Nick's Drunk Tall Tales

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @humanzbornfresh
    @humanzbornfresh Год назад +197

    I love how Adam went out his way to research the actual details of the dolphin study and nick just says "no it happened like this" with utter confidence.

  • @KMcNally117
    @KMcNally117 3 года назад +765

    "Our good friend was molested"
    STAV LAUGHS HIS FACE OFF

    • @mortagh42
      @mortagh42 3 года назад +41

      "Shouts out to him for getting molested"

    • @whitebloodism
      @whitebloodism 3 года назад +4

      @Mortagh I got molested

    • @bobcostas6272
      @bobcostas6272 3 года назад +24

      Hell yeah dude

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +15

      "IT WAS A BIT!"
      "Dude.. did you get molested?"

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +1

      @@whitebloodism shouts out

  • @Fabianwew
    @Fabianwew 3 года назад +407

    The problem was that the dolphin didn't have a father figure.

    • @badxradxandy
      @badxradxandy 3 года назад +66

      The dolphin was just economically disadvantaged

    • @bigfishguy307
      @bigfishguy307 3 года назад +23

      dolphiN

    • @PRL1290
      @PRL1290 3 года назад +9

      RIP George Michael

    • @rock4935
      @rock4935 3 года назад +17

      DolphiNs just need equity, and better school systems.
      Some of them live in food deserts

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 3 года назад +6

      Isn't that what high school basketball coaches are for?

  • @sjtv6565
    @sjtv6565 3 года назад +339

    Adam was way too excited to tell that story the "right" way.
    I can't believe Nick didn't have a Bipolar/BPD meltdown and snap on him like normal, he cut him off like 5 times

    • @dtice69
      @dtice69 3 года назад +62

      Adam was lucky that this transgression took place in episode 13. It was about a year in before Nick started sperging on everyone.

    • @zane770
      @zane770 3 года назад +14

      dude its so fucked up how he gets all pissy with adam. he sounds like such a bitch when he does it

    • @sjtv6565
      @sjtv6565 3 года назад +20

      @@zane770 for sure it's like one of those moments in a conversation where you can't tell if the guy is joking anymore and seems genuinely upset and then it's all awkward after that, except it's happening to a different group of people repeatedly. A lot of second hand embarrassment

    • @sjtv6565
      @sjtv6565 3 года назад +51

      @@dtice69 I didn't realize it was such an early episode that makes way more sense. Nick hadn't developed his hubris, which was then agitated by their coke binges and the resulting lack of sleep, but that's also where we got those 4-Hour compilation videos of Nick talking about Epstein so it's give and take lol, tortured artist theory

    • @bluedragonrob1
      @bluedragonrob1 3 года назад +13

      @@sjtv6565 Youre talking about the Golden Age of Mullen.

  • @fokii9880
    @fokii9880 3 года назад +145

    I love the stream of consciousness flow of the conversation. They jump from one thought to the next without ever finishing the original CIA dolphin story.
    This is the most brilliantly written podcast I’ve ever heard.

    • @cam-gv2gf
      @cam-gv2gf 2 года назад +23

      baby's first conversation

    • @reflect_earth
      @reflect_earth 2 года назад +27

      ya, crazy to think every episode is completely scripted

    • @bradleymyers126
      @bradleymyers126 2 года назад +4

      Most brilliantly *unwritten* podcast -- source: the podcast

    • @imwithenglish4722
      @imwithenglish4722 2 года назад +3

      Coke

    • @RndmAnvgr777
      @RndmAnvgr777 Год назад +6

      The dolphin eventually killed itself. I'm not joking.

  • @collinhaas6137
    @collinhaas6137 3 года назад +226

    I watched a 40 minute youtube video about the dolphin house the other night and nick talking about it for a short amount of time was much more entertaining...
    Probably because I'm gay

  • @daniel590
    @daniel590 3 года назад +93

    Lmao the idea of sexual tension building between some lady in a half flooded house and a fucking dolphin is so funny.

    • @Michael-io6db
      @Michael-io6db 2 месяца назад

      It's like that Louis Theroux documentary: "Tell them you love me." They just needed to break the communication barrier and the floodgates opened.

