The most baffling part of this entire game is how Jodie went through potentially years of CIA training without knowing/finding out what the CIA actually does…
i mean i guess you could argue that they groomed her but then again shes so fucking rebellious no one would ever consider her a stable asset and she'd be unusable
its incredible how much shit they perfectly guessed about this game its like they dialed into david cage's brainwaves. actually floored me with the timing at 1:33:10
Remember kids death isn't the end, it's the beginning of a new, better life without David Cage in it... unless you get sent to hell, if you end up there you'll be greeted with the phrase "Welcome in Omikron!"
Fuck, this game is trying. The birthday party is particularly testing, the kids ask Jodie to show off the powers she claims she has, then she SHOWS THEM THAT SHE ACTUALLY HAS POWERS. So their next step is to bully her and lock her in a closet. Like, I get it, kids are idiots and can be very cruel, but if you show them IRREFUTABLE PROOF OF SUPERPOWERS they don't just go "oh huh, thats neat" then move on to the rest of the party! Heres how the scene should go down: Jodie says she has powers. The kids ask her for proof, then the player should be able to control Aiden to do stuff. And you can, if you want, choose to do nothing, in which case the kids will go "ah shes just bullshitting, what a freak" and THEN proceed with bullying. If you choose to do the powers, then the whole scene turns into them egging on Jodie to throw shit around the room until, at some point Aiden freaks out and scares the kids, then it starts to go all Carrie.
Honestly I'd call writing this abysmal the opposite of trying. No human being ever behaves, has behaved, or WILL behave like any of those birhday party children, it's like an alien's understanding of human society. Actually that may be a theory, Cage's an alien. Would certainly be a better alternative to the reality behind David "Actual (Racist) Sex Creep" Cage
That would’ve been a much better scenario than the one we’ve got. Like with other Quantic Dream games, this one has potential, but due to Cage’s terrible writing, it’s wasted and it turned into a massive mess.
yeah there was a huge potential for interaction between the two players that only a fool could expect from quantic dream. its a damn shame that that brothers game that came out a year before beyond did that way better.
Y'know, it only just occurred to me that the creep at the bar that attacks Jodie is the exact same model as the creep father from Detroit. Also, seeing Willem Dafoe still makes me wonder how David Cage gets all these great actors/celebs for such garbage.
Have you ever seen the clip of Dafoe and Paige doing sn interview with Cage? He gets to talking about the weird, uncomfortable sex scene in Omikron where you bang a dude's wife while in his body, and how proud he was of it. You can just see the regret on Dafoe and Paige's faces as it slowly sinks in what they've signed on for.
My theory is that a lot of actors aren't nearly as intelligent or perceptive as we think they are; they're very charismatic, and they can obviously pretend very well, but at the end of the day, a lot of them are pretty clueless about the things they can pontificate about, which are mostly just fad ideas that float around their community. I think the reason Cage could convince some of them to work on his projects is that he sells them on a premise for his game, and he tries to appeal to their vanity and their love for art and the craft of story-telling, and it's only until contracts are signed and money is handed over that Cage starts showing what he really is, and then the actors are basically caught in a fait accompli. It's like how a scumbag will tell a Tinder date everything she wants to hear, but it's all a pretext to get them to the bar and distract them long enough for them to slip something in their drink; which, given some of the accusations about what went on at his studio, probably isn't that far off the mark.
@@LabTech41it’s much more likely that celebrities, even and especially anyone not A-list, all have bills and property taxes and if you don’t act for long enough SAG will drop your benefits. Elliot Page and Willem Dafoe are very much not A-listers; they’re both recognizable but they’re not starring in MCU or Star Wars, and, despite working with a ludicrous creep like Cage, zipping into a catsuit with balls velcroed on it and mucking around in an air conditioned warehouse probably beats the hell out of even mildly taxing film shoots. All that times a billion if either of their agents were able to negotiate residuals. Then it’s literally passive income for years for what probably amounts to a few weeks’ work.
even with all the fluff this compilation cut out, the issues in the plot and characters are so numerous i dont think a list could be completed within youtube comment character limits.
@@Bellitchi She's obviously super unhappy with life, and has been fed a bunch of snakeoil about how butchering herself will make her happy. It's very likely she commits suicide before she hits fifty.
For the longest time, I thought that Metroid Other M was the worst game I'd ever played, and Beyond was only the second worst. But watching back through this let's play? I'm wrong, this is worse than Other M by a _wide_ fucking margin. Holy shit.
