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- Опубликовано: 25 янв 2024
- New research shows that a third of Britons are falling behind world education standards in subjects such as Maths, English, History and Geography.
The UK Government claims to be investing more in these subjects leading up to the 2022 election, but critics say it may be "too little, too late."
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Love the videos you guys make! Unfortunately as someone who went through the British education system I have very poor budgeting and financial planning skills and life skills in general so am nearly always broke. When this changes, which is looking ever less likely by the day, I'll be sure to show my appreciation. Keep up the great work!
(Also had an idea for a sketch you're welcome to consider/use. Tory primary school teachers, teaching toddlers how not to share etc.)
Brilliant!
Who would've thought that defunding the education system through 20 years would've had an impact, innit?
started with thatcher. not blair. labour put a lot more money into schooling that the tories do. because tories love thick people, their core voters.
Yea, standads have rilly droped.
Shows how standards have fallen in the teaching of history.
As a Sydneysider, I’m appalled they don’t know we’re the capital of Australia.
australia doesn't have a capital.
Isn't it 'A' anymore?
My god I thought everyone knows it's Vienna !
euhm ... what or who is Australia? Is it edible?
I thought it was Dapto.
It's a sad state of affairs when a news presenter can't tell us what a lovely story we've just heard, standards are dropping!
Iz that wot 'e woz tri'in 2 said?
The government's response to the report was "like wateva innit know what I mean"
Excellent as always from Larry and Paul 😂
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching - please share the link!x
Oh jeez. With only the quarter in the top 3%! Ffs I’m trying to eat my lunch!
Sidney’s the capital of Austria, I knew that
I told my son's teacher 40 years ago that standards had fallen. Teachers are now thicker than the pupils.
Can’t have that. I have teachers in my family and they are by no means thick. They are however handcuffed to teach a curriculum that is put together by academics, who have never stood in front of a class of feral middle class kids.
I shouldn't have generalised. I apologise, I know teachers who are highly intelligent and very good at their job. As you say, teaching a curriculum put together by others who have never set foot in a classroom is difficult. A lot of what they have to teach is more political than academic. @@bridiesmith5110
and who was in power 40 years ago? tories.
@@bridiesmith5110 The use of the word feral is highly questionable and not appropriate. There are serious problems in UK schools, including in middle class areas. The issue is no longer confined to the inner cities as it once was- worsening behaviour and lack of parental support has fanned out in the last fifteen years. An OFSTED report in 2014 said that in some schools ( so called) low level disruption is causing up to a day of learning per week to be lost. It will be worse now.
The calibre of teachers has definitely deteriorated in the last fifteen years. Many are obtaining places on training courses who would not make it over a decade ago, and it is clear that the general level of intelligence and competence has declined. There are undoubtedly exceptions, whereby some trainee teachers are highly competent and obviously have a lot to offer education. One third of all newly qualified teachers do not teach beyond three years and one quarter have left within five years. A recent article in The Guardian highlighted the issue of head teachers having to appoint staff who are not up to standard simply to ensure classes are covered. Standards have fallen- a string of GCSE grades 8 or 9 is probably the equivalent of the old 'O' Level grade B, broadly speaking. Grade inflation has definitely happened.
@@kanedNunable but councils were in charge of education. If you lived I labour area you tried to get your kids into school in neighbouring Tory areas.
When I was a little children I wus taut proper England.
😂
Yet GB News still gets viewers and the Daily Mail online still reports on people having ample assets and flaunting their curves or some such stuff.
Exactly.
I got a curve, I am so lucky. I can draw squiggly lines on paper, I am an expert at squiggly lines now.
Because only thick, ignorant people vote for the Tories. Thatcher was playing the long game by making future generations dumber, thereby making more Tory voters.
@@Demun1649 Congratulations, you've just qualified as a geometry teacher.
@@zacmumblethunder7466 I don't know that I'd be any good. I was an English teacher, and history. Geometry is similar to mental arithmetic, it makes my brain explode.
This won't end good, if things that have happened in the past has taught us anything.
Then the grown ups will step in and up, cause that’s what we’re for…changing the ending with just an imagination 😎
@@charlottebowes7666 Look wot U dun to me bwane. Zzzzzzzttttt. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@@Demun1649 English mate, English…
@@charlottebowes7666 he dunt speak Inglish!
