sharpest Water and oil kitchen knife in the world

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @kiwami-japan
    @kiwami-japan  5 лет назад +10773

    Water and oil are not good friends. BUT You can make up with magic wand
    ※訳 マッサージ機には様々な使用方法があります

    • @ブンブンチョッパー
      @ブンブンチョッパー 5 лет назад +980

      え、と…何言ってんですか?w

    • @まさみん-b5t
      @まさみん-b5t 5 лет назад +807

      海外通販の訳の分からない謳い文句みたいww

    • @nolst_
      @nolst_ 5 лет назад +478

      あ…えっと…はい。

    • @アマゾンシグマ-m7e
      @アマゾンシグマ-m7e 5 лет назад +378

      マッサージ機買います

    • @あい-k9z
      @あい-k9z 5 лет назад +753

      マッサージ機を使ったら、喧嘩していた好きな子と付き合うことができ、年収も上がり、階段の昇り降りも楽になりました!

  • @hanapinilla865
    @hanapinilla865 5 лет назад +2412

    2019: Kiwami makes a water and oil knife, with a vibrator.
    2040: Kiwami makes a vibrator knife, with water and oil.

    • @可児公
      @可児公 4 года назад +9

      Hana Pinilla その発想すこ

    • @user-yu2ig2sd3q
      @user-yu2ig2sd3q 4 года назад +5

      外国ではkiwamiと呼ばれてるのか…

    • @krisha7996
      @krisha7996 4 года назад +8

      Y was this so funny😂

    • @user-eu1yr6ob5l
      @user-eu1yr6ob5l 4 года назад +35

      3049: Kiwami makes oil vibrator, with a knife and water.

    • @Botaccount31
      @Botaccount31 4 года назад +9

      @@user-eu1yr6ob5l 8719: Makes knife vibrator with oil and water

  • @mashedpotato.
    @mashedpotato. 5 лет назад +5032

    Everybody gangsta until this dude pulls out sharp water

  • @ドヤ猫
    @ドヤ猫 4 года назад +1172

    そこらの中小企業よりも
    設備充実してそう

  • @島田結衣-k7x
    @島田結衣-k7x 5 лет назад +606

    どんどん包丁を研ぐ過程が短くなって素材制作(科学実験)が長くなっていく…

    • @MA-SA-h7u
      @MA-SA-h7u 5 лет назад +61

      調べるのに時って協力者とかいるんやろうか?全部一から自分で調べたりしてたら……考えただけでやべぇわ

    • @ぬこぬこ-n9b
      @ぬこぬこ-n9b 4 года назад +37

      参考にしてる資料はあるだろうけど多分自力:(ˊ◦ω◦ˋ):

    • @うりょ-c4y
      @うりょ-c4y 4 года назад +50

      無駄に頭良さそう(確信)

    • @やまゆう-w1r
      @やまゆう-w1r 4 года назад +6

      マッドサイエンティスト

    • @時任由紀
      @時任由紀 4 года назад +5

      @@やまゆう-w1r
      く○れ先生やん

  • @senna5922
    @senna5922 4 года назад +1966

    Half the reason I watch these videos is to see the knife being made; the other half is because I want to see where he’ll pull the cucumber from this time

  • @ハバネロ団子
    @ハバネロ団子 5 лет назад +437

    久しぶりに見にきたら、もはや包丁型に削る時下書きすら要らないの草

    • @苧環ダリア
      @苧環ダリア 5 лет назад +32

      ハバネロ団子
      さらに不審者と化してて草だよな

    • @MS-ty2jy
      @MS-ty2jy 5 лет назад +12

      脳内にアップロードしてあんじゃない?

    • @juntayoshida2109
      @juntayoshida2109 5 лет назад +14

      不審者=職人 これテストに出ますよ

    • @すっぱまん-o4h
      @すっぱまん-o4h 5 лет назад +5

      ハバネロ団子 不審者は進化するんやで

  • @Celestialeris
    @Celestialeris 4 года назад +2280

    "powdery residue from the inside of a humidifier tray" is the loosest definition of water I've ever heard and I love it

    • @pablo-gosu
      @pablo-gosu 4 года назад +174

      It's just dried water

    • @Origamyre
      @Origamyre 4 года назад +56

      @J•Erik I thought the same, aren't those residus from minerals ?

    • @maritime9297
      @maritime9297 4 года назад +107

      Not really water, just residual minerals from mineral water. I think. Cause 9:27

    • @morristhepoorest
      @morristhepoorest 4 года назад +30

      @@pablo-gosu wouldn't that mean that regular water is wet

    • @NeptunesOrca
      @NeptunesOrca 4 года назад +92

      The water itself is going to have evaporated. What remains is a combination of mostly CaCO3 with some additional compounds such as MgCO3, and is the result of minerals that contribute to the water's hardness being present during the operation of the humidifier. Water does not form a powder at temperatures above 0 C or at extreme pressure, as the water will not remain solid.

