One Last Tory Interview (with Rosie Holt MP)

Don't Forget to Vote!!!

[@fliplmb]

She should have looked back. MP’s never keep their promises

[@J-P88]

😂

[@Claudefather]

😂😂😂

[@AndreSomers]

Especially not Tories…

[@willtricks9432]

There will be a part two. Coffee ads scenario.

[@stephenboyd4934]

You know she's not actually an MP / just checking

[@anthonylaw5553]

"Im going to walk away and not look back"..... will be said by EVERY Tory candidate tonight 🙏

[@eatthisvr6]

oh i wish

[@stephengraham1153]

I'm sure he'll find other MP's to talk about - Oops - I mean talk to.

[@stephanguitar9778]

Yeah, but they've filled their pockets and will fill them more when they call in their corporate favours next week.

[@stephengraham1153]

@@stephanguitar9778 Not to mention their severance payments and Parliamentary pensions.

[@thomaswin5535]

Not in anger I'd imagine.

[@Rave-agent]

She was nearly tragically wiped out by a jogger too.

[@TheSuperPsychoKiller]

Tragically?

[@BoadiceanRevenge]

😂😂😂

[@BoadiceanRevenge]

​@TheuperPsychoKiller 😂😂😂

[@keithheaven176]

The same one who collided with Cameron?

[@adrianhjordan1981]

Who came from The Left.....portents....??

[@joetrent4753]

Brilliant that Jonathan Pie and Rosie Holt exist in the same satirical universe.

[@thegoodfish7387]

If only we could confirm Geoffrey Geoff Geoffrey was as well

[@stuartgregory7130]

My biggest concern of this election is, what will Jonathan Pie do once the Tories are no more 😢

[@amusinglamp]

He'll still have a target rich environment, even if it's slightly less wealthy. Politics is inherently ridiculous and Starmer's Labour is playing the game even harder than Rishi did.

[@sophiabailey4042]

⁠@@stuartgregory7130I’m sure he’ll still have plenty of things to pull Labour up on. So far they’re coming across as “Tory-Lite”

[@balinthehater8205]

​@@stuartgregory7130 given how labor is simply the firmer of the two wet tissues and hasn't been used to wipe someones ass like the tories, i think he will have plenty of stones to throw.

[@greigcockburn9887]

Stay strong Pie. On a second date with a girl she told me she, and all her family voted Tory.....I just couldn't do it

[@pauls3204]

Happened to pal of mine couple years ago , went to meet the family of his new girl , finished his dinner and never called her again 😆

[@thruum9302]

That is genuinely one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.

[@susannatuttapanna2010]

never date a Tory

[@gabbyhyman1246]

What, precisely, were you unable to do?

[@smithy280663]

surely you did........at least once..........

[@matlew1960]

All the other Tory MPs should take Rosie's advice and simply walk away, forever.

[@speleokeir]

But not to Reform who are even worse. Which is quite an accomplishment.

[@gazfisher7391]

And maybe any other MP of any other given political party who didn't call for an immediate ceasefire and to demand Israel stop the mass slaughter of thousands of innocent Palestinian men, women, and children ?
Bit too much to ask ?
Thought so.
Never mind.
Maybe next four years then eh ?

[@richardhall5489]

They'll walk into directorship and consultancy.

[@doubledigital_]

spat out my coffee! thanks haha

[@Competitive_Antagonist]

She has a good point about bright children being forced into state schools. My support worker has a son who's a literal genius. He said he was able to recite the plank formula from age 4. He has aspergers so its hardly surprising. My support worker says how the Labour proposal to raise VAT on private school will make life even harder for him.
We need to accept that private schools aren't only for rich families. Not like the Tories care though. They're only using this argument because they know sensible people on the left would agree.

[@acrodave9287]

A fictional Tory facing a fictional reporter and it just looks like an ordinary News broadcast. Except that the fictional reporter actually pushed back against the fictional Tory's not-even-satire-anymore lies.

