The way Kev and RT both played religous games in the timeframe of a week or two shows that the old lore is true and that they are indeed the same person
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
Haha Im a southern Dutch Catholic. The same goes for us here. We celebrate certain holidays but barely set foot in a church let alone read any lore ;-)
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
lmao, after hearing it so much it sounds normal, but i remember having the same thought as a kid learning verses... could do with some improved punctuation
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
One time my mom and her friend were at a temple. It's a very quiet and reverent place so normally people don't talk too much. My mom's friend starts whispering jokes to my mom and she would giggle and tell her to shush. My mom's friend replied to the shush with "what's ur deal? My God has a sense of humor." I love that quote and live by it. This game just reminded me of that story lol.
You reminded me of my mum who used to go to obligatory Christmas parties with a fiscal branch above her tax office because nobody wanted to dine with supervisors and it was a different city. Usually, those parties were boring and she had nobody to talk to but on this occasion, she was sitting with the main director on one side and his brother on the other side. The brother had never been to those before and he enjoyed making jokes about the director thus mum decided he was her new best friend for the duration of the party. What did she do for hours upon hours? They both shared a lot of priest jokes. Yes, at the end of the party, she learned that the bloke was a priest. To be fair, most that I ran into, would be the same. Our town had more churches than supermarkets but surprisingly only a few horrid priests. The bishop kept stealing my chips though. Anytime I had chips, he materialised and stole them :( .
@@MoondustManwise That roman with the sick child, is wearing the magistrates outfit from The Forgotten City, which was a Skyrim mod, before a stand alone game. Something something full circle.
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
If you're talking about the "In the beginning" passage, that's actually not from Genesis. That's from John 1:1, but it is a reference to Genesis. It basically says "Jesus (The Word) was there during the creation, here is his story:"
I have to say, out of all the religious-themed video games I've seen, this is the only one that actually looks like the creators have actually played a video game ever in their lives. So props for that, I guess.
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research
I cant tell if this game is serious or satirical but as a Christian I think it is hilarious. I like to think the developers knew what they were doing and purposefully made it absurd. Your commentary made it even better. Very funny video, thank you very much Mr. CallMe
I feel like it’s serous. If it was satirical I think it would of been made a bit more absurd and been lower quality. You see a lot of weird things like this when Christians try to make Christian video games and movies.
Kevin roasting the devil in the desert for a few seconds has done more for my faith than the church in my entire life... When I woke up this morning I didn't expect to write a sentence like this...
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
As a Christian I'm losing my mind over how randomly this game jumps from pretty accurate Biblically to "DEFEAT SATAN WITH YOUR GOD RAYS" and "FIGHT VIRUSES IN THE BLOOD" "Then the man said unto Him, 'JOHN THE BAPTIST IS A LOSER FREAK!'" is my new favorite Bible verse
I couldn't agree more, on both statements :') Like I was like hey this game is pretty accura- wait what? oh now it's accurate again i'm sure that was -oh dear- I suppose it's creative in some way
I respect that they really tried for accuracy in story portions but then took liberties to make sure there were actual gameplay elements (and parkour), this was hilarious
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
as someone who gets triggered by flashing lights, i genuinely appreciate you not showing it. that and also time stamp on where to skip i love videos that have that.❤
You understand this means Jim is Kevins father. As we all know, the Dear Leader is the one true god. And i guess the Holy Spirit is Turg. And the three of them are one and the same somehow. I dunno, never read the bible. But i know the Book of Jim by heart and those two are basically the same, right?
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
You need to put a sign up before you can claim that. Since it's only you and maybe a couple other people know, it's not really named. Smash up a sign for the dear leader
As soon as I heard “we are having a 1on1 with John”. I just imagined Kevin playing some biblical figure in a pick up street ball game. And I just can’t handle this image 😂😂😂
Being able to choose literally any named person from the book would have the funniest matchups. Imagine the in game announcer voice going: “Lazaras VS MARY OF BETHANY. Then next up is John THE BAPTIST VS John THE APOSTLE, BEGIN!!!”
