Couples Come Dine With Meme

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

Комментарии • 318

  • @josephlucatorto4772
    @josephlucatorto4772 3 года назад +417

    *Walks up to gay couple* So which of you is the static caravan and which is the naughty kitty?

    • @MW-dz8zy
      @MW-dz8zy 3 года назад +69

      Are they... you know, crispy?

  • @Owtyg23
    @Owtyg23 3 года назад +455

    I wish I could get in a 2 hour relationship.

    • @cameronclarkhull
      @cameronclarkhull 3 года назад +13

      It's called a one night stand 😂

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 3 года назад +33

      @@cameronclarkhull didnt know some blokes took that long

    • @urmumsballs69
      @urmumsballs69 3 года назад +6

      I sense two virgins in this comment section

    • @strawberryswisher.
      @strawberryswisher. 3 года назад +1

      @@cameronclarkhull my one night stands never last longer than 4 mins

    • @Yukari_Yakumo
      @Yukari_Yakumo 8 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@urmumsballs69I sense 5 virgins in this comment section.

  • @TobesOnYT
    @TobesOnYT 3 года назад +469

    woman: I don't know what's gonna be in it other than vegetables
    man: its 100% meat

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 3 года назад +14

      It's my favourite joke in the video

  • @matthias1691
    @matthias1691 3 года назад +230

    2:14
    -So Steve, what do you do?
    -I work in Boiled egg.
    -AAaaaAAaaaaahhhh

  • @unexpecteditem7919
    @unexpecteditem7919 3 года назад +261

    Elsie tosses Ollie, while Ollie nuts.
    *Lucky fellow*

  • @Keston1302
    @Keston1302 3 года назад +165

    "Steve's laughably small nob is wrapped in blood and then baked" Lol 😂

    • @residentsteve
      @residentsteve 3 года назад +7

      It really hurt too 😂.

    • @Keston1302
      @Keston1302 3 года назад +3

      @@residentsteve Lol 😂

  • @Bismaad
    @Bismaad 3 года назад +693

    This man creates masterpieces and masterpieces only. Truly a work of art

  • @javindo
    @javindo 3 года назад +1063

    I have immense respect for Just James having to sit through so many hours of this tripe to bring us such gold

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 3 года назад +80

      Did you just call Come Dine With Me tripe? You uncultured swine

    • @TheOriginalElkstone
      @TheOriginalElkstone 3 года назад +14

      @@Alex-cw3rz It's worse than bleeding out of your eyes

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 3 года назад +8

      @@TheOriginalElkstone not sure it's worth that 😉

    • @TheOriginalElkstone
      @TheOriginalElkstone 3 года назад +2

      @@Alex-cw3rz Somehow typoed. Yeah no this show is disgusting lol

    • @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey
      @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey 3 года назад +9

      He even had to sit through an episode with two benders

  • @Matthew-bu7fg
    @Matthew-bu7fg 3 года назад +60

    "Sean and Steve have a thirty-one and a half hour snog upstairs"
    Like all the best dinner parties.

  • @ml4757
    @ml4757 3 года назад +69

    3:41 "Steve's laughably small knob is wrapped in ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ and then baked."

  • @tommyhartley8066
    @tommyhartley8066 3 года назад +82

    The “daddy” bit got me 😂

  • @chillie1201
    @chillie1201 2 года назад +15

    "Its a gay couple" "I WILL GO TO BED"

  • @lewis4188
    @lewis4188 3 года назад +151

    When Just James uploads it's a great feeling

  • @danny954
    @danny954 3 года назад +116

    ‘I’m vegetarian, Ollie’s a bit odd’

  • @MasonOldridge
    @MasonOldridge 3 года назад +46

    3:41 "Steve's laughably small nob"😂

  • @ElysianLilith
    @ElysianLilith 3 года назад +61

    "The money was the important part-"
    *long pause intensifies*
    "We- we need money..." (3:55)

  • @crimzonheretic4575
    @crimzonheretic4575 3 года назад +34

    “Steve’s laughably small knob is wrapped in BLOOD”

  • @schteeve4759
    @schteeve4759 3 года назад +49

    The thing I admire most is that you often will use clips from the narrator's other work if their narration doesn't have enough funny lines. The Traffic Cops video used this technique brilliantly. Very clever.

    • @RenaissanceEarCandy
      @RenaissanceEarCandy 3 года назад +7

      Thinking about it, if went through a few series of come dine with with me, you could get the narrator to say anything you like.

  • @HittMadd
    @HittMadd 3 года назад +60

    2 seconds in and it’s already art

  • @A_J_Gaming83
    @A_J_Gaming83 3 года назад +44

    Life goes on hold as soon as I get a Just James notification.

  • @proudoliverofvatican
    @proudoliverofvatican 6 месяцев назад +2

    >Starter is called 'vegetables'
    Ollie: "it's 100% meat"

  • @lewispeake6691
    @lewispeake6691 3 года назад +39

    The perfect sequel to the original Come Dine with Meme.
    Just James is an absolute legend

  • @EnderJBrito
    @EnderJBrito 3 года назад +19

    2:50 "err, it's 100% meat."

