Idiots Laughing At Stupid Steam Reviews

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  • @chezitoo
    @chezitoo  6 месяцев назад +78

    join my discord pwease? 🥺🥺
    discord.gg/HZPCDBchGG

    • @Bois_Mid-vr
      @Bois_Mid-vr 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hmmmmm..... Idk

    • @Combiolus
      @Combiolus 6 месяцев назад +3

      hmmmmmmm tempting

    • @NahNue.
      @NahNue. 6 месяцев назад

      you cant sex the peppino cuz i ate it

    • @cerealleader23vods
      @cerealleader23vods 5 месяцев назад +2

      well since you asked nicely no

    • @chugetnuget6230
      @chugetnuget6230 5 месяцев назад +1

      No.

  • @doggo_idk
    @doggo_idk 6 месяцев назад +1143

    Chez the type of guy to open a bag of chips with some scissors

  • @pizzaextralarge8499
    @pizzaextralarge8499 6 месяцев назад +665

    Give that editor a raise man he deserves it

    • @chezitoo
      @chezitoo  6 месяцев назад +105

      i did 😈😈

    • @sampq58
      @sampq58 6 месяцев назад +139

      @@chezitoo he's lying, I'm being held hostage.

    • @chezitoo
      @chezitoo  6 месяцев назад +73

      @@sampq58 WHAT NO 😳

    • @dzakyrazaa2010
      @dzakyrazaa2010 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@chezitooUmmm FBI

    • @FBI-JTWU
      @FBI-JTWU 5 месяцев назад

      @@dzakyrazaa2010 we're investigating rn

  • @sigi10.
    @sigi10. 6 месяцев назад +297

    Chez never fails to ruin our day

    • @chezitoo
      @chezitoo  6 месяцев назад +60

      🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @TrentonVidz
      @TrentonVidz 5 месяцев назад +3

      66 likes? Let me fix

  • @TrainedBush
    @TrainedBush 6 месяцев назад +165

    My favorite steam review I’ve ever seen is on fnaf 1, it says the reviewer says they do not recommend the game because you “can’t seggs the bear”

  • @thatonehatter8085
    @thatonehatter8085 5 месяцев назад +57

    The GD reviews are great. So many are people with 10,000+ hours just going “eh, wouldn’t recommend.” Or “it’s kinda fun”

    • @queenchaosyet
      @queenchaosyet 5 месяцев назад +3

      I know multiple people irl who have similar stats and the same sentiment. GD is just one of those games

    • @jinx_is_god
      @jinx_is_god 4 месяца назад +3

      Im looking for them, havent wtached it through yez

  • @crusaderanimation6967
    @crusaderanimation6967 4 месяца назад +39

    0:50 "My entire existence being woman right's violation" is such a great line i might steal it.

  • @waltuh11121
    @waltuh11121 6 месяцев назад +58

    The best review I saw was about Overwatch 2, it said "porn so good they made a game with it"

  • @Endertazer
    @Endertazer 6 месяцев назад +39

    I have a feeling that the Logitech controller one was a review for Subnautica or some other underwater survival game

    • @user-dj3jo8po4x
      @user-dj3jo8po4x 5 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah, that checks out

    • @droylajarhirthefelinethief81
      @droylajarhirthefelinethief81 5 месяцев назад +7

      Iron Lung, probably.

    • @Smelopake
      @Smelopake Месяц назад +1

      Or maybe Yakuza, since the game says that "REAL YAKUZA USE A GAMEPAD" which I'm pretty sure is a controller

  • @rando7407
    @rando7407 6 месяцев назад +182

    Chez the type of guy to die when he falls into the grand canyon 💀💀💀😭😭😭

    • @tghib9245
      @tghib9245 6 месяцев назад +17

      Couldn't be me

    • @doomerofdaboomer.
      @doomerofdaboomer. 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@tghib9245 fr, just survive

    • @ArcticCN
      @ArcticCN 5 месяцев назад +1

      of course, he just "falls"

    • @funny250wall
      @funny250wall 5 месяцев назад +4

      Pick up the Chez, Pick up the Chez, Grand Canyon, Grand Canyon

    • @Insomniac8445
      @Insomniac8445 5 месяцев назад +2

      For real bro just survive it ain't that hard man

  • @fireninja147
    @fireninja147 6 месяцев назад +102

    This is truly one of the steam reviews of all time.

