Dirty Dinner Date

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @JustJamesOfficial
    @JustJamesOfficial  5 лет назад +1011

    Happy new year! We're back baby.

    • @eddies7883
      @eddies7883 5 лет назад +11

      yay

    • @AG-jf3kt
      @AG-jf3kt 5 лет назад +11

      yay

    • @OofOuch
      @OofOuch 5 лет назад +7

      Excellent, Smithers!

    • @BigMacKaz
      @BigMacKaz 5 лет назад +9

      My god you are alive

    • @richardosman469
      @richardosman469 5 лет назад +11

      Please do come dine with me or 4 in a bed next, these vids are seriously underated 😭😭

  • @goldchimera3764
    @goldchimera3764 5 лет назад +1314

    "She's got eyes"
    "He seems like a person"
    kinda feels like they're having to reach for those compliments

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +13

      Maybe they are just aliens wanting some companionship :(
      _Yes, I do enjoy this human activity, for I am a human._

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 4 года назад +5

      Honestly, I've probably said "they seem like a person" or something similar many times before

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 5 лет назад +801

    “She’s got eyes, which is definitely what I’d go for”
    Seems like an empty compliment until you remember that these women are all blind.

    • @bmar400
      @bmar400 5 лет назад +38

      Fuck this is good

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 4 года назад +3

      Wait are they?

    • @jakubgolecki9031
      @jakubgolecki9031 4 года назад +9

      @@sumvs5992 yes if you watch the actual episode it says they are all blind

  • @F1ltra
    @F1ltra 5 лет назад +613

    3:10
    “I’m not quite sure what a chicken is.”
    “It’s a cheese.”

  • @danny954
    @danny954 5 лет назад +694

    ‘She’s just very very... Jamaican’ ffs 😂

    • @May-gr8bp
      @May-gr8bp Год назад +1

      idk about that one chief

  • @MisterAppleEsq
    @MisterAppleEsq 5 лет назад +666

    Wow, Manchester really changed since their last appearance.

    • @mattuno9892
      @mattuno9892 5 лет назад +25

      Good memory hahah

    • @minimca123
      @minimca123 4 года назад +13

      Nah this one was roast potato manchester

  • @user-rm3ey9yx8v
    @user-rm3ey9yx8v 5 лет назад +546

    “I will sit down for hours” can’t relate less

    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman 5 лет назад +22

      I have been known to sit down for many seconds at a time.

    • @nehix
      @nehix 5 лет назад +16

      Can’t relate less???

    • @moon-pw1bi
      @moon-pw1bi 5 лет назад +27

      u mean cant relate more?

    • @majot511
      @majot511 4 года назад +1

      Lmaooooooo same

  • @zacabbott8672
    @zacabbott8672 5 лет назад +149

    0:51. That edit was so smooth i forgot it was an edit and was genuinely amazed he didnt know how to say “pulled pork”

    • @ProfessorPesca
      @ProfessorPesca 4 года назад +7

      Me too! Forgot what I was watching

  • @ciarantraynor4240
    @ciarantraynor4240 5 лет назад +581

    She adds a pinch of salt
    ANd A DaSh oF ReADy MeAL

    • @D33J3nk1
      @D33J3nk1 5 лет назад +2

      Ur avatar looks like the hole punch on the s10.i just flipped my phone upside down thinkin "how the fuck is youtube app upside down" ...ha

    • @mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380
      @mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380 4 года назад +1

      @@D33J3nk1 hahah it was a bit too big to be the s10 hole punch so it didnt trick me, almost did thi lmao

    • @cagegirll
      @cagegirll 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

  • @katiec3717
    @katiec3717 5 лет назад +278

    “Craig’s second date was with roast potato Manchester”

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 5 лет назад +6

      Katie Crawford for 10 points tell me its name

    • @JoelintonMassif
      @JoelintonMassif 5 лет назад +7

      @@sparrow4852 *MANCHESTER*

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 5 лет назад +7

      George Markham No, its avocado

    • @katiec3717
      @katiec3717 5 лет назад +4

      Sparrow4 Churchill

  • @dingusno7403
    @dingusno7403 5 лет назад +314

    Finally, the legend is back.

  • @Poultusspare
    @Poultusspare 5 лет назад +96

    “shes just very very Jamaican”

  • @toma6068
    @toma6068 5 лет назад +209

    *"But Craig will only be getting sticky fingers"*

  • @kal465
    @kal465 5 лет назад +148

    “Craig’s second date was with roast potato Manchester”
    Love that James is bringing back the Manchester thing from the chase, keep up the good work!
    Now I’m off to search for McDonald’s in a police helicopter

  • @thebotbuilder
    @thebotbuilder 5 лет назад +55

    "But will this menu leave Craig bursting out balls?"
    Craig - "Which, of course, I'm absolutely fine with!"

