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  • @absmash1237
    @absmash1237 6 лет назад +10602

    *giggles* "Andy wait up!"
    Yet still the manliest man ever

    • @eduardo_moya
      @eduardo_moya 6 лет назад +312

      I always thought that was Andy!!!

    • @khantayesha
      @khantayesha 6 лет назад +17

      @@eduardo_moya SAME 😅

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 6 лет назад +14

      @@eduardo_moya same!

    • @hawkingseye8464
      @hawkingseye8464 6 лет назад +290

      I reckon to a small degree Ron didn't have much of a childhood with friends he enjoyed the company of. So I think this could of been a glimpse of his inner child coming out.

    • @zdenek3010
      @zdenek3010 5 лет назад +179

      Every true man is just a big child.

  • @jp_chico
    @jp_chico 4 года назад +15156

    The man was fully aware that Ron was looking forward to a good steak, and then tried to feed him big grilled mushrooms like it was the same thing. Disrespect at its finest.

    • @infinitedepression4508
      @infinitedepression4508 3 года назад +1669

      He does that all the time because it’s healthier. He literally was told to bring a cake to a party and instead he made a loaf of vegetables and Ron was pissed off again. “Not only does this exist, you have also deprived us of cake.”

    • @anunknownentity1637
      @anunknownentity1637 3 года назад +994

      @@infinitedepression4508 yeah, Chris is a nice guy but he's kinda a jerk with his habit of bringing/making food no one wants even when he knows they expect something else

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 3 года назад +160

      @@anunknownentity1637 , I couldn’t remember the vegan athlete in Parks and Recreation because he wasn’t a stoner vegan I forgot about his name entirely.

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 3 года назад +695

      My father always said, “we accommodate vegetarians when they come to eat, but they never accommodate for us.”😂😂😂

    • @kraigshall
      @kraigshall 3 года назад +268

      Vegans and health food nuts are two people that I am greatly displeased by their very existence, but I know that it would trouble me far too much to do anything about them except quite possibly sit down with the biggest juiciest plate of steaks I can find and eat it right in front of them. the amount of salt in the air will be enough to preserve five deceased bodies.

  • @marcoskolioulis3522
    @marcoskolioulis3522 2 года назад +3017

    Ron: Bacon wrapped shrimp
    Ann: No, thank you
    Ron: I wasn't offering
    Cracks me up every time

    • @stacyhamilton2619
      @stacyhamilton2619 Год назад +1

      How many times has there been?

    • @marcoskolioulis3522
      @marcoskolioulis3522 Год назад +3

      @@stacyhamilton2619 it's funny everytime

    • @stacyhamilton2619
      @stacyhamilton2619 Год назад +2

      @@marcoskolioulis3522
      Every time.

    • @adrianmedeiros8431
      @adrianmedeiros8431 Год назад +12

      I'm not entirely sure if he was gloating about being in possession of bacon wrapped shrimp or simply informing his friend of the joy that comes with knowing that bacon wrapped shrimp exists

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 Год назад +4

      Lol he was bragging

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад +8125

    "You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats."
    Laugh every time at that

  • @gaberthetater0149
    @gaberthetater0149 5 лет назад +4589

    “When I eat, it’s the food that’s scared”
    Makes sense

    • @felixin64th26
      @felixin64th26 5 лет назад +5

      I had a stroke reading that

    • @supernerd2333
      @supernerd2333 5 лет назад +1

      Sausage Party looking ass

    • @theponystark
      @theponystark 5 лет назад +13

      And yet the food bit back in season five when they got food poisoning

    • @doop00
      @doop00 4 года назад +1

      Amazing, I believe him.

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 4 года назад +2

      Leslie's finger guns really add to the punchline

  • @13Yeared
    @13Yeared 2 года назад +1002

    “I haven’t eaten lunch since yesterday” is such an underrated line.

    • @SirBlot
      @SirBlot Год назад +4

      7:26 guy sniffing waitresses hair?

    • @arielbanks5557
      @arielbanks5557 Год назад

      ​@@SirBlotJean Ralphio

  • @insold6606
    @insold6606 4 года назад +6273

    you forgot the scene where Ron tries to eat a banana, hates it, then stuffs it in a burger to eat it

    • @mcwhirlpoolinc2641
      @mcwhirlpoolinc2641 4 года назад +111

      That scene is sooo GD funny

    • @johnnykush6022
      @johnnykush6022 4 года назад +50

      It's probably because they put it in the health check up vid

    • @FireShoxx
      @FireShoxx 4 года назад +52

      Not to mention he had to look at a picture of his wife and kids

    • @hermanoguimaraes6343
      @hermanoguimaraes6343 4 года назад +30

      Actually, puting a banana in the burguer is a very commom thing in Brazil, specially If the bananas are fried

    • @FireShoxx
      @FireShoxx 4 года назад +6

      @@hermanoguimaraes6343 sounds delicious

  • @1madhammer
    @1madhammer 4 года назад +1573

    “Salad is the traditional first course at a wedding, sir.”
    “Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”

  • @ofallmyintention9496
    @ofallmyintention9496 4 года назад +11777

    I love how Ron basically acts like April and Andy are his kids.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад +176

      Pretty much

    • @kyleplant887
      @kyleplant887 3 года назад +671

      I love how April and Andy basically act like Ron is their dad.

