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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024

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  • @Stonewall2
    @Stonewall2 3 года назад +774

    Trayvon being a botched episode of What Would You Do? fucking killed me.

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 3 года назад +36

      I laughed so hard at that I almost cried

    • @diskid3644
      @diskid3644 2 года назад +18

      it killed Trayvon too

    • @JrIcify
      @JrIcify 2 года назад +3

      I've been laughing at that for two years

    • @yujiruffhanma3095
      @yujiruffhanma3095 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's hysterical. I don't know why but the single line works so well, the scenario is so believable and so funny.

    • @jb-eq6no
      @jb-eq6no 4 месяца назад

      @@yujiruffhanma3095” i truly believe”

  • @toddsegel2594
    @toddsegel2594 3 года назад +329

    Two guys in philly hitting on a girl nodding off is the most philly thing ever.

    • @ghoulking7616
      @ghoulking7616 3 года назад +23

      The only thing more Philly would be doing it at a losing eagles game

  • @samwoodson9603
    @samwoodson9603 3 года назад +615

    “The guy that hosts it is like some fake race.”

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 3 года назад +38

      Might be the funniest thing I've heard all month, holy shit.

    • @eyeswiiideshut1713
      @eyeswiiideshut1713 3 года назад +36

      @@hoagielamp6543 jeffrey quinoa

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 3 года назад +14

      Jeffrey Quinoa

  • @scrapethecurb3639
    @scrapethecurb3639 3 года назад +608

    John Quinones is my mom's cousin, so this technically means they're talking about me. I did it.

    • @BeauBrakman
      @BeauBrakman 3 года назад +14

      Imagine Nick's Biden impression saying your name because his dead son was named the same thing

    • @RamyTheGreat
      @RamyTheGreat 3 года назад +4

      Congrats

    • @KilSwt2318
      @KilSwt2318 3 года назад +2

      Nice

    • @patrickgarcia1588
      @patrickgarcia1588 3 года назад +3

      He's from san antonio right?

    • @BalloonSircus
      @BalloonSircus 3 года назад +1

      Ninja,. You made it!

  • @greenhound
    @greenhound 3 года назад +167

    " it's either racist or like some body being mean to retarded people, same thing " got me. I don't even think he meant it that way

    • @unclebustard5328
      @unclebustard5328 2 года назад +6

      I came to the comments right after I heard that hahahah so subtle

    • @airdusterenjoyer
      @airdusterenjoyer Год назад

      Same thing as beating your wife as well

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 3 года назад +223

    funniest part about this is that john quinones doesn’t even have the accent

    • @dinoflame9696
      @dinoflame9696 3 года назад +38

      nick really likes saying john quiñoñes

  • @GiuseppeRedscarf
    @GiuseppeRedscarf 3 года назад +218

    The bit about the McDonald's was possibly the funniest shit I've ever heard.

  • @kingpotpie4132
    @kingpotpie4132 3 года назад +173

    Stavs laugh has grown on me lmfao

  • @smokyprogg
    @smokyprogg 3 года назад +116

    What about the Engi but instead of being machine experts they're sex masters and called the Engay

  • @notmyname9261
    @notmyname9261 3 года назад +103

    5:49 Might be my favourite Stav laugh of them all.

  • @seanyb5289
    @seanyb5289 3 года назад +25

    "I gotta go piss" is code for "I'm running outta energy lemme go rail a fat line"

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 3 года назад +138

    Stav's Hypothetical should be a tv show

    • @hgcommons
      @hgcommons 3 года назад +1

      Which one?

    • @BryceChillis
      @BryceChillis 3 года назад +26

      @@hgcommons that's the name of the show and every episode is a Stav Hypothetical

    • @RobertsmithDFTBA
      @RobertsmithDFTBA 3 года назад +2

      It's called SNL, theyre ghost writers

    • @BryceChillis
      @BryceChillis 3 года назад

      @@RobertsmithDFTBA then how come snl isnt funny?

    • @NedTesco
      @NedTesco 3 года назад +4

      @@BryceChillis execution

  • @jamesongoodwin1346
    @jamesongoodwin1346 3 года назад +64

    " I seem to have eaten all the paperwork" 🤣🤣

  • @forlornfuture2630
    @forlornfuture2630 3 года назад +74

    5:53 Stav realizes where Nick is going with it

  • @yanyeniffer8217
    @yanyeniffer8217 3 года назад +43

    "guy that hosts it is some fake race" is one of the greatest insults i have ever heard

  • @herbdelarge
    @herbdelarge 3 года назад +58

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Yeah... I'm thinking... I'm black.

