Woolie VS GOD: "Lucky Job" [Animation]

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @F_lippy
    @F_lippy 6 лет назад +793

    God corrupted Job's save file in the patch and he just told him "start a new save" and threw a few high tier lootboxes his way.

    • @ColdNorth0628
      @ColdNorth0628 6 лет назад +76

      Pip IV *snaps fingers* upgrade right

    • @PolarPhantom
      @PolarPhantom 6 лет назад +44

      This is too strong.

    • @Ike_of_pyke
      @Ike_of_pyke 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@PolarPhantomeven 6 years later it is strong

  • @Nomicro4u
    @Nomicro4u 6 лет назад +1692

    Bible Study with Woolie needs to have it's own segment on the podcast.

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 6 лет назад +22

      He brother would be proud.

    • @SANDWICHshuriken
      @SANDWICHshuriken 6 лет назад +56

      "How hath god blighted pat?" Needs to be a section in the bible.

    • @bonebard6178
      @bonebard6178 6 лет назад +32

      i would hapily attend the first darlington church of christ

    • @Elfarcher73
      @Elfarcher73 6 лет назад +6

      It just needs to replace the podcast

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion 6 лет назад +9

      I enjoyed the theology discussion while watching the Eyes of Heaven run, I wouldn't mind more (even though I'm not Christian). Also I know nothing about the Friends' personal lives, but I'm sure if Pat is married and has a cat, he loves his wife and cat more than any fictional character.

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 6 лет назад +674

    "When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
    -Stephen King

    • @sketchstevens5859
      @sketchstevens5859 6 лет назад +5

      Lol. Where can I read that one?

    • @cheese4g
      @cheese4g 6 лет назад +38

      Jack Pride I heard it in Storm of the Century which is a TV miniseries that Stephen King wrote the screenplay for but isn't actually based off of any of his books. I don't know if that line is in any of his books or not.
      Funnily enough, my library does have the screenplay chilling on the shelf right next to his novels, so you could probably find the screenplay in a library or bookstore that just assumed it was a novel and didn't bother to check.

    • @MysteriousJojo
      @MysteriousJojo 6 лет назад +16

      Jack Pride It's called Storm Of The Century

    • @sketchstevens5859
      @sketchstevens5859 6 лет назад +3

      Cheese4G Thanks for the info. Same @MysteriousJoJo

    • @jordanetherington1922
      @jordanetherington1922 6 лет назад

      It's pretty good

  • @Sanodi21
    @Sanodi21 6 лет назад +589

    Losing his home is one thing. Losing his family is another. But getting *Yamcha'd* ? That's too far, even by the devil's standards

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime 6 лет назад +44

      Akira Toriyama more evil than the devil confirmed.

    • @superelitejimi4165
      @superelitejimi4165 6 лет назад +31

      I mean... at least he’s super good at baseball... right?

  • @fireandthunder9862
    @fireandthunder9862 6 лет назад +587

    I remember having an old bible with little captions and lessons for tweens and it said something along the lines of "The book of Job tackles the question of why bad things happen to good people." To which the answer appears to be God has a gambling problem and Satan is an enabler.

    • @EndorphinSauce
      @EndorphinSauce 6 лет назад +38

      Fire and Thunder or our ancestors put us in this situation in the first place (see Adam and Eve) and we have the opportunity to get ourselves out, but until then it’s life wall comboing us until we keel over and reach paradise.

    • @VSPhotfries
      @VSPhotfries 6 лет назад +33

      +Kevin Mairena Naw, I think his version makes more sense.

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 5 лет назад +23

      @@EndorphinSauce because of a snake? Bullshit, snakes are too stupid to talk and only want to curl up on a rock or under a baseboard. Why the bible gotta bully snakes huh? Snakes did nothing to you...except the venomous ones, they might have killed someone, but to be fair it was self defense, humans are really dangerous. They had no choice really.

