The Time Nick Worked in a Call Center

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  • Опубликовано: 10 июл 2021
  • Ep. 59 Marmaduke
    Outro Music: • Ekoth Desert (demo)
    Game: Noita
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  • @stonedzebra420
    @stonedzebra420 2 года назад +1158

    Nick has had every working class job that ever has existed

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +168

      Working in a (American, trust fund, white owned) call center honestly made me go from being a normal happy adjusted person to thinking "I'd rather drive this fucking car off this cliff than go into work"
      AVOID IT

    • @videotrash
      @videotrash 2 года назад +70

      @@ZeranZeran Yeah they're joking in the clip, but it sounds legitimately hellish and surreal.

    • @UFO_PILOT
      @UFO_PILOT 2 года назад +48

      He's a veritable Jack-off-of-all-trades.

    • @inktoxicant
      @inktoxicant 2 года назад +78

      @@ZeranZeran My buddy tried to sell me on starting at a call center with him. A month later, he was telling me about how during one of his training sessions he asked a survey question about Obama & got to hear the guy on the other line drop n-bombs while his black supervisor was standing next to him, taking the call with him.

    • @bardforhire8345
      @bardforhire8345 2 года назад +8

      @@ZeranZeran go work for shaniqua then

  • @johnsierra3537
    @johnsierra3537 2 года назад +315

    Cassandra was actually Nick's one true love, but his unwillingness to acknowledge his own autism forced him to turn away from her, leading him down the long sad path towards complete mental collapse that he is currently on.

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 Год назад +203

    “What a fucking stupid life”
    Stav is a bald legend

    • @jakeklutts864
      @jakeklutts864 10 месяцев назад +12

      I think about this line all the time

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 3 месяца назад +4

      @@jakeklutts864same here. Nicks life used to be so sad. Imagine being one of nicks parents during his 20s 😂

  • @bazookatooth9211
    @bazookatooth9211 2 года назад +370

    Walking around with a theatrical cane is several levels above wearing a fedora and fingerless gloves.

    • @Somnivore7
      @Somnivore7 2 года назад +38

      its some how more lame and cool at the same time

    • @patavinity1262
      @patavinity1262 2 года назад +26

      The top hat and goggles level

    • @sp_freely7055
      @sp_freely7055 2 года назад +4

      The final form.

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 2 года назад +6

      At work I had a guy and his girlfriend come up to my till and he had a theatrical cane with a bejeweled handle and two massive ToysRUs bags full of teddy bears. I work at a movie theatre.

    • @pinkfloydguy7781
      @pinkfloydguy7781 2 года назад +12

      There’s a guy who works overnight at Walmart here who wears a samurai skirt and those Japanese toe sock things with sandals

  • @Sunday8916
    @Sunday8916 2 года назад +110

    Nick is a working class hero

  • @temp229009
    @temp229009 Год назад +58

    his dad gives me a TON of insight into why nick is the way he is

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 5 месяцев назад +5

      I bet thats who he based his prank call persona off of. The one where he's a droning on with endless questions as an old man with the last name Elmo.

  • @trevortaylor3841
    @trevortaylor3841 10 месяцев назад +20

    “First of all imagine a workplace with 600 people and I’m the coolest one there. “

  • @magdump_supreme5370
    @magdump_supreme5370 2 года назад +180

    I love this shit because there’s never ads on the video

    • @Jearbearjenkins
      @Jearbearjenkins 2 года назад +9

      I got an ad saying “let’s hope your next meal isn’t as predictable as this scene” and then the video started

  • @void.dweller
    @void.dweller 2 года назад +177

    “Good afternoon, how dare you call Amazon”

  • @Asherdasherr
    @Asherdasherr 2 года назад +275

    adam shat his pants

  • @mstripling86
    @mstripling86 2 года назад +82

    I used to work at Dish network, god that was such a shit job. I was one of those employees who hated his job so much that i was constantly calling out sick, yet somehow always skated the line of not getting fired. they had a point system for attendance and every time one point would fall off and would go off final warning i would call in that day and proceed to sit around and get shit faced drunk and jerk off all day. I was literally the worst employee ever, but since their standards were so low, they somehow kept me for over a year and a half....i don't know how i didnt get fired a long time before that.