  • @GOD-gi9iv
    @GOD-gi9iv 5 лет назад +1240

    When you think he’s making you dinner but he’s actually cooking up a knife

    • @aspol12
      @aspol12 5 лет назад +13

      Anthony Ouellet ultimate power move

    • @TimShakh
      @TimShakh 5 лет назад +14

      And then he just cuts a cucumber for you

    • @AnUnfortunatePotato
      @AnUnfortunatePotato 5 лет назад +8

      TimShakh well, that’s your dinner, gotta stay healthy to make more knives to make more dinners

    • @psun256
      @psun256 5 лет назад +2

      Profile picture checks out.

    • @sloth1021
      @sloth1021 4 года назад +1

      He is making dinner but the food is a knife this knife is just the refreshments bc it is made out of water and some oil

  • @user-o-by-Shanks
    @user-o-by-Shanks 4 года назад +671

    外人ニキの「そのうち彼はガンの治療薬を開発するだろう。そしてそれで包丁を作る」で大草原

    • @stepanda_b
      @stepanda_b 3 года назад +13

      Yes

    • @牛脂-e7b
      @牛脂-e7b 2 года назад +23

      あんまり外人って言わない方がいいよ
      今は差別用語だから

    • @G11-i8h
      @G11-i8h 2 года назад +19

      @@牛脂-e7b まぁ1年前のコメだから仕方ない、

    • @牛脂-e7b
      @牛脂-e7b 2 года назад +7

      @@G11-i8h 確かに

    • @G11-i8h
      @G11-i8h 2 года назад +7

      @@牛脂-e7b 納得してくれて安心です

  • @r0nd0n39
    @r0nd0n39 5 лет назад +4754

    I have to say I'm disappointed the cows didn't make their appearance.

    • @KingCarrotRL
      @KingCarrotRL 5 лет назад +196

      No cows and we have no idea how hard it is

    • @xzaelin8976
      @xzaelin8976 5 лет назад +44

      @@cycbuild i m glad im not the only one that noticed that!

    • @GreenMagicMachine
      @GreenMagicMachine 5 лет назад +142

      Someone is holding kiwami hostage and this is a sign

    • @matthew_tres
      @matthew_tres 5 лет назад +93

      Hey we got his vibrator instead

    • @gageblake4042
      @gageblake4042 5 лет назад +21

      They were made into knives

  • @valesigh
    @valesigh 4 года назад +1680

    Science: water and oil don't mix
    Kiwami: haha that's funny, hold my knife

    • @GolovaPomidor
      @GolovaPomidor 4 года назад +4

      too funny!

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 4 года назад +10

      Honestly this is clickbait, he used Limescale in the end

    • @hershyijustshatmyself9253
      @hershyijustshatmyself9253 4 года назад +26

      @@KB-fk3jj which came from water :/

    • @KB-fk3jj
      @KB-fk3jj 4 года назад +3

      @@hershyijustshatmyself9253 yes but it's a sediment

    • @hershyijustshatmyself9253
      @hershyijustshatmyself9253 4 года назад +11

      @@KB-fk3jj hmmm... my dumb ass can't apprehend that. But no worries, google is here
      Edit: oh so basically it's stuff left from a substance of water, got it.

  • @んにゃはん
    @んにゃはん 5 лет назад +155

    相変わらずタイトル意味不で草

  • @mk9839
    @mk9839 4 года назад +280

    たまに『何見てんだろう...』ってなる

  • @GreenMagicMachine
    @GreenMagicMachine 5 лет назад +573

    >No water cows
    >No hardness tester
    ...
    *Wheres Kiwami and what did you do to him*

    • @profoundschnook4381
      @profoundschnook4381 5 лет назад +29

      lowkey saddening... plus the new text editing... i long for the minimalist days of this channel

    • @ShinyGoldBacon
      @ShinyGoldBacon 5 лет назад +27

      And no paper-cutting sharpness test. :(

    • @fischwell
      @fischwell 5 лет назад +13

      also power tools

    • @thrtzsprng3658
      @thrtzsprng3658 5 лет назад +14

      He made a knife with poor Kiwami!

    • @benebsbiagtan3357
      @benebsbiagtan3357 5 лет назад +2

      oh no the theorists are here

  • @RaTe-to3xe
    @RaTe-to3xe 4 года назад +224

    不審者なのに部屋が普通にオシャレなのなんなん?

  • @bretbailey9875
    @bretbailey9875 5 лет назад +727

    Jail keeper: put him in the blackest silentest room
    Kiwami: makes shank out of black and silentness

    • @isaganipanotes7195
      @isaganipanotes7195 5 лет назад +1

      Bret Bailey How is he Gonna Sharpen it?

