Dorks
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2024
- 00:00 Ep. 95 Ideal Podcast Hours
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Outro Music: • Ekoth Desert (demo)
Game: Deadbolt - Приколы
Nick and Stav are so right. Being a depressed, apathetic addict is so much cooler than enjoying a hobby with friends
I really wish I had a big penid
Love Adam trying to get in on that too as if he's even cool enough to be an addict.
@@1Seanmb lol man yes all the addicts I know are cool as hell like woah damn bro
@@foodchewer this but unironically
How about being neither a depressed addict nor a regressive manchild?
The internalized hatred of nerds from Nick, a guy who spends hours watching videos about sirens, is pretty funny. He truly has a beautiful mind.
Its like how all the obsessed Chris-chan haters are all severely autistic. People often bully the people they are most similar to because they want to make it abundantly clear that they're "different." "I may be severely autistic, but at least I'm not creating sonic fanfiction like this DUMB piece of SHIT"
@@roymarshall_ This is literally just an autistic version of Nick’s To Catch a Pedophile theory
@@roymarshall_ I like this explanation of that
I think he was a bit of a dork back in the day so its probably coming from a place of knowledge.
The difference is that nick knows he's the type of dude to watch siren videos. The Catan lack the self awareness to realize that they are playing a board game in a bar
I like how we’re watching an adult play a video game while listening to men make fun of adult nerds who refuse to grow up
@Davian Herrera Even as a kid watching anime and wrestling, and playing pokemon i realized how gay it was. Never stopped me from enjoying it, but being aware of how gay it was i think stopped me from being the absolute bottom of the social hierarchy.
I mean I'm also playing a videos game while watching so its just Russian nesting dolls at this point. Also I'm gay.
@@TonyBustaroninot at all. video games are for virgins. only chads dress up as gandalf and touch grass
You don't have to watch the footage lmao
Something for us to aspire to! Were here were queer, get used to it!
Nick: makes fun of nerds
Also Nick: is able to recite every script of every star trek episode verbatim, knows every rare mtg card price, powers and flavor text by heart because "he looked it up recently"
Not just one Star Trek. HES SEEN EVERY EPISODE EVERY SEAON OF EVERY SERIES!
you can bully nerds and be one
Meanwhile, Nick did podcasts in a bunch of chain-mail.
He's also gay
Listen to how nervous nick sounds when he says "I looked it up.....quite recently"
Sure.
The only thing he doesnt care about sounding enthusiastic is the satan worshipping elite,everything else he talks about is "i barely remember" or "never seen it" or "my friend showed me once"
@@caseytatum5837 Nick calls a movie dumb then recalls the plot point for point supplied with key quotes and an deep understanding of the movie’s key themes
@@ethanstone8583 indeed,you are right sir,i am stupid and gay
@@caseytatum5837 so that's what the bandit part of your name means
@@caseytatum5837 "I watched this stupid movie while drunk and hated it. Now let me recount the entire plot in great detail."
Stavros "The Mind" Halkias delivering a more comprehensive and sounder theory of Value than most econ grads to shit on Magic the Gathering.
Pretty sure econ students in the US generally don’t spend much time in the curriculum reading Marx or marxists
@@DengueBurger i dont think thats what OP is saying buy for the most part they aren't really reading like Sraffa or Menger or people who dealt with le Value theory that unless you take a History of Econ or a PolEcon thing. You don't really get like prescribed reading like its a philosophy or social sciences class beyond textbooks, unless you're doing some grad program with like weirdo Heterodox dudes. Source: gay
Smart people are often dumb as shit
The worst part about being a dork is that I don't even get the tradeoff of being smart.
I'd be more okay with being a socially inept nerd if I was at least also not a complete idiot.
Fuck there was someone, like a comedy writer or producer, who made that exact nerd/dork distinction. I think it was in some media interview about Freaks and Geeks (that the geeks in that show are dorks)
Just a quick heads up that having an anime profile pic invalidates anything you say, ever. Just an FYI.
