This isn't for all the pies Woolie stole, This isn't for that guy he killed, This isn't even for all the short haired girls he's stalked, This is... FOR BREAKFAST!
TheAlmightyDork It's because on the inside he's still a babby that watches the saturday-morning cartoons and whom his mom worries about a lot. Or maybe that has nothing to do with it and he's dumb. I wonder if Matt gives people dirty looks for having sausage at breakfast.
Well, there is a certain correlation between food and time. Oats are good for energy, but don't contain much else, and can be metabolized fast, making them perfect for when you just woke up. A greasy steak is heavy and will make you sluggish, so it's probably not the best breakfast food if you're going to work right afterwards. There's a reason we've developed different meals beyond just "well, it's supposed to be that way." If I'm hitting the gym at 7 AM, I'm not scarfing down steak and fries, and if I'm eating dinner to get the energy I need until breakfast next day I'm not having a bowl of cereal and a glass of orange juice.
+TheAlmightyDork I can understand like, not wanting oats for dinner cus I think that's weird but all meats in my opinion can be eaten at all times of day.
+TheAlmightyDork Me and my wife - EVERY TIME WE GO TO BREAKFAST I am Woolie She is Matt She HAS TO HAVE BREAKFAST FIRST MEAL OF THE DAY EVEN IF ITS AT LIKE 2PM Meanwhile, I FUCKING HATE BREAKFAST FOOD HOLY SHIT So IHop, Waffle House, any place where you can get non-breakfast with breakfast foods available.
It's kinda like, in the absence of a proper garbage bin, one tends to throw a piece of trash onto the largest nearby trash pile. Woolie gets shit on the most, therefore he also catches the most errant shit.
I think Matt lost his train of thought there. You can eat anything at any time of day but you don't get to call it whatever you want. If you eat at night, guess what? That's your dinner, even if you haven't had lunch or you're eating food normally eaten at lunch? That's still your dinner. Same thing with breakfast or lunch, or brunch or whatever fancy people call it.
@@starfox1436 you're not supposed to eat heavy foods at the start of the day, and you're not supposed to eat heavy foods all throughout the day, why do you think is dangerous that people eat red meat every day? Food times exist for a reason
@@nicholassucre4834 eat what you want when you want. It's your choice of you want to be healthy or not. Plus matt isn't even arguing that point, he just thinks it's weird to eat steak in the morning, therefore it's wrong.
The thing that keeps me coming back is how this group is "My shit is stuff, and your stuff is shit, fuck you for not liking what I like" and they are all still friends. It's the best.
Matchu At this point I don’t remember the exact podcast it was on, but he was talking about the loudest time someone had screamed on the podcast (or something like that)
PLEASE keep making these! The way you subtitle all the super best friends (occasionally highlighting how goofy what they're really saying is) and the way you add those little visuals to add extra punch to a joke or funny thing they've said is absolutely magnificent. You are awesome TemporalTakemi, plain and simple
Even years later, this is still hilarious. Also, why order Steak and Eggs without eggs? IHOP has more than just breakfast options. Could've just ordered a steak.
I’ve used Woolies argument in this for fuckin years. I’ll eat anything I want whenever I want. Dinner for breakfast? Fuck it. Breakfast for dinner? Fuck it
There's actually a super big connection between food and time, every dietitian will tell you that. So Pat and Woolie are totally not gonna die of whatever disease you can get for bad eating habbits.
humans invented time and they invented it poorly. our bodies are animal machines. when they want food, it means they need food. eat when you're hungry.
@@LieseFury we invented time and associated activites according to day night cycles and fluctuations in temperature, it's the best it could possibly be
I've gotta admit, you must have been editing this video for EVER to get those subtitles appearing and disappearing at the right times... That's dedication.
