Foursome in a Bed

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @JustJamesOfficial
    @JustJamesOfficial  4 года назад +572

    Just a month since my last video?! Who am I...If you guys enjoy this, part 2 will be out in two-videos time (I've got tired of Foursomes in Beds) Peace!

  • @MicrowavedChicken454
    @MicrowavedChicken454 4 года назад +909

    "We charge £10 a night including an absolutely terrible breakfast"
    Wow, I'm sold

    • @dcflake5645
      @dcflake5645 4 года назад +51

      That's standard for most hotel rooms in the UK.

    • @jameslapthorn8829
      @jameslapthorn8829 4 года назад +7

      Thank you very much

    • @Analog-to-digital-cotinual
      @Analog-to-digital-cotinual 4 года назад +15

      Gotta praise their honesty no irl budget hotel would have the balls to be so frank

    • @gram.
      @gram. 4 года назад +5

      But then serves Johnny two elephants 🐘 🐘

    • @dasbapoh
      @dasbapoh 4 года назад +5

      Including johnnies

  • @benmoulton7185
    @benmoulton7185 4 года назад +630

    “Birmingham is renowned for its beautiful countryside and picturesque villages”
    Probably one of the craziest sentences I’ve heard in one of these videos

  • @MikeyJMJ
    @MikeyJMJ 4 года назад +463

    *"I would expect to be served in a S E X U A L manner"*

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 4 года назад +15

      Tim is the 220 year-old incel

  • @Dazt4r
    @Dazt4r 4 года назад +246

    “That includes inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave” I appreciate that those things are seemingly mutually exclusive

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 3 месяца назад +1

      But yet no Harrison Ford dvds

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 4 года назад +213

    “The main issue was the sausages behind the wardrobe.”

  • @danielgarai-ebner1334
    @danielgarai-ebner1334 4 года назад +512

    Two Just James videos in a month? Am I dreaming?

    • @scrannerz42
      @scrannerz42 4 года назад +3

      Wow, your name is Daniel too, small world.

    • @CyberPunkSimms
      @CyberPunkSimms 4 года назад

      Indeed you are

    • @scacknewman
      @scacknewman 4 года назад +1

      Cheers for saying this, somehow missed their last upload.

    • @propeak3883
      @propeak3883 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @rulebritannia8438
      @rulebritannia8438 4 года назад +1

      You are in a coma.
      I am a figment of your imagination

  • @reecetroop8249
    @reecetroop8249 4 года назад +258

    Tim Higgs can strip his business back to just one word
    *W H Y*

  • @richardsnitch1869
    @richardsnitch1869 4 года назад +119

    I was Prince Charles' houseparty maker too. He also found me oppressive.

  • @dangerliesbeforeyou
    @dangerliesbeforeyou 4 года назад +70

    £150 million per night including inappropriate behaviour & full use of the microwave? sounds like a good deal to me

  • @gleefulgrinner
    @gleefulgrinner 4 года назад +18

    literally one sentence in and it slaps, "four sets of uninvited guests snap each others achilles tendons and get their teeth in one another" gold lmao

  • @MasonOldridge
    @MasonOldridge 4 года назад +28

    3:49 "The main issue was discovery of sausages behind wardrobe.
    Wow, sorry, I'm a bit emotional.
    It's obviously come from a guest cause we don't have sausages in the rooms"🤣🤣🤣

  • @xandergray222
    @xandergray222 4 года назад +33

    "I would like everybody to be really horrid." "Don't you?" "Yes, dear."

  • @custardhatter9537
    @custardhatter9537 4 года назад +51

    2:52 I want all my hotels to come with inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave

  • @Arthur-jx8bm
    @Arthur-jx8bm 4 года назад +126

    "This morning it's the lack of dog on the menu that's throwing Johnny"
    Hmmmm, tasty dog

  • @winterstar5750
    @winterstar5750 4 года назад +131

    "And John and Johnny find three kids behind the closet"
    *Half a minute later*
    "The main issue is the sausages behind the wardrobe..."
    Something you want to tell us, James?