    • @basedmarxist1762
      @basedmarxist1762 2 года назад +16

      My hero

    • @spookygangrecords
      @spookygangrecords Год назад +1

      This is the only way in that line of work at what I can only assume is the same exact same company I worked for. Beats being one of the freaks who take that as a serious career and wear suits.

  • @brancracker
    @brancracker Год назад +20

    2:50 stav having to take like 5 seconds to even process the barking gets me every time

  • @Peanut_Buster90
    @Peanut_Buster90 Год назад +25

    Nick's Career Resume is the WoW Create a Character menu.

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 2 года назад +18

    “What a stupid life” 😂 1:04

  • @hazeofthegreensmoke505
    @hazeofthegreensmoke505 2 года назад +300

    Seagull is a real my man for this one

    • @dawsonjosiahwilliams
      @dawsonjosiahwilliams 2 года назад +8

      No he's a gay seagull

    • @nuancecontraire
      @nuancecontraire 2 года назад +7

      @@dawsonjosiahwilliams are there gay seagulls?

    • @pigguy
      @pigguy 2 года назад +7

      @@nuancecontraire if Beavis and Butthead taught us anything, it's that lesbian seagulls exist. Also I'm gay.

    • @nuancecontraire
      @nuancecontraire 2 года назад +3

      @@pigguy huhuh, uhhh, that's like cool

    • @UFO_PILOT
      @UFO_PILOT 2 года назад +8

      @@nuancecontraire yes. They're called Pelicans.

  • @Arbiter417Machinima
    @Arbiter417Machinima 2 года назад +65

    Steven Seagull just fatly uploading at 3:00 in the morning.

  • @kanekidson9939
    @kanekidson9939 2 года назад +48

    Ted Bundy also worked in a call centre. And he was gay

  • @penguano5514
    @penguano5514 2 года назад +30

    this podcast is great for the hangover recovery period

  • @selfpimp
    @selfpimp 2 года назад +196

    I worked customer retention for major isp and every month I would call them up and just threaten them with canceling my shit. Haven't payed for my internet for like 2 years now.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +45

      I try this with AT&T, they're just like "OK then"
      Those cunts know I have no other choice

    • @AlphaFoxAdam
      @AlphaFoxAdam 2 года назад +22

      @@ZeranZeran Frontier is the same way. But you can just cancel your account and reopen in your roommate's/wife's/girlfriend's name...then go back and forth once the discount period is over.

    • @AlphaFoxAdam
      @AlphaFoxAdam 2 года назад +1

      Yyyupp. My parents have Frontier...fun times.

    • @selfpimp
      @selfpimp 2 года назад +3

      Well it works when there's more than one company in the area.

    • @rabbi4skin666
      @rabbi4skin666 2 года назад

      @@AlphaFoxAdam I used to work for frontier in a call center fuck that place and the customers.

  • @OttoVonBizmarkie
    @OttoVonBizmarkie 6 месяцев назад +6

    I would’ve probably fell in love with Cassandra

  • @thomfyoufool
    @thomfyoufool 4 месяца назад +4

    Based on the people he’s describing, Nick didn’t actually work at a call center. he would just walk into a High School theater department.

  • @Mrcoconutgun
    @Mrcoconutgun 2 года назад +14

    The windwaker guy is based as fuck

  • @omegaluck6220
    @omegaluck6220 Год назад +13

    Call centre is literally the worst job I ever had. They do everything In their power to disguise it as a good job whilst applying but it is awful. Avoid it at all costs

  • @joshuabela5374
    @joshuabela5374 2 года назад +24

    This MUST be animated into a cartoon

  • @BPchadlite
    @BPchadlite 2 года назад +33

    More like Neil Datass Tightson. whoops wrong clip

  • @Immy50
    @Immy50 2 года назад +83

    back when the show didnt depress the shit out of me

    • @rickymoen9482
      @rickymoen9482 2 года назад +10

      Wats it like now?