  • @officernasty7314
    @officernasty7314 3 года назад +60

    The suitcase full of loose skittles took me out 😂😂

  • @tylerphillips503
    @tylerphillips503 3 года назад +64

    The first 15 seconds are so effortlessly hilarious from Nick

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 3 года назад +24

    My religion teacher showed us an episode of WWYD in class today where a guy with Down syndrome was getting harassed and I immediately thought of this bit lmao.

  • @MeanForTheRightReasons
    @MeanForTheRightReasons 3 года назад +129

    hell yeah dude

  • @kingt0295
    @kingt0295 3 года назад +50

    Im gay for men

  • @evilkingganon707
    @evilkingganon707 3 года назад +29

    "They sorta snake around the painting" is contextually the funniest thing I ever heard

  • @HugeWangPiece
    @HugeWangPiece 3 года назад +46

    the section where adam was not involved was very very funny

  • @vietnamsemonky4082
    @vietnamsemonky4082 3 года назад +75

    Why does this podcast make me laugh so fucking hard, it's a bunch of boomers calling each other gay and everything gay 24/7
    Also I'm gay.

    • @Fabianwew
      @Fabianwew 3 года назад +36

      Millennials, far from boomers.

    • @vietnamsemonky4082
      @vietnamsemonky4082 3 года назад +15

      @NON-GAY ACTOR DANNY DEVITO Jesus Christ i know they're millennials, I'm not calling them boomers in the literal sense ya gays

    • @fartpimpson3843
      @fartpimpson3843 3 года назад +22

      I'm gay actor Michael Douglas and this is my alt account. It sucks, but it's sexy

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 3 года назад +3

      @@Fabianwew you're thinking of baby boomers. Boomers are older millennials. A lot of people don't know that

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 3 года назад

      @@Fabianwew kinda like people don't know what snowflake means.

  • @deven9565
    @deven9565 3 года назад +25

    John Quesadilla

  • @FIXXAH-FRENZY
    @FIXXAH-FRENZY 3 года назад +22

    no matter what stavs laugh/wheez will always kill me

  • @GayActorMichaelDouglas
    @GayActorMichaelDouglas 3 года назад +390

    Hi, I’m gay actor Michael Douglas

  • @itgirl1693
    @itgirl1693 3 года назад +14

    holy shit stav gets absolutely hysterical at the mcdonald’s bit

  • @jamesembrey3100
    @jamesembrey3100 3 года назад +12

    Goddamn, “loose skittles” got me

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 3 года назад +41

    hey does nick call addidas 'thedeedaz'?

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew 3 года назад +4

    Fake race

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 3 года назад +12

    "fake race"

  • @DavidWarrenMusic
    @DavidWarrenMusic 3 года назад +7

    Chinese dragons don't have wings, but they still fly. They don't need wings to fly

  • @justtim9652
    @justtim9652 3 года назад +10

    I thought chinese dragons fly by grabbing on to clouds. I think that makes me gay

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 3 года назад +2

      Chinese dragons are wonder woman?

  • @TheBoss0110101001
    @TheBoss0110101001 3 года назад +6

    I hate how RUclips tries to get me away from the Cum Town rabbit hole by taking me straight to a Bill Burr video after every single Cum Town video.

    • @evansevansevans1
      @evansevansevans1 2 года назад +2

      Or Tom Segura.

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 Год назад +1

      Mine unironically wants to make me watch John fucking Oliver.

  • @lukastaylor9544
    @lukastaylor9544 3 года назад +18

    Crazy how engis own 90% of the scrap

  • @duke3250
    @duke3250 3 года назад +11

    Practically no Adam this clip smh...

    • @some______guy
      @some______guy 3 года назад +9

      All the highlights are without him. Imagine that

    • @duke3250
      @duke3250 3 года назад +4

      @@some______guy must be Stav cutting all the clips. Hes jealous of Adam's talent

    • @mathewpickels2745
      @mathewpickels2745 3 года назад +4

      Could he possibly be John Quinnones? Have you ever seen a picture of the 2 of them together?

  • @IRoYaILTY
    @IRoYaILTY 2 года назад +2

    Jefferey Quinoa

  • @shakeandjake_1
    @shakeandjake_1 2 года назад +4

    "Nah she alright" if I had a nickel for every time I heard that at a bar

  • @Fliptheflipflop
    @Fliptheflipflop 3 года назад +9

    god I love a good Stav cackle

  • @harveyhamilton1799
    @harveyhamilton1799 3 года назад +7

    So weird that I usually play FTL when I listen to cum town and this comes up in my recommended

  • @scottuto
    @scottuto 3 года назад +4

    this game looks complicated, and these racist instructions dont help at all

  • @klimpomp
    @klimpomp 3 года назад +24

    Is it just me or does there seem to be a lot more going on in this FTL than normal? I mean text boxes and other "events".

