Kiara NEEDS to turn this into a show. Get a JP member, and they have to speak English for the scenario they are in. New skits for each member. Ordering food, asking directions, flirting, etc. Coco did the NYC travel skit with Miko, and it was glorious.
When I spent a week in Germany and a week in Austria, I was shocked how friendly the airport security was, compared to our TSA agents in the US. Everybody's security seems nicer than the US, but the Germans were joking around and smiling. It was great.
@@Subjectivity13 That's awesome. Indeed, there are plenty of Germans and Austrians who are very friendly. Plus, in my experience they're usually willing to speak English with you if you're a foreigner.
3:12 the only “strong Austrian man” I can think of is Arnold, so now I have this image in my head of Schwarzenegger kidnapping Marine like the terminator LMAO
At that point the opening line would go from "Come with me if you want to live." To just "Come with me." You're welcome. I shall go walk the plank now for that one. XD
The taxi bit was spot on. First time I ever flew I didn't know where the taxi's were and got the same rude sentence Kiara did when I asked the service desk.
“So, speaking completely hypothetically, wouldn’t it be just terrible if some big strong sexy overseas guy kidnapped me, blindfolded me, gagged me, and tied me down to a bed…” - Marine (probably)
Lmao 🤣 but it's true that customs all over Europe usually don't ask anyone from the EU anyways (I've never been to Russia so maybe it's different there)
@@Ghost-xu3xs EU member nations have freedom of movement, they dont need to declare intention. Non EU do, so Serbia, Albania, N Macedonia, Montenegro, Kosovo, Ukraine, Belarus, Russia and now UK post brexit must declare reason for entry in addition to all other non european nations
Both are very talkative and good at keeping conversations going. Nice to see that this gets even better when they're together 👍 No surprise that both of them also had some of their best collabs with Flare! Now I want to see Mari-Flare-Kiara...
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 He's not been involved in political positions since 2011, the last year he was Governor of California. Senators are lower ranking than Governors in the American system btw.
If I had a nickle for every time a red head girl trying to speak broken english with a ginger girl, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
I’d love to see Marine trying to get through customs with a passport that actually says she’s 17 The second she tries to pull her suitcase behind her that charade will completely disintegrate, just like her arms.
_"What if a… strong Austrian man…like, came and kidnapped me ... aha ha, just kidding... unless...?"_ - Marine, probably That being said, I don't think I've *ever* heard Japanese with an Austrian accent like Kiara did here before. Pretty neat.
there isnt one hololive member that has bad chemistry with kiara. tenchou is just so outgoing. i dont know if everybody knows this but this isnt the first time tenchou and senchou meet. they met back when kiara lived in japan
I guess all our friends are really meat friends. If kidnapped, call Korone. What she has "are a very particular set of skills, skills [she's] acquired over a very long career, skills that make [her] a nightmare for people like [stalkers]."
Marine immediately thinking of getting abducted by strong, big overseas guys... As an overseas guy I don't know if I should feel insulted, amused or aroused. 😳😅
*"Niku tomodachi"* lol. Senchou??? I would feel bad for the man who tried to kidnap Senchou. But I guess this would be good inspiration for artists xD It might be _sekuhara_ words, but they're compliments for Senchou. Never change Senchou 🤣
Traveling alone as a minor is perfectly fine BTW, I flew to Japan and traveled around there without any adult supervision with 17 and nobody even asked.
For Marine's "hypothetical situation", didn't they have a japanese aerobic show teaching exactly what to say in those kind of events? I'm pretty sure the key phrase for her would be "Take. Anything you want." (Yes, I'm joking by the way)
As Austrian it's always surprising how many Austrians actually speak at least a bit of Japanese because they watch anime or have a job that works with Japanese companies. Like 1 out of 10 people I know know at least some Japanese. And it is probably biased because most people I know went to university or college, but even overall, it's probably 1 out of 25. Also I bet there is at least one guy from the Airport crew that speaks Japanese because there is a lot of Asian tourists, both from China and Japan. I mostly base all of that on the state of Styria and it's Capital Graz, so it may be different in other parts of Austria, I haven't been to Vienna in over 10 years.