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 Год назад

      But they don’t have sausages in the bedroom

  • @coraaked5090
    @coraaked5090 3 года назад +8

    "Four sets of uninvited guests snap each others Achilles tendons"
    Okay I'm laughing already and it's only 4 seconds in

  • @michaeljones5681
    @michaeljones5681 4 года назад +44

    Still waiting for Gordon's kinky nightmares

  • @mazdamx-5
    @mazdamx-5 4 года назад +66

    Single mother Tim, the daddy of the group
    Lmao

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 4 года назад +84

    2:07
    Oh no, they killed Just James!
    Anyway-

  • @Nintentoad125
    @Nintentoad125 4 года назад +56

    "Tim's a horse"

  • @SalcranVGC
    @SalcranVGC 4 года назад +60

    Under the watchful eye of farmer William the Conqueror, the B&B'ers have to guide a gaggle of geese into a recently refurbished grill. Each dog has two command words for 'kick' and 'punch'.
    What kind of establishment is this?!!

  • @C40-k6v
    @C40-k6v 4 года назад +67

    Can’t stay anywhere unless they have Harrison Ford dvds

  • @joshuasprucie8933
    @joshuasprucie8933 4 года назад +19

    Is it me or does anyone also notice how he manages to sentence mix Just James into every video? I find that so impressive 😂

  • @jzsl.02
    @jzsl.02 3 года назад +15

    "While Lynny and Paul have a BUM in one of the bedrooms" and "whilst John enjoys his log in his bathroom" had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigboi3604
    @bigboi3604 4 года назад +55

    Not even watched this and I know itll be class

  • @TheManInBlueFlames
    @TheManInBlueFlames 4 года назад +13

    Please make more! You don't make ENOUGH of these gems! Honestly been watching your old videos over and over. There isn't enough of this stuff in the world to go around!

  • @PowderedCowsMusic
    @PowderedCowsMusic 4 года назад +12

    "Inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave" sounds perfect. See you there!

  • @Consume0
    @Consume0 4 года назад +17

    I still feel like this channel is stupidly underrated, you deserve your own prime time TV show Just James !

  • @cocodeano3831
    @cocodeano3831 4 года назад +38

    Hapax Legomenanon

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 4 года назад +7

      No, it's an avocado

  • @Readd1
    @Readd1 3 года назад +6

    0:48 "Fearing MORNING glory of their own" why did that make me burst out laughing?? 😂

  • @brightice3506
    @brightice3506 4 года назад +23

    " 220 year old Tim can strip his business back to one word! *why* "

  • @GamingGrenade1
    @GamingGrenade1 4 года назад +26

    Watching normal videos after binging these feels so weird

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 3 года назад +7

    “Today’s final guest, is ready to bum the competition. 220 year old horse, Tim Higgs, can strip his business back to one word: Why?”
    That whole sentence had me in bits 🤣

  • @therearetheavocadosx3268
    @therearetheavocadosx3268 4 года назад +4

    I watched this and every other video on this channel while drunk.
    I did not regret it.

  • @rossco171
    @rossco171 4 года назад +15

    “£10 a night including johnnies” 🤣

  • @NOACCEPTANCE772
    @NOACCEPTANCE772 4 года назад +2

    "This includes naughty behaviour and FULL use of the microwave!"
    Sign me right the fuck up!!!!

  • @mollysmith9606
    @mollysmith9606 4 года назад +23

    i haven’t watched this yet but it’s already made my day

  • @Arthur-jx8bm
    @Arthur-jx8bm 4 года назад +23

    "Just James' stomach has been laid out by the staff"
    Alright

  • @hughthompson4846
    @hughthompson4846 4 года назад +4

    This was too funny as normal James🤣

  • @DuncanvxR
    @DuncanvxR 3 года назад +2

    “Inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave” 😂😂💀

  • @jameslapthorn8829
    @jameslapthorn8829 4 года назад +8

    1:25 absolutely killed me

  • @jodi-leighbarrett4096
    @jodi-leighbarrett4096 4 года назад +8

    "Under the watchful eye of farmer William The Conquerer"
    He looks good for his age doesnt he

  • @PickleSurpriseVEVO
    @PickleSurpriseVEVO 4 года назад +2

    “Ready to bum the guests”
    Gold. Absolute gold.