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research
Maybe this is a bit off topic but I've been watching your (or kevins?) channel for many years now and come to these videos when I most need it. Got me through highschool, college, moving out, my first love and now my first break up. Ty kevin and everyone who edits and is part of this community. Yall really made it a welcoming place.
Kevin and his community are there for you, my friend. I deal with depression, social anxiety, panic attacks and a few more, that haven't been named yet. Lol Anyway, if you need someone to talk to, let me know. Who knows if I can help but I'm always willing to try :) Cheers from Canada P.S. It's true what they say. "Kevin is the best medicine" ;)
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research
It's a shame they didn't include the part where Jesus went to Japan for a decade to train on Mt. Fuji and learn all those cool powers. Maybe that's going to be DLC.
Was just about to comment that :) **Just got to the part where the game notifies him about eating, can't wait to see Kevin frantically feeding Jesus whole cheese wheels to keep his health up.
@@Liv-uu9rk Lmfao I swear medieval open world games have their own fever dream charm. You spam your health by eating random things like 10 raw eggs and some stale bread. Fable 2 is bizarre with their health system too, you're able to eat baby chicks but it gives you evil points.
This game feels like a fever dream. Especially once the superpowers appear. It’s like you took acid before reading the Bible. 😂 This was hilarious, and I feel like I know more but somehow understand way less about Jesus now.
Honestly I hope this game doesn't turn out to be some sacrilegious asset flip. So few games even approach Christianity from a positive angle, never mind actually engaging with the stories directly like this. I've had it on my Wishlist for ages.
@@stevendemayo3631 it's not even that, Pentiment was a title set in medieval Europe during peasants revolting against a complacent church, but it doesn't go off to make it look ridiculously evil. It was actually quite respectful to see it both address how it was important to people at the time, yet their faith isn't treated like this consuming thing.
I remember when I was a kid I randomly thought "man I can't understand all this bible language, and why is the book so big? I keep having trouble finding things, I wonder why anyone didn't turn it into a game if they want kids to be more interested" - and every time I see a bible game I yet again have the answer lol
They REALLY sped run the very beginning of the game by making a cutscene out of the whole birth story and jumping straight to the awakening lmao I think this game could have been really improved by a maze level based on Jesus getting left behind by his parents in a crowd at the temple when he was like 12-14 😂
But were they all cults of Jim, or was it some sort of holy war to decide who is the one true Dear Leader? Sounds like theres quite the conflict going on.Possibl greatest of them all: Is it Callmekevins ally or Callemekevin alley? The world may never know.
i've been struggling with sleeping problems and nightmares since i was a kid but your videos help me fall asleep, no matter how weird that seems. i just find so much comfort in your type of humour and just you in general, so thank you for literally existing and making my nights much less miserable
Omg I'm so glad he liked your comment, maybe he will be inspired to play!!! That was legit one of my favorite games he played if not favorite. I never laughed so much than those videos lol.
Kevin apologised for potentially offending anyone who believes in Jesus for the Jesus parkour, but doesn't apologise to us hardcore parkour believers! Can't believe he'd do something like this, someone get CMK Clips on the line now!
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.) *NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves. Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that. I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet) james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.” hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
My household has 2 epilepsy survivors that love your channel in it and we really appreciated you not showing the flickering / flashing. That saved us an entire day of being down for the count in bed after seizures. Thank you so much!
Hey Kevin, thank you so much for always brightening our days. I hope you know that we all appreciate you a looooot! I always love watching your videos, so truly, thank you for your hard work. I'm sending love from Germany!
The answer is always Kevin. John didnt stand a chance. He may be the greatest to have ever lived, but Kevin is the greatest Kevin to have lived. The Kevin of all time. It just wasnt a fair fight.
I like to imagine when Kevin is talking that it is just Jesus's internal monolog like Jesus is just as confused as us. "Not sure what the hum is.. might have tinnitus."
