well, yeah. coz they are laying around everywhere :D do the math. how many rocks are out there, how many did you really pick up and how many are really fake rocks out of all the rocks just laying around. if you find one, it's one of a fucking bazillion :D
I was once at the airport eating chick-fil-a and someone put a bag by the chair a foot away. Then 5 minuets later, a different guy picked it up and walked away and I was like “WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS?!?!”
"Ever made french toast?" "when i was in Paris i toasted" "toasted? what does that mean?" "i toasted bread..." ULTIMATE DAD Joke. had me laughing so hard.
3:07 Imagine walking in the park and seeing these two guys, a former kgb spy and an idiot, cooking to hide a secret message, thats not something you see everyday
Ignorant, because you are not capable to see the obvious sarcasm? I know, sarcasm is hard to understand in written form, but this is way to obvious, seriously ...
Kat made you look His videos are talking about hiding from agents and spies plus this video is how to hide money... either assassination or a bank robbery
Ikr. Apparently transcribing videos is key to the most successful posts. I wasn’t previously aware there were so many deaf people on RUclips. Thanks for opening my horrible ableist eyes.
Former spy:”I’m also a chemist. I have a masters degree in chemistry. This stuff would not melt my skin” Mike: “ i took a dance class once. ...You don’t see me bragging about it.” 😂😂😂😂
BuzzFeed has haters only because they’re BuzzFeed, this is common for every RUclips channel with a large following. Some people just come to hate and troll
Liz nah buzzfeed has haters because of the fake news they post as well as how liberal they are about everything. (I don't hate them for this but others do)
TJYoda Jack Barsky has already appeared on CNN, commeting on the Trump-Russia allegations and has written a book detailing his KGB experiences. Contacting him shouldn't be too hard I'd think
That former KGB agent wasn`t russian 1. he dosen`t have the accent 2. A Russian KGB agent wound never pick "Jack" as their fake name so this whole video is kind of a scam if you ask me
Makarov_Pistolet what accent then does he have? He clearly has a accent of some sort. Im finnish and in my ear, he has most likely lived in USA for 20+ years but I can still hear a most likely russian accent in his speach. But Im not russian (though im a neighborough ;D) so he might have moved to USA in 1991.
Well I`m Russian and I don`t hear any Russian accent at all no matter how long you live in any country the accent stays and that guy didn`t have an accent in my opinion
black ops You think James Bond is how real spies look and act like? That is the fastest way to get detected and caught. You've to blend in well by not standing out. That's a good spy trait.
Rukavi Bastyr he was it even says I wish he was interviewed by someone with a personality lol the guy above did not read the op comment carefully enough haha.
Smol Bean okay you found me lol. I wonder how bizarre they really made their passwords. It's something no one would think of to say to a random guy lol just like that.
banana rama where's it's party time all the time The farmer has ten chicken coops in the barnyard. 5 chickens lay eggs by night on the first. 2 geese drop poo onto the windows of the neighbors car. 600 mice invades the neighbors wife's kitchen. Leaving rats as they leave. The king of the rats befriended the cats in order to get to the cheese. Fly by night goes the crow. March like a mouse through the western hills. Give the cheese to wife of the manager.
I wonder if I ever picked up a rock that was secretly fake 🤔
Same lmao
I made one see if you can find it haha
well, yeah. coz they are laying around everywhere :D
do the math. how many rocks are out there, how many did you really pick up and how many are really fake rocks out of all the rocks just laying around. if you find one, it's one of a fucking bazillion :D
@@bobabier5394 :D :D :D :D
tOnKy wOnKy I once dropped a rock on accident and found starburst I there
"Was that a joke?"
"...If you're not laughing it wasn't"
What a lad.
ABSOLUTE MAD LAD.
Alex Fox that made me laugh so hard. 😂
DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT KEEP IT AT 666
Alex Fox I’m the thousandth like lol
Adam Levine in another dimension where he isn't a singer
Yah he’s a super genius
Omg Adam is transformer
i was thinking steve carell
Alex Alanis GTA5 Adam levine
Great value Adam Levine
Legit heard him say “toasted” and thought dude merced someone in Paris
haha forreal lmao
but...that's what he meant
What do you mean Merced
He probably did
@@Redemption-cj4jk killed
The KGB Agent is very funny lol
Peter Meredith I thought you were dead.