    • @tinman3747
      @tinman3747 2 года назад +21

      @@rickymoen9482 gay

    • @bossabassa364
      @bossabassa364 2 года назад

      @@tinman3747 whatcu mean baby

    • @yojeli
      @yojeli Год назад +2

      @@tinman3747 always has been babe

  • @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883
    @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 2 года назад +53

    I use to flirt with my homophobic manager at toys r us

  • @THX11458
    @THX11458 2 года назад +76

    The woman who brought a doll to work and brushed it hair all day sounds like some sort of freak serial killer.

    • @manchagojohnsonmanchago6367
      @manchagojohnsonmanchago6367 2 года назад +9

      normal callcentre work..

    • @gronizherz3603
      @gronizherz3603 2 года назад +11

      she sounded like she would bring a 2nd tiny lunch box for the doll

    • @Shotblur
      @Shotblur 2 года назад +7

      @@gronizherz3603 and she'd make tiny meals to put in the second lunch box and it would be empty by the end of the day

  • @yxngraspy3291
    @yxngraspy3291 7 дней назад

    nick’s heart shining through is what makes this a good podcast. “He has to be Tony because of people like you!”

  • @jaydeng.3029
    @jaydeng.3029 2 года назад +71

    I love how Stav says "Maybe the Republicans were right" with no further elaboration

  • @kingchuckfinley
    @kingchuckfinley 2 года назад +25

    I worked at a call center for a brief period, and we used to prank call it too. It’s hilarious.

  • @mrniceguy7168
    @mrniceguy7168 2 года назад +7

    I always come back to this clip to listen to Jeremy freak out

  • @Toxodos
    @Toxodos 5 дней назад

    stav audibly getting excited when nick describes the place he worked at is so funny lol

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 2 года назад +145

    I worked at a call center doing costumer service for the patriarchy. I read from a script listing slanderous slurs and sexist cis speech. Most of the calls were from Karen's wanting to speak to the manager of microaggressions. My boss busted me listening to Cumtown and fired me for being gay.

    • @Speedojesus
      @Speedojesus 2 года назад +9

      Very cringe and very gay.

    • @davidbohm1866
      @davidbohm1866 2 года назад +27

      @@Speedojesus
      You're still using the Mynamajeff joke that was old five years ago. You're subbed to Vaush. And you're unironically calling things cringe. The lack of self awareness is amazing.
      Can you say "my wife" like Borat while you talk about your love of woke identity politics? You're so cool.

    • @kuro4347
      @kuro4347 2 года назад +23

      @@davidbohm1866 With any luck, your comment will cause him to finally pull the trigger.

    • @rustyshackleford4300
      @rustyshackleford4300 2 года назад +7

      What's Vaush Is that like a more gay chapo traphouse or something

    • @adamplentl5588
      @adamplentl5588 2 года назад +2

      @@rustyshackleford4300 yes exactly.

  • @to2866
    @to2866 2 года назад +73

    Stavros is a cringe connoisseur.

  • @jwarrior2011
    @jwarrior2011 2 года назад +14

    I called a bank a few days ago to help my Spanish-only speaking uncle pay off his car loan. They could tell him his balance over the phone but getting a physical doc of his payoff amount could only be done by fax or mail AFTER having mailed or faxed a written request.

  • @doughboy5858
    @doughboy5858 2 года назад +10

    That ups driver is in the teamster union, there’s zero chance they did anything to reprimand him lol

  • @badxradxandy
    @badxradxandy 2 года назад +17

    Good afternoon, how dare you call Amazon lmao

  • @slimjimbaby
    @slimjimbaby 2 года назад +8

    come for the bits, stay for the end music

  • @kerednilon4276
    @kerednilon4276 2 года назад +5

    Outro-music is sweet

  • @Csharp7707
    @Csharp7707 2 года назад +5

    Nick plays bf1 that rocks

  • @tyylit
    @tyylit Год назад

    thats some deep discussion. amazing podcast

  • @arlenbales3233
    @arlenbales3233 2 года назад +41

    This game looks fun but also looks hard as shit.

