Spider-Man Gets too many Women
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- Опубликовано: 9 авг 2023
- spider-man and black cat goes on adventures
pt 1-6 audio by @her0matrix161
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I love how Miguel always says everything is ruining canon
That's why Miguel doesn't know what he's talking about. "Canon Events" aren't real.
@@venomfan2020Finally someone i can agree
@@venomfan2020Thank you for understanding Miguel's theory is BS
Bro just mad he gets no bitches 😂😂
@@doublea4236in spiderverse 🕸 yeah but irl is a entirely different story, cus of Jesus Christ existing (not even joking, met him with Peter the apostle in a dream so surreal cause Next thing I know I see a vision after I wake up showing my future.)
So the *enemies* 👿
of both of them & Christians exist as well
Miles can’t catch a break from Miguel 😭💀
“MILES GET THE **** BACK HERE!!!” 😂
Miles and Peter got rizz
Bruh that stripping pole scene was something else
@@darknesslorden In the comics it's crazy.
No spider man 2099 you will never catch me
I love how Cat is just obsessively horny, and Spidey is too focused on that great power. 😂
You went from anime to Spidey, and I’m HOOKED.
Normally Spider-Man would be fucking funny but now hes tony stark cat woman would joke about doing it but now they really want to do it
Peter: Holy shit is that Miles??!
Miles: *You ratted me out you son of bitch!*
simmons: I know the feeling
@@philipjamora2345 Tucker: It was and accident!!!
@@blackbolt175 simmons: AND I GOT BEATEN ALMOST TO DEATH ESPECIALLY GRIF!
grif: my balls are still haunted by the phantom pain.
sarge: shut up numb nuts
@@blackbolt175 Griff: tell that to my balls!
Besides both Black Cat and Silk looking banging, that raccoon beating up the spidermen is the best part of this.
God damn Spider-Man gets girls left and right. Uncle Ben will be proud and reminded this, like wed of shadows
If web of shadows was on the switch version I would be so happy I'd be chosen evil path 24/7 while laughing hysterically.
I'm jealousy spider man right now
@@anti-disney The Black Suit AND Best Love Interest...Who says Evil always loses?!
“With great power comes big booty bitches”
No Spider-Man getting all the girls it doesn’t end for him. What does he be❤
Peter Really Ratted Out Miles From Miguel💀
Mile: You really ratted me out here Peter?
Peter: Yes. But yk you could kick his a$$ I mean you have venom blast for crying out loud!
@@Marc-oy2phMiles: Dawg I Don't Use How To Use That Shit
@@Blue1sh Peter: it's all about a leap of fait- No No I already said that to you... just aim that son bit## to Miguel and... say " Hey" Then 💥Boom!
@@Marc-oy2phMiles: Does Miguel Look Like Kingpin? I guess not
The moment I saw silks tight ass I knew the path that going to be taken. Even the guy that wrote that regrets it.
Same
Cindy a baddie for real!
You nsf eking him
Not gonna lie, I like Peter and Black Cats relationship
Picked Black cat over MJ in Web of Shadows. 💪🤣
we all love her... she is better for peter than the weak MJ and the mega overrated gwen. spider needs a woman who can do the job like him.
@@blacky8987 Gwen's "overrated"? Bruh the original one's been dead for god knows how many years.
Miles should have Gwen now, Peter should have Felicia. Just tweak Felicia to love both Peter and Spidey. MJ should just be a friend/ally.
Bro ya did miles dirty at the end 😂
Spider-Man does indeed pull too many women
Pulls em
But can't keep em...
@@thewarpath5982well at least he got to sleep with them
Spectacular spider man is a perfect example he fumbles the bag on all the girls
Regardless He’s a Chick Magnet Lmfao 😂😂🕷🕸
With Great Rizz comes Greater Disappointment. Sorry boys it's a Canon Event.
8:23 Miguel really has something against Miles 🤣
Miguel won’t let Miles live pure and simple to be honest it funny how “on sight” his hatred is for him
6:49 no wonder Peter ditched MJ if she was coming up like that
“Now I can see why Mary Jane left you”
My favorite line in the hole video💀💀
Mine is 'you can't even make a good side piece'
hole
Hole
Hole
Hole
Damn, miles getting that work😂😂8:30
Spidey shes giving you the green light, GO!!! 😂😂
1:43 “it’s just a leap of faith, Miles.”
3:28 THE WAY BALCK CAT HIT THE FLOSS WHILE PETE AND MIGUEL ARE ARGUING 😂😂😂😂
It's Spider-Man, he has unintentional rizz
"My Spider Rizz is tingling"
1) Silk was perfect.
2) "Wait, my canon event was to get no b*tches?!"
The raccoon and rat jumping Mary Jane is crazy 💀
Fr 💀
*bangbangbang*
Miguel: You two better not be f**king!
Spidey/Cat: GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!!!!