  • @gatorade-xm6nq
    @gatorade-xm6nq 6 месяцев назад +31

    best review ever is for we were here forever (co-op centered puzzle game series) which says, and i quote: "you can adjust the difficulty settings by picking a less autistic friend to play with"

  • @Sawyer_Harding0715
    @Sawyer_Harding0715 6 месяцев назад +104

    Chez never fails to make me depressed

  • @not_irlon18
    @not_irlon18 6 месяцев назад +26

    The dude who's doing a terrifyingly accurate Brandon/spatnz impression is doing amazing. Intentional or not, 10/10 video I'm subbing lmao-

    • @Hjl1931
      @Hjl1931 6 месяцев назад +1

      chez and spatnz needs collab

    • @not_irlon18
      @not_irlon18 6 месяцев назад

      @@Hjl1931 *y e s*

  • @KhangAJ
    @KhangAJ 5 месяцев назад +39

    It's so funny that i certainly know which game the "No sex update" review came from.

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 5 месяцев назад +10

      Feels a bit cultish tbh

    • @speedinguy
      @speedinguy 5 месяцев назад +9

      Ultrakill am I right?

    • @KhangAJ
      @KhangAJ 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@speedinguy yes lmao

    • @angyboi7969
      @angyboi7969 3 месяца назад +3

      I both love and hate that i know the ultrakill community so well i knew it from the moment i saw the review lol

    • @lilyofthatvelley
      @lilyofthatvelley 3 месяца назад +1

      @@KhangAJ jokes on you, that update is fucking real

  • @Hoothouse
    @Hoothouse 5 месяцев назад +17

    I have a feeling the review about the logitech controller was about iron lung or something else submarine related, such as subnautica.

    • @VivaporuCubano
      @VivaporuCubano 14 дней назад

      Yes. The Logitech controller was the one that was used to control the OceanGate submarine which imploded.

  • @angyboi7969
    @angyboi7969 3 месяца назад +5

    I both love and hate that i know the negative review that said “no sex update” was most likely for ultrakill lol

  • @ryanwhite6588
    @ryanwhite6588 4 месяца назад +5

    Chez "Editor blur that please" Editor: I'm going to leave one frame uncensored >:) 2:41

  • @motive-li1do
    @motive-li1do 4 месяца назад +3

    As a portal fan I immediately knew that the first review was about reloaded lmao. It's good btw. also the review is kinda truealsjdflsjdf

  • @Squabsss
    @Squabsss 6 месяцев назад +15

    only a minute in and i get jumpscared by a rain world reference,, i need mental help

  • @ItzAngelPlayz_
    @ItzAngelPlayz_ 5 месяцев назад +22

    Chez is the kind of guy to open a can of beans with saw

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 5 месяцев назад +6

      I love how the lack of an a implies he uses John Kramer, also known as the Jigsaw Killer, or simply Saw, to open a can of beans.
      Alternatively, he uses the franchise John comes from, or simply the first film of said franchise, to do so.

  • @tosterlov
    @tosterlov 5 месяцев назад +11

    Im surprised nobody in the video sent that review on terraria
    Listing illnesses
    In alphabetical order

  • @plassmas
    @plassmas 6 месяцев назад +54

    chez, you never fail to disappoint my family!

    • @chezitoo
      @chezitoo  6 месяцев назад +15

      i think you have this backward my good sir

    • @CorruptedNoob42
      @CorruptedNoob42 6 месяцев назад

      @/go/hvtrs8%2F-wuw%2Cymuvu%60e%2Ccmm-cjalngl-UAa4E0JF9wBJUQLwpK8s24kS so the family disappoints you?

    • @Frandleus
      @Frandleus 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@chezitoohe never fails to family your disappoint?

