When I saw a new Just James video I had to abandon bedtime with my partner and sleeping 3 month old baby so I could cry with laughter in the bathroom. This got me good 🤣
Fire Walk With Meme not saying I believe it but people who label something as far right usually do so because they want to discredit the claim, so maybe far right isn’t the correct word
Nothing I hate more on TV than these type of exploitative shows where enforcement officers turn up to reclaim cash from people down on their luck and the TV producers hope it all kicks off like they're filming wounded animals backed against a wall Good target then JJ 👍
@@Beastgrows there's probably more dodgy landlords out there than dodgy tenants, but neither side are going to be 100% perfect i guess Its just the punching down mentality of these shows is the issue I have a problem with. The landlords aren't even seen in these shows, just some unseen benefactor when the tenant is the one we have to watch struggling for entertainment Not pleasant
UK landlords have been hoarding houses since the 80s artificially inflating rent making it near damn impossible for the younger generation to own a house in the 2020s
@@Beastgrows I imagine that's a very tiny %. I know for some landlords that will be their only property, and possibly their main income, but that's not really what this show is about. Sitting the enforcement officers down and then setting up the camera in the hopes of filming a massive Gotcha!/argument is scummy TV.
I used to work in the benefits office and you'd see people with Netflix subscriptions, an Xbox etc...but then you realise that's all their entertainment. All they can afford is to sit in front of the TV every night, and the cost:entertainment ratio is very good.
Exactly, to people like that, every luxury of a poor person seems to be reprehensible, and everything that goes beyond the most abstract need - be it in the realm of passive enjoyment, or a manifestation of activity - seems to him a luxury.
Damn it the teachers in my sixth form would've lost their shit if we did that. Someone watched an episode of Friends in the library at mine and they went fucking mental at us
@@jamie150741 it's called "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away" and while I disagree with a lot of it, there are some cases where people are absolute assholes and is completely there fault there in debt.
"Dealing with an invasion of zombies"... This is what Shaun of the Dead would have looked like if they didn't have the budget for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost...
I heard they tried to barter with a vial of plasma and a signed Russ Abbott album. Didn't work, and they even had to cough up the 50p for renting the sirens.
Just James's videos are the only ones on the internet that can make me cry with laughter. I used to watch them with my friend before he moved away, but he always sends me the link when a new video drops!
Someone’s gotta do it. Imagine being in debt yourself because somebody refuses to pay you money they owe you, you’ll be begging these guys to go and collect it
@@levelofsnipes7378 no, I just rearranged a more manageable pay back scheme. I would never want filth like that terrorising them and stealing sentimental items, that are then sold ridiculously below the going rate.
yeah, sadly a lot of people watch this kind of poverty porn in the uk. people use it to feel better about themselves but in reality most of us are only one bad month away from a similar situation.
@@jaywilliams720 I lend you my hedge trimmer for the afternoon, but you now decide it's yours and you won't give it me back. Who's in the wrong? I worked hard to get the money for that trimmer and you've stolen it.
“No one is home but there is a refugee from Somalia in the drive.” 💀 dead LMAOO
Unpopular Tea Same
😂😂😂😂😂
i died at that part
Timestamp?
“Everything in and around that area is an asset”
I don't even think this is edited. This is just what renting in the UK is like.
This is what renting and then not paying the rent is like in the UK
(or renting under a crappy landlord)
@@HarrySpencerMusic so this is what renting in the uk is like
It basically is
If you're a good tennant and don't expect to just get free rent, most of the time it's fine
Harry Spencer until they refuse to give any of your deposit back because they find a micro spec of sauce behind the cooker
"they have been working together for 30,000 years"
Repossessing since neolithic times
That's ancient!
damn that's older than my granny
George Pearson At least they said no to capitalism and debt slavery.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!
Convicted of being truthful and obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception 😂😂
Not gonna lie this had me in stitches
When I saw a new Just James video I had to abandon bedtime with my partner and sleeping 3 month old baby so I could cry with laughter in the bathroom. This got me good 🤣
Dine and dash?
Should have been charged with cultural appropriation too!