Marine: What do i say if i get kidnapped by strong man? Also Marine: What do i say if i want to get kidnapped by strong man? This is hilarious but also terrifying since like...human trafficking is at an all time high.
Not in Austria tho, only a few of the western and central european states have those issues. Namely France (where everyone is at risk), and some slight issues in spain and italian for non-documented immigrants. You;d have to go into the balkens or far eastern europe to have that concern.
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Kiara NEEDS to turn this into a show. Get a JP member, and they have to speak English for the scenario they are in. New skits for each member. Ordering food, asking directions, flirting, etc. Coco did the NYC travel skit with Miko, and it was glorious.
Ah yes, Freedom Lady.
Freedom rady go!
Jump and patapata
Kiara needs to move back to JP.
This would be so much fun
肉友達 meat friends kills me every time XD
🤣🤣
Same. I absolutely lost it when that happened during the stream and it hasn't gotten and less funny.
@@fallenspherell8178 marine pls
As a fellow German, I can say that is exactly how the immigration officer would respond...
As someone who grew up in Germany, I can also confirm this
@@leipzigergnom as someone who has flown to both Germany and Switzerland, yes
"......was?"
When I spent a week in Germany and a week in Austria, I was shocked how friendly the airport security was, compared to our TSA agents in the US. Everybody's security seems nicer than the US, but the Germans were joking around and smiling. It was great.
@@Subjectivity13 That's awesome. Indeed, there are plenty of Germans and Austrians who are very friendly. Plus, in my experience they're usually willing to speak English with you if you're a foreigner.
3:12 the only “strong Austrian man” I can think of is Arnold, so now I have this image in my head of Schwarzenegger kidnapping Marine like the terminator LMAO
Don't make a doujin have a slightest ide about that dude
Damn...
Now we wait for the trending R34 hastags...
Dear fanartist
You know what to do
At that point the opening line would go from "Come with me if you want to live."
To just "Come with me."
You're welcome. I shall go walk the plank now for that one. XD
@@SeraphTearZ Put the cookie down! 🤣
Absolutely nailed that airport performance very realistic
The taxi bit was spot on. First time I ever flew I didn't know where the taxi's were and got the same rude sentence Kiara did when I asked the service desk.
@@__aceofspades I guess when you have to deal with like a thousand foreigners who barely speak your language daily, your patience wears thin 😅
This gives the same vibes as Coco and Miko's English interaction when Miko said, " Freedom Lady" 🤣
I feel old remembering that
The best clip hands down. Certified rabbithole classic
“So, speaking completely hypothetically, wouldn’t it be just terrible if some big strong sexy overseas guy kidnapped me, blindfolded me, gagged me, and tied me down to a bed…”
- Marine (probably)
Marine needs to touch grass
@@chadthundercock5641 That isn't her own.
@@chadthundercock5641 she needs to touch the whole forest then
Kiara you're a citizen, of course Austrian customs never asked you the purpose of your visit.
Lmao 🤣 but it's true that customs all over Europe usually don't ask anyone from the EU anyways (I've never been to Russia so maybe it's different there)
@@Ghost-xu3xs i got asked only traveling to UK and even then it was due to Brexit happening
@@Ghost-xu3xs EU member nations have freedom of movement, they dont need to declare intention. Non EU do, so Serbia, Albania, N Macedonia, Montenegro, Kosovo, Ukraine, Belarus, Russia and now UK post brexit must declare reason for entry in addition to all other non european nations
@@SombreroGato : I think it would be "schengen zone" rather than "EU", as the open-borders thing doesn't cover the entire EU.
Marine: I don't speak english. I don't speak german. I'm 17 year girl.
Austrian person: You lost your mommy?
Marine: Sorry. I'm 30.
The collab was very cute and wholesome, glad to see it
Both are very talkative and good at keeping conversations going. Nice to see that this gets even better when they're together 👍
No surprise that both of them also had some of their best collabs with Flare! Now I want to see Mari-Flare-Kiara...
I have seen bits and pieces of this conversation all day, finally it makes sense.
Marine wants to be kidnapped by Arnold Schwarzenegger lol
funny thing is hes a congressman of american political world so hes not in europe 😭😭😭😭
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 He's not been involved in political positions since 2011, the last year he was Governor of California. Senators are lower ranking than Governors in the American system btw.