    • @KrytenKoro
      @KrytenKoro 4 года назад +28

      @@EndorphinSauce babies who have brittle bone syndrome and die in birth, or a day later.
      Who's that for?

    • @gatfatf
      @gatfatf 4 года назад +26

      @@EndorphinSauce What a great show of how much He cares about free will, to have the two biggest judgement of my life to be based on the actions of people I've never met. Truly a champion of self determination and choice.

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 6 лет назад +384

    The pat-cuts to "Got it." are like, the best bit.

  • @Aboveup
    @Aboveup 6 лет назад +629

    So what you're saying is, Job is like a JRPG character building up his town and social links, only for all of it to be taken away in the second game. But it's fine though, he builds it up again so nothing was truly lost except everything he ever cared for.

    • @AlexStarkiller1
      @AlexStarkiller1 6 лет назад +80

      Aboveup Except in a jrpg you fight god for letting it happen/causing it so it's good

    • @wareagle3065
      @wareagle3065 6 лет назад +62

      He even got some bullshit diseases and shit but still pulled through. Just something the devs put in to make the veteran players feel like there is something different and more challenging than the last game.

    • @Aboveup
      @Aboveup 6 лет назад +30

      I'm mostly thinking along terms of Suikoden having literally done this. You don't fight god much when you move on past Final Fantasy.

    • @dephonnelzy5536
      @dephonnelzy5536 6 лет назад +5

      Aboveup i... Didn't notice that. Good eye

    • @aptspire
      @aptspire 4 года назад +4

      When you go from Peacewalker 100% base upgraded to MGSV

  • @DragonfameDracas
    @DragonfameDracas 6 лет назад +1348

    Pat trading Paige and Elmo for his monster hunter "family" is almost too real.

    • @-Cetus-
      @-Cetus- 6 лет назад +60

      Hypno-Thorax he needs a behelit sent to him

    • @MuffinHunterX
      @MuffinHunterX 6 лет назад +60

      But he _hates_ The Handler. ...For some reason.

    • @DragonfameDracas
      @DragonfameDracas 6 лет назад +20

      @muffinhunterX That's why it is only *almost*

    • @JaseHateRadio
      @JaseHateRadio 6 лет назад

      ALMOST???

    • @ianlabat8724
      @ianlabat8724 6 лет назад +20

      I fucking lost it when it got to that part

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 6 лет назад +849

    god tried to stop woolie by deleting his video

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 6 лет назад +78

      Devon Palmer
      But woolie was like
      "No God is great I love God" so God made sure his reupload would get more views

    • @gumbobadman
      @gumbobadman 6 лет назад +48

      This one weird trick god doesnt want you to know

    • @ngmajora6986
      @ngmajora6986 6 лет назад +23

      Unfortunately God is going to catch those hands once more

    • @RunningBlade2184
      @RunningBlade2184 6 лет назад +7

      God demonized the video

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 6 лет назад +2

      nah that was the devil man. God protected Woolie.

  • @N00BSYBORG
    @N00BSYBORG 6 лет назад +892

    Hey man. Sometimes you gotta stack those bodies until you can reach that new, better family in the sky.

    • @porkhill6665
      @porkhill6665 6 лет назад

      N00BSYBORG Ayyyie it's you again :)

    • @M7S4I5L8V2A
      @M7S4I5L8V2A 6 лет назад +7

      GRRRRRIIIIFFFFFFFFIIIIITTTTTHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    • @N00BSYBORG
      @N00BSYBORG 6 лет назад +19

      Seth foreal I am here now. Like a shitty, gremlin version of All Might.

    • @yakumoyomi5765
      @yakumoyomi5765 6 лет назад +6

      N00BSYBORG
      The hero we need...the hero we deserve. Hallowed be thy name.

    • @LV99MasterMonk
      @LV99MasterMonk 6 лет назад +24

      You forgot to credit Griffith for that quote

  • @TheFuryHasCome
    @TheFuryHasCome 6 лет назад +292

    “I love all my children equally. I don’t care for Job.”