12:34 "I'm tempted, but I don't know if I should listen to what sounds like a twitch donation" All the more reason to do it: chat is a streamer's god (especially when they donate)
There's an alley just beside my apartment that's constantly filled with screaming lunatics, but it's got this crude drawing of a sunflower with a demented smile. I think you'd love it. I'm calling it Kevin now.
Kevin, never apologize for any of your videos or humor. It's clear to all of us who can think past our noses that you come from a place of love and humor.
This reminds me of the time my mom couldn't find a baby sitter or daycare for the summer and she made me go to church camp. I have some weird ass memories from that. Funny enough 12 years later my friend went to a party at the camp and the cops got called and fights broke out
I always love these videos lmao - since that Steven Seagal video, I’ve been thinking it’d be funny for you to review “Fatal Deviation”, it’s a ‘90s, low-budget, Irish Kung fu movie. It’s one of my favorite “good bad” movies of all time and I think it would be a really funny reaction lmao
I wish I were a mayor of some town... I would do everything in my power to name an alley after him. And because I am Kevin's faitful ally, I would name another alley "Alley of Kevin's allies" and I would live there
Gotta respect Jesus's hustle. There were many prophets before him, but he really understood the game. Idk why his followers want the rapture to come so quick, his run would end.
Btw Kevin have you ever thought about recording audiobooks, your voice is amazing I could listen to you reading the the telephone book. So smooth and silky 😊
For some reason I could have sworn that Kevin did voice an audiobook in the past. I think I saw it in a video from a long time ago? Idk I could be completely wrong
"I'd take an alley" In Sweden, there is a place named Kungens Kurva, which basically translates to 'The Kings Bend' and it got its name from the time the king crashed a car there xD So... Kevin's Crossing?
I feel that. You should try the game yourself! It’s wild. Like, they’re trying to do something good but also it’s got some weird stuff like the “sin crystals”
Honestly the graphics are pretty sick for no name type game. I’m impressed with how biblically accurate the story parts are while also managing to make it an entertaining gaming experience. It reminds me of like a Skyrim type thing almost lol
This is the second time I have seen this game on youtube and it is hilarious every time. Kudos Kevin for making this game play even better. Jesus would approve.
The way Kev and RT both played religous games in the timeframe of a week or two shows that the old lore is true and that they are indeed the same person
Damn that’s RUclipsd up I can’t believe I forgot the old lore
They are.
At the same time both playing city skylines within the same week
I really hope for a collaboration vid soon
I wanna see the moses version where you comit a genocide
The only game that had a walkthrough guide written 2000 years before the game was developed
Woah
Ah clever 😊
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
Kevin saying "im Catholic" every 5 seconds, then being shocked by events in game that happen exactly like its written in the Bible is hillarious
Not surprising
He's an Irish Catholic. The highlight of the Bible to them was that Jesus turned water into wine. All the rest was basically just filler to them.
@@sirnilsolav6646 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Haha Im a southern Dutch Catholic. The same goes for us here. We celebrate certain holidays but barely set foot in a church let alone read any lore ;-)
@@sirnilsolav6646 Hey now. There is also the crushing guilt!
Maybe more people would believe in Jesus if he showed off his sick parkour skills every once in a while
Right? I’d totally believe in a man who could vault over obstacles without losing momentum and just keep going.
honestly if a man told me im the savior you shall follow me and then he made some sick tricks on stairs i would totally believe hin
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
Coming from a super Christian household and hearing Kevin read John 1:1 then go "is he having a stroke" was the funniest shit LMFAOOOO 🤣😂
lmao, after hearing it so much it sounds normal, but i remember having the same thought as a kid learning verses... could do with some improved punctuation
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
One time my mom and her friend were at a temple. It's a very quiet and reverent place so normally people don't talk too much. My mom's friend starts whispering jokes to my mom and she would giggle and tell her to shush. My mom's friend replied to the shush with "what's ur deal? My God has a sense of humor." I love that quote and live by it. This game just reminded me of that story lol.