I guess the common denominator is liking stuff that isn't seen as cool in the mainstream and you don't need to be a genius to do that.
Story of my life
Change the anime pfp for a start
"Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it." - Leonard Nimoy, Civilization 4, I'm Gay
God-tier comment
Civ IV still best Civ
15:16 Every redditor needs to hear Stav and Adam's reaction to being told that people spend money to buy reddit awards
Faith in humanity= restored.
Ok... this is epic.
any love for a kitty croissant?
hahaha
Jokes are clutch dude
Stavros is acting like his hobby of eating entire inventories of fast food restraunts is better than some nerds playing a card game.
"bUt I gEt PuSsY, bRo"
It's much, much better
Both is fine maybe
Both suck, also I'm gay.
Stav is a sex predator. Just hasn’t been found out yet, just wait a few years.
Nick trying to pretend like he didn't find the kitty croissant post from the cat loaf page highly amusing.
i love when nick drops virgil's real name lmao
Wait what lol
@@extremelygay3770 Justin
Adults who play RPG's are either perfectly normal or completely insufferable
Most likely successful and completely normal or complete fuck-ups that live with their parents in their mid-30s. No in between.
Well said 👍
The normal ones are usually closeted about it in high school I was really into crpgs but refused to talk about it out of the sheer amount of shame I felt
that’s just all people
1:20 “Justin tried to offer that, the Chapo guy”
Nick can't stop using Virgil's real name lol
Love “Justin, the chapo guy” what’s he hiding from with a fake name anyways?
@@SoulshineWavy no clue but it might have something to do with his cousin (or something) being a conservative political operative named oren cass. (i think virgil texas's name is justin cass).
Hold up alleged sex pest and Chapo Justin Cass?
It's because he's Chinese
faith in humanity = restored
Any love for Kitty croissant?
@@reverend_wintondupree cat loaf is cat loafing, oh my heart
@@reverend_wintondupree p
Ok, this is epic
Hell yeah dude
i discovered my old pokémon card collection from when i was in elementary school, and some dorks bought my rare cards over ebay for almost $300
@@clayjack9969 thats gay
@Eli Lemke Doesn't the damage of the cards drop the value a ton? Or does it not matter that much if you're talkin 1st edition?
My dad thinks this pod is bad but what does he know as a straight man
Can confirm, ur dad's not straight
@Nobody that's ..why I'm here
7:48 nick predicting NFTs
The day I found out magic the gathering was as expensive as a coke habit is the day quit all of that kinda shit
Also you can sell your body for coke and people would understand. Imagine being gay enough to sell yourself for magic the gathering cards and then having to explain that to people.
@Google-Employees Are-Pussy can I do half and half
@@alyandjake9090 whoa there Tony Montana
Not that expensive. Take it slow, baby
My family inherited one of those "wood box" TVs from my great grandfather ...it was pretty cool actually. It had bookshelf speakers, a nice shelving area with a glass door feature to put a VHS player, DVD player, or game console. The only issue, it weighed 4 billion pounds. Anytime we needed to move it for any reason, it was a chore and a half. Worth it though. Many COD4 and The Office memories from that TV. RIP big guy.
“I started reading about connectors and video signals” is the perfect line to drop in the middle of maki g fun of people for their autistic hobby.
good game choice, deadbolt is great
"And the cat loaf too" Adam with the 1 line bangers 👌
It is very gay, but some of the stuff before 3D games, was just really well written scifi. 40k is so gay that it is literally insane.
40K as a table top game is just cash grab bullshit. Some of the lore and Video games are just dumb fun. GW as a company just feeds of Reddit neckbeards lol
40k lore rules, I could probably get behind painting the minis that could be a lot of fun I bet. The game looks painfully unfun though, long and boring.
@@fromage77 Yeah it seems like a bad RPG. If you have a large army, you can end up having to roll dice like 20 times in a row
40K Universe is dope as hell though . Fuck tabletop anything though.
I’m gay but I also work at a board game and magic the gathering store.
