The panda bear population actually is declining because one leader panda bear thought it was a good idea to limit the amount of cubs they could have because they thought there wouldn't be enough bamboo.
Bro these clip channels always needed to be around. I’ve watched guru for years & he just deletes the live . Gone forever if u Weren’t around. Thank you for capturing these funny ass moments
Because of their widespread range and proximity to humans vs other subspecies. Black bears are actually kinda timid and fearful. A grizzly will fuck you up just because youre in its territory.
@@AlphaQHard it's the opposite. Black bears will hunt you. Grizillt bears are actually pretty chill if you don't sneak up on them , fuck with their cubs, or catch them when they're really hungry
@@zm1786ot true at all. Black bears aren't even territorial towards humans. If you walk into a black bear's territory it will more than likely leave you alone
@@zm1786 source? According to Batch Geo, Grizzly bears kill about 90 people a year, and black bears kill 82. According to A-Z animal, grizzly bears kill double the amount of people than N/A black bears as of March 2023. Not saying I don't believe you, but a source is always nice
@johnjohnsonstein8409 not really that he's seeking your d*ckhead validation, more of he's chosen to look past the obvious logical flaws and the stupid premise of the joke. Instead choosing to see the humorous side of it and not being emotional and stupid as the supposed smarter bear. Cr*cker
He’s a champion because the previous polar bear champion decided to let go of his title. So he’s world champion but still not the highest ranked- in fact he’s not in the top three.
@@GeneralTeiLing there's so much respect at the top of chess between players, all of them being way smarter than you of course and you're using Magnus dominance to justify racism. Pathetic, some indians like Erigaisi and Gukesh will dominate once he gets older
@@DantesHaven Magnus, kasparov, sure, not Fischer though, you can make a case he was extremely good for his time but right now all the top 20 would beat him, you could argue Vishy had a better career
Black and brown bears can live in the same areas. Polar bears aggressively hunt and kill all other bears that cross the arctic border, aiming to steal the polar bear’s berry picking job.
Dumb base level black and brown bears literally rely on the kindness of polar bears and panda bears to give all these dark bears handouts to thrive and still mess it up
Ehhh I guess anyways.......if people in the united states want black crimes rates to go away they just need to stop talking about it and stop bringing it up.
Black bears are more likely to get violent and also are fond of 5v1, especially against polar bears. No polar bear wants to get shot for telling the truth, and other polar bears will even make excuses for such behavior if not ignore it outright
Yes ignore the fact that the percentage is high in impoverished areas regardless of bear color, even the very low population of "superior" White bears commit commits the same amount of crime as the bad black bears from the same area, ignore the facts it's all about the color of the beer not the environmental circumstances of the bear👍
@@Noface_allcases. Fish and Game stats show that the most impoverished polar bears still do not commit maulings at the same per capita frequency as the most cared for black bears, leading one to conclude that it has much more to do with the black bears lower impulse control and inability to reason as well as the polar bear.
It's hilarious that he lives in a society with less of them but still makes the same observations as everyone else. It's like they are universally shit no matter where they are at.
The problem is a genetic one that’s why. Different geographical stressors and climates select for different traits. Without winter and with readily available food year round, long term planning isn’t necessary and acting impulsively is rewarded. Keep selecting for particular traits over thousands of years, and then drop the group into radically different societies, climes, cultures etc and it’s not going to work. Not what they’re built for. Don’t blame a rabid dog for biting your outstretched hand
@@wajihbec1087 Yeah, even more so in the western world rather than in india as age of conception is quite late in the west because females are more involved in climbing up the corporate ladder. High maternal age (above 35) is a risk factor for sloth bear baby.
@@wajihbec1087 Yeah, even more so in the western world rather than in india as age of conception is quite late in the west because females are more involved in climbing up the corporate ladder. High maternal age (above 35) is a risk factor for sloth bear baby.
The Asian bears play GO which is the oldest game of all time and has way more outcomes than chess. Tbf, the Asian bears are probably more into GO than chess.
@@GoulagInamte777polar bears are larger than Kodiak bears on average. Don’t use top 10 lists as evidence. Also kodiak are brown bears- just a North American subspecies.
He really protects his fellow small hat bears
You mean the Bernstein bears 🐻?
@@jakedemaggio8649 the Goldberg bears
Think they’re called ‘curly-haired bears’
He actually slips in comments about the small hats controlling things
The small hat bears secretly run Hollywood.
"Black bears tip poorly" is such a shit one 😂
yeah fuck tipping
It’s true tho
Holy shit i thought i only noticed that
That one isn’t even a joke
@@anon2427It's a fact
He’s 100% right, bears are not equal
All bears are equal, some are just more equal than others!