Crying 😂😂😂
OVER SIX POUNDS PER HOUSEHOLD???!!
yeah they couldnt afford their big mac meal
richbois
@@budywudy9 have to get happy meal instead smh
thats an outrage smh
Mate it's awful I'm like £10.25 in debt easily
“Stuart McCracken is working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James.”
*Anything you wanna tell us James?*
Romanian brothel
HE'S TRANS!
Congratulations James!
We accept you James
Wait how long was he gone for?
He was on maternity leave I'm calling it!
“Now it’s clear that 7 children is the best offer they’ll get”
This is why I’ve missed you, Just James.
“He’s losing blood fast after being gored by enforcement agents”😂
Gored by high Court enforcement agents or debt collecters
@@declangaming24 what's the difference?
Probably why it got cancelled and got sued 😂😂😂😂
Disgusting opinion they are dealing with deadbeats
2:45 “I’ve got 7 children”
“it needs to be more than that”🤣😂
More children to cover the debt
Can’t pay? We’ll take your family away!
"there is a refugee from somalia on the drive"
"Can't afford to pay the rent but £7 telly" I'm dead lmaoooo
Should i call an ambulance
@@DirtyGeorge We're not that luckt
“Seizing property and dealing with an INVASION OF ZOMBIES”
🤣🤣
They make their way into war-torn london
Brian O'shaughnessy of the dead
HE STRIKES FEAR IN EVERY UNDERGROUND WORKER
@@bobsemple7660 😂
And commuter alike
“The father is in prison for being truthful and gaining afghan cuisine by deception”
*Walks into an afghani restraunt*
"What's the behind you!"
*stuffs Afghan cuisine into pockets*
"there is nothing behind you, I just wanted to gain your cuisines"
“Brian and Graham have been waiting for the defendant to return for 2 years” lmao
i mean they have lived for millennia so far, im not too concerned for them
narrator: the refugee is now in the high court's possession to sell at auction to cover the debt
*wayfair has entered the chat*
Just pointing out cus people do think that’s real. That was a extremist/far right conspiracy hoax
‘Job well done.’
@@PickleSurpriseVEVO It's hilarious that people believe this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kew Anne On not so funny when they go vote thinking its real.
Fire Walk With Meme not saying I believe it but people who label something as far right usually do so because they want to discredit the claim, so maybe far right isn’t the correct word
Nothing I hate more on TV than these type of exploitative shows where enforcement officers turn up to reclaim cash from people down on their luck and the TV producers hope it all kicks off like they're filming wounded animals backed against a wall
Good target then JJ 👍
What about the landlords etc that are being ripped off by people that don't pay rent?
@@Beastgrows who gives a shit about landlords
@@Beastgrows there's probably more dodgy landlords out there than dodgy tenants, but neither side are going to be 100% perfect i guess
Its just the punching down mentality of these shows is the issue I have a problem with. The landlords aren't even seen in these shows, just some unseen benefactor when the tenant is the one we have to watch struggling for entertainment
Not pleasant
UK landlords have been hoarding houses since the 80s artificially inflating rent making it near damn impossible for the younger generation to own a house in the 2020s
@@Beastgrows I imagine that's a very tiny %. I know for some landlords that will be their only property, and possibly their main income, but that's not really what this show is about.
Sitting the enforcement officers down and then setting up the camera in the hopes of filming a massive Gotcha!/argument is scummy TV.
I'm so glad they finally got their hands on some ovaries.
Just James: Returns
2020: *chuckles* *"im in danger"*
Me: starts rickrolling
People of 2020:im in danger
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@@ligmadechokoma1625 evil...
EVIL
My house is also on a lane behind several species of dangerous shark.
Strange I have an alligator problem
"So, what we're lookin' for is _t i n g s_ "
Things like that
3:15 "convicted of being truthful" 😂😂😂
Pretty much how bailiffs work lol
@@MoskHotelpretty much how society works too tbh sadly
Ahh yes the age-old adage: "you owe £1400 of rent arrears yet you own a £300 TV? Shocking!"
I used to work in the benefits office and you'd see people with Netflix subscriptions, an Xbox etc...but then you realise that's all their entertainment. All they can afford is to sit in front of the TV every night, and the cost:entertainment ratio is very good.