[@SvensktTroll]

I actually know people who believe in the news they are watching 😂
This was more believable then any news I have seen.

[@JimAllen-Persona]

At first I thought it was legit until I heard “take them out of private school and make them feral”. My first thought.. wow, this is an honest Tory but not the sharpest tool in the shed for saying it out loud. Put this on Fox and every American will think it’s real. It’s certainly borderline reality in the States.

[@JimAllen-Persona]

@@SvensktTroll

[@M0UAW_IO83]

That's how you can tell he's a fictional reporter.

[@SvensktTroll]

@@JimAllen-Persona 🤨

[@abbofun9022]

The man continues to surprise us, just simply brilliant

[@Traceva]

So true
I never saw this one coming
But when it did it felt so real

[@acrodave9287]

All he has to do is put a slight twist and exaggeration onto evidentual fact; it's called satire, I'm told it's something of a British tradition. If he's not careful, he and other satirists will find themselves drowned in the Tsunami of unsatirisable, nasty cretinous bollocks of "real life" politics we've allowed to be normalised over the last 14 effing years. 😔

[@stphenwilson7464]

Very funny.....vote reform.

[@abbofun9022]

@@stphenwilson7464 seriously? Now you’re saying that . . . . How stupid can you be?

[@thorstentrissom9190]

He will need a new job soon...

[@Struieboy]

This was heartbreaking.
Just as Bogart and Bergman “will always have Paris”, Johnathan and Rosie will always have Westminster.

[@michaelccozens]

Except neither Bogart nor Bergman were demonstrable monsters. Quite the opposite, in fact, that sorta being the point.
I get it's a joke, but if you're deeply attracted to someone who wants to dehumanize people you claim to care about, you're not "romantic"; you're pathological and narcissistic.

[@Palmit_]

she nicked the fecking microphone. typical tories 🙄

[@andytaylor125]

I thought that was going to be the punchline - awkwardly running after her, she thinks he’s going to kiss her, he’s just asking for the mic back 😂

[@Palmit_]

@@andytaylor125 😂👍

[@danmayberry1185]

She's begging to be chased through a farmer's wheat field - go on, lad.

[@antonycharnock2993]

She wants to go bare back riding whilst chasing a fox! It really gets the blood pumping you know!

[@stephengraham1153]

She may or she May not...

[@SvensktTroll]

That's a good way to end up in prison 😊

[@BoadiceanRevenge]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Derek_Garnham]

@@antonycharnock2993 I can imagine Pie squeezing himself into the fox costume and warming up with a few stretches.

[@elijaprice]

The thing about politics in britain and america in the last 10 years is that you can't parody it, because it's parody already, and Rosie Holt is a brilliant example - she really really really does seem so much like a Tory MP that I'm pretty sure if she was standing as a candidate there would be enough brue-rinsers and golf club members who are still grasping their brexit lottery tickets and holding out for their three unicorns and a sack of lollipops, that they'd vote her in.

[@waynus2021]

your insults and empty dialogue says everything i need to know about you . Tories may well be evil self serving cretins , but if you think Starmer is going to do any better you have a shock coming .
The plan comes from far higher than poxy party politics

[@NameHere2243]

Its funny when the Tories claim that Labour have no plan. They said it with Corbyn and they say it now, but read the manifestos and find out who is fully costed and who isn't.

[@markricketts6957]

Neither.

[@andrewwalsh2755]

Fully costed today... fully unaffordable tomorrow...
Anybody voting Labour has No excuse when they find out they've been lied to...
Kier Starmer told a pack of lies (including "I am Not a Zionist") to dupe the Labour membership to vote him party leader...
... now... he's telling Another pack of lies to the UK electorate, to make him PM...

[@DanielEbeck]

They both have the same plan, the WEF plan, just at different speeds.

[@KateHornby]

Tories didn't keep a single promise but Labour have talked with Martin Lewis over a change he has been campaigning for (he wouldn't reveal which one). Labour said they want to do it but won't put it in their manifesto in case they can't keep it. They do plan to achieve it though. That shows integrity to me.