  • @JustDevon
    @JustDevon 5 лет назад +155

    “Anybody who burps, has bad manners, things like that, you know, we’re definitely gonna get on, that’s for sure”

  • @DrSpikeSpiegel
    @DrSpikeSpiegel 5 лет назад +114

    First job: de-creaming CRAIG.

  • @lukeporcher6378
    @lukeporcher6378 5 лет назад +63

    “She adds a pinch of salt and a dash of ready meal for one”

  • @LouLou-hc7he
    @LouLou-hc7he 5 лет назад +243

    Lisa: is 4
    “Definitely what id go for 😂😂😂

  • @lisad3261
    @lisad3261 5 лет назад +63

    *three very special meals cooked for them by three very special blind ladies*

  • @rubes2959
    @rubes2959 5 лет назад +37

    After 1 month “Craig is now married, with 12 children” 😂

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 5 лет назад +144

    Does Craig like cheese?
    TOP 10 QUESTIONS SCIENCE STILL CAN’T ANSWER

  • @Mel-ps3dj
    @Mel-ps3dj 4 года назад +44

    Omg! This is just too funny I was actually crying laughing. Not what I remembered making mind you haha.
    Can I just confirm I do not punch my child and I was never and will never be married to my dad 😂🤣😂🤦‍♀️ loved it.

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 4 года назад +5

      Oh wow! It's you!

    • @doublemonkey4833
      @doublemonkey4833 4 года назад +3

      Soooo.....what about your mum, your nan, or your long-lost brother? XD
      Just kidding, glad you found it funny. :P

    • @superlegendary
      @superlegendary 3 года назад +1

      *GOOD!* God forbid if you actually did marry your dad. I would have gotten *so* mad and pissed off!

  • @dax01
    @dax01 5 лет назад +8

    The things you do with a computer, some crappy TV shows and a brain full of innuendos makes all of Britain proud.

  • @thomashayward3286
    @thomashayward3286 5 лет назад +87

    Discovered this channel yesterday, was sad when I realised he was gone, now he’s back; the lord works in mysterious ways

    • @kal465
      @kal465 5 лет назад +2

      Thomas Hayward same, this is brilliant it might be because youtube is recommending him recently

  • @char.81
    @char.81 5 лет назад +31

    "I'm not quite sure what a chicken is"
    Iᴛs ᴀ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ

  • @CregorsCorner
    @CregorsCorner 5 лет назад +23

    "How old are you?"
    *"four"*
    "Yeah thats definitely what i'd go for"

  • @Drawyah
    @Drawyah 4 года назад +7

    "So do you have any children?"
    "Yeah, I kinda just punch them for a bit."
    Bawled out laughing at that one! 😂

  • @Sparkstf2
    @Sparkstf2 5 лет назад +40

    "Shes doing Craig!"

  • @CMilton262
    @CMilton262 4 года назад +22

    This is me in the video!
    Have to say I love this mashup 😂

  • @FF-cx6qs
    @FF-cx6qs 5 лет назад +24

    "Poached red wine and grilled white chocolate on asparagus bread with homemade egg sauce"

  • @toma6068
    @toma6068 5 лет назад +177

    No-one:
    Manchester: *"I always look at people's faces"*

  • @cd06tgc79
    @cd06tgc79 3 года назад +5

    "The way to Craig's heart is definitely through his balls"
    I'm dying 😂

  • @yeetusdeletus6594
    @yeetusdeletus6594 4 года назад +10

    “First job, de-creaming Craig!”

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 4 года назад +9

    *Mel’s Chocolate Mousse*
    Ingredients:
    300g dark chocolate
    2 salmon fillets
    4 egg yolks
    150g double cream, for whipping
    20 parmesan crisps
    Ready meal for one
    Pinch of salt
    Method:
    Just punch it for a bit like a child.
    Not in a sexy uniform, but you can make it sexy.

