I Hired A Cryptographer To Expose My Deepest Secret

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @iamthewerewolf4916
    @iamthewerewolf4916 6 лет назад +5738

    This is the closest someone has ever come to winning. I was actual rooting for the cryptographer the entire time.

    • @XpORPID
      @XpORPID 6 лет назад +155

      He lost vs the lie detector

    • @tangterry4078
      @tangterry4078 6 лет назад +56

      Preferably an actual person

    • @ok-wi7kt
      @ok-wi7kt 6 лет назад +7

      I am The werewolf Rooting*

    • @LPSShinyCrystalsFTW
      @LPSShinyCrystalsFTW 6 лет назад +3

      I am The werewolf same

    • @panobato5984
      @panobato5984 6 лет назад +24

      The private investigator also won

  • @Name2site
    @Name2site 6 лет назад +1728

    That cryptographer is incredibly smart! He made all that progress in under 30 minutes. Amazing.

    • @gm836
      @gm836 6 лет назад +47

      Name2site yh very smart especially under a time limit

    • @bakakaoru12
      @bakakaoru12 6 лет назад +70

      He solved 5/7 clues which Mike prepared in 2 two weeks, and in just 30 minutes hahahaha. Really great tho!

    • @dawfake9879
      @dawfake9879 6 лет назад +7

      131051 VIP no

    • @leomadero562
      @leomadero562 6 лет назад +1

      131051 VIP no I want fake sex

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 6 лет назад +1

      131051 VIP
      Hold on i am going to ask my mom

  • @bobafett6199
    @bobafett6199 5 лет назад +5217

    Cryptographer; **Breathes**
    Mike; _Mayonnaise Pieee_

  • @tdusek13
    @tdusek13 5 лет назад +2052

    no one:
    mike: *m a y o n n a i s e p i e*

    • @lu1189
      @lu1189 5 лет назад +8

      I'd like but you have 69 likes and I cannot ruin that

    • @zmaharia
      @zmaharia 5 лет назад +1

      @@lu1189 now 420

    • @nzieo
      @nzieo 5 лет назад +1

      @@zmaharia now 520

    • @withersheep9009
      @withersheep9009 5 лет назад +1

      @@nzieo now 540

    • @eduardsusai559
      @eduardsusai559 4 года назад +1

      @SolarVortex now 800

  • @lukekvistian
    @lukekvistian 6 лет назад +795

    What the cryptographer didn’t know is that I was planning this for 4.8 billion years

    • @daevidpp445
      @daevidpp445 6 лет назад +1

      HELLO I HAVE NO EYES Wow, you made a fake account to get likes on a comment and failed...

    • @lukekvistian
      @lukekvistian 6 лет назад +12

      DEPRGaming you also stayed up until 2:00 o’clock in the morning don’t you have summer school tomorrow?

    • @darielarias8505
      @darielarias8505 6 лет назад +1

      BRUUUH

    • @Alexia.K
      @Alexia.K 6 лет назад +1

      I laught so fkn hard

    • @superdave354
      @superdave354 6 лет назад

      Vasco Perry The Prophecy, confirmed... To be continued ⏩

  • @Expirations
    @Expirations 6 лет назад +2280

    “And what the cryptographer didn’t know... is that I was planning my strategy for a whole decade...”

    • @relog
      @relog 6 лет назад +9

      I was planning sense World War 1

    • @gladiatorgodclassic1
      @gladiatorgodclassic1 6 лет назад +1

      still nearly won

    • @K0EN
      @K0EN 6 лет назад

      Lmfaooo

    • @Gunz1234
      @Gunz1234 5 лет назад +1

      No he was planning for a century or may be mamillion

    • @sansso7888
      @sansso7888 5 лет назад +1

      And what you didn’t know is that minecraft avatars are old.

  • @teku6678
    @teku6678 6 лет назад +2090

    If you gave him about 10 more minutes he could've totally solved it with time to spare

    • @robot8557
      @robot8557 6 лет назад +47

      definitely (not sarcasm)

    • @lanfriesen
      @lanfriesen 6 лет назад +81

      But then he wouldn’t have needed 10 more minutes if he would have time to spare in those 10 minutes.

    • @thestrangefishlikeentity9967
      @thestrangefishlikeentity9967 6 лет назад +34

      That's the point of the time limit, to make it a challenge.

    • @j3_designs_426
      @j3_designs_426 6 лет назад +145

      Princess TNT How is it a challenge when Mike has hours to prepare and the other person has only half an hour. That's why he wins all of the time

    • @carolinemulford5927
      @carolinemulford5927 6 лет назад +29

      KeyboardWarrior9000 because mike is an office worker. These people do this as their full time job.

  • @gustinelonto830
    @gustinelonto830 5 лет назад +1147

    I feel bad for the cryptographer everytime the mime smacks him with mayonaise pie

    • @devlynfarrier955
      @devlynfarrier955 5 лет назад +26

      M A Y O N A I S E P I E

    • @antiquarian1773
      @antiquarian1773 4 года назад

      that was the funniest part :D

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 4 года назад

      At least make it a banana pie :(

    • @hannahm9083
      @hannahm9083 4 года назад +13

      Yeah... It wasn't that funny, I just thought it was kinda mean... Not trying to start a fight! No one @ me

    • @selfpropelledantiaircraft5633
      @selfpropelledantiaircraft5633 4 года назад +3

      @@hannahm9083 its normal,like..... its mime and mime used to do that

  • @kadetkommentary5033
    @kadetkommentary5033 6 лет назад +425

    Honestly the concept behind the "Outsmarted" is to see how outrageously complicate Mike can go.