  • @unnecessaryapostrophe4047
    @unnecessaryapostrophe4047 2 года назад +15

    Seeing Nick wear a Milwaukee hat fills me with a really gay anger.

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 2 года назад +3

      That’s so hot… because I’m gay.

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 2 года назад +2

      That’s so hot… because I’m gay.

    • @startledmilk6670
      @startledmilk6670 2 года назад +2

      What do you have against milwaukee? I ask as a gay Wisconsinite

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 2 года назад +1

      @@startledmilk6670 not gay enough

    • @unnecessaryapostrophe4047
      @unnecessaryapostrophe4047 2 года назад +1

      @@startledmilk6670 It's the tool brand.

  • @yojeli
    @yojeli Год назад +1

    This helps me with my emotions

  • @residentevil4freek
    @residentevil4freek 8 месяцев назад +1

    Nick's voice autotunes at 0:54

  • @kimdotnet2110
    @kimdotnet2110 2 года назад +4

    "what a fucking stupid life"

  • @deepns9395
    @deepns9395 2 года назад +5

    haha man my buddies are the best

  • @jamesroche8785
    @jamesroche8785 2 года назад +40

    Stav would crack within three months doing the same job he mocks Jeremy for doing tho

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 4 месяца назад +1

    Honestly, Im happy for the call center furries. Like, how nice they have their little community where they can be their authentic weirdo selfs.

  • @rileysummers6064
    @rileysummers6064 Год назад +3

    Worked in a call center doing customer service for a medical insurance company for about a year. Shit RUINED me.

  • @samharris6212
    @samharris6212 2 года назад +4

    Hell yeah dude

  • @TheMikeMase
    @TheMikeMase 2 года назад +1

    the windwaker guy sounds fucking awesome

  • @MrSO9014
    @MrSO9014 2 года назад +20

    I’m Filipino, and gay.

  • @zarthera6063
    @zarthera6063 2 года назад +56

    playing noita and listening to cumtown < playing noita while watching noita and listening to cumtown

    • @bobcostas6272
      @bobcostas6272 2 года назад

      My laptop is broken so i cant play noita

    • @badxradxandy
      @badxradxandy 2 года назад +2

      I've yet to beat this game

    • @R0NYFL0NY
      @R0NYFL0NY 2 года назад

      @@badxradxandy Same lol, like 140 hours already and no win

    • @X8X8X6X4X
      @X8X8X6X4X 2 года назад

      Looks like Terraria

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 2 года назад

      what is a nutella

  • @wayneadams9102
    @wayneadams9102 17 дней назад

    "what a fucking stupid life" is the funniest shit

  • @aimannorzahariwod
    @aimannorzahariwod 2 года назад +3

    Working at call centers. A once in a lifetime experience. Never again.

  • @danielrobertson4811
    @danielrobertson4811 2 года назад +15

    This podcast will end in tragedy somehow… that’s what the dark music at the end told me

  • @cheesybacon1000
    @cheesybacon1000 2 года назад +5

    This is so fucking funny

  • @IAmMyOwnApprentice
    @IAmMyOwnApprentice 2 года назад +8

    The realness here.

  • @michaelluciano1980
    @michaelluciano1980 Месяц назад

    Damn I think me and Nick had the same job like 10 years ago

  • @lachlanmclennan2188
    @lachlanmclennan2188 2 года назад +1

    Sir Karen Mullen

  • @GorbyP
    @GorbyP 2 года назад +1

    What is the outro music?

  • @chrisgit4433
    @chrisgit4433 2 года назад +14

    Malaysian represent! only time the name is not sullied by Nick

  • @Bisquick
    @Bisquick 2 года назад +3

    Oh shit, a fellow gay BF fan.