  • @potplantt
    @potplantt 4 года назад +4

    "I like a bit of cream, obviously nothing on the face" lmaaaaooooo

  • @jodi-leighbarrett4096
    @jodi-leighbarrett4096 5 лет назад +12

    "The word egg is in there which is brilliant"
    An intellectual

  • @nxahsvidz
    @nxahsvidz 5 лет назад +12

    "The way to Craig's heart is through his balls"

  • @Illuminatibee
    @Illuminatibee 5 лет назад +28

    I'm actually losing it over the 20 year old tarte😭😭😭🤣🤣

  • @maxhodgson5608
    @maxhodgson5608 5 лет назад +17

    You know you’re in for a treat when Mel mixes in the chocolate and salmon

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 4 года назад +17

    "So like fit, fashionable and really horrible feet" Spit my drink out.

  • @shadowingcat4266
    @shadowingcat4266 5 лет назад +203

    _"He seems like a person."_
    Eh... Not sure about that one.

    • @HouseOfFunQM
      @HouseOfFunQM 5 лет назад +7

      At least she's got eyes, though

  • @cuteewok11
    @cuteewok11 5 лет назад +36

    A perfect way to finish off the year is with a just james video for sure

  • @lnteIIigence
    @lnteIIigence 5 лет назад +75

    I love how the narrator sounds like she has Tourette's.
    3:51 "So will Craig be INSIDE HER tonight?"

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 5 лет назад +15

      "Craig will only be getting *STICKY FINGERS* with three of them."

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +2

      Decreaming Craig.

  • @redcatsix
    @redcatsix 5 лет назад +19

    "I would describe myself as an alcoholic"

  • @tob19
    @tob19 5 лет назад +16

    *whispering*
    “She’s very good, but she’s very very... Jamaican”

  • @TwinXlyric
    @TwinXlyric 2 года назад +1

    “He will only be getting sticky fingers with three of them” this is the greatest channel ever made 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kal465
    @kal465 5 лет назад +14

    “20 year old tArt Chantei” man I’m creasing

  • @MRMEJJC
    @MRMEJJC 5 лет назад +4

    I hate how much these make me laugh. Pls never stop

  • @craigbush9449
    @craigbush9449 Год назад +2

    It's got the word egg in there which is brilliant 🤣

  • @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey
    @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey 5 лет назад +24

    "I love cream. Its mainly what I drink at home"

  • @JennaDaniella
    @JennaDaniella 3 года назад +2

    "I like a bit of cream. Obviously nothing on the face."
    I'm proud of you for being the first man in the world to acknowledge this, Just James!

  • @parxl-lol
    @parxl-lol 4 года назад +1

    “not sure what a chicken is”
    “it’s a cheese”

  • @liamcraddock9539
    @liamcraddock9539 5 лет назад +6

    Menu 1: "I love cheese"
    Menu 2: "I'm not a big fan of cheese"
    😂😂😂

  • @ICantSplel
    @ICantSplel 5 лет назад +8

    Welcome back, love your content. Let's get Manchester some film tickets.

  • @scalpingsnake
    @scalpingsnake 4 года назад +3

    It's a shame this one didn't get as many views as others have, it's one of your best!

  • @zamnodorszk7898
    @zamnodorszk7898 5 лет назад +4

    Welcome back Just James. Some of the cuts on these are so precise, it almost seems like that's what they actually said. Amazing work.

  • @JennAnn.x
    @JennAnn.x 5 лет назад +6

    “I’m not quite sure what a chicken is”
    “It’s a cheese”

  • @Maths4Morons
    @Maths4Morons 5 лет назад +6

    “I’m not sure what a chicken is”
    “It’s a type of cheese’😂😂😂

  • @CaJoel
    @CaJoel 5 лет назад +3

    You know it’s good when I’m already wheezing in the first 20 seconds

  • @-_.Melody._-
    @-_.Melody._- 5 лет назад +3

    Now *_THIS_* is what I call a New Year's Resolution!
    The legend is back, baby.

  • @alexgawthrop1748
    @alexgawthrop1748 5 лет назад +3

    This is gold. Smile all the way through. Just the content I use RUclips for 👏

  • @trixnglz1871
    @trixnglz1871 4 года назад +2

    First up
    "de-cream Craig"

  • @The1Scraf
    @The1Scraf 5 лет назад +6

    "Im not quite sure what a Chicken is?"
    "Its a cheese"

  • @NamJinHasVniceSugaKookie4Jimin
    @NamJinHasVniceSugaKookie4Jimin 4 года назад +1

    It’s always been my dream to be a chocolate spread developer

  • @laampards
    @laampards 6 месяцев назад +2

    "i have terrible taste in men" she's just like me fr

  • @HughMann-cg2dy
    @HughMann-cg2dy 8 месяцев назад +5

    "I love cheese" ... "I'm not a big fan of cheese"
    Men are so complex.