Yeah ! It is shocking !, You pay what you owe first!!!!Then you buy extras! DEBT IS THEFT!!!!!
@@wendycarter5718 debt isn't theft, for example a mortgage is not left.
Exactly, to people like that, every luxury of a poor person seems to be reprehensible, and everything that goes beyond the most abstract need - be it in the realm of passive enjoyment, or a manifestation of activity - seems to him a luxury.
oh shut up Wendy!
The only true reason people have kids is to haggle with high court officers.
Me and my friends once marathoned Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away in sixth form.
_We'd literally do anything to avoid revision._
absolute mad lad you are
What a strange thing to marathon xD then again I sometimes watch shopping channels at 3am. Hypnotic shit, that.
@@ajaxlewis7664 my brother used to do that, crazy stuff.
@@calebcrook5875 - this bro gets it
Damn it the teachers in my sixth form would've lost their shit if we did that. Someone watched an episode of Friends in the library at mine and they went fucking mental at us
oh you're pregnant James? congrats 😂
Heavily pregnant, that explains the long absence! Hope it's a smooth birth 🤞
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m laughing but I also can’t get over how disgusting this show is.
What show is this?
@@jamie150741 it's called "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away" and while I disagree with a lot of it, there are some cases where people are absolute assholes and is completely there fault there in debt.
Eat landlords
@@KyunaCookies based
@@KyunaCookies based
"How much can you give us, that's the question"
"I got seven children"
"It's gotta be a bit more than that..."
2:37
"Collect the debt in full, or remove children from the debtor's home, and sell them to cover the debt."
Human Trafficking Edition
Yes they now sell children better than taking stuff in the house
"They're on their way to collect a debt of 10 billion pounds. It's owed for damage to a Romanian brothel."
“They’re going to collect 3000 adult worms”
The reptilian overlords have them for lunch
"Dealing with an invasion of zombies"... This is what Shaun of the Dead would have looked like if they didn't have the budget for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost...
😂😂
Now I'm imagining debt collectors, but during a zombie apocalypse. I acc kinda wanna watch that now.
More like a mash up of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead.
I've missed james so much
Indeed Lord Farquaad
"When you can't pay they'll attack several parts of the human body"
"Rising house prices are prompting landlords to *squeeze rears* or raise rents."
it's amazing how you can always sentence mix "Just James" into every video
"If we can escalate a situation, that's what we're going to do"
I genuinely believe that Just James is the incarnation of God
This is the first time I’m watching this show and I can already tell that it’s better like this than it is normally.
3:28 “so what we’re looking for is tings” lol rasta 🇯🇲
"There is a warrant here for £10, so what we are looking for is tings"
🤣🤣
Things like that.
There now on the hunt for a major organ to seize, and sell
Legally on this type of high court warrant. They can only gain access through an open incision.
“They’ve been working together for 30,000 years...dealing with an invasion of zombies.”
That sounds legitimately epic.
“How much can i give you “😔
“How much can you get dats the question “😡
“I have seven children “🤗
*whispers seductively* it’s a bit more than that 🕺
Bro "terrifies underground workers" jesus christ i died
Local plastic surgeons that line is hilarious 😆😆😆😆
"They make their way into war-torn London."
Huh, that sounds about right🤣🤣🤣
Convicted of being truthful, there’s a warrant of 10£
You mean £800 lol.
Cant pay we’ll take it away: AnCap edition 2:35
I heard they tried to barter with a vial of plasma and a signed Russ Abbott album. Didn't work, and they even had to cough up the 50p for renting the sirens.
welcome to ancapistan, where every man can be a king
“They’re on their way to collect a debt of ten billion pounds. It’s owed for damage to a Romanian brothel”
Maybe James hasn't been uploading because they took him away
No he was pregnant didn't you hear
"The key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding" 😂
Just james: uploads
everyone: The return of the king
“Rising house prices are prompting landlords to squeeze rears or raise rents ffssss 😂😂😂
Congratulations to you and Stu Mcraken for the baby
When you're a 30,000 year old zombie fighting parasite, waiting 2 years for someone to show up is nothing
“Working with his heavily pregnant wife: Just James” 😂😂😂
'Convicted of being truthful'. Every patriot in the UK
How *dare* you like your own country!! ...heheh just kidding Im not a lefty
@@liamcraddock9539 well done
Please please please do more of these. I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Can’t pay we’ll take it away is by far the best one you’ve done
🤣🤣🤣👌
“There’s a warrant here for ten pounds, what we’re looking for here is tings”💀💀💀💀💀
wow, james, you've done it again.
