How men give advice about women
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Kangaroos as an invasive species anywhere is actually terrifying to imagine
I fear no man. But Kangaroos... those things scare me...
I mean, kangaroos arent technically invasive, but they don't have any predators in the wild, so with how large their population is, they may as well be invasive lol
Seeing this comment before even watching the video would have been confusing on any other channels
Actually they aren’t as common and tend to stay away from humans, unless that human has a death wish
some schools have a protocol when a male roo wanders onto the school grounds. they can be quite dangerous.
And so, Daniel left the house with his confidence restored by the realization that, despite how little he knew about women, most men know even less yet somehow manage to get laid.
This sounds like the ending to a picture storybook! 😂
@@shellbeeyourshells I was thinking it would be an ending to Fallout: New Vegas
or maybe that he doesn't get men either.
@@arandomkobold8403🎶I got spuuuurs, that jingle jangle jingle, as I gooo riding merrily along 🎶
Perfect 👏🏻😂
As a woman, I have to admit the Panda Express comparison is pretty spot on.
I mean to be fair, that metaphor holds for any new person you meet
I wish I was filled with orange chicken
@@Ford_prefect_42 then go eat some?
@@Ford_prefect_42 Panda Express' is just orange dough for $10.
Ughhhh I want Panda Express so bad and I can’t have it due to allergies and I’m so mad lol 😭
As a female I can confirm that we are like tomatoes stuffed into quail eggs
Hwat
within 20 minutes? In the alaskan wilderness? On god?
im more like just the quail egg ya know
I didn’t quite understand, was that a sexual joke?
I was going to comment that I 100% understood what he was saying about that. I'm glad we have someone to confirm.
"You know what all girls love?" "Being treated as if they're all the same and having generalizations made about them?" "What, no, they all hate that."
- The Amazing World of Gumball.
Then why do we have the phrase, “know how to treat a lady”
@@isaacwinters6954 I think it's men that tend to use that phrase actually. Saying they're treating someone like a lady. I don't think I've ever heard a female say "He treated me like a lady."
@@vixxcelacea2778I've heard a lot of women either praising men that "Know how to treat a lady" or criticizing men who don't.
@@vixxcelacea2778
If that’s the case
Where do you think that comes from?
My guess would be that the goal for men is to have good relationships with women
Those men may have figured out that in order to do that there are certain expectations from women
One thing you and I may have heard from women is, “he was a gentleman”
And a gentleman would know “how to treat a lady”
@@tsyf1
Which could mean, contrary to the OP, that there’s a universal or broadly recognized way to treat women
So, women can be generalized
Kind of like Daniel is doing in the video - for satire of course - where he’s generalizing men
As a brazillian I have no idea what the rules to baseball are aside from "someone throws ball someone tries to hit it"
But I guess it still works as a metaphor for men.
Oh good, I thought I was the only one who didn’t know the rules to baseball but that probably explains my dating history…
congrats, you understand the fundamental rules of baseball
I'm American and that's about the only thing I know about baseball, too, haha
I have thrown many men, they are universally understood when hurdling through the air as an object to hit. For this reason, I agree. I believe it's a perfect metaphor for men.
men are like baseball (as stated in video) and women are like cricket; we all love watching the game and we have no idea what the rules are. we are fascinated by it yet totally intimidated to play it and we are positive they make up the rules as they go along.
us men like to act like we know what we're talking about even if we really don't. it's just our thing
Yeah, and in that way we're like an elephant trying to speak Latin. You can tell it's a very knowledgeable creature, but listening to it speak you're constantly afraid it's going to mash you into its banana salad.
Some of us even know something.
Because to us it makes sense
ikr we always know what we saying@@dar3algam3r52
I find it rather funny how most of these questions like "why women wear makeup" or "what women really mean when they say this" could all be solved if they actually *asked* a woman, not people who just guess.
“women are like ibuprofen, cant take them on an empty stomach.” Inspirational words
I felt that.
If I’m hungry I can.
As a woman, I can confirm that I cannot be taken on an empty stomach.
but i take ibuprofen on an empty stomach all the time...
This is true about anyone you meet.. especially if you’re in a bad mood..
Hearing other dudes give advice on women while myself being a nervous and self-conscious guy, actually does in fact give me great confidence because it immediately reminds me how incompetent my competition is.
Tbh your real competition is solitude. Your presence has to be better than your absence.