My favorite moment in the entire David Cage extended multiverse is when you're forced to help that lady deliver a baby. It's something so utterly pointless and strange and yet it remains like the only video game i can think of where you can do that.
"The director, David Kahjay, has learned from better films that directors sometimes tell stories out of order", wrote Ebert, "but he has not learned why"
Translation: “Everybody hates Omikron so I'm gonna make “games” for brain dead morons who don't play video games or understand good writing from now on!” -David “Hack Fraud” Cage
I've never agreed with woolie quite as much as when he said the next game should come with a suicide note. Given Cage is not at the helm of a star wars game...we are truly in the darkest timeline because he's alive.
Its crazy how David Cage improves with each game, but still makes trash. Indigo Prophecy is better than Omikron, Heavy Rain is better than Indigo, Two Souls is better than heavy rain, and Detroit is better than Two Souls.
The most baffling part of this entire game is how Jodie went through potentially years of CIA training without knowing/finding out what the CIA actually does…
they train Frankie Munez how to talk to a girl. that's all they do
i mean i guess you could argue that they groomed her but then again shes so fucking rebellious no one would ever consider her a stable asset and she'd be unusable
Especially when she has a ghost stand who can enter minds and do crazy poltergeists
I like how the US security state murdering foreign leaders is treated as a shocking twist
@@DeadBoneJones yea man. David spent weeks thinking of that
*The shout of victory when their African warlord prediction was vindicated is beautiful.*
1:33:11
XD
vindicated within TWO SECONDS of pat remembering what their prediction was. all the shitty 2000s war movies paid off.
The greatest moment in this LP has to be Philip on screen for literally half a second and Pat immediately starts yelling at Woolie to murder him.
I miss their friendship... :')
Me too :(
The realization of Pat and Woolie that Cage ripped off the Microwave Hallway from MGS4 is one of my favorite moments
its incredible how much shit they perfectly guessed about this game its like they dialed into david cage's brainwaves. actually floored me with the timing at 1:33:10
david made the bad game
David Cage is a hack fraud who wishes he had an ounce of Kojima's talent
Remember kids death isn't the end, it's the beginning of a new, better life without David Cage in it... unless you get sent to hell, if you end up there you'll be greeted with the phrase "Welcome in Omikron!"
the battle music is all that plays
And then you have to work in the sex shop with the horizontal hanging dildos for eternity.
You'll get tortured while hearing "BA BA BA DADA" 24/7
BABABEBOWNOW
18:02
Pat, you do NOT want to be P Diddy. You also do NOT want to P Diddy that guy's office
Honestly, David Cage's biggest achievement is providing us with not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 of the top 5 LPs of this channel.
What’s the non-David cage one?
@@rhodierider402 Deadly Premonition
Fuck, this game is trying. The birthday party is particularly testing, the kids ask Jodie to show off the powers she claims she has, then she SHOWS THEM THAT SHE ACTUALLY HAS POWERS. So their next step is to bully her and lock her in a closet. Like, I get it, kids are idiots and can be very cruel, but if you show them IRREFUTABLE PROOF OF SUPERPOWERS they don't just go "oh huh, thats neat" then move on to the rest of the party!
Heres how the scene should go down: Jodie says she has powers. The kids ask her for proof, then the player should be able to control Aiden to do stuff. And you can, if you want, choose to do nothing, in which case the kids will go "ah shes just bullshitting, what a freak" and THEN proceed with bullying. If you choose to do the powers, then the whole scene turns into them egging on Jodie to throw shit around the room until, at some point Aiden freaks out and scares the kids, then it starts to go all Carrie.
Honestly I'd call writing this abysmal the opposite of trying. No human being ever behaves, has behaved, or WILL behave like any of those birhday party children, it's like an alien's understanding of human society.
Actually that may be a theory, Cage's an alien.
Would certainly be a better alternative to the reality behind David "Actual (Racist) Sex Creep" Cage
That would’ve been a much better scenario than the one we’ve got. Like with other Quantic Dream games, this one has potential, but due to Cage’s terrible writing, it’s wasted and it turned into a massive mess.
If only David Cage were a writer.
yeah there was a huge potential for interaction between the two players that only a fool could expect from quantic dream. its a damn shame that that brothers game that came out a year before beyond did that way better.
1:12:01 "grow your hair out you look like a boy."
That aged in such a weird way to me.