    • @Jensegaense
      @Jensegaense 6 лет назад +73

      "I care enough about Job to replace his stuff. Fuck everyone who knew Job that died tho!"

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 6 лет назад +12

      Jensegaense
      They at least got a free ticket to heaven... right?

    • @pbk6623
      @pbk6623 5 лет назад +10

      Right????

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 3 года назад +1

      @@ImmaLittlePip Pre-Jesus, they're all in Hell with the Virtuous Pagans.

  • @fake._
    @fake._ 6 лет назад +218

    Man Hearing Pat puppet Job with the animation is cracking me up

  • @ColdNorth0628
    @ColdNorth0628 6 лет назад +227

    he gets a new family *snaps fingers* upgrade right? *snaps fingers* upgrade?

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 6 лет назад +21

      carlos conde
      Mmmmmmmmmm

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 6 лет назад +24

      Boop a da boop boop boop boop ba doop a doop boopa da boop what's new in the news?

    • @MelBrooksKA
      @MelBrooksKA 6 лет назад +24

      "But... you ruined my save data..."

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 6 лет назад +8

      “But look at all dis end-game equipment ya got now!”

  • @ZarikZX
    @ZarikZX 6 лет назад +263

    Woolie vs God should be a substitution for Summer Bible School. All the same facts, none of the time wasted.

    • @yakumoyomi5765
      @yakumoyomi5765 6 лет назад +42

      I probably would have not minded the pretense and bullshittery of Church folk if the preacher would have broken down the Bible like this. As it stands, my Church experience was essentially:
      "Shut up, child. Don't question the Bible."
      Old Black folks love them some Jesus, and really hate when someone pokes holes in biblical tales.

    • @lifeiscrap103
      @lifeiscrap103 6 лет назад +29

      +Yakumo Yomi
      Like any fanboy who gets mad when you talk about the flaws in their favorite thing.

    • @danielyoung6778
      @danielyoung6778 4 года назад

      Is that a thing?

  • @Goblin-King-
    @Goblin-King- 6 лет назад +102

    and that's not even mentioning jobs three friends that came up to him and was like "oh job what could you have possibly done, what atrocities have you committed for God to do this to you. he would never do this to you without you deserving this !!"

    • @darkraioxxx
      @darkraioxxx 6 лет назад +33

      defiant decay Then his wife is all like just curse god.

    • @fireandthunder9862
      @fireandthunder9862 6 лет назад +41

      Not to mention God gets angry at them for doing this. Like how dare they assume that a man who lost literally all his worldly possessions, servants and family in a single day through multiple concentrated calamities might have been someone who did something bad.

    • @Zorpike
      @Zorpike 6 лет назад +23

      Fire and Thunder Well, yeah. The main point of the whole book is that misfortune in life doesn't mean that God's angry with you, and that you shouldn't automatically assume that somebody in a bad situation has done something wrong

    • @AncelDeLambert
      @AncelDeLambert 6 лет назад +1

      fucking RATS for friends!

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 5 лет назад +21

      @@Zorpike Then they did a poor job at it, because it looks like God has a gambling problem. The church is incompetent.

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 6 лет назад +138

    I'm a little bothered by how you guys missed the whole ending of Job where Job's neighbours are all taunting him being like "Oh, God must hate you which is why you're cursed!" (which goes on for WAY too fucking long) then Job is like "Oh my God, why do you do such horrible things, even to good people like me who always praised you!?" and God comes down and basically says "Fuck you, you ain't got shit on me." and goes on a rant about how great he is. Then at the very end he's basically just "Now that I got all that out, have some replacement shit" and Job lived for a long time after, the end.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 3 года назад +18

      Actually God specifically showed him, at the end, something that utterly shattered Job's own self-righteousness and pride in said righteousness...That he would have to fight a fucking LEVIATHAN to be able to get God on board without calming down the Self Righteousness. Job reasonably backs down, HARD, and because he still praised God, he got back everything tenfold

    • @PixelatedFlu
      @PixelatedFlu 3 года назад +17

      So Job bitched out of a Souls boss fight?

