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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Tributes have been paid after the death of 'Context.'
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Context Usage National Termination Society had me spitting my coffee! 😂
Amounts to the acronym CUNTS !! Like the increasingly reactionary media which is full of CUNTS!!
I'll see you next Tuesday!
@@221b-Maker-StreetThanks, I hadn't noticed that!
That was a brilliant strategy by Disney though. That search algorithm thing.
It worked a treat.
Needed that 😂😂😂
Thank you! Please share heartily!
Yay! A new Broken News! Maybe they'll premiere it on the Thursday night live stream?!!!!
Ouch. The guilt is strong.
@@larryandpaul It doesn't matter, you ain't working there no more. 😩😫🥱😦😧😭😭😱
I think you need to let that Disney Frozen conspiracy go.
Very good! But it's definitely true!
Genius. Keep it up!
I saw where this joke was going because previously, Monty Python. And I don't care The backspacing was the beautiful spin that made this work so well.
I for one was completely distracted by the newsreader's lack of cufflinks. What a disgrace
Haha! This wasn't one of them!
So much more than satire! This is genius! You are bloody artists.
(I appologies in advance if the use of the word bloody has made anyone feel offended)
(I appologies in advance if including the word bloody in previous appology has made anyone feel fascistic)
(I appologies in advance if including the words bloody and fascistic ... oh !!! Fuck It)
Very good! Please share!
RIP Context. Say hi to Truth on the other side
We hear nuance is on its deathbed.
I suppose this is the end of Broken News :(
We might get uncancelled on a right-wing outlet.
Those in the news who think about complex issues are "drowned out by a tidal wave of thick idiots who desperately wanted people to pay attention to them". Spot on!!
Sorry to report the truth.
Yes the news is terribly dumbed down seeking click bait views rather than serious debate about serious issues.
Excellent - loved the ending - how many times can I use the same joke and still make it funny? It depends on the context (obvs!).
We could have kept that going for hours!
We honestly considered going further
@@larryandpaul Not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved!
So sad to one of our finest journalists- Teddy Mezzanine- silenced in the way, merely for speaking the truth....
It's very sad. Please share!
The people responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
Genius! Far too accurate to be just humour!
When satire hits a bit TOO hard... 😅😢😅😢
Sorry about that - please share!
I really hope this isn't the end of Broken News! Maybe these guys can get a job at GB News?
There definitely far to clever and informed for GBeebies.
The news reader needed to get sacked anyway he wasn't even properly dresses! Positively half naked, showing so much of his wrists.
I always knew that CONtext was trying to blind us to the truth, so very glad to see that it's gone. Great video, lads :)
It's one more step to defeating the deep state!
Better than LABtext, and I say that as a member of the Context Usage National Termination Society.
@@markd1516 Ah, interesting point. I meant "CON" as in "attempt to fool us" but yes it could be a political reference :)
Very good.
And this is constructive I promise, not meant as an insult: if you tighten up the editing a little and keepakong stuff like this, your channel is going to to skyrocket 🙂
Thank you! We look forward to it!
I have to admit, the news of Context passing took me out.
Thanks Guys.
Thoughts have been provoked.
Sounds pretty sexy. Please share!
Context Usage National Termination Society
Know any members?
@@larryandpaul You're entering firmly into 'Carry On' territory there!
@@carlpeberdy9086 pretty sure Carry On films never dropped a c bomb! 😊
@@larryandpaul oh there's plenty of them, I hear Boris was a founding member. Member being the operative word.
@@originalbadboy32 Matron!!
I am absolutely shocked I’ll say it again shocked and appalled by the language, I need to go and lie down, for a while.
We are very sorry - please share!
This needs a more in depth report.
Just read today that Steve Bell has been sacked for submitting a cartoon about the Israeli PM performing surgery on himself, removing a Gaza shaped piece of flesh, wearing boxing gloves. He has been sacked because someone at the Guardian decided that they were going to reference Shylock from the Merchant of Venice and talk about anti Semitic tropes.
Context is definitely dead.
Everything is about blind statistics now no context at all
Best one yet! Loved every second of this video, thanks!
Thank you! Please do share!
As always what can I add. just priceless. Spent time enjoying comments from fellow decontextualizers of the"Context usage National Termination Society" .