  • @b8nnytez
    @b8nnytez 5 месяцев назад +2

    'Steve's sausage surprise' finished me! 😂
    Not like that......😮

  • @fishtankben
    @fishtankben 3 года назад +35

    Its 10 seconds in and im crying 😂

  • @rw3899
    @rw3899 3 года назад +6

    I'm just a retired bloody caravan

  • @shaydevlin5557
    @shaydevlin5557 3 года назад +17

    The legend has uploaded

  • @josephstjohn3871
    @josephstjohn3871 3 года назад +20

    Never stop uploading James 😂. You honestly brighten so many people's day

  • @danconnors9572
    @danconnors9572 3 года назад +16

    The Return of the King 😁

  • @georgecarder6305
    @georgecarder6305 3 года назад +14

    i’m trying not to wake everyone i’m my house up because i’m dying of laughter

  • @mitsimotsi
    @mitsimotsi 3 года назад +18

    When they say Come Dine With Me is spicy...
    I didnt know they meant like this

  • @Jameshill2002
    @Jameshill2002 3 года назад +6

    Yeah you’ve gotta love your daily just James, weekly, monthly. Jesus!!! Love you though

  • @Rachael774
    @Rachael774 2 года назад +2

    “We’re both very different”
    “I’m vegetarian and Ollie is a bit odd” 😭😭😂😂

  • @SR-zp4je
    @SR-zp4je 3 года назад +3

    Dude I just found your videos and I am giggling like a hysterical hyena. Please do some more! SAS Who Dares Wins, First Dates, anything like that would be fantastic 👌🏼

  • @oceanlikethewaves
    @oceanlikethewaves 3 года назад +8

    Just James us such a lad

  • @JohnSmith-ws1dp
    @JohnSmith-ws1dp 3 года назад +5

    We miss you james

  • @cd06tgc79
    @cd06tgc79 3 года назад +1

    "Steve's laughably small knob is wrapped in blood and then baked."
    "Hope you wash your hands..." 🤣

  • @anidleteen
    @anidleteen 3 года назад +4

    Core Just James you're really treating us this year! Two videos already
    And this is absolutely hilarious 😭

  • @nebbynetwork2089
    @nebbynetwork2089 3 года назад +5

    I haven't laughed so hard in ages
    Amanda will be deep fried in the bin just before serving haha love it

  • @BiPolar417
    @BiPolar417 3 года назад +2

    There are too many moments of this masterpiece to quote.

  • @Theottselmaster
    @Theottselmaster 3 года назад +2

    Always enjoy hearing when "Just James" will pop up!

  • @mcrae6279
    @mcrae6279 3 года назад +1

    oh my days the sentences are put together so smoothly, fantastic work mate

  • @BIRDMANzie
    @BIRDMANzie 3 года назад +2

    These are literally the only thing that make me laugh

  • @samfitzpatrick7891
    @samfitzpatrick7891 3 года назад

    Superb as always. These get better and better

  • @Rosie-ij3on
    @Rosie-ij3on Год назад +1

    2:53 was perfection 🤣

  • @ChadeGB
    @ChadeGB 3 года назад +2

    Well thanks, now I have to clean my keyboard after spitting tea all over it.

  • @technocarp
    @technocarp 3 года назад +1

    holy shit man this is your best yet, the 100% meat part made me cough

  • @peterbustin2683
    @peterbustin2683 2 года назад +1

    OMG Lol !!!!!!!!!! Dont try and drink a cup of tea whilst watching this - you'll never make it !

  • @aldrika3222
    @aldrika3222 3 года назад +2

    Funny man just James back at it again

  • @kharadron3561
    @kharadron3561 3 года назад +1

    The sequel 2021 needed

  • @snaxel6397
    @snaxel6397 3 года назад +7

    ayy he’s back

  • @DJL3G3ND
    @DJL3G3ND 3 года назад +4

    2:20 I was mid yawn but I cut it off by laughing

  • @dangerliesbeforeyou
    @dangerliesbeforeyou 3 года назад +1

    truly the sequel we needed in this trying time :')

  • @alexgawthrop1748
    @alexgawthrop1748 3 года назад +1

    "Elsie tosses oli while oli nuts, lucky fella" 😂belter man

  • @happybunniesbinky5250
    @happybunniesbinky5250 3 года назад +12

    The real question: Is colchester really in Britain? Is Just James a caravan?
    Hey Just James, some suggestions: GBBO, Rolling in it, beat the chasers, a vet related programme, taskmaster, any other uk game show

    • @Rhubarb.and.Crustard
      @Rhubarb.and.Crustard 3 года назад +1

      Not sure how well Taskmaster would work - it's got quite an absurd sense of humour on it's own sometimes

    • @dazwold
      @dazwold 3 года назад +2

      Great British Bake Off would be great

  • @XiagonLaghaim
    @XiagonLaghaim 3 года назад +2

    Liking it even before I watch it!