Hook it up
@@Gabbasuperhero where you at fam?!
Hell yeah dude MTG is the best
@@StevenSeagull it’s a job.
I'd love to get back into mtg but cards are expensive and I have no friends lol
5:12 this one kid who hasn't showered since 6th grade would just constantly quote asadf comics and old internet memes the entire class and no one laughed
Adam really got the stinger in there at the end.
2:23 Stav's Brain: Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay, Dont say gay.
Tim Dillon: (I got you) LAME!
Correct lol
That’s weird he says gay all the time
😂😂😂 so sweet of Stav to courteously restrain himself in front of his homosexual friend Tim 😇☺️
Were these episodes before or after Nick got his racing wheel?
Any love for a kitty croissant?
Someone gonna tell Nick that CRT TVs actually make retro gaming look better as they were developed with CRT shortcomings in mind coz I'm not that gay
I loved the surprise Adam contribution at the very end.
Wow based on the comments it sounds like this one struck a nerve.
Gay in me = restored
Took a podcast like your kind, to find, the gay in me
nick pretending like he wouldn’t be into playing call of cthulu with virgil and his gay poly friends
I've played mtg & D&D for 2 decades, and this shit is pretty funny.
Same, I love Magic and Nick's description of the art on Time Walk made me laugh so hard. "Skelteons going to lunch"
@@StevenSeagull Lmfao same
@@StevenSeagull someone needs to show them the card “invoke prejudice”
As a wrestling fan, this made me smile. Faith in wrestling=restored
Time walk... It's like a skeleton going to lunch. As an mtg player i appreciate Nick's take.
Lol as an anime comic gaming dork I can say thank God I didn't end up crack rattled living in a half way house or garage with my stuff being ruined by septic sewage XD
Yeah, god forbid you ended up being cool
Sounds like what happened to MovieBob lok
I used to work with a guy that would do the anime forehead palm slap all the time.
O😢🎉 a Dr
I knew several people like it in school, there was one kid who faked an American accent his whole life & would do those super over the top exaggerated actions too, he literally learned it from anime
Justin the chapo guy
adam had a good contribution at the end! amazing
Someone needs to make a "Which CT character are you?" Personality test but no matter how you answer it tells you you're a Nick
Sounds like some Adam shit right there
CT should do a segment where they all rate each others tinder profiles and read each others chats and make fun of Adam for being so bad at dating
@@SanchoDomingo_ That sounds freaking epic
Everyone who listens to cumtown is stav.
Adam gets dunked on but he's the most socially normal and has relationships.
Nick's the most talented. People who listen to cumtown are addicted to food or other bullshit.
That was actually a good contribution from Adam at the end there.
Nick and Harvey Firestein had a kid= Tim Dillon
Coming back to clips like this > watching the adam friedland show
Ya, boi Nick invented NFTs 7:44
It's funny how concisely Nick sums up how I feel about when people try to get me to watch anime. I just can't get over the fact that I'm watching anime.
Also that I'm gay.
I'm not into anime at all but Akira is still one of the best movies ever made period.
Akira is anime and it’s one of your favourite films. You are one
not into it at all but your favorite movie is an anime. so you're at least sorta into it fam
Facts
You are deep in the weeb closet.
sounds like you've probably only seen like 3 animes. If you like Akira, you would like more. Sorry pal.
“You Know Whats Not Dorky? Being Hella Gay With Your Boyz, I Mean Meats Bonanza, And Streaming It On Tik Tok.”-Gay Carnivore Actor Vince Vaughn
7:50 nick explains nfts
6:21 this is what 80% of stavs laughs are
It’s more like 6:06
Maybe Tim should get a hobby for the 4-5 years he has left on this earth
Okay, this was epic!
"WITNESS ME!!" 40 YEARS OLD STAV:
-JACK
5:22, i'm pretty sure they did seriously vet who should come to the bbq, thats why they invited Nick XD
They done fucked up there
I've consciously stopped doing the index finger thing because of this. I quit watching anime years ago but thats how baked in it can become
who says Nick doesn't help people?
