best review ever is for we were here forever (co-op centered puzzle game series) which says, and i quote: "you can adjust the difficulty settings by picking a less autistic friend to play with"
Yeah I play gd and it's addicting. U get that reward from beating a really hard level, for the very low price of your sanity! And if you want an example, look up "vortrox Phobos 92"
4.1 boltz and this review magically increases or decreases by 1 whole star; bonus boltz every plank time during which the star rating maintains a value greater than the previous limit (ex: >5.0)
I love how the lack of an a implies he uses John Kramer, also known as the Jigsaw Killer, or simply Saw, to open a can of beans. Alternatively, he uses the franchise John comes from, or simply the first film of said franchise, to do so.
The most interesting review I saw on Steam was pretty normal but one problem is that it was 42k hours (almost 5 years) on a game that didn't even came out when that person started playing it (~2 weeks before release)
Triplets born, the throne awaits A seer warns of a deadly fate Give up your children, separate Bide your time, lie in wait! Sonic Underground (Sonic) Sonic Underground (Sonic) They made a vow, their mother will be found. The children grow, learn what's right Leaders of the freedom fight They seek their mother, she knows they do Is it time? If she only knew Will the prophecy come true? Sonic Underground (Sonic) Sonic Underground Queen Aleena: I long for my children, but I have to wait To act too soon could seal their fate. They made a vow, their mother will be found Sonic Underground!
I saw the first line and was like "OMG SONIC UNDERGROUND?" It sucks they didn't finish the show. I could swear there was an ending when i watched it (i was like 6)
FNAF security breach reviews are so cursed. Good review for “fun and entertaining” on the left and a bad review for “can’t sex the alligator” on the right
join my discord pwease? 🥺🥺
discord.gg/chez
Hmmmmm..... Idk
hmmmmmmm tempting
you cant sex the peppino cuz i ate it
well since you asked nicely no
No.
Chez the type of guy to open a bag of chips with some scissors
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 💀
wtf why
5 secs ago?
The creator has noticed me.
What’s wrong with opening a bag of screws with shaving cream?
Give that editor a raise man he deserves it
i did 😈😈
@@chezitoo he's lying, I'm being held hostage.
@@sampq58 WHAT NO 😳
@@chezitooUmmm FBI
@@dzakyrazaa2010 we're investigating rn
My favorite steam review I’ve ever seen is on fnaf 1, it says the reviewer says they do not recommend the game because you “can’t seggs the bear”
Most creative steam review:
No sex 😭.
What
Can't blame him freddy's cheeks are so fruity on both sides
Chez never fails to ruin our day
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
66 likes? Let me fix
The best review I saw was about Overwatch 2, it said "porn so good they made a game with it"
Lol
I have a feeling that the Logitech controller one was a review for Subnautica or some other underwater survival game
Yeah, that checks out
Iron Lung, probably.
Or maybe Yakuza, since the game says that "REAL YAKUZA USE A GAMEPAD" which I'm pretty sure is a controller
@@SmelopakeDefinetively not.
This is truly one of the steam reviews of all time.
indeed
best review ever is for we were here forever (co-op centered puzzle game series) which says, and i quote: "you can adjust the difficulty settings by picking a less autistic friend to play with"
0:50 "My entire existence being woman right's violation" is such a great line i might steal it.
@@crusaderanimation6967 dude crafted the most insulting roast possible and used on himself
The GD reviews are great. So many are people with 10,000+ hours just going “eh, wouldn’t recommend.” Or “it’s kinda fun”
I know multiple people irl who have similar stats and the same sentiment. GD is just one of those games
Im looking for them, havent wtached it through yez
Yeah I play gd and it's addicting. U get that reward from beating a really hard level, for the very low price of your sanity! And if you want an example, look up "vortrox Phobos 92"
@@thatonehatter8085 yeah it’s more of an addiction than liking the game but it can be fun sometimes
@@queenchaosyet It is one of those games, one of the games of all time
It's so funny that i certainly know which game the "No sex update" review came from.
Feels a bit cultish tbh
Ultrakill am I right?