  • @jamesscott6626
    @jamesscott6626 3 года назад +1

    Honestly the best channel

  • @doodiedump9169
    @doodiedump9169 3 года назад +1

    I needed this. Thanks

  • @mx.blavery9505
    @mx.blavery9505 3 года назад

    this made me laugh out loud the entire time and i really needed that; thank you so much;;

  • @wildcamcraig
    @wildcamcraig 3 года назад

    Sir, this is your best one yet.
    Godspeed

  • @Bruss390
    @Bruss390 3 года назад +2

    How does this man not have 100k, he only makes bangers

  • @LordLoocker
    @LordLoocker 2 года назад +1

    "The money was the important part... We need money."
    Dead.

  • @coffeebot
    @coffeebot 3 года назад

    Thank you for delivering us this gold james

  • @archiec7960
    @archiec7960 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant as always james 😂

  • @gaylesbeautycorner1996
    @gaylesbeautycorner1996 3 года назад +1

    Love these videos, keep up the great content :)

  • @etiennethibault9247
    @etiennethibault9247 3 года назад +2

    Static caravan gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

  • @lozc
    @lozc 3 года назад +5

    As a Brummie I'm already in love 😂

  • @SpiralScratches
    @SpiralScratches 3 года назад

    another class production from JJ

  • @VincenzoInfi
    @VincenzoInfi 3 года назад +6

    Sean and I are *C R I S P Y*

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 3 года назад +4

    “Amanda’s fleSHH.”

  • @ihateweetabix8829
    @ihateweetabix8829 3 года назад +1

    Banger video james mate

  • @alexpennington8325
    @alexpennington8325 3 года назад +1

    'Amanda will be deep fried in the bin just before serving' cracked me up too much

  • @merkytippery
    @merkytippery 3 года назад

    Ah man, I've been waiting too long for this

  • @kerrjohnston4472
    @kerrjohnston4472 3 года назад +2

    This was a masterpiece

  • @richynero
    @richynero 3 года назад +1

    yes the king of youtube is posting agiain

  • @eviemh
    @eviemh 3 года назад +1

    I was just thinking about what to watch and I got this notification!

  • @hanaortiz7596
    @hanaortiz7596 3 года назад +1

    the comic timing on this is astounding

  • @zackblue3938
    @zackblue3938 2 года назад +2

    If this man ever returns he should do one for the Apprentice

  • @KuromiScarlet5030
    @KuromiScarlet5030 2 года назад +1

    0:01 take three couples
    "That one guy vomiting"

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 3 года назад +12

    Static caravan Steven would probably love to get to know retired bloody caravan Mo-Mo

  • @thechatkid6701
    @thechatkid6701 3 года назад +1

    Strong start as always

  • @mikeysof
    @mikeysof 3 года назад

    Brilliant. Glad to see more videos.

  • @danny954
    @danny954 3 года назад +4

    Had no idea couples come dine with me was this raunchy 🥵

  • @Minirover97
    @Minirover97 3 года назад

    Don’t leave another month before the next upload. This is gold

  • @ocelot2234
    @ocelot2234 3 года назад +3

    “Erecting daDDy” 🤣

  • @johnlalonde2906
    @johnlalonde2906 3 года назад

    One of the best yet proper funny

  • @harveydean677
    @harveydean677 3 года назад +1

    This has made my day 😂

  • @fred3729
    @fred3729 3 года назад

    The lord has returned

  • @henryjcollier
    @henryjcollier 3 года назад

    watching this while extremely tired and coming off caffeine is maybe the most confusing thing i’ve ever experienced

  • @TrainspottingWithAlfie
    @TrainspottingWithAlfie 3 года назад +5

    Hey Just James can you do Boiling in It, a video based off 'Rolling in It'?

  • @mashpopuk
    @mashpopuk 3 года назад

    Just James takes mundane TV and turns it into comedy gold

  • @Finnbo2000
    @Finnbo2000 3 года назад

    Best channel on RUclips

  • @nskeow
    @nskeow 3 года назад +1

    I genuinely don't laugh at anything nearly as much as a I laugh at these videos. YTPs made out of British TV shows is just too good 🙏🙏

    • @m15-k1r
      @m15-k1r 3 года назад +2

      This is better then a ytp as every 5 seconds it isn't just ear rape

  • @teddy5329
    @teddy5329 3 года назад

    Return of the king

  • @wij5186
    @wij5186 3 года назад

    The return of the king

  • @m_clips2370
    @m_clips2370 3 года назад +3

    I fully lost it at 0:36

  • @CubicCreeper7914
    @CubicCreeper7914 3 года назад +2

    Epic another video!

  • @DDogOfScotland
    @DDogOfScotland 3 года назад

    The legend returns

  • @squeak5213
    @squeak5213 3 года назад

    Wake up sweetie, new just James video

  • @MrCalls
    @MrCalls 3 года назад

    0:56 yesss the return of caravans