Matt's so fucking right. There's a reason that breakfast menus are separate from lunch/dinner menus. Your body works on an internal clock and different foods are good for different times in your daily cycle. So food isn't linked to "time" per se, more so linked to your internal clock and when you went to bed/got up. When I get up, a hotdog first thing in the morning sounds awful and makes me nauseous, eggs and toast is way better in the morning, hotdogs are better suited for afternoon.
i am so glad to have found this. I hardly have the time to check out the zaibatsu's coolest videos, not to mention trudging through hours of podcast, no matter ow entertaining....
going back and listening to Matt's endless "to be fairs" combined with Pat describing sealioning gives me huge insight into why Matt and Pat aren't friends anymore
If you’re day drinking, I presume you have nothing going on that whole day. If you’re eating a steak at 9-10am I’m gonna assume you have some *shit* to do and need fuel
I'm with Liam on the energy drink in the morning. When I was a shopkeeper, I thought I was being really clever by drinking a bottle of Lucozade at 05:00, then spent the rest of the morning belching and farting.
I like the idea that I could club all 3 of them keep them somewhere for like a day and wake them up, offer them steak and eggs and one will have to be like "YO WAIT WHAT TIME IS IT RIGHT NOW THOUGH"
My understanding is that, with the exception of like eggs and fruit, everything that is considered 'breakfast' is straight up junk food. I'll go to IHOP. I'll eat a huge stack of buttery batter circles slathered in some viscous liquid sugar. I'll have french toast, waffles, sausage, bacon, grits, hash browns, biscuits, orange juice, and I will enjoy every second of it, because it's fucking delicious. What I will NOT do is pretend that what I am consuming is part of a balance breakfast, or anything close to it, because it's not. It's morning desert.
But it is breakfast, regardless. Breakfast is like that because back in the day, when you had to farm to live, you needed that protein and quick carb energy (and a delicious incentive to wake up never hurt) otherwise how in the shit can one be expected to slave away for 12 hours? Is the ihop breakfast an irrelevant relic for most people? Sure. But it's still breakfast goddammit and it, at the very least, had _some_ nutritional point to it. I'll not sit idly by as you slander breakfast by calling it "dessert", this is an outrage.
Hot damn, the debate in here Matt - No steaks at any time except dinner (every food is time based) Woolie - Fuck breakfast foods (Pancake, bacon, eggs etc) Pat - Drink energy drink in the morning, Vodka when wake up Liam - Energy drink in late at night 4am No wonder they all need that 7 minute sprint woolie needs in a day
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"I'll have the steak and eggs but no eggs, no orange juice, no pancakes, no bread, fox only... Final Destination."
DimplyPack hahahahah.
I've never heard Matt get angry before, and the first angry words I hear from his mouth are "FOR BREAKFAST."
Watch the end of the Sonic Unleashed Spindash Quicklook. There's a rare moment of Matt rage there too.
good news Omikron Part 18 is now Matt's Pat moment
For a little elaboration, right at the end. Like directly for before the end. And it's a one word rage. But boy, is it pure rage.
I think the end of the Silent Hill: Homecoming LP was the most upset he's ever been, on record.
"Gun To Your Head" with Matt on Woolie Versus had a bit of Matt Anger.
" *Joyful Group Laughter of Friendship* "
oh
oh, my heart
it hurts so
This isn't for all the pies Woolie stole,
This isn't for that guy he killed,
This isn't even for all the short haired girls he's stalked,
This is... FOR BREAKFAST!
"Kaz, I already ate my breakfast."
+TheNecrotimer Dont forget why he killed this guy. To stole his name.
Matt’s “to be fair breakfast at night is awesome” fucked up his entire argument in less than one minute.
"Woolier than thou"
Woolie's hatred of breakfast does confuse me... But Matt's strange food-to-time fascism baffles me more.
TheAlmightyDork It's because on the inside he's still a babby that watches the saturday-morning cartoons and whom his mom worries about a lot.
Or maybe that has nothing to do with it and he's dumb. I wonder if Matt gives people dirty looks for having sausage at breakfast.
Aster
True.
Well, there is a certain correlation between food and time. Oats are good for energy, but don't contain much else, and can be metabolized fast, making them perfect for when you just woke up. A greasy steak is heavy and will make you sluggish, so it's probably not the best breakfast food if you're going to work right afterwards. There's a reason we've developed different meals beyond just "well, it's supposed to be that way." If I'm hitting the gym at 7 AM, I'm not scarfing down steak and fries, and if I'm eating dinner to get the energy I need until breakfast next day I'm not having a bowl of cereal and a glass of orange juice.