@@Ybby999 As it should be, nature knows best
Woah, bit animal farm.
"Theres no small hat bears" LMFAOOOO
"Shoot all the black bears in the UFC"
Guru : *i am just joking guys*
You're seething. Muhammad was into young children btw.
Guru been extremely based lately :)
also seems like his ego is calming down lately chill based humble guru way better
Honestly when speaking in terms of bears, the facts really can’t be ignored. First in crime, last income and education. Something has to be done.
You got any guns?
Lmao…😂
IQ is mostly genetic
@@anon2427that’s never been proven true
The panda bear population actually is declining because one leader panda bear thought it was a good idea to limit the amount of cubs they could have because they thought there wouldn't be enough bamboo.
No, only female pandas, therefore resulting in a rise in gay pandas population
it's because they're a carnivorous species that have hormone dysfunction and obesity epidemic from eating an unnatural, plant diet.
soybears
it's because pandas are carnivores, but they would rather eat sugary plant slop that causes obesity and hormone dysfunction than hunt
@@uberneanderthalyes bro stick to meat and animal fat
I love how he starts it but then tells chat to calm down 😂
This might've been the funniest part of a guru stream ever😂 i was waiting for someone to clip this
Funniest one was when people donated about holocaust
@@Manicmma-x1tyou have a link to a clip for that plz?
@@AUSS13KA0S no i dont, he deletes the streams. Those were some risky donos but was so funny. Maybe i will donate some and try to start it
@@Manicmma-x1tit was a wild time during those 200 view streams
class banter from guru honestly great bit this was
This is peak guru
Panda bears usually have a higher university acceptance rate
Lol
Propaganda
They're a very small minority pf bears so it doesn't say much
Comedy gold right here, skating on the thin line😂😂 the chat wouldn’t let him move on hahahaha
Bro these clip channels always needed to be around. I’ve watched guru for years & he just deletes the live . Gone forever if u Weren’t around. Thank you for capturing these funny ass moments
Never forget Abeartheid in South Africa
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
This made me Lmao. Guru streams are legit the funniest thing on RUclips. You can actually laugh ab every 10 seconds 😂
Being there to witness this live was magical
This was a classic
Black bears unironically are all those things. They are most likely to attack humans and invade human territory
Because of their widespread range and proximity to humans vs other subspecies. Black bears are actually kinda timid and fearful. A grizzly will fuck you up just because youre in its territory.
@@AlphaQHard it's the opposite. Black bears will hunt you. Grizillt bears are actually pretty chill if you don't sneak up on them , fuck with their cubs, or catch them when they're really hungry
@@zm1786ot true at all. Black bears aren't even territorial towards humans. If you walk into a black bear's territory it will more than likely leave you alone
@@darrensheffield5826 most fatal bear attacks are from black bears. They regularly get bold and start hunting people
@@zm1786 source? According to Batch Geo, Grizzly bears kill about 90 people a year, and black bears kill 82. According to A-Z animal, grizzly bears kill double the amount of people than N/A black bears as of March 2023. Not saying I don't believe you, but a source is always nice
One of my favorite moments in a Guru stream
As a black bear myself this is hilarious
😂😂😂
I'M A BIG DOG BIG BEAR NIGGA I'M A LION
@@gigachad6885shut up beargro
@@charlescole7682😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
I miss this Guru
Thanks for clipping this buddy, was hilarious 😂
I don't know where Guru gets these opinions from, he's never even left the house!
blessed to be a brown bear,a low crime rate, good food and better education living in a polar bear country, god bless all my eastern block bears.
what an. -|nceI would say. no wonder you’re 300Ibs and don’t have a job nor gf
Good now teach the other 99% of feral brown bears to do the same please
Brown bears bring their brown bear tendencies to polar bear country's, if all polar bears dissapeared it would be the same as brown bear country.
Im confused, where are you from
@@s66s46Latin would be my guess only because they seem to be the most grateful when entering a foreign nation
‘There’s no small hat bears’ 😂😂😂
What does that mean?