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 3 года назад +17

      @@PixelatedFlu No, he wisely backed down from a Mountain sized beast when all he had was wounds (not even clothes on his back)

    • @_Sage967_
      @_Sage967_ 2 года назад +17

      @@boxtank5288 the tyrant basically aimed a nuke at him and said "if you survive this the sure, ill totally take the L". Job was screwed so hard it was as if they already used a nuke on them and this one was just a victory lap

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 2 года назад +1

      @@_Sage967_ I wouldn't call it tyranny, it was after a pretty lengthy discussion.

  • @liarman8794
    @liarman8794 6 лет назад +212

    Switch Satan and God with any Greek gods and it just fits into Greek mythology so well that i'm surprised this wasn't stolen.

    • @MisterCrim
      @MisterCrim 6 лет назад +80

      I wrote this same story in 6th grade except I replaced God and Satan with Thor and Loki. I got an A. My teacher was dumb.

    • @zachk3702
      @zachk3702 6 лет назад +27

      Zeus v Hera let's go

    • @r15835
      @r15835 6 лет назад +3

      Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa~~ 🙂

    • @liarman8794
      @liarman8794 6 лет назад

      Donn Clueless Charade you are ?

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 6 лет назад +24

      how much you wanna bet those stories are drawing from the same source? because that's generally how it goes.

  • @aceman556
    @aceman556 6 лет назад +18

    That zoom in in Job at the end is such comedy gold I can’t even find the words. amazing work Wetly. You too Mothman

  • @yummyfrostboro2934
    @yummyfrostboro2934 6 лет назад +19

    "that plague shit"
    *Pat shows one of my favourite art pieces from Plague*
    WELL EXCUSE ME, well done sir, I say well done.

  • @insertdeadname
    @insertdeadname 6 лет назад +45

    I absolutely love these! The animation makes then even funnier than they were on stream.

  • @Skully31-k9f
    @Skully31-k9f 6 лет назад +57

    God these are the fucking best!

  • @Jhobe_Z
    @Jhobe_Z 6 лет назад +53

    I wanna see abridged bible stories by Woolie being a regular scheduled thing

  • @GingiahIan
    @GingiahIan 6 лет назад +101

    Frame Perfect Intro

    • @bruhyote132
      @bruhyote132 6 лет назад +2

      Ian Moller You fucking scumbag, that’s a *great* comment.

    • @JahTubeYT
      @JahTubeYT 6 лет назад

      Anyone know where the music is from?

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 6 лет назад +138

    Job: I've made a huge mistake.

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 6 лет назад +1

      It’s fine though.

    • @Ookler
      @Ookler 6 лет назад +2

      This is the story of a dead family and the one son who had no other choice but to accept his life with a new one. It's Job's Arrested Development.

  • @SepiaGraffiti
    @SepiaGraffiti 6 лет назад +49

    I love Jordan's animations so much >_

    • @INDECISIVEjew
      @INDECISIVEjew 6 лет назад +7

      Karate Pistol Fist I love u so much

  • @R0B1NG5
    @R0B1NG5 6 лет назад +52

    Job: The original Jobber.

  • @JeedyJay
    @JeedyJay 6 лет назад +92

    Woolie VS God: Lucky Job 2: The Runback

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 6 лет назад +3

      Love that idea board, by the way.

  • @destructodude
    @destructodude 6 лет назад +29

    So, basically... "let's start making another one."

  • @digidrveKJ
    @digidrveKJ 6 лет назад +16

    Little did we know Job was the first JoJo his stand is [Family Tree] which let's him always get a new family

  • @MrKuemmelbrot
    @MrKuemmelbrot 6 лет назад +9

    I need more old testament stories in my life. Fuck how did people read this and go: "This seems reasonable"?