    • @mrgoomba1259
      @mrgoomba1259 3 года назад +41

      Oh no there kids wouldn’t be coming out right 😱😬

    • @gsalphadog7929
      @gsalphadog7929 3 года назад +134

      Ron is everyone's dad

    • @Profileunused
      @Profileunused 3 года назад +18

      @@mrgoomba1259 they would be the best damn people in the world

  • @YusiDJordan
    @YusiDJordan 4 года назад +5657

    The saddest thing in this show was that we never got to see Ron eat at Mulligan’s Steakhouse.

    • @drewhallas3419
      @drewhallas3419 2 года назад +68

      Seriously

    • @Nonikt
      @Nonikt 2 года назад +91

      Not Even in a flashback

    • @wtfnuoob
      @wtfnuoob 2 года назад +187

      I mean the show wasn't rated M

    • @Perciprius_91
      @Perciprius_91 2 года назад +26

      Are you serious? I’m thinking about watching this show.

    • @wallywallendo
      @wallywallendo 2 года назад +19

      @@Perciprius_91 it’s good, watch it

  • @brotatochip03
    @brotatochip03 Год назад +507

    Ron Swanson staring down Mike Ehrmantraut for the last bacon wrapped shrimp is godly

    • @l1ub035
      @l1ub035 5 месяцев назад +15

      Put down the shrimp, Ron.

    • @anonxyz890
      @anonxyz890 5 месяцев назад +7

      That's the Kid named Finger, show some respect

  • @RottingHearts
    @RottingHearts 6 лет назад +5385

    “That’s a party platter it serves 12 people” “I know what I’m about son”

    • @Jonathanlenthang
      @Jonathanlenthang 5 лет назад +114

      These will not be necessary

    • @dan_gee
      @dan_gee 5 лет назад +65

      Alright, party time

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 5 лет назад +15

      Sounds like a decent breakfast to me. I'd take 2 for lunch and 2 for dinner as well.

    • @josem.alfaro8116
      @josem.alfaro8116 5 лет назад +10

      I wish they would have shown him eating all of it :D

    • @Snoooo
      @Snoooo 4 года назад +15

      God damn I wish I remembered this line earlier this year when I was at restaurant ordering a XXL burger and the waiter were doubting me and said "That is a pretty big burger". Needless to say but I finished that big boy and left the coleslaw on the plate.

  • @warflame7820
    @warflame7820 3 года назад +1553

    "You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats". Gets me every time lol

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 2 года назад +26

      “Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”

    • @petersimpson4648
      @petersimpson4648 Год назад +5

      I'd like to see Ron Swanson interact with Red Forman.

    • @MatthewG1247
      @MatthewG1247 11 месяцев назад +1

      "This is not my dinner, this is what I feed my dinner." -Beau from the ranch.

  • @MarnieGolde7
    @MarnieGolde7 3 года назад +1966

    Ron smiling over his shoulder at the strip club buffet is peak sunshine joy.

    • @josephtafur
      @josephtafur Год назад +7

      Those are the best Strip Clubs

    • @P8rioticPaxCl00n
      @P8rioticPaxCl00n Год назад +25

      The only time someone should unbuckle their belt at a strip club is if there’s a god damned breakfast buffet; change my mind

    • @evanward4303
      @evanward4303 6 месяцев назад

      The plate wielding was nice too

    • @abaindur1969
      @abaindur1969 3 месяца назад

      @@evanward4303 That was classic! 😀

    • @bluetherobot
      @bluetherobot 3 месяца назад

      Do buffets in strip clubs like that actually exist? Those biscuits and gravy and bacon looked absolutely amazing!

  • @p.al.o4437
    @p.al.o4437 4 года назад +15390

    Tom almost lost his girlfriend after Ron took a bite of his turkey leg

    • @Aenwyrm
      @Aenwyrm 4 года назад +952

      ngl i only noticed her in that scene.

    • @aaronwalker1678
      @aaronwalker1678 4 года назад +96

      Yup

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 4 года назад +102

      she's probably veggin 😂 and she thinks people who eta meat is monster

    • @BananaMystic
      @BananaMystic 4 года назад +1128

      @@badreedinedjellali1328 I doubt it, after that exchange Ron walks off and she comments "That dude rules"

    • @kcinrolyat3049
      @kcinrolyat3049 4 года назад +15

      800th like

  • @matthewbourgeois9648
    @matthewbourgeois9648 4 года назад +2149

    That, "Andy, wait up" never fails to make me giggle like a schoolgirl

    • @drewhallas3419
      @drewhallas3419 2 года назад +26

      YES!!!!!! omfg dude I laugh at that every single time lol, it's amazing

    • @constantinet1800
      @constantinet1800 2 года назад +25

      Every time I think it’s Andy giggling but then I hear Ron say Andy and laugh

    • @Rugmunchersauce3
      @Rugmunchersauce3 2 года назад

      You ARE a schoolgirl, Mary.

    • @Theroadtoawe
      @Theroadtoawe Год назад

      @@Rugmunchersauce3what a pair of Marys

    • @lissaC.W.
      @lissaC.W. 3 месяца назад +1

      @@constantinet1800me I thought it was Andy at first and when I heard Ron voice shout out that last line while giggling I lost it.😆

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 2 года назад +560

    One thing I really love about Leslie is that she tracked down a mulligans and bought a huge steak with tons of sauce and good whiskey for Ron’s birthday. Even rented good movies and got a taxi on standby for him, that’s a good friend right there.