@@RollerBallerThis is actually some of the greatest advice I’ve ever heard when it comes to relationships! The whole point is, in fact, contributing to each other’s lives, and if one of them fails to add anything, there’s no real relationship.
@@astraamarante6233 yep, I’m almost 50 and I realizing the peace of mind my ex-husband not in my space is far more valuable than having a temporary distraction from potential loneliness or boredom. I’ll take that I’m not lonely right now and I’ve never been bored in my life, I think it’s kind of exotic I was aiming for briefly empty my brain farted into my common sense and I ended up raising somebody else’s 57-year-old teenager for the last year and a half. I don’t know what I was thinking from this point forward I think my best self is best shared with my cats, my grandkids, my nieces and nephews. That order is only relevant how frequently I see them geographically and such, etc..
I love how apparently the second most important characteristic of a car is that it holds cups.
Holy shit, the repetition of "maaan tiiiime" was 100% perfect in a way I can't really explain. For some reason, I too would feel the urge to do exactly that in this scenario
You aren't the only one. I do it all the time and it's awkward
XD
That wasn’t even in the script, Daniel just did it involuntarily, like any of us would.
I, too, feel the manly urge to scream "MAN TIME!!" and I'm not even a man
Same. And I'm not even a man.
As an advice, i can confirm this is how men give us to women
@@ph0enix7801goddamn you really didn’t need to go straight for the jugular like that
As a confirm, I can advice this is men women give us to how
As a, I can this is how we give to
Daniel is like hard work, never fails to do its job. The comment section is like when you put a bunch of coins in a microwave, set it for 1.5 minutes, and see your results.
okay, that is really funny.
Why does this make sense?
Absolutely love this comment lmao
I don't think the comment section has blown my house up yet but maybe I just need to give it more time
Matt Walsh: What is a woman?
Daniel Thrasher: You know what? Sit down, dude
I would love to watch that
Matt: wHAT is a Woman?
Daniel: a man is like a mountain, strong, sturdy, and a woman is like a Rembrandt.
Matt:
Matt: no, no, I see your point. Continue
A miserable pile of secrets
I have felt like a kangaroo for a while.
It's okay. We all feel like a kangaroo every now and then. The most important thing is please don't drown my dog in a river.
Yeah so accurate. I have this pouch built into my abdomen that I keep my babies in.
Have you ever felt like a tomato getting sucked into a quail egg?
@@RushWheelerYes, but only on Tuesdays.
@@phoebea That's crazy. I feel like that on mondays.
As a woman, I can absolutely confirm we are like the Baroque masterpiece The Return of the Prodigal Son by Rembrandt
Daniel, women already like you. chill out
Yeah I’m a lesbian and I’d kiss Daniel if given the chance
As a woman, I can confirm this.
Can confirm
The thirst is wild
Don't worry there's three of him so y'all don't have to fight.
As a man, I can confirm that our advice starts off tame, climaxes through rapping, and concludes at advertising
Daniel may not be delivered, but he never fails to be pregnant
prrrregante
op are you okay
@@pyroclastic8924 I think it’s better to just nod along and laugh haha
what 😭
Yes. That makes sense.
I remember once at work there was a boy asking another boy for advice on girls. Don't remember what they were specifically saying, but I did politely interject to say "If you want advice on girls, the best way would be to get it from another girl."
Arguably, even women can give completely different answers about women. 😂
I've had times when a guy has asked a group of us girls about our take on a situation (relationship advice, clarification on something she said/did, etc), and while there were some things we definitely agreed on, there were other responses that were 100% the opposite of what I would've said.
Women can't tell you what other women want cause they don't know what they want, or they do know but feel pressured by society to say something else (I just want a nice guy, vs I just want someone who can throw me around like toy). It's just a bad idea all around.
Find a guy that has what you want, whether that's a stable marriage for decades, or a guy who can easily get someone to bang off tinder any night of the week, and ask him what he does/did. Don't ask other women, and don't ask men who don't have any success with women.
@@faolan2174I agree, I think men should just treat women like human beings, if they want more details, they can communicate and ask directly instead of seeking alpha dating gurus or reddit or even other women as the latter are also individual human beings with different opinions and personalities.
@@faolan2174
Women give completely different answers on women?!
It's almost as if they are different humans and not one brainsharing species :O
I tried that, and a bunch of my female friends told me about creeps and bad stories they had. It got to the point where I gave up for a little while, absolutely convinced that any interest I showed would come off as creepy.
