The cheesecake full of bees is what Malsumis is like. And then someone comes and he's like "I have bee poison.", so they put it in the cake and kill the bees, but then it's poisonous, but then they say "I also have the antidote, it'll make it safe, but some bees wil live." So now you have a cake, with bees, that may or may not sting you. That is also Malsumis.
i just LOVE this Ichigo. Everything he says... "I respect your cultural identity" "It takes a bigger man to admit that he's wrong" *"GET BACK HERE YOU OVERGROWN MOTH BALL!!!!!"* "But unless you're going to appeal to the British royalty for me on behalf of american settlers, I don't really give-......*You Have My Attention.*"
Kisuke "For sure every single one of them,dead.It's not like they have a standing army just sitting there..waiting..in the shadows.." Us in 2022 "Yeah about that..."
@@ProjectMouthwash ok I haven't read the manga past Aizen's defeat but I kinda figured there HAD to be more quincy out there other than Ishida, his dad, and Ichigo
"The slow part???" Damn man. I'm gonna need to buy me a seat belt for this chair. And maybe a helmet too because... well.. you know... so I don't make a mess when yadda yadda you know the rest.
Okay, I'm gonna level with you....this is one of the funniest abridged series I've seen, and I've saerched high and low for some good ones that weren't takahata101 or littlekuriboh, very quick witted, and I like how you're not making characters just one archetype and that's their entir character like some abridged series does it
Are you suggesting Soul Reapers have some method of preventing hollows from being born? There is no technology that detects souls on the verge of becoming them.
Their job is to pass souls onto the next stage of the afterlife, before they become/are eaten by hollows. Also, their phones detect souls, don't they? Are was that just hollows they detect?
King Nano They detect Souls at short ranges, but not from Soul Society. Soul Society can only detect hollows after they come into being. That's why Soul Reaper's are assigned to patrol areas/towns, but they can't be everywhere in those spaces at once. These limitations are exactly why they and the Quincies are at odds, because despite their best efforts there's no way for a Soul Reaper to immediately appear where a hollow is(as well, hollows can remain hidden and undetected in Hueco Mundo where nothing can locate them until they come out to hunt). It's like saying, "An I.T. guy is supposed to fix my computer, but why doesn't he arrive before my computer breaks to prevent it from breaking?"
Fair enough. Though, you'd think they'd have found a way to detect non-hollow souls by now. To use your analogy, I.T. guys can install anti-virus and virus detection software in an attempt to stop the problem before it starts.
If you take the analogy that far it falls apart. The only reasonable thing that would be analogous to is installing preventative measures in every living soul, which is ridiculous. Besides, hollows are a naturally occurring phenomenon. Not any kind of afront to the nature.
Dude Chad is the best. Best joke so far is Chad and his butt buddy. If there is ever an official bleach abridged like there is for DBZ, then this Chad persona is the one they need to use.
Also, not to burst Uryu's bubble, but he missed a few details that would have lent credence to his theory. -Why does Soul Society have a forest full of Hollows in it? -Why, if the Soul King is all powerful, does he have such inept underlings? -Why did Soul Society not notice the giant army of Quincies camping right on their doorstep? and most importantly... Why is it that Kisuke Urahara and Yoruichi Shihouin are always one step ahead of every enemy Ichigo and Soul Society have ever faced? ...Is Urahara secretly the Soul King? Is he manipulating everything from the shadows just to dick around with everyone?
1 There is no forest in SS that is full of hollows. 2 You really think, an underling 20 levels below the "Boss" is just as competent as him? Also he's not exactly all powerful, he's not even alive. 3 They're in a different dimension. 4 They're not, the only thing they knew was that Aizen was a bad guy, bc they had a prior beef, that's why he prepared to fight him.
The thing I love about this series is that in my opinion most other abridged shows take a character and focus on one of their more prominent traits. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with this method as there are many shows which work brilliantly with this style but I believe this show is different, no character feels exaggerated, instead their personalities are just slightly tweaked and as such come off as feeling more layered.
That part where Kisuke was talking and Ichigo was blocking the cero was actually pretty epic! I think I'm gonna take that advice and look in the mirror everyday now.