  • @ReachStudioPro
    @ReachStudioPro 6 лет назад +13

    I love these "Woolie vs God" so much. It's the best. I wish we got more of these more often.

  • @CapedJoel
    @CapedJoel 6 лет назад +5

    As a former Sunday School kid myself this story always stuck out in my mind. And I'm clearly not alone Woolie did his version here & I remember South Park did their own version.

  • @neojin
    @neojin 6 лет назад +7

    I love how PAt is the one doing the devil's work with every "Got it."

  • @r15835
    @r15835 6 лет назад +4

    I think the best part about this animation is Job being a puppet, easily used and shared between the crew.

  • @DB-su4ke
    @DB-su4ke 6 лет назад +6

    I think my favorite Best Friends Lore involves Woolie reluctantly telling Biblical stories, then gradually getting hype about it as he continues. it touches a special place in my backsliding christian heart.

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 5 лет назад +4

    "The Plague shit"
    I died when he pulled out the picture lol. That is one plague I would looooove to have!

  • @crackerjack452
    @crackerjack452 6 лет назад +59

    Yeah pat WOULD ditch paige and elmo for MonHun

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion 6 лет назад +4

      HA, if he was _an idiot!_
      Oh, wait...

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 6 лет назад +102

    "Eeeeh"

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 6 лет назад +128

    0:58 kono godo powah

    • @stylara
      @stylara 6 лет назад +21

      STAND MASTER: Job
      STAND NAME: Revelation

    • @helios2939
      @helios2939 6 лет назад +10

      A in Generosity? what a loser,couldn't even defeat Heaven Ascension DIO

    • @superelitejimi4165
      @superelitejimi4165 6 лет назад

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLIE

    • @luisalonso959
      @luisalonso959 6 лет назад +2

      Feel the powah of GODO HANDO!!

    • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503
      @ScorpioTheScorpion1503 6 лет назад +3

      STAND NAME: *[ LOSING MY RELIGION ]*

  • @ohlawd6763
    @ohlawd6763 6 лет назад +16

    I forgot this series existed. Goddamn do I love that intro

  • @Nightweaver1
    @Nightweaver1 6 лет назад +13

    Man, I'm really glad I don't have to worry about any of that stuff. The god stuff I mean.

  • @yoshiunity
    @yoshiunity 6 лет назад +20

    3:13 Elmo, no. Don't flip off Pat.

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion 6 лет назад

      *_"NOT THE MAMMA!"_*

    • @iller3
      @iller3 6 лет назад

      yeah why do that when you can SHIT IN HIS TUB

  • @JCHauntsman
    @JCHauntsman 6 лет назад +106

    Pat may replace Paige, but he could never replace Elmo.

    • @no1List
      @no1List 6 лет назад +25

      thats clearly new mon hun elmo, not replaced, simply upgraded

    • @Zer0BloodX
      @Zer0BloodX 6 лет назад

      Zero bones Thanks Pope

  • @LuckeeStrikee
    @LuckeeStrikee 6 лет назад +28

    @3:13 I appreciate the half slipped off sock on Paige, but her truer form would have had her god-awful white boots.

    • @AlexStarkiller1
      @AlexStarkiller1 6 лет назад

      Luckee Strikee and unmentionable amounts of mustard

    • @trevholmes186
      @trevholmes186 6 лет назад +1

      Paige's mustard obsession fills me with unspeakable rage. I hate mustard to begin with, so seeing someone not even use it properly feels like a targeted insult towards me personally.

