to see him U_U
Is simple, I see Josh Johnson and I click. Love his style of humor.
I loved when he called him the director
I think the director is the coach .
Josh, I’ve been watching you on RUclips for several years now, and you are a delightful young man. I always look forward to seeing your name show up in my feed!
Ironically there IS a Josh Johnson who is a QB. lol
There's Josh Johnson everything
Everytime I get one of this guy's videos recommended, I immediately think of this. Lol
Now Josh Johnson is a QB in the XFL.
His dad voice sounds like Obama lol
Drop the snap
@@chrishansen8201 keep ya head up king you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
@Chris Hansen you got this buddy, keep your head up bro
“You’re not going to fly over me twice sir!”
2:41 Dude literally sounds like the crab from family guy blocking the door 😂😂😂
Dude I had no idea what you were talking about until I searched it up and that was so accurate
I started saying the exact same thing 😂
WOAAAH!
Clever and refreshing. Theater references were cool.
"FORGOT THE NAME QUARTERBACK"
LMAOOOOO😂😂
He sounds like Kat William’s impression of a stereotypical white dude
Chance Kuzma stereotypical white dude where? It varies in different countries and states
@@josephthegod3514 Read his comment again buddy, you missed something lol
I like Josh is very smart, a book person who makes jokes. That is very unusual. I also feel like an alien in this world sometimes
r/iamverysmart
@@happymantis Dear happy mantis, I am not sure with whom am I talking here. I am wondering if you actually are him and I think that would be pretty cool. But also I am considering the worst possible scenarios after the not entire episode of catfish I watched today -A weird coincidence. Worst scenarios where dismissed because I live too far away😜 I'm just kidding with all this (unless not). If you are him, then, nice to meet you! ☺
Claudia Cornejo r/wooosh
@@skinnytothefeet3531 r/woooosh
Man, have I got a song for you
"Doesn't know what 'Boys in the Hood' is, but loves trains."
Well that hit close to home.
Respect for being so open about his life
hes liyng tho
Eduardo Bonomi about what
@@lucho1limte
Yeet about what?
How does this man not have a Netflix special yet?
yes finally more Josh Johnson
This mans delivery and stage presence is spot on!
This had me laughing myself silly in the first two minutes! This comic needs more hype!!
you ever buy something so exspeviese that you start sweating as you hand over you're money while your mind is saying "just run out, they can't make you buy it" but you you buy it anyway and now your broke til Thursday...yeah me too
He’s raw and refreshing! Love him
He should get more attention! He is hilarious!
I lost it when he said he got in the shower with an umbrella to see how it feels. I LOST IT
😆
Please upload more of him. He is hilarious
I would like to just give credit to the fact that i love how he doesn’t curse during his performances, he doesn’t talk about female/male parts, i can actually play him out loud with my family and siblings. He doesn’t talk about anything rated R or anything that would make me feel uncomfortable playing out loud. Everything is funny, enjoyable, and has a relevant point. It is really refreshing to see comedians like these.
I know that it was a joke but it's some reality behind that...imma try showering with an umbrella. Ijs! Sounds fun. Controlling the weather on my own terms. 😆
Oh my gosh I can't even with you right now 😂
Like 99% of comedy has some truth behind it.
I love this guy so much, he’s really funny and I can relate [a bit too much 😭]
He looks and acts like a black Sheldon and sounds like Donald Glover
(Edit)
*HE EVEN LIKES TRAINS*
Ghosti3 06 you do realize that if you edit your comment it will say edited? you dont need to type that you edited it
@@MrsDougiefresh07 Yeah, but he wants to show what the edit IS. Makes perfect sense to me. 🤷♀️
YEAH! LET THE MAN PROCLAIM HIS EDIT! Geeez
NatTheBest I said what part I edited bc I made the comment at the beginning and as the video went on I found out he liked trains which personally made it a lot more funnier lmao
I disagree. Sheldon is much more robotic and emotionless.
Found myself nodding in agreement more than laughing, when he talked about living alone
He kinda reminds me of Sheldon with the way he talks
Black X Panda he remind me a lot of Donald Glover/childish gambino
@@prod.masonmargielaa me too
the train thing also
@@prod.masonmargielaa so he's Sheldon Gambino
Cool kid, that's Josh Johnson.