[@scatmann5839]

​​@@KateHornby Making empty informal promises "in case they don't achieve it" is not my idea of integrity.

[@arielcahn7728]

I had never heard of Rosie Holt before today, so you had me absolutely convinced she was a real Tory right up to the parting scene. Simply brilliant! XD

[@robertburdoff1789]

me neither - had to google her + ackenfield

[@bluesdigital]

Thank you Mr Pie for your coverage of this years election. Great work.

[@charlielynes]

Look like Jonathan is once again going home for that solitary Pot-Noodle™️ and some 'private' Internet time.
💔

[@GoldfinchDandilion]

😂

[@villa50bis]

Oh dear, he’s going to be looking at tractors again….

[@adrianrutterford762]

Two of my favourite folk together.
Thanks you both.

[@roderickmain9697]

That was as brilliant as it was different. Well done both.

[@Greytruth2]

Im not sure which is funnier. Pie saying goodbye to the ruling party which his ranting of made him famous... or the fact that he's been in a secret relationship with a Tory 😂

[@stevejb2987]

"And I you" was perfection.

[@jamesgraham2337]

Simply Brilliant, both of you ❤

[@LorneAshley]

That runner at the end… must have been millimeters. Amazing job not breaking for that!!!

[@paulinereid5226]

Oh BRILLIANT!! These two are just wonderful!!

[@JallenMeodia]

Oh darn, I've already voted. If only I had seen this sooner.

[@alexandrajay2001]

i can't stand any politician who runs their campaign on slagging off their opposition, instead of talking about what they can offer. aside from being underhanded, it also suggests that they don't have anything good of their own to offer. don't tell me why the opposition is bad; tell me why you're good.

[@banterbanter]

This video was satire

[@alexandrajay2001]

@@banterbanter i knew i was going to get a comment like this 🙄 people on youtube just have to "um, actually". i know it's satire, i'm just remarking that she does a real thing politicians do that i hate, so honestly it's really good satire as it's so accurate.

[@kaitlyn__L]

It’s the best rule of thumb in politics tbh.

[@lorenzobianchini4415]

Johnathan you have cheered me up with your satire and brilliance in the face of 14 years of Conservative hell.😅😅😅

[@janswimwild]

Yes, this! He’s kept me sane 😂 -ish!

[@dan_hitchman007]

Probably should thank Tom. Jonathan is fictional.

[@MatthewGClarke]

Rosie Holt, Conservative MP: Walks away, doesn't look back, almost gets taken out by a jogger.

[@coppershark1973]

Laura Keunssberg felt this pain when the Johnson resigned.

[@frankshailes3205]

Mad Nads is first in line!

[@ModelsExInferis]

Well, it's 01:13 and the exit poll has shown that the Conservatives have been routed! Oh happy, blessed day! Sorry to Rosie Holt MP though, I can see Pie is devastated there.

[@markcostello9514]

Thank you Tom for doing what you do. Apart from being bloody funny and distracting me from work, the content genuinely makes me think about politics, and how we talk to others who we don’t agree with👍

[@gabbyhyman1246]

Very tasteful pant suit from the Hillary Clinton summer collection.

[@willtricks9432]

To me it looked like his usual sweat stained man at C and A discount bargain, used for the contrast with the foliage.

[@andrewwalsh2755]

I though it was Portillo?...
... maybe a little too dull for Portaloo...

[@chrissanders1027]

I thought Rosie look great as well.

[@euan1234]

All we needed was Michael Spicer talking through her earpiece, and the holy trinity of political comedy would be complete.

[@MISSYGful]

💯 percent this!!!

[@tonysmedia6408]

Absolutely brilliant, thank you both, you bought smiles where there was doom and gloom. 😂

[@DrFaustIPresume]

I'm off out to the polling station now, wish I had candidates as good as Rosie Holt to vote for

[@gabbyhyman1246]

Come on over to the US, mate, where we have an abundance of choices.