Constanze Albrechtsberger I’ve come back comrade, to liberate the proletariat from the bourgeoisie
What does kgb mean
Ben Binkley idk search it up
Ben Binkley Like the russian CIA, or MI6
I feel like Mike is planning a huge crime, and he’s doing all this so he gets away with it 😂
Skys Wishes omg imagine we just see him on the news one day
j For real 😂
Deadass
but you won't because of his training. That's the whole point.
I agree he’s just practicing for years and speaking of money he just practiced in this video how to hide money so I bet he’s going to rob a bank
Spy: are you being followed?
Mike: No. I'm just getting followed with two cameras
Spy: oh okay
😂😂😂
anonymous lol Ik it’s funny because but they have to do it Ik u knew this but just saying just in case u did not
@@ronpruchnicki6828 I just had a stroke while reading this
Said I don’t even know what I typed myself lol
And thennn he goes "it's ok no one is ever going to see this video" 🤨🤨🤨
"I would love to dress you up as a tree and hide a secret inside you"
a bit kinky
Ty Brown very kinky
@@Yuppa.69 can confirm
A bit sexual.
That secret message might come with a secret surprise 9 months later too 😳
"Was that a joke"
"If ur not laughing it's not a joke"
He still has that German sense of humour.
Outland KBG is russian tho
He is from Germany tho
OMG I WAS WATCHING VIDEO AND I SCROLLED I STARTED READING YOUR COMMENT AND THEY WERE STARTING TALKING THAT AFJNASJFGNSJDKB FUCKING PEFECT TIMING
until 09.09.1989 east and west germany were seperated and the eastern part was under sovjet control, it was a bit like korea today.
"Friends?"
"Let's talk about that later..."
"Was that a joke?"
"If you are not laughing, it wasn't"
LOL
Russian spy: now we need some dirt.
**pull out 30 pound bag of dirt**
ikr? they were @ a park lol
“Your going to need these gloves so your skin does not burn off”
“No it won’t I’m a chemist with a masters degree” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the class innate resistances are crazy
Catch me throwing rocks at trees now to pay for college
Erin Henderson dude me too.
😂😂😂
“Catch me throwing rocks at trees now to pay for college” -10 year old kids
Simon Lee " 'Catch me throwing rocks at trees now to pay for college' -10 year old kids" - 11 year old kids
Cade Price omegalul
It's just two men in the middle of the park mixing a white powder with a plastic baggie, nothing to be concerned of😂😂😂😂😂XD
Looks like they makin crack
When I was in Paris, I toasted bread... It was "French Toast", lol
Masked Man that was my favorite part lol
What he didn’t know is that I just robbed him and his whole family
StormZ Sanity underrated
underrated
Yes, Mike is back!
kristian KSH ikr im so happy
😂😂😂💯
yeaaaaaaaaa!
101 on how to hide a murder weapon
Eva Megens lol
cadenr06 what?
Eva Megens go to mount Everest and dig it in there
Zombie Lux why do that when you can just leave it at your local park
Ah, BuzzFeed the best place to find out how to do stuff
I toasted bread once. In Paris. French toast.
Meme bih okurrrr
My brudah?!
Meme bih Ebola
Illuminati: Stay Right Where You Are
what have we got here...a kgb spy with a sense of humor billy
*The FBI wants to know your location*
Watch the previous video about him... they already know haha
That KGB spy left his spy career and work for FBI so no need
@@mr.formal6723 Or is he a FSB spy working in FBI?
*BIG PLOT TWIST*
@@funneharfaller4336 just like the movie "salt"
but in the cia
"Friends?"
*"Let's talk about that later..."*
D:
MicrosoftBob I
MicrosoftVagene
Friendzoned.. wait he isn’t even his friend.. ouch
MicrosoftBob friend zone
H
I was once at the airport eating chick-fil-a and someone put a bag by the chair a foot away. Then 5 minuets later, a different guy picked it up and walked away and I was like “WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS?!?!”
Lilly Kowalski lol
Lilly Kowalski You shouldve grabbed the bag and ran!!
Are u polish?
Lilly Kowalski lmao
thats how you die
“Was that a joke?”
“.....”
“If you’re not laughing, it wasn’t.”
Lol
"Ever made french toast?"
"when i was in Paris i toasted"
"toasted? what does that mean?"
"i toasted bread..."
ULTIMATE DAD Joke. had me laughing so hard.
