Making a Game that Takes $1 From You Everytime You Cuss

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 55

  • @Furufoo
    @Furufoo 7 месяцев назад +185

    I love that nothing we can come up with for satire can even come close to what some dudes in a boardroom *genuinely* thought was a good idea

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 7 месяцев назад +9

      yeah, they literally already thought of this. its crazy

  • @7soumna
    @7soumna 7 месяцев назад +58

    im glad that the money i spent on kitten burst went into funding horse armor for you

  • @batwithahat312
    @batwithahat312 5 месяцев назад +14

    holy [cuss], the phrase "ever-changing digital landscape" filled me with rage

  • @MogoPrime
    @MogoPrime 7 месяцев назад +29

    We all get played on April Fool's, but paying twenty one smackeroons for horse armor in 2024... you were truly the biggest fool of all. Thanks Umlammer Jammy.

  • @BlueChameleon01
    @BlueChameleon01 7 месяцев назад +17

    I saw the letter, and I knew...
    Glad you put the explainer in. If there's anyone left who doesn't know about that patent, they need to.

  • @crowsworthy
    @crowsworthy 7 месяцев назад +6

    Love the shade thrown at Sony, well-placed.

  • @MrTaylGunner
    @MrTaylGunner 7 месяцев назад +29

    The funny thing about Horse Armor DLC is that Bethesda wanted to price it way lower but Xbox was like "I don't know if we can actually make it that low"

  • @Pownchao
    @Pownchao 7 месяцев назад +49

    The future looks great and brand-safe!

  • @AffyisAffy
    @AffyisAffy 7 месяцев назад +29

    I once downloaded a game made by a bank. It looked like animal crossing. Except it had different loan providers who lived in different houses. NPCs would talk about credit, personal finance, and loan approval out of nowhere. Every interaction was a copy paste of how i can get loan approval and all of the required documents and the approval process.

  • @brohonky7750
    @brohonky7750 7 месяцев назад +40

    *M C D O N A L D S*

  • @bananaflame
    @bananaflame 7 месяцев назад +5

    the existential dread of the ꜱᴘᴏɴꜱᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴇʙᴛᴏʀ ᴄʜᴀᴍʙᴇʀꜱ

  • @Blythus
    @Blythus 7 месяцев назад +17

    That was cussin' funny as cuss! I love the inclusion of the bounce2me penguin :D

  • @benjaminperry2379
    @benjaminperry2379 7 месяцев назад +5

    I'm for one looking forward to all of this appearing in the Kitten Burst DLC!

  • @felio_
    @felio_ 7 месяцев назад +9

    Damn ironically taking money from your users as a joke is a marketing strategy that I didn't learn at school

  • @i-am-ber
    @i-am-ber 3 месяца назад +1

    Listening on headphones the door knocking scared the absolutely cuss out of me.

  • @datnastysalad5616
    @datnastysalad5616 7 месяцев назад +5

    laugh at the reptile

  • @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams
    @Tine_of_Nice_Dreams 7 месяцев назад +3

    why have you used your great talent to inflict such evil on the world

  • @abraxas2658
    @abraxas2658 7 месяцев назад +3

    the shareholders will be pleased

  • @inverlock
    @inverlock 7 месяцев назад +5

    The letter portion killed me

  • @flamingtorrent2109
    @flamingtorrent2109 5 месяцев назад +2

    not the blues clues reference aaaa

  • @SigmaMan1448
    @SigmaMan1448 7 месяцев назад +2

    I bet it feels nice to be able to insert your own music into these videos. Great video as always!

  • @blastedheath7045
    @blastedheath7045 7 месяцев назад +1

    Two dollar cat armor DLC for Kitten Burst when?

  • @quillclock
    @quillclock 7 месяцев назад +4

    bless you Jam
    this is some of that good good satire

  • @emel6423
    @emel6423 7 месяцев назад +4

    Sinister... does PANDO know no bounds

  • @njdotson
    @njdotson 7 месяцев назад +1

    I never swear or get mad at games so I could do pretty well at this

  • @Janarik
    @Janarik 7 месяцев назад +4

    0:19 I died in real life

  • @GHOSTDATA
    @GHOSTDATA 7 месяцев назад +1

    omg I love this

  • @OldShatterham
    @OldShatterham 7 месяцев назад +1

    absolutely dystopic
    I love it

  • @Metazolid
    @Metazolid 7 месяцев назад +4

    bro how long is your door

  • @SigmaMan1448
    @SigmaMan1448 7 месяцев назад +1

    YO KITTEN BURST DLC LETS GOOOOO!!!

  • @ethan-loves
    @ethan-loves 7 месяцев назад +2

    innovative!

  • @tsvtsvtsv
    @tsvtsvtsv 2 месяца назад +1

    LAUGH AT THE REPTILE

  • @reptarien
    @reptarien 7 месяцев назад

    This was a very funny promo for your new game. I liked it :3

  • @HolyShinta
    @HolyShinta 7 месяцев назад +1

    this is fantastic. and depressing. but funny!

  • @RussellB
    @RussellB 7 месяцев назад

    I like that an animal crossing neighbor visits you irl

  • @JayTheDevGuy
    @JayTheDevGuy 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is the worst thing I've ever seen. Can't wait for the verification can™ DLC coming next year!

  • @Maxbooze
    @Maxbooze 7 месяцев назад

    John Spartan Simulator 2024

  • @_va3y
    @_va3y 7 месяцев назад +1

    genius!

  • @GemA2Gen
    @GemA2Gen 4 месяца назад

    your entrance door is so tall

  • @msg21998
    @msg21998 7 месяцев назад +1

    only up but good

  • @mimszanadunstedt441
    @mimszanadunstedt441 7 месяцев назад +3

    The anti mr beast lol

  • @NecromancerSloth
    @NecromancerSloth 7 месяцев назад

    This is amazing ❤

  • @peterdafox
    @peterdafox 7 месяцев назад +2

    New stream game.

  • @chilidude5522
    @chilidude5522 7 месяцев назад +2

    release it :0

  • @megoozer
    @megoozer 7 месяцев назад

    I feel attacked...

  • @diamonddogie
    @diamonddogie 7 месяцев назад

    jokes on you, my steam account is empty

  • @fuglaa4766
    @fuglaa4766 3 месяца назад

    6:43 wait how tall is this door?

  • @Ben_19M
    @Ben_19M 6 месяцев назад

    nightmare

  • @aidenb876
    @aidenb876 6 месяцев назад

    mcdonalds!!!

  • @TrinityCodex
    @TrinityCodex 5 месяцев назад +1

    cuss is such a wierd word. whats wrong with saying curse

  • @Kazic5000
    @Kazic5000 7 месяцев назад +1

    I hate this