    • @jordanmccoy4023
      @jordanmccoy4023 10 месяцев назад +23

      And wrangled his crazy ex wife for an entire night so he could have a good date

  • @Dlorenzo680
    @Dlorenzo680 2 года назад +1518

    Imagine if Nick Offerman started a BBQ channel as Ron Swanson and remained in character throughout the entire series

    • @Flufferz626
      @Flufferz626 Год назад +52

      Why not? Lagavulin Scotch already has whiskey for him lol

    • @chaitanyamaddineni2020
      @chaitanyamaddineni2020 Год назад +41

      and only had 3 recipes. A hamburger, porterhouse, hot dog.

    • @Dlorenzo680
      @Dlorenzo680 Год назад +27

      @@chaitanyamaddineni2020 can't leave out bacon lol

    • @kenshin5150
      @kenshin5150 Год назад +33

      ​@@chaitanyamaddineni2020 turkey leg wrapped in bacon. The swanson

    • @jamescampbell6724
      @jamescampbell6724 Год назад +13

      @@kenshin5150A guy known as Babish made the Swanson.

  • @juliekirk5365
    @juliekirk5365 3 года назад +3329

    Ron yelling out when he sees mushrooms on the grill is HILARIOUS

    • @Wanderer21766
      @Wanderer21766 2 года назад +96

      Whatcha talking about? That was horrifying.
      Imagine thinking about a good steak, then the image shatters at the realization that what is on the grill is not a steak but a god damn mushroom.

    • @torqueblue
      @torqueblue 2 года назад +36

      Looking back at that scene, you're right, they were Mushrooms. I thought they were mushrooms on the steak. Wow, I'd freak out too.

    • @static05
      @static05 2 года назад +9

      i don't blame him, mushrooms are disgusting

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 2 года назад +21

      It’s like being told you were getting Chicken Parmigiana and getting a frozen chicken tender with American cheese and ketchup. Even then, you’d at least have the bare minimum of what you were expecting. Giving a man like Ron a grilled mushroom when he was expecting a steak isn’t just misleading, it’s almost offensive.

    • @Rytonic69
      @Rytonic69 Год назад +12

      Not to mention Chris pulled a low blow on Ron. Healthier option implies that there are other options. If there is only one option, then it isn't an option

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude 5 лет назад +3134

    I still love ron smiling thinking about his first mulligan’s steak.

    • @RByrne
      @RByrne 3 года назад +65

      Yeah, pure joy. I love when he says "look at me there, I was just a kid" about the pic of himself, when he looked exactly the same as he does now.

    • @rn6467
      @rn6467 2 года назад +4

      @@RByrne except that the apron has spillage of steak in the picture...

    • @GFAWapollo
      @GFAWapollo 2 года назад +3

      You never forget your first

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 Год назад +4

      I also like the fact that the steaks at Mulligan’s got bigger each time he visited.

    • @romteni
      @romteni Год назад +1

      Still a better love story than twilight.

  • @BrendanPappas
    @BrendanPappas 2 года назад +790

    Ron screaming in horror when he sees the mushrooms on the grill never gets old

    • @shawnen2928
      @shawnen2928 2 года назад +27

      *WHAT IN THE DEVIL’S NAME IS THIS?!*

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 2 года назад +21

      Honestly, he reacted better than I was expecting
      I thought Leslie was gonna have to keep him from committing homicide

    • @jakubfoltyn5550
      @jakubfoltyn5550 2 года назад +2

      followed by the stroke

    • @waikeonglim7703
      @waikeonglim7703 3 месяца назад

      Now that’s a true American

  • @alextorres5886
    @alextorres5886 4 года назад +5127

    When Ron Swanson eats it’s violently American.

    • @lydia2366
      @lydia2366 4 года назад +31

      Love this 😂👍

    • @benjaminkasson2587
      @benjaminkasson2587 4 года назад +80

      Also sometimes weirdly sexual, like that turkey leg.

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 4 года назад +12

      I only watch him eat and I lost may appetite because of much food 😂 this man is a machine

    • @emmaray6215
      @emmaray6215 4 года назад +45

      When he eats, it is the food that is scared

    • @oofoof5791
      @oofoof5791 4 года назад +13

      Ron eats so much meat that all the cholesterol became part of his body eating a piece of his flesh would give you diabetes and high cholesterol vegetables give him heart attacks

  • @azizzafarsheikh
    @azizzafarsheikh 6 лет назад +6821

    "I am surrounded by a lot of women in this department, and that includes the men."

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen 5 лет назад +130

      Mostly Tom

    • @OXKucukoks
      @OXKucukoks 5 лет назад +28

      @@mikkelnpetersen and god damn jerry

    • @davec.3198
      @davec.3198 5 лет назад +13

      Sounds like were i did work...and the place before that...and the place before that....

    • @MaciejBogdanStepien
      @MaciejBogdanStepien 4 года назад +48

      How did it go?
      "Boys ----> Men
      "Men ----> Gladiators
      "Gladiators -----> Swansons"

    • @ayushguruswamy6383
      @ayushguruswamy6383 4 года назад +5

      I mean hes not wrong

  • @mythical_pizza
    @mythical_pizza Год назад +278

    "When I eat it is the food that is scared" has the same energy as "I hope food poisoning understands how I work, I've never met a burger I couldn't eat"

    • @sa34w
      @sa34w Год назад +11

      Solid choices, Ron is based on teddy.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +6196

    I think Ron is the most relatable guy when it comes to dietary habits

    • @Kuroo9
      @Kuroo9 3 года назад +43

      Why are you everywhere

    • @Raegoer
      @Raegoer 3 года назад +53

      Fun fact! If you relate to Ron Swanson's diet, you have scurvy!