3:07 Imagine walking in the park and seeing these two guys, a former kgb spy and an idiot, cooking to hide a secret message, thats not something you see everyday
The old man may be an idiot, but Mike is not a former KGB spy =O
BestAnimeFreak I'm calling the KGB
BestAnimeFreak that was ignorant af jus stfu .
Ignorant, because you are not capable to see the obvious sarcasm?
I know, sarcasm is hard to understand in written form, but this is way to obvious, seriously ...
BestAnimeFreak dmb fck
"No one's is going to watch this video..." I am no one.
Ezra Games day one no reply
#true
damn, he just ruined thousands of lives
Hey I found another Ezra
Ezra Games I
While we were watching this video mike is already planning his next challenge and how to get away with it
Natalia Ti cool
Natalia Ti YES
But it never came 😭
"No one's going to watch this video"
3.7 million people making this exact same comment.
*4.8 MIL*
what is mike planning
Kat made you look, to take over the world
Kat made you look His videos are talking about hiding from agents and spies plus this video is how to hide money... either assassination or a bank robbery
to dress you up like a tree and hide a secret inside you
Kat made you look asking the real questions
I took a dance class once you dont see me bragging about it
Russian spy tears off face mask to reveal he is Spectnaz "Good day from Mother Russia American"
Hello
Your profile picture is in one of my videos
_XTeacup X_ I didn't like that part,made me wanna unsub
Wtf I read this like,”Wtf?” And then he just said it. Confusing.
Wise words, "If you not laughing it wasn't"
I honestly miss this series.
What happened to it?
@@Keough.nowadays i dont see him in videos i think he sold account
@@PLENK4 damn Thant’s sad, I loved these videos
“ no ones gonna watch this video “
*three million views*
3.6
and more than that number because one person can download this video and share it to their friends and family
3 milli 703 thousand
3.8
*3.9* man this is getting to intense.
If you saw them doing that in public you'd think their making drugs.
id think theyre undercovers straight from school
Now I know why that lady eats rocks.
They'll never suspect her.
When you finish KGB training a month before the Soviet Union collapse: Years of academy training wasted
BILL NYE THE RUSSIAN SPY
KellyMelons LOL
Espranose rules (sorry for my spelling)
Lol
Bill Nye The Nazi Spy*
haha true but more like bill bye the Russian guy
Man:What’s the password
Mike: password is “Hey little lady I like your sweatpants, come and dance with me at prom!”
Unknown User ni
“No one will watch this video” but I’m watching this
Crenn04 you know what they say no ones perfect
Mike : I’m looking for a KGB spy
The Spy : Good luck
XDD
Edit : OMLLL SO MANY LIKES
Ikr. Apparently transcribing videos is key to the most successful posts. I wasn’t previously aware there were so many deaf people on RUclips. Thanks for opening my horrible ableist eyes.
700th like
965th like
im the only one who disliked
Cactus Draws icing
"I took a dance class once. but you don't see me bragging about it."
Its actually a great roast
This guy's American accent is so good. No wonder we couldn't find the spies in America.
Gavin James And everyone with Eastern European accent is a KGB spy?
Probably because he lived in the country for many years. Since the 90s or so
+Argantonis he’s actually German , and a German accent is easier to hide
now i’m never trusting rocks again...
Suihnem Chum im going to start breaking rocks apart to find money lol
Me too lol. I kinda want to smash a bunch of rocks to find money now XD
Yeah and you ever see white marks on random objects? I thought about every spot I ever seen in my whole life 😂😂😂
He's like a russian liam neeson
He`s German
In mother Russia the father kidnaps the daughter.
Unkwon Malaysian Guy most likely during the days of East Germany
Hunter He is From GDR Aka. East Germany
Tiuz Kanggz GDR in english. DDR in German
Mike is Adam Levine's long lost twin
Mike is definitely up to something...
Uto Resa 519 finds CH dopple hanger frames them
"have you ever made French toast" *"once"*
I'm going to double check rocks now
I'm a human I think 😂🤣😂
Lol I was thinking the same thing
I'm a human I think hm? And mess with potential secrets, black or mob money. Potentially get stuck into between spy wars? No thanks
I'm a human I think QA
Great idea for hiding drugs. Thanks!
lol wtf
Lmao wtf
"Your being followed?"
"Just 2camera man"
"They good no one will watch"
1million views later
that's the joke
WilliamT GT I get u bro I get u I wrote a similar comment
We are no one though
WilliamT GT *You’re
WilliamT GT o
Mike: I would love to dress u up as a tree and hide a secret inside u
Jack B: *WTF CALL THE COPS IM BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED*
Ferhad M55 this niqqa clowinin
lol exactly what i thought
That took me a while to figure out
......?