[@USERNAMEfieldempty]

Even an ex-tory MP deserves love and resp..... what am I SAYING???

[@AdeboFunkyVoodoo]

I look forward to Rosie's forthcoming show on GBNews.
A Holt on Britain.

[@Bugsy58]

Comic genius! I still think Mr Pie should run for PM though. He's the only person all throughout this election debacle that has spoken any sense!!!

[@speleokeir]

And there's the problem. Nobody sane or sensible would want the job.

[@TheLegenDacster]

She certainly had her finger in that Pie. Well done Maestro.

[@joblesswideo-fb7nj]

And Nerene Skinner

[@TheLegenDacster]

@@joblesswideo-fb7nj She of many characters. 👍

[@Silverbirchleaf]

I moved to Ackenfield West just for Rosie. What a bold, change leader she is

[@marksaunders8904]

Brilliant! Pie and Holt together...we're spoilt!
For those asking... no, Rosie Holt isn't real MP.
Have a search for her on here, you wont regret it 😉

[@peterlee5535]

I think he's actually breaking the fourth wall folks!

[@willtricks9432]

Nah he's just pissing up against it as usual.

[@TransmissionEpicts]

@@willtricks9432 😆

[@robertburdoff1789]

@@willtricks9432 lol

[@gjaxx]

"And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain" 😢😂

[@bussesandtrains1218]

my friend i'll say it clear i'll state my case of which im certain

[@fatbelly27]

"California, here I come"

[@edwardbernthal160]

Mistakes, I've made a lot, it fact to many, to feckin mention.

[@joshrichardson5067]

And I did it,
Pie Way

[@philthrelfall5294]

Brilliant 😂. Even in the slightly sentimental end game, Pye manages to point out the hypocrisy of the Tory claim that Labour don't have a plan, while reeling off a long list of things that Labour are apparently threatening to do!! We will miss Rosie too. The kind face of the fascist end of politics. I hope she returns in a new party?

[@JoshWiniberg]

For the last five years the Tories haven't been able to work out whether to paint Keir is a dangerous lefty or a dullard weathervane. It really wouldn't have mattered what they picked, having at least some message consistency might have caused Labour some trouble. Yet another example of their abysmal campaigning.

[@josephpotter5766]

@@JoshWiniberg To be fair, the have managed to square that circle by painting him as both, often within the same interview, sometimes the same sentance.

[@philthrelfall5294]

@@JoshWiniberg Amen to that. CCHQ has demonstrated the message discipline & message consistency of a 5 year old!! The whole thing looks like a bad episode of The Apprentice! In part, this makes me very happy, but also equally appalls me, to see our once great political system so reduced.

[@JoshWiniberg]

​@@josephpotter5766They do, but each undermines the other. They needed a razer sharp attack line if they wanted to have any hope of winning this, and they couldn't decide which way to go.

[@JoshWiniberg]

​@@philthrelfall5294 absolutely. I've never seen a worse political operation. Lynton Crosby seriously cheapened political debate in this country with his hideous three-word slogans (strong economic plan) but at least they worked for the Tories. Sunak's operation doesn't even have that going for it. I couldn't even guess what his campaign slogan is, and I follow this stuff closely.

[@BonaFide54]

noooooooo go after her Jonathan!!!

[@PureNeptune]

"I thought you said that Labour didn't have a plan." 😂😂😂

[@wjhd6823]

Impressive how many people here don't realise that she's not a real MP

[@tomfinney3416]

ssssh youll spoil all the fun

[@doctor_gibbo1392]

It's easy to figure out, she's far too attractive to be a real tory.

[@garryferrington811]

I believe I would vote for her if I could.

[@JimSandy]

A powerhouse of truth and satire and quite frankly two of my favourite people on the internet. Thank you for this.

[@somena]

More of this kind of content please... Love it when we get little glimpses into the life of Pie.

[@tonyclewes8]

Lol ! Nice one

[@macnavi]

As a typical Tory would do (just like narcissists), overload you with *their* facts and don't give you an opportunity to address each of their lies and falsehoods. Well observed!