    • @someweirdkid8787
      @someweirdkid8787 6 лет назад +3

      LoganLegendary no Mike us just unfair I bet you like all the other episodes like where he escaped a swat team or "outsmarted" the special ops guy he only gave them thirty minutes he gets 2 billion years

    • @Chewie_
      @Chewie_ 6 лет назад

      LoganLegendary
      No
      He is actually a really evil person
      He is learning the weaknesses of everybody
      When he has learnt all the weaknesses he will attack and take over the world!

    • @dereklouden7415
      @dereklouden7415 6 лет назад

      No he is planning something biiiig

  • @LOOK_ABOVE_YOU
    @LOOK_ABOVE_YOU 6 лет назад +3844

    Next episode: I hired a Hitman to try and kill me!

    • @armel_3815
      @armel_3815 6 лет назад +78

      Jeff Kaplan but what he didnt know

    • @EliteXtasy
      @EliteXtasy 6 лет назад +88

      ...He already made a video like that.

    • @BLVDKillz
      @BLVDKillz 6 лет назад +4

      EliteXtasy Not a hitman trying to kill em though lol

    • @Samcastle1_
      @Samcastle1_ 6 лет назад +5

      He already hired a hitman

    • @braves_jacobontwitter598
      @braves_jacobontwitter598 6 лет назад +19

      That's actually a good idea. Just make the hit man hunt him down with an airsoft gun, instead of a real one

  • @venice8332
    @venice8332 5 лет назад +3963

    If he had like 5 more min I think he could’ve won

    • @toad7395
      @toad7395 5 лет назад +61

      Not really he didnt know what font that was

    • @anon7656
      @anon7656 5 лет назад +38

      Nah,... 4 mins and 59 seconds is enough

    • @goatsy3685
      @goatsy3685 5 лет назад +59

      I legit didn’t watch the whole vid and saw this u bully

    • @zacmcewan654
      @zacmcewan654 5 лет назад +9

      vP mars ツ bro they r versing fucking mike mike is always the winner

    • @lancebitoy8912
      @lancebitoy8912 5 лет назад +10

      @@goatsy3685 relax 9yr old

  • @danielstrawe5118
    @danielstrawe5118 5 лет назад +1564

    Dad: "Boy you got a D on your math test? Come here, you gon' get a whooping"
    "Little did he know that I was planning my escape ever since I was born..."

  • @YCLPM_Art
    @YCLPM_Art 6 лет назад +1516

    That mime is shook

  • @khalidh5933
    @khalidh5933 6 лет назад +1831

    He would've won if he had more time

  • @Hi_Maia
    @Hi_Maia 6 лет назад +1770

    I usually root for Mike but I really want to know his secret so...
    Go Cryptographer go!

    • @teamrockettes
      @teamrockettes 6 лет назад +45

      hahaha when the cryptographer said his joke about the secret probably relating to 'shucking corn of a different kind' the mime totally made a face that he's not far off... thus a CLUE

    • @Smiler445
      @Smiler445 6 лет назад +18

      I'm guessing when he was in college Mike was seen "shucking his corn" by someone in a weird way or a weird place or by someone what made it even more emberassing

    • @imafanofjeffycheckitout7645
      @imafanofjeffycheckitout7645 6 лет назад

      I think it's is In College

    • @jonathoncole7020
      @jonathoncole7020 6 лет назад +13

      MiBay the secret is: he’s gay the last video shows it

    • @cowlegs5394
      @cowlegs5394 6 лет назад +7

      He's gay

  • @VWES-jk3gw
    @VWES-jk3gw 4 года назад +160

    Mike:*Explains his deep secret*
    *_Mime: ._._*

    • @griffinLIVE
      @griffinLIVE 3 года назад +4

      mime *is deeply disturbed*

  • @lazychips7085
    @lazychips7085 6 лет назад +740

    I died when Mike told the mime his secret and the mime made that disgusted face💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @ackebrocke9987
      @ackebrocke9987 6 лет назад +5

      LazyChips ikr😂

    • @cross8026
      @cross8026 6 лет назад +20

      LazyChips IKR- I he was so shook. Whatever he did in college must’ve been intense

    • @jwhine
      @jwhine 6 лет назад +2

      FreddyIsDead__ I think he smoked crack because you can hear just the “ack” as soon as the beeps end

    • @cross8026
      @cross8026 6 лет назад +2

      Youngassassin 1190 well I guess the mime isn’t the only thing that likes to get L I T.

    • @kingdeion2899
      @kingdeion2899 6 лет назад +1

      LazyChips right

  • @Jesszicar
    @Jesszicar 6 лет назад +629

    The Cryptographer would have won, if he wasn't given an unrealistic time frame that would never happen in real life. He needed 10 more minutes to solve something Mike planned for 2 weeks, honestly that should be an achievement in itself.