What mike didn’t know was i waiting for this video for months.
i was lowkey hoping the spy would have a deep russian accent
Dara Grebennikova so true 🥮
He lost his accent because he didnt heared hardbass for a long time.
He is from East Germany, not Russia
@@laksamanasuhendra5868 he is from east Germany
Is it just me or does the KGB spy sound a little bit like Liam Neeson?
He has the same frame too
He looks a lot like him too
Unsolved, Outsmarted...reasons why i love buzzfeed 👌
ABCDEFG T yeah , you could say that 🤣
Subhranil Barua yasssssss girl slay
Dwight : Knock Knock
Micheal : Who's there?
Dwight : KGB! WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS(Slapping Micheal at the same time) 😂
LOVE THE OFFICE HAHA
kgb will wait for no one
It’s Michael not micheal
0:45 ..W.T.F.....
Yeah...that happend.
If you really want to know, watch his video where he challenged a spy to locate his nudes. But be advised 50% of that video is gay people kissing.
*”Hey Little Lady I Like Your Sweatpants Come And Dance With Me Prom”*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jefferson Gamer “At”prom
If only I can get lapis to go Prom with me
Peridot ayyyy Steven universe
xD
**At
The interviewer looks like Adam Levine if he let himself go.
That's what I was thinking
Adam Levine much
I. Wynn Wynn Adam Levine is already jewish
Omg is this why I see chalk marks everywhere??
Raivin Barker probably not
The Cookie Either this or 5 year olds
If you live in an international Capitol city with embassies then yes
Matthew Schwenker *capital
Lol
Translation for this video:
Yes=No
No=No
Yes theory:triggered
is outsmarted returning? it's my favourite series!
Idk I think so....
Emily O'Brien same
This is in the outsmarted playlist, so...
Th3 RandomN3rd no it isnt
Im Stvcks it was a couple hours ago, that's where I found this video
*FBI: Stay right were you are*
FBI OPEN UP
*Where
The KGB Vwill Vwait for no one!!!!
*heavy knocking* fbi open up!
*Where you were
Mike looks like Adam levine
Zach Stabb nothing like him fam.
Like an off brand version
Zach Stabb that’s exactly what I was thinking
Me
the walmart version
Former spy:”I’m also a chemist. I have a masters degree in chemistry. This stuff would not melt my skin”
Mike: “ i took a dance class once.
...You don’t see me bragging about it.”
😂😂😂😂
this type of content deserves its own channel
KFC Gravy yesss
Now i know how to hide a murder weapon..THANKS
This reminds me of "The Blacklist" lol
Alicia Mn OMG I LOVE THAT SHOW
Alicia Mn watch season 5!!!
Alicia Mn oh yeah
MeowGamePlay me too ^^
Alicia Mn my fav show
"no one's gonna watch this video"
Me: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
That guy is like Mary Poppins’ bag
Raivin Barker ooor like the TARDIS [weird lookin emojie]
"I once took an dance class, you dont see me braging about it"
You mean, A DANCE CLASS
I once took a language arts class. You don't see me bragging about it.
I like cooking so obviously I'm gonna love transfering secret messages to KGB spies
Honestly I agree with the person who said he is planning a crime but I guess we can enjoy him practicing for now
Dwight- "the KGB waits for no one *SMACK TO THE HEAD* "
"I took a dance class once and you don't see me bragging about it" SAMMMEEE
The video is 8 minutes long, was uploaded 3 minutes ago and already has 2 dislikes, nice.
Not to mention the 48 comments
BuzzFeed has haters only because they’re BuzzFeed, this is common for every RUclips channel with a large following. Some people just come to hate and troll
😂😂😂
too right bro, too right! 😂
Liz nah buzzfeed has haters because of the fake news they post as well as how liberal they are about everything. (I don't hate them for this but others do)
This lowky the best series. Petition to bring it back
Mike is Adam Levine's long lost twin.
Alexa Boix if I had a dollar for each time you said "thought" I would have 3 dollars
I wonder if Mike is planning something huge and using all this knowledge to know how the police, SWAT etc catch criminals
That's what they want you to think
He’s an idiot
Alright, bye, gonna go hunt for some artificial rocks
You're hunting for 1 dollar.