😂
When I watch this I love imagining that Jodie is just wondering schizophrenic who hears 3 grown men arguing in her head.
Imagine having these three narrating your life, and making fun of God's script every time something cliché happens.
Back when life was simple and I was happy.
ah, catching up on sbfp while eating breakfast and getting ready for school
I lost it at “This is the SICKEST breakup EVER!”
the hypest breakup on youtube....
BIG 2013 - 2014 ENERGY 💪
Remember everyone - You can trick Matt into killing someone and he WILL forgive you!
51:29 that wheeze lol
i wonder how insanely mad David Cage is about Elliot Page
Now David Cage is the grandma going "Grow your hair out"
I bet he still has not recovered
His worldview is shattered.
David Cage is in the final stage of Elliot Page rage.
1:22:49 that's the angriest confused pat ive ever heard lol
Seriously tho what the fuck happened?? Did the game glitch out? Why is the dad and grandma back?!
@@SwankyJami it's their ghosts
Y'know, it only just occurred to me that the creep at the bar that attacks Jodie is the exact same model as the creep father from Detroit. Also, seeing Willem Dafoe still makes me wonder how David Cage gets all these great actors/celebs for such garbage.
Have you ever seen the clip of Dafoe and Paige doing sn interview with Cage? He gets to talking about the weird, uncomfortable sex scene in Omikron where you bang a dude's wife while in his body, and how proud he was of it. You can just see the regret on Dafoe and Paige's faces as it slowly sinks in what they've signed on for.
My theory is that a lot of actors aren't nearly as intelligent or perceptive as we think they are; they're very charismatic, and they can obviously pretend very well, but at the end of the day, a lot of them are pretty clueless about the things they can pontificate about, which are mostly just fad ideas that float around their community.
I think the reason Cage could convince some of them to work on his projects is that he sells them on a premise for his game, and he tries to appeal to their vanity and their love for art and the craft of story-telling, and it's only until contracts are signed and money is handed over that Cage starts showing what he really is, and then the actors are basically caught in a fait accompli.
It's like how a scumbag will tell a Tinder date everything she wants to hear, but it's all a pretext to get them to the bar and distract them long enough for them to slip something in their drink; which, given some of the accusations about what went on at his studio, probably isn't that far off the mark.
@@LabTech41it’s much more likely that celebrities, even and especially anyone not A-list, all have bills and property taxes and if you don’t act for long enough SAG will drop your benefits. Elliot Page and Willem Dafoe are very much not A-listers; they’re both recognizable but they’re not starring in MCU or Star Wars, and, despite working with a ludicrous creep like Cage, zipping into a catsuit with balls velcroed on it and mucking around in an air conditioned warehouse probably beats the hell out of even mildly taxing film shoots.
All that times a billion if either of their agents were able to negotiate residuals. Then it’s literally passive income for years for what probably amounts to a few weeks’ work.
42:02 Well that aged like milk.
3:30 if Elliot had actually changed his name to Evan post-T, I would have lost my shit
God I would have shit myself if David Cage had, inadvertently or not, *ANY* impact on his name choice.
@@iblame_narglesthere is that one interview, so maybe.
Evan has a better ring to it.
kinda read my mind, surprised i only noticed that just now
even with all the fluff this compilation cut out, the issues in the plot and characters are so numerous i dont think a list could be completed within youtube comment character limits.
11:55 is probably my favourite TBFP quote XD
14:29 is my favorite.
The best way to deal with something trying to be a bad movie, riff the hell out of it.
1:19:00 The way they synced up is just perfect
Thank you so much for the battle music in each dumbass encounter. Especially against Malebolgia that shit puts this comp over the top
What song is that?
@@MRJTD99 Cyberpunk trailer theme
ruclips.net/video/mhehxYhXG5Q/видео.html
@@MRJTD99 Spoiler by Hyper
The biggest moral of this game is that suicide is the hypest shit.
Man I love this crazy shit and the Underwater Chinese Ghost Base.
1:33:29 “The bastards are using stealth camo.”
Gonna steal a comment from the original koopilation "Fun drinking game: take a shot every time you think 'Sorry Elliott.'"
@@davenathan2002 he*
@@davenathan2002 went nuts? You mean transition and be happy with his life with the identity that he wants to have?
@@Bellitchi She's obviously super unhappy with life, and has been fed a bunch of snakeoil about how butchering herself will make her happy. It's very likely she commits suicide before she hits fifty.