Glad to say I'm over that... But yeah, different women have different wants, and no matter what you do you're going to end up in awkward situations. It's fine though, things will turn out ok.
"They hold cups"
"They hold cups, that's right!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a woman I can confirm that I am like invasive panda express.
No no hear me out: Daniels two friends, Dan and Danny, and their purposefully confusing advice actually helped Daniel take his mind off of the anxiety of the first date so now he is going into it calmer! Those are some good friends, if you ask me
i have learned something very valuable today about men and women, thanks daniel. Men hold cups 1:27
I didn't know that before. I assumed they always drank from straws
Men hold bags. Go shopping at a mall with one of those fearful women one day, you'll find out.
men can hold lots of stuff! they have pockets! very useful.
And purses! I don’t know what in the world I’d do if my bf couldn’t hold my purse.
@@elizabethcabbage9817i assumed they levitated it with their mind powers
Men are like the sky, women are the ocean. Filled with deadly confusing things that get darker and more confusing the deeper you go into them.
😂😂 that last part made me laugh so hard.
So ur saying you get lost when ur in a woman? XD
@@cherrydragon3120 Yes, and you never know how to come back up for air!
That can be said more of the sky than the ocean. Dark matter…what do?
....and with moods that change like the tide
@@rileylegionwolf8376 The tides change with the moon, and so are women swayed by its luminous face. Tis a blessing to men though they bemoan it! For it is when the tides are low that men may have some semblance of grace!
men: "women like xyz"
women:"no we don't"
men: "see they say they don't like it, but they do"
Lol just said this bit to my sister earlier. We were sorta fawning over some good guy romanceable characters in video games, and I just went: “Man, why can’t we have this in real life?? All we’ve got (exaggeration, of course) are men who are like: I know what women like! ???: Have you tried asking women? Men: What? No, that’s stupid!”
@@astraamarante6233
I used to ask my (now ex)-boyfriend what he wanted, all the time, because I found guys very difficult to understand. So I wanted to be sure.
He never answered clearly on what he wanted to do together, but he did have thoughts on what I needed to do.
And he kept changing his answer. And sometimes he said; 'Stop doing what I want..just do what you want.'
And I'd do that and he'd say; 'Stop that, I don't like it. Do what I want."
I'm talking about singing, skipping or wearing dresses for example. Also, he would fantasize about something random (like me wearing jeans, a clearly-lingerie-corset above it and a vest barely covering my top.)
And then I gave in and we walked around that way in the city and not only was I embarrassed as f, but people looked at us funny (not admiring me as his armcandy as he thought they'd do) and even his friends made jokes about how I forgot to dress myself after intimacy and just popped a vest over it.
After which he convinced me it was 'so much cooler if I wore sportsclothes that were baggy' and there we went again, shopping for new baggy clothes (that I had to pay for myself.)
It was not a nice boyfriend.
exactly
daniel may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver
I love that so much thank you😂
Oh ummm thanks I guess
but is he lil pregnant
@@dkpum he is lil pregnant
I’m lil pregnant in disguise
I really like how the Home depot song started when he said "ITS MANNIN' TIME!"
"Have any of you even met a woman?" I started laughing aloud in the breakroom at work. 😂😂
Just went on my first date in over a year. Thank you for this timely advice, Daniel
As a kangaroo, I can confirm that I am a woman.
"Men are like the sky"
My inside mythology nerd: ACTUALLY ☝️🤓
I think it depends on the Pantheon
@@babykata-dt3ys that's valid, I was only thinking of the Egyptian one
The one I got was
"Talking to women is like hunting deer. You have to be very gentle with every step or thing you stay or they will startle and flee."
Actually true, we do have to be extremely careful around men
Finally a good one!
"Women are like deer. You have to sneak up on them before they bolt off."
A barbarian
As a woman, I definitely identify with the tomato-quail egg situation.
We all know the best talks come from people who afterwards say "But take all of this lightly because I don't date."
I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I have to agree with this because those people bravely acknowledge the limits of their knowledge unlike some egoistic bros whose confidence stems from insecurity 😆
Where I thought some of the metaphors were going to go:
“Men are like trees, strong, stable, somewhat predictable. Women are like the sun, in that they will help the tree to grow and thrive.”
And
“Men are like the sky, simple, readable, what you see is what you get. Women are like the ocean, clear and understandable in some shallow places, but mysterious and beautiful in other deeper places. But with some exploration, in this case a loving relationship, the sky and the sea will both reveal there’s much more to them than meets the eye.”