Best line in this vid 🤣
What them racoons up to tho . . . and damn spidey got played poor guy, never catches a w
Lmao niicee catch with silk. They really couldn't stay off each other in the comics
I swear everything with Miguel is a damn canon event and why did he do Miles like that he didn't have to do that damn XD☠️
Miguel really pulled a comic book love interest to interfere with Spider Mans rizz.
Miguel is the greatest villain, can cockblock in any multiverse. Thanos couldn't get more pain accomplished.
The second Silk appeared I knew shit would go below the earth
Why was Miles there and got beaten so easily 😂
Nah They Did Andrew Dirty💀
Nah this is down bad 💀💀💀
@@KingeFoxhow did you know?
@@KingeFox bro leave before I start to get to run these hands💀
Miguel is just upset because he’s maidenless
I can't express in words how mind blowing this masterpiece was for me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
For Me Aswell Too Lmfao 😂😂💯🔥🕷🕸
If I was spiderman I wouldn’t even hesitate and call up one of my hero buddies to deal with the crimes
That’s what’s hilarious, he barely got any cuz bro’s practically a loner. 😂 Which is why you don’t really see him with other heroes. His only friends practically are Harry, Mary Jane and the Spider-verse lmaooo
@@Artryom that’s true😂
We DEFINITELY need more of these lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂
Damn if only the comics gave Peter half of this luck
1:01 whoever was using spider woman, was laughing after , the cut was so comical xDD
"HOLY SH*T IS THAT MILES!?"😂😂😂😂 4:54
The raccoon cameos, miles always popping out nowhere, the double beat down at the send, the homeless spidey, everything it’s so funny 😂
This is amazing 😂😂
Rhino had incredible patience here 😂
Peter: cat take of your clothes
Cat: starts doing the floss
Okay, what is with Miguel's obsession with canon events? Technically, every event is a canon event because every choice you make basically creates a new timeline, thus making a new universe, making it a new canon event.
So I don't know if you know by now but anyways...
SV Miguel went to an Alternate Reality where a variant of himself existed that was never Spider-Man and had a loving family...The variant died he decided to replace him to take care of his daughter. Some unknown amount of time later the entirety of reality started to disintegrate from existence...The variant daughter about 8-10 years old dying in his arms.
He and Peter B witnessing these events came up with the theory of Canon Events...Events that MUST happen to every Spider-Person in existence and if they're prevented from occurring everything dies.
-Being bitten by a spider
-Someone dying to teach them Great Responsibility
-First Love dying
-Marrying the Second Love/True Love
-Upside down Kiss
-Temporarily quitting throwing their suit into the trash
-Being infected by a Symbiote leading to the creation of Venom
-Falling debris onto the Spidey in a desperate act of survival
-ASM 90 a Police Captain close to Spider-Man dies saving a child while Spidey is battling a Nemesis
The tragedy that impacts Miles...In Two Days his Father is destined to die as he's promoted to Police Captain killed by the Spot (a "Villain of the Week" as Miles mockingly joked).
Further...Gwen friendzoned him as she cryptically explained to an in the dark Miles that Gwen Stacy always dies while in a relationship with Spider-Man.
Cherry on top Miles was NEVER supposed to be Spider-Man...The Spider that bit him came from Another Dimension E-42. As Miguel explains because Miles was bitten and distracted Blonde Peter Parker it directly lead to the chain of events that murdered him, killed Aaron and caused the creation of the Spot and Anomalies (Villains being flung through Dimensions that Miguel believes will end realities simply by being present).
Miles is told all of this...Shown the destruction of Alt 2099. Shown all of the Spiders losing a loved one to teach them Great Responsibility his being Uncle Aaron. Told that the Entire Multiverse is destabilizing that enough realities have died that one more could end everything in existence everywhere. He's then surrounded by dozens upon dozens of Spiders from across the Multiverse...Spectacular, Lego, Insomniac, Fortnite, Jess, Ben, Kaine, Flash, Unlimited, Ultimate Animated, Julia, Peni...Everyone including Peter B and Gwen all demanding that Miles MUST let his father die without a fight.
He refuses. He protests he tries to appeal that this is wrong by asking Peter B if he knew that Uncle Ben was going to die if he would do nothing...Peter B said yes, Asking Gwen if she'll just let her father die...She said yes. They don't listen to Miles then Miguel locks him in a cage and without help from Hobie Brown would've been imprisoned until Jefferson dies.
He fights and dodges his way out...But before he escaped he was told by Miguel how he was never supposed to be Spider-Man and shouldn't exist that he never belonged there as Miguel is lacerating him. He then figures out that Peter B and Gwen not only knew all of this they agreed with it. Miles became completely heartbroken when Gwen stated this is all for his own good.
He then gets out through a unique device...That doesn't send him back home like he hoped. It sent him to the home dimension of the Spider that bit him...Earth 42.