    • @anabelpenaloza8325
      @anabelpenaloza8325 6 лет назад +3

      Jessica That was unfair and but did so well poor guy

    • @conorfitzpatrick2406
      @conorfitzpatrick2406 6 лет назад

      Jessica yes but mike had to prepare the room and he mime and the crytographer and h had to do research and the clues

    • @Jesszicar
      @Jesszicar 6 лет назад +5

      Conor Fitzpatrick that’s the point. He had weeks and weeks to prepare, while this Cryptographer had 30 minutes to solve weeks of researched planning. I’m only saying he deserved to win considering how close he came to solving something made near impossible from the beginning.

    • @Qaywsx186
      @Qaywsx186 6 лет назад +8

      Its was unfair not because it was so long planned but because he got trolled and had to do strange things to get the next clue. I mean he had to make a haiku for a clue.. What the hell has this to do with adecyphering which can be done as an office job ?

    • @raimondpingol2670
      @raimondpingol2670 6 лет назад +2

      You're right. Escape rooms usually last from 45 minutes up to an hour. And they were carefully studied so that the duration would be in a near realistic achievability.

  • @dhudock360
    @dhudock360 6 лет назад +703

    A girl scout tries to sell me cookies but what she doesn't know is that I've been boxing for 5 years

    • @fischiobambino
      @fischiobambino 5 лет назад +3

      David Hudock underrated comment

    • @jeffreynolds471
      @jeffreynolds471 5 лет назад +2

      David Hudock .........Okay then........... 🙄

    • @SleepyHarbor.
      @SleepyHarbor. 5 лет назад +2

      Lol pretty much exactly what happened here haha

    • @ann.samuel
      @ann.samuel 5 лет назад +1

      What does that mean?

    • @seekrenewal835
      @seekrenewal835 5 лет назад +4

      @@ann.samuel He punches her in the face to make sure she doesn't sell him cookies.

  • @jiddanmuhafidin6477
    @jiddanmuhafidin6477 5 лет назад +1620

    2:51 why does the mime have a mic hahaha

  • @Bober4200
    @Bober4200 6 лет назад +406

    This is probably the only episode where i wanted him to lose XD

  • @jonelcaisip2659
    @jonelcaisip2659 6 лет назад +777

    The mime was like "Damn, Why did I agreed to this crap"

  • @griffing1368
    @griffing1368 6 лет назад +211

    What my teacher didn't know, was I spent the last 2 weeks studying for this test.

  • @chickenjoe3389
    @chickenjoe3389 5 лет назад +965

    8:39 that 360 no-scope from the mime

  • @aleclumba2547
    @aleclumba2547 6 лет назад +105

    You have a lot time to prepare you should give the other guy like 15 more minutes.

  • @diamondninja4938
    @diamondninja4938 6 лет назад +1041

    This is like asking to play rock paper scissors with a rock paper scissors professional. And the terms are that you have an extra 5 seconds to pick rock, paper or scissors after the professional picked.

    • @jangonauta
      @jangonauta 6 лет назад +7

      Hahaha...

    • @delaneyward2831
      @delaneyward2831 5 лет назад +2

      Well you can be a professional. Rock Paper Scissors is luck and body language if that

    • @s6leh
      @s6leh 5 лет назад +6

      @@delaneyward2831 you clearly didn't know what he meant.

    • @bloodfate9043
      @bloodfate9043 5 лет назад

      @@lilyr7003 thats why king rocko said r/woooooosh

    • @alfiepicton1339
      @alfiepicton1339 5 лет назад

      @lily r r/woooosh

  • @loaflyladbasics4584
    @loaflyladbasics4584 6 лет назад +1268

    Im starting to realize that this dude just puts people in impossible scenarios that completely nullify their training. I wonder how many real life scenarios theres been where a cryptographer had 30 minutes to solve a puzzle while pie was being chucked at em.

    • @natestrich3834
      @natestrich3834 6 лет назад +93

      *-M A Y O N A I S E P I E-*

    • @magic-or-whatever
      @magic-or-whatever 6 лет назад +45

      it makes it more interesting

    • @mollie.28.15
      @mollie.28.15 6 лет назад +66

      Johanns Origgi it’s called fun. Why take it seriously

    • @ASM0DeuZ
      @ASM0DeuZ 6 лет назад +61

      He was told the answer at the beginning lol, if the mime is ticklish you go for the feet. :P assuming the note was actually in his shoe.

    • @LetMeEatIt
      @LetMeEatIt 6 лет назад +3

      Ill make sure the military does that, XD

  • @kushalvaibhav5447
    @kushalvaibhav5447 5 лет назад +3937

    Why is there not an outsmarted Season 2 🙎🙎
    Like so buzzfeed can see

    • @arjonfulgencio1726
      @arjonfulgencio1726 5 лет назад +152

      Mike is still preparing his next master plan

    • @CODMReaper
      @CODMReaper 5 лет назад +136

      Mike became MI6

    • @HermaniVar1
      @HermaniVar1 5 лет назад +35

      He's going to make a tv show about it

    • @mady-son
      @mady-son 4 года назад +6

      Dexter Baum what’s ml6?

    • @DrFire-jz8vq
      @DrFire-jz8vq 4 года назад +1

      stop asking for likes

  • @elsmok3952
    @elsmok3952 6 лет назад +256

    you should have had the mime act out your secret over and over while he searches

    • @randyhurtado3219
      @randyhurtado3219 6 лет назад +2

      AlexplayzPVPx you just wanted to try to figure his secret out didn't you

  • @jaileneb7065
    @jaileneb7065 6 лет назад +1216

    I feel like Mike always wins these challenges

    • @Msbmteam3
      @Msbmteam3 6 лет назад +106

      He failed the lie detector

    • @azraelur
      @azraelur 6 лет назад +20

      Yeah, the Sniper episode really annoyed me.

