I Made Humans Colonize Europe For 1,000 Years - Worldbox
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- Today we're starting 2 humans off in Poland & seeing what happens over the course of 1,000 years in Europe! What empires will rise & fall, and how will the world change over 10 centuries? let's find out!
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I have this world that’s been going on for about 4500 years, and there’s been some crazy things that have happened. My favorite thing had happened in it was a Great War that lasted about 450 years, with 15k casualties
Imagine being born during that war.
And you die at the exact end
100 year's war: the sequal
"The war *Nice War* has ended!"
This reminds me of my world I had for 27,000 years and accidentally lost I had so many glitched and no longer obtainable units. There were some crazy wars and events that happened in that world
I loved the people just chilling in Iceland and watching 160000 people kill each other across the sea
Iceland is broken on this map
This is a war crime🗿
Historically accurate
Hehe *chilling*
the deaths were actually 160k not 16k
Ireland and Iceland being united by the oldest state in Europe was an unexpected ending but the conflicts look really realistic
State?
@@Barado_ state means country
@oriont-nr8oe no? many countries in the 20th and 21st century have called themselves state; you can also just google it. 2nd definition for it as a noun: a nation or territory considered as an organized political community under one government.
@oriont-nr8oe Rather confusingly, state can be used to mean the same thing as country, while it can also be used to describe one of the fifty American states. Yeah, it’s one of those ambiguous language things.
Oh, and state could refer to the government of a country too. For example, “The Mesopotamian state aided in the construction of irrigation canals, a critical technology of the time.”
The total deaths were actually 160k, not 16k, but whatev.
I also LOVE how Esophyw surived on iceland and Ireland for centuries.
0:10 chekusa era
0:53 new colony “miovo”
1:12 another colony “rorona”
1:19 the great ice age (year 40)
1:52 year 50 (agriculture advancements, fishing)
2:00 the end of the great ice age and the beginning of the heat age (year 80)
2:07 chekusa rebelion 80-110
2:13 the rise of muv (year 90)
2:30 the murder of susan
2:39 the end of chekusa
2:56 muv rebellion due to the greed of their leader 120-140 years
3:03 iphytub’s existence
3:18 the end of muv
3:35 the European war I [due to iphytub’s collapse] (154-170)
3:52 the rise of great ik (as well as other countries) + a new alliance with holy ivek and evinyv
4:14 iphytub’s end (by great ik)
4:17 massive wild fire in ivek (200)
4:23 the rise of sonyc and the European war II (210-220)
4:28 wild fire stopped and sonyc is dead (220)
4:46 a new country (kokugy) and another European war III (240-250?) and evinyv, ivek went against great ik. And towopo arrives
5:00 great ik dies
5:12 evinyv kills everyone causing the European war IIII (260-310)
5:32 ivek ends (275)
5:42 the war ends with only towopo
Part 2 is in the replies.
6:02 European war 5 begins due to rebels (315-368?)
6:11 empires spawn like crazy and try to kill evinyv (330)
6:15 evinyv tried to stop but it was too late
6:25 the original 4 that did the rebel made an alliance to take down evinyv. Same with the later 3.
6:42 evinyv dies
6:45 European war 6 (370?-380)
6:53 byleka and ocat dissolved treaty with ypoph and attacked them (same with the other alliance) and now everyone hates ypoph
7:02 ypoph ends in 380
7:10 the axe of great (the orignal four from evinyv) was now dissolved. Now it’s like a ffa.
7:15 ve attacks esophyw
7:20 esophyw is now in the uk
7:25 Ekiph and yta attacks byleka and starts the byleka war (400-420)
7:38 2 alliances were formed (yta and ekiph) and (ve and ilesh)
7:45 byleka goes bye bye
7:48 rebels left and right
7:56 holy ric (funny name) exists and alot more + the European war 7 starts (420-420?)