+Dexon Zero- well, the man did say it could hold up to like $500,000 or something so..
Little did the Russian spy know, I already knew how to do all this and had everything ready.
I love this guy so much. He's so cool
Jordin Celine which guy
Miniature Everything and then he was never heard from again
How does he find all these people?like just put an add up on cregslist "RUSSIAN SPY NEDDED"
TJYoda Jack Barsky has already appeared on CNN, commeting on the Trump-Russia allegations and has written a book detailing his KGB experiences. Contacting him shouldn't be too hard I'd think
+Nimda he's been on buzzfeed before
Dexter hes part of buzzfeed
I'm still scarred by that French kissing video 😂
Me too
I’m gonna go around breaking rocks now.
Hopefully I get a few bucks! :D
God you've got to love Russians XD
That former KGB agent wasn`t russian 1. he dosen`t have the accent 2. A Russian KGB agent wound never pick "Jack" as their fake name so this whole video is kind of a scam if you ask me
I mean KGB doesn't exist anymore right so I think he doesn't have to be that carefull anymore.
Makarov_Pistolet
A scam? The technique works. Therefore it's not necessarily a scam.
Makarov_Pistolet what accent then does he have? He clearly has a accent of some sort. Im finnish and in my ear, he has most likely lived in USA for 20+ years but I can still hear a most likely russian accent in his speach. But Im not russian (though im a neighborough ;D) so he might have moved to USA in 1991.
Well I`m Russian and I don`t hear any Russian accent at all no matter how long you live in any country the accent stays and that guy didn`t have an accent in my opinion
Really wished he was interviewed with some one who actually has a personality.
black ops You think James Bond is how real spies look and act like?
That is the fastest way to get detected and caught.
You've to blend in well by not standing out.
That's a good spy trait.
Franklin Egbuche I think he was talking about the guy interviewing the spy.
black ops - yeah that guy was a joke
Rukavi Bastyr he was it even says I wish he was interviewed by someone with a personality lol the guy above did not read the op comment carefully enough haha.
5:30 how the spy reacted and how silly the guy looked :/
i just witnessed 2 grown men french kissing
Jeff Kappa go watch that other video is hella hella gay
Uchiha Madara which one
I Hired A CIA Spy To Find My Secret Photo
Jeff Kappa watch the full vedio
HAWT!
I feel like after he learns everything from this series he will start comitting a bunch of crimes and not ever get caught.
Now i can transport cocaine to the U.S.
rodrigo dl and some weed please
OMG ppl will start probably doing that hahaha lol
fckn damping...
Who the hell would transport rocks lmao people are gonna be suspicious of that
2 hours later....
OPEN UP FBI!!!!!
This guy is a legend
Why does the spy sound like Optimus Prime!!??
Spy: was anyone following u
Buzz: just 2 cameras ofc they're not gonna upload a video.
Found a new way to hide money from my wife now, ur a legend.
Chavez Powell *puts the rock in the kitchen*
i agree with you
Chavez Powell she'll find it. Women can sniff money out like a bloodhound.
These are my favourite videos ever please do more especially ones where you hide but coyld you have a challenge!!
Coyld
”Hey little lady i like your sweatpants come and dance with me at prom”
Smol Bean okay you found me lol. I wonder how bizarre they really made their passwords. It's something no one would think of to say to a random guy lol just like that.
banana rama where's it's party time all the time
The bluebirds sings a sweet song of the midnight sky.
ScottySquatch that is sweet and relaxing. So true the chirps are very peacefull.
banana rama where's it's party time all the time
The farmer has ten chicken coops in the barnyard.
5 chickens lay eggs by night on the first.
2 geese drop poo onto the windows of the neighbors car.
600 mice invades the neighbors wife's kitchen.
Leaving rats as they leave.
The king of the rats befriended the cats in order to get to the cheese.
Fly by night goes the crow.
March like a mouse through the western hills.
Give the cheese to wife of the manager.
I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS XD XD HAHAHHAH
“Have you ever made French toast?”
what if mike is planning something big like a criminal doing and learning all these tactics to cover it up ? STAY WOKE!
Andre Barba im always finna woke
And then he'll pull off the best unsolved mystery murder for Shane and Ryan to banter about months later
*DUN DUN DUNNN*
I love the way this man speaks😂
He was born in east Germany so you can hear it slightly
How to hide drugs😂
Basically
Weed : username checks out
“Hey little lady lady I like your sweat pants”