  • @bertchintus4103
    @bertchintus4103 3 года назад +124

    Lol, the fire bat idea sounds like a rip off of what Olga of Kiev did to the Drevlians in the 10th century, demanding sparrows as tribute from every household within a city, and then attaching pouches of sulfur to their legs, and when they returned to their nests, they set every household on fire.
    This has been Cool and Gay History with your host, Michael Douglas

    • @aidanpeterbio
      @aidanpeterbio 3 года назад +2

      who are you

    • @bertchintus4103
      @bertchintus4103 3 года назад +27

      @@aidanpeterbio gay actor Michael Douglas

    • @LeoSkyro
      @LeoSkyro 3 года назад +18

      That's very interesting, thank you Mr. Douglas

    • @avtist5639
      @avtist5639 3 года назад

      sounds legit

    • @coldhands2802
      @coldhands2802 3 года назад +1

      I knew this sounded familiar but I could have sworn it was a greek or Roman dude

  • @trugguff9632
    @trugguff9632 2 года назад +99

    It's hilarious hearing Adam talking about some doctor pooping his pants and then proceeds to call him a fucking loser. Adams best bits always involve shitting pants

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 2 года назад +15

      I like the idea of calling Adam embarrassingly shitting himself like an 80 year old man, a “bit” lmao

    • @juliansandulli7878
      @juliansandulli7878 Год назад

      True Nostradamus

    • @dontdothngs
      @dontdothngs 9 месяцев назад

      spoken like a true expert on gay jewish pants shitting doctors

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 3 года назад +34

    The best open mic bit would be playing a character how this Bucket Molestation story building off the audience saying thats not normal and slowly has a breakdown on stage.

  • @jacobtheusch6159
    @jacobtheusch6159 3 года назад +34

    “Well, guess I have to do it...”

  • @JohnDobak
    @JohnDobak 6 месяцев назад +11

    7:28 - Adam's white pants fate is sealed

    • @Thoggnee
      @Thoggnee 2 месяца назад +2

      punished for hubris

  • @verbosed
    @verbosed 3 года назад +159

    I did a paper on the dolphin house and it’s funny hearing both Nick and Adam be so wrong about it

    • @Bri-th1rk
      @Bri-th1rk 3 года назад +4

      What did they get wrong?

    • @verbosed
      @verbosed 3 года назад +17

      @@Bri-th1rk well the woman would just rub the dolphin dick with her hand or foot, and they never gave the woman any drugs. Also the dolphin was microdosed with LSD only once I believe

    • @verbosed
      @verbosed 3 года назад +9

      @@Bri-th1rk in the podcast they said she sucked off the dolphin and that they were both on lsd

    • @MacIntoshMann
      @MacIntoshMann 3 года назад +76

      @@verbosed if you have to choose between truth and the legend, print the legend

    • @stevus23
      @stevus23 3 года назад +2

      @@verbosed that's still fucked up tho haha

  • @ScythesCartoons
    @ScythesCartoons 3 года назад +181

    Noita and cumtown highlights, there it is: the apex of content

    • @sjtv6565
      @sjtv6565 3 года назад +7

      What is this game? It looks totally autistic, right up my alley

    • @Itsbobbbby
      @Itsbobbbby 3 года назад +12

      @@sjtv6565 noita it’s basically one of those powder simulators with a game built into it.....it’s incredibly gay and awesome

    • @ianlibby2410
      @ianlibby2410 3 года назад

      S W I S H

    • @gaughen
      @gaughen 3 года назад

      Gotta play a real game like Hades

  • @kikook222
    @kikook222 3 года назад +36

    I am fucking astounded the Koko thing is actually true.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +7

      what did she do to Robin WIlliams?
      He was never the same after Koko

  • @yeahman3561
    @yeahman3561 3 года назад +54

    "Self made cutoff house of cards t shirt"

  • @tofubutcher7456
    @tofubutcher7456 3 года назад +63

    If you look up videos on Koko and sign language it turns out she couldn't sign for shit and there was a cottage industry of "studying ape intelligence" which was really a pseudoscience mainly focused on entertaining humans. It seems like the smartest dogs, though they don't sign, are much smarter and understand abstract logic and reasoning in a way the signing apes couldn't

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine Год назад

      Really? Therefor evolution is fake? Gotcha my gay friend.

  • @noahbirthisel3285
    @noahbirthisel3285 3 года назад +18

    The bat bomb was a pre nuke and it was developed with Japanese paper and wood style houses in mind.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Год назад +18

    I appreciate nick trying to tell the dolphin LSD story but he tells it so wrongly it makes it funnier.