  • @coltonallgire1135
    @coltonallgire1135 6 лет назад +16

    *THIS. MORE OF THIS.*

  • @Sapheiorus
    @Sapheiorus 6 лет назад +440

    Job did remain faithful to God, but he challenged God to answer for what was happening to him. In fact, he had been praying for death and lamenting his fate with a set of friends as witnesses, who stated that he must have done something wrong to have God punish him like this. When God responded to Job's questioning, God just pulled rank and said, "Bitch, do you think you KNOW better than me? I am the one who created everything!"
    God never actually gives Job an explanation for what has happened; he just lays down the "I am the shit, so I am unquestionable" doctrine that worshippers eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Job acquiesced at that point, being all, "Oh, I can't fathom the reasons you do things, so I'll stop trying". He never learned that his suffering was for the sake of a giant bet with an accuser angel about how a faith-science experiment (with Job as the guinea pig) would turn out... and maybe a few pages in a book that we would look upon as being remarkably telling for what an asshole God is, even to his best.

    • @felixdaniels37
      @felixdaniels37 6 лет назад +53

      Sapheiorus
      At the very least God tried to make amends at the end. It's not like he just left him to die, he gave him all of his stuff back with interest. Yeah, he didn't get his family back, but he's practically guaranteed a spot at heaven whuch means he ended up reunited with his family at the end of it all.
      Plus, that was Old Testament God. New Testament God is practically a different being altogether and didn't pull nearly the amount of shit.

    • @darkraioxxx
      @darkraioxxx 6 лет назад +25

      Master Markus humans were killing each other and doing stupid shit. So I can't really blame god for smacking some sense into them.
      Wasn't that called the Silent 500 or something. God just left for 500 years.

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 6 лет назад +7

      it's true, i eat that shit up. i love it. it's the best.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 6 лет назад +29

      I don't know, that's not in the Bible.
      Also, I don't think "You're a bad person, so I'm going to kill everyone around you" is exactly reasonable or righteous, but that's Yahweh!

    • @kestral63
      @kestral63 6 лет назад +50

      Also Satan wasn't originally God's enemy but an employee who hurt people on His behalf. He's one of those things that got retconned in the New Testament since God was such a genocidal asshole, they pretended there was a whole other supervillain to blame.
      It was more like God and one of his own thugs killed a servant's family because they got bored. Just not bored enough to explain themselves afterward.

  • @adamruiz3683
    @adamruiz3683 6 лет назад +7

    I love Pat being Devil's Little Helper.

  • @andieallison6792
    @andieallison6792 2 года назад +3

    Job in the Yamcha pose is fucking amazing.

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo 6 лет назад +4

    "I signed Job, he's the best god-praiser in the business. But I SIGNED him.... to make an EXAMPLE of him!"

  • @TheCthultist
    @TheCthultist 6 лет назад +1

    “The Plauge shit” with the goddamn picture from Bludémon fucking killed me. Well done Mr. Welty.

  • @nothingspringstomind
    @nothingspringstomind Год назад +1

    Just came back to this after watching Good Omens season 2's interpretation of Job. "I have a permit."

  • @DinosaurSatan
    @DinosaurSatan 6 лет назад +3

    Pat as Satan's little helper is an amazing character that needs to show up in more blaminations.

  • @Tektur1
    @Tektur1 6 лет назад +1

    Man, I love those animations, you're great at adding some visual flair to their conversations

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo 6 лет назад +1

    "Cancel Scalebound" in the board on the back.
    Fuck , man. Too soon.

  • @6powersofM
    @6powersofM 6 лет назад +5

    Idea board:
    "Maybe"
    Cancel Scalebound
    ouch
    Edit: Later on there's also a Scalebound tombstone in the graveyard xD

  • @OzymandiasRex
    @OzymandiasRex 6 лет назад +6

    I lost it at the Plague shit!!

  • @holyflutterofgod
    @holyflutterofgod 6 лет назад +1

    Holy fuck this is so fucking good. I remember listening this on thet podcast like "Oh they're playing this up for animation's sake." FUCK ME IT WAS WORTH IT.