8:01 ric instantly dies
8:06 make and meg and esophyw joined yta ekiph’s alliance while ve and ilesh still being together
8:14 the great ice age war and both alliances go to war (490-520)
8:21 ve dies
8:26 ilesh and signed a treaty with every one else
8:27 everyone realized yta was their enemy due to yta being greedy
8:39 illesh ekiph and make attacked yta leading to “greed war” (550-630??)
8:41 make dies
8:45 yta attacks ekiph
9:14 meg attacks eso (630)
9:31 phany joins and ends meg
Thanks
dude thank you
@@mytromic basically what happened in yugoslavia
@@funnymonkeycomment1172 lol
boy, that's 161K deaths.
My world has had close to one million deaths.
@@ВашместныйагентКГБ the real world has 101B deaths
@@ВашместныйагентКГБlol
its because they began in poland
I'm kinda glad Esophyw and Phany (teehee) made it till the end, dunno why but I love it when old states in Worldbox just outlive their contemporaries by like, centuries on some island somewhere
Its like the existence of San Marino or the Basque people
@@kiboma4209 Once had a country form in the first 40 years of a world last until 6000+ years, by the end it had conquered the world, fallen from grace and come back again twice. At the end, the kingdom was relegated to an island, but none of the more recent kingdoms were ever successful in destroying it. The country survived was about 6050-ish years old.
@@karlisulmanis3810Wow!! That's impressive!
Teehee TEE fuckin hee
@@karlisulmanis3810 Complete annihilation: impossible
Any country giving a shit: *none*
It's very impressive that the first two humans didn't just immediately commit suicide after finding out that they spawned in Poland
😂
that's more of a Finnish and Japanese tradition
they just accepted their fate
Why?
Im polish so just asking lmao
@@matmat1488found the polish
the total deaths at the end was actually one hundred sixty one thousand
This game has so much potential
doesnt potential mean the game is meh but it can be very good?
this one is already gooda nd very awesooom
@@legobullymaguire1375 what you are mentioning is “wasted potential” but what I mean is that World box is already great and can become even greater in the future.
No potential in general means that something no matter what can become so much more
@@Skeletor1423 oh ok
@@legobullymaguire1375 you don't know what potential is bruh
I love that as time passed by, the capital of the largest empires eventually just moved west
I would have loved these type of games as a teen - some 50 years ago. I was so bored so often. I used to buy large, 2'x3' sheets of think-ish poster paper, draw world maps on them and invent strategy games, which never seemed to work very well. There were strategy board games that existed, but I didn't know about them.
I'm a teen rn and ngl i didn't know games like this existed and I did the exact same thing as you
@@lebarondevalois605 What's rn and ngl?
@@robs5688right now and not gonna lie
@@robs5688rn = right now
Ngl = not going to lie
@@robs5688 Right now, not gonna lie
For someone who had never heard about them before, you pronounced Corsica and Sardinia perfectly fine lmao
No way haha. I thought for sure I mispronounced them
@@mellon9 could you give us a download link or a steam link for this map pls?
Basiclly the history of china
United in breaking apart.
It's actually pretty fun that the pacing of this timeline suggests it was all a founding myth about the founding of Europe and her modern cultures. It began with the rise to power and eventual great unifier, Evinyv. Just like the titan Cronus, the fatherland was overtaken by his rebellious successor states who now seized dominion of the world. Then, this great era of heroes and war too came to an end with the death of its last and greatest successor state, the realm of the Yta, riven from within by the ambitious sons and daughters of Yta's old and defeated enemies.
With the last of the old order gone, the video leaves us an ambiguous portrait of an uncertain future. A new generation of nations with new ideas, tested by the crucible of an ever-growing byzantine world, boldly marches toward the future. But will they walk the same inescapable path of rise and fall as their forefathers?
holy shit dude write a book please
Epic comment
Time traveler: *moves rock*
World map:
Jesus this video was brilliant. Its been a long time since I’ve played WorldBox as i felt pretty burnt out, however now i REALLY want to go play it. Keep up the good work and please keep producing videos like this!