    • @BLVDKillz
      @BLVDKillz 6 лет назад +14

      That's because he cheats and plan way before the other person lol only gave him 30mins

    • @Computerix
      @Computerix 6 лет назад +2

      Jailenex 10 He lost the lie detector one

    • @MrPoopenFarten
      @MrPoopenFarten 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah but lie detectors don't really work

  • @oBringMeTheDiscoCake
    @oBringMeTheDiscoCake 6 лет назад +255

    I feel like the mayo pies were.......a bit much

  • @exclousionz5843
    @exclousionz5843 4 года назад +377

    Mike: “You can do whatever you want to this mime”
    Cryptographer: Shoots him

  • @i_am_clickbate4948
    @i_am_clickbate4948 6 лет назад +3503

    Why did they give the mime a microphone

  • @corbanperkins308
    @corbanperkins308 5 лет назад +1481

    Mike: So its a date? Girl: Yea!
    What my future wife didn't know is that I had spent the last month stalking her so I can everything about her.

    • @horaciosalgado7228
      @horaciosalgado7228 5 лет назад +7

      XD

    • @hypatch8014
      @hypatch8014 5 лет назад +49

      so I can everything about her?

    • @junkyard1880
      @junkyard1880 5 лет назад +26

      @@hypatch8014Put Black Light on your screen and it will reveal the secret word!.........
      It is...........
      "know" using other lights will omit the "k" and "w" and it will be NO!

    • @gamertv4998
      @gamertv4998 5 лет назад +12

      @@junkyard1880 MY BOI REVEALING STUFF

    • @unknown-uv5ts
      @unknown-uv5ts 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfdo

  • @MadmanEpic
    @MadmanEpic 6 лет назад +100

    I like how the mime had a visible reaction to his secret.

  • @pizzacatyt
    @pizzacatyt 5 лет назад +1579

    The poor guy literally got pelted by mayonnaise I didn't even think it's funny

  • @smollestbeanlol
    @smollestbeanlol 6 лет назад +1394

    ” I’ll be outside Preemptively celebrating my victory by *calmly shucking corn* ”
    Mood tbh

  • @allisonrodriguez8129
    @allisonrodriguez8129 6 лет назад +570

    I think this guy is one of the nicest people on this series I've seen so far. As far as I've seen, the other experts seem kinda... full of themselves.

    • @hh3140
      @hh3140 6 лет назад +28

      Allison Rodriguez 😂yea I think they just up the masculinity because mike is also so full of himself

    • @broaverage1716
      @broaverage1716 6 лет назад +2

      Allison Rodriguez the snipper 😂

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ 5 лет назад

      yeah this guy was good too, he was going to figure this out if he had more time.

  • @jackj7573
    @jackj7573 6 лет назад +1890

    Mayonnaise pie......

  • @pan-cake8534
    @pan-cake8534 5 лет назад +158

    "bY CALMLY SHUCKING CORNNNNNN"
    yknow just an average night.

  • @GiannaLanvin3
    @GiannaLanvin3 6 лет назад +360

    yeah this was just unfair for the crytographer. wtf was up with the mayo in the face. call me a partypooper, but i'd hate to have that crap thrown in my eyes as i'm trying to figure out puzzles under a time constraint

    • @laundrysauce354
      @laundrysauce354 6 лет назад +16

      GiannaLanvin3 mayo is a bit too much, just do something less nasty

    • @deadlydude3627
      @deadlydude3627 6 лет назад +8

      Its supposed to test their skills. Not to be realistic.

    • @SiaQiErn
      @SiaQiErn 6 лет назад

      Laundry Sauce I love mayo

    • @laundrysauce354
      @laundrysauce354 6 лет назад

      Lol I used to eat mayo on toast

  • @shwetaullala7102
    @shwetaullala7102 6 лет назад +86

    He was so close! Closer than the other outsmarted specialists!

  • @Smd2003
    @Smd2003 6 лет назад +447

    Try letting a hacker hack your computer, and let him find your secret.

  • @mysticecho7022
    @mysticecho7022 4 года назад +198

    Mike:*tells joke*
    Me:*laughs*
    Mike:little did you know that I stalked you for a month to learn you're favorite jokes.

    • @ivanderwiharta3129
      @ivanderwiharta3129 4 года назад +3

      Your*

    • @Dzifii
      @Dzifii 3 года назад +7

      @@ivanderwiharta3129 little did you know that @mystic echo has learned your correcting habit since 12 months ago

    • @ivanderwiharta3129
      @ivanderwiharta3129 3 года назад +2

      Oh wow I forgot I left a comment here

    • @lyfee4621
      @lyfee4621 2 года назад

      @@Dzifii little did you know that he purposely corrected him in order for you to reply

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 лет назад +4992

    I have a new mission in life. I need to find that mime and make him talk. I need to know. *I NEED TO KNOW.*

    • @Astryst
      @Astryst 6 лет назад +53

      +Nebulin Shouldnt read the comment section smartass

    • @nushkakamusa671
      @nushkakamusa671 6 лет назад +2

      Wait are you isabelle from ACPS??!???