+TheAlmightyDork I can understand like, not wanting oats for dinner cus I think that's weird but all meats in my opinion can be eaten at all times of day.
+TheAlmightyDork
Me and my wife - EVERY TIME WE GO TO BREAKFAST
I am Woolie
She is Matt
She HAS TO HAVE BREAKFAST FIRST MEAL OF THE DAY EVEN IF ITS AT LIKE 2PM
Meanwhile, I FUCKING HATE BREAKFAST FOOD HOLY SHIT
So IHop, Waffle House, any place where you can get non-breakfast with breakfast foods available.
I love the "Hold on X11"
its all about the timing of combo-counters, that make the joke
+FamiliarFacesChannel Followed by "First of all" like he's Corey Spazkid in 3D
Weird to see people together like this...
I love how Matt's constantly trying to take the blame off of himself and blame Woolie.
+crazyinsane500 He tends to do that a lot
How did woolie hating breakfast become the running joke from this rather than Matt being way too up-tight about food time?
Because Woolie is funnier to make jokes out of.
It's kinda like, in the absence of a proper garbage bin, one tends to throw a piece of trash onto the largest nearby trash pile. Woolie gets shit on the most, therefore he also catches the most errant shit.
Woolie's hating breakfast was already a thing long before this occured
+Viking Incognito
Breaking food time is a food crime!
Viking Incognito because NOBODY else hates breakfast
Matt became Pat for grand total of 3 seconds...
I appreciate the effort you put into this to have the subtitles
William Anthonio Zeppeli Yeah, cool way to do it too.
Of course Woolie's green. Of course.
@@MeAuntieNora though I think Matt's font should've been powder blue
"There was no Breakfast War, it was just you yelling at me!" - Woolie, Bad Boys: Miami Takedown
For Fun!
For Glory!
*FOR BREAKFAST!!!*
How is Matt not cast as Breakfast Hitler in the lore?
Because woolie still doesn't like breakfast
GammaWolf99
Woolie is the Breakfast Churchill, whereas Matt is the Breakfast Hitler.
*Joyful Group laughter of Friendship*
That hurts to see now...
5:20 "joyful group laughter of friendship"
.... hello darkness my old friend T_T
Keep in mind, only one was not laughing
Old friend is right...
Matt's rage is absolutely fucking hysterical at .5 speed. "FFFFOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR BRRREAKFAAAAAAASSSST"
Well, now you can do it on mobile lol
FFFFFOOOORRRRR BBRREEAAKKFAASSSTTTT
4:22
Matt's full screen ultra.
good ass comment
That 80% Climax cancel tho
"On the west coast, milk curdles faster."
Never again will we hear that Laughter of Friendship in our lives
I think Matt lost his train of thought there.
You can eat anything at any time of day but you don't get to call it whatever you want. If you eat at night, guess what? That's your dinner, even if you haven't had lunch or you're eating food normally eaten at lunch? That's still your dinner. Same thing with breakfast or lunch, or brunch or whatever fancy people call it.
I call it "I'm hungry" time.
If Matt's screams could be printed, I would make them a poster.
*Joyful group laughter of friendship*
Right in the goddamn kokoro after what happened today...
Keep in mind it was laughter at Matt’s expense...so it’s fitting
2 years...
"This is the best podcast we've ever recorded".
When you say something sarcastically but it turns out to be super right.
she talks crazy talk..
Three Fifths of a Podcast is kinda a huge section at the start, but it's an amazing amazing moment.
That weird moment when Matt's the most unreasonable one of the group.
Always has been. *gunshot*
He's the only normal one wtf
@@nicholassucre4834 you say, as he tries to dictate what you are and are not allowed to eat depending on the time of day?
@@starfox1436 you're not supposed to eat heavy foods at the start of the day, and you're not supposed to eat heavy foods all throughout the day, why do you think is dangerous that people eat red meat every day?
Food times exist for a reason
@@nicholassucre4834 eat what you want when you want. It's your choice of you want to be healthy or not. Plus matt isn't even arguing that point, he just thinks it's weird to eat steak in the morning, therefore it's wrong.
