Jacob's entire family line is a trip. Joseph was Jacob's favorite son (like, not even bothering to hide it levels of favoritism) solely because his dead mother was Jacob's favorite waifu. And then there's the Rape of Dinah story: Jacob's other sons literally convince the soldiers of an entire tribe to *castrate* themselves, then slaughtered them while they recovered, enslaved everyone else, and burned their whole city down, as revenge for the chief's son raping their sister.
shit man, the first time i saw this i didnt know who Joseph Joestar even was to get that little reference to him being on screen there. and now he is my favorite character from the series.
Thank you. I needed this. Years after the split, and I still miss these four (sometimes asshole-ish) buddies!! Miss their content, and happy to see that people are coming up with amazing ways to keep them relevant and alive.
You know, as much as I miss the Best Friends and the Best Friendcast, I sure as hell don't miss this audio quality. Any time they get excited and talk over each other the podcast becomes unlistenable.
Just like I no longer need to play the inferior RE games when I've played the superior Umbrella/Darkside Chronicles, I no longer need to go to church because I've seen this explanation of bible stories. Thank you for saving my soul
No one has ever been able to tell dumb Bible stories as well as these boys. Long live the Zaibotsu in the form of the Flophouse and Castle Super Beast! Double hypeness for the second one.
I said it last time and I'll say it again: that wasn't an angel, and Jacob wasn't young. Instead, Jacob was an old man, and he wrestled GOD HIMSELF, LIKE IT WAS THE FUCKIN END OF MGS4. AND HE FUCKING WON AND GOT BOTH A BLESSING AND HIS NAME CHANGED TO ISRAEL.
well, since the old version is gone, it seems i need to bring back my comment! it's even better than what woolie is saying, because jacob didn't wrestle an angel, he wrestled the angel of the lord, AKA _God's avatar on earth._ and better than that, god apparently tried to hit jacob below the belt (the exact location is "the hollow of the thigh") and hit jacob hard enough to dislocate his leg, and god STILL lost.
@@joshlee7449 while it is true that "the man" said that if jacob saw his face, he would be obliterated, that isn't why he submitted. jacob pinned him, even after the nut shot, so the man submitted before the sun could rise and show jacob his face, and the man renamed jacob to israel as the father of the nation as proof of his victory.
I STILL TALK ABOUT THIS CLIP AND THIS ANIMATION! Cranky, this was truly one of your best in my opinion! Continue doing your best and feeling your best! P.S The true origin of Woolie vs GOD
MrRenard7785 Right?! If you tell kids stuff like THIS then they’d totally be into it! Why do they think kids loved JRPG’s? They made religion fun and didn’t bore them to death with the same stuff their parents tell them at home. Reminder, the DOOM series is the most Christian game series in existence. Do not get corrupted by demons. Demons are smelly, gross and evil. Take your shotguns and kill those filthy demons! Also be nice to your fellow man since your so strong in comparison you can so easily hurt someone if you don’t hold back your true strength. Unless they are a threat, then take them out. Especially if they hang with evil demons!
My favorite Bible protag is Elisha, specifically because of the one story where a king keeps sending a bunch of soldiers to arrest him and God just burns them all to a crisp. The captain of the third wave, upon seeing all the charred bodies surrounding this man, wisely decides not to try and fuck with Elisha.
@@ZROSTARS Exactly. And the funniest part is that the captain of the third wave just asks Elisha nicely come and meet the king, and Elisha agrees because at this point I think he realizes that if anyone tries anything against him, they're getting scorched.
Didn't Jacob punch God in the dick too? Like in the Bible it says something about Jacob touching his (God's) thigh, and back then a groin injury was also consider a leg injury or something? So it can be interpreted as Jacob punching God in the dick and/or testies.
some sources say it was Samael who he wrestled with. Y'know, husband of Lilith, Father Of Demons? (I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just pointing it out)
I still hold onto hope that they can reconcile and become separate collaborators With how intertwined they are professionally it seems like it would take more energy to ignore each other than to just be cool
@@lunaris69 honestly I think believe the speculation that gf/wife drama was the final nail It was so abrupt that it had to have been a fight I really liked Liam and kept up with all of his solo content right up until that tweet where he suggested that he was happy SBFP was over and he knew it was a matter of time Either way. It feels like they threw away their legacy right as they were becoming an essential part of the gaming zeitgeist
I think my favourite part of Jacob wrestling the angel that goes over looked here is that Jacob didn't wrestle any rando Angel he wrestle Micheal the Archangel Micheal the Archangel was part of the heaven and hell war and he PERSONALLY DEFEATED SATAN during the war and probably was the one that single handly saved heaven Which means that jacob wrestled and won aganist the only person who literally could defeat the lord of all evil in hand to hand combat. Jacob is soemthing else
wow 😆 Wikipedia says that another interpretation is that the angel was in fact Jesus or God :)) Imagine wrestling with Jesus just to force him to bless you 😆
Jonah was a not bad character, God want to send him to a town, Jonah say sayonara and yeeted out, God then sends the pinnochio whale and brings him to that said town
The best part about the Jacob wrestle is the fact that some interpretations of that verse says that it's not even an ordinary angel. it's fucking Big G he was fighting. While he had a dislocated hip.