    • @nushkakamusa671
      @nushkakamusa671 6 лет назад

      Isagail please answer are you Isabelle from Acps?

    • @athenas5959
      @athenas5959 6 лет назад

      same

    • @rhop5213
      @rhop5213 6 лет назад

      You realize this series is staged

  • @kateharrison6348
    @kateharrison6348 6 лет назад +121

    Try outsmarting something that you only know what the challenge is 24-48 hours im advance. Like a real criminal or something

  • @delayante8868
    @delayante8868 6 лет назад +110

    Try outsmarting a Drug Test

  • @ry_vel6195
    @ry_vel6195 5 лет назад +209

    Is it just me, or is the cryptographor's voice really relaxing?

  • @shav7134
    @shav7134 6 лет назад +600

    They put a microphone on the mime in the beginning interviews😂😂

    • @Pahpichuloo
      @Pahpichuloo 6 лет назад +5

      Min Yoongi infires omfg 😂😂

    • @SeanHiggins731
      @SeanHiggins731 6 лет назад +2

      I saw that 😂

    • @monohaul_
      @monohaul_ 6 лет назад +4

      Min Yoongi infires mic drop mic drop

    • @shav7134
      @shav7134 6 лет назад +2

      anonymous kpopers 😂😂

    • @tohru1613
      @tohru1613 6 лет назад +2

      Min Yoongi infires o

  • @elizabethhquach
    @elizabethhquach 6 лет назад +2202

    “mayonnaise pie...”

  • @gia.ponterio
    @gia.ponterio 6 лет назад +561

    What the cryptographer didn’t know .. was that id been planning this since I was in my mother’s womb

    • @diegoleija2935
      @diegoleija2935 6 лет назад +1

      WeToldYouItWasAMistakeToComeHere u killed me

    • @diegoleija2935
      @diegoleija2935 6 лет назад +1

      WeToldYouItWasAMistakeToComeHereItWasAMistakeHolyShit

    • @erik.correa
      @erik.correa 6 лет назад

      WeToldYouItWasAMistakeToComeHerm

    • @UrMom-tg5tr
      @UrMom-tg5tr 6 лет назад

      😂😂

  • @shyguy_4045
    @shyguy_4045 5 лет назад +64

    Cryptographer: *freeking out because he's running out of time*
    Mike: *calmly presses corn to his face while staring into the camera lenses*

  • @duanedoldrum7570
    @duanedoldrum7570 6 лет назад +607

    A Cryptographer's job could take days, weeks, or even months to deciper a puzzle or dilemma. Letting him do this in 30 minutes seems unfair. But him getting 5 out 7 puzzles was really really impressive, I wouldn't even have gotten one.

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 5 лет назад +7

      I think it was 6/7

    • @acasualyoutuber3595
      @acasualyoutuber3595 5 лет назад

      Take days, weeks, month?? He will dead by not drink and eat!!

    • @cashlewis5819
      @cashlewis5819 5 лет назад +4

      Will Doan *he will dead by not drink and eat*

    • @samanthamayer30
      @samanthamayer30 5 лет назад +1

      take note that he was trying to find a secret about the person and going to days, weeks, months to find out that he has a crush on jane is a bit ridiculous

    • @fanqiejiang1749
      @fanqiejiang1749 5 лет назад

      Duane Doldrum il probably just make the mime talk

  • @BaileyBrianne
    @BaileyBrianne 6 лет назад +776

    I thought it said chiropractor... I literally clicked on this video because I thought he was going to make a chiropractor figure out his biggest secret

    • @GonzalezJio
      @GonzalezJio 6 лет назад +1

      Bailey Brianne im dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @wowgrab7553
      @wowgrab7553 6 лет назад

      Omg X'D

    • @zee-tb9er
      @zee-tb9er 6 лет назад +3

      Bailey Brianne I literally choked reading this comment 😂

    • @drstrangelove9094
      @drstrangelove9094 6 лет назад +1

      chiropractors are not even scientists wth.

    • @tasukiiloveyou
      @tasukiiloveyou 6 лет назад

      i thought the same 😂

  • @jameone5000
    @jameone5000 5 лет назад +448

    His voice sounds smarter than my whole math skills

  • @reinada7640
    @reinada7640 5 лет назад +347

    Me: *_Doing final exams_*
    *Gets hit with Mayo pie*

    • @crainzgiraffe9435
      @crainzgiraffe9435 5 лет назад

      Dont get it.

    • @gj540-b9
      @gj540-b9 4 года назад +3

      Final exams = criptografy

    • @player7987
      @player7987 4 года назад +2

      Mayonnaise pieee

    • @dunbe836
      @dunbe836 4 года назад

      Crainz Giraffe 🦒

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 4 года назад

      @@gj540-b9 The word is in the title of the video and you still butchered it.

  • @KolorMeyellow
    @KolorMeyellow 6 лет назад +1208

    Why mayonnaise? That's just pure evil.

    • @dynasaur432
      @dynasaur432 6 лет назад

      Mmala Mokone 💯 Like

    • @budderbro0037
      @budderbro0037 6 лет назад

      Mmala Mokone That's the point XD

    • @LF-lv4ov
      @LF-lv4ov 6 лет назад +3

      Mayo is fuckin disgustin

    • @ddynamite3835
      @ddynamite3835 6 лет назад

      Mmala Mokone you just answered your own question

    • @Aniy004
      @Aniy004 6 лет назад

      At least it not mustard

  • @Orygiri
    @Orygiri 6 лет назад +358

    "In college..."
    I have found his deepest secret, it is as follows;
    "In college, pretend I said something to you and then you will look like you're disgusted."