    • @IdkArt_hgf
      @IdkArt_hgf 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Frandleus yes

    • @koteyka_morgan
      @koteyka_morgan Месяц назад

      @@Frandleus he never fails to my disappointment family

  • @emirkomutan4212
    @emirkomutan4212 3 месяца назад +3

    "Stfu. Odnt fire me"
    W editor

  • @IsMort_Ex
    @IsMort_Ex 5 месяцев назад +7

    The Logitech one was an Oceangate submarine joke btw

  • @logangillespie7675
    @logangillespie7675 6 месяцев назад +6

    surprised to not see a over 5000 hours negative ark review here

  • @insignai
    @insignai 4 месяца назад +5

    "stephen hawking can run better than this game" WTF 💀

  • @TheGuiFelix
    @TheGuiFelix 5 месяцев назад +5

    man,this edition is SO GOOD WTF

  • @arveshi342
    @arveshi342 4 месяца назад +2

    If I recall correctly, the review about "better than sex, fixed the no sex, buy immediately" was an ULTRAKILL review

  • @johnnytrigger300
    @johnnytrigger300 6 месяцев назад +9

    8:23, i play war thunder, i can confirm, this is the peak gameplay experience

  • @gthegadgetguy9703
    @gthegadgetguy9703 4 месяца назад +2

    my favorite steam review is "i only bought this game so i could shoot kirito in the face", it was on the newest SAO game.

  • @jakescottplayzgamesscott7368
    @jakescottplayzgamesscott7368 5 месяцев назад +6

    the editor made this the best video ever 😂

  • @BaileyChap
    @BaileyChap 4 месяца назад +2

    I open bags of chips from the vending machine with scissors, keys, or a screwdriver, depends what's avaliable.

  • @TheEpicRail
    @TheEpicRail 6 месяцев назад +5

    the last thing i expected is for LCDirects to be there. Good job on the collab

  • @Drawnix1983
    @Drawnix1983 4 месяца назад +4

    8:07 cant wait for the new video to drop called "3 idiots looking for a new editor, since i broke up with my last one" lmfao

  • @q_0191
    @q_0191 5 месяцев назад +2

    1:00 i hate how i know this is the sims

  • @connormccord4287
    @connormccord4287 4 месяца назад +5

    8:30 how do i know this is a review of rainworld....

  • @le_waffle_
    @le_waffle_ 3 месяца назад +3

    4:21 that review was cosplaying my dad

  • @iamzenia
    @iamzenia 5 месяцев назад +2

    4.1 boltz and this review magically increases or decreases by 1 whole star; bonus boltz every plank time during which the star rating maintains a value greater than the previous limit (ex: >5.0)

  • @jansku02020
    @jansku02020 4 месяца назад +2

    damn i felt that first one, the third portal in that portal 2 mod is annoying to deal with

  • @YeeHaw5000
    @YeeHaw5000 5 месяцев назад +2

    2:42 its uncensored for a bit 💀

  • @Yeet-mp6ci
    @Yeet-mp6ci 5 месяцев назад +7

    1:29 that’s gotta be a Project Zomboid review lol

    • @TheSundaeGirl
      @TheSundaeGirl 18 дней назад +1

      Meine Tante spielt dieses Spiel! (Yes, I just typed that in German, can you stop me, no! Here is a translation: My aunt plays that game!)

    • @Yeet-mp6ci
      @Yeet-mp6ci 17 дней назад

      @@TheSundaeGirl nice

  • @CalebPanda1
    @CalebPanda1 6 месяцев назад +2

    0:10 I farted on sync with the brain fart sfx wtf

  • @BrewsLament
    @BrewsLament 5 месяцев назад +8

    as someone with 5.6k+ hours on terraria, im proud to say my review is just "terraria"

  • @LeHasnurg
    @LeHasnurg 2 месяца назад +3

    8:30 for anyone wondering, this is on the funny slugcatting game, Rain World, they do not want to bang the actual moon.