You reminded me of my mum who used to go to obligatory Christmas parties with a fiscal branch above her tax office because nobody wanted to dine with supervisors and it was a different city. Usually, those parties were boring and she had nobody to talk to but on this occasion, she was sitting with the main director on one side and his brother on the other side. The brother had never been to those before and he enjoyed making jokes about the director thus mum decided he was her new best friend for the duration of the party. What did she do for hours upon hours? They both shared a lot of priest jokes. Yes, at the end of the party, she learned that the bloke was a priest. To be fair, most that I ran into, would be the same. Our town had more churches than supermarkets but surprisingly only a few horrid priests. The bishop kept stealing my chips though. Anytime I had chips, he materialised and stole them :( .
@@marksigmundziolkowski4212 You are the bishop's chip shop.
@@marksigmundziolkowski4212 “surprisingly?” Fun fact, statistically a teacher is more likely to touch a child than a priest.
I love how the white orb appeared to baby Jesus like “A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON”
if only this was a skyrim mod instead of a game!
@@MoondustManwise That roman with the sick child, is wearing the magistrates outfit from The Forgotten City, which was a Skyrim mod, before a stand alone game. Something something full circle.
"LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY!!!"
Omg i cant believe it took me this long to find a comment about this
I literally just commented that, I'm glad I'm not the only one scarred from Skyrim 🤣
Every time a character addressed him as Jesus, I heard it as an exclamation: "Jesus! I want you to try the wine"
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
I love how quick the jump from Genesis to John was. Like..major theological whiplash already
If you're talking about the "In the beginning" passage, that's actually not from Genesis. That's from John 1:1, but it is a reference to Genesis. It basically says "Jesus (The Word) was there during the creation, here is his story:"
@@PakRoc-dev ☝️🤓
@@PakRoc-dev Jesus! who cares
And then they shorthand "tormented in the desert by the devil" with a dramatic alien mirage montage 😂
@@adriantovar9122 I care. I like accuracy lol
I have to say, out of all the religious-themed video games I've seen, this is the only one that actually looks like the creators have actually played a video game ever in their lives. So props for that, I guess.
It's like Starfield but you're Jesus.
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research
I cant tell if this game is serious or satirical but as a Christian I think it is hilarious. I like to think the developers knew what they were doing and purposefully made it absurd. Your commentary made it even better. Very funny video, thank you very much Mr. CallMe
That's not exactly hard to do when the source material is already completely absurd. lol
@@Nuts_Tanknoodle lol ok whatever
I feel like it’s serous. If it was satirical I think it would of been made a bit more absurd and been lower quality. You see a lot of weird things like this when Christians try to make Christian video games and movies.
As an atheist I too find it hilarious and incomprehensible lol
@@Dman0001 Truth hurts.
Kevin roasting the devil in the desert for a few seconds has done more for my faith than the church in my entire life... When I woke up this morning I didn't expect to write a sentence like this...
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
As a Christian I'm losing my mind over how randomly this game jumps from pretty accurate Biblically to "DEFEAT SATAN WITH YOUR GOD RAYS" and "FIGHT VIRUSES IN THE BLOOD"
"Then the man said unto Him, 'JOHN THE BAPTIST IS A LOSER FREAK!'" is my new favorite Bible verse
I couldn't agree more, on both statements :') Like I was like hey this game is pretty accura- wait what? oh now it's accurate again i'm sure that was -oh dear- I suppose it's creative in some way
I respect that they really tried for accuracy in story portions but then took liberties to make sure there were actual gameplay elements (and parkour), this was hilarious
@@1umbreon4lifeclearly
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
"Let's spread the Word with a video game that flashes so much that it could give people seizures and kill them!" Great thinking, Devs!
They just want to bring people closer to God! And sometimes that means sending them to Heaven...
They're trying to cleanse people of any demons and unholy spirits via epileptic seizures
They are not going to turn you down from heaven if you say that you've died while learning about Jesus.
@@WhiteScorpio2 🤣🤣
and by devs you surely mean devils
I love the idea of jesus being a parkour expert.
Pretty sure he did a lot of parkour in the bible
It’s in the secret chapters of the bible
I felt like there is something there i can make a joke about but im not really religious so i cant. Pretty sad lol
All things are possible through Christ our Lord, Amen.