    • @joeycase8704
      @joeycase8704 5 лет назад +12

      Magic

    • @TheGlassChambers
      @TheGlassChambers 5 лет назад +43

      @@isaganipanotes7195 the dark comes pre-sharpened

    • @faroshscale
      @faroshscale 5 лет назад +4

      *most silent
      *silence

    • @jeunbug5941
      @jeunbug5941 5 лет назад +17

      auSR20DETin duh is that why black is an “edgy” color

  • @sydneys2859
    @sydneys2859 5 лет назад +1281

    When will there be a cucumber knife? Cannibalism at its finest

    • @evelynnarrington1650
      @evelynnarrington1650 5 лет назад +78

      Maybe that's why they're his enemy. He can't figure out how to do it

    • @lightningcore4187
      @lightningcore4187 5 лет назад +24

      thats not cannibalism, its just murder

    • @kdawg3484
      @kdawg3484 5 лет назад +13

      Or a ceramic cow knife.

    • @grapez2795
      @grapez2795 5 лет назад +7

      ​@@kdawg3484 he did do a milk knife with a cow handle at least

    • @sundocarme
      @sundocarme 5 лет назад +1

      Emily Arrington л

  • @58bradster
    @58bradster 5 лет назад +1473

    1900: In the future i bet they'll have flying cars
    2019: *sharp water*

    • @averyboffeli5600
      @averyboffeli5600 5 лет назад +6

      Ice?

    • @Smie_der_Allerechte
      @Smie_der_Allerechte 5 лет назад +10

      Well, it is not exactly water but the salts, that were in it, mixed with linseed oil. If you wanted to use water for a knife, you need to freeze it =P
      Please try the same with distilled water and not tap water.

    • @LilacStarvix
      @LilacStarvix 5 лет назад +6

      @@averyboffeli5600 he did actually make an ice knife at one point pretty sure

    • @ainurmusician64
      @ainurmusician64 5 лет назад +3

      @@Smie_der_Allerechte Special episode at the north pole - sharpest ice knife in the world?

    • @luuk3213
      @luuk3213 5 лет назад +1

      He prolly could build a flying car if he wanted to

  • @IasIow
    @IasIow 4 года назад +185

    It's funny how this guy can actually put "in the world" on every video because he's literally the only guy to do it lol.

  • @mileschapman1406
    @mileschapman1406 5 лет назад +427

    I can't believe this guy hasn't made a knife out of cucumbers yet

    • @royjonesrampage6684
      @royjonesrampage6684 5 лет назад +6

      Miles Chapman he ps too weak he couldnt do it even if he wanted to

    • @leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347
      @leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347 5 лет назад +18

      rodger so you have no idea

    • @soorian6493
      @soorian6493 5 лет назад +20

      He can't make them kill their own kind. It's too cruel.

    • @huoptfh3921
      @huoptfh3921 5 лет назад +2

      Tbh some of the video he use to make knifes are just clay and resin

    • @exidy-yt
      @exidy-yt 5 лет назад +1

      @@royjonesrampage6684 Are you kidding me? This man could make a knife out of Chuck Norris'es discarded fingernails and murder Chuck Norris with it! Do NOT fuck with Kiwami-san!

  • @eightshu1223
    @eightshu1223 5 лет назад +290

    最初は無理だろって思うけど粉末になった瞬間あぁ…ってなる

    • @ここのか-n6c
      @ここのか-n6c 5 лет назад +8

      @穂音月桜 わかる、不審者なら作れるって信じてる自分がいる

    • @user-so3jb3iw9p
      @user-so3jb3iw9p 5 лет назад +3

      不審者=包丁作りの神

  • @qwerty9118
    @qwerty9118 5 лет назад +721

    normal people: *buys linseed oil*
    Kiwami: *squeezes it out fresh from the seed itself*

    • @lizismis
      @lizismis 5 лет назад +9

      He is only showing how to get the ingredients. He clearly went out and bought the rest. Just impossible to get that much.

    • @lubko981
      @lubko981 5 лет назад +16

      Or perhaps linseed oil from the store has some more chemicals that could potentially butcher the knife making process. I'm no expert though, I wouldn't know.

    • @jadejaguar69
      @jadejaguar69 5 лет назад +12

      Hes so extra i love it

    • @lubko981
      @lubko981 5 лет назад +5

      @@jadejaguar69 You know what they say, go big or go home

    • @ayrpheli1299
      @ayrpheli1299 5 лет назад +8

      @@jadejaguar69 funny how you're watching a knife video

  • @qualityrobot3838
    @qualityrobot3838 4 года назад +122

    Cucumbers: *exist*
    Kiwami: I'm fluent of 6 million different ways of slicing you.

  • @榎本楓太-q7l
    @榎本楓太-q7l 5 лет назад +510

    えぇ、ガスコンロめっちゃビート刻むじゃん…

  • @L3ss_ow
    @L3ss_ow 5 лет назад +291

    世界一投稿頻度に納得がいくチャンネル

    • @tuee5916
      @tuee5916 5 лет назад +9

      ゴリザm

    • @kafeore_
      @kafeore_ 5 лет назад +13

      あの作業厨とこの不審者大差なくて草

    • @無名マン
      @無名マン 5 лет назад +8

      あのマイクラ作業厨がとこの不審者が日本の二強

    • @無名マン
      @無名マン 5 лет назад +1

      あのマイクラ作業厨がとこの不審者が日本の二強

    • @ポッポちゃん-e8s
      @ポッポちゃん-e8s 5 лет назад +1

      無名マン 草

  • @Giovhar
    @Giovhar 5 лет назад +952

    The metaverse of this man is incredible. He is trying to tell us something we cannot understand ...