  • @mrrfyW
    @mrrfyW 6 месяцев назад +4

    New editor’s editing is fire

  • @user-jj8cs2np4v
    @user-jj8cs2np4v Месяц назад +1

    9:02 trying not to go insane in school because of my classmates

  • @aaabe_T
    @aaabe_T 6 месяцев назад +4

    chez videos make me laugh even at 3 am

  • @TORXINYUEXAVIERSTUDENT
    @TORXINYUEXAVIERSTUDENT 4 месяца назад +2

    Chez is the guy to say sorry for bumping into someone

  • @ThreeletterIGN
    @ThreeletterIGN 6 месяцев назад +7

    Can we just take a second to aprecciate how Chez

  • @spiritice2863
    @spiritice2863 6 месяцев назад +2

    Your channel deserves more views and subs

  • @connormcmullen3226
    @connormcmullen3226 3 месяца назад +1

    "I'm almost finished building my character" *1,799.9 hours on record*

  • @_cles_
    @_cles_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    yk its a good day when chez uploads

  • @capefeartrainsandsirens
    @capefeartrainsandsirens 6 месяцев назад +3

    underrated fr

  • @yournormalbubble
    @yournormalbubble 6 месяцев назад +1

    0:12 bro is telling us the one piece lore...

  • @C0wy_
    @C0wy_ 6 месяцев назад +2

    i NEED the other random pics and gifs yall have been sending😭

  • @Frogowning
    @Frogowning 6 месяцев назад +4

    Triplets born, the throne awaits
    A seer warns of a deadly fate
    Give up your children, separate
    Bide your time, lie in wait!
    Sonic Underground (Sonic)
    Sonic Underground (Sonic)
    They made a vow, their mother will be found.
    The children grow, learn what's right
    Leaders of the freedom fight
    They seek their mother, she knows they do
    Is it time? If she only knew
    Will the prophecy come true?
    Sonic Underground (Sonic)
    Sonic Underground
    Queen Aleena: I long for my children, but I have to wait
    To act too soon could seal their fate.
    They made a vow, their mother will be found
    Sonic Underground!

    • @Drag0nmaster
      @Drag0nmaster 6 месяцев назад

      I saw the first line and was like "OMG SONIC UNDERGROUND?" It sucks they didn't finish the show. I could swear there was an ending when i watched it (i was like 6)

  • @BaseCatagain
    @BaseCatagain 6 месяцев назад +2

    Congratulations. You got one other subscriber. Definitely suprising :)

  • @elizabethbuczkowski7188
    @elizabethbuczkowski7188 2 месяца назад +1

    You forgot the best one:
    The balls on your horse shrink in the winter.

  • @themeerkat5157
    @themeerkat5157 5 месяцев назад +3

    2:42 hmm i wonder what that horse is sitting on... shush a shame the editor *successfully* blurred it

  • @undercovercorvyd
    @undercovercorvyd 6 месяцев назад +2

    the fact that i immediately was able to recognize the sims 4 werewolves one shows that i have a problem (i have 1600+ on the sims 4)

    • @undercovercorvyd
      @undercovercorvyd 6 месяцев назад

      8:31 was also able to identify that one as a rain world review (i fact checked this thesis. its there)

    • @makeandbreakgames1791
      @makeandbreakgames1791 Месяц назад

      I KNEW IT​@@undercovercorvyd

  • @Dani-yo
    @Dani-yo 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:16 this feels like a TAG part 2 review.

  • @Bloxed
    @Bloxed 6 месяцев назад +3

    4:40 was definitely Iron Lung

    • @LHWK_RHC
      @LHWK_RHC 5 месяцев назад +1

      or Barotrauma

    • @lukejensen9933
      @lukejensen9933 4 месяца назад +1

      @@LHWK_RHC or Subnautica

  • @AllClass_
    @AllClass_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    4:52 iron oung moment the ending was just lije the titanic it crushed peoples expectations

  • @classy.planes
    @classy.planes 6 месяцев назад

    Chez the typa guy to raise his hand in class to correct a mistake on the board

  • @tylerhelt755
    @tylerhelt755 3 месяца назад +1

    7:15
    Bingo Heeler from the cartoon Bluey Rated R be like

  • @NotAFossil
    @NotAFossil Месяц назад +1

    When you use logitech controller, ur pc implodes

  • @tylerhelt755
    @tylerhelt755 3 месяца назад +1

    6:17
    THE SHIP IS ON FIRE

  • @sfosac
    @sfosac 6 месяцев назад +3

    9:34 hey i posted that on reddit

  • @Upuiff09
    @Upuiff09 18 дней назад

    me and the editor could relate i would be dropping breaking bad memes almost every second