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 3 года назад +54

      @@Raegoer , vegetables unlike fruits needs the unhealthy foods to make the healthy foods tastes good, so why would I eat a plain salad whenever I can eat a plain salmon on my plates, so yes the foods that Ron eats unlike the vegan athlete in Parks and Recreation is a person that understands how dietary habits of human beings have kept our species alive for billions of years.

    • @emptymagproductions2134
      @emptymagproductions2134 3 года назад +2

      We meet again

    • @DavidEllis94
      @DavidEllis94 3 года назад +12

      @@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Kept our species alive for billions of years, eh? Interesting theory, professor. (I'm not even disagreeing entirely that eating animal products is more nutritionally complete)

  • @danielnorman2007
    @danielnorman2007 5 лет назад +2241

    Chris pratt looks like he is having so much fun in this show.

    • @harrybaffourawuah6856
      @harrybaffourawuah6856 4 года назад +45

      Too much fun

    • @Red_Eyed
      @Red_Eyed 3 года назад +131

      He has an interview that explains how he almost accidentally landed the role. My man is just grateful and it shows in his performance. Have a blessed one.

    • @robhamrick2273
      @robhamrick2273 3 года назад +76

      Plus he gets to be all over Abery Plaza, that doesn’t hurt either

    • @dhaqabk4022
      @dhaqabk4022 3 года назад +24

      “Too much fun, what’s that mean? It’s like too much money, there’s no such thing.” Daryl singleton

    • @Aro7241
      @Aro7241 2 года назад +8

      He's always the one having the most fun in anything he works in. He's like a young hot Jack Black

  • @keeprkyd
    @keeprkyd 3 года назад +561

    Ron pouring the salad back and saying a convincing “mmh delicious” is one of my favorite moments in the entire show

  • @gabos7892
    @gabos7892 5 лет назад +3002

    April is the daughter that Ron never had.

  • @ParkerHazlebeck-wm9ob
    @ParkerHazlebeck-wm9ob 4 года назад +229

    “There’s been a mistake; You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats” lmaooooo

  • @jamlym4974
    @jamlym4974 3 года назад +226

    "Even though it is bad for me, I am going to do it."
    Love Ron.

  • @Mubashir_AK
    @Mubashir_AK 6 лет назад +2944

    "Why do people eat anything else besides breakfast food?"
    "People are idiots, Leslie."

    • @OriginalPuro
      @OriginalPuro 6 лет назад +29

      People are idiots.
      Sad but true.

    • @williammcleod8322
      @williammcleod8322 5 лет назад +6

      How about lunch food

    • @imshooketh1500
      @imshooketh1500 4 года назад +19

      @@williammcleod8322 breakfast food is much better

    • @williammcleod8322
      @williammcleod8322 4 года назад +6

      @@imshooketh1500 does breakfast food include steak, chicken, buckmeat or fries?

    • @imshooketh1500
      @imshooketh1500 4 года назад +4

      @@williammcleod8322 no, but it includes cereal, bacon, eggs, waffles, toasts

  • @brigadier-tc8565
    @brigadier-tc8565 5 лет назад +1638

    Leslie goes to Indianapolis for the state house...
    Ron goes to Indianapolis for the steak house

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 5 лет назад +54

      Only one of those provides a service that is essential for human life ;)

    • @alexiaNBC
      @alexiaNBC 5 лет назад +10

      Why doesn't he go to St. Elmo's instead if his favorite steak house is closed?

    • @maxb5201
      @maxb5201 5 лет назад +8

      @@alexiaNBC
      Hey, it's Ron fucking Swanson, he's know more than any of us. Though, it is sad to see him in a state when he saw his favorite place is closed, and then was about to be serve a mushroom steak by the ignorant Chris

    • @brt1strrbb110
      @brt1strrbb110 5 лет назад +13

      @@alexiaNBC because st. Elmos is overrated and over priced. Try murphys craft house. Its near giest.

  • @rickgrimes6859
    @rickgrimes6859 Год назад +257

    Ron's and Mikes eye contact when it came to the last shrimp🤣🤣🤣

    • @drunkenmmamaster419
      @drunkenmmamaster419 Год назад +17

      Mike is one of the only guys who could match Ron's testosterone 😂

    • @attackonponyproductions4927
      @attackonponyproductions4927 Год назад +4

      I was expecting a duel to the death.

    • @justinbrooks9072
      @justinbrooks9072 Год назад +6

      "Here's what's gonna happen,Ron. You're gonna let me have the last bacon-wrapped shrimp. I'm gonna have to hear you say it. Say 'I'll let you have the last bacon-wrapped shrimp.'"- Kid named Finger

    • @alexwallar8608
      @alexwallar8608 7 месяцев назад +1

      I wanna know who won

  • @Alex11554
    @Alex11554 4 года назад +587

    "I'm gonna get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal, dealer's choice." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio 4 года назад +53

      "Please and thank you" I always appreciate how Ron will say that when he is ordering somewhere

  • @nathanmond6508
    @nathanmond6508 4 года назад +559

    The way he just stabs Jean-Ralphio with the kebab kills me every time!