  • @lethalmuffin101
    @lethalmuffin101 3 года назад +42

    “Patrayin” Adam Friedland

  • @thecommander9887
    @thecommander9887 3 года назад +37

    Next video should be called "Gay Tall Tales" and its just every time Adam and Stav claim they're straight

    • @SNNetwork
      @SNNetwork 3 года назад +4

      Wouldn’t that be straight tall tales

  • @thiccolascage2745
    @thiccolascage2745 3 года назад +43

    Dude this guy shit himself within his first hour of being at this Halloween party I had. Wild

    • @sjtv6565
      @sjtv6565 3 года назад +6

      How? 1 hour seems like such a ridiculously short spam of time to induce diarrhea, even if he was drinking straight Everclear.
      There's gotta be more to this story. I'm a gay newscaster, i need the scoop

    • @thiccolascage2745
      @thiccolascage2745 3 года назад +10

      @@sjtv6565 there could’ve been some pre-party food in the mix. All I know he showed up 3 shots on arrival, disappeared, more shots, disappeared, then the guy came inside to go to the bathroom and he shat himself in the hall. His buddy was with him helping him clean up in costume and everything he was dressed as a doctor and the friend helping was lieutenant dangle from Reno 911 lmao

    • @sjtv6565
      @sjtv6565 3 года назад

      @@thiccolascage2745
      That makes sense, he got trashed too early.
      Fuck that would make a great photo but I'm glad he had a true friend to help him lol.

    • @StudioScarecrow
      @StudioScarecrow 3 года назад +1

      alcoholic-era nick was truly unbound by the limits of society

    • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
      @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 3 года назад +4

      I've never shit myself WHILE drinking. But every morning after when i wake up, it's an emergency.

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler 3 года назад +17

    Good to know that there’s sea creatures out there who have gotten more action than me. Respect ✊.

  • @averystrangeguy4378
    @averystrangeguy4378 3 года назад +31

    Adam's finally confident 😯

    • @zane770
      @zane770 3 года назад +3

      its so good to see

    • @croisaor2308
      @croisaor2308 3 года назад +5

      This was back in the cokehead days

    • @wonder_9315
      @wonder_9315 3 года назад +2

      He did a line of confidence powder

  • @GTL5427
    @GTL5427 3 года назад +20

    Look dude, I know I've commented this, but vidya overlaid on CT audio is my new favorite genre of video

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 года назад +10

      That makes me really happy to hear :)

    • @zane770
      @zane770 3 года назад +3

      @@StevenSeagull im happy youre happy dude

    • @LoganMarcosSchmidt
      @LoganMarcosSchmidt 3 года назад +1

      @@zane770 well I’m gay

  • @ryans1273
    @ryans1273 3 года назад +6

    Atrocity guide- John c lily
    Is the video to watch for the deep dive on the dolphin experiments

  • @m.p.bailey6785
    @m.p.bailey6785 2 года назад +10

    Props to adam's Sister for being a 10/10. 👏

  • @williambarringer6513
    @williambarringer6513 3 года назад +34

    I got wasted at 15 years old and ruined these older black peoples party by knocking over their tv, it landed straight onto the screen and smoke came out and it was silence and all of them staring at me

  • @syd5380
    @syd5380 Год назад +4

    They missed the part where the dolphin killed itself after being he stopped getting handles from his human girlfriend (I don't want to be corrected if I'm misremembering that detail)

  • @liquidladdy
    @liquidladdy 3 года назад +8

    I literally play nothing but Noita and watch your videos.

  • @nicozazueta9908
    @nicozazueta9908 3 года назад +19

    Hell yeah dude

  • @thatmovieguy7778
    @thatmovieguy7778 3 года назад +9

    Those extra clothes that the school had were actually sent to the school by Nicks mother in case of emergency

  • @ronaldofinkmullen6430
    @ronaldofinkmullen6430 3 года назад +3

    Hey that dolphin thing inspired Ecco The Dolphin

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 5 месяцев назад +1

    Whenever Id black out, Id always deny puking.

  • @russxl
    @russxl Год назад +4

    If Nick never shit himself he was never a real alcoholic lol

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Год назад +1

    11:03 Stav and the Trail of Pop-Tarts.
    Denier

  • @nsf574
    @nsf574 Месяц назад +1

    4:47 LMAO STAV'S LAUGH

  • @greenlyte3000
    @greenlyte3000 3 года назад +25

    I’m a dolphin and I’m gay

  • @JohnDobak
    @JohnDobak 6 месяцев назад +1

    11:58 If only the boys had acknowledged Adam's comment he wouldnt have felt the need to prove it later.

