I love how Adam went out his way to research the actual details of the dolphin study and nick just says "no it happened like this" with utter confidence.
Adam was way too excited to tell that story the "right" way. I can't believe Nick didn't have a Bipolar/BPD meltdown and snap on him like normal, he cut him off like 5 times
@@zane770 for sure it's like one of those moments in a conversation where you can't tell if the guy is joking anymore and seems genuinely upset and then it's all awkward after that, except it's happening to a different group of people repeatedly. A lot of second hand embarrassment
@@dtice69 I didn't realize it was such an early episode that makes way more sense. Nick hadn't developed his hubris, which was then agitated by their coke binges and the resulting lack of sleep, but that's also where we got those 4-Hour compilation videos of Nick talking about Epstein so it's give and take lol, tortured artist theory
I watched a 40 minute youtube video about the dolphin house the other night and nick talking about it for a short amount of time was much more entertaining... Probably because I'm gay
I love the stream of consciousness flow of the conversation. They jump from one thought to the next without ever finishing the original CIA dolphin story. This is the most brilliantly written podcast I’ve ever heard.
Lol, the fire bat idea sounds like a rip off of what Olga of Kiev did to the Drevlians in the 10th century, demanding sparrows as tribute from every household within a city, and then attaching pouches of sulfur to their legs, and when they returned to their nests, they set every household on fire. This has been Cool and Gay History with your host, Michael Douglas
It's hilarious hearing Adam talking about some doctor pooping his pants and then proceeds to call him a fucking loser. Adams best bits always involve shitting pants
@@Bri-th1rk well the woman would just rub the dolphin dick with her hand or foot, and they never gave the woman any drugs. Also the dolphin was microdosed with LSD only once I believe
The best open mic bit would be playing a character how this Bucket Molestation story building off the audience saying thats not normal and slowly has a breakdown on stage.
How? 1 hour seems like such a ridiculously short spam of time to induce diarrhea, even if he was drinking straight Everclear. There's gotta be more to this story. I'm a gay newscaster, i need the scoop
@@sjtv6565 there could’ve been some pre-party food in the mix. All I know he showed up 3 shots on arrival, disappeared, more shots, disappeared, then the guy came inside to go to the bathroom and he shat himself in the hall. His buddy was with him helping him clean up in costume and everything he was dressed as a doctor and the friend helping was lieutenant dangle from Reno 911 lmao
If you look up videos on Koko and sign language it turns out she couldn't sign for shit and there was a cottage industry of "studying ape intelligence" which was really a pseudoscience mainly focused on entertaining humans. It seems like the smartest dogs, though they don't sign, are much smarter and understand abstract logic and reasoning in a way the signing apes couldn't
I got wasted at 15 years old and ruined these older black peoples party by knocking over their tv, it landed straight onto the screen and smoke came out and it was silence and all of them staring at me
They missed the part where the dolphin killed itself after being he stopped getting handles from his human girlfriend (I don't want to be corrected if I'm misremembering that detail)
I remember one time I was so drunk. No idea where I was. I got home. I might have been drinking at home. Anyway I ended up in the closet. Like hidden away in a cubby hole in my big ass closet. Fuck dude.
the crazy thing about the dolphin shit was it DID begin to work. He started pronouncing syllables, but after they found out about the dolphin jacking they cut the funding and stopped the research.
Приколы
I love how Adam went out his way to research the actual details of the dolphin study and nick just says "no it happened like this" with utter confidence.
"Our good friend was molested"
STAV LAUGHS HIS FACE OFF
"Shouts out to him for getting molested"
@Mortagh I got molested
Hell yeah dude
"IT WAS A BIT!"
"Dude.. did you get molested?"
@@whitebloodism shouts out
The problem was that the dolphin didn't have a father figure.
The dolphin was just economically disadvantaged
dolphiN
RIP George Michael
DolphiNs just need equity, and better school systems.
Some of them live in food deserts
Isn't that what high school basketball coaches are for?
Adam was way too excited to tell that story the "right" way.
I can't believe Nick didn't have a Bipolar/BPD meltdown and snap on him like normal, he cut him off like 5 times
Adam was lucky that this transgression took place in episode 13. It was about a year in before Nick started sperging on everyone.
dude its so fucked up how he gets all pissy with adam. he sounds like such a bitch when he does it
@@zane770 for sure it's like one of those moments in a conversation where you can't tell if the guy is joking anymore and seems genuinely upset and then it's all awkward after that, except it's happening to a different group of people repeatedly. A lot of second hand embarrassment
@@dtice69 I didn't realize it was such an early episode that makes way more sense. Nick hadn't developed his hubris, which was then agitated by their coke binges and the resulting lack of sleep, but that's also where we got those 4-Hour compilation videos of Nick talking about Epstein so it's give and take lol, tortured artist theory
@@sjtv6565 Youre talking about the Golden Age of Mullen.