    • @BravoJr1987
      @BravoJr1987 3 года назад +8

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast 2 года назад +14

      He's so clinical about it. "First I shall direct the kebab skewer horizontally. Then I will move it in the direction of the approaching hand. Upon contact, I shall withdraw the skewer, then continue eating."

    • @war10zx98
      @war10zx98 2 года назад +10

      @@jerodast DISCOMBULATE

  • @alaistairhamilton8838
    @alaistairhamilton8838 2 года назад +152

    "I will have 16 eggs, and half a dead animal - dealer's choice. Please and thank you."
    You know that spending the night in the company of Ron Swanson would be a night you would never forget.

    • @codieomeallain6635
      @codieomeallain6635 Год назад +3

      And at the end you’d eat a steak pan fried in salted butter, then put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.

    • @alaistairhamilton8838
      @alaistairhamilton8838 Год назад +2

      @@codieomeallain6635 Courtesy of a lot of Lagavulin 16.

  • @Rockin_Ross
    @Rockin_Ross 4 года назад +607

    There’s a deleted scene in the strip club where he asks a stripper to “refill his plate with a bit of everything. And an emphasis on bacon”.

  • @lukaduke7629
    @lukaduke7629 5 лет назад +393

    Love how he goes through all five stages of grief when the steakhouse is closed.

  • @MW2isthebest123
    @MW2isthebest123 2 года назад +214

    The way Lesley looks at Chris after seeing the mushrooms just says “cmon man. You knew this was gunna be a bad idea...”

  • @anamngewu9565
    @anamngewu9565 4 года назад +2399

    "I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department, and that includes the men"🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @camdenlease7504
      @camdenlease7504 4 года назад +83

      Dear frozen yogurt
      Be ice cream, or be nothing.
      Ron Swason.

    • @harrisp584
      @harrisp584 4 года назад +2

      @@camdenlease7504 ķj*

    • @ianstephenson9721
      @ianstephenson9721 4 года назад +10

      I think he was talking about Tom

    • @Jahstice
      @Jahstice 4 года назад +18

      Followed immediately by the most gay shot possible. Hilarious timing.

    • @socooutdoors6846
      @socooutdoors6846 4 года назад

      I read this as he was saying it🤣🤣

  • @pizzaparker9283
    @pizzaparker9283 4 года назад +249

    "Andy wait up" is the cutest funniest things ever

  • @andrewweitzman4006
    @andrewweitzman4006 2 года назад +242

    I can honestly feel Ron's pain. I felt the same when Moishe's in Montreal shut down. A sirloin and a Monte Carlo potato with fried liver and onions for starters was my go to birthday meal for ages.

    • @papa_squat
      @papa_squat Год назад +22

      You've got a hell of a stomach brother

    • @Arcademan09
      @Arcademan09 Год назад +10

      Same except with me it was a Pho place, it was a bit of a drive away but all my friends loved it, my dad and my brothers loved it as well, they had an amazing pho bowl, it was massive with shrimp, chicken, fish patties and assorted veggies. As soon as the pandemic happened they immediately shut down, when I realized they packed and left I was heartbroken. Luckily they have a sister location but the city it's in is a bit farther but I'm pretty sure they're still open

    • @drunkenmmamaster419
      @drunkenmmamaster419 Год назад +11

      Same there was this shithole diner I lived by my entire life that was locally owned one day during covid I went to call for a takeout order and they were out of buisness I almost cried

    • @vladt876
      @vladt876 11 месяцев назад +3

      It is weird....I am American, but not the biggest fan of French Fries. There was this place called "Neptune's Net," on the beach, that made the best STEAK FRIES EVER!!! (big, thick, crunchy on the outside, soft and burning hot on inside).
      I hadn't been in years, went back....new ownership, store bought crinkle cut fries. Terrible....never been back since

    • @namelessdork2256
      @namelessdork2256 10 месяцев назад +1

      I feel your pain. Over where I live, there used to be a place called the Herritage Cafeteria; best roast beef you can have. And one day, it just closed, no announcement, no warning, just...gone.

  • @CustomizedUsername
    @CustomizedUsername 5 лет назад +2380

    “My father told me a limp handshake were for weak men and communists. He hated both”
    “Well done Tommy” 😭😂🤣😆💀

    • @appa609
      @appa609 4 года назад +65

      She wants a taste of the swanson too

    • @shaunm6383
      @shaunm6383 3 года назад +13

      @@appa609 You're talking about the menu item, right?

    • @magicalmagicmagician5223
      @magicalmagicmagician5223 3 года назад +19

      @@shaunm6383 yes'nt

    • @TheKersey475
      @TheKersey475 3 года назад +22

      Explains why he painfully rejected Jean-Ralphio's handshake at 7:30. He knew that would be a limp grip not worth the palm-on-palm contact.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 года назад +1

      @@TheKersey475 exactly.

  • @bagelsmmmm789
    @bagelsmmmm789 4 года назад +2760

    Ron would bankrupt a Brazilian steakhouse....

    • @Sam-ur8cb
      @Sam-ur8cb 4 года назад +215

      More like help them build three more restaurants with the food he bought

    • @gonzisonsbc
      @gonzisonsbc 4 года назад +27

      Fernanes in Newark, New Jersey is amazing.