[@jodeybowden6506]

brilliant! Good laugh before going to vote. Thankyou Jonathan.

[@jimmystack9999]

Didn't see that coming... Genius!!!... never fails to crack me up!!

[@chrisbovington9607]

"I'm going to walk away and I'm not going to look back" pretty much sums up the emotional maturity of those who have held power and wrecked a nation.

[@Ichiro_Manlalaro]

Now that's a Johnny Pie lore we needed!

[@SgtNickAngel]

She had me in the first half I'm not gonna lie

[@Spacewizzard090]

This is some exquisite Pie lore, and no mistake

[@Leoviliti1]

Ha ha ..followed Rosie Holt since she made a great satire about black lives matter in 2020 comedy writer and actor taking a satirical look at life and politics where at first many people didn't realise and thought she was a real MP ..and were astonished at how she could get away with so many detrimental quirps and quips
I'm glad Tom Walker teamed up with her for this ...they made a great team .

[@laithe1993]

Priceless

[@ZsoltPal23092011]

Brilliant, simply brilliant. I'm worried for Pie now thought - what will he talk about once these tories are gone? Or should I keep faith in BoJo, Badepoch, Rish!, Cruella, Garbage and all the rest to do their best to try and fuck things up?

[@josephpotter5766]

At this point, it's pretty clear that we'll be talking about Reform, which means, if anything, an even greater descent into madness. I for one look forward to gazing into the pitiless void for the next few years.

[@garryferrington811]

Starmer will give him material, as he can't just wave a Harry Potter wand and fix everything. Be real. And...Farage is there.

[@Quinnikon]

That was heart wrenching ….. I’ve never felt so emotional since watching ‘Ghost’ …….😂

[@BMrider75]

Omg! Deep pathos from the brilliant Jonathan Pie there.
Wonderful

[@ShaneFleming]

Wait. What just happened? We need to vote Rosie back in.

[@51StPi]

No we do not.

[@josephpotter5766]

Slightly suprised she's not defected to Labour. It would be the kind of principled decision she would make. Just like Labour's principled decision to allow those defections to take place.

[@thequietroom3991]

no we dont, we all know that any Tory worth their salt will be defecting to the winning party tomorrow, citing some sort of disillusionment crap.

[@janiceturton7756]

Maybe she will defect to the Libdems and get back in on a By election !!

[@johnmenton6688]

The interview we have been looking for!!

[@jferguson8127]

Great fun - love that she walks away perpendicular to where she _was_ going... ! Cheers

[@Robbster1984]

Forget the vote, what's this all about!!! Come on Pie, grow a pair! Go after her!!!!!

[@user-qm8bc4bu1t]

True. They are fake. I don't trust Brits.

[@user-qm8bc4bu1t]

I warned everyone of this too... Of course they all love criminals.

[@seancorrigan3531]

She's not a real MP🤦‍♀️

[@MGDriver99]

@@seancorrigan3531 He's not a real news reporter.

[@J-P88]

​@@MGDriver99 NOOO!!! Biggest let down after I learnt Wrestling was Real and Boxing was Fake

[@nevarran]

Oh, no. Oh, no, Pie is converting. For LOVE! We're doomed!

[@davidmchale5890]

Hopefully she is one hundreds of tories to walk away and not look back

[@tonymockeridge338]

Thanks Jonathan - always finding the laugh in the mess. Have fun today

[@mikebull1972]

Pie with the hots for an MP...or Walker acknowledging that it's a turning point for his character? Great little performance.

[@catscan2022]

End of the road for his character? That's why the media really don't want trump to leave the world stage. They get so much mileage from insulting him

[@horsepilot6655]

Thanks for shining the light on Client Media

[@alanmichael5619]

That... that... wasn't the ending I expected.

[@kevinkriel]

Don't forget to vote the Tories out today

[@ascgazz]

The timing of that jogger 😂😂😂

[@HaakonOdinsson]

lol, exactly what I thought as well

[@ascgazz]

@@HaakonOdinsson would have been a violent outtake, had she stepped half a second earlier.
I feel robbed of some genuine comedy.