On Earth 42 Peter Parker never existed, Jefferson is already dead as a Police Captain, Uncle Aaron is alive as a surrogate father to Miles, The Sinister Six's control the entire world while the city of New York is burning everywhere. The alternate version of Miles Morales is The Prowler...The one meant to be bitten by the Spider but wasn't (broken canon event).
Main Miles was meant to become The Second Prowler a "Villain of the Week" Antagonist of Spider-Man, This Other Miles was meant to be The "One and Only" Spider-Man of 42.
Gwen changed her mind and started to defend Miles once he escaped but was kicked out of the Society being forced back home to her reality where last she was there her father was gunning her down for accidentally killing her childhood bestie Peter Parker after she revealed her identity to George...He didn't care. Miguel and Jess saved her from him which is how and when she was recruited.
Her father also being destined to die according to ASM 90...When she went to her house to collect a photo of her and Miles her father confronted her peacefully. Gwen in her reunion scene has a mental breakdown where she confessed she's in love with Miles, George tells her he's quitting the Police Force and that Gwen is the best thing that ever happened in his entire life...That the rules the badge don't matter anymore and the only thing that makes life worth living are those you love.
Gwen immediately realizes he just broke the canon. She immediately goes off in pursuit of Miles (thanks to a device Hobie Brown made for her) and builds another Spider faction (Peter B, Mayday, Peni, Noir, Ham, Hobie, Margo and Pavitr) to go find and save Miles from certain death (and obviously to confess her love) and is now hostile to Miguel's forces. She actively promises to reunite Miles with his parents and is shown to have a "I will end everything between me and him" look.
Meanwhile Alt Miles is revealed to a desperate and broken Main Miles who's pleading to be let go and to help him to save their dad. Alt Miles states Your Dad and he will not release Miles from confinement then threatens to kill him with a darker implementation of the shoulder touch.
To be continued in Beyond the Spider-Verse.
Bro the moment Silk appeared all I can say is "GYAT DAMN"
Miguel: "You 2 better not be f🤬king..."
Spider-Man and Black Cat: "GTFO!!!" 😡
3:33 😂😂😂😂
😂get into it
“Tell you What. If we survive this fight with Rhino, I will smash you…with the black suit on.”
😂
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The way rhino was walking all slow 😂😂😂😂 when she was trying to bang him
This was Gold😂😂
omg this so funny 😂😂 he did myles dirty
Cat flossing absolutely destroyed me
Strong enough to have them all, two week to seal the deal with any of them
“My spider senses are tingling”
“That better be your c*** you’re talking about”
Bro WHAT 😂😂😂
Spider-man: “Cat, take off your clothes!”
Felicia: *Does the Floss*
🤦😭
Peter And Miguel Having the most intense argument about the canon and black cat Flossing the background💀💀
Bro has rizz😂😂
I really like this
“ I will smash you with the black suit “ 💀💀💀💀💀💀
with great power comes great girls😂
Yeah I'm sorry, it would be on sight with miguel from now on
I'm just happy Rino Romano's Spidey is being used lmao
This just proves that Insomniac Spider Man is still the better Spider Man.
I need the whole series animated by u like fr
6:34 the black suit theme backwards💀
Miguel sounds more like Dhar Mann than Miguel 😂
Why Rhino creepin up like that and black cat needs to calm TF down XD
Like Damn im dying from this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Cat's Floss dance at 3:34 was so unexpected & funny as hell😆
I lost it when he said with the black suit!😂
6:21 why the fuck is rocket watching💀
*gets on the phone with maestro to get miguel*
Miguel is just upset because he has no rizz and couldn’t save his family
omg, this was hilarious
I’ve always wondered how these are made is it VR or what?!😂
I love how Spider-Man’s voice is the PS1 voice
2:40
The spot: wait…I’m not considered as a joke :D
Miles: nah man you still are
Spider-Man gets more pushy than Tony Stark. He’s way more of a playboy than him at this point.😄
Bro rhino was like...dafaq?
Plot twist: Silk still want Peter
I was rolling the whole bleep time.
I love how he was looking down black cat in the beginning
BROOOOOOOO I FUCKING DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆😆
This is by far my favorite of your series - FOrce
YOO I LOVE THIS MOVIE
Here’s the thing, Main Universe #616 Spider-Man has been around and dated 15 women in the comics. Spider Rizz
Bro has more girlfriends than Tony Stark
I can imagine the cops hearing this at the bank. 😂
Bro literally almost half the boy population wishes they had someone like cat
Cat flossing!😂
Now have spider man beat the shit out of 2099
THANKYOU MIGUEL
Best video ever
0:05 raino just slowly runing at them😂😂😂😂
Bro is really working instead of smashing
Man Max outed his Charisma, bro
This is so stupid I kinda love it
Miles really caught a stray
Sh*t...he has his 3 chest hairs too😂😂
(Marvel spider-man Insomniac refrense)
Just randomly dancing 😂😂😂
2:45 bro thought he was slick😂