Yeah, lets make sure we're not inaccurate about the book that prominently features talking snakes, people spontaneously turning into salt, simple physical contact healing blindness and leprosy, and thirty one other flavors of magical bullshit.
@@JackSilver1410 also the most well preserved and cutting novel depicting the true human experience including murder, dismemberment, tyranny, hope, rebellion, true friendship and death. Parts of the bible are more than 4 thousand years old and are exactly as they were 2500 years ago. If you hate the bible, you haven't read it or you don't like what it says about you.
@@LeifMaelstrom The hell kind of point is that? Just because something is old doesn't mean it's good. Slavery's been a concept for millennia, that doesn't make it awesome. Yeah, I don't like what it says about me. By embracing human nature, using strong emotions as fuel, and refusing to live as a weak and cringing coward, the bible arbitrarily deems me a piece of shit. And the four billion brainless gobshites that take everything it says as nothing short of absolute truth agree without consideration. Golly gee, who wouldn't be just tickled pink by that concept? So tell me, siwmae, what is the point you're trying to make here? Are you going to stand there and tell me that I should spit in the face of the person who raised me into who I am today? That I should just throw aside what makes me me because some dusty old book that has been the source of four thousand years of division and bloodshed says so?
jacob wrestling the anel is made more awesome by the fact that people often forget jacob is depicted as being elderly when he wrestles the angel or atleast middle aged with greying hair, i mean their this one painting where he's young with long brown hair, but every other descriptive picture has him looking like someone's dad, like the kind of dad who when standing around doesn't look like much, but you've seen that man lift a motor out of a vehicle with his bare hands kind of dad lol one of my favorite stories lol, proving brute force is sometimes the best option, but only sometimes
its hilarious to me how religious people love to call back to that story which is probably one of the more damning and morally devoid stories in the book. If you actually look into it they dont come out looking so good.
Oh god!! Does anyone know what episode of the podcast this is from? I just remember the story that Pat told of God summoning bears to maul a bunch of kids to death for making fun of a bald man and I need to see them all again!!
I want to bust out my knowledge of the Bible to call bullshit on Woollies family cult interpretations of it. But then I remember this is the Internet and I choose to stop and not make an ass of myself.
IT RETURNS! But for real, I'm happy to see you return, Cranky. Thank you for all the love you've been sending us, and I hope you receive as much back for the future.
Hey, what happened to all the old videos and animations? I saw this in my sub box and found a couple of older ones still missing (the "its me" Undertale one, for example).
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I love the air conditioner running full blast in the background to excuse their shitty recording rigs at the time.
FUCK YOU I DIDNT NOTICE IT TILL YOU SAID SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@SpecialJess2 thats amazing
Jacob's entire family line is a trip. Joseph was Jacob's favorite son (like, not even bothering to hide it levels of favoritism) solely because his dead mother was Jacob's favorite waifu. And then there's the Rape of Dinah story: Jacob's other sons literally convince the soldiers of an entire tribe to *castrate* themselves, then slaughtered them while they recovered, enslaved everyone else, and burned their whole city down, as revenge for the chief's son raping their sister.
Iirc it was circumcision not castration.
This is high levels of boy's lunchroom table energy
@@TheBowTizzle oh no, it ain't, it's a compliment. It's basically a "boys ve like" thing
shit man, the first time i saw this i didnt know who Joseph Joestar even was to get that little reference to him being on screen there. and now he is my favorite character from the series.
God these were good golden times so many memories have been brought back
when technicolor joseph showed up was that a PSO sound ?
Speak it to me, Woolie
the gold old days
It’s such a strong podcast segment meshed with a such a strong animation.
Thank you. I needed this.
Years after the split, and I still miss these four (sometimes asshole-ish) buddies!! Miss their content, and happy to see that people are coming up with amazing ways to keep them relevant and alive.
