these steam reviews are AWFUL.

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @z0mbielovejuice
    @z0mbielovejuice 2 года назад +672

    i love dead by daylight i have 97 mental illnesses and im banned from most public spaces

    • @twofacecomix
      @twofacecomix 2 года назад +38

      Me also putting in over 1k hours in dbd to find out I hate the game

    • @HeartlessKairi42
      @HeartlessKairi42 2 года назад +4

      @@twofacecomix that's too real dude. FO76 too.

    • @twofacecomix
      @twofacecomix 2 года назад +6

      @@HeartlessKairi42 used to stream it every night 😭😭😭

    • @Jakecos
      @Jakecos Год назад +4

      @@twofacecomix wait... it took 1k hours to realise that? You sir have a higher tolerance for pain than I

    • @twofacecomix
      @twofacecomix Год назад +14

      @@Jakecos it all came together when I realized that I (as huntress) was chasing someone around a large rock

  • @SoupDoesStuff
    @SoupDoesStuff Год назад +261

    as a destiny player with ungodly an amount of hours, the 3/5 roll gave the destiny one away

    • @deurbeldeurbel
      @deurbeldeurbel Год назад +3

      So much suffering and so many hours of my life haha

    • @CalamityBaird
      @CalamityBaird Год назад +1

      I don't even play destiny I knew it was destiny.

    • @Storse
      @Storse Год назад +1

      it was the only one that made sense since warframe doesnt have weapon rolls and neither does osrs afaik

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 8 месяцев назад

      yeah it wouldve been 3/5 riven if it was warframe

  • @Kazzerole
    @Kazzerole Год назад +21

    "if you play DBD go check yourself for mental illness" i do in fact have anxiety, adhd, and depression

  • @kmharnish
    @kmharnish 2 года назад +283

    These videos are funnier then the reviews themselves, also please add sex to these videos.

  • @ricardoediza2690
    @ricardoediza2690 2 года назад +61

    “Game journalists” need to learn from these reviews

  • @halthedge
    @halthedge Год назад +121

    “ I don’t respect warframe players”
    Good, we don’t deserve it 😂

  • @mrwick5828
    @mrwick5828 2 года назад +81

    I love DBD, the voices tell me it’s good

  • @quispmccrunch
    @quispmccrunch Год назад +30

    I have played an unhealthy amount of Dead by Daylight, have spent way too much money on it, and I still keep playing despite having mostly bad moments while playing.

  • @rufkasoda
    @rufkasoda 2 года назад +31

    Stryxo is so real for thinking ULTRAKILL for first

    • @SoupDoesStuff
      @SoupDoesStuff Год назад +3

      if it was ultrakill it probably would have specified robot sex

    • @TheTownHeifer
      @TheTownHeifer Год назад

      @@SoupDoesStuff GAY robot sex

    • @thesockstealeriscomingforyou
      @thesockstealeriscomingforyou Год назад +2

      Fr that was my instant assumption.

    • @phaeste
      @phaeste Год назад +8

      @@SoupDoesStuff nah, it wouldve specified gay sex

  • @sk2galway
    @sk2galway 2 года назад +15

    I have like 1000 hours of GTA V, that's over like 6 years, but when these reviews of over that with newer games that really shows the people with less of a life than me

  • @patrickdiehl542
    @patrickdiehl542 2 года назад +48

    Since being patched, Cyberpunk is fun just to explore and play the side missions

  • @annmarie1114
    @annmarie1114 2 года назад +71

    thank you Geek for letting us know the TRUTH

  • @phenexxxx
    @phenexxxx Год назад +33

    ultrakill reviews are filled with the "please add sex" reviews, i am pleased to be one of the horde

  • @damamoot2291
    @damamoot2291 Год назад +5

    I only got the 5th and 6th one wrong. The only of these games I've played is slime rancher, which I thought was the sex one.

  • @TheRamblemanWhoSings
    @TheRamblemanWhoSings Год назад +8

    as a steam user gremlin, you slowly lose all forms of communication & your grip on reality, only being able to understand other steam user gremlins

  • @BoiledQu4rters
    @BoiledQu4rters 3 месяца назад +1

    2:04 this man played for FIVE YEARS STRAIGHT??????

  • @Quazex
    @Quazex Год назад +5

    I play dead by daylight and I have a mental illness which makes me want to cut my arm off. I think they're connected.

  • @gladdy1
    @gladdy1 2 года назад +17

    stryxo sounds like an ex-discord mod

  • @divAPEX
    @divAPEX Год назад +7

    took me 4k hours to realize i hated apex legends

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 Год назад

      i never touched it,still hate it

  • @mmkanashiro
    @mmkanashiro 11 месяцев назад +1

    lego is a game that every thing connect whit every thing, but humans cant connect whit other human

  • @rat-prophetistfordism8344
    @rat-prophetistfordism8344 Год назад +2

    The golden standard of Steam reviews are found under Pathologic Classic HD

  • @AlliedX
    @AlliedX 2 года назад +12

    I think Civ 6 is a fantastic game. What do you mean it's been 19 years? I only played 1 turn.... What? God....