This man told a better story about worldbox than my teacher can about real history
your teacher must be a poor one
@@swordshield5592 that's most teachers in the U.S.
or you have no attention span, because school doesn't have colorful maps @@Aligames5747
Then I can only assume your history teacher is also enough of a moron to lump the entirety of the British Isles together as just the United Kingdom, which wasn't a thing for the vast majority of history
sorry for you but mostly I am fine and American. Math teachers are math teachers and I am bad at LA so whatever@@Aligames5747
you actually got the pronunciation of Corsica and Sardinia correct lol
Don't stop making this videos, you're the best RUclipsr of WorldBox
Its so cool to see you being so big now and how the quality has gone up
Ive had this world going for 48,000 years and the people seemed to develop immortality as a trait without me doing anything.
They can be killed but not die of old age. Some of the nobles were 5- 10 thousand years old
If Worldbox had a mode where you could be a ruler, like CK3, and lead armies into battle and all leaders had some sort of special ability, I would invest so much money into it.
That sounds like civilization.
sounds like total war and mount and blade
actually thats EXACTLY what those games are
if you want details reply and ill show ya
@@brightestlight9462they’re not at all lol. They’re really different
This is literally what Bannerlord is all about
@@brightestlight9462 I stumbled upon this comment 11 months later, but I've played both time and time again before I made this comment but they didn't really scratch that itch that I really wanted. Total war and mount and blade are however one of my favorite games and I'll continue playing them.
We know for sure the first state was a Polish state since a female was elected the King of it in the first 30 seconds (historically accurate)
Should’ve included Northern Africa and Turkey, would’ve made this 10x more interesting
your story telling is so fun it made me forgot I had the game too
0:36 historically accurate, poland's "Queen" Jadwiga was actually to maintain the title of a King (because nobles hat women)
The whole world start in Poland
Great video !
Big W for giving poland Krolewiec
Gywoto>Muv>Iphytup>Eviniv(wow Eviniv killed his father's murderer Ik)>Ilesh-Ekiph-Ve-Esophy The Northern Brothers(funny irony Ve killed his father, let's just say Eviniv was abusive specifically to Ve but the other brothers were trying to comfort Ve from doing such actions so we can paint him as probably a good guy)
Eviniv was stabbed left and right, however he was in good terms with everyone of his children except for Ve
Yta then hurled insults at Ve for being weak hearted that his father Eviniv punishes him and proceeds to murder Ve because Eviniv treated Yta well
Esophy called Ve in the wrong for not tolerating the abuse, so Ve attacked Esophy and won the Yta's argument
Ilesh allied with Ve he knows what he had been through and Ve died from Yta pushing into him(distant brother) and Ekiph betrayed his brothers despite knowing the context and sticked with his distant brother Yta just to be stronger than them
This will be remembered by Ilesh
Ekiph soon realized it's mistake and decided to ally with his recently betrayed brother Ilesh and Make(Nephew)
So now we had traitorous rise of Ekiph now realization arc Ekiph and now the somewhat fall of Ekiph then later the PEAK of Ekiph
Phany came out of Ekiph and wanted to kill Ekiph
Ekiph soon needed a break so Ilesh came out to save him
then the rise of Ekiph
Ekiph evicted his son Phany a fate of somewhere not good and expanded into the Holy Land and birthplace of civilization for the first time: Poland
However Ekiph then soon turned unlucky as Yta's revolting son and Ekiph's evicted son joined forces as a revenge on Ekiph
However Ekiph was without help of Ilesh, and had to fight an uphill battle
And Ekiph was stabbed and was cornered into the statue of where Ilesh ally Ve was once died on, in the north east of the world by betrayal
Ekiph then asked for help to Ilesh as he was being stabbed, but then Ilesh pulled out Ve's old gladius(mini sword), and about to stab him
Ekiph asked "Et tu? Ilesh?" before being given the final blow.