I feel offended and sickened by the anchor's TinTin quiff. When oh when oh when will Broken News stop forcing this kind of offensive couiffure-ey on an unsuspecting public? I've shared this video for maximum offense.
We can only apologise and have terminated the hair and makeup person's contract with immediate effect.
Well at least you guys can still fill us in
NO ONE fills me in. I'm Trained ain't I? I can look arfter meself, yer know?
(Looks up dictionary to make sure words are appropriate)
Superb! You played a blinder ther…oh b*gger… 😖😉😂
*alerts RUclips to hate speech*
This video should be added to the National Curriculum! 😬
We agree! £1,000,000 and it's theirs!
Context Usage National Termination Society - very subtle...
We thought so.
Your best yet. Delicious !
Context is dead on Broken News
I would like to add some context to this video.
No, wait, where are you taking me? Is this a dark alley?
Your contract has been terminated for use of the word "dark".
Nice one. I was quite excited for this one and wasn't disappointed.
Python revisited in 2023. Nice.
Thanks Rob! Please do share!
Brilliant as ever!
Thank you! Please share!
RIP
This was 6 months ago??? Why wasn't this more broadly reported on, it would explain soooooooooo much about the discussions I was trying to have, which were totally derailed because the other person claimed I was making up things which didn't exist and wouldn't matter even if they did.
I shall endeavour to utilise baseless assertions from now on, accompanied with gaslighting and strawmen. I used to be afraid of gaslighting being used with strawmen, but now that context is dead, the risk is averted.
It's a bummer that I'm a wage slave these days. I just heard my contract was cancelled with immediate effect.
You're banned from this channel. Disgraceful.
@@larryandpaul Bummer
That Frozen thing was clever. But wasn’t that exactly what BoJo did when he was interviewed and he started about his weird bus collection
I'm mildly annoyed by the news and although i haven't taken the trouble to watch the video i'm sure it's all the fault of the people that i don't like
Context is dead. Bummer.
Your contract has been terminated.
BRILLIANT!!! 😆😆😆
Thank you! Please share!
Best yet!
Thank you! Please immediately share, everywhere!
0:55 great acronym
Thanks!
Alas, due to the lack of staff available (who have all had their contracts terminated for using the words "bummer" and "slaves" in the latest edition, #BrokenNews has been cancelled and no further editions will be made.
And I've just heard my own contract has just been terminated for the use of the words "bummer" and "slaves" in my previous comment.
Some people have developed an allergic reaction.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Please share!
@@larryandpaul will do!!
Joke 😂
Yep
The anticipation is killing me
Lol very good.
Context died already in February 2022, when the entire world suddenly changed in a minute with zero reference to any previous events, political interests, movements, treaties, warnings or analyses. The shock was attributable to one source only, which had the sole power to change the lives of seven billion humans in an instant. Amazing.
What was it?!
There was only one shock in Feb. '22 and it was attributed not to a wider context (Feb. '14 is equally significant) but to one single source. The Politcs-Media complex likes it simple. @@larryandpaul
Bummer!
I can't find the live shows anymore - are you still doing them?
No they are on a break.
That would explain it - thank you.
@@Nautilus_Music but keep your eyes peeled there might be something special later this year ...
They're putting them out unlisted now - after making all the effort it would be such a shame if the wrong people watched
Perfect 🙂
Thank you! Please share!
Oh that's bordering on Jeanious, guys!
I'm perfect without context. I cancel others to remind myself of how perfect I am. 😂
Quite right!
Brilliant...
Mwah x
The meta joke on the end is a thing of beauty! Giggling like a child over here. Wait, can I say that out of context? 🫢
I’m sorry, @algfourty9185, your cancellation has been brought forward due to your inappropriate use of words referencing the beauty of giggling children. Please terminate your contract with immediate effect.
I'm sorry, @Jim1255783, your cancellation has been brought forward due to your inappropriate use of words referencing [REDACTED]. Please terminate your contract with immediate effect.
@@algfourty9185 I got someone on it already. Both of you, not just the contracts, are being bloodily killed dead. Oh, Fuffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, I typed a rude word, "bloodily", (this usage supplied as reference, not content, or to place in context). I've put myself on the "To Be Terminated" list.