  • @theawkwardpotato264
    @theawkwardpotato264 6 лет назад +4

    I would pay for a Woolie Reads: The Bible podcast or similar service. Cause godamn is it the best thing to listen too

  • @SLiMmcl
    @SLiMmcl 4 года назад +1

    The 2 parts I love the most is Pat going "Got it" and he changes his surrondings
    Then Pat says the moral of the story and Woolz goes "EEhhhhh" haha

  • @mahatmagandhiful
    @mahatmagandhiful 6 лет назад +4

    Pat eating his own ear wax at 3:00 had me cackling for some reason.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 6 лет назад +1

      it's b/c he draws power from its BITTERNESS

  • @jreedzz3737
    @jreedzz3737 6 лет назад +1

    The 'ol spicy keychain is fucking hilarious. God bless you Mr. Welty.

  • @alanahillman-smith2860
    @alanahillman-smith2860 6 лет назад +1

    Idk if watching this makes the pain go away or makes it worse. Either or i'll miss discussions like these😢😢😢

  • @DuelistRL
    @DuelistRL 6 лет назад +2

    These are on par if not BETTER than the Ricky Gervais podcast animations. Please keep up the great work!

  • @CabooseLoL
    @CabooseLoL 6 лет назад +2

    This seriously needs to be its own series! Holy shit this is gold!

  • @Kry-Edge
    @Kry-Edge 6 лет назад +2

    This are the best, the animation is amazing. Jordan good fucking job

  • @Unownshipper
    @Unownshipper 6 лет назад +1

    And that's why no parent names their kid Job anymore. No one wants to run the risk of a repeat scenario. How many Jobs do you know?

  • @ChillaxingJay
    @ChillaxingJay 2 года назад +1

    Job in the Yamcha death pose killed me 💀

  • @liefericson6496
    @liefericson6496 6 лет назад +2

    "Oh lord, how couldst thou giveth thine own prophet the spicy keychain?"

  • @dagdammit
    @dagdammit 6 лет назад +32

    0:18 Genesis was all right, but the Bible really takes off once the hebrews get to the Earth Kingdom.

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 6 лет назад +3

      Part 1. Cursed Blood
      Part 2. Exodus: Battle Tendency

    • @bellial974
      @bellial974 5 лет назад

      @@phantomspaceman judges would be Battle tendency, that's when they go to claim the land

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 5 лет назад +2

      @@bellial974Judges, with a new character every episode with a special power? That's totally Stardust Crusaders. Sampson is Star Platinum.

  • @chrustosking4812
    @chrustosking4812 6 лет назад

    This would have to be one of my most favorite random series to come from these guys, keep it up guys!!!

  • @szskits9786
    @szskits9786 6 лет назад

    Man I'll never get tired of that intro. You've got the hypest intro on youtube no doubt.

  • @madamastersgaming
    @madamastersgaming 5 лет назад +1

    Nothing more real than being a mortal used as the subject for a get between two eternal warring gods

  • @YellowJacketKaraguchi
    @YellowJacketKaraguchi 6 лет назад +6

    re-up loaded cuz intro was messed up lol

  • @6powersofM
    @6powersofM 6 лет назад +3

    Holy shit is that Mae from Night in the Woods among the graffiti at 0:32

  • @ackbarreserve
    @ackbarreserve 6 лет назад +2

    I WISH, oh how I wish, that the Handler had an ounce of Paige's character and charisma. At least her face-stuffing with food would be hilarious "Hey Hadler I need to post... Wait, were you drinking from a bottle of Heinz ketchup right now? Is that mustard on that plate AND NOTHING ELSE?"

    • @Crusader820
      @Crusader820 6 лет назад

      The Handler would totally be one of those anime girls that puts mayonnaise on literally everything and that's 30% of their character traits.

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 6 лет назад

    I love of the little references in these animations, sock puppet Job and the yamcha death pose killed me

  • @Rokkxl
    @Rokkxl 6 лет назад

    Wow I was hoping you would do this after hearing the story in one of the latest podcasts and man you knocked it out of the park. Holy shit, great work!