  • @johndavey2340
    @johndavey2340 2 месяца назад +1

    Stav calling someone a piece of shit for not being able to handle working at a call center meanwhile he couldn’t handle making 6 figures working on a podcast

  • @YaRaginAye
    @YaRaginAye 2 года назад +9

    Nick should've pranked them as Gay Actor Michael Douglas

  • @jakermon1014
    @jakermon1014 2 года назад +1

    What game is that

  • @christopher35763
    @christopher35763 7 месяцев назад

    What’s the song at the end

  • @DoctorCyan
    @DoctorCyan 2 года назад +2

    heal

  • @GriffintheGuy
    @GriffintheGuy 2 года назад +13

    What is the name of this specific outro song? I like the vibe

    • @weedwin7356
      @weedwin7356 2 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/HXm_cmbvmok/видео.html

    • @rustyshackleford4300
      @rustyshackleford4300 2 года назад +1

      Chevelle - The Red acoustic version

  • @baphyyy7898
    @baphyyy7898 2 года назад +1

    Stavs opinions

  • @Jdcofla60
    @Jdcofla60 5 месяцев назад

    I'm so jealous that Nick worked with furries

  • @Elratonn
    @Elratonn 2 года назад

    Turn up the volume levels man

  • @bobcostas6272
    @bobcostas6272 2 года назад +6

    Respect

  • @Matthewsavant
    @Matthewsavant 7 месяцев назад

    Holy hell fellers I do listen to Kiss and fucking like Led Zeppelin or whatever from from time to time but I do love me some occasional hamtaro

  • @Chiefs_fan1595
    @Chiefs_fan1595 2 года назад +2

    8:25

  • @bills.prestonesq.5905
    @bills.prestonesq.5905 2 года назад +5

    Was gonna say how is the job market so bad when people like furries and Nick can can get jobs?
    Then I remembered this was in Am*rica so they're probably paid like $10/hour anyway.

    • @cheapskateaquatics7103
      @cheapskateaquatics7103 2 года назад +3

      90% of those call center jobs take zero skill. If you can take a phone call and can use a computer, they will hire you. They have a really high turn over rate, so they don't care much about who they hire.

  • @Oldmandying
    @Oldmandying 2 года назад +1

    What’s this game called lol

  • @dubgreens123
    @dubgreens123 2 года назад +1

    Finally a stretch of audio where they aren’t making gay jokes every 10 seconds

  • @maniac9046
    @maniac9046 2 года назад +3

    Stav is so cringe sometimes

  • @takehirotaniguchi6271
    @takehirotaniguchi6271 2 года назад +12

    I feel sorry for Nick and his coworkers at the time for having to deal with those furries that barked at each other. We definitely have those types in the fandom.
    Also I’m gay.

    • @anduin1
      @anduin1 2 года назад +14

      Furry means gay, no need to be redundant

    • @zashbot
      @zashbot 2 года назад +4

      we know

  • @brobsty1856
    @brobsty1856 2 года назад +5

    Are these the games you nerds play w you $4,000 gaming computers?? 😆

    • @rustyshackleford4300
      @rustyshackleford4300 2 года назад +2

      No, you're looking for Naruto: Konaha Trainer

    • @DaDaDo661
      @DaDaDo661 2 года назад +3

      I bought a 3080 and immediately fired up CS GO

  • @cjshaw3875
    @cjshaw3875 2 года назад +1

    what game is this

  • @nuancecontraire
    @nuancecontraire 2 года назад +2

    What is this game

    • @josephgilboy6259
      @josephgilboy6259 2 года назад +7

      0:00

    • @messydet
      @messydet 2 года назад +3

      noita

    • @nuancecontraire
      @nuancecontraire 2 года назад +4

      Neato
      Aye don't Noita if this is my kinda game boot oimma giver the ol play. Ize frum Birmingham buy the waye

  • @markransom9198
    @markransom9198 2 года назад

    this game looks annoying

  • @samangelo2208
    @samangelo2208 2 года назад +27

    Hell yeah dude

  • @Simon-cr5ff
    @Simon-cr5ff 2 года назад +4

    Hell yeah dude