I mean it is biblical canon that he phased through a crowd of people that wanted to kill him. I think that should count as parkour
as someone who gets triggered by flashing lights, i genuinely appreciate you not showing it. that and also time stamp on where to skip i love videos that have that.❤
Kevin’s paleness saves us all
Having been in Kevin's Cul- Community for four years now, I can confirm Kevin is in fact Jesus.
Kevin is a being-Jesus Genius, in fact.
He is Jimsus.
Kevus
30 likes away
You understand this means Jim is Kevins father. As we all know, the Dear Leader is the one true god. And i guess the Holy Spirit is Turg. And the three of them are one and the same somehow. I dunno, never read the bible. But i know the Book of Jim by heart and those two are basically the same, right?
Kevin: in Ireland they talk about the water wine miracle alot.
Also Kevin: why am I going to a wedding
This was by far my favorite line from Kevin!
Look, who cares about random weddings where you don't know either combattant, but everyone likes free wine.
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
Okay Kevin I’ve officially dedicated the alley by my house to you. It’s now known as “Call Me Alley”.
What about Kevin O'Alley?
@@aouzaint Alley O'Kevin
@@xnfect5636 The joke was that a common Irish surname is O'Malley. Your version doesn't play on that.
You need to put a sign up before you can claim that. Since it's only you and maybe a couple other people know, it's not really named. Smash up a sign for the dear leader
@@oxymoron02 actually its cause his name is Kevin O'Reilly and tbh Alley O'Kevin is gold
As soon as I heard “we are having a 1on1 with John”. I just imagined Kevin playing some biblical figure in a pick up street ball game. And I just can’t handle this image 😂😂😂
Being able to choose literally any named person from the book would have the funniest matchups. Imagine the in game announcer voice going: “Lazaras VS MARY OF BETHANY. Then next up is John THE BAPTIST VS John THE APOSTLE, BEGIN!!!”
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research
“GET BACK HERE SATAN, I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU!”
-Kevin, February 2023
Im assuming this was before he overtook him and Jim took his throne in hell for himself. Otherwise theres must be something missing.
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research
I did NOT expect them to try to add gameplay to this. The part with Jesus blasting viruses in a bloodstream was wild.
Maybe this is a bit off topic but I've been watching your (or kevins?) channel for many years now and come to these videos when I most need it. Got me through highschool, college, moving out, my first love and now my first break up. Ty kevin and everyone who edits and is part of this community. Yall really made it a welcoming place.
Stay strong ❤
It'll get better girl or guyfriend, stay strong
Kevin and his community are there for you, my friend.
I deal with depression, social anxiety, panic attacks and a few more, that haven't been named yet. Lol
Anyway, if you need someone to talk to, let me know. Who knows if I can help but I'm always willing to try :)
Cheers from Canada
P.S. It's true what they say. "Kevin is the best medicine" ;)
You got this bb 💖
@@steveharvey2102 Kevin best medicine 🤩
Imagine being a random fisherman. And suddenly a man standing ok water begins flinging random gold boxes at you trying to hit a random ring in the sky
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research
You can bring Walter to wine but you cannot make him drink. He does that all on his own
I was waiting for him to do his breaking bad WALTA impression lmaoooooo
It's a shame they didn't include the part where Jesus went to Japan for a decade to train on Mt. Fuji and learn all those cool powers. Maybe that's going to be DLC.
Oh god.
Lol
😂😂😂😂
I was already laughing but “guys, step back the devils been here” killed me. Im gonna quote it forever
It’s like Biblical Skyrim and I love seeing Kevin play it
I thought I was the only one that felt the Skyrim vibes
Yesss! I love the skyrim vibes in this one
Was just about to comment that :) **Just got to the part where the game notifies him about eating, can't wait to see Kevin frantically feeding Jesus whole cheese wheels to keep his health up.
@@Liv-uu9rk Lmfao I swear medieval open world games have their own fever dream charm. You spam your health by eating random things like 10 raw eggs and some stale bread. Fable 2 is bizarre with their health system too, you're able to eat baby chicks but it gives you evil points.