  • @chertikinamoto
    @chertikinamoto 5 лет назад +4

    If Church was taught by Woolie I might actually go.

    • @jimmyelkordy3752
      @jimmyelkordy3752 5 лет назад

      Cherti Kinamoto only if there’s wrestling involved

  • @LuminousLead
    @LuminousLead 6 лет назад

    Boy there's a lot of side-gags in this animation! Excellent!

  • @Pelvic_Thrust1
    @Pelvic_Thrust1 6 лет назад

    There are so many SBF lore eastereggs in ever frame of this you could probably build a RUclips channel based on analysing these

  • @jacpas2012
    @jacpas2012 6 лет назад +2

    1:04 he a great guy who has a giant
    heart.

  • @Smoofyful
    @Smoofyful 6 лет назад

    The board is hilarious. Especially the no Pat! in response to the previous point.
    Droopy page is also good. The eyes and the sock really do it.

  • @ValetinoLovebird
    @ValetinoLovebird Год назад +1

    Pat being the Devil's assistant is awesome

  • @Dantarn
    @Dantarn 6 лет назад +4

    To be fair all of Job's pals and family went to heaven since he got dat direct line to God so it was all gucci

  • @ijustreview
    @ijustreview 6 лет назад +1

    This animation style and the facial expressions reminds me of Home Movies.

  • @JamesHulltheFabulousJ
    @JamesHulltheFabulousJ 6 лет назад +1

    it's actually even worse than described, because at his lowest, Job questions what he has done to deserve it all. Then God appears before him, and for like 120 verses is all "I'm so fucking great, consider all the shit I did! What have *you* done Job? 'xactly. So just shuddap and don't question me again." (Job: 38-42)

  • @acezar2644
    @acezar2644 6 лет назад +1

    "new wife and kids, better than the old wife and kids"
    oohh peach is going berserk on that

  • @dodgerthud6645
    @dodgerthud6645 6 лет назад +1

    This is hands down some of the best shit on RUclips.

  • @SolidSnnake
    @SolidSnnake 6 лет назад +1

    these just get better and better

  • @settingittowumbo1953
    @settingittowumbo1953 6 лет назад +3

    I mean they're dead and all, but God probably explained that they all died because of a bet when they got to heaven lmao

  • @BSGA22
    @BSGA22 6 лет назад

    I have been catching up on podcast and just heard this one yesterday.

  • @awsomeDualshock
    @awsomeDualshock 6 лет назад +1

    Pat as Satan's operative is very fitting for some reason...

  • @PlumPoko
    @PlumPoko 6 лет назад +1

    These stuff are criminally underrated.

  • @mattotterpop
    @mattotterpop 6 лет назад

    Holy fucking shit, I loved this video way tooo much!!! The animation is so on point! love it!

  • @DiamondBrickZ
    @DiamondBrickZ 5 лет назад +5

    0:27 I see that Mae.

  • @rokettoosuka6394
    @rokettoosuka6394 6 лет назад +1

    3:09 Paige watch out. Woolie is dipping into Pat's mind.

  • @psman85
    @psman85 6 лет назад

    Jesus these videos are the best shit ever, please keep them coming.

  • @PixelleHearts
    @PixelleHearts 6 лет назад

    OMG... the Plague and Yamcha bits... you can't just throw those in their outta the blue and do that to me man. I can only laugh so much in succession.

  • @silverroddo1468
    @silverroddo1468 6 лет назад +2

    Awesome animation by Jordan, he did it. And thanks to Roddo, whomever he is, for asking a simple yet powerful question. Didn't Jobe also go on to win a Grammy for best song, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"?

  • @MaskedHeroLucky
    @MaskedHeroLucky 6 лет назад +1

    Don't forget that Job's wife lived just long enough to tell him to just curse God and die, and Job was like "nah, that's stupid".

    • @darkraioxxx
      @darkraioxxx 6 лет назад

      Masked Hero Lucky i always wonder what happen to her.