“Craig’s second date was with roast potato Manchester” Love that James is bringing back the Manchester thing from the chase, keep up the good work! Now I’m off to search for McDonald’s in a police helicopter
*Mel’s Chocolate Mousse* Ingredients: 300g dark chocolate 2 salmon fillets 4 egg yolks 150g double cream, for whipping 20 parmesan crisps Ready meal for one Pinch of salt Method: Just punch it for a bit like a child. Not in a sexy uniform, but you can make it sexy.
Omg! This is just too funny I was actually crying laughing. Not what I remembered making mind you haha. Can I just confirm I do not punch my child and I was never and will never be married to my dad 😂🤣😂🤦♀️ loved it.
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Happy new year! We're back baby.
yay
yay
Excellent, Smithers!
My god you are alive
Please do come dine with me or 4 in a bed next, these vids are seriously underated 😭😭
"She's got eyes"
"He seems like a person"
kinda feels like they're having to reach for those compliments
Maybe they are just aliens wanting some companionship :(
_Yes, I do enjoy this human activity, for I am a human._
Honestly, I've probably said "they seem like a person" or something similar many times before
“She’s got eyes, which is definitely what I’d go for”
Seems like an empty compliment until you remember that these women are all blind.
Fuck this is good
Wait are they?
@@sumvs5992 yes if you watch the actual episode it says they are all blind
3:10
“I’m not quite sure what a chicken is.”
“It’s a cheese.”
‘She’s just very very... Jamaican’ ffs 😂
idk about that one chief
Wow, Manchester really changed since their last appearance.
Good memory hahah
Nah this one was roast potato manchester
“I will sit down for hours” can’t relate less
I have been known to sit down for many seconds at a time.
Can’t relate less???
u mean cant relate more?
Lmaooooooo same
She adds a pinch of salt
ANd A DaSh oF ReADy MeAL
Ur avatar looks like the hole punch on the s10.i just flipped my phone upside down thinkin "how the fuck is youtube app upside down" ...ha
@@D33J3nk1 hahah it was a bit too big to be the s10 hole punch so it didnt trick me, almost did thi lmao
LMAO
0:51. That edit was so smooth i forgot it was an edit and was genuinely amazed he didnt know how to say “pulled pork”
Me too! Forgot what I was watching
“Craig’s second date was with roast potato Manchester”
Katie Crawford for 10 points tell me its name
@@sparrow4852 *MANCHESTER*
George Markham No, its avocado
Sparrow4 Churchill
“shes just very very Jamaican”
Finally, the legend is back.
*"But Craig will only be getting sticky fingers"*
Three of them
@@seantubbertcole216 four of them
Lisa: is 4
“Definitely what id go for 😂😂😂
FBI, OPEN UP
*w e l l p l a y e d*
*rhymed*
First job: de-creaming CRAIG.
Alright, cool.
when do we start?
@@usedis5996 ayo 🤨
“Craig’s second date was with roast potato Manchester”
Love that James is bringing back the Manchester thing from the chase, keep up the good work!
Now I’m off to search for McDonald’s in a police helicopter
McChase
“Anybody who burps, has bad manners, things like that, you know, we’re definitely gonna get on, that’s for sure”
JSR Devon is up in here
why are you here?!
After 1 month “Craig is now married, with 12 children” 😂
"But will this menu leave Craig bursting out balls?"
Craig - "Which, of course, I'm absolutely fine with!"
*three very special meals cooked for them by three very special blind ladies*
The things you do with a computer, some crappy TV shows and a brain full of innuendos makes all of Britain proud.
Discovered this channel yesterday, was sad when I realised he was gone, now he’s back; the lord works in mysterious ways
Thomas Hayward same, this is brilliant it might be because youtube is recommending him recently
“She adds a pinch of salt and a dash of ready meal for one”
Does Craig like cheese?
TOP 10 QUESTIONS SCIENCE STILL CAN’T ANSWER
*Mel’s Chocolate Mousse*
Ingredients:
300g dark chocolate
2 salmon fillets
4 egg yolks
150g double cream, for whipping
20 parmesan crisps
Ready meal for one
Pinch of salt
Method:
Just punch it for a bit like a child.
Not in a sexy uniform, but you can make it sexy.
I love how the narrator sounds like she has Tourette's.
3:51 "So will Craig be INSIDE HER tonight?"
"Craig will only be getting *STICKY FINGERS* with three of them."
Decreaming Craig.
This is me in the video!
Have to say I love this mashup 😂
No-one:
Manchester: *"I always look at people's faces"*
Mostly an F1 fan nobody comments arent funny you fucking normie
@@whyamiwhat Shut up you bender
"Poached red wine and grilled white chocolate on asparagus bread with homemade egg sauce"
I like the use of the word egg
“First job, de-creaming Craig!”