@@speedinguy yes lmao
I both love and hate that i know the ultrakill community so well i knew it from the moment i saw the review lol
@@KhangAJ jokes on you, that update is fucking real
8:30 for anyone wondering, this is on the funny slugcatting game, Rain World, they do not want to bang the actual moon.
Nearly dead supercomputer's crippled puppet lol
why not?
RAIN WORLD MENTIONED!!!
@@mbcodes18 REAL!!!11! SO REAL!11!!
Chez never fails to make me depressed
good
@@chezitoo 💀
💀qq
@@chezitoo bruh
that's the point
I have a feeling the review about the logitech controller was about iron lung or something else submarine related, such as subnautica.
Yes. The Logitech controller was the one that was used to control the OceanGate submarine which imploded.
it's barotrauma
The dude who's doing a terrifyingly accurate Brandon/spatnz impression is doing amazing. Intentional or not, 10/10 video I'm subbing lmao-
chez and spatnz needs collab
@@Hjl1931 *y e s*
I both love and hate that i know the negative review that said “no sex update” was most likely for ultrakill lol
or tf2
As a portal fan I immediately knew that the first review was about reloaded lmao. It's good btw. also the review is kinda truealsjdflsjdf
only a minute in and i get jumpscared by a rain world reference,, i need mental help
Yeah I was waiting for one
8:23, i play war thunder, i can confirm, this is the peak gameplay experience
Im surprised nobody in the video sent that review on terraria
Listing illnesses
In alphabetical order
4.1 boltz and this review magically increases or decreases by 1 whole star; bonus boltz every plank time during which the star rating maintains a value greater than the previous limit (ex: >5.0)
man,this edition is SO GOOD WTF
my favorite steam review is "i only bought this game so i could shoot kirito in the face", it was on the newest SAO game.
The Logitech one was an Oceangate submarine joke btw
oh
0:56 Bender from Futurama goes crazy!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chez is the kind of guy to open a can of beans with saw
I love how the lack of an a implies he uses John Kramer, also known as the Jigsaw Killer, or simply Saw, to open a can of beans.
Alternatively, he uses the franchise John comes from, or simply the first film of said franchise, to do so.
23 likes? Let me ruin it more
3:33 I'm convinced that negative review was for ultrakill
Chez "Editor blur that please" Editor: I'm going to leave one frame uncensored >:) 2:41
surprised to not see a over 5000 hours negative ark review here
chez, you never fail to disappoint my family!
i think you have this backward my good sir
@/go/hvtrs8%2F-wuw%2Cymuvu%60e%2Ccmm-cjalngl-UAa4E0JF9wBJUQLwpK8s24kS so the family disappoints you?
@@chezitoohe never fails to family your disappoint?
@@Frandleus yes
@@Frandleus he never fails to my disappointment family
If I recall correctly, the review about "better than sex, fixed the no sex, buy immediately" was an ULTRAKILL review
1:29 that’s gotta be a Project Zomboid review lol
Meine Tante spielt dieses Spiel! (Yes, I just typed that in German, can you stop me, no! Here is a translation: My aunt plays that game!)
@@ChaosAsAWorm nice
the last thing i expected is for LCDirects to be there. Good job on the collab
0:10 I farted on sync with the brain fart sfx wtf
there is no fart
"Stfu. Odnt fire me"
W editor
The most interesting review I saw on Steam was pretty normal but one problem is that it was 42k hours (almost 5 years) on a game that didn't even came out when that person started playing it (~2 weeks before release)
damn i felt that first one, the third portal in that portal 2 mod is annoying to deal with
4:52 iron oung moment the ending was just lije the titanic it crushed peoples expectations
"stephen hawking can run better than this game" WTF 💀
the editor made this the best video ever 😂
4:40 was definitely Iron Lung
or Barotrauma
@@LHWK_RHC or Subnautica
Can we just take a second to aprecciate how Chez
0:16 this feels like a TAG part 2 review.
1:14 i remember seeing this review about a year back on beam N.G drive
I open bags of chips from the vending machine with scissors, keys, or a screwdriver, depends what's avaliable.
as someone with 5.6k+ hours on terraria, im proud to say my review is just "terraria"
we are on the same group
4:21 that review was cosplaying my dad
🌏
0:12 bro is telling us the one piece lore...