    • @kaimast5748
      @kaimast5748 5 лет назад +28

      haroldggv idk what metaverse means but i agree

    • @ValakSVT
      @ValakSVT 5 лет назад +4

      Indeed

    • @oriongurtner7293
      @oriongurtner7293 5 лет назад +14

      Pretty sure he’s just showing us that literally anything can be turned into a wea-kitchen knife
      Nothing subversive there, no-sir-ee, nothing to see here

    • @ExtremelyToxic
      @ExtremelyToxic 5 лет назад +7

      @@oriongurtner7293 who sent you 😳

    • @melo0611
      @melo0611 4 года назад +1

      because he's japanese

  • @ママ-o3j
    @ママ-o3j 4 года назад +20

    こんなに嫌味なくお姑さんがよくやるすーってやつできる人他にいない

  • @TS-jk9pu
    @TS-jk9pu 5 лет назад +85

    もう、包丁にする材料を用意するのがメインの動画に変わってて草

    • @マヨマヨン
      @マヨマヨン 5 лет назад

      変わっちゃったね…

    • @TS-jk9pu
      @TS-jk9pu 5 лет назад +1

      MIT UKI カツオ節とかで作ってた時代が懐かしい

    • @Fernando_Leija
      @Fernando_Leija 5 лет назад

      Asi jajaja muy cierto

  • @SovietScotty
    @SovietScotty 5 лет назад +1182

    I’ve never seen a person make their own flaxseed oil before. That’s awesome.

    • @rogueanuerz
      @rogueanuerz 4 года назад +1

      lol he is cheating

    • @ipza4968
      @ipza4968 4 года назад

      @@rogueanuerz How?

    • @rogueanuerz
      @rogueanuerz 4 года назад +1

      @@ipza4968 you can buy at local store

    • @ipza4968
      @ipza4968 4 года назад +64

      @@rogueanuerz ...He made it himself.

    • @dimsufferer9951
      @dimsufferer9951 4 года назад +69

      Rogue Anuerz Doing something the hard way is the worst type of cheating

  • @taylorwest6986
    @taylorwest6986 5 лет назад +405

    "Hmm... Looks like the neighbor kid is milking his humidifier again."

  • @clownman1317
    @clownman1317 4 года назад +135

    This dude spends more time on these videos than some people do on their kids.
    True dedication.

    • @dinoboy5795
      @dinoboy5795 3 года назад +4

      What if he has kids and he spend more time making these videos then he does care for them

  • @なむる-d4h
    @なむる-d4h 5 лет назад +869

    _人人人人人人人人人人人人_
    > 圧倒的外国人視聴者の数 <
     ̄Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄

  • @キノuser-oc9ht4jt4o
    @キノuser-oc9ht4jt4o 5 лет назад +100

    完成品が見た目的に木材で作った様に見えた
    過程と何で作ったか知ったら誰もが驚ける作品ですね

    • @辛味-t8b
      @辛味-t8b 5 лет назад +1

      木材でも十分驚く要素なんだよね

    • @白い黒猫-k6l
      @白い黒猫-k6l 5 лет назад +1

      @@辛味-t8b この米主感覚が麻痺してるんだよ

  • @user-wq3wd7xq1m
    @user-wq3wd7xq1m 5 лет назад +85

    なんか、普通に持ってるものがオシャレすぎる

    • @ss-jr4fz
      @ss-jr4fz 5 лет назад +30

      電マとかな

    • @遠藤正人-i6q
      @遠藤正人-i6q 5 лет назад +13

      @@ss-jr4fz
      ちがうw

    • @ザクロ-w8e
      @ザクロ-w8e 5 лет назад +20

      冒頭で出てきた女の子の人形がすごい振動するやつとかな

    • @miu_2412
      @miu_2412 5 лет назад

      @@ザクロ-w8e
      違うそうじゃない

    • @湊﨑こころ
      @湊﨑こころ 5 лет назад

      あれだよな、卓上ボール盤

  • @saki_saigyouji
    @saki_saigyouji 4 года назад +210

    炊飯器式加湿器とか初めて見たぞ…

    • @ケエチ
      @ケエチ 4 года назад +25

      そこに触れてる人あまり居なくて探してました。
      炊飯器ですよね…

    • @らすた翠九段
      @らすた翠九段 4 года назад +13

      炊飯器式加湿器が炒飯器式加湿器に見えた...

    • @柘榴-u2p
      @柘榴-u2p 4 года назад +3

      らすた! 翠九段 炒飯器とは

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 4 года назад +2

      Hah i cant read this *throws phone*

    • @SPLIFFTWINS
      @SPLIFFTWINS 4 года назад +1

      @@noe4354 same 😂

  • @ウィッチ-c4v
    @ウィッチ-c4v 5 лет назад +126

    外国人コメの暴風雨の中、俺はココに爪痕残してくぜ!