Ilesh was then given truce by Yta, the accomplice for Ve's murder...
Yta soon changed his mind and attack Ilesh along with Yta's rebel son Osary with his allies(His rebel son Hi and Cheboku, Ekiph's rebel son Phany, and Ilesh's rebel son Ityp)(Thats a lot of rebel sons he allied with)
However none of that mattered as Hi switched sides with Osary and Ilesh leaving Cheboku, Phany and Ityp as enemies
Yta, bein backed into a corner, back in the far north east... Yta trips on his toga, walking back away from Hi, he could see the shores, however his multiple stabs wounds won't be long after he collapse, Ilesh grabs out Ve's gladius and slowly approaches Yta's pale body, Yta barely could barely even make the words: I found Europe built of bricks; I leave her clothed in marble. Have I played my part well? Then stab as I exit.....*screen fades to black as repeated stabbing noises happen gradually getting faster, which slowly fades into rapid clapping*
Ilesh>Lives
Title Screen: Sons of Eviniv(a World box generated story).
Just for less confusion:
Esophy's line: Eviniv>Esophy>Lives
Yta's line: Eviniv>Yta>Make
Phany's line>Ekiph>Phany>Lives
Ityp's line: Eviniv>Ilesh>Ityp
Oh yeah fun fact: Everything starts with Eviniv
and everything ends with:
Eviniv>Ekiph>Phany
Eviniv>Ilesh(The only brother that didn't have a rebel son)
Eviniv>Esophy(Wasn't an accomplice to Ve's murder, but still got a worse fate)
Eviniv>Esophy>Esophyw
Eviniv>Yta>Osary
Eviniv>Yta>Hi
Eviniv>Yta>Inugo
It would be better if we had a storyteller in the comments to fix this
6:00 As your only viewer from Corsica, no, you were not wrong lol
'Rebellions and war'
Europeans : relatable
Funny enough, I had a WorldBox advert
Love the story telling
8:00 Shut up MEG xD
There's a reason why Europe is called the "Theater of the World." 2 words. Constant Wars.
I mean, Asia and Africa historically had a fair share of wars, the Europeans were just the best at keeping records of even the smallest of skirmishes
@@karlisulmanis3810QA Chinese civil wars are on another league of chaos compared to Europe
@@architech02
>Chinese civil war erupts
>2500 trillion perish
I love this. Telling a story like its set in a fantasy world (if that world was just Europe) like its LotR, DA, Witcher
I like those borders 3:01 💀
Fr
"...One of his main characteristics was that of being peaceful!"
Oh, so this world's Able! So where's Cain?
Probably Ashyh.
Then that means seth is either kima shietu.
i like how people in worldbox can casually become older than the world
I love Esophyw just sitting in the islands and not declaring war on anybody
What if you made this a series including other continents, North America, Asia, South America, and Antarctica
realm of the towopo = Holy Roman Empire 5:19
HRE 2 electric boogaloo
The Phany wanted to grow larger 💀
Congrats Great Ilesh for being the longest lived civilization.
9:06 looks like ww2 remastered
yeah
Great Ilesh survived from 318 to the very end. Good on them
I like how Esophyw outlived the Yta.
8:40 bro made his own operation barbarossa
This is history.
thanks for starting the video with my country that's a reason to subscribe
People:The video was great
Other People:But the video just came out 5 secounda ago
People every 20 years:
TIME FOR ANOTHER REBELLION!!!!!!!!
I remember trying to save my oldest kingdom by nuking the other kingdoms but they still got destroyed so i just called it fate
It was like 1400 years old
This really took *Europe is caos* to a different level
Poland as always in the middle of the action
6:14 looking kinda like No no Germany
0:05 Kaliningrad is Polish 💀
Also Nakhichevan is Armenian and Odessa is Moldovan lol
As it should be. Those pesky russians don’t deserve it after all the bad they done to a poor country
Hell yeah we annexed it 😎
Polish.