    • @wolfdwarf
      @wolfdwarf 4 года назад +73

      good thing he doesn't go much for ethnic food.

    • @stevenland2600
      @stevenland2600 4 года назад +33

      Ron Swanson and Homer Simpson at a all you can eat buffet. There will be nothing left.

    • @superbanks3311
      @superbanks3311 4 года назад +34

      @@wolfdwarf meat is meat. I don't think he'd mind.

  • @blakejackson35
    @blakejackson35 2 года назад +87

    7:09 Ron’s childish laughter warms my heart

  • @aadhithyannagarajan
    @aadhithyannagarajan 6 лет назад +872

    There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food. -Ron Swanson

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 5 лет назад +1

      Aadhithyan Nagarajan what about the Charles mulligans Steak House shut down sadness

    • @hyperchris4786
      @hyperchris4786 4 года назад +12

      @@bigpigeon2384 well technically in the end he ate a whole bunch of eggs and bacon after he didn't get the steak. sorry I mean "all of the eggs and bacon". so breakfast food was still his go to cure for that sadness

    • @JJ-qo7th
      @JJ-qo7th 3 года назад +1

      There has never been a time in my life that I would have turned down a plate of bacon and eggs for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

    • @Wanderer21766
      @Wanderer21766 2 года назад

      I can actually believe that.
      A good breakfast can make your bad day better.

  • @dixonmixin10
    @dixonmixin10 4 года назад +773

    What about when he ate 52 eggs at JJs diner then had his picture on the wall under the name "man"? 😂

  • @Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent
    @Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent 9 месяцев назад +9

    "I know what I'm about, son."
    -Ron Swanson, Legend

  • @Troop3r666
    @Troop3r666 5 лет назад +1753

    Im pretty sure its safe to say that Ron just killed Mike over a bacon wrapped shrimp.

    • @GPGowda
      @GPGowda 5 лет назад +148

      I understand your enthusiasm for Ron... but nobody, I mean nobody can kill Mike fuckin Ehrmantraut.

    • @WhyTho525
      @WhyTho525 5 лет назад +175

      @@GPGowda
      *Heisenberg joined the chat*

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 5 лет назад +56

      @@GPGowda Heisenberg: Hold my hat.

    • @cunningtam6881
      @cunningtam6881 5 лет назад +115

      I think the situation here can be described with the case of 'When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.'

    • @joshuamckay5169
      @joshuamckay5169 5 лет назад +8

      MR WHITE NOOO

  • @kellygraves4189
    @kellygraves4189 4 года назад +214

    I love how Ron's automatic response to seeing Jon Ralphio is to stab him with he nearest sharp objects😂😂❤️

  • @krusekids
    @krusekids 3 года назад +125

    Ron freaking out after he saw that Mulligan's had shut is how I felt when the last remaining Sizzler in Australia, which was in my home town, closed down forever in 2020. It's a shattering feeling when your favorite restaurants leave you.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Год назад +8

      I know...Ponderosa Steakhouse in my town...gone but not forgotten!

    • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
      @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz Год назад +7

      It was like back in the day when Chili's took the tuna steak sandwich off their menu. I went there specifically for my favorite thing on earth, and when the waitress said they no longer have it, I nearly lost my mind. I hadn't even looked at the menu, lol.

    • @attackonponyproductions4927
      @attackonponyproductions4927 Год назад +9

      Here in the state of Washington, we had a really great place called Flamin' Joe's. Now my step dad loved this place. Had 5 photos of him on their wall of fame for enduring their hot wing challenge. So last month for Father's day, my mom and I were taking him to the restaurant when we discovered that it was closed. The owner was caught in a drug operation and had sold the restaurant. My step father is a stoic man... but when I saw him cry that day, I knew it was true heartbreak.

  • @tvarconnect9388
    @tvarconnect9388 3 года назад +171

    “Look at me, I’m just a kid” gets me every time 😂😂

  • @perryblytapus5556
    @perryblytapus5556 5 лет назад +360

    “What happened to the steaks in there when they got closed? Do you... think they got eaten?”

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 4 года назад +28

      That scene was too dark and sad for a comedy show. Seeing a steakhouse get closed down made me cry for days.

    • @davidbakin1953
      @davidbakin1953 2 года назад

      This clip here is the first time I've seen that (all the other scenes I've seen elsewhere). And ... it was sooooo sad!

  • @florianpierredumont4775
    @florianpierredumont4775 2 года назад +15

    5:00 : < These wont be necessary. > [removes the vegetables from the platter] That line kills me everytime. XD

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 3 года назад +356

    7:27 Ron has no chill xD

    • @nachoschg
      @nachoschg 3 года назад +22

      There's no bad moment to stab Jean-Ralphio at all, but that one was spot on.

    • @ElMaestro1710
      @ElMaestro1710 3 года назад +6

      I did not realize until today. That was Mike Ehrmantraut !!

    • @fightingspirit7960
      @fightingspirit7960 3 года назад +5

      That trash was smelling that poor woman's hair.
      Ron has my respect.