If I had a nickle for every time a red head girl trying to speak broken english with a ginger girl, I'd have two nickles.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Freedom
PataPata
where freedom lady
Yeah. I would expect that it had happened thousands of times at least.
It absolutely sent me how the one bit of English that Senchou immediately knew with no hesitation was what, "nice boobs" meant in English.
I’d love to see Marine trying to get through customs with a passport that actually says she’s 17
The second she tries to pull her suitcase behind her that charade will completely disintegrate, just like her arms.
Kiara: do you know what “nice boobs” means
Marine: my horniness transcends language barriers
I was kinda hoping Tenchou would start teaching her German phrases until she noticed it wasn't English xD
Thanks for the clip, Noises!
Kiara: "The customs officer will probably be kind of annoyed with you."
Marine: "And then some tall muscular guy will kidnap me, right?"
Kiara: "..."
Kiara:"peeep"
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i expect ppl saying 50 or smth older
Large Austrian Strong Man at the airport:
"Come with me if you want to live"
3:13 At this point she just hopes Kiara will act out her lewd fantasies.
I think saying meat friends as the reason for your visit at immigration will get you placed in a list.
Low voice Kiara uwu
Time to summon Calli to give Senchou another English Lesson!
Sun on the beach!
senchou and tenchou really having a great time together.
The sequel to Miko and Coco 😂
Thank you for translating this clips for so long Noises
_"What if a… strong Austrian man…like, came and kidnapped me ... aha ha, just kidding... unless...?"_ - Marine, probably
That being said, I don't think I've *ever* heard Japanese with an Austrian accent like Kiara did here before. Pretty neat.
kiara: "do you know 'nice boobs'?"
marine: "of course, i speak 'pei-go'
I feel like Marine is always prepared for scenario of being kidnapped by strong men wherever she goes.
there isnt one hololive member that has bad chemistry with kiara. tenchou is just so outgoing.
i dont know if everybody knows this but this isnt the first time tenchou and senchou meet. they met back when kiara lived in japan
Kiara is getting better and better.
This turned from language coaching to self-defence on a damn dime.
So to have an English conversation with Senchou Kiara ended up just using Gaijin Nihongo instead lol
The flow is so good. I can't stop dying
"Sorry I'm 17" has the same energy as "I can't, I'm married" from The fairly odd parents LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
austrian ichimi airport workers keeping their eyes peeled for short thicc japanese women: O_O
lol I worked security at the Vienna airport 7 years ago
*30 yr old short thicc Japanese women
0:14 very diplomatic response on kiara's part lmao
I think the fact that she wants to get kidnapped should scare away any potential kidnappers
Marine: *thinking about getting kidnapped*
Marines panties: "Mayday mayday, we're drowning!"
So senchou is going to Austria to meat sexy overseas guys?
🥩🥩
Easier to meet them there than in Japan, after all 😏
she want to visit kiara, i still think holo JP and EN should've a vacation to bali. I'm sure holo ID very happy to receive them with a warm welcome.
Austria definitely doesnt have many sexy guys lmao
All me
I love how senchou knew IN A SECOND what "boobs" are.
Senchou really need to ask Luineesan as her interpreter lol XD
I guess all our friends are really meat friends.
If kidnapped, call Korone. What she has "are a very particular set of skills, skills [she's] acquired over a very long career, skills that make [her] a nightmare for people like [stalkers]."
Kiara carrying on Coco’s work.
i love how everything leads back to I'm 17
Marine immediately thinking of getting abducted by strong, big overseas guys...
As an overseas guy I don't know if I should feel insulted, amused or aroused. 😳😅
what do you mean "or" ?
💀
@@FantasticMrFrog
That's fair. 🤣👍
Its okay Marine can just rely on body language.
I was drinking coffee at the "Meat Friends" part and I sprayed it all over my monitor.
Migrations: are you friends with a war criminal?
Marine: Kiara save me!!
When Marine said they were in an austrian airport I was kinda hoping for Kiara to greet her with "Grüß Gott!"
*"Niku tomodachi"* lol. Senchou???