[@HaakonOdinsson]

@@ascgazz haha, yeah would have been gold. I bet she thought “Christ! That was close” as she walked off

[@ascgazz]

@@HaakonOdinsson if you study Pie’s face I think there’s a moment of realisation and controlling the response too.
Levels to this one lol

[@HaakonOdinsson]

@@ascgazz totally. I saw his lips purse ever so slightly when he realised the almost collision, lol…but bless them both, carried on 😀
Edit: 2:04 lol

[@apoll0n]

Unfassbar gut, wie immer.

[@oitoitoi1]

Oh please do more of these collaborations with Rosie in the next parliament!

[@DavidManser]

Based on the polling I'm afraid she's about to lose her seat...

[@oitoitoi1]

@@DavidManser she will survive as a contributor on gbeebies and telegraph columnist surely?

[@blue47er]

Thanks Rosie, had a good laugh. You and Mr Pie are made for each other.

[@ixtlguul4578]

Thank you for noticing this as well. Simultaneously claiming that Labour don’t have a plan, and listing all the things Labour are planning to do.

[@aslightlysavageburrito8217]

I don't know if it was on purpose, but the jogger completely ruining the emotional tension at 2:03 cracked me up!

[@simonspoke]

Like all the tory broken promises... She should have looked back! 😂

[@caroltodd6691]

this goes out to all off you that lost your loved ones and all the hearts on the walls in London they all died off COVID yous could not even hold there hands as they Slipped away from yous
all Because the Tories told you all live on TV YOU MUST STAY AT HOME while the whole Tory Party Partied away not once but 27 times do it for your loved ones and vote the Tories OUT

[@David-le7jy]

Never kiss a Tory, John. Never!!

[@stevel2504]

Genius, brilliant from both

[@markjoseph196]

I like the background, a woman lying face down “ Sunbathing “ 🤣

[@heybamanba1]

This started my day with a good laugh, and I’m hoping to end it with a cheer. Get out and vote strategically.

[@alanmcvittie9413]

Good to see you both battling, laughing, and playing nicely. Looking forward to more of the same.

[@theworldaccordingto4555]

Brilliant!😆🤣😂 Rosie Holt, nailed it! 🤣😂🤣 PMSL

[@thegoodfish7387]

If you could also get Matt Green on this we'd achieve perfection

[@Daemaus]

I was just thinking the other day what a natural fit a crossover between these two would be! Glad to see it actually come together, great work both of you.

[@leopoldbloom4835]

Heartbreaking. Now, look inside yourselves. Ask yourselves, if this is really what you want. And then go to the ballot box.

[@jpofgwynedd3878]

Screw it. I'm not crying, you are... oh wait you are too... I mean...
DAMNIT DON'T MAKE ME FEEL
don't like it

[@alanjl61]

In the process of not looking back she stole your radio mic

[@chrisfrancis4478]

Just beautiful. Together you have shone like a beacon of hope during the worst government in living memory, if not history.

[@prasadrao2895]

Jonathan Pie, Please do more shows with right honorable Rosie Holt. She is funny.

[@garysanderson3997]

Wow, just wow.
Joyous.
💙

[@RLukeDavis]

She seems suspiciously frank for a Tory 🤣🤣🤣

[@markthesparkdj2396]

Jon. Brilliant as always!

[@ruthlogie4938]

The perfect election night satire ensemble: Jonathan Pie, Rosie Holt, Matt Green, Michael Spicer, Nerine Skinner, and Broken News with Larry and Paul.

[@BoadiceanRevenge]

Absolutely hilarious! As are many of the comments! Hahahaha! 😂😂😂🙋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🙏⚖️🙏

[@pipash3953]

Was he saying that without the Tories, what’s next for Pie?

[@kathowed]

SO good!
Thank you so very much for holding our hand through these troubled times.

[@paultreneary]

That look, it brought a tear to my eye