I may be going crazy here, but at the end did Kitsuke quote one of the terminator movies. You know with the whole "they don't feel pity or remorse, and they will absolutely never stop" Just curious... Really funny episode, keep up the great work
I honestly don't know how many times I have rewatched this, hell I watched the OTHER Bleach abridged series today as well, but this is honestly, as of right now (until the next episodes are uploaded of the other series) the best to date.
Tsubaki is delightful. "We've been alive for literally eleven seconds! You're like, fifteen. Do YOU understand the nature of your existence? DIDN'T-THINK-SO!!"
Watching this after seeing a short while I'm halfway through my first watchthrough of bleach. I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO HEAR ENVY ON THE COAST!!!! THEY HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE BAND FOR OVER A DECADE AND A HALF!!!!
0:55-0:58 Uryuu Ishida: And look DAAAAAMMMMNN COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Me: This dude Uryuu is funniest guy in the abridged series along Josh Grobbin Aizen, Kenpachi, Toshiro, and Ichigo.
That 1000 year blood war foreshadowing though.
This comment aged like fine wine
Hehe yeaaa boiiii
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@@Wilsonbros123 LMFAO RIGHT
May'n I ain't even seen it yet and spoiled it for me 😂😂😂
Feel the anger of a cheese cake full of bees...Not a statement I thought I would hear today.
i feel like that should be on a shirt
Housin Engi is it a shirt yet? I couldn't find one :(
i wish there was
I believe you because you are credible.
We both.....we both
"The wind is kicking our ass." best line ever.
8:45 Ichigo: “Sometimes, you just gotta look in the mirror, and ask, how much I’m willing, to put up with today!”
This is my favorite quote.
@@UnderPuppy88 that quote is from the game grumps episode on sonic 06.
This is my quote before work from now on
@@Mattieraus "let's party this round is on me"
oh man Chad is so hilarious xD
I must lead him somewhere where noone will get hurt! A field full of children! Perfect!
no one IMPORTANT. remember the important part.
"That still only counts as one!" Don't think I wouldn't catch that Lord o the Rings reference
+Shane Snyder Yeah I got that too so funny :)
"feel the anger of a cheesecake full of bees" XD
+Shane Snyder DaNinja27 pretty sure everyone on planet earth got that reference
Real question is, Did you catch the Game Grumps reference just before it?
geekof92 Nope, I've never seen their stuff before
this chad is so much better than the original. feel the anger of a cheesecake full of bees! XD
I understood beans xD
Doesnt make more sense...
The cheesecake full of bees is what Malsumis is like. And then someone comes and he's like "I have bee poison.", so they put it in the cake and kill the bees, but then it's poisonous, but then they say "I also have the antidote, it'll make it safe, but some bees wil live." So now you have a cake, with bees, that may or may not sting you. That is also Malsumis.
@@hmmmooopsneat. I respect your cultural identity
"I don't believe in anything
Ghosts
Gods
Dragons
Fire trucks"
I need this on a shirt😂😂😂
so do i
With chibi figures next to the words!
In kuboverse dragons with fairy tail names are a think...and are now witches tecnically quincies?
"you name it‚ I don't believe in it"
"The Danish."
i just LOVE this Ichigo. Everything he says...
"I respect your cultural identity"
"It takes a bigger man to admit that he's wrong"
*"GET BACK HERE YOU OVERGROWN MOTH BALL!!!!!"*
"But unless you're going to appeal to the British royalty for me on behalf of american settlers, I don't really give-......*You Have My Attention.*"
Bro so good man had me dyin each time
2:23 to 2:30 Kisuke in the final arc: "should've believed me Rukia"
Rukia: "shut up Kisuke"
I have become one with Malzumes. My arm is now the god of chaos. My ancestors, might… have a problem with this.
Heard it as I read it XX
Ah yes a field full of children, perfect
Malsumis
They did a whole bit because of you people
Y expect that someday kube do a spin off of chad and american souls society...not just london.
@@raipe125 isn't chad mexican?
"A field full of children, perfect." I love what you have done with Sado.
You mean Chad?
Kisuke: "It's not like they have a standing army just sitting there..waiting..in the shadows.."