    • @sykomaniax187
      @sykomaniax187 3 года назад +1

      7:27 ron stabs sonic

  • @ShouldHaveKnownYT
    @ShouldHaveKnownYT 6 лет назад +700

    They just boarded her up like she was just... some common warehouse 😭

    • @user-ft2md2gd4s
      @user-ft2md2gd4s 4 года назад +9

      Grant Bradshaw
      most dramatic moment i've seen on tv

    • @ilvean3122
      @ilvean3122 4 года назад +12

      "I shouldve been here"

    • @xXTheVigilantXx
      @xXTheVigilantXx 4 года назад +14

      There was a Chinese buffet near where I lived that shut down because they had employed illegal immigrants. It's my favorite restaurant even to this day. I literally cried when I found out that it had closed.

    • @kendalldalton3111
      @kendalldalton3111 3 года назад +4

      The sheer audacity

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 2 года назад +2

      What happened to the steaks that were in there? Do you think they got eaten?

  • @rebellion2054
    @rebellion2054 2 года назад +59

    Ron and Mike Ehrmantraut. The two greatest tv characters from the last 20 years.

  • @nickster5207
    @nickster5207 5 лет назад +730

    Meat deficiency is serious and very real.
    Remember to eat your morning steak, most important steak of the day.

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo 5 лет назад +31

      Steak, not stake. A stake is what you use to kill vampires. Or burn witches.

    • @nickster5207
      @nickster5207 5 лет назад +8

      @@sugoruyo But a simple typo

    • @nickster5207
      @nickster5207 5 лет назад +2

      @ I do not have dyslexia!

    • @TheGoober
      @TheGoober 5 лет назад +7

      @ I do have lysdexia and your comment makes my brain cry and my eyes laugh evil little laughs

    • @bradster1708
      @bradster1708 5 лет назад +5

      Life of Goober, as a member of AND, National Dyslexics Association, I object to this silliness!

  • @sparky4878
    @sparky4878 3 года назад +72

    Since discovering this show Ron has become my hero. I can’t wait to use “you’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats” or “it’s a whole new meat delivery system” for real.

  • @skturbo107
    @skturbo107 3 года назад +216

    “Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was ‘Give me all… the bacon and eggs… you have.’”
    His voice didn’t change once. That man knew he was fully serious.

    • @nicholasegg0284
      @nicholasegg0284 6 месяцев назад

      If a man orders all the bacon and eggs you have with that much conviction in his face and voice, you better do what he says, damn it.

  • @jacksonharvey1225
    @jacksonharvey1225 3 года назад +52

    I have no idea why but the line “I haven’t had lunch since yesterday” always makes me chuckle. The way it just sits there is so funny to me

  • @loitlois
    @loitlois 6 лет назад +570

    "What i said was give me all the bacon and eggs you have" 😂🍳🥓

  • @boddaboom77
    @boddaboom77 2 года назад +35

    Ron's giggle as he's chasing after Andy gets me every time. "Hehehehaa Andy, wait up!"

  • @TheOnkard
    @TheOnkard 6 лет назад +2513

    how could you not include the ron vs criss cook off

    • @Taifune81
      @Taifune81 6 лет назад +9

      Onkar Deshpande awww he didnt? Am still watching and was hoping for it

    • @omaralsabbagh3606
      @omaralsabbagh3606 6 лет назад +44

      They just wanna make the video 10 minutes for the RUclips money

    • @pepsiknight8016
      @pepsiknight8016 6 лет назад +8

      @@omaralsabbagh3606 Yes, when people take time out of their days to make a youtube video / a compilation of clips from a show, there's a teeny chance they might want to get paid whilst doing it! Good solve though.

    • @omaralsabbagh3606
      @omaralsabbagh3606 6 лет назад +24

      @@pepsiknight8016 it's not any people, it's the official RUclips channel of the series, and since it brings them money via RUclips they would continue to do it, another source of revenue is always a good idea.

    • @TogunMaster
      @TogunMaster 6 лет назад

      @@Taifune81 same

  • @graceduffy7298
    @graceduffy7298 6 лет назад +902

    Look at me just a kid 😂

  • @PhoenixT70
    @PhoenixT70 5 месяцев назад +5

    Ron’s reaction to Mulligan’s closing is legit. When I saw my favorite Chinese restaurant had closed, I was almost in tears. I had been eating there since before I can actually remember, and losing it was like losing a piece of my childhood.

  • @kevitoalvarez6822
    @kevitoalvarez6822 4 года назад +54

    7:15 this scene was so full of testosterone that my muscles gained a 20% increase

  • @aravind4893
    @aravind4893 6 лет назад +359

    8:00 When I eat, it is the food that is scared. 😁

  • @weylandyutanicorporate
    @weylandyutanicorporate Год назад +83

    I love the anecdote that Chris Pratt was actually eating all the food instead of spitting it out (like actors are supposed to).

    • @Son.D.Lollipop
      @Son.D.Lollipop Год назад +12

      Nick offerman did that as well

    • @jaimerivera1898
      @jaimerivera1898 Год назад +1

      Why?

    • @NobodyC13
      @NobodyC13 Год назад +11

      @@jaimerivera1898 If the question is to why actors spit out food: it's because if a scene involves the consumption of food, then the actors would need to spit the food out in a concealed bucket inbetween takes (especially if the scene requires multiple takes) to avoid the actors getting sick. Chris Pratt being able to eat all the food for every take just shows how big an appetite he's got.

  • @Damnman17
    @Damnman17 Год назад +11

    7:05 hearing Ron laugh like this warms my heart, its like the times when squadward lets loose and acually has fun

  • @scottinsd1
    @scottinsd1 5 лет назад +33

    Ron’s giggling warms my heart

  • @musclesharkgaming5884
    @musclesharkgaming5884 3 года назад +39

    that scene when ron giggles like a child gets me everytime.