When you dont have a soul or heart but you want a job.
I think this my 30th rewatch, I absolutely love this channel
2:50
'the key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding'
*An hour after arriving, they finally get their hands on some ovaries*
Obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception. A truly heinous crime.
Watched in bed, woke wife up because I was giggling. Hope you’re happy with yourself
“The debtor has ignored demands to pay for over 1.5 hours”
😂😂😂😂
Just James's videos are the only ones on the internet that can make me cry with laughter. I used to watch them with my friend before he moved away, but he always sends me the link when a new video drops!
"I've got 7 children"
"Its a bit more than that"
Well, I guess a Volvo could technically be considered a refugee in England 😂
"The father is in prison, convicted of being truthful" im dead 😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact : The voice over of Can't Pay We'll Take It Away is by Jason Done, who played Tom Clarkson in Waterloo Road.
Holy shit. I always recognised his voice but never ever made that connection.
GOOD LORD! 😱
"they are parasites" insanely based
Imagine wanting to be a debt collector man.
The only profession more disgusting than that is a parking attendant, absolute scum of the earth
Joseph Dugdale nah parking attendants are fine, don’t park like a jackass.
Someone’s gotta do it. Imagine being in debt yourself because somebody refuses to pay you money they owe you, you’ll be begging these guys to go and collect it
Joseph Dugdale only saying that because you can't park for shit
@@levelofsnipes7378 no, I just rearranged a more manageable pay back scheme. I would never want filth like that terrorising them and stealing sentimental items, that are then sold ridiculously below the going rate.
Never clicked so fast on a vid
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
This all blends together so much better than other parody videos!
‘Working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James’
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*classic*
There is something ominous but absolutely hilarious about that video title
Only 7 children? What a scam...
0:14
*I really do need that blood back*
Can't pay?
Got to gulag
Hello dad
Hello son
Lenin Lover
"His heavily Pregnant wife Just James."
Do you have something to tell us?
Convicted of being truthful.
1:20 I cant breathe
“The house is on a lane behind several dangerous species of shark”
Woman: "I've got 7 children"
In the background: "that's not enough" 😂
Why was there a refugee from Somalia on the drive who was later sold 🤣
*convicted on being truthful*
Obtaining afghan cuisine by deception 😭😭😭
"If we feel we can escalate the situation then that's what we do" 😅
3,700 ADULT worms, owed to his daughter’s nursery
I already love this show, but this made it so much better.
‘there is a refugee from somalia on the drive’😂😂😂😂😂
i’m supposed to be sleeping and i’m too busy cackling at this in the dark
"Becuase whn you can't pay, they'll attack several parts of the human body"
I had tears in my eyes watching this 😂
"Seizing property, and dealing with AN INVASION OF ZOMBIES!!!"
wait so is this a real show? Evicting poor people?
Weird way to say that someone isn't fulfilling an agreement that enables them to use something they don't own.
@@shaun__3 love that bit of empathy. imo all rented accommodation should be good quality social housing. fuck private landlords.
yeah, sadly a lot of people watch this kind of poverty porn in the uk. people use it to feel better about themselves but in reality most of us are only one bad month away from a similar situation.
@@shaun__3 begone parasite
@@jaywilliams720 I lend you my hedge trimmer for the afternoon, but you now decide it's yours and you won't give it me back. Who's in the wrong? I worked hard to get the money for that trimmer and you've stolen it.
'The father is in prison, convicted of being truthful, and obtaining Afgan cuisine by deception' 🤣
"They are parasites"
True
“Obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception”
Fucking hell 🤣