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 года назад +14

      This is the captains edition mod. I’d highly recommend it if you’re a fan of FTL although it can be pretty brutal at times

    • @klimpomp
      @klimpomp 3 года назад +9

      @@StevenSeagull ah yes! My brain kept bugging me that there was an expansive dlc or mod or smthn for FTL. Thank you! I'll definitely have to try it now, only stopped FTL cause I got bored.

  • @doublewide8938
    @doublewide8938 3 года назад +7

    Hell yeah my comment quoting the video got nuked. Ace move RUclips.

  • @shrike618
    @shrike618 3 года назад +9

    I'm gay for women

  • @joshuadulin5634
    @joshuadulin5634 3 года назад +3

    Made the mistake of watching this with a bruised rib

  • @Lilvynom
    @Lilvynom 3 года назад +2

    Cumtown with pc games in the background makes me feel good

  • @CrunchyBrownie5
    @CrunchyBrownie5 3 года назад +4

    1:17 you signed a non disclosure agreement George

  • @tehrobotjesus
    @tehrobotjesus 3 года назад +2

    John Peenones

  • @thekyleprojekt7996
    @thekyleprojekt7996 3 года назад +2

    This shit is fucking hilarious

  • @silversaint219
    @silversaint219 2 года назад +1

    Fucking HATE "what would you do"! Also i'm gay

  • @fartpimpson3843
    @fartpimpson3843 3 года назад +1

    "It's racist or someone being mean to retarded people... Which is the same thing" - Nick Mullen

  • @loggue9193
    @loggue9193 3 года назад +1

    Is there supposed to be ftl gameplay in the background because i feel like im in a fever dream right now? Wait is youtube playing multiple videos what the fuck is going on?

  • @herringtonoso4064
    @herringtonoso4064 3 года назад +2

    I hate to be this guy, but what game is being played as the visual. It looks familiar but I can't quite remember..

  • @bawfuls
    @bawfuls 4 месяца назад

    I thought this would be about the early 90's Nickelodeon gameshow hosted by Marc Summers

  • @namedidii
    @namedidii 3 года назад +2

    i just got to the rebel flagship last night for the first time after like 6 or 7 years

  • @TumpsBudGuy
    @TumpsBudGuy 3 года назад +2

    Not putting the Zoltan as captain... You must be a gay

  • @Johnny-Badhair
    @Johnny-Badhair 3 года назад +1

    5:31 lol no one says anything after “same thing”

  • @explorinjenkins349
    @explorinjenkins349 3 года назад +3

    Is your FTL modded? Something looks different than mine.

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 года назад +2

      It is. I play with the captains edition mod. It adds about 200 new items and a ton of new enemies and encounters. I’d highly recommend it

    • @explorinjenkins349
      @explorinjenkins349 3 года назад +1

      @@StevenSeagull Oh, tits. I love FTL. Had all the ships and then a glitch happened where it started me over. I am not slogging through the dumbass slug ships again.

  • @kingmostofall5921
    @kingmostofall5921 Год назад +1

    Someone check on Stav, that dude was dying.

  • @manicallydepressedclown8064
    @manicallydepressedclown8064 3 года назад +3

    I love ftl

  • @arealbigboss
    @arealbigboss Год назад +1

    “Its either being racist or being mean to retarded people, kind of the same thing.”
    What did he mean by this?

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 6 месяцев назад

      They're both bigotry. What do you think he meant?

  • @forgottenmma3694
    @forgottenmma3694 2 года назад +1

    John Quesadilla 😂😂😂

  • @jager_zer0577
    @jager_zer0577 3 года назад +2

    John Kin-Youn-Yez

  • @jaylenmorris3687
    @jaylenmorris3687 3 года назад +1

    Can I have... bisguetti

  • @JG_Minnit
    @JG_Minnit 3 года назад +1

    FTL fucking rules

  • @zeep5279
    @zeep5279 7 месяцев назад

    What episode is this?

  • @thatoneguychad420
    @thatoneguychad420 3 года назад

    The Chinese dragon DEFFO flies.
    Think Shenron :) (yes I know DBZ is Japanese)

  • @-Trauma.
    @-Trauma. 2 года назад

    I thought this was about the Nickelodeon show...