    • @emanueleromanato7833
      @emanueleromanato7833 5 лет назад

      Sorry, we don't speek naruto here

    • @sleepCircle
      @sleepCircle 5 лет назад +1

      @@emanueleromanato7833 i would tell you that the *man who made the video is japanese,* but you know that already, and you are merely trying to be as huge an edgelord as possible in the hopes that a single person will give you a like
      also "shinkai" is a japanese word.

    • @rinuchito
      @rinuchito 5 лет назад +7

      外国人コメに侵食されてて草

    • @sleepCircle
      @sleepCircle 5 лет назад +6

      ​@@rinuchito 失礼しました。
      この同外人(shinkai 050)はどれだけスレに不行儀を追加することができるかを示します。僕の先のコメで、叱りつけた
      不器用な日本語ですみません。

  • @lexssi8728
    @lexssi8728 5 лет назад +396

    "how did he die?"
    "Water and oil"
    "What?"
    "He was stabbed with water and oil"

    • @raddishgames526
      @raddishgames526 5 лет назад +2

      I mean, you could just freeze water and make an ice pick

  • @MaserXIV
    @MaserXIV 5 лет назад +562

    That early 2000's Powerpoint effect really took me by surprise.

    • @janskylar708
      @janskylar708 5 лет назад

      I had to do a double take!

    • @Kohaku_Ryuu
      @Kohaku_Ryuu 5 лет назад

      YES THIS it made me crack up ahahah

  • @hirx527
    @hirx527 4 года назад +384

    Where am I?
    I can hardly find Japanese lol
    ※和訳: ここどこやねん日本人おらんやないかい笑

  • @yuyaumeoka6184
    @yuyaumeoka6184 5 лет назад +492

    久々に見たらコメ欄外人に占領されてて草

  • @bitebackbunny
    @bitebackbunny 5 лет назад +2097

    scientists: “You can’t mix water and oil”
    kiwami: “observe”

    • @mths.prt13
      @mths.prt13 5 лет назад +173

      Hold my vibrator

    • @muzinhiphop7591
      @muzinhiphop7591 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @Link3000XD
      @Link3000XD 5 лет назад +1

      owo

    • @verebellus
      @verebellus 5 лет назад +48

      do you know how soap works? suspends oil into water. and do you know what alcohol does, makes oil and water able to mix. thats how they get oils into drinks and foods easily

    • @air5976
      @air5976 5 лет назад +3

      それな〜

  • @umadyet-4064
    @umadyet-4064 5 лет назад +1373

    Mom walks in : why do you have a vibrator?
    Him: cuz I’m doing asmr

  • @user-hanoha
    @user-hanoha 4 года назад +6

    最初から情報量が多すぎてほんすこ

  • @colaptesauratus
    @colaptesauratus 5 лет назад +460

    rough translation of the original japanese title: "when i tried matchmaking between oil and water, it turned into a kitchen knife"

    • @futasupastah
      @futasupastah 5 лет назад +7

      colaptesauratus whoa that’s ..... different

    • @suz5191
      @suz5191 5 лет назад +1

      that's gold 😂

    • @weegle.
      @weegle. 5 лет назад +4

      @@suz5191 no. It's a knife. 😏

    • @jmbkpo
      @jmbkpo 5 лет назад

      Funnier title

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 5 лет назад

      Such a clickbait title like the title we often see in those Web ads..

  • @nanakok2798
    @nanakok2798 5 лет назад +38

    油を抽出するところからやるとは思わなかった…さすが不審者

  • @abeautifulburger
    @abeautifulburger 5 лет назад +723

    He even makes his own oil, what a madlad

  • @fumikkykun
    @fumikkykun 4 года назад +71

    オメガ3とミネラルでできてるから食べたら身体に良いハズ👍

  • @brunostefano3188
    @brunostefano3188 5 лет назад +813

    It's almost ridiculous that he always have the perfect tools for everything

    • @Patrick-ze4ei
      @Patrick-ze4ei 4 года назад +23

      Bruno Stéfano he does something insane called preparation

    • @ArtificerKnight3
      @ArtificerKnight3 4 года назад +34

      If he doesn't have it, he can also just... Kinda... Make it?

    • @melo0611
      @melo0611 4 года назад +50

      v i b r a t o r

    • @im.angelx
      @im.angelx 4 года назад +12

      I mean... he’s a scientist...

    • @meatmaster665
      @meatmaster665 4 года назад +3

      @J D the tools he uses

  • @kurage0120
    @kurage0120 5 лет назад +114

    相変わらず日本語の見つからない
    コメ欄だこと..........

  • @Мустафа-ш8ъ
    @Мустафа-ш8ъ 5 лет назад +548

    his wife: "can u get a knife i cant cook right now"
    kiwami: "do we have water and oil?"
    his wife: "uhmm yes?"
    kiwami: "say no more"

    • @johnwill4560
      @johnwill4560 4 года назад +13

      @Wario Andretti it's a dude , if you can't tell from this hands he has a few videos were he shows from of his body I think the rusty axe one shows him

    • @Adamnikislow
      @Adamnikislow 4 года назад

      +vibrator

    • @nomnomisstillhere8542
      @nomnomisstillhere8542 4 года назад

      @@johnwill4560 what dude has a vibrator for pussi?