I would feel bad for the man who tried to kidnap Senchou. But I guess this would be good inspiration for artists xD
It might be _sekuhara_ words, but they're compliments for Senchou. Never change Senchou 🤣
Niku sake tomodachi 🤣
Direct TL from Chinese
0:12 *"Jer-Mahn"*
Crazy cute.
3:11
As an austrian I can confirm this is what happens there on a daily basis
3:12 oh no she's on to us guys
Traveling alone as a minor is perfectly fine BTW, I flew to Japan and traveled around there without any adult supervision with 17 and nobody even asked.
What a brave soul. That or you just know what you're doing.
@k w anywhere else? It's not a weird thing to do in Western Europe either.
She knew the last one easy. Sasuga, Senchou.
Immigration: "What is your reason for traveling?"
Marine, confidently: "MEAT FRIENDS"
Immigration: "Alright, sounds good to me."
"Niku tomodachi?!" 💀
Wait until she finds out everyone in Austria speaks austrian.
That was so cute lol
NIKU TOMODACHI KILLS ME😂😂😂
Senchou was really interested in that abduction scenario.
Marine, if you get kidnapped by a strong man, I think you'll have more pressing concerns than "How do I say 'unhand me' in English...?"
I love how quickly Marine answered what "nice boobs" mean.😂
Marine definitely wants a doujin out of this. XD
i love marin so much
She understood "nice boobs" no problem XD
That turn marine did at 1:19 is soo cute
"sorry im 17" that excuse dont work for everything senchou
this conversation reminds me of "freedom lady"
Meanwhile, Miko is still looking for “Freedom Lady”.
For Marine's "hypothetical situation", didn't they have a japanese aerobic show teaching exactly what to say in those kind of events? I'm pretty sure the key phrase for her would be "Take. Anything you want." (Yes, I'm joking by the way)
Marine is trying, bless her heart.
So seiso conversation, just right for my tea
Diejoeboo die yo!
- Kiara
She really went with the 2 truths 1 lie approach right from the start, didn’t she?
meat friends 👀
Normal person 'What if I get kidnapped by some creep?"
Marine "What if I get kidnapped by some BIG STRONG man twice my size~?"
It’s funny that she claims she is 17 every time she wants to be forgiven.
Marine's brain full of doujinshi situation
3:07 肉に出会う。Meet the meat.
Marine: Meat friends?
Kiara: 🐔
If it's the Viena airport they don't as the purpose of your visit as long as you have the papers needed.
she should have said that Marine is 17 second season
the guys spamming 30 in chat when kiara did the passport joke are ice cold lmfao
lol marine paralyzed
If only more people reacted like Marine
Cuties learning English
As Austrian it's always surprising how many Austrians actually speak at least a bit of Japanese because they watch anime or have a job that works with Japanese companies.
Like 1 out of 10 people I know know at least some Japanese. And it is probably biased because most people I know went to university or college, but even overall, it's probably 1 out of 25.
Also I bet there is at least one guy from the Airport crew that speaks Japanese because there is a lot of Asian tourists, both from China and Japan.
I mostly base all of that on the state of Styria and it's Capital Graz, so it may be different in other parts of Austria, I haven't been to Vienna in over 10 years.
She's gonna be fine. They take her to custody before she gets lost outside of the airport.
Marine: What do i say if i get kidnapped by strong man?
Also Marine: What do i say if i want to get kidnapped by strong man?
This is hilarious but also terrifying since like...human trafficking is at an all time high.
Not in Austria tho, only a few of the western and central european states have those issues. Namely France (where everyone is at risk), and some slight issues in spain and italian for non-documented immigrants. You;d have to go into the balkens or far eastern europe to have that concern.
"I don't speak English. I don't speak German. I'm a 17 year old girl."
"Ahh, yes, we can tell you don't understand our numbers yet.'
Kiara has to be messing with her. There is no way that sass she is acting doesn't go over a beginners head. :D
Me working on airport an saw an elder japanese women and saying “ excuse me , i’m 17 girl “
Hmmmm
Kiara: hahahaha🙁
It's now official, among HololiveJP members Marine is my favorite.....
At this point Marine is hoping some strong man takes her xd
NIKU TOMODACHI 4 LIFE
same vibe as free america 😂
not sure if responding „thank you, thank you!“ to catcalls is the best idea, Marine. 🤔