Been forever since I've seen Cranky animation, such a cute style
Came to check in and... yup! Still one of my favorite biblical animations~
You know, as much as I miss the Best Friends and the Best Friendcast, I sure as hell don't miss this audio quality. Any time they get excited and talk over each other the podcast becomes unlistenable.
Just like I no longer need to play the inferior RE games when I've played the superior Umbrella/Darkside Chronicles, I no longer need to go to church because I've seen this explanation of bible stories. Thank you for saving my soul
You are not *LEAVING* until you give me... my fucking *BLESSING*
Matt's delivery of this line gets me every time
Ah The Bible
The original Shonen
Jesus Christ's historical name:
JOshua, son of JOseph.
_I rest my case._
Hands down this was my favorite best friends animation
Reminds me of simpler times...thank you Cranky.
Been looking for this since it got removed, great work dude!
Truly a masterpiece from the past.
Man this brings me back. Ace work!
Dude I miss these
God I miss these boys. No downvotes tho Cranky you doing good, keep the faith.
What the original Podcast Ep???
Bible:Abridged!
No one has ever been able to tell dumb Bible stories as well as these boys. Long live the Zaibotsu in the form of the Flophouse and Castle Super Beast! Double hypeness for the second one.
I said it last time and I'll say it again: that wasn't an angel, and Jacob wasn't young. Instead, Jacob was an old man, and he wrestled GOD HIMSELF, LIKE IT WAS THE FUCKIN END OF MGS4.
AND HE FUCKING WON AND GOT BOTH A BLESSING AND HIS NAME CHANGED TO ISRAEL.
Wow you are still alive
What about David!? He took out Goliath with a single stone!
This is what got me reading Bible stories even though I am atheist. It's like a stupid anime.
BEST ONE!
THANK FUCK ITS BACK! thank you
Is this a reupload
This is the best one thank you so much
well, since the old version is gone, it seems i need to bring back my comment!
it's even better than what woolie is saying, because jacob didn't wrestle an angel, he wrestled the angel of the lord, AKA _God's avatar on earth._
and better than that, god apparently tried to hit jacob below the belt (the exact location is "the hollow of the thigh") and hit jacob hard enough to dislocate his leg, and god STILL lost.
Wasnt the whole reason god gave in because if he didnt jacob would fucking die from looking at him in the sunlight or something?
@@joshlee7449 while it is true that "the man" said that if jacob saw his face, he would be obliterated, that isn't why he submitted. jacob pinned him, even after the nut shot, so the man submitted before the sun could rise and show jacob his face, and the man renamed jacob to israel as the father of the nation as proof of his victory.
I STILL TALK ABOUT THIS CLIP AND THIS ANIMATION! Cranky, this was truly one of your best in my opinion! Continue doing your best and feeling your best!
P.S The true origin of Woolie vs GOD
I’m sure I would’ve been a more religious person if I was told this version of the Bible. Thanks Cranky, this one was always my favorite.
Dude, read the Bible, it gets fucking crazier than this.
MrRenard7785 Sampson is so strong that when a lion attacks him Sampson rips the lions jaws open King Kong style and proceeds to eat it
MrRenard7785
Right?! If you tell kids stuff like THIS then they’d totally be into it!
Why do they think kids loved JRPG’s? They made religion fun and didn’t bore them to death with the same stuff their parents tell them at home.
Reminder, the DOOM series is the most Christian game series in existence. Do not get corrupted by demons. Demons are smelly, gross and evil. Take your shotguns and kill those filthy demons! Also be nice to your fellow man since your so strong in comparison you can so easily hurt someone if you don’t hold back your true strength. Unless they are a threat, then take them out. Especially if they hang with evil demons!
@@RavenCloak13 doom is the most friendly thing to christians along with joshua graham
@@yeetmcskeet1446 if Doomguy met Samson, they'd be best friends
My favorite Bible protag is Elisha, specifically because of the one story where a king keeps sending a bunch of soldiers to arrest him and God just burns them all to a crisp. The captain of the third wave, upon seeing all the charred bodies surrounding this man, wisely decides not to try and fuck with Elisha.
Gods like "No one is jumping my homeboy"
@@ZROSTARS Exactly. And the funniest part is that the captain of the third wave just asks Elisha nicely come and meet the king, and Elisha agrees because at this point I think he realizes that if anyone tries anything against him, they're getting scorched.
Seeing this hurts me, because the Best Friends Zaibatsu is disbanded for good.