    • @tadziwnakaczka1195
      @tadziwnakaczka1195 4 года назад +1

      In his old videos he used to speak too. 100% confirmed dude

    • @thebestpeople2094
      @thebestpeople2094 3 года назад +1

      повезло его жене

  • @easternprod2934
    @easternprod2934 4 года назад +18

    The patience this man has is amazing. To do the same process over and over again to get that much oil is crazy

  • @tsunagu279ify
    @tsunagu279ify 5 лет назад +78

    いちいち発想が素晴らしいし、道具がまた素晴らしいし、技術も見事です。見入ってしまいました。

  • @lavinatam194
    @lavinatam194 5 лет назад +153

    Imagine this guy is actually on house arrest and hes just flexing on how many ways he could make a weapon with regular ass things in the house

  • @いかまりね
    @いかまりね 5 лет назад +72

    包丁の材料作るチャンネルになってて草

  • @terminusest9179
    @terminusest9179 4 года назад +48

    Me: *sweats*
    Him: thats an ingredient for making a knife.

  • @amayafranke7857
    @amayafranke7857 5 лет назад +39

    idk why but the dramatic word art esc “water and oil (romeo and juiliet)” absolutely sent me

  • @Epsilon889
    @Epsilon889 5 лет назад +1502

    I dont understand if this guy's a blacksmith, chemist or a psychopath

  • @kudo_xialan
    @kudo_xialan 5 лет назад +54

    12:24 ちっちゃい声で「あつっ」って言ってて笑った

  • @DairokutenMaoUwU
    @DairokutenMaoUwU 4 года назад +358

    Who else wants to see Kiwami turn a whetstone into a knife? 😁

    • @kyobo3257
      @kyobo3257 4 года назад +8

      How will he sharpen it if its made out of whetstone?

    • @ImDorbee
      @ImDorbee 4 года назад +51

      That’s The Mystery Only Kiwami Can Solve

    • @kyobo3257
      @kyobo3257 4 года назад +5

      @Rose Schoneberg hmmmmm good point

    • @deedee6907
      @deedee6907 3 года назад +3

      Too simple

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 3 года назад +1

      omg amazing idea

  • @22n-q5g
    @22n-q5g 5 лет назад +119

    9:34×30とかシレッと言わないで笑

  • @四暗刻単騎-p6p
    @四暗刻単騎-p6p 5 лет назад +279

    もはや日本人ほとんどいなくて草

  • @ふじあき-m3y
    @ふじあき-m3y 5 лет назад +60

    0:09
    神 器 登 場

  • @cooking3379
    @cooking3379 4 года назад +1

    素晴らしいですね。めっちゃいろんな動画見ちゃいました。見習わないといけない。
    頭いいですし、すごい時間かけてらっしゃる。感動

  • @こべ-b9t
    @こべ-b9t 5 лет назад +87

    あの交わらないふたりをついに一つにした不審者

  • @harukan6209
    @harukan6209 5 лет назад +91

    家に家宅捜索入られたら色々大変なことになりそう

  • @来年度の紙粘土
    @来年度の紙粘土 5 лет назад +72

    タイトルが支離滅裂すぎるRUclipsr第1位

  • @kkbm2151
    @kkbm2151 4 года назад +1

    ほんとにこの人だけは何がしたいのか分からない(褒め言葉)

  • @Tabun-Tsuyoshi5544
    @Tabun-Tsuyoshi5544 5 лет назад +333

    ❤️❤️水と油を婚活させようとしたら❤️❤️
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️包丁になりました❤️❤️❤️❤️
    表面張力『解せぬ』

    • @ひろせこういち-y4v
      @ひろせこういち-y4v 5 лет назад +13

      そもそも水じゃない件について

    • @mmmmiya00000
      @mmmmiya00000 5 лет назад +3

      どおしてそおなんるだよ

    • @Kアノプス
      @Kアノプス 5 лет назад +2

      元素『???』

    • @user-fe4nm6se1i
      @user-fe4nm6se1i 5 лет назад +5

      厳密には水道水中のミネラル分、いわゆる水垢の原因となる物質

  • @imoooooko____
    @imoooooko____ 5 лет назад +25

    ろ過したあとの油めっちゃ綺麗…

  • @igay817
    @igay817 5 лет назад +309

    This man has the most patience out of anyone ever

    • @zanderham5239
      @zanderham5239 5 лет назад +1

      Just stab the cancer

    • @MarsellaFyngold
      @MarsellaFyngold 5 лет назад

      Right?! Jfc....making that linseed oil in such small batches like that.....jeeeze! I wonder how long this all took?