@@krazyxki I've seen videos of Fable, it looks nuts. "Evil points" cracks me up 🤣
This game feels like a fever dream. Especially once the superpowers appear. It’s like you took acid before reading the Bible. 😂 This was hilarious, and I feel like I know more but somehow understand way less about Jesus now.
Honestly I hope this game doesn't turn out to be some sacrilegious asset flip. So few games even approach Christianity from a positive angle, never mind actually engaging with the stories directly like this. I've had it on my Wishlist for ages.
@@jackhazardous4008 Eh, it'll be more fun if it isn't some hugely religious mumbo jumbo
@@stevendemayo3631 it's not even that, Pentiment was a title set in medieval Europe during peasants revolting against a complacent church, but it doesn't go off to make it look ridiculously evil. It was actually quite respectful to see it both address how it was important to people at the time, yet their faith isn't treated like this consuming thing.
I remember when I was a kid I randomly thought "man I can't understand all this bible language, and why is the book so big? I keep having trouble finding things, I wonder why anyone didn't turn it into a game if they want kids to be more interested" - and every time I see a bible game I yet again have the answer lol
As a pastor, I always love watching content like this. I feel like humor is specially tailored to me
Honestly a fun and refreshing roast of the devil by mocking his temptation tactics lmao
I am a rigatoni and I agree
Satan: common my dude, cut this out.
Jesus: ... no.
omg your name xD
They REALLY sped run the very beginning of the game by making a cutscene out of the whole birth story and jumping straight to the awakening lmao I think this game could have been really improved by a maze level based on Jesus getting left behind by his parents in a crowd at the temple when he was like 12-14 😂
Kevin: *Plays a game about Jesus.*
Also Kevin: *Doesn't expect any miracles.*
Yesterday I was in the Callmekevin ally and I was inducted into four different cults within ten minutes.
Praise Jim Pickens
But were they all cults of Jim, or was it some sort of holy war to decide who is the one true Dear Leader? Sounds like theres quite the conflict going on.Possibl greatest of them all: Is it Callmekevins ally or Callemekevin alley? The world may never know.
i've been struggling with sleeping problems and nightmares since i was a kid but your videos help me fall asleep, no matter how weird that seems. i just find so much comfort in your type of humour and just you in general, so thank you for literally existing and making my nights much less miserable
Same, and im a 30yo man lmao
Glad we got a Jim Pickens origin story
The thing is that if they where accurate with the angel's design Joseph would have had a good reason to be scared, but that was just a guy with wings.
Now that Kevin is making long videos, I wish he could play "Papers Please" again!!
but this video is 17 minutes long
Omg I'm so glad he liked your comment, maybe he will be inspired to play!!! That was legit one of my favorite games he played if not favorite. I never laughed so much than those videos lol.
“I’m technically catholic”
So relatable
My parents, grandmother and most of my childhood friends here in France be like :
Kevin apologised for potentially offending anyone who believes in Jesus for the Jesus parkour, but doesn't apologise to us hardcore parkour believers!
Can't believe he'd do something like this, someone get CMK Clips on the line now!
Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)
*NOTE:* I can’t prove God to you. It all comes down to your choice to put your trust in Jesus Christ. That’s all faith is-TRUST. Unfortunately in these recent years, science and “religion” (as we know them today) have bastardized each other and themselves.
Point is, faith is trusting in Jesus. It’s not a blind jump into what people deem “irrational.” Billy Graham said something reminiscent of that.
I have no power over you. I can only tell you, but I can’t force you. (I mean, we’re conversing online lol. I’m not at your location… yet)
james 4:8 “Draw near to God, and he will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners, and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”
hebrews 11:6 “And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.”
Check out “HolyLandSite, Cold-Case Christianity, Delafé Testimonies.” There may be more, but those are the ones I know of that have good stuff. Hit me up if you want my own personal research.
"Woah! Jesus is so good at parkour!" will forever echo in my nightmares!