Do not cry because its over, smile because it happened.
I still marathon their LP's to help me relax.
at least unless pat says so then crazy talk will activate and the gang will get back together.
@@lionheart6176 We have a plan. Let's get together and make it happen.
@@lionheart6176 We will reach the true timeline!
@@Murdoc2568
_But the future refused to change_
Bible is just old timey manga.
That is all religion and mythology
@@hydro5604 Greek mythology is more anime than modern anime. smh.
@@ergonamix9977
Oh!
Are you talking about Masami Kurumada’s Knight of the Zodiac-Saint Seiya.
That’s awesome.
Years later... I finally get the JoJo reference.
If I recall, this was the one that got me watching these animations. Golden content
Evergreen content
This one, and Pretendokemon really drew me in.
Believe it or not, Jacob was literally just wrestling God. Yea, no joke it was just God he wrestled with.
And when he held him in a hold god pulled a cheap move and just fuckin taps his hip and dislocates it
Didn't Jacob punch God in the dick too? Like in the Bible it says something about Jacob touching his (God's) thigh, and back then a groin injury was also consider a leg injury or something? So it can be interpreted as Jacob punching God in the dick and/or testies.
Dang. Records of ragnarok got started real early
@@drasticplastic1218
Nah! That’s a Knight of the Zodiac-Saint Seiya moment right there.
some sources say it was Samael who he wrestled with. Y'know, husband of Lilith, Father Of Demons?
(I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just pointing it out)
now that this is back, it is time to await the glory of wakka
Jacob got generic blessing, and a supernaturally bestowed dislocated shoulder so he couldn't keep wrestling for more... bibble was wack
Vince McGod had to stop ya boi from taking the World Heavenweight Champion belt from Micheal.
If Woolie does a bible study and he tells stories like this I would tune in.
its so nostalgic seeing this, remembering when they were all such good friends
I still hold onto hope that they can reconcile and become separate collaborators
With how intertwined they are professionally it seems like it would take more energy to ignore each other than to just be cool
@@cjs4363 i wish i knew what happened, theres tons of speculation but why did they go from being inseparable to all breaking up so fast
@@lunaris69 honestly I think believe the speculation that gf/wife drama was the final nail
It was so abrupt that it had to have been a fight
I really liked Liam and kept up with all of his solo content right up until that tweet where he suggested that he was happy SBFP was over and he knew it was a matter of time
Either way. It feels like they threw away their legacy right as they were becoming an essential part of the gaming zeitgeist
yeah, they were growing and getting more popular, then suddenly ded
@@cjs4363
Ugh, it's always the wife/if stuff isn't it?
That shit sucks bro.
Woolie and Pat really changed their feelings for Jacob after this.
Damn. Can't find the Bleetzboll one. Sad face
Everyday we move further from gods light. That's why I'm about to tomb stone this angel until it brings that light closer.
I think my favourite part of Jacob wrestling the angel that goes over looked here is that Jacob didn't wrestle any rando Angel he wrestle Micheal the Archangel
Micheal the Archangel was part of the heaven and hell war and he PERSONALLY DEFEATED SATAN during the war and probably was the one that single handly saved heaven
Which means that jacob wrestled and won aganist the only person who literally could defeat the lord of all evil in hand to hand combat. Jacob is soemthing else
wow 😆
Wikipedia says that another interpretation is that the angel was in fact Jesus or God :)) Imagine wrestling with Jesus just to force him to bless you 😆
Cranky! I absolutely love this animation, but we *NEED* your Metal Wolf Chaos animation back! Pleeeaaase!!
There are only 9 of us?
Thank you so much for re-uploading this, I spent weeks trying to find it after it was deleted
Israel (the biblical figure) literally beats God himself in a wrestling match, until god uses his magic to break his ankle
Fun fact... some (most) translations that wasn't an angel Jacob wrestled... it was God.
Dude wrestled the FREAKING CREATOR and All Mighty... and won.
Genesis 32 in case anybody's wondering the passage in scripture.
Jonah was a not bad character,
God want to send him to a town, Jonah say sayonara and yeeted out,
God then sends the pinnochio whale and brings him to that said town
The best part about the Jacob wrestle is the fact that some interpretations of that verse says that it's not even an ordinary angel. it's fucking Big G he was fighting. While he had a dislocated hip.
This is an unbelievably inaccurate view of the bible. Granted it's hilarious.
Yeah, lets make sure we're not inaccurate about the book that prominently features talking snakes, people spontaneously turning into salt, simple physical contact healing blindness and leprosy, and thirty one other flavors of magical bullshit.