Also note that I don’t think these metaphors are only applicable to men and women.
I agree but the ocean is arguably more beautiful at the shallower parts since that's where the colourful coral reefs and kelp get the most sunlight compared to the deep.
Although maybe that itself is a reflection of how society is very shallow about what it sees as beautiful? 🤔
Daniel should be an actor
I would pay big to see a Daniel thrasher movie 😂
He is. He does these videos, but he also did some commercials and stuff.
If Daniel wasn’t an actor that would be WEIRD 😂
No, actor should be a daniel. He’s just that good
The real question is have we ever seen him not act? 😂
1:39 Funny thing is that the rules of baseball are not universally understood because there's another baseball that originates from Finland and has a totally different set of rules
0:22
I love that „Ehhh, I think I said something awkward“-look.
0:30 I am so sorry to ruin this but as someone who cuts down trees for a living I’ll tell you they’re not very predictable, I do this for a few months now and I still am getting surprised by trees every time I’m working, especially dead branches are funky: you look up everything is fine you look back down to your saw and suddenly a branch decides to hit you or just barely mis you, especially the big random branches are known as widows makers, also you have to try making the tree predictable by cutting the right way what is different from tree to tree and then still a sudden gust of wind can decide that it wants the tree somewhere you don’t want it.
@@dopaminecloud nope they’re not, one of the reasons I “destroy” trees is because they can have dead branches that decide to fall or in storms they can get damage and dangerous, I have a job in a while: 4 pines that are standing near a house, they are becoming very wobbly and that concerns the homeowners. One of them is very unhealthy and a while back we had a huge storm, another one of those storms might be all that’s needed to destroy a house or the wall separating their terrain from their neighbour’s terrain, that’ll be very costly.
Also the wood doesn’t go to waist because I live in Bulgaria, most houses in the villages are from around 1950, they don’t have a strong electrical infrastructure so heating with wood instead of electric is the best option. Trees are unpredictable and that’s why it’s a big part of my job, another job I I’m still working on is clearing out an abandoned piece of land, there are a lot of trees growing close together and tangled up in each other, them trees aren’t maintained so most of them are unhealthy or unable to grow, so clearing them out will be the best option and some of them will be left standing so when everything is cleared out they can grow.
I understand your views on cutting down trees, I also don’t agree with mass deforestation but my job exists to keep people safe, keep properties safe and to care for trees because to much trees on one small place is bad for all them trees.
Before you leave comments to someone who needs to know stuff like that please do some research, my job is a quite important one because of how unpredictable trees are
@@dopaminecloud You have clearly never had a tree hit your house. Where I am a bunch of trees fell last week due to frost and wind, and my family had to get a tree cut down by our garage a few years ago because we had no way of knowing when it would fall and we didn't want to wake up one morning and find it through our roof.
As a man who has never talked to a woman, I can confirm
Cross it off your list, Sean.
"like baseball rules, universally understood" yea definitely not i have no clue how that shit works
I am the dude in my friend group who’s never been in a relationship but consistently gives advice to the boys about theirs, and I understand what all of these metaphors are saying😂
Explain them 🎤
I AM SPINACH
Edit: What have I started
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"Cliche but go off", keep cooking big man
best sentence
The did perfectly! No matter what happens now she'll seem normal and nice and he absolutely won't want to go home and see those guys. He's now invested in having a good date.
The tomato sucked into a quail egg on a 20 min timer is pretty accurate of all of em. You're hit with complexity in a small time frame and in a random small moment not expected to be a serious conversation/event.
Advice about dating is the only time the confusing metaphors are used. Advice about everything else is normal for some reason
as a tree i can confirm i'm predictable
I am a woman and when you said invasive species I actually LoL'd. 😂 So accurate. Our shit winds up everywhere, hair ties especially.
Before even playing the video, I knew the line "have you ever actually met a woman" was going to be used.
"HEllOo!" Something about the way he says it is just... perfection.
Daniel, I hope you do a part 3 of "You can say literally anything in a movie trailer". I think it'll work well in a series
This sums up so much about the internet culture of Masculinity and views on women
plot twist: he's actually going out on a date with a man named stacy
Now we just need the cut of Daniel's date asking her friends for advice about men but it's only serial killer survival tips and true crime references & anecdotes
It's so refreshing to see a yt video (and comments) where they mention the words "men" and "women" and it's not just pure hate speech towards women. He's awesome ❤
Yeah, and it's pleasantly surprising that there's at least one man (Daniel, no less) is capable of acknowledging that sometimes, some of the locker-room-dating advice you'll hear from men is 100% confidence and 0% wisdom at all 😆 Kinda restores my faith in humanity a bit.