"I'm almost finished building my character" *1,799.9 hours on record*
Chez is the guy to say sorry for bumping into someone
underrated fr
chez videos make me laugh even at 3 am
New editor’s editing is fire
the fact that i immediately was able to recognize the sims 4 werewolves one shows that i have a problem (i have 1600+ on the sims 4)
8:31 was also able to identify that one as a rain world review (i fact checked this thesis. its there)
I KNEW IT@@undercovercorvyd
You forgot the best one:
The balls on your horse shrink in the winter.
i NEED the other random pics and gifs yall have been sending😭
6:17
THE SHIP IS ON FIRE
7:15
Bingo Heeler from the cartoon Bluey Rated R be like
2:42 its uncensored for a bit 💀
Triplets born, the throne awaits
A seer warns of a deadly fate
Give up your children, separate
Bide your time, lie in wait!
Sonic Underground (Sonic)
Sonic Underground (Sonic)
They made a vow, their mother will be found.
The children grow, learn what's right
Leaders of the freedom fight
They seek their mother, she knows they do
Is it time? If she only knew
Will the prophecy come true?
Sonic Underground (Sonic)
Sonic Underground
Queen Aleena: I long for my children, but I have to wait
To act too soon could seal their fate.
They made a vow, their mother will be found
Sonic Underground!
I saw the first line and was like "OMG SONIC UNDERGROUND?" It sucks they didn't finish the show. I could swear there was an ending when i watched it (i was like 6)
7:54
BIG TIME RUSH
8:46 now thats an ultrakill review if i've ever seen one
9:34 hey i posted that on reddit
9:15 okay a polish review
8:30 how do i know this is a review of rainworld....
My first thought too. Also, damn 2 Rainworld references in one video
How tf we got the same idea lol
1:00 i hate how i know this is the sims
9:02 trying not to go insane in school because of my classmates
Your channel deserves more views and subs
yk its a good day when chez uploads
3:46 Fellow cat vape pfp
0:00 bro sounds like Brandon ranting about small dogs
2:42 hmm i wonder what that horse is sitting on... shush a shame the editor *successfully* blurred it
2:52 nah I’d fix it:
*(crowd booing at rolnado)*
me and the editor could relate i would be dropping breaking bad memes almost every second
6:23 Oh shit! It's me!
Editing out this part of the video just to ruin your moment
@@chezitoo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@chezitoo🦾😻
When you use logitech controller, ur pc implodes
1:34 when cereal haves milk
when cereal no milk
I’ve seen a comment by someone named Jesus and he says “I would commit 1st degree murder for this game”
4:42 iron lung
8:31 TADC reference?.
That guy at the beginning almost sounds like John DiMaggio (Bender from Futurama).
The nae nae was a highlight of this year. This video was last year. So 2 years.
in reference to the quote on the thumbnail "I miss my kids" : "skill issue";
7:22 this made me laugh so hard i died and now im in opposite of heaven
🤯 but 🌏
look at the slime rancher reviews and you will find one of the revies hat was on screen for just a few frames
Congratulations. You got one other subscriber. Definitely suprising :)
0:00 so relatable
2:41 editor betrayed you
Chez the typa guy to raise his hand in class to correct a mistake on the board
9:15 THE OPTIONS WERE IN POLISH RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
one of my favorites is "this game is cheaper than meth but will ruin your life just the same" , its for Destiny 2
i found a review for FNAF UCN that said “nobody reads these so i guess i’ll say that i’m a femboy and i love crossdressing”
FNAF security breach reviews are so cursed. Good review for “fun and entertaining” on the left and a bad review for “can’t sex the alligator” on the right
8:31 Sokka wrote that one
pokemon fan is online as Trevor Phillips is being roasted and most definitely toasted
before i watched this video i had no girlfriend, a small weewee, and no will to live. none of these things have changed, but the video is pretty good
Watching this in the middle of nowhere rn
why does this video only have 1k likes, it deserves sm more these are so funny 😭
All hail portal reloaded
I've never been more mad than when playing that game
4:41 is that a subnautica review?