  • @jessondesign
    @jessondesign 6 лет назад +2311

    bro the mime at the end..boi gets lit in his spare time lol

  • @josephliu1907
    @josephliu1907 5 лет назад +64

    "the job of a cryptographer is......"
    literally a minute late
    "what does a cryptographer do?"

  • @HOusEoFsiERRa
    @HOusEoFsiERRa 6 лет назад +973

    Usually, I root for Mike in these videos, but because the cryptographer was so nice and good-natured, I wanted Mike to lose this one. 😊 And, because I wanted to know his deepest, darkest secret. 😝

    • @ohsms7480
      @ohsms7480 6 лет назад

      Lol someone copies your comment *got twice the amount of likes *

    • @gooyouliang1528
      @gooyouliang1528 6 лет назад

      666 likes

    • @nickjimenez9983
      @nickjimenez9983 6 лет назад

      At the last clue i wanted him to win really bad

    • @vqromvn
      @vqromvn 6 лет назад

      sAmE

    • @honestlywereoutofgas263
      @honestlywereoutofgas263 6 лет назад

      I don’t root for mike because he plans stuff out for at least a month

  • @raniyadass
    @raniyadass 6 лет назад +285

    Why do I have a feeling that the cryptographer actually did find the clue because his jokes at the end seemed like he knew something....

    • @MrProgrammerX
      @MrProgrammerX 6 лет назад +26

      Raniya Dass yeah i think so, bcause as a cryptographer, solving about 3-6 puzzle under 20 minutes are pretty awesome. so maybe he actually already find out something after that 20 minutes finished but its just the time is up so he cant win the game.

  • @chill4814
    @chill4814 6 лет назад +1617

    *MAYONNAISE PIEH*

    • @aryastark2053
      @aryastark2053 6 лет назад +4

      Relx like you really thaught that if you add an h to « pie » it would be more funny 😂😂😭🤦‍♂️

    • @madhatter8509
      @madhatter8509 6 лет назад +8

      Ralph Nassar Don't be jealous just because he got more likes than u

    • @aryastark2053
      @aryastark2053 6 лет назад

      Neon Moon goodbye kiddo

    • @chill4814
      @chill4814 6 лет назад +2

      Ralph Nassar lol u salty cuz i got 400+ likes and dont even try to lie😂

    • @aryastark2053
      @aryastark2053 6 лет назад

      Relx yep bcz every like= 1$ 😂😂😪

  • @haylahperea7256
    @haylahperea7256 5 лет назад +478

    That dude who was trying to hide his secrets acted more like a psychopath than a regular civilian. lol He was kinda creepy 😬

    • @rickylagada5180
      @rickylagada5180 5 лет назад +32

      Hes chill.

    • @-scrim
      @-scrim 5 лет назад +95

      That's the point. Are you new?

    • @goatsy3685
      @goatsy3685 5 лет назад +1

      immortal I know I was thinking you normie!

    • @tatishortcake3196
      @tatishortcake3196 5 лет назад +25

      That's Mike for you

    • @kessa2393
      @kessa2393 5 лет назад +26

      he's always like that lol. its just a joke

  • @haxhxm841
    @haxhxm841 6 лет назад +643

    Good luck...what the cryptographer didn't know was...

    • @dominikhameder629
      @dominikhameder629 6 лет назад +43

      ...Mike's secret.

    • @JC-bt3gv
      @JC-bt3gv 6 лет назад +7

      haxhxm i planned this all out a month ago....😂😂😂

    • @lingoat.
      @lingoat. 6 лет назад +3

      He is gay

    • @moonbeam1658
      @moonbeam1658 6 лет назад

      I actually became 4chan

    • @asn1226
      @asn1226 6 лет назад

      Hamy Hamster :O

  • @foreveryoung4276
    @foreveryoung4276 6 лет назад +435

    *whisper* mayonnaise pie...

  • @mymicrowave
    @mymicrowave 6 лет назад +480

    the mayonnaise pies were fucked up im actually shook poor dude

  • @dovaiS
    @dovaiS 5 лет назад +169

    The time limit and mayonnaise pie part was unfair. In what point in real life would someone follow them and hit them with Mayonnaise pie. If he had a little bit more time he could’ve cracked it.
    Albeit he did agree to this challenge.

  • @Shayekindle
    @Shayekindle 6 лет назад +401

    He would’ve totally won if he had like 5 more minutes

  • @catherineyeung9103
    @catherineyeung9103 6 лет назад +299

    this video series while entertaining is kinda bs, he turns all the rules such that he is going to win most of the time and there is nothing a professional can do abt it

    • @jamie91995
      @jamie91995 6 лет назад +22

      I want to see him try and escape a hitman and the hitman has one week to shoot him with a paintball gun or slip a fake poison into his food and mike cannot hide from it

    • @notonfire7318
      @notonfire7318 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah it's never fair

    • @isaacsprenger9940
      @isaacsprenger9940 6 лет назад

      Aurox Night ikr

    • @forironyssake9408
      @forironyssake9408 6 лет назад

      I think that's the point lol

    • @XX-lo4ox
      @XX-lo4ox 6 лет назад

      it's never fair in the real world..