Good comp
Also: I saw that you posted the artist's channel for the outro... Is it on his channel?
I'm surprised it took this long for the boys to demean MY demographic.
Damn he really deadnamed Virgil Texas
I have a HUGE video game collection but I do not have a video game room. I also collect limited edition, low print gayness.
14:42 Okay, This is Epic
dude where can u find the ppl that buy magic cards? bc i have a shit load from the mid 90s that are from when they just came out that gotta be worth something
Check out Card Kingdom, that’s who I use
I got an RGB CRT for 10 bucks at SPCA lmfao. They are getting rarer I guess? Idk, it is very, very dumb.
Nah, they were talking about the Sony Reference Monitors - which are CRT but high-quality vacuum tubes
PVMs and such; theyre kinda neat, but too much money now
Hes talking about the 720i Sony monitors that melee sweats hoard
lol I had a bane slayer angel mtg card that I put in a safety deposit box in middle school
Just remember kids: It's hip to be square!
I legit just sold two cards for $185 yesterday.so yeah people are still into it
Hell yeah what cards?
I used to watch anime in high school and after I graduated I said this shit sucks I'm gonna go ride my bmx bike and go skate, thank fuck I grew out of watching that stuff
Same here but it was my freshman year when I said that it sucks
Nick predicts NFTs at 7:49
Risk of rain from the same creators as deadbolt is also a fantastic gane
Risk of pain and it's about a guy contemplating the pain of sodemy. Spoiler alert: he gets his fucked in the ass at the end.
@@mrjanoycresva why was i born handsome instead of rich
@@mrjanoycresva why was i born handsome instead of rich?
Free food, people thinking I’m really funny and cool while also reacting to my jokes according to anime cannon
Sign me the fuck up.
I’m so much gayer than anyone else in this comments section
I have the Princess Diana bear. Yes!
Lol deadnamed Virgil
spednamed
Why does he go by a pseudonym? Does it hide the cia ancestry?
@@BIacklce my guess is: 1 he went to an ivy league and doesnt want people to know bc he might lose working class cred or something. 2 he's closely related to oren cass, a republican political operative (virgil texas's name is justin cass)
@@johnsmith5139 prolly the latter.
@@johnsmith5139 So he just doesn't want to be associated with a Republican political figure because he's Republican? It's not like he can help what some relative did with his life.
anyone got a link to the outro music? sounds phat
ruclips.net/video/HXm_cmbvmok/видео.html
@@StevenSeagull v juicy.
"Any love for Kitty Croissant"
DEADBOLT fuckin rocks.
cant believe they got joe rogan on here
" *DORKS!!* "
-Kevin
Nick looked it up recently.
I feel attacked I love tabletop games but some guys are just weird man
Gay source code coarsing through my vein
5:00 dude im creased on this
I could listen to Cumtown shit on Reddit for hours.
Anime is kewl tho
We had a lot of common robbing our families together! Ohh no
Lmao.
I’ve never played a pen and paper game before but if I was going to I figure call of Cthulhu would be cool.
HP Lovecraft is way better than any fantasy medieval bullshit.
Virgil Texas subtly outed again
Based.
black lotus is banned in all formats too, so you buy it to say you have it.
Can't you just make a good print and fake that shit?
Ironic considering these three can recite any episode of Star Trek
I don’t think any of them can do that lol
Maybe nick but he's probably seen more of voyager because its pure bit material
What's wrong with that?
Have you played RoR in any of these?
I haven’t but I’m considering it. The only thing is I’m not great at RoR
Is Nick the one who collects bed bugs?
These are losers trying too hard to pretend they’re not losers. Still like them.
They're making a lot of money, so they aren't losers. They sure are gay though
5:20 that’s how you get Qanon
If Nick ever played Dwarf Fortress it would destroy his life
Nick on some future shit in ep 118 when he said the blockchain is only good for digital trading cards