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen 4 года назад +3

    1:20 - 1:32 had me in bits 😂
    God i look forward to your uploads 👍

  • @jimnaz87jd
    @jimnaz87jd 3 года назад +2

    Just found this channel today, really needed a good laugh & your videos are working a treat

  • @JennaDaniella
    @JennaDaniella 3 года назад +5

    I only discovered Just James a few days ago and I'm delighted to find so many people have the same humour as my sister and me. She doesn't know these videos exist so I'm planning on playing them when she's drunk to see if she freaks out because she doesn't understand what's happening but we don't drink together often so it could be a very long while. I just hope I don't get drunk and forget cos it would be hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EnfieldExplorer
    @EnfieldExplorer 3 года назад +1

    1:21 "220 year old horse Tim Higgs"
    IM PISSIN|G MYSELF LMAOO

  • @LongLiveHelghast
    @LongLiveHelghast 4 года назад +11

    “John and Johnny find three kids behind the closet”
    I see they found R Kelly’s room

  • @May-gr8bp
    @May-gr8bp 4 года назад +2

    0:52 I would like everybody to be really horrid!
    that part made me smile

  • @sophiaally3256
    @sophiaally3256 4 года назад +1

    "𝙏𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮'𝙨 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙜𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙪𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣"

  • @glow1285
    @glow1285 4 года назад +3

    "Just James' stomach's been laid out by the staff"

  • @sbomorse
    @sbomorse 4 года назад +2

    Genuinely hilarious! This is one of your very best yet!

  • @samjgollings8664
    @samjgollings8664 4 года назад +2

    “Today’s final guest is ready to bum the competition” 🤣🤣

  • @ルリヤ-p6g
    @ルリヤ-p6g 4 года назад +5

    James you're more than Just James you're an icon my guy, god bless

  • @VincenzoInfi
    @VincenzoInfi 4 года назад +16

    Who share the same DEER HUNTING GROUNDS

  • @adammidderigh4150
    @adammidderigh4150 4 года назад +4

    2:47
    £150,000,000 per night for inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave xDDDD

  • @supremebuffalo6322
    @supremebuffalo6322 4 года назад +3

    "can strip his business back to one word"
    "why-"

  • @MRJBS117
    @MRJBS117 3 года назад +2

    “We charge £10 a night and that includes a absolutely terrible breakfast”

  • @avybenfield508
    @avybenfield508 3 года назад +2

    Had to rewind this three times due to the uncontrollable laughter🤣

  • @camokarzi8491
    @camokarzi8491 4 года назад +15

    People flock to renouned university city Cambridge to enjoy head

  • @A_J_Gaming83
    @A_J_Gaming83 4 года назад +4

    As soon as I get a Just James notification, I literally drop everything im doing. Great stuff as usual 👏 👌

  • @harveydean677
    @harveydean677 4 года назад +2

    UR BACKKKKK love your vids 💙💙💙

  • @engel2583
    @engel2583 4 года назад +6

    I often see my parents watching these sorta shows so seeing it mixed like this i found hilarious, but can we just take a moment to talk about the guy at 3:52 that's actual main issue was not sausages behind the wardrobe but a blue movie DVD

    • @skywolfx76
      @skywolfx76 3 года назад

      What even is a blue movie?

  • @spiralfirst6488
    @spiralfirst6488 4 года назад +2

    As always a very funny and well made video. Brill.

  • @theeyebrowsofcharlesbarkley
    @theeyebrowsofcharlesbarkley 7 месяцев назад

    You, Sir James, are a hilarious genius, I'm hurting from laughing. Thanks so, so much.

  • @Normal_Norman
    @Normal_Norman 4 года назад +1

    I'm in a puddle of tears and snot from laughing so much. I hope you're happy.

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika Год назад +2

    It's been 3 years. Where's part 2??!!

  • @DaNiLY
    @DaNiLY 4 года назад +1

    “Guests up for a *bang in the night* can stay in one of the 22 rooms for £10 a night” I lost it xD

  • @cheese6929
    @cheese6929 4 года назад +1

    MY GOD, THERE ARE EXCLUSIVELY BRITISH YTPS

  • @cazzabojangles
    @cazzabojangles 4 года назад +5

    The price of this bedroom is 150 million a night. That includes inappropriate behaviour and full use of the microwave

  • @iain2080
    @iain2080 4 года назад +2

    I left the sausages behind the wardrobe. Cannot believe the cheek of people to not accept such a thoughtful gift.