  • @Adventuramusic
    @Adventuramusic 8 месяцев назад

    6:51 “but I’m not bald” man just completely admits to every other statement

  • @52_hype
    @52_hype 2 года назад +19

    Tranported to ItsMatlok world
    Terrible steam reviews: Come here boy
    Me: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
    Edit: thnaks for 500272 likes and reddit sliver!

  • @VSPhotfries
    @VSPhotfries Год назад +5

    "0/10 Can't sex the Huntress."

  • @Moggus1
    @Moggus1 9 месяцев назад +1

    Please have a collat with locus again!

  • @chemicalyt2931
    @chemicalyt2931 2 года назад +5

    Slave Leia was 21 in the bikini

  • @SMF64
    @SMF64 Год назад +3

    this video is just brandon getting dunked on for 13 minutes

  • @DevilDoc31317
    @DevilDoc31317 Год назад +1

    found a chocolate covered brownies recipe in the ultrakill reviews

  • @justalittlebitepic035
    @justalittlebitepic035 Год назад +1

    9:11
    well, there is that one mod...

  • @N8_de_Gr8
    @N8_de_Gr8 Год назад +1

    Where did the image in the top left corner come from it’s not in the previous video?

  • @a_to_the_mfing_z
    @a_to_the_mfing_z 2 года назад +5

    I hate Apex legends i have social anxiety never leave my moms house and hate the ranked grind 10/10

  • @ThePandaclash
    @ThePandaclash Год назад +2

    Does the banner say "ninjaatwar21"?? I can't figure it out

  • @cannedbread-ri8fx
    @cannedbread-ri8fx 29 дней назад

    9:37 matlok thought he was smart until this

  • @detectiveplutomindpretzel5626
    @detectiveplutomindpretzel5626 2 года назад +5

    Im just waiting for this Channel to blow up

  • @k2a2l2
    @k2a2l2 Год назад +1

    i too, have also played content

  • @bpberry
    @bpberry Год назад +2

    this video is old but a little psa
    you cant get rolls on weapons in warframe you mod them

  • @spiffy6988
    @spiffy6988 2 года назад +2

    i thought that destiny 2 review was mine at first

  • @Sharky_0456
    @Sharky_0456 Год назад +1

    9:05 I SAW THIS REVIEW

  • @rimwell
    @rimwell Год назад +1

    Only thing about lost ark is pay to win
    But it doesn’t really matter if you’re just playing for fun

  • @cookierayyt3406
    @cookierayyt3406 2 года назад +3

    if the fellahs make a mistake its a fellahcy

  • @dearil8007
    @dearil8007 2 года назад +5

    bizly would've won

  • @divineterabyte5181
    @divineterabyte5181 Год назад +4

    Hey im a warframe player wtf

  • @GraveRobber-
    @GraveRobber- Год назад +2

    I play DBD because I like causing pain

  • @2braincells581
    @2braincells581 Год назад +1

    6/7 Closest I've been to a perfect score in any of these vids

  • @amphiee1873
    @amphiee1873 2 года назад +4

    yo these video ideas are sick maybe guess the youtuber from the mean tweet or something?

  • @alexs07774
    @alexs07774 Год назад +3

    As a long time destiny player this is kinda fax, still gonna keep playing tho

  • @AsherLiu-b6e
    @AsherLiu-b6e 2 года назад +2

    Hey ItsMatlok, love your content

  • @Sharky_0456
    @Sharky_0456 Год назад +1

    ayo you got stryxo damn!
    nice!

  • @kagoodplayer4188
    @kagoodplayer4188 Год назад +1

    I guessed 2/7

  • @alyxbocci2695
    @alyxbocci2695 2 года назад +2

    fun fact i stole my name from half life alyx

  • @mmmmrat
    @mmmmrat 2 года назад +2

    martin i love you 🐐

  • @xmnph951
    @xmnph951 2 года назад +1

    LETS GOO SUB 20SECONDS

  • @honeybun6677
    @honeybun6677 Год назад +1

    Does the beard say “ninjaofwar24”?

  • @erik-the-error
    @erik-the-error 2 года назад +2

    L wildspartans

  • @DoomDude69420
    @DoomDude69420 2 года назад +1

    I got the Detroit one right and the reason why is because rust is Ohio and pubg is Detroit

  • @ahnki
    @ahnki Год назад

    i gaymer

  • @srimpfiedice
    @srimpfiedice 2 года назад +5

    NinjaOfWar24