My day is instantly made as soon as kev uploads!
Pls play more city skylines
Same
@@Nebulao I know I re-watch this whole series of it I love it so much
just like kevin read “ally” as “alley” I read “day” as “dad”. For a second I was really confused
@EvilBuffer 🗸 u big bot monkey… please kevin…. Smite this wrongsayer
My household has 2 epilepsy survivors that love your channel in it and we really appreciated you not showing the flickering / flashing. That saved us an entire day of being down for the count in bed after seizures. Thank you so much!
Kevin really went from a Military Genius to Jesus.
Truly one of the games of all time. Please, continue playing this, Kevin!
Hey Kevin, thank you so much for always brightening our days. I hope you know that we all appreciate you a looooot!
I always love watching your videos, so truly, thank you for your hard work.
I'm sending love from Germany!
+1 Grüß dich kevin
There's a theory that early Christian ceremonies had psychedelics like magic mushrooms. Now seeing this game it validates that theory.
Not just the early Christian ceremonies but also from ancient israelites. It was found that they have traces of cannabis on their ceremonial areas.
You know, I always wondered who would win in a 1:1 match between Kevin and John.
The answer is always Kevin. John didnt stand a chance. He may be the greatest to have ever lived, but Kevin is the greatest Kevin to have lived. The Kevin of all time. It just wasnt a fair fight.
Kevin is also a military genius as well
Had the worst night of my entire life yesterday, thank you for bringing some normalcy back to my life Kevin, it was nice to smile and laugh again 🥹
He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty Kevin
I didn't come to the comments expecting to see a life of Brian quote, but I'm for it
I like to imagine when Kevin is talking that it is just Jesus's internal monolog like Jesus is just as confused as us. "Not sure what the hum is.. might have tinnitus."
Watching Kevin play this right after watching his "Walking" Simulator video is the best kind of whiplash.
There was a church in that one! Maybe the games aren’t so different after all :)
12:34 "I'm tempted, but I don't know if I should listen to what sounds like a twitch donation" All the more reason to do it: chat is a streamer's god (especially when they donate)
I mean Kevin is already Jesus in most of the games he plays (albeit an evil Jesus) so this is perfect!
I think the word you're looking for is Antichrist.
@@brennanmarsh1572 exactly😂
I was eating lunch while watching and nearly choked laughing when Kevin blew out his own audio @7:50, goddamn that was funny
YES 😂😂😂😂
0:18 "is this blasphemy????" got me wheezing
Lol, same, that game intro literally breaks 2 or 3 of the 10 commandments xD
Coming from a really religious family who strongly believes in Jesus, this video is funny as hell and honestly i think u should do more lol
Kevin has been my Jesus for as long as I’ve been in this basement.! 10/10 would recommend.
it's so great in the basement I'm so glad he keeps us here to protect us
@@Ratman.Not.Batman I know. That werewolf upstairs that definitely isn’t Jim is really scary. I’m glad he gives us art supplies to destress.
@@that_pan_chick8650 Does our lord and savior Jim Pickens also visits sometimes?
I know Meridia when I see her. Unskippable dialog even when paused, check, glowing white orb, check. You have no choice but to hear her and obey.
as a Christian kid, i actually recognized the events and was practically screaming at Kevin through the screen
Hey, Kevin! Thank you for your content. My wife and I watch you every night. You bring alot of joy to us. From our cult to yours, THANK YOU
This has already improved my day thank you
There's an alley just beside my apartment that's constantly filled with screaming lunatics, but it's got this crude drawing of a sunflower with a demented smile. I think you'd love it. I'm calling it Kevin now.
Truly is “one of the games of all time”
Jesus in the bloodstream was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a game
Kevin proves that any game can be fun.
The glowing ball of light talking gave me a flash back to: "A new hand touches the beacon!" 🤣
If this is one of the games of all time, this video must be THE video of all time
Definitely one of the videos of all time
This is for sure the game
Kevin, never apologize for any of your videos or humor. It's clear to all of us who can think past our noses that you come from a place of love and humor.