  • @JD-rh9xz
    @JD-rh9xz 5 лет назад +4

    bro youre an artist through editing, absolute class

  • @hazeykayy
    @hazeykayy 5 лет назад +3

    So glad you’re posting again, mate. Your videos are always hilarious!

  • @MikeyJMJ
    @MikeyJMJ 5 лет назад +9

    "4? You're definitely what I'd go for so it's definitely a good start"
    *Umm, Craig..*

  • @bobsbrain397
    @bobsbrain397 5 лет назад +3

    Thanks for creating the most quotable videos on YT, James

  • @majot511
    @majot511 4 года назад +4

    Lmaooooooo stop I've not stopped laughing for about 10 minutes now 😂

  • @IzzyBromfield
    @IzzyBromfield 4 года назад +1

    crying with laughter, please keep making these!!!

  • @eggymoose7958
    @eggymoose7958 5 лет назад +1

    What a great protagonist

  • @gus5208
    @gus5208 5 лет назад +3

    so glad you're back! your videos are so funny

  • @jerviservi
    @jerviservi 4 года назад +2

    This is the funniest one out of all of them.

  • @WagwanEquation
    @WagwanEquation 5 лет назад +2

    Pulled pork... Never know how you say that.
    Absolutely brilliant

  • @zigzagnemesist5074
    @zigzagnemesist5074 4 года назад +11

    The 3 Fs:
    1. Fit
    2. Fashionable
    3. Horrible feet

    • @turnip305
      @turnip305 4 года назад +2

      Literally in tears at this

  • @DaNiLY
    @DaNiLY 5 лет назад +3

    Ah yes, I’ve been eagerly awaiting an upload ever since I subbed to you, keep up the hilarious work my friend!

  • @aeruk
    @aeruk 5 лет назад +2

    I don’t know why I find these so funny but thank you so much

  • @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869
    @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869 9 месяцев назад +2

    The word egg is in there which is brilliant

  • @F1ltra
    @F1ltra 5 лет назад +5

    Yessss please don’t leave it that long again I miss your pure talent ❤️🙏

  • @angelacouchman4063
    @angelacouchman4063 2 года назад +2

    A pinch of salt and a dash of ready meal for 1 😂

  • @meganlowndes485
    @meganlowndes485 5 лет назад +2

    Hope to see more videos like this, in tears hahahaha

  • @jordansamuels2052
    @jordansamuels2052 2 года назад +2

    A dash of ready meal for one!

  • @Culfy_Rages
    @Culfy_Rages 5 лет назад +3

    Just James, honestly you are gold at this.. Please do another traffic cops one pleaseeee 😂

  • @pingu8964
    @pingu8964 5 лет назад +2

    Glad your back keep uploading

  • @everysinglenothing7319
    @everysinglenothing7319 5 лет назад +2

    Fantastic stuff, comedic timing is on point here, excited for more videos!

  • @chocolatewolf3914
    @chocolatewolf3914 5 лет назад +3

    Best New Years present ever! Back after 11 months!

  • @MyNamesGT
    @MyNamesGT 5 лет назад +1

    so glad these are back, they're always jokes

  • @wooka
    @wooka 5 лет назад +2

    Even at the beginning im crying with laughter 😂 “by three lovely blind ladies “

  • @TheCulturalBomb
    @TheCulturalBomb 5 лет назад +3

    Some top notch editing here 👌

  • @SleafordLock4
    @SleafordLock4 5 лет назад +3

    James. you are a legend, your videos are hilarious mate

  • @phillyd2793
    @phillyd2793 5 лет назад +3

    Easily one of my favourite youtubers 😂❤️

  • @alixtheprofessionalcatherd6850
    @alixtheprofessionalcatherd6850 5 лет назад +1

    Yessss! So glad your back! I was showing my friend these videos the other day and was concerned something had happened to you seeing as you hadn't posted for a while.

  • @UMBR.
    @UMBR. 4 года назад +1

    He's being given 5 ladies, but can only get sticky fingers with 3 of them. Oh my god. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jdog7569
    @jdog7569 5 лет назад +2

    Best Just James video yet for me

  • @kristy9579
    @kristy9579 4 года назад +1

    i am crying never stop making these

  • @lyledeyounges1276
    @lyledeyounges1276 4 года назад +1

    "I would describe myself as alcoholic" and "he seems like a person" LMFAO

  • @nxahsvidz
    @nxahsvidz 5 лет назад +3

    This channel is so underrated