*Yhwach has entered the chat*
"And look DAMn cool.." and like that within a matter of seconds this guy became one of my favorite abridged voices.
Same
that part was my fav
ishida being a conspiracy theorist makes things a thousand times funnier
To be fair. Having a arm with the power of the god of chaos is way cooler than just being a fullbringer that loves his skin and arms
Kisuke "For sure every single one of them,dead.It's not like they have a standing army just sitting there..waiting..in the shadows.."
Us in 2022 "Yeah about that..."
*chortles in Manga*
@@ProjectMouthwashdude I didn’t even realize this shit was made before tybw
foreshadowing
@@headshotfaze9371it wasn't they most likely read ahead in the manga
@@ProjectMouthwash ok I haven't read the manga past Aizen's defeat but I kinda figured there HAD to be more quincy out there other than Ishida, his dad, and Ichigo
Oddly enough I am finding abridged gold today. Well done!
+PlacidDirge And right now you're still in what I consider the slow part of this series. Hope you enjoy the rest as much as we enjoy making it~
"The slow part???" Damn man. I'm gonna need to buy me a seat belt for this chair. And maybe a helmet too because... well.. you know... so I don't make a mess when yadda yadda you know the rest.
@@ProjectMouthwashand yet this “slow part” has some of the best moments.
I'm marathoning this series again woo!
same
Jay Booker 3rd go
Jay Booker I marathon this at least three times a week...
The foreshadowing is really getting to me
“They screamed for more…”
Wtf Kisuke 😂😂
i love how the guy who made this reads the manga, relevant references are the best xD
So are we all agreed that the Menos Grande is in fact "Popo's Stool" from The Pecking Order?
A small portion
Oh my Gandhi yes
Fascinating hypothesis...
Nah it’s a bit tall for a stool.
Okay, I'm gonna level with you....this is one of the funniest abridged series I've seen, and I've saerched high and low for some good ones that weren't takahata101 or littlekuriboh, very quick witted, and I like how you're not making characters just one archetype and that's their entir character like some abridged series does it
Also, the way you portray these characters, awesome and fucking hilarious, especially Uryu
+Sherwin Anderson Thank you! This is very kind of you to say. I hope you enjoy the other episodes as well~
+BlazingAzureCrow CHADSUMUS
You should really check out Pokemon abridged and SAO abridged. They're hilarious and I completely recommend them.
+Sherwin Anderson 100% agree
What is a better warcry than "Feel the Anger of a Cheesecake full of Bees!"? Seriously what?
This has to be the best bleach abridged I've ever seen
Also love the fist of the north star reference
Glad you like it! We try our best to have fun~
7:05-7:09 Because soul reapers really suck at their job. If they didn't, hollows wouldn't exist.
Are you suggesting Soul Reapers have some method of preventing hollows from being born? There is no technology that detects souls on the verge of becoming them.
Their job is to pass souls onto the next stage of the afterlife, before they become/are eaten by hollows. Also, their phones detect souls, don't they? Are was that just hollows they detect?
King Nano
They detect Souls at short ranges, but not from Soul Society. Soul Society can only detect hollows after they come into being. That's why Soul Reaper's are assigned to patrol areas/towns, but they can't be everywhere in those spaces at once.
These limitations are exactly why they and the Quincies are at odds, because despite their best efforts there's no way for a Soul Reaper to immediately appear where a hollow is(as well, hollows can remain hidden and undetected in Hueco Mundo where nothing can locate them until they come out to hunt).
It's like saying, "An I.T. guy is supposed to fix my computer, but why doesn't he arrive before my computer breaks to prevent it from breaking?"
Fair enough. Though, you'd think they'd have found a way to detect non-hollow souls by now. To use your analogy, I.T. guys can install anti-virus and virus detection software in an attempt to stop the problem before it starts.
If you take the analogy that far it falls apart. The only reasonable thing that would be analogous to is installing preventative measures in every living soul, which is ridiculous. Besides, hollows are a naturally occurring phenomenon. Not any kind of afront to the nature.
Ichigo: and now without the fast forward button
Uryu: *snap* it beginsss
one of the best lines in this pot of gold
this needs more views
+Dre Bear Your praise fills me with joy. My ancestors laugh merrily.