God I lost it as "Joyful group laughter of friendship" Fuck dude. The zaibatsu is gone.
Lol they all have the most particular pet peeves about everything. I love it.
Jordan Bell FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!
werewolf873 *Post Rage laughter*
The thing that keeps me coming back is how this group is "My shit is stuff, and your stuff is shit, fuck you for not liking what I like" and they are all still friends. It's the best.
5:13 - 5:20 Fastest cookie-related heel-turn ever.
I really can't imagine hanging around our Super Best Friends and not constantly laughting about their certainly world-changing discussions
I love that only Matt and liam laugh at Matt's reaction. because the sandbagging makes it funnier
This is probably the coolest format for non-animated Friendcast clips.
I love how Matt just fucking lies about the cookie and then backs down literally seconds later.
I cannot understand Matt's brain.
Neither can Matt.
i can....cause i have the same thought pattern.....cause whoe the fuck eats steak in the morning?(shiver)my stomach hurts just from thinkin about it
I love how Liam is just in the background laughing it up
Had to come relive this bit after Woolie mentioned it on the podcast
when does he mention it
Matchu At this point I don’t remember the exact podcast it was on, but he was talking about the loudest time someone had screamed on the podcast (or something like that)
PLEASE keep making these! The way you subtitle all the super best friends (occasionally highlighting how goofy what they're really saying is) and the way you add those little visuals to add extra punch to a joke or funny thing they've said is absolutely magnificent. You are awesome TemporalTakemi, plain and simple
AsylumDog Ditto x 9000
Even years later, this is still hilarious. Also, why order Steak and Eggs without eggs? IHOP has more than just breakfast options. Could've just ordered a steak.
*joyful laughter of friendship* :D
Food and time has no link, I'll die on that hill with them
I feel like an alt title for this is "Matt is a crazy fascist dictator about what people eat and when they eat it"
Very well done job transcribing there speech next to there portraits. It's smart and the font is not an eye sore. Your work shows care.
I’ve used Woolies argument in this for fuckin years. I’ll eat anything I want whenever I want. Dinner for breakfast? Fuck it. Breakfast for dinner? Fuck it
You are a freak and a monster and should be thrown in prison.
This is my fave moment on the podcast
If only Woolie knew, you can order the ENTIRE IHOP menu all day.
The true reason why the best friends broke up... I'll see myself out...
Chris Bent I mean if you look at how the “split” ended up it almost makes sense
"To be fair, breakfast at night is awesome" is one of the most relatable things I've ever heard from them. Matt's super right
4:23 needs to be my text message ringtone
Savory Raiden is OP
Okay. Seriously. The way these guys laugh makes me smile so much.
This transcription is like a beautiful cherry on top of the cake of their comedic delivery.
Brilliant.
I like how even nice people have things they're needlessly unreasonable about. lol Matt taking a hard line stance on breakfast.
After the latest podcast it makes sense
Food is food doesn't matter the time of the day.
There's actually a super big connection between food and time, every dietitian will tell you that. So Pat and Woolie are totally not gonna die of whatever disease you can get for bad eating habbits.
I think that mostly depends on the person. I mean...- wait. Never mind.
humans invented time and they invented it poorly. our bodies are animal machines. when they want food, it means they need food. eat when you're hungry.
@@LieseFury we invented time and associated activites according to day night cycles and fluctuations in temperature, it's the best it could possibly be
I miss these guys, never missed their podcasts during my college days
FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!
I love how legit salty Matt gets over this. I was legitimelly thinking he was going to start waving pink slips around.
The breakup happening the way it did makes sense after watching this.
I'm gonna keep this video on the backburner in case my opinion of Matt ever gets too high.
thank you so much for editing a video this way. This is an amazing watch and whole heartedly entertained. this is perfect for a podcast video
The best quote was during the fade-out. "On the west coast, milk curdles faster"
I love having a transcript of the podcast. More Pat Chuckle, I says!
I've gotta admit, you must have been editing this video for EVER to get those subtitles appearing and disappearing at the right times... That's dedication.