  • @mr.sandman3619
    @mr.sandman3619 4 года назад +83

    Jesus:*turns water into wine
    This guy:-hold my knife

  • @haneta370
    @haneta370 5 лет назад +186

    この人が持ったら水でも銃刀法違反

    • @手袋-c2k
      @手袋-c2k 5 лет назад +11

      氷で包丁作ってたし...

    • @だゎあ
      @だゎあ 5 лет назад +8

      パンツ履いてもアウト

  • @ricksanchez5024
    @ricksanchez5024 5 лет назад +661

    Dude's making knives out of water and seed, solid proof that our world is actually a gigantic Minecraft server

    • @allonaahhh2656
      @allonaahhh2656 5 лет назад +1

      Fr

    • @plastic_love_
      @plastic_love_ 5 лет назад +2

      Minecraft is so popular.. and they made it into real life

    • @Zneonn
      @Zneonn 5 лет назад

      you fool, lord master knife-sama can make anything into a knife, even the very air you breath

    • @Conquest...
      @Conquest... 5 лет назад

      BIG BRAIN

    • @Conquest...
      @Conquest... 5 лет назад +1

      Big brain🧠

  • @-Jay-
    @-Jay- 5 лет назад +3217

    So we just gonna pretend he didn’t use a vibrator...
    Im not new here people so stop I’ve seen the finger condoms and everything just not the vibrator

    • @peacechan4500
      @peacechan4500 5 лет назад +210

      Welcome you must be new here

    • @-Jay-
      @-Jay- 5 лет назад +50

      peace chan no not at all

    • @jagermantis
      @jagermantis 5 лет назад +155

      Only a bad workman blames his tools

    • @isaacz7208
      @isaacz7208 5 лет назад +115

      Only for scientific purposes

    • @anniwndrrr
      @anniwndrrr 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂

  • @aynDRAWS
    @aynDRAWS 4 года назад +19

    Okay, but just imagine how humid the room was during filming? It must have been like waking into a wall of heat-

  • @yasuoarai4520
    @yasuoarai4520 5 лет назад +228

    日に日に英語のコメしかなくなってくの草

  • @daiki01108991
    @daiki01108991 5 лет назад +22

    当たり前のように油から作るの草

  • @むらむら-w1k
    @むらむら-w1k 5 лет назад +35

    もはや外人兄貴たちの方が多いコメ欄

  • @ちょむちょむ-p9q
    @ちょむちょむ-p9q 4 года назад +4

    (今回の場合で)油から作り始めるとこ好き
    そしてクッキー作りのような感じに、、、。

  • @ゆきこ-c6v
    @ゆきこ-c6v 5 лет назад +60

    材料作り凄すぎて包丁研ぐとこ秒で進んでる笑

  • @omnominus
    @omnominus 5 лет назад +1026

    I remember when the whole video used to be the sharpening part. These days that part is literally the last 30 seconds lmao. The journey ain’t about the knife we see at the end, but the crazy shit we see along the way😂

    • @zeroanimation3956
      @zeroanimation3956 5 лет назад +4

      because there is people who complain, he just make any stuff hard with acrylic and sharpening it.

    • @ReviewOrcsUSA
      @ReviewOrcsUSA 5 лет назад +25

      the channel has gone a long way, and for the best thankfully
      he knows we'd skip the sharpening parts if they're too long, it's boring after so many times, can't be helped

    • @Napstablooky
      @Napstablooky 5 лет назад +20

      zero ero I think it’s more that he knows the sharpening is probably the least interesting part of these videos now. You can sharpen anything and it will all be generally the same method, but making the actual materials is the fun part.

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 5 лет назад +11

      The sharpening is pretty satisfying to watch. Sometimes it's a little long, but it was a bit too short this time imo

    • @Qlipphoth
      @Qlipphoth 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe the real Knife are the friends we made Along the way...

  • @becausesakamoto5938
    @becausesakamoto5938 4 года назад +19

    Kiwami: I'm gonna make a knife out of water and oil
    Me: ok Kiwami you madlad
    Kiwami: The first step is to make my own oil
    Me: Oh what are you going to make your own water too
    Kiwami: ...yes

  • @とあるバスケットボーラー
    @とあるバスケットボーラー 5 лет назад +82

    0:46 不審者流高速ボイパ

  • @モモンガ-l9v
    @モモンガ-l9v 5 лет назад +72

    最初のリカちゃん悪意しかないだろwww

  • @knight6824
    @knight6824 5 лет назад +42

    鳥「違う、そうじゃない」

  • @chylokim
    @chylokim 4 года назад +1

    あなたは芸術作品のイエスのように美しかった私は美しさや感情から昇るだろうと思いました

  • @kingmc8844
    @kingmc8844 5 лет назад +126

    この包丁を作ろうってどこで思ってるんだろう
    そして思い浮かべた包丁をつくる凄さ

    • @OReO_no_ohitashi
      @OReO_no_ohitashi 5 лет назад +4

      固形になるもの=包丁の素材やん(洗脳済み)

    • @kingmc8844
      @kingmc8844 5 лет назад +1

      \ OReO / この薬品使えば固まるとか分かってるの
      もしや天才?不審者さん

    • @myvideos5665
      @myvideos5665 5 лет назад

      I agree.