+BlazingAzureCrow also determination
+504gab Malsumis.
this needs more Yoruichi
"feel the anger of a cheesecake full of bees" i'm fucking dying XD
Dude Chad is the best. Best joke so far is Chad and his butt buddy. If there is ever an official bleach abridged like there is for DBZ, then this Chad persona is the one they need to use.
2:18 that foreshadow xD!
yes
+SwagHime (Rejection Queen) thats stupid Quinceys are stupid
lmai
+Matthew Assuncao lmao*
Foreshadowing that quincy fight in the end, love it
I see you're going the SAO abridged route with this, and just making it better in every way
Also, not to burst Uryu's bubble, but he missed a few details that would have lent credence to his theory.
-Why does Soul Society have a forest full of Hollows in it?
-Why, if the Soul King is all powerful, does he have such inept underlings?
-Why did Soul Society not notice the giant army of Quincies camping right on their doorstep?
and most importantly...
Why is it that Kisuke Urahara and Yoruichi Shihouin are always one step ahead of every enemy Ichigo and Soul Society have ever faced?
...Is Urahara secretly the Soul King? Is he manipulating everything from the shadows just to dick around with everyone?
Read the manga and it will all be explained
dplocksmith91 that would be much better than anything we actually got in the manga
LMAO
1 There is no forest in SS that is full of hollows.
2 You really think, an underling 20 levels below the "Boss" is just as competent as him? Also he's not exactly all powerful, he's not even alive.
3 They're in a different dimension.
4 They're not, the only thing they knew was that Aizen was a bad guy, bc they had a prior beef, that's why he prepared to fight him.
america
Love his Illuminati Theory
Does anyone else think that bleach should've had an entirely rock soundtrack?
except for the sad parts yes, I mean sugar skulls just fits the fight scenes so well
I know right?
Thomas Cochran definetely not, it feels extremely out of place.
Thomas Cochran nope
Bleach has the best anime soundtrack ever.
2:30 Epic Foreshadowing LOOLLOLOLOL
FUCK IM NOT UP TO THAT PART YET
When I saw that I thought "Wandenreich arc foreshadowing!"
4:30 too, with his hollow powers
"That only counts as one" XD
RPGlanSP don't you mean Thousand-Year blood War Arc just saying
The thing I love about this series is that in my opinion most other abridged shows take a character and focus on one of their more prominent traits. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with this method as there are many shows which work brilliantly with this style but I believe this show is different, no character feels exaggerated, instead their personalities are just slightly tweaked and as such come off as feeling more layered.
Soul reaper fact 78:Hollows are made from the illuminati.
"Feel the anger of a cheesecake full of bees!" Gets me every time I rewatch this series 💀 4:17
Bro your Kisuke voice is almost perfect lol pure gold
Just discovered this, and I love it. The voice actor for Ichigo does a great job replacing johnny's voice!
been needing a new abridged series to binge since I've already binged SAO, UBW, Hellsing Ultimate, and DBZ to the heat death of the universe and back.
I've watched all but ubw I'm gonna have to check that one out
That part where Kisuke was talking and Ichigo was blocking the cero was actually pretty epic! I think I'm gonna take that advice and look in the mirror everyday now.
4:03 did this dude straight up know which cell to call and lay some hype up on his boy Chad!?
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"Feel the anger of a cheesecake full of bees"
That killed me lmfao 🤣
this is awesome! I loved the bit with "pimping out the possessed teddy bear" at the end
That Disturbed addition sold this series for me. 10/10 would watch 10,000 more times.
my reaction to finding this series is like my reaction to seeing a donut "time to dig in!"
This is so damn funny, the Marsumas bit had me in stitches Chad and Ishida are now my favorite characters.
The octopus yelling octnado was probably the best line
I love the crazy bird fairies! Especially the loud one!!!
Jesus Christ Uryu is amazing. Props to whoever voices him speaking so fast. Ichigo’s line about the mirror and Kiskue’s line was amazing as well.
This is DBZ TFS tier. Just reminding you again.
Ishida and ichigo's relationship is perfect.