@@Bellitchi Yeah, nuts.
@@Bellitchi you can't be this delusional
Man those title cards at the start of every video, with that peppy music 🥰
Best part of the playthrough?
"Fucking *JUMP!!!* "
1:05:35 Aiden was Shang Tsung all along.
I remember when this game came out, how anyone possibly could've been excited for this
I still know people who insist this is a good game...
I have a friend who actually loves this game and I'm just like dude why lmao
1:04:26 IS THAT TODD FROM DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN?!
It totally is lmao
@@stevenwall2010 They just fattened him up
I wonder how much he got paid to do both those roles…cause it had to be something good to get typecast as the assault man.
FAT EVIL strikes again, a David Cage classic
OMG IT TOTALLY IS
Thank you Taco
Thank you
Dude the bar pool guy is totally a proto Detroit dad, wtf!?
Yeah it's the same actor that plays Todd
For the longest time, I thought that Metroid Other M was the worst game I'd ever played, and Beyond was only the second worst. But watching back through this let's play? I'm wrong, this is worse than Other M by a _wide_ fucking margin. Holy shit.
Romance girl
The edits are great.
Hold up 1:04:27 is that just the abusive father from Detroit?
51:50
1:06:13
1:12:00
1:19:00
1:33:10
2:08:09
Golden times
It really bothers me that they missed the ghost wife scene
that drop of City Escape around 1:37:00 was pretty perfectly timed, ngl
i feel like this game is part of what helped push Elliot into transitioning lmao
3:30 holy shit pat kind of predicted elliot page
My favorite moment in the entire David Cage extended multiverse is when you're forced to help that lady deliver a baby. It's something so utterly pointless and strange and yet it remains like the only video game i can think of where you can do that.
*WOOOOOORDS THAT KILL*
18:00 we’re all becoming p diddy around here 👀👀
1:04:26 Is that Alice's "Dad" from Detroit: Become Human.
Yes. They even point that shit out in their Detroit playthrough. They use a lot of the same actors.
"The director, David Kahjay, has learned from better films that directors sometimes tell stories out of order", wrote Ebert, "but he has not learned why"
1:04:26 Yo why is that just Todd from Detroit?
Remember, game overs are a failure of the game designer!
Translation: “Everybody hates Omikron so I'm gonna make “games” for brain dead morons who don't play video games or understand good writing from now on!” -David “Hack Fraud” Cage
man woolie has a hard time understanding prompts in these games lol.
Oh my god. It's TODD from Detroit!
I've never agreed with woolie quite as much as when he said the next game should come with a suicide note. Given Cage is not at the helm of a star wars game...we are truly in the darkest timeline because he's alive.
Man. Death Stranding makes this whole game entirely obsolete and defunct. Every “cool” thing this game does, Death Stranding actually executes upon
I love your compilations but fix the audio levels for the music it almost ruins it for me
1:35:21 ~i just wanna diiiiie anyyywhere elllse~
14:08 The Liam Burn 😂
1:17:15 Pat is just like me fr
1:19:02 💀
1:19:02
Phenomenal.
The story of joodle and the ghost noodle
32:46
Very obscure T2 reference
Music at around 48:00 please?
It rocks so hard.🤘
Im almost 99% sure its from prince of persia warrior within
Most Wondrous Battle Music Ever: Daughter Of The Flame*
@@DarkLegacy1666 It must be my lucky day, thanks a lot👍
You think that's game you're playing? 🤣
Does anyone know the song from 47:58
Most Wondrous Battle Music Ever: Daughter Of The Flame
I wouldn’t be surprised if the experience of making this game was part of the reason why Ellen transitioned into Elliot Page.
Its crazy how David Cage improves with each game, but still makes trash. Indigo Prophecy is better than Omikron, Heavy Rain is better than Indigo, Two Souls is better than heavy rain, and Detroit is better than Two Souls.
Romance girl
Did anyone else laugh at the absurdity of a wheelchair bound character having a "stand"?
Ellen Page went from Woolie's Waifu to Husbando.
"Evan Page" wow they predicted Ellen Page having amental disorder years before it happened!
Elliot*
oh hey i found the brainwashed christian
@@BellitchiSometimes truth is cruel. Live with it.
@@Bellitchi and yet encouraging self-mutilation is not cruel for some reason
fart noises ruined the video , nice job.
No!
The compilation music is so awful, holy hell.