Matt's so fucking right. There's a reason that breakfast menus are separate from lunch/dinner menus. Your body works on an internal clock and different foods are good for different times in your daily cycle. So food isn't linked to "time" per se, more so linked to your internal clock and when you went to bed/got up. When I get up, a hotdog first thing in the morning sounds awful and makes me nauseous, eggs and toast is way better in the morning, hotdogs are better suited for afternoon.
It would be great if more amazing podcast moments were archived like this
Yoooo transcribing these like this is a rad idea! thanks for it!
i am so glad to have found this. I hardly have the time to check out the zaibatsu's coolest videos, not to mention trudging through hours of podcast, no matter ow entertaining....
Woolie: I hate the person who replaces their food items
*Later*
Woolie: What do you want me to eat the things I don't wanna eat?
I feel like this is the basis for the breaking up of the Zaibatsu
going back and listening to Matt's endless "to be fairs" combined with Pat describing sealioning gives me huge insight into why Matt and Pat aren't friends anymore
Lieselotte Aya it was doomed from the start.
If you’re day drinking, I presume you have nothing going on that whole day. If you’re eating a steak at 9-10am I’m gonna assume you have some *shit* to do and need fuel
The subs make this all the better. Kudos
Bless you for posting this
I love how Pat like shoosh-pap's Matt down from the "If we're all sleeping at 3AM" rant he was about to get on.
I'm with Liam on the energy drink in the morning. When I was a shopkeeper, I thought I was being really clever by drinking a bottle of Lucozade at 05:00, then spent the rest of the morning belching and farting.
OH my gawd. Good editing. Thanks so much dood! :D
i just discovered this cast. excellent
Now Woolie can get burgers at ihop now he wont be upset to go there lmao
These subtitles friendcast videos are amazing and I want to see more.
internet NEEDS nore of this transcriptions :D
Woolie is just on a very strict 1940's diet where every meal has to consist of steak, coffee and ground up cigarettes sandwiches.
Please do more of these! This is amazing!
I might have dies temporarily from laughter, man, if only I had friends like this.
please do more of these videos. love this stuff.
FOR BREAKFAST
I always think of this whenever IHOP gets brought up. It's one of my favorite bits.
I love the way this is subtitled !
oh my god matt got angry and it sounded like a godly war cry
I appreciate the work you put into these, I can tell these take some time to make
...I would wake up everyday and always drink vodka. it was delicious.
God Dammit... I want more of these. xD Nicely done, Te..Temp..Tak
I like the idea that I could club all 3 of them keep them somewhere for like a day and wake them up, offer them steak and eggs and one will have to be like "YO WAIT WHAT TIME IS IT RIGHT NOW THOUGH"
Aw. It hurts
This was great.
My understanding is that, with the exception of like eggs and fruit, everything that is considered 'breakfast' is straight up junk food. I'll go to IHOP. I'll eat a huge stack of buttery batter circles slathered in some viscous liquid sugar. I'll have french toast, waffles, sausage, bacon, grits, hash browns, biscuits, orange juice, and I will enjoy every second of it, because it's fucking delicious. What I will NOT do is pretend that what I am consuming is part of a balance breakfast, or anything close to it, because it's not. It's morning desert.
But it is breakfast, regardless. Breakfast is like that because back in the day, when you had to farm to live, you needed that protein and quick carb energy (and a delicious incentive to wake up never hurt) otherwise how in the shit can one be expected to slave away for 12 hours? Is the ihop breakfast an irrelevant relic for most people? Sure. But it's still breakfast goddammit and it, at the very least, had _some_ nutritional point to it. I'll not sit idly by as you slander breakfast by calling it "dessert", this is an outrage.
I'm all for eat whatever you want whenever you want. Also this bit of the podcast is next level good!
Hot damn, the debate in here
Matt - No steaks at any time except dinner (every food is time based)
Woolie - Fuck breakfast foods (Pancake, bacon, eggs etc)
Pat - Drink energy drink in the morning, Vodka when wake up
Liam - Energy drink in late at night 4am
No wonder they all need that 7 minute sprint woolie needs in a day