@@certifiedredditgeniusj*ws
@@certifiedredditgenius juice
I love the Guru. I just wish he had a platform to really go off.
this was prime guru
Black bears take forever at the gas station counter…
you drive a bike, you wouldn’t know. _|nceI
@@beaualoevvcan't ride a bike cause the damn black bears steal them
Spending too much time buying menthol cigs
The Darren Till impression was class 😂
Lmaoo @ izzy part, "who is that polar bear to tell me in not a black bear"😂😂😂
Now I have bear videos in my recommendations. 😅😂
JRE be like Jamie bring up that video of the guy in the beanie fighting a bear 😂
chat be trying to get guru cancelled sometimes
"ogre piglet slopeater"
As black man that shit was funny af
Yay!! A black man thinks this is funny, now we can breathe! Lol no one cares what blacks think
*bear
@johnjohnsonstein8409 not really that he's seeking your d*ckhead validation, more of he's chosen to look past the obvious logical flaws and the stupid premise of the joke. Instead choosing to see the humorous side of it and not being emotional and stupid as the supposed smarter bear. Cr*cker
Black bears can't swim ,brown bears can
Polar bears are the supreme bear
Black bears are genetically more athletic and have more physicality and brown bears are the same size fully grown as black bear cubs 💯
Show me a tall brown bear I’ll show you a unicorn
@@griggsz9649depends
@@griggsz9649???
guru's hind legs are wheels
Polar bears definitely rule the bear kingdom with relative ease
i miss the old jew
My question is how are black bears the fastest athletes but slowest pedestrians? Theyre slow as hell at crosswalks
jesus 💀
wait till drew dober hears about the melanated bears the entire forest is going silent in 2 weeks time
😂😂😂
Guru cant keep allowing himself to get baited😂
Bro I laughed as a panda bear💀
Guru casually bringing the world together with racism. ❤
This'll be the clip that gets piggy canceled in the future
I love the fact that this is 10 minutes long
Total Black Bear Death
Where does Paul Craig fit in this bear discussion?
Bear Hebrew
This is a brilliant clip
This stream was mental
Uahaha benchode bears got me
He's so based 😂
Best stream ever
World chess champion right now is a Panda Bear lad
He’s a champion because the previous polar bear champion decided to let go of his title. So he’s world champion but still not the highest ranked- in fact he’s not in the top three.
Dude doesn't know a Panda just won the chess title, in a match vs a Small-hat bear, because the top Polar bear couldn't stand the heat
The top polar dominated the small hat bear last time. Embarrassed him even. No way you think the polar isn't still the best
That's because the small hat bears allow cheating in tournaments because that's the only way they can win.
There's no way you actually think this lmao, Magnus, Kasparov and Fischer are the top 3 across ALL people's lists.
@@GeneralTeiLing there's so much respect at the top of chess between players, all of them being way smarter than you of course and you're using Magnus dominance to justify racism. Pathetic, some indians like Erigaisi and Gukesh will dominate once he gets older
@@DantesHaven Magnus, kasparov, sure, not Fischer though, you can make a case he was extremely good for his time but right now all the top 20 would beat him, you could argue Vishy had a better career
Very informative BEAR conversation
How did he forget the big dog big bear
Laughing hysterically
guru is a berenstein bear
What kind of bear is best?
Polar
as a brown bear myself, id say polar bear due to the contribution to the bear society
@@bestcocbaseswithlink5069what is brown bear exactly
Black and brown bears can live in the same areas. Polar bears aggressively hunt and kill all other bears that cross the arctic border, aiming to steal the polar bear’s berry picking job.
Dumb base level black and brown bears literally rely on the kindness of polar bears and panda bears to give all these dark bears handouts to thrive and still mess it up
Live in the same areas with 3rd world M rates 😂😂😂😂😂
If only😂
10:27
Polar bears 😂😂
Even though im black and im offended, im more offended people dont make these jokes in front of me........when did people become so SOY?
Black bears really like to walk slowly across the streets, often holding a fast food sandwich or soda in my experience.
That’s your fault you kick it around people that are afraid of you, I make these kind of jokes to my black buddies all the time
Ehhh I guess anyways.......if people in the united states want black crimes rates to go away they just need to stop talking about it and stop bringing it up.
Black bears are more likely to get violent and also are fond of 5v1, especially against polar bears. No polar bear wants to get shot for telling the truth, and other polar bears will even make excuses for such behavior if not ignore it outright
Fun Fact A Group Of Panda Bears Is Called An Embarrassment. ALSO THEY DONT EXIST. OWEN BENJAMIN PANDAS DONT EXIST
1:07 tell that to Kron gracie.
You’d rather wrestle neither
Despite making up only 15% of the bear population, black bears account for 60% of all maulings.
Yes ignore the fact that the percentage is high in impoverished areas regardless of bear color, even the very low population of "superior" White bears commit commits the same amount of crime as the bad black bears from the same area, ignore the facts it's all about the color of the beer not the environmental circumstances of the bear👍
@@Noface_allcases. Fish and Game stats show that the most impoverished polar bears still do not commit maulings at the same per capita frequency as the most cared for black bears, leading one to conclude that it has much more to do with the black bears lower impulse control and inability to reason as well as the polar bear.