Yeetus Deletus giggidy
Omg! This is just too funny I was actually crying laughing. Not what I remembered making mind you haha.
Can I just confirm I do not punch my child and I was never and will never be married to my dad 😂🤣😂🤦♀️ loved it.
Oh wow! It's you!
Soooo.....what about your mum, your nan, or your long-lost brother? XD
Just kidding, glad you found it funny. :P
*GOOD!* God forbid if you actually did marry your dad. I would have gotten *so* mad and pissed off!
"How old are you?"
*"four"*
"Yeah thats definitely what i'd go for"
"I'm not quite sure what a chicken is"
Iᴛs ᴀ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ
"I like a bit of cream, obviously nothing on the face" lmaaaaooooo
"The way to Craig's heart is through his balls"
"I would describe myself as an alcoholic"
"The way to Craig's heart is definitely through his balls"
I'm dying 😂
You know you’re in for a treat when Mel mixes in the chocolate and salmon
_"He seems like a person."_
Eh... Not sure about that one.
At least she's got eyes, though
"Shes doing Craig!"
The 3 Fs:
1. Fit
2. Fashionable
3. Horrible feet
Literally in tears at this
I'm actually losing it over the 20 year old tarte😭😭😭🤣🤣
"I love cheese" ... "I'm not a big fan of cheese"
Men are so complex.
"So do you have any children?"
"Yeah, I kinda just punch them for a bit."
Bawled out laughing at that one! 😂
A perfect way to finish off the year is with a just james video for sure
"i have terrible taste in men" she's just like me fr
"The word egg is in there which is brilliant"
An intellectual
"So like fit, fashionable and really horrible feet" Spit my drink out.
It’s always been my dream to be a chocolate spread developer
What a great protagonist
It's a shame this one didn't get as many views as others have, it's one of your best!
“not sure what a chicken is”
“it’s a cheese”
*whispering*
“She’s very good, but she’s very very... Jamaican”
I hate how much these make me laugh. Pls never stop
First up
"de-cream Craig"
Welcome back, love your content. Let's get Manchester some film tickets.
"I like a bit of cream. Obviously nothing on the face."
I'm proud of you for being the first man in the world to acknowledge this, Just James!
Now *_THIS_* is what I call a New Year's Resolution!
The legend is back, baby.
Pulled pork... Never know how you say that.
Absolutely brilliant
"I love cream. Its mainly what I drink at home"
“20 year old tArt Chantei” man I’m creasing
Thanks for creating the most quotable videos on YT, James
You know it’s good when I’m already wheezing in the first 20 seconds
This is gold. Smile all the way through. Just the content I use RUclips for 👏
Welcome back Just James. Some of the cuts on these are so precise, it almost seems like that's what they actually said. Amazing work.
bro youre an artist through editing, absolute class
Menu 1: "I love cheese"
Menu 2: "I'm not a big fan of cheese"
😂😂😂
“I’m not sure what a chicken is”
“It’s a type of cheese’😂😂😂
"4? You're definitely what I'd go for so it's definitely a good start"
*Umm, Craig..*
It's got the word egg in there which is brilliant 🤣
crying with laughter, please keep making these!!!
So glad you’re posting again, mate. Your videos are always hilarious!
He's being given 5 ladies, but can only get sticky fingers with 3 of them. Oh my god. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
so glad you're back! your videos are so funny
Some top notch editing here 👌
“I’m not quite sure what a chicken is”
“It’s a cheese”
I don’t know why I find these so funny but thank you so much
This is the funniest one out of all of them.
Ah yes, I’ve been eagerly awaiting an upload ever since I subbed to you, keep up the hilarious work my friend!
Fantastic stuff, comedic timing is on point here, excited for more videos!
Yessss please don’t leave it that long again I miss your pure talent ❤️🙏
This channel is so underrated
"Im not quite sure what a Chicken is?"
"Its a cheese"
Glad your back keep uploading
Lmaooooooo stop I've not stopped laughing for about 10 minutes now 😂
so glad these are back, they're always jokes
Best New Years present ever! Back after 11 months!
2:45 legend 👏😂
Easily one of my favourite youtubers 😂❤️
James. you are a legend, your videos are hilarious mate
You are to over powered with the sentence mixing my freind
Hope to see more videos like this, in tears hahahaha
Just James, honestly you are gold at this.. Please do another traffic cops one pleaseeee 😂
Thank god your back
I just love the edits of him ignoring her questions just to say she looks nice
See you again in 2021!
He's back, and better than ever, but he's still Just James.
Thanks for making me piss myself laughing...not literally but you get my point
I thought this channel was gone
I'm glad it isn't
The word egg is in there which is brilliant