Such brilliant and unique comedic delivery.
YES BRING THIS GUY BACK
I absolutely want to be friends with this guy. Possibly my favorite comedian
Thank you for explaining sports in a way I can understand
😊His lane is his own and I love it.
✌
“He dunked on me so hard that that night I dreamed he was my dad” 😂
This man is too relatable man! Damn! 😄
Ive never had such an experiance listening to a comedian. I felt something spirtual about this, I really feel what he meant about giving up deep down inside, and lonlieness slow process of turning people to monsters? I live that.
1:48 “I’m sorry”- That’s interesting, that’s interesting. Uh 1, 2, 3, 4- yeah- we’re all 10 here, sir. Why are you 32-
This guy needs a sitcom or something hes probably one of my favorite comedians rn hes funny as hell
“I talk about sharks too much on the front end of the conversation.” RELATABLE! 🤣🦈🦈🦈
As usual, hilarious.
his bro is NEXT!!! i never saew him coming and laughed under my heart!! love.
If one punch man was to do comedy? He would be this guy.
literally the only thing they got going on thats similar is the bald head. what are you on
alifia ! it's their unenthusiastic tone and delivery
@@thombas8936 maybe but i feel like their personalities are v different
THE LIVING ALONE BIT IS TOO REAL LMAO
Oh baby, welcome back.
I love all of his stand ups
I want a Netflix special !!!
His sarcastic tone makes his jokes much more funnier 😂
I love how hard he is trying not to laugh :D
Been waiting for new Josh Johnson, you answered my call
We need more videos from Josh! He's easily one of my favorite comedians.
Funniest standup yet! He should do a special about living alone
He is hilarious
That smile is gorgeous
All around so glad I watched this and gonna watch more
Being single has nothing to do with it lol you should have seen the look on my Spouses face when the walked in on me showering in an inflatable inner tube , with my phone blasting rainforest noises
🤣🤣🤣
That is so strange 😹
"Rainforest noises" that deadass sounds so relatable lmao
I wouldn't say "nothing" 🙄
🤣😂🤣 gawwwd damn this made me laugh. You killin' this life, girl. 👊
His dad voice was perfect
Finally a crowd who deserves him.
This man is seriously funny! Comes unexpected and you find yourself laughing by surprise. I like him.
2:39 he went full H. Jon Benjamin XD
🤣 I too talk about sharks too much in the front of the conversation
Funniest, wittiest comedy I've heard in years! Can't wait for more
I love this guy 😂 I can relate a little too much to his jokes though 😂
He's so beautiful and his comedy Is wonderful, clean and NICE. He doesnt have to be mean or mock people to be funny.
That’s weird I’ve never heard of a glass back board in a public park....
YEEESSS NEW CONTENT FROM THIS GUY! I love him, I've watched pretty much every clip of his shows on youtube. His jokes are amazing.
Probably the most underrated comedian in the country!
This guy is amazing!!
🤦🏾♂️🤣😂 My mans went in the shower with an umbrella
Who does that?
He is absolutely gorgeous and gifted with a sense of humor sharper than a katana. Damn!
Nothing like a comedian who can tell a good joke without too much cursing 🤬 ...
That "will someone call today" was so smooth, it hit me in the moment subconsciously then after in my soul🥺🤣🤣😒. Like... I think a tear rolled down my cheek 😢🤣😭.
"I started getting gifts that were purely just to keep me alive"
I belly laughed and then reevaluated my life.
That umbrella shower joke really got me cause you really do just try anything when you live alone 😂😂
I see josh Johnson I click
Incredible. He is so .... So unique in so many ways.
Just LOVE him 🥰
Loving him on The Daily Show so had to find more of his material!
“I don’t feel black sometimes” man did I feel that, that’s what happens when you grow up in the suburbs 😭
Edit: it’s not that serious, y’all, calm down 💀
That’s not funny
@@somethinggrand144 Yes it is
Good for him
@D W You know what it's
Is..
Soooo true though. I felt it too