  • @gemeu1129
    @gemeu1129 2 года назад +3

    Is that Adam laughing at a child shitting his pants? Oh the irony 😂

  • @tv-pp
    @tv-pp Месяц назад +2

    then Adam shit himself and cried about it

  • @itsacorporatething
    @itsacorporatething 3 года назад +3

    Yeah the idea was the bats would roost in the rafters of Japanese homes and then the firebomb would go off, burning down all the homes.

  • @BennySilverr
    @BennySilverr 3 года назад +18

    i feel really gay being this early

  • @ebeneezerscrooge2942
    @ebeneezerscrooge2942 3 года назад +1

    Those clothes were probably just last years lost and found.

  • @Lincolnlogsoff
    @Lincolnlogsoff 3 года назад +4

    Someone literally just released a documentary about the dolphin house I'm not joking at all

  • @hosaepalvin9795
    @hosaepalvin9795 Месяц назад +1

    0:38 that's definitely and so obviously a situation where the dude wanted to see it happen, damn loooooool.

  • @charlie-uy4tg
    @charlie-uy4tg 3 года назад +2

    the dolphin experiments also involved a ton of drugs i used to know the name of the researcher he was just super strung out on acid and amphetamines

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 8 месяцев назад

      John C. Lilly? More ketamine than acid. He also invented the isolation/float tank.

  • @August-p9g
    @August-p9g 3 года назад +4

    My first podcast years ago was rooster teeth, now Nick as officially become Burnie Burns but gay

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 Год назад +1

    Eating while shitting is probably the fattest thing you can do

  • @austincorrigan9241
    @austincorrigan9241 3 года назад +2

    I fuckin love this podcast

  • @sambino2726
    @sambino2726 3 года назад +2

    Wow Koko the gorilla is pretty cool

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Год назад +1

    0:47 also she couldn’t communicate with sign language with as much comprehensiveness as some odd videos might imply

  • @doublewide8938
    @doublewide8938 3 года назад +4

    “Why don’t you shit your pants again?” “That was in 3rd grade man!” “PEOPLE DONT FORGET!”

    • @riffjetsit
      @riffjetsit Год назад +1

      Are you familiar with Yoda? From ”Attack of the clones”

  • @lsixty30
    @lsixty30 3 года назад +3

    dolphins and whales have a neo-cortex

  • @NitronicZombie
    @NitronicZombie 3 года назад +8

    Adams such a cute girl

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 7 месяцев назад

    "It's weird how gym teachers are also the school nurse sometimes" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Damn that sucks

  • @scslre
    @scslre 3 года назад +4

    Maybe money does make you miserable.

  • @danielmace406
    @danielmace406 3 года назад +3

    Robin Williams said coco played with his nipples, too. So maybe it wasn't just women, maybe it was everyone.

  • @nolangutierrez9572
    @nolangutierrez9572 Год назад

    Stav acting like he didn't know exactly what happened at that party

  • @Bjarku
    @Bjarku 3 года назад +4

    These aren’t tall tales though, at least the dolphin one. It’s 100% true

  • @brandoncarpenter876
    @brandoncarpenter876 3 года назад +6

    The dolphin stuff was nasa not cia. There’s a really good drunk history episode about it

  • @strongbongus
    @strongbongus 3 года назад +1

    11:59 oh buddy just you wait...

  • @danrather2450
    @danrather2450 3 года назад +2

    I wish noita ran this well on my PC...

  • @nickfontano9890
    @nickfontano9890 28 дней назад

    The dolphin house was directed by the inventor of the Joe Rogan isolation tank, John c Lily

  • @kevinbergesson8772
    @kevinbergesson8772 15 дней назад

    They’re so ripped in this clip

  • @chronosnoob
    @chronosnoob 3 года назад +4

    good shit

  • @aiddnd9381
    @aiddnd9381 3 года назад +4

    Pa Trey on

  • @OhHeBustin
    @OhHeBustin 3 года назад +1

    Nick watched an atrocity guide video I see

  • @tylerdurden4
    @tylerdurden4 3 года назад +2

    They should talk about men who stare at goats

  • @desertedham37
    @desertedham37 3 года назад +4

    this game will always make me think of jerma

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano 6 месяцев назад

    11:25 Stav tried too hard on that one

  • @adambeecroft9305
    @adambeecroft9305 Год назад

    if you listen to the dolphin section on X2 stavs laugh sounds exactly like a dolphin. true story