@@Saint_John_The_Forerunneryet the polar bears start wars
2:43
The black bears in chat watching guru:
😡😡😡😡
Bear vs Pig my money is on the bear
🐶🐻🦁
It's hilarious that he lives in a society with less of them but still makes the same observations as everyone else. It's like they are universally shit no matter where they are at.
Yep, they bring it down to their level wherever they move....they literally never build it up
Racist
Some of you guys are so racist 😂 you guys have no self awareness either
The problem is a genetic one that’s why. Different geographical stressors and climates select for different traits. Without winter and with readily available food year round, long term planning isn’t necessary and acting impulsively is rewarded. Keep selecting for particular traits over thousands of years, and then drop the group into radically different societies, climes, cultures etc and it’s not going to work. Not what they’re built for. Don’t blame a rabid dog for biting your outstretched hand
@@anon2427 hitler?
Polar bear population in critical decline
Yes?
So many racist polar bears and brown bears in this comment section
How are bears racist? Animals don't care about that.
"Im joking"
Kangaroos would have something to say about your stance on the dominant bipedal species
What are you talking about humans are way better bipedals than kangaroos
In real life black bears are the friendliest bears actually, grizzlies are 10x more likely to attack a human
Polar bears are actually the friendliest.
Not true in either a metaphorical or literal sense
@@johnjohnsonstein8409a polar bear probably hasn’t had a meal in days if it sees you it’s a wrap.
Sloth bears live in India right?
they are everywhere, almost evenly distributed
@@bestcocbaseswithlink5069 woah really? Interesting.
@@wajihbec1087 Yeah, even more so in the western world rather than in india as age of conception is quite late in the west because females are more involved in climbing up the corporate ladder. High maternal age (above 35) is a risk factor for sloth bear baby.
@@wajihbec1087 Yeah, even more so in the western world rather than in india as age of conception is quite late in the west because females are more involved in climbing up the corporate ladder. High maternal age (above 35) is a risk factor for sloth bear baby.
@@bestcocbaseswithlink5069 that's crazy. You live and you learn ey.
Lol this is an all timer
The Asian bears play GO which is the oldest game of all time and has way more outcomes than chess. Tbf, the Asian bears are probably more into GO than chess.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Panda bear are the asian disappointment of the family
he said he thinks brown bears are larger than black bears, but i think black bears are biggers
On average black bear are the smaller, then brown bears, then Grizzly bear, then Polar bear and then Kodiak bear
@@GoulagInamte777polar bears are larger than Kodiak bears on average. Don’t use top 10 lists as evidence.
Also kodiak are brown bears- just a North American subspecies.
As a brown bear that shit was hilarious. Stop taking our stuff.
Lol
🤣😂💀
Polar sows(female bears)
Love to go to black bears every once n. Now
Now the black bears are mad because more and more black bear sows are going for polar bear males now
@@0326Vetwhite bears depressed lying to themselves
@@loner45779 look at the statistics bruv lol
@@0326Vet I'm not black btw I just hate racist white c*** like half of guru's viewers
Seems more like the black bear has delusioned himself into a false sense of superiority and thinks when he shits in the woods it don't stink
I’m sure he’s joking and doesn’t hate black people at all
Despite making 13% of the bear population, black bears commit 50% of all bear crime .
🐻 🐶 🦁
Average dominos enjoyer
@@deadmoney5580 despite making up 1.25x10^-8% of the worlds population, you make up 50% of all human mass
@@karljonson3287 me or MMA “I’m not a nazi I just deny the holocaust and think black people should be genocided” guru
@@deadmoney5580 Crazy out of context stat but im sure you dont care- Lol if it confirms your bias, why bother looking in to it?😂
Joke kinda falls apart when you realize polar bears have black skin under white fur and black bears have pink skin under black fur
🤓
@@xavi9565 "🤓" 🤓
Shut up you dork, let us love by throwing racial slurs at each other
Why does that even matter
is he on coke lol?
and people think the mma community isnt racist
And people think black bears can take a joke smh
It’s not. A RUclips who’s extremely edgy and not politically correct isn’t a representation of the sport. Calm down kiyon
They just happen to hate every black champ and make jokes like these but swear they aren’t racist
@@3terN4LbL1ss except hes like the biggest simp in the world for leon edwards so.........
@@0326Vet only because he ko’d usman who he hates
Bruh
This is just sad, gurus clearly racist, thought hes not like this
He's not racist 😂
Black Bear Lives Matter 🐻
Cry snowflake 😢
@@raidenblizzygaming9702 He literally said je deteste le noirs wich means I hate blacks
@@bannedaccount6016 "cry snowflake" 🤓
Despicable
70% of black bear cubs grow up without their father.
Im wondering what the volk impression would've been 😂
Black bears aren’t aggressive, especially not the most.