  • @liquidfire5974
    @liquidfire5974 6 лет назад +75

    10 min more and he would have it.. common convincing a pizza guy to say something takes minimum 3-5 min. He should have get more time..

  • @niellity
    @niellity 5 лет назад +105

    Im giving him my hardest crossword puzzle
    Little did he know i didnt let any letters lined up to make a word

  • @lilanjiang1651
    @lilanjiang1651 6 лет назад +436

    For once I wished Mike loss the challenge. Oh shucks!

    • @isabelledoyle2877
      @isabelledoyle2877 6 лет назад +8

      Lilan Jiang PLEASE tell me that was a pun

    • @sleepysal7410
      @sleepysal7410 6 лет назад +14

      He lost against a lie detector

    • @magic-or-whatever
      @magic-or-whatever 6 лет назад +5

      He lost on the lie detector thing

    • @iii3257
      @iii3257 6 лет назад +3

      Lilan Jiang He did lost on the lie detector becuz his plan kinda failed

    • @hashbrows
      @hashbrows 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah me too!

  • @jackwilczynski6957
    @jackwilczynski6957 6 лет назад +2294

    Can this guy figure out the RUclips algorithms because I don’t think RUclips knows their own algorithms
    Thanks for 2k likes

    • @03frzeup
      @03frzeup 6 лет назад

      Jack Wilczynski lmao

    • @JoshLathamTutorials
      @JoshLathamTutorials 6 лет назад +23

      They don't know it. It's a black box algorithm. Using deep neural networks the computer figures out what algorithm produces the "best results" using predefined goals and then makes changes accordingly. This way nobody can cheat the algorithm. Kind of.

    • @jackwilczynski6957
      @jackwilczynski6957 6 лет назад +6

      Joshua Latham ummm, I don’t know what to say.

    • @vector5543
      @vector5543 6 лет назад

      RUclips dosent know their own algorithms

    • @jackwilczynski6957
      @jackwilczynski6957 6 лет назад

      Jonas B what

  • @alinasanders9849
    @alinasanders9849 6 лет назад +347

    2:48 this mime is just like wtf

    • @LolLol-vd1qv
      @LolLol-vd1qv 6 лет назад +3

      Alina Sanders 😂

    • @boomer_ms6624
      @boomer_ms6624 6 лет назад +2

      Alina Sanders +

    • @aimeeradcliffe
      @aimeeradcliffe 6 лет назад +2

      Alina Sanders wtf XD

    • @applesauce4389
      @applesauce4389 6 лет назад +6

      The mic on the mime was a nice touch that just made that whole interaction so much better

    • @dankhill2104
      @dankhill2104 6 лет назад +4

      If I was him I would be exposing him so hard

  • @mollyrocks9947
    @mollyrocks9947 5 лет назад +20

    me- *sleeping in my bed*
    mike- *whispers* Mayonnaise pie

  • @jaggerjdm9787
    @jaggerjdm9787 6 лет назад +3885

    *M A Y O N N A I S E P I E*

  • @galaxychickens4518
    @galaxychickens4518 6 лет назад +213

    Why does the cryptographer sound like a more southern Obama

  • @loganwolf1671
    @loganwolf1671 6 лет назад +349

    Try to hide a piece of information online from a hacker.

  • @fishglobglob4285
    @fishglobglob4285 5 лет назад +21

    I feel like the mime and a cryptologist formed a special bond

  • @jasongts
    @jasongts 6 лет назад +1754

    *what RUclips didn’t know was that I spent the last 1 week waiting for this video.😈😈*
    Edit: THANKS FOR THE LIKES OMG

  • @morgzminions5732
    @morgzminions5732 6 лет назад +260

    This is unfair as that man had 2 weeks to create that code, he could of asked anyone to help. And the other guy had 30 mins to solve a 7 piece puzzle

    • @oliviabytner1614
      @oliviabytner1614 6 лет назад +43

      This other guy has prepared for that his whole life.

    • @shortyy200
      @shortyy200 6 лет назад +15

      It isnt unfair... You should always be prepared

    • @shortyy200
      @shortyy200 6 лет назад +7

      And plus the series is called Outsmarted

    • @Stardust_Lily
      @Stardust_Lily 6 лет назад +19

      The cryptographer prepared his whole life for something unrelated to cryptography? Interesting.

    • @_dndelion
      @_dndelion 6 лет назад +1

      Supertails lmaoo

  • @mayaishere1819
    @mayaishere1819 6 лет назад +81

    The mimes face when he tells them omg😂

  • @cobsterboi1109
    @cobsterboi1109 5 лет назад +16

    The cryptographer deserves the win for that one

  • @warbearin
    @warbearin 6 лет назад +51

    When you told the mime your secret and his facial reaction is just one of dissapointment blended with sadness.

  • @Joanna-fi2vb
    @Joanna-fi2vb 6 лет назад +393

    "What the ___________ didn't know that I spent the last ____________ planning the perfect strategy..."