  • @ClownxxBaby
    @ClownxxBaby 8 месяцев назад

    7:29 oh the foreshadowing. At least that dude was a child when he cried after shitting his pants. Adam was 30

  • @jyo9735
    @jyo9735 4 дня назад

    07:35 foreshadowing thicc af here

  • @golkor9879
    @golkor9879 3 года назад +5

    I remember one time I was so drunk. No idea where I was. I got home. I might have been drinking at home. Anyway I ended up in the closet. Like hidden away in a cubby hole in my big ass closet. Fuck dude.

  • @idontwantone132
    @idontwantone132 3 года назад +8

    this game any good? looks rad

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 года назад +3

      It’s super fun but it’s got a steep learning curve

    • @adamjudy2766
      @adamjudy2766 3 года назад +2

      What is it called?

    • @carkindozin
      @carkindozin 3 года назад +4

      @@adamjudy2766 Noita

    • @BacklTrack
      @BacklTrack 3 года назад +3

      @@ms16648 indie developers only know how to make games like this

    • @samanthahydeker7914
      @samanthahydeker7914 3 года назад +1

      The permadeath sucks tho

  • @limabeats2389
    @limabeats2389 4 месяца назад

    You should start to use the laughing gull or bonaparte’s gull for the end. They look like they’re in blackface

  • @travolta4687
    @travolta4687 2 года назад

    Were you drunk?" "Noooo"

  • @zhuyu9268
    @zhuyu9268 Месяц назад

    Holy shit so karl pilkingtons story about the 'monkey' playing with new hires brests was real!? I dont know why im still surprised at this point i guess.

  • @AZOMBIERYO
    @AZOMBIERYO 3 года назад +2

    My friends are so funny

  • @overtherenowaitthere
    @overtherenowaitthere 3 года назад +3

    the crazy thing about the dolphin shit was it DID begin to work. He started pronouncing syllables, but after they found out about the dolphin jacking they cut the funding and stopped the research.

  • @hals6118
    @hals6118 3 года назад +1

    sweet game bro

  • @alwindsor7299
    @alwindsor7299 3 года назад +6

    Interesting looking game. Looks gay. Right up my alley

  • @3dheadcreeps87
    @3dheadcreeps87 3 года назад

    Haaaark Nicholas. Haaaaaaark.

  • @dirkdelacroix5949
    @dirkdelacroix5949 3 года назад

    this game has such a similar feel to dead cells

  • @bonson9156
    @bonson9156 29 дней назад

    I love pop tarts

  • @chancebrock289
    @chancebrock289 2 года назад

    They got john Lily’s experiment wrong

  • @JK-420
    @JK-420 3 года назад

    Project pigeon

  • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
    @CONGTHEGUERILLA 2 года назад

    >Nick
    >tall

  • @mastercng
    @mastercng 3 года назад +1

    so SNL also stole this bit too?

  • @mynameisjames12189
    @mynameisjames12189 Год назад

    Nick sounds different

  • @jekanyika
    @jekanyika 3 года назад

    It was the 60s

  • @napier11508
    @napier11508 3 года назад +1

    Salute

  • @mmiskarian2206
    @mmiskarian2206 3 года назад +1

    Special potential class for kids who don’t know how to read

  • @djinjon
    @djinjon 3 года назад +1

    Beep Bop Boop

  • @buddytheweim
    @buddytheweim 3 года назад

    The Mackinist

    • @Thater821
      @Thater821 3 года назад

      that’s how I pronounce it, I have no idea how it’s supposed to be though

  • @bumbisk5007
    @bumbisk5007 7 месяцев назад

    36 days off booze. I’m gay.

    • @ok2593
      @ok2593 5 месяцев назад

      You still on the wagon?

  • @Skatecon93
    @Skatecon93 3 года назад +3

    im gay

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 3 года назад +2

    stav and adam just believe whatevr he says haha

  • @imavileone7360
    @imavileone7360 3 года назад

    What game is this? Why can't I stop watching this?

    • @fenrir5361
      @fenrir5361 3 года назад

      It's in the description