2:34 I think that's a real poster of a real Daniel.
As a woman I agree with the empty stomach 😭😂 I get hangry quick, hence why I pack snacks lmaooo.
Someone make a fem version of this bc I’m curious 😂
2:19
Ironically this is the only sentence I din‘t understand because aa a foreigner I have no idea what „coties“(?) are. 😂
"Cooties" is a joke disease. It's something little kids say when they think the opposite sex is gross. You'll have girls and boys who refuse to touch each other, and think things like kissing or hugging each other is gross because they might get cooties from them.
Daniel is making a joke here that these characters are childish and ignorant if they still believe that cooties are a real thing.
@@faolan2174 thanks so much!
😊
In Germany this behavior was never expressed by a fake disease.
Same
"You see Spyro, life is like a river..."
Sage advice on dating, easy web site creating, and the knowledge that we have advanced as a species far enough to figure out how to milk an oat. What a time to be alive.
The "MAAAAN TIIIIMEEE!!!!!!!" at the beginning already got a thumbs up out of me 😂
The pause after 'ibuprofen on an empty stomach' made me laugh out loud big time. 😂
Thank you Daniel, I really needed this video for some advice because i'll be asking a girl to get a drink with me tomorrow. I'll keep all of this in mind when I'm talking to her!
“Oh look, a commercial!” Absolutely brilliant transition 😂
As a women, I confirm the named body in Alaskan wilderness requirement is very accurate.
He had me at "invasive species"😂😂
This man is as silly as silly can get you, and that's what makes him an amazing person and have the silliest goofy gooberest content which is amazing!!❤❤
what
I wish my friends were this straightforward
The analogy’s in here are magical.
As a woman...I perfectly understood what they were saying; it made complete sense!
Not sure why Dan Man wasn't getting it.
As a lady, I will take the honor of speaking on behalf of the collective…you sir have it the chopping block of truth. Our ways are but whispers of the wind to man, written records will forever be unattainable. And by all accounts we do in fact have
Cooties.
😨
"OAAAAT MEL"😂.
0:57 kangaroo's aren't invasive tho, they're native and don't affect the suburbs or cities
But then Daniel’s friends find out that it was not Stacy whom he wanted to date.
It was, in fact, Stacy’s mom.
Stacy's mom has got it going on
@@TheGooberGrape She's all that I want and I've waited for so long
@@StarboyXL9 Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
i find it very concerning how the sucking a tomato into a quale egg explanation was the most understandable
Your analogies are interesting to say the least! Refreshing and humorous approach to pre-date pep talks.
As a woman, I completely understood most of these comparisons
PoV: You're the only straight guy in the group
as a men I can confirm u cant take women on an empty stomach
As a man, I can't take women.
As a man, I just can’t.
As a bloke,
For me men are like hormone pills. You can’t take em without getting batshit angry shortly after.
As an empty stomach I
"Isn't it obvious"
"no"
exactly
I forgot this was satire and was SO confused for a solid minute or two lol
Accurate 😂. I am also Australian 😂
I always thought how weird it was that my mom was a marsupial with a big tail from australia, but now it makes perfect sense
Ah yes, another Danny Thrasher video excellent.
Somehow, "2 day old panda express" is the most accurate
The business man designed himself a working desk on top of a treadmill and kept taking calls to vent was the most accurate demonstration of THE stereotype! Thanks for being simply amazing Mr. Thrasher :)
The fact that i got every metaphor is surprising 😂
Daniel is the only RUclipsr that I look forward to the ad as much as the video
you know, now that you mention it, I do feel a bit like 2-day-old Panda Express
2:15 Perfect writing 👌🏼
"OAT MEE-ELK!"
“women are like ibuprofen” lolll trueee thoughhh
That agressive HELLO at the end really convinced me to build a website - about oat milk. That man has impeccable business skills.
As a women, I can confirm, the quail egg analogy is oddly correct....
Daniel AND Oversimplified in the same day? Awesome!
Feels like a lot of conversations happened in middle school...also women feel the same about men, Daniel😂❤!!
“MAN TYME!”
Sweet. You know they're bros by matching rings on their left hand. 🤜