@@FatNorthernBigot at least I can decipher what you’ve written…
These news bulletins are genius 😂
Hey, maybe our PM has a spare three million quid he can donate to British education. Every Penny helps.
Penny Mordor didn't do so well at skool.
@@Demun1649 You saw what I did there 😉
@@stephengraham1153 I did. That's why I brought her into a clean room. 😜🤪
What a lovely story
Thank you Winkleman Mince for raisin this impotunt subjec! 😂
Good to see Britain leading the way.
Other countries can only gawp in astonishment as we leave them in our wake! Unfortunately we're going the wrong way :)
We are not 27th. YET. Trumpanzee land is there already, and producing very well-trained pre-humans, who can eat nothing but cheeseburgers, poop their pants, and has syphilis to boot.
At least you are keeping up with the USA.
No…..Britain is far worse!
Hardly surprising when considering that the House of Commons Hooligan used to be a teacher.
He taught PE and "humanities". From what I can gather off various websites, "Humanities" appears to be a "Jack of all trades, master of none" job.
I will broach the subject the next time I see my neighbour who is a headteacher and fervent Tory hater. So between sticking up for her profession and sticking it to the gobshite, I may get a clearer picture.
As for him teaching PE. I'm not bluddy surprised, they're all brain dead thugs.
The adver that appeared following your lovely story report was for memory loss/brain rot just as I was about to report on how my normalised scrambling for the correct words was akin to your reporting style. Absolutely brilliant sketch 😂😂😂. Made my day.👏👏
Absolutely brilliant. Hillarious and so true!!👍
Guys i can't figure out if this was a piece about poor educational standards in the uk or a representation of the journalistic standards at GB News and Talk TV!!!!! Either way, very funny as always!!!!!
Couldn't have been gb news or talk tv. They weren't shouting
@@-xirx- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
Nice thing!
"Society of Associated Professors (Yale) / The International Thinktank Workgroup - Advocating Necessary Key Subjects". A friend of mine REALLY wants a job there.
Good spot!
What a lovely channel!
I was a teacher in England for 3 years after doing Teach first (mainly as a mad challenge) but did well. Compared to the Republic of Ireland and France, the teenagers in England knew very little of their own history or the main themes of history. It explains alot as history and politics are completely interwined. I remember a parent challenging me when I showed how the Daily express was not a reliable source for a presentation assignment, it was a total conjecture piece of lies.
It was on the tip of her tongue to tell me to go back to Ireland. I eventually did go back where children are generallly brighter as the state teaches History better and there is less of a pervasive tabloid culture.
German here: I feel this so hard. I once didban animal care course with an A-level student and she complained that she had 5 lessons plus 2 hrs homework each day. I had 6 lessons and 2hrs homework from the age if 10. Steadily increasing, especially the amount of homework we did. We also sat more exams and had much more to study on a daily basis. People in England are astonished that I have basic lifeskills that we were taught in year 3 primary school. 🤷🏾♀️
Teacher here, can't stop laughing !
Delighted to hear it!
"In front of a Tesla" 😂. Lovely story
You guys should take this to the West End Theatres!!! So excellent 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
Won off ure goodest eva. Fanks loads. Mite cher.
An other cohearant nd acurate report well talked. Thnx.
Always worth the wait!!!
finali a propah nues stori!
Love it!love it! love it!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I teach in FE and this is bang on the money. Innit....
What a lovely story.
A pinnacle in genuine, unmitigated tea-baggery !
Almost chuffed my Bovril on the cat I larfed so hard !
Nice thing!👏😂
Belly laughing 🤣
👏 brilliant
As a maths tutor working in the adult sector, can I say that I am simplarry appauled by this? When I was growing up we wouldn't of stood for it, we knew how many beens made five. Thank goodness I live in Yorkshire rather than wherever this place they are talking about is.
What a lovely story.!
I nearly died laughing.
Lol perfect
Voted as most erudite,by the class of 2023.
After many consultations and research to find out the meaning of the word "erudite".
A professor came up with the answer ,after consulting with Fred ,the janitor ,who was educated in the 1960s.
Winkleman.......the UK's new Stanley Unwin. Much plenty cobblodes.
5 seconds in and already pissed myself
Clean up then carry on!
Ha ha!😅 it's almost true by minus 33% You get me!?😅
Story very Lovely!!
In my day we learned French not Fluently as a foreign language.