    • @MarkGamed
      @MarkGamed 6 лет назад +10

      "cryptographer" "two weeks"

    • @loganfarley129
      @loganfarley129 6 лет назад +12

      wet bandits
      hour

    • @redpanda8484
      @redpanda8484 6 лет назад +2

      Joanna0929 criminal
      Yeqr

    • @inkdrops20
      @inkdrops20 6 лет назад

      Joanna0929 i

    • @duhberman
      @duhberman 6 лет назад +9

      this looks like a Cards Against Humanity black card

  • @ihswap
    @ihswap 6 лет назад +640

    They need to make this series more realistic and fair like have someone other than Mike come up with the challenge and only give Mike 1 or 2 days to think of a plan. There's really no challenge when you have weeks of advance knowlage and planning to put it all into your favor and the experts only get a very limited amount of time to accomplish their goal. Also make the scenario more realistic. This scenario would never happen in real life and to make things worse you're not just giving yourself the upper hand you're giving the experts a disadvantage by distracting them. Also these are experts not superhumans. Like on the sniper video the whole point was for the sniper to use his expertise to "kill" you but as soon as you got all the "clones" to confuse the sniper it became more of a guessing game rather than actual use of skills which ruin the whole video. This is a great and creative series with so much potential but it's executed very poorly.

    • @EeveeTime
      @EeveeTime 6 лет назад +7

      ihswap but that’s the point! What I mean is it’s more funny that way

    • @hmayfield
      @hmayfield 6 лет назад +2

      ihswap agreeded

    • @kurtschniederpeople4658
      @kurtschniederpeople4658 6 лет назад

      Knowledge

    • @lance8021
      @lance8021 6 лет назад +1

      U mad bro

    • @ihswap
      @ihswap 6 лет назад +19

      EeveeGirl It may be funny to some but that is not the point of the series. People don't click on the video looking to get a good ol jolly laugh. Sure humor adds to the the video but at this point it's more ridiculous than funny.

  • @_niemand
    @_niemand 4 года назад +7

    Mike: nobody uses wingdings
    Toby fox: you are gonna have a really bad time

  • @jeguava
    @jeguava 6 лет назад +433

    Try outsmarting a DRUG TEST

  • @acmorris
    @acmorris 6 лет назад +802

    Am I the only one who could see the word mike and the box at the start without the black light?

  • @lilycuppycup192
    @lilycuppycup192 6 лет назад +1697

    Do many more mike

    • @latekins2888
      @latekins2888 6 лет назад +4

      He has to plan it out though

    • @thesandvitchman1234
      @thesandvitchman1234 6 лет назад

      lily cuppy cup STOP WITH THE MINONS

    • @Lanzottv
      @Lanzottv 6 лет назад

      Tell his parents to make more like him then.

    • @mckay3182
      @mckay3182 6 лет назад

      lily cuppy cup he can't cuz on the finale he got invited to work for the British investigation unit.

  • @ericcasas23
    @ericcasas23 4 года назад +15

    Rumor has it he’s still getting hit with..
    🗣Mayonnaise pie 🥧

  • @fairybread6371
    @fairybread6371 6 лет назад +408

    Maybe he would be able to win if he didn’t HAVE PIES THROWN INTO HIS FACE

    • @jonipihvi
      @jonipihvi 6 лет назад +10

      thats the point of the pies, they will distract him.

    • @simpingforshoto_1015
      @simpingforshoto_1015 6 лет назад

      Алексец Вадимович DUN DUN DUN

    • @hermionegranger1790
      @hermionegranger1790 6 лет назад

      That’s the point Chelsea Parker, to distract him

    • @Galaxy-rj1kj
      @Galaxy-rj1kj 6 лет назад +3

      alakerran amisviikset they didn’t distract him it was being thrown into his face

    • @natethegamer9344
      @natethegamer9344 6 лет назад

      M A Y O N A I S E

  • @TheSatiricalGamer
    @TheSatiricalGamer 6 лет назад +180

    I love how they put a mic on the mime! XD

  • @karthikaunni8734
    @karthikaunni8734 6 лет назад +72

    Hey! That's not fair! You know if you would have given him 15 more min he would have figured it out.

    • @Angelina-vr5mz
      @Angelina-vr5mz 6 лет назад +1

      Karthika Unni yes, but the point is that he finishes it in a specific amount of time. If he gave him more time it would defeat the purpose of the challenge being timed.

  • @MethuselahWinter
    @MethuselahWinter 5 лет назад +11

    I loved the expression of the mime had when Mike told him the secret....

  • @RikkieMc
    @RikkieMc 6 лет назад +392

    Why did they give the mime a microphone XDDDDDDDD

  • @thegoat9031
    @thegoat9031 6 лет назад +244

    The mayonnaise pies got really old. Never laughed when any of them were thrown

    • @alexb4310
      @alexb4310 6 лет назад +14

      They were there to distract him not make us laugh

  • @TheCorey1734
    @TheCorey1734 6 лет назад +89

    Is that actually his voice? A dude I went to school with had a deep voice like that. I’m honestly a bit jealous.

    • @justinthecryptographer
      @justinthecryptographer 6 лет назад +4

      Corey Johnston It is.

    • @TheCorey1734
      @TheCorey1734 6 лет назад +1

      Justin Troutman Congrats on puberty giving you a swoon worthy voice my man. Lol.

    • @dylanharding5720
      @dylanharding5720 6 лет назад +1

      I know someone I know as Piller (no seriously) he's 14, yet he has the deepest voice I've ever heard.

  • @bilobobaggins1934
    @bilobobaggins1934 5 лет назад +12

    What the cryptographer didn't know is that I spent the last two weeks building up a resistance to iocane powder.