Lmao the idea of sexual tension building between some lady in a half flooded house and a fucking dolphin is so funny.
I watched a 40 minute youtube video about the dolphin house the other night and nick talking about it for a short amount of time was much more entertaining...
Probably because I'm gay
it was and you are!
ME TOO you know this channel watched it too and so did cum town
You're gay? I'm gay too!?
Atrocity guide wasn't it
@@accidentalpatient4152 yerp
I love the stream of consciousness flow of the conversation. They jump from one thought to the next without ever finishing the original CIA dolphin story.
This is the most brilliantly written podcast I’ve ever heard.
baby's first conversation
ya, crazy to think every episode is completely scripted
Most brilliantly *unwritten* podcast -- source: the podcast
Coke
The dolphin eventually killed itself. I'm not joking.
Lol, the fire bat idea sounds like a rip off of what Olga of Kiev did to the Drevlians in the 10th century, demanding sparrows as tribute from every household within a city, and then attaching pouches of sulfur to their legs, and when they returned to their nests, they set every household on fire.
This has been Cool and Gay History with your host, Michael Douglas
who are you
@@aidanpeterbio gay actor Michael Douglas
That's very interesting, thank you Mr. Douglas
sounds legit
I knew this sounded familiar but I could have sworn it was a greek or Roman dude
“Well, guess I have to do it...”
It's hilarious hearing Adam talking about some doctor pooping his pants and then proceeds to call him a fucking loser. Adams best bits always involve shitting pants
I like the idea of calling Adam embarrassingly shitting himself like an 80 year old man, a “bit” lmao
True Nostradamus
spoken like a true expert on gay jewish pants shitting doctors
I did a paper on the dolphin house and it’s funny hearing both Nick and Adam be so wrong about it
What did they get wrong?
@@Bri-th1rk well the woman would just rub the dolphin dick with her hand or foot, and they never gave the woman any drugs. Also the dolphin was microdosed with LSD only once I believe
@@Bri-th1rk in the podcast they said she sucked off the dolphin and that they were both on lsd
@@verbosed if you have to choose between truth and the legend, print the legend
@@verbosed that's still fucked up tho haha
"Self made cutoff house of cards t shirt"
Noita and cumtown highlights, there it is: the apex of content
What is this game? It looks totally autistic, right up my alley
@@sjtv6565 noita it’s basically one of those powder simulators with a game built into it.....it’s incredibly gay and awesome
S W I S H
Gotta play a real game like Hades
The best open mic bit would be playing a character how this Bucket Molestation story building off the audience saying thats not normal and slowly has a breakdown on stage.
“Patrayin” Adam Friedland
I am fucking astounded the Koko thing is actually true.
what did she do to Robin WIlliams?
He was never the same after Koko
I appreciate nick trying to tell the dolphin LSD story but he tells it so wrongly it makes it funnier.
Dude this guy shit himself within his first hour of being at this Halloween party I had. Wild
How? 1 hour seems like such a ridiculously short spam of time to induce diarrhea, even if he was drinking straight Everclear.
There's gotta be more to this story. I'm a gay newscaster, i need the scoop
@@sjtv6565 there could’ve been some pre-party food in the mix. All I know he showed up 3 shots on arrival, disappeared, more shots, disappeared, then the guy came inside to go to the bathroom and he shat himself in the hall. His buddy was with him helping him clean up in costume and everything he was dressed as a doctor and the friend helping was lieutenant dangle from Reno 911 lmao
@@thiccolascage2745
That makes sense, he got trashed too early.
Fuck that would make a great photo but I'm glad he had a true friend to help him lol.
alcoholic-era nick was truly unbound by the limits of society
I've never shit myself WHILE drinking. But every morning after when i wake up, it's an emergency.
Next video should be called "Gay Tall Tales" and its just every time Adam and Stav claim they're straight
Wouldn’t that be straight tall tales
The bat bomb was a pre nuke and it was developed with Japanese paper and wood style houses in mind.
Adam's finally confident 😯
its so good to see
This was back in the cokehead days
He did a line of confidence powder
If you look up videos on Koko and sign language it turns out she couldn't sign for shit and there was a cottage industry of "studying ape intelligence" which was really a pseudoscience mainly focused on entertaining humans. It seems like the smartest dogs, though they don't sign, are much smarter and understand abstract logic and reasoning in a way the signing apes couldn't
Really? Therefor evolution is fake? Gotcha my gay friend.
Good to know that there’s sea creatures out there who have gotten more action than me. Respect ✊.
Props to adam's Sister for being a 10/10. 👏
Whenever Id black out, Id always deny puking.