This reminds me of the time my mom couldn't find a baby sitter or daycare for the summer and she made me go to church camp. I have some weird ass memories from that. Funny enough 12 years later my friend went to a party at the camp and the cops got called and fights broke out
i feel like this game can cure my religious trauma or worsen it and it's a fifty-fifty chance there
fucking mood lmao
"We don't have to do this the hard way, but if you insist" Show Satan he's no match for your holy power! 🤣😂 Satan sounding like a movie mob boss
"Is that eyeliner? It's like solid!" Idk y that one got to me so much 😂😂😂😂
this game is an absolutely bizarre mix of kinda accurate and ??? great video kev
Glad we are getting the origin story of griefer Jesus. Kevin is a religious genius.
Lmfao in de-programmed Southern Baptist 😂
Thanks Kevin!
13:24 half expected Glados to become the narrator since Jesus can spawn companion cubes
I always love these videos lmao - since that Steven Seagal video, I’ve been thinking it’d be funny for you to review “Fatal Deviation”, it’s a ‘90s, low-budget, Irish Kung fu movie. It’s one of my favorite “good bad” movies of all time and I think it would be a really funny reaction lmao
"One of the games of all time." I don't know if this was intentional or if it was an accident but this is amazing.
Kevin and religious games are the BEST combination!! My favorite type of games are usually the most random weird games!!
I wish I were a mayor of some town... I would do everything in my power to name an alley after him. And because I am Kevin's faitful ally, I would name another alley "Alley of Kevin's allies" and I would live there
when he paused but the angel was still talking *There is no stopping the word of god*
Gotta respect Jesus's hustle. There were many prophets before him, but he really understood the game. Idk why his followers want the rapture to come so quick, his run would end.
I love these weird religious games Kevin plays sometimes, those + his commentary is simply hilarious
Magical powers ✔️ Amazing Parkour ✔️ Long hair ✔️ This is the Forspoken game we deserve 🙌🏻
Btw Kevin have you ever thought about recording audiobooks, your voice is amazing I could listen to you reading the the telephone book. So smooth and silky 😊
For some reason I could have sworn that Kevin did voice an audiobook in the past. I think I saw it in a video from a long time ago? Idk I could be completely wrong
He read his crappypasta in one vid
@@lmads8023 Now he only needs to sell his crappypasta as an audiobook. Should be easy enough. After all, its already a best seller.
as a person who is "culturally" irish catholic i really Felt that "i am technically catholic" line
Kevin being a RUclips as always. Great video Kevin!
"I'd take an alley"
In Sweden, there is a place named Kungens Kurva, which basically translates to 'The Kings Bend' and it got its name from the time the king crashed a car there xD
So... Kevin's Crossing?
'see you next time sinners' is the most accurate sign off
The best origin story to the history of the local winery Ive seen yet
As a Catholic Theologian This is a weird combination of two of my favorite things God and the best RUclipsr
"As someone with a redundant profession..."
Fixed that for you.
I feel that. You should try the game yourself! It’s wild. Like, they’re trying to do something good but also it’s got some weird stuff like the “sin crystals”
@@oxymoron02 God loves You
@@starwarskellyc 😂😂😂
Honestly the graphics are pretty sick for no name type game. I’m impressed with how biblically accurate the story parts are while also managing to make it an entertaining gaming experience. It reminds me of like a Skyrim type thing almost lol
Haven’t watched this yet, but I can definitely confirm this is indeed one of the games of all time
Not an alley, BUT I did name my snail after you.
I am scared of any world where Kevin is the messiah
I'm scared of any world Trump and Johnson are our world leaders. I'd take Kevin over them any day.
Leave it to Kevin to sum up the Bible in 5 words, "Is he having a stroke?"
I attended a catholic school. This game is still a lot better than all I ever got for religion class
This is the second time I have seen this game on youtube and it is hilarious every time. Kudos Kevin for making this game play even better. Jesus would approve.
There’s something incredibly apt about Kevin calling us all sinners.
Absolutely hilarious 🙌😂😂 10/10 parkour expert Jesuses!