2:28 Juhabach: Yep im gonna kill them all
I may be going crazy here, but at the end did Kitsuke quote one of the terminator movies. You know with the whole "they don't feel pity or remorse, and they will absolutely never stop" Just curious... Really funny episode, keep up the great work
I honestly don't know how many times I have rewatched this, hell I watched the OTHER Bleach abridged series today as well, but this is honestly, as of right now (until the next episodes are uploaded of the other series) the best to date.
8:41 is amazingily editing. LOoks like it's taken out from the actual episode.
Tsubaki is delightful. "We've been alive for literally eleven seconds! You're like, fifteen. Do YOU understand the nature of your existence? DIDN'T-THINK-SO!!"
lmao, Tsubaki
Audrey {Mango Girl} i think you have brown hair
"Pimping out your possessed reset bear". Priceless. Ten times better than the authentic show. Major props and thanks. These things are so enjoyable.
The Game Grumps reference is top tier. Didn't see it coming and that's what I appreciates about you.
I love how Kisuke is just Matthew McConaughey
It’s crazy how long ago these episodes came out.
This is the best news on RUclips all year
We found out that TYBW all Quincy’s read Ishida notes
That Hokuto no Ken reference at the end killed me.
Watching this after seeing a short while I'm halfway through my first watchthrough of bleach. I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO HEAR ENVY ON THE COAST!!!! THEY HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE BAND FOR OVER A DECADE AND A HALF!!!!
The fact thousand year blood got animated after so long is kinda hilarious
HOW TF HAVE I NOT FOUND THIS IN THE PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just watched an octopus get beat up by a very aggressive man-fairy. Wow.
9:42 what people mean when they say high five your face. tessai fuccked that hollow up
4:33 this right here is perfect
Why is this so bad ass?
All these years later I finally understand that standing army thing.
Kisuke: The king of forshadowing
Idk why, but Ishida saying:
"Let's party....this rounds on me" sounded soooooo awesome lmao
u make the best bleach abridged ive seen so far, keep it up
My ancestors.... might have a probloem with this... XD, as in, I literally choked on my drink! Loved Disturbed's The Fear in there :D
Love the Envy on the Coast here
0:28
Ha!
A rare reference to revolutionary loyalist Samuel Quincy!
Nice
Congratulations getting this episode out of copyright hell
Oh.. Oh naw. Not the 1000 year blood war foreshadowing. Blud really told a foreshadowing in the most obvious way possible. 😂
DID NO ONE FUCKING NOTICE THE DIRECT ARIN MOTHERFUCKING HANSON QUOTE LIKE SERIOUSLY!!
When was it?
When he's fighting the menos grande ichigo that is
Hollows = Illuminati
Bleach anime is Illuminati confirmed
1:25 So hollows are like Claymore's Yoma + surveillance.
0:55-0:58
Uryuu Ishida: And look DAAAAAMMMMNN COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Me: This dude Uryuu is funniest guy in the abridged series along Josh Grobbin Aizen, Kenpachi, Toshiro, and Ichigo.
Who's -Aizen- Josh Groban, no I mean who is -Aizan- Josh Groban, Ah fuck it
@@nekynekenetics3677 😂 😂 😂
Best Bleach Abridged
i love the soundtrack for this series
"Dam it the wind is kicking our ass"
SOMETIMES! YOU GOTTA LOOK IN THE MIRROR! AND ASK YOURSELF! WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY!!!!!
I replayed that for like 15 times.
That shit is on par with TFS Tien's "Fuck powerlevels! Fuck Super Saiyans! And Fuck You!" scene
y'all can't handle the motherf@#$ing Chad-sumis!!
Seriously though, "the quincy's craft" is a badass tune
chad is easily the character to latch onto to keep people coming back.
subscribed. this shit is too good to miss.
Kisukes Subtle foreshadowing of Yhwach.
CHAD IS THE BEST!
+NovaExorcistV feel the wrath of the cheesecake filled with bees
+NovaExorcistV CHAD is so great even his ancestors worshipped him!
+Mr Hero Cause his the motherfucking CHADSUMIS!!!!!!!!!!
"Let's party, this round's on me" was pretty badass
also 6:32 I have that exact look on my face when he starts talking 😂😂😂