I got wasted at 15 years old and ruined these older black peoples party by knocking over their tv, it landed straight onto the screen and smoke came out and it was silence and all of them staring at me
hahahaha
Atrocity guide- John c lily
Is the video to watch for the deep dive on the dolphin experiments
Hell yeah dude
i feel really gay being this early
Look dude, I know I've commented this, but vidya overlaid on CT audio is my new favorite genre of video
That makes me really happy to hear :)
@@StevenSeagull im happy youre happy dude
@@zane770 well I’m gay
Those extra clothes that the school had were actually sent to the school by Nicks mother in case of emergency
I’m a dolphin and I’m gay
Dolphins can raiype you in real life
Dolph Cumgren
7:28 - Adam's white pants fate is sealed
I literally play nothing but Noita and watch your videos.
I'm also gay
Noita rocks
Is that Adam laughing at a child shitting his pants? Oh the irony 😂
dolphins and whales have a neo-cortex
I fuckin love this podcast
"It's weird how gym teachers are also the school nurse sometimes" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Damn that sucks
Eating while shitting is probably the fattest thing you can do
Someone literally just released a documentary about the dolphin house I'm not joking at all
Those clothes were probably just last years lost and found.
Hey that dolphin thing inspired Ecco The Dolphin
11:58 If only the boys had acknowledged Adam's comment he wouldnt have felt the need to prove it later.
They missed the part where the dolphin killed itself after being he stopped getting handles from his human girlfriend (I don't want to be corrected if I'm misremembering that detail)
My first podcast years ago was rooster teeth, now Nick as officially become Burnie Burns but gay
*the bat bomb actually happened. It did more damage than the atom bomb in japan.*
Robin Williams said coco played with his nipples, too. So maybe it wasn't just women, maybe it was everyone.
the dolphin experiments also involved a ton of drugs i used to know the name of the researcher he was just super strung out on acid and amphetamines
John C. Lilly? More ketamine than acid. He also invented the isolation/float tank.
good shit
These aren’t tall tales though, at least the dolphin one. It’s 100% true
Coco one is true too
“Why don’t you shit your pants again?” “That was in 3rd grade man!” “PEOPLE DONT FORGET!”
Are you familiar with Yoda? From ”Attack of the clones”
Adams such a cute girl
0:47 also she couldn’t communicate with sign language with as much comprehensiveness as some odd videos might imply
Pa Trey on
Maybe money does make you miserable.
Stav acting like he didn't know exactly what happened at that party
7:29 oh the foreshadowing. At least that dude was a child when he cried after shitting his pants. Adam was 30
11:59 oh buddy just you wait...
sweet game bro
Wow Koko the gorilla is pretty cool
Yeah the idea was the bats would roost in the rafters of Japanese homes and then the firebomb would go off, burning down all the homes.
Nick watched an atrocity guide video I see
11:25 Stav tried too hard on that one
They should talk about men who stare at goats
I wish noita ran this well on my PC...
Were you drunk?" "Noooo"
11:03 Stav and the Trail of Pop-Tarts.
Denier
Salute
Haaaark Nicholas. Haaaaaaark.
The dolphin stuff was nasa not cia. There’s a really good drunk history episode about it
hell yes
Project pigeon
Any chance I could get the link to the song? Couldnt find it on twitter
this game has such a similar feel to dead cells
More like dangerous dave
if you listen to the dolphin section on X2 stavs laugh sounds exactly like a dolphin. true story
Beep Bop Boop
My friends are so funny
this game any good? looks rad
It’s super fun but it’s got a steep learning curve
What is it called?
@@adamjudy2766 Noita
@@ms16648 indie developers only know how to make games like this
The permadeath sucks tho
The Mackinist
that’s how I pronounce it, I have no idea how it’s supposed to be though
If Nick never shit himself he was never a real alcoholic lol
this game will always make me think of jerma
what game is being played onscreen?
It’s called Noita
Interesting looking game. Looks gay. Right up my alley
Thats what I was thinking
I remember one time I was so drunk. No idea where I was. I got home. I might have been drinking at home. Anyway I ended up in the closet. Like hidden away in a cubby hole in my big ass closet. Fuck dude.
Nick sounds different
It was the 60s
>Nick
>tall
Special potential class for kids who don’t know how to read
What game is this? Why can't I stop watching this?
It's in the description
They got john Lily’s experiment wrong
Ive heard that rabi thing before tho lol
so SNL also stole this bit too?
the crazy thing about the dolphin shit was it DID begin to work. He started pronouncing syllables, but after they found out about the dolphin jacking they cut the funding and stopped the research.
whats the game ?
Noita
im gay
36 days off booze. I’m gay.
You still on the wagon?
They did from a house with water and put a dolphin in it with a woman
Lmfao
Earth is flat.
What game?
Noita
❤