As everything should be.
7:58 meg from family guy finally became useful 😂😂😂😂😂
You should do a WW2 map but the German nation is orc while all other nations are elves.
German should be a Dwarf considering that's their mythological creature
should be opposite lol
mongolians as orcs invading from eastern side of map
This was like every scenario possible at the same time
You correctly pronounced Corsica and Sardinia👍
i know its only about europe, but in my opinion adding little bit north africa and adding turkey with gruzia would make this map even better.
can’t believe they fought that hard over beans and biscuits. Also 240 years and nobody going to spain says A LOT.
Its too hot
The Phanny 💀
Great job I love the video
from minute 5 I realised its basically WW2
Make more story telling videos
My dream game would be world box, but youre the human, you can fight in wars, lead a country, attend elections, vote, or just live as a reglar citizen, and it all being in one large server with the world map as the map, you could pick your spawn point and role (farmer, soldier, politician, builder or a soldier trainer etc.) It would be so fun playing with friends (unrelatable, since i dont have friends) and you could also lead a rebellion...
(Continiuing at 10 likes)
This guy needs to be a history teacher
Bro total deaths are 160,000 not 16,000. There is a large difference between those numbers
I love this video style
Nice Video👍🏻❤️
They need to keep adding to this game and grow it! It had potential to be incredible but the problem is they are such a small team.
This has so much potential!
Was it only me but did u guys see that 6:55 an meteor hit russia?
just u
@@Grassplant2012 bro is 11 months late 💀🗿
world history... meanwhile Worldbox worlds haveing some of the most complex lore known to man
(muffled) *I love how Irish Land is Iceland, I am next to a Megalosaurus bone, sooooo, hmm!*
This is logical, and specific as Megalosaurus remains to my knowledge HAVE been discovered in Ireland!
Welcome to history class, not trying to hurt, your story telling reminded me of history class but entertaining
It would have been more fun if you had delved deeper into the clans which are essentially geopolitics, terrains (Should've been a more detailed europe), bioms (terrains again), and cultures, but overall it's a fun video.
Its funny that Susan became king of Poland because there was actually a woman who became the king of Poland when it was united with Lithuania
Realm of the Ve actually historically looked like the swedish empire
"C-colonize europe? That's not how it's supposed to go!"
-Some french guy probably?
About first 2 guys in Poland (im from Poland btw) you know names in my country are "a bit" complicated ? Just ... Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz... It may look easy to pronaunce, but its not! xD
The man name was Lima, right? In Polish full name ending with -a is feminine, for men is diminitive
@@koriolakorni5041 exacly
I can pronounce this as a Russian.
At some points I feel like I'm seeing some cursed late game Crusader Kings II gameplay.
Being the first of a great and dedicated RUclipsr is another feeling
I feel like I just had a history lesson on nonsense - great vid XD
Hold up how did they reproduce so fast 40 people in 15 years
The children reproduced
Thanks for liking
I love how the map shows kaliningrad as a part of poland
mom can we get eu4?
no honey we have eu4 at home
eu4 at home:
I Prefer CK3
Cant believe I wasnt taught this in school
why does Poland have kalinigrad
Looks better
amazing. this is art
Entertaining but the names become confusing fast
I was so invested in this
5:55 you didn't pronounce them wrong
is everyone gonna ignore the "The deaths stood at 16 000" while the counter says 161 149? lmao
As an Irish person I just want to say ireland gets now like 3 days a year at most and it almost never lays
How to get this map?
Steam workshop
@@Andrewfriablelogic51 what is it called
@@Niko.oneshot44 its just called europe map...gotta look for it tho
I love how the beginning went from Polish-Lithuania to the Khelmynytski revolt.
10:01 ekiphs population 💀