  • @kai-xingyue1635
    @kai-xingyue1635 5 лет назад +482

    Imagine how many knives this guy has in his collection by now, and when he has guests over be like

    • @sailorqtpie
      @sailorqtpie 5 лет назад +6

      I can't like this coz right now it has 69 likes and if I like it I'll ruin it

    • @sailorqtpie
      @sailorqtpie 5 лет назад

      Also i commented the same thing and then I noticed that you wrote it before me so sorry

    • @tipisanchez3042
      @tipisanchez3042 5 лет назад +4

      Imagine having guests over and having to explain what all of the equipment is for...

    • @chaosdirge4906
      @chaosdirge4906 5 лет назад

      Most of the knives probably aren't usuable or healthy to display even anymore if made from organic compounds. Your shoes break down from exposure after just 10 years even if you never wore them. An original pair of air jordans is rotting right now. Most of his knives would be unsanitary.

  • @posthistoricdino422
    @posthistoricdino422 5 лет назад +282

    this madman really just made dehydrated water

    • @blindolakase
      @blindolakase 5 лет назад +13

      Its to dangerous to keep it alive

    • @Z4_chy
      @Z4_chy 5 лет назад +12

      Dehydration synthesis. Sorry the biology came out of me

    • @dorklork4336
      @dorklork4336 5 лет назад +9

      @@Z4_chy r/iamverysmart

    • @oreos3174
      @oreos3174 5 лет назад +3

      @king of fear, whoops my genius slipped out

    • @Nim...
      @Nim... 5 лет назад +1

      My brain just stopped working and I am starting to question existence itself.

  • @shinokki8000
    @shinokki8000 3 года назад +7

    teacher: what tool do you use to mix? jean: ice cream stick. mark: spoon. kiwami: ...vibrator

  • @anpanpank
    @anpanpank 5 лет назад +52

    6:22で一瞬うわぁああぁってなった

  • @dandanthedandan7558
    @dandanthedandan7558 5 лет назад +370

    I keep forgetting that cucumbers are his mortal enemy and in every video he finds a way to catch me off guard and then execute the cucumbers.

    • @Minohorse
      @Minohorse 5 лет назад +12

      He may be making those knives to fight Kappas.

    • @controversialCoven
      @controversialCoven 5 лет назад +3

      Today he took the cucumber from their sauna

  • @2年B組28番
    @2年B組28番 5 лет назад +66

    ※動画は安全に十分に配慮して制作しておりますので、絶対にマネしないでください
    いや真似できないって。

  • @whoknewwhatgeo
    @whoknewwhatgeo 3 года назад +8

    I love how Kiwami finds the hardest and most interesting ways to do things.

  • @blobblub9424
    @blobblub9424 5 лет назад +1087

    Oh god, he doesn't even need the template to make the knife anymore, he's getting too powerful! 😱😂

    • @Aerosklice
      @Aerosklice 5 лет назад +27

      You can actually see he traced it, he just didn't show the part where he does it.

    • @jub8891
      @jub8891 5 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @itsduncan4864
      @itsduncan4864 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @jakers141
      @jakers141 5 лет назад +18

      @@Aerosklice actually he definitely traced it using his psionic abilities it's just too fast to be seen by a standard camera

    • @m.jailam8861
      @m.jailam8861 4 года назад +3

      The tracing was clear as day during the top-down shot lol. Though not saying he's any less awesome whether he traces or not.

  • @Una_Ridlow
    @Una_Ridlow 5 лет назад +603

    He doesn't even need a knife template anymore, he knows the shape automagically
    oh my god
    He's too powerful

  • @user-ir7zk2tz9x
    @user-ir7zk2tz9x 5 лет назад +306

    お巡りさん:君、ちょっといいかな?
    某不審者:なんですか?
    お巡りさん:カバンの中見せてもらっていい?
    ガサガサ(包丁見つける)
    君、これはなんだい?
    某不審者:水と油です
    _人人人人人人人人_
    >  水と油  <
     ̄^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄

    • @こゆき-i7j
      @こゆき-i7j 5 лет назад +23

      _スパドラ 勢いで笑わせんなよww
      wwwwww

    • @馬聖龍
      @馬聖龍 5 лет назад +8

      おいやめろよ
      wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @therealmasterkeef
      @therealmasterkeef 5 лет назад +2

      yeah i was thinking the same thing...

    • @user-ie9yx3xl5q
      @user-ie9yx3xl5q 5 лет назад

      SuperNovaGaming yeah so was I...

    • @jagermantis
      @jagermantis 5 лет назад +1

      Yes ...m a y b e ?

  • @Frootbazkit
    @Frootbazkit 4 года назад +84

    Me: water and oil doesn’t mix.
    Them: you’re just not thinking fourth dimensionally!

  • @kurage5122
    @kurage5122 5 лет назад +63

    不審者から女子力感じる......ヒェッ…