  • @billybull7419
    @billybull7419 4 года назад +7

    *sees Just James uploaded*
    "My disappointment is non existent and my day is made"

  • @jerviservi
    @jerviservi 4 года назад

    These are only getting better. spent half of it laughing

  • @villainousdnb
    @villainousdnb 4 года назад +2

    Always love a good Just James video

  • @evmcg
    @evmcg 4 года назад +1

    This is heaven! Two videos in a month! Love this upload rate James!

  • @raveaw379
    @raveaw379 4 года назад

    There's more. Honestly your videos are the funniest. Thank you.

  • @isaacrichmond657
    @isaacrichmond657 4 года назад +1

    Smooth, juicy, real good quality people. Fantastic stuff, keep up the moderately entertaining videos.

  • @RenaissanceEarCandy
    @RenaissanceEarCandy 3 года назад +1

    "The sausages behind the wardrobe" sounds almost exactly like an allo allo episode name 🤣

  • @FlameGDonYT
    @FlameGDonYT 4 года назад +1

    £150 million a night for the full use of the microwave sounds like a brilliant deal. I’m sold.

  • @georgeovenden8813
    @georgeovenden8813 8 месяцев назад +1

    bring these back pls

  • @dejavoue88
    @dejavoue88 4 года назад +2

    yet again mate brilliant. keep it up

  • @sovietdoggo3831
    @sovietdoggo3831 4 года назад +2

    Not what I wanted to see when I searched up foursome....
    But much much better

  • @beattio
    @beattio 4 года назад +1

    The sentence mixing in this is unreal. I literally wouldn't be able to tell that some of these lines were edited at all!

  • @crungus.5427
    @crungus.5427 4 года назад +3

    this might somehow be the horniest YTP I've ever seen

  • @mikeehrmantraut4860
    @mikeehrmantraut4860 4 года назад +1

    Fuck, I choked on my vindaloo

  • @marcusreed2
    @marcusreed2 4 года назад +2

    3:12 ‘John and Johnny find three kids behind the closet’
    Ah yes. Sounds like that similar event in the 40s in the Netherlands.

  • @annarose8253
    @annarose8253 4 года назад

    This has already made my week and I haven’t even seen it yet

  • @simonatford1
    @simonatford1 4 года назад +2

    Four people put sausages behind wardrobes.

  • @christofhall8292
    @christofhall8292 4 года назад

    Don't know why you have only 81k subscribers ! Legend mate

  • @arwen_m7786
    @arwen_m7786 4 года назад

    THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL ON RUclips NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

  • @totally-not-d3
    @totally-not-d3 4 года назад +2

    I saw this episode and that guy literally has a nudist spa.
    That isn't part of the YTP.

  • @shelg6082
    @shelg6082 4 года назад +1

    “Pre-erected sausage beaten” dying😂🤣

  • @dean2_
    @dean2_ 4 года назад +2

    Must be a big bed

  • @3d-flushedemoji
    @3d-flushedemoji 4 года назад

    Simply cannot get enough of the "including Johnnies" bit

  • @ollie7811
    @ollie7811 4 года назад +1

    My ears don’t know what to believe

  • @foxymanaic5934
    @foxymanaic5934 4 года назад +3

    Right I haven't even pressed play yet but I can tell that this is going to be hilarious and something to tell the family about. It's just the way he edits, it makes me laugh so hard.

  • @hellomynameisjames
    @hellomynameisjames 4 года назад +7

    150 million pounds per night!🤣🤣🤣

  • @caryshHallMezzoSoprano
    @caryshHallMezzoSoprano 3 года назад +1

    This Is incredible, and even funnier because I’ve actually watched the episode itself😂

  • @trixnglz1871
    @trixnglz1871 4 года назад

    " What can I get u Johnny? What would you like? "
    "Maybe just some like salmon and *2 elephants* "