  • @hipdavinci5122
    @hipdavinci5122 5 лет назад +73

    7:27 This had me rolling on the floor😂

  • @TheSalamlimlom
    @TheSalamlimlom 6 лет назад +535

    First you take the cow to the killing floor!! 🎵🎵🎵

  • @JBrotsis1
    @JBrotsis1 2 года назад +39

    I love Ron’s gleeful smile right before he dives into a meal

  • @scottgripman6497
    @scottgripman6497 4 года назад +73

    His smile at 4:43 is so amazing

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 6 лет назад +419

    "Why is everyone else so bad at eating?"

  • @CNM3
    @CNM3 2 года назад +53

    Ron is easily one of the best characters in TV history.

  • @TheOrioles93
    @TheOrioles93 4 года назад +41

    "first you take the cow to the killing floor" has to be one of the best obscure lines in the show lol

  • @VNDER88
    @VNDER88 5 лет назад +22

    "ill get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal, dealers choice please and thank you" cant get over that line

  • @WozaCardoza
    @WozaCardoza 3 года назад +30

    "When I eat, it is the food that is scared"
    One of the greatest, and most relatable things I've ever heard

  • @rcarreon1027
    @rcarreon1027 3 года назад +38

    “I’d go to a banquet that honored those Somali pirates if they served bacon wrapped shrimp”

  • @bertharamirez1365
    @bertharamirez1365 3 года назад +16

    7:10 Ron giggleing and laughing warms my heart

  • @many_lives4925
    @many_lives4925 Год назад +12

    Listening to Ron giggle chasing after Andy like a kid is just too funny 😂

  • @SamL456
    @SamL456 4 года назад +127

    2:14 I felt really bad for Ron in this entire episode

    • @Username-ld7ho
      @Username-ld7ho 4 года назад +27

      You can’t just take a man’s steak place just like that. There has to be a law against it, right?

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад +10

      And Chris being healthy he's known ron for years yet he still tries to try to make him eat healthy stuff

    • @SamL456
      @SamL456 3 года назад +8

      @@giovannicervantes2053 Chris should really be more considerate for his meat loving friend.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад +2

      @@SamL456 yeah and if he wanted ron to eat them he should have put them in a pan and not on the grill

    • @SamL456
      @SamL456 3 года назад +1

      @@giovannicervantes2053 Very inconsiderate of Chris

  • @Clawsome-Clips
    @Clawsome-Clips 5 лет назад +17

    I love the Dinner guys firm nod of understanding when Ron said, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." He knew what to do.

  • @fulcrum6008
    @fulcrum6008 2 года назад +22

    6:15
    *"You had me at Meat Tornado"*
    🤣

  • @liamreynolds3040
    @liamreynolds3040 3 года назад +15

    The way Ron giggled when he and Andy were running from the parking lot is amazing

  • @albertodiaz9513
    @albertodiaz9513 5 лет назад +103

    "Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?" 🤣

  • @nerds4knowledge
    @nerds4knowledge Год назад +6

    “I know what I’m about, son” is definitely a line I have used in real life. Respect, Ron…

  • @dav2174
    @dav2174 6 лет назад +210

    "I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department, and that includes the men"
    😂😂😂

  • @zolafuckass8606
    @zolafuckass8606 5 лет назад +18

    "Even if it is bad for me, I am going to do it."
    I can genuinely respect that.

  • @xcarnage3936
    @xcarnage3936 2 года назад +10

    That eyebrow raise when he mentioned meat tornado though, man knows what he wants 🤣

  • @oefspcedwards
    @oefspcedwards 4 года назад +110

    "A limp handshake was for weak men and communists" her dad was a smart man.

    • @jujuonthatqueef5043
      @jujuonthatqueef5043 3 года назад +8

      Her dad probably never left the state of Ohio

    • @OodldoodlNoodlesocks
      @OodldoodlNoodlesocks 3 года назад +9

      I never understood the virtues of a good handshake until I felt a guys limp palm in my grip when we shook hands for the first time. I've never judged someone so quickly before.

    • @TheKersey475
      @TheKersey475 3 года назад +3

      Explains why he nonchalantly and painfully rejected Jean-Ralphio's handshake at 7:30. He knew that would be a limp grip not worth the palm-on-palm contact.

  • @MooseChicken
    @MooseChicken 3 года назад +15

    The closing of Charles Mulligan's Steak House is one of the most heartbreaking moments in the show.

  • @I_Im_Over_There
    @I_Im_Over_There 2 года назад +26

    I love how Andy and Ron get along just because of food

  • @braiden53
    @braiden53 4 года назад +30

    About every 4 months I find my way back to this video and still laugh, Ron is literally one of the greatest characters

  • @felachhangte4550
    @felachhangte4550 6 лет назад +78

    His reaction on hearing 'meat tornado' gets me everytime!!

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 2 года назад +12

    7:20 Lmao Ron and Mike looked like they were ready to throw hands over that single shrimp…

    • @lopertyl6534
      @lopertyl6534 2 года назад +3

      you do not take Mike Ehrmantraut’s shrimp

  • @armandmule8763
    @armandmule8763 4 года назад +24

    "I am starving, I haven't had lunch since yesterday " 😆