  • @Xurkltree
    @Xurkltree 6 месяцев назад

    Watching this in the middle of nowhere rn

  • @Drag0nmaster
    @Drag0nmaster 6 месяцев назад +1

    3:46 Fellow cat vape pfp

  • @Giga_Dwarf
    @Giga_Dwarf 5 месяцев назад +1

    watched for 5 minutes and I'm already in love
    take my sub funny man

  • @CoolGuyPatrickIsCool
    @CoolGuyPatrickIsCool 5 месяцев назад

    chez never fails to be cheese

  • @nedlmous
    @nedlmous 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:41 editor betrayed you

  • @splurg6124
    @splurg6124 6 месяцев назад

    before i watched this video i had no girlfriend, a small weewee, and no will to live. none of these things have changed, but the video is pretty good

  • @johntraun7398
    @johntraun7398 5 месяцев назад +1

    4:42 iron lung

  • @lip345
    @lip345 5 месяцев назад +1

    4:41 is that a subnautica review?

  • @BigMansCams
    @BigMansCams 5 месяцев назад

    Stumbling upon this video makes me feel better about my 1000+ hours on Bloons Tower Defense

  • @Seloscape
    @Seloscape Месяц назад

    pokemon fan is online as Trevor Phillips is being roasted and most definitely toasted

  • @potorain6823
    @potorain6823 4 месяца назад

    0:00 bro sounds like Brandon ranting about small dogs

  • @Lock.shop1
    @Lock.shop1 5 месяцев назад

    The nae nae was a highlight of this year. This video was last year. So 2 years.

  • @elove6215
    @elove6215 4 месяца назад

    0:00 so relatable

  • @Double_Jae
    @Double_Jae 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you cheese very cool

  • @emmaidk5248
    @emmaidk5248 6 месяцев назад +1

    why does this video only have 1k likes, it deserves sm more these are so funny 😭

  • @LostGameDev102
    @LostGameDev102 6 месяцев назад

    All hail portal reloaded

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 4 месяца назад

      I've never been more mad than when playing that game

  • @chobies5383
    @chobies5383 5 месяцев назад +1

    8:31 TADC reference?.

  • @iamzenia
    @iamzenia 5 месяцев назад

    in reference to the quote on the thumbnail "I miss my kids" : "skill issue";

  • @dcnascarboy0514
    @dcnascarboy0514 2 месяца назад

    That guy at the beginning almost sounds like John DiMaggio (Bender from Futurama).

  • @hammerking4303
    @hammerking4303 5 месяцев назад

    your pc wont explode, but implode :)

  • @brandocando12
    @brandocando12 3 месяца назад +1

    7:22 this made me laugh so hard i died and now im in opposite of heaven

  • @DoraDaDestroya
    @DoraDaDestroya Месяц назад

    WAS THAT SLIME RANCHER!

  • @KoopalingMayhem
    @KoopalingMayhem Месяц назад

    i found a review for FNAF UCN that said “nobody reads these so i guess i’ll say that i’m a femboy and i love crossdressing”

  • @electricpants8475
    @electricpants8475 5 месяцев назад

    Chez never fails to commit war crimes in Serbia

  • @tylerhelt755
    @tylerhelt755 3 месяца назад +1

    7:54
    BIG TIME RUSH

  • @captainb.mccrea5480
    @captainb.mccrea5480 2 месяца назад

    Bro really said “It’s not Yakuza, it’s Yakuza” 💀

  • @softfemboybf
    @softfemboybf 4 месяца назад

    was absolutely not expect burssty when i clicked on this video but it was an amazing surprise!

  • @blixer-noire
    @blixer-noire 4 месяца назад +1

    I wish I could react to memes with you guys :

  • @ElementalCreationFan-et7ru
    @ElementalCreationFan-et7ru 4 месяца назад

    Chez never fails to give me suicidal thoughs

  • @0Dx_ge
    @0Dx_ge 5 месяцев назад

    FNAF security breach reviews are so cursed. Good review for “fun and entertaining” on the left and a bad review for “can’t sex the alligator” on the right