@@JackSilver1410 also the most well preserved and cutting novel depicting the true human experience including murder, dismemberment, tyranny, hope, rebellion, true friendship and death.
Parts of the bible are more than 4 thousand years old and are exactly as they were 2500 years ago.
If you hate the bible, you haven't read it or you don't like what it says about you.
@@LeifMaelstrom The hell kind of point is that? Just because something is old doesn't mean it's good. Slavery's been a concept for millennia, that doesn't make it awesome.
Yeah, I don't like what it says about me. By embracing human nature, using strong emotions as fuel, and refusing to live as a weak and cringing coward, the bible arbitrarily deems me a piece of shit. And the four billion brainless gobshites that take everything it says as nothing short of absolute truth agree without consideration.
Golly gee, who wouldn't be just tickled pink by that concept?
So tell me, siwmae, what is the point you're trying to make here? Are you going to stand there and tell me that I should spit in the face of the person who raised me into who I am today? That I should just throw aside what makes me me because some dusty old book that has been the source of four thousand years of division and bloodshed says so?
back when pat had hair :3
What episode is this from? This is the best
YAS!!! LOVE THIS ONE!!! ;p Thank you Cranky~
This one was one of my favorites.
I can't wait for that one, where the other RUclipsr group was looking at legend of zelda "art" xD
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The angel won in the end against Jacob, because his son ended up being the Technicolor Dreamcoat Joseph
This vid is still an absolute banger, didn't know how much I've missed it. Thanks for the re-upload!
This was one of my favorite clips! I'm so happy this was reuploaded.
Which friendcast episode is this from?
I clicked on this right as it came up
jacob wrestling the anel is made more awesome by the fact that people often forget jacob is depicted as being elderly when he wrestles the angel or atleast middle aged with greying hair, i mean their this one painting where he's young with long brown hair, but every other descriptive picture has him looking like someone's dad, like the kind of dad who when standing around doesn't look like much, but you've seen that man lift a motor out of a vehicle with his bare hands kind of dad lol one of my favorite stories lol, proving brute force is sometimes the best option, but only sometimes
its hilarious to me how religious people love to call back to that story which is probably one of the more damning and morally devoid stories in the book. If you actually look into it they dont come out looking so good.
I was hoping you'd do this one, one of my favorites!
🥺 I miss them together
Your drawings based on bible stuff could potentially pair perfectly with my stories based on bible stuff. >.>
There's something really nostalgic about the bullshit audio quality
YE!
YEYEYEYEYEYEYE!
Also can we talk about the best female protagonist in the Bible is Esther The Jewish Queen
THIS. THIS THE ONE I REVISIT ALL THE TIME! Thank you for bringing it back! :D
Man I love Jonah story is boy funny but nothing could beat Jacob
I wanna blessing too.....time to work out for my upcoming match
Oh god!! Does anyone know what episode of the podcast this is from? I just remember the story that Pat told of God summoning bears to maul a bunch of kids to death for making fun of a bald man and I need to see them all again!!
I want to bust out my knowledge of the Bible to call bullshit on Woollies family cult interpretations of it. But then I remember this is the Internet and I choose to stop and not make an ass of myself.
This was a personal favorite, glad to see its back!
Cranky doing gods work by bringing this back
Can you get me the list of Bible heroes mentioned along with passages? XD
What podcast episode is this from
Thank God it's back. Missed this one so much
I've missed this video so much.
Absolutely LOVE this video
Almost funny enough to convert me to Christianity
Just thinking about this one while washing dishes the other day. Thanks for the reupload!
IT RETURNS!
But for real, I'm happy to see you return, Cranky. Thank you for all the love you've been sending us, and I hope you receive as much back for the future.
YES! Thank you for bringing this back! My bible friends loved this shit!
This is amazing. Thanks for this blessing Cranky. Glad I didn't have to wrestle you for it cause I would have lost.
Hey, what happened to all the old videos and animations? I saw this in my sub box and found a couple of older ones still missing (the "its me" Undertale one, for example).
I've always loved this one :)
Fun fact in other versions of jacob’s ladder he wrestles god
I'll tell you what's crude, its crude how long it's been since I've seen one of your wonderful animations!
And good day sir!
I was looking for this.
Didn’t the guy who made these become a V-tuber or something? What happened there?
HERE IT IS. THE DREAM. I'VE BEEN MISSING THIS SINCE IT VANISHED. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING IT BACK.
It hurts but it's so well animated. Thanks Cranky