  • @DjViceroy
    @DjViceroy 3 года назад +1

    3:20 - Every Dunkin Donuts in Quincy.

  • @nightofhalo
    @nightofhalo 3 года назад +2

    Zoltan swag

  • @ghostgate82
    @ghostgate82 3 года назад

    What is the shitty looking game being played in the background?

  • @forgottenmma3694
    @forgottenmma3694 2 года назад

    Does anyone know where I can find the second clips video

  • @oswaldomayberry9260
    @oswaldomayberry9260 3 года назад +4

    We sent Adam to the carnival to eat all of the diarrhea

  • @warlordwurzoggwigsplittaht2933
    @warlordwurzoggwigsplittaht2933 3 года назад

    Damn the botched tv show thing was funny.

  • @zweePOP
    @zweePOP 3 года назад +1

    Yoo what game are you playing in this? It looks kinda sick

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 года назад +1

      Its called FTL, it’s really cool but it’s pretty tough

    • @zweePOP
      @zweePOP 3 года назад +2

      @@StevenSeagull oh shit it's made by the same guys who did into the breach, that game is incredible. i gotta try out ftl

    • @eyeswiiideshut1713
      @eyeswiiideshut1713 3 года назад +1

      videos games are gay

  • @farliser2211
    @farliser2211 3 года назад +1

    whats the game in the back round

  • @duncanedwards6461
    @duncanedwards6461 Год назад

    " I truly believe ". Superb

  • @thefrogstronaut
    @thefrogstronaut 3 года назад

    This was not a good clip to watch with a stomach ache

  • @nickomode5624
    @nickomode5624 3 года назад

    no, fuck no dude

  • @infinite4destruction771
    @infinite4destruction771 3 года назад

    What's his name?

  • @neuralroberts6276
    @neuralroberts6276 3 года назад

    This FTL gameplay stresses me out so much

  • @pseudonym50
    @pseudonym50 3 года назад

    Holy shit dude use autofire if ur gonna get out the auto lazer

  • @super8857
    @super8857 3 года назад +2

    You guys are awesome. Reminds me of me and my friends in my early 20s

  • @Gematrinator
    @Gematrinator 3 года назад

    Wtf are you playing bro haha

  • @DirtyErnie989
    @DirtyErnie989 3 года назад

    Is that ahri shafier?

  • @kogtrecords5838
    @kogtrecords5838 3 года назад

    4:40

  • @OGDrinkr
    @OGDrinkr 3 года назад

    What is this game?

  • @ericgustafson5191
    @ericgustafson5191 3 года назад

    Soooo, funny!!

  • @Onward_and_Rword
    @Onward_and_Rword Год назад +1

    this is from before nick had his voice artificially deepened

  • @masonboyle6046
    @masonboyle6046 3 года назад

    What mods do you use?

  • @fivefigga4038
    @fivefigga4038 3 года назад +3

    Hey man what game is this? Thanks

    • @StevenSeagull
      @StevenSeagull  3 года назад +4

      This if FTL (2012) with the captain's edition mod. If you like super difficult games like Dark Souls I would highly recommend checking it out

    • @fivefigga4038
      @fivefigga4038 3 года назад +1

      @@StevenSeagull thanks man! this game kind of reminded me of rimworld

  • @tinman3747
    @tinman3747 3 года назад

    What about FTLGBTQ

  • @soursopduppy
    @soursopduppy 3 года назад

    the Trayvon comparison made zero sense

  • @23Butanedione
    @23Butanedione 3 года назад

    Dude that laugh makes this podcast unlistenable. Every time I have these guys on my gf flips out "who tf laughs like that?!"

  • @MrBabyBitch666
    @MrBabyBitch666 3 года назад +12

    I like watching footage of games I've never seen/played before so my inner voice can't tell me what you're doing wrong

    • @tuttosalve8352
      @tuttosalve8352 3 года назад +4

      He’s a bit fast and loose with his characters health and a bit slow on the clicking to fire so he’s sub optimal but he’s consistent so it’s ok
      I wish i had not seen this game so I could be bliss

  • @burpostockings
    @burpostockings 3 года назад

    I feel like if they came to my town, and had some dude slap his wife in the middle of Cracker Barrel, they would probably be charged with inciting murder :'D

  • @drinkvapejuice4783
    @drinkvapejuice4783 3 года назад

    Black panther was sickk

  • @wndosiren1474
    @wndosiren1474 3 года назад

    I always like wrestling