In my school in the 80s it was French for the majority, German for the topsetters and Spanish for the not so clever(Spanish deemed the easiest to learn)
Even more better
The only thing missing from this news report was ‘like’ or ‘bro’ 😂😂😂
'innit'
@@Simes158 ‘right’
An loverly storee, carnt stop larrfing Larrie & pawl.
In front of a Tesla 😂😂 as always just so good 👏🏻👏🏻
Its happening all around the world Year by year , day by day education is going low , its like the gov knows about everything and knows it and they happy for it , smh.
Well, exactly. Please do share the link x
Apparently since antiquity at least, as I believe (Aristotle?) was already saying it.
And yet, somehow, we are much more learned than ever before.
Canberra is the capital of Australia, not Sydney.
Is is not. Its Sidney is the catipal of Austria
Why is that place Canberra so important? All the oligarchs who sponsor the politicians live in Sydney. The UK education curriculum has got it right, in a truly meaningful sense! 😊
Fake news!!!
Almost wet myself laughing😅😅
This episode reminded me of trying to read comments on Facebook posts.
Nice thing 🎉
I was like, haha that's soo funny!
Hillaireeus az all ways. Shairin wiv my m8s. Err .. init blud?
Just how the tories like it.
Exactly. Keep the plebs ignorant and they'll believe anything: The Daily mail, GB News, that they didn't steal £50Bn of tax payers money for themselves and their chums, that they did a great job during Covid despite having the highest death rate in Europe, that Johnny foregner is invading Ingerland and taking all our jobs or that Brexit was a good idea and not complete madness as every economist in the world stated.😵💫
nice thing
like...er...absolutely
Look at the minsters who have come and go our just failed the exam?
Very good. I like the capital of Australia question .... the real answer is of course Kangerooberra.
Excellent!
Brilliant as always. 😂
Great job. All news reports will be like this in 2035
I think if it continues this way news won't be based in reality it will be based on "this is my truth"
@@settleceWhat a great idea for a TV show.
Sorry, GBNews already have several shows based on the idea.
Superb!
I love how it gets progressively worse throughout XD
Education budget shrinking by the second!
Maybe we need to get a star player, perhaps. Liz Trust of. take on education.? And she could have Jimmy Dimly as her support.. At least they get the financing right.
Sydney is the financial capital of Australia. That's all you need to know when those pommie skool graduates go looking for jobs in Australia though one of the many immigration loopholes... How much education do you need to be a recruiter, marketer, or real estate agent in Australia nowadays?
Grate gnus....but whorabowt di wedder??
Me? Fail English? That's unpossible!
If you fink mi inglish is bad you should see mi maffs! 😂
De yoof of Britain say "so effing wot mate"
The lack of education content on TV doesn't help the education levels of adults either, research study that repeats of repeats will eventually turn a adult brain to mush.
Agreed, then you sit there all, day watching RUclips videos 😮
@@steveholmes381 There is some education content on RUclips, finding it is a needle in a haystack
@@steveholmes381 At least you can choose what to watch. I subscribe to quite a few educational channels.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Hilarious!!
Ded good like!😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
whens the next live show lads? Last one was at least 37 ago
That's the problem with schools these days. We need another 7 year root-and-branch review of education to tell us how terrible everything is. Of course we don't have money for paying teachers or building schools to reduce classroom sizes or modernise facilities, do you have even the most basic idea of the cost of a 7 year root-and-branch review of education? These things aren't cheap. We need to get back to basics. Back in my day we were taught the three R's. Reading, Writing and Spelling.
I fink dis is fun-e !🤣
Why can't they talk inglish proper now? When we wos young, we would of got told of.
Wel gud!
Very good!
I like how everything got progressively worse through the video😂
Outch, this is really painful to listen to. 😂
Well i feel enbiggend buy watt i halfe learning goot wurk is ollways lads . Licking forward to moor newz
😂😂😂😂
not down the other one, necks: micro plastics in our brains has no ill effect says tory environment minister
Brilliant. Just like reading the comments from knuckle draggers on facetube.
Annuvver scupe four browkin nooz. Like, yer no?
ded bad at riting n mafs . 😂❤
😂😂😂👏👏👏
It's a good thing that being dumb like everyone else is more fun than being smarter than everybody else.
_"But, but, but... UK Universities are world-leading!"_ Sure, I guess (how do you measure that though?) but that doesn't help the majority that doesn't go to uni.
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Wutta luvly stoory
Dustgisting.