Private Investigator Guesses Who Stole The Cookie Out Of A Lineup

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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @f.e.g.4534
    @f.e.g.4534 5 лет назад +13953

    "I'm smart"
    - looks directly at the camera

    • @raynedrop4265
      @raynedrop4265 5 лет назад +171

      I WAS WAITING FOR THIS GOD DAMN COMMENT. BLESS YOU.
      7:53

    • @hamdi8699
      @hamdi8699 5 лет назад +9

      Don’t get it

    • @ickyy1
      @ickyy1 5 лет назад +5

      Hamdi I do not either

    • @ganeshprasad9851
      @ganeshprasad9851 5 лет назад +6

      @@ickyy1 neither do I

    • @huangrass7423
      @huangrass7423 5 лет назад +13

      im sma- *advert comes on*

  • @midnightmoon3661
    @midnightmoon3661 4 года назад +22502

    Private investigator: alright everyone sing the opening to I want it that way

  • @sonastysorude
    @sonastysorude 5 лет назад +4882

    They should have all swapped places because he obviously heard the person who ate the cookie return to the right side of the line.

  • @marlena8492
    @marlena8492 3 года назад +7850

    It might just be me, but this PI has an *extremely* likable personality

    • @AliPearls
      @AliPearls 3 года назад +229

      It ain’t just you, he seems like a really fun guy to be around

    • @yourhotmom6858
      @yourhotmom6858 3 года назад +255

      He seems like that fun college or high school teacher that is a little strict, but fun to talk to.

    • @candypg1
      @candypg1 3 года назад +98

      “Scribbles down notes”
      And would you say your attracted to this man?

    • @WackiWorm
      @WackiWorm 3 года назад +6

      Agreed

    • @bencouch1178
      @bencouch1178 3 года назад +25

      @@candypg1 yes

  • @mrh9622
    @mrh9622 5 лет назад +9053

    "I've recently discovered the runny egg"
    "Nah you should undiscover that"
    Best line ever 😂

    • @Hello-hn9kq
      @Hello-hn9kq 5 лет назад +27

      My favorite moment

    • @courtneymichelle5746
      @courtneymichelle5746 5 лет назад +28

      Im in class dying because he said that😂

    • @Jack-qu9tr
      @Jack-qu9tr 5 лет назад +28

      I heard that and checked the comments instantly. Curious if I was the only one dying of laughter.

    • @NothingButLol
      @NothingButLol 4 года назад +3

      Omg I'm dying

    • @captainkozo4693
      @captainkozo4693 4 года назад +2

      Christian Doll their called normal

  • @rose-sw3yy
    @rose-sw3yy 5 лет назад +13129

    i love how serious John is taking this cookie situation

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 лет назад +5

      He gets YT.

    • @LukaDebiL
      @LukaDebiL 5 лет назад +16

      @Digby Dooright no because if he was off set there would be more of a chance that he is cheating because you cant see him he could just watch

    • @indecisiveliv
      @indecisiveliv 5 лет назад +10

      Well it was a very heinous crime

    • @lamya4009
      @lamya4009 5 лет назад +2

      I am the 4K like 😊

    • @3skelion
      @3skelion 5 лет назад +8

      @@LukaDebiL honestly it's not that big a deal lol, it's just for fun

  • @finix4132
    @finix4132 4 года назад +7898

    PI: Are you a liar
    Girl: yes
    I don’t know if she is lying when she said that

    • @ismifarisha
      @ismifarisha 4 года назад +231

      its a kind of paradox

    • @Raven-hh9cj
      @Raven-hh9cj 4 года назад +86

      Either way, she was correct!

    • @clipsssviral
      @clipsssviral 4 года назад +19

      ClickB8 But then wouldn’t she be telling the truth

    • @jacklepie1133
      @jacklepie1133 4 года назад +17

      Paradoxes... the worst

    • @twilightzone6878
      @twilightzone6878 4 года назад +6

      False positive

  • @themofomammoth948
    @themofomammoth948 3 года назад +1684

    Nobody:
    Me at 2 in the morning watching a private investigator try and find who ate part of a cookie with an intense passion

  • @red.falcon9717
    @red.falcon9717 5 лет назад +3082

    “Are you a liar?”
    “Yes.”

    • @E1zzzZ
      @E1zzzZ 5 лет назад +49

      Red.Falcon97 Wait so since she said “yes” if she was a liar, is she lying and is truthful?

    • @red.falcon9717
      @red.falcon9717 5 лет назад +16

      EzAb Dude Yes

    • @SS-lv6to
      @SS-lv6to 5 лет назад +10

      @@E1zzzZ No, cause if she was truthful, she would of said no.

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 5 лет назад +38

      @@SS-lv6to She said yes to the question "Are you a liar?" That means she can't be at all truthful, since if she was, she would have responded no. But, she said yes to the question, which makes her a liar, but also truthful since she didn't lie and answered yes. So this is a paradox.

    • @SS-lv6to
      @SS-lv6to 5 лет назад

      @@kevinboros7427 Owowowowo *mind blown* O. O

  • @christopherhedgecock1953
    @christopherhedgecock1953 4 года назад +6208

    "Aren't you worried about salmonella?"
    "Thats a myth"
    *I DIED*

  • @niccosta
    @niccosta 4 года назад +4507

    This guy needs to be a comedian for his side job. Or his main job. He’s hilarious

  • @unknown-dx7fd
    @unknown-dx7fd 4 года назад +9818

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    My mom when there is 1 coockie missing:

    • @unknown-dx7fd
      @unknown-dx7fd 4 года назад +11

      @The Insane Space Panda Haha

    • @caseypoole9865
      @caseypoole9865 4 года назад +128

      Coockie are u ok

    • @hyperpvp8823
      @hyperpvp8823 4 года назад +4

      So your mom is a man you have 3 sisters and 3 brothers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @vanessabare2600
      @vanessabare2600 4 года назад +12

      This is actually me when a cookie is missing 😂

    • @trisha2214
      @trisha2214 4 года назад +33

      I READ THAT AS COOCHIE OMFG WHAT IS WYRONH WITH ME

  • @jnin01
    @jnin01 5 лет назад +12959

    He probably heard her walking back to that side

    • @roythomas3667
      @roythomas3667 5 лет назад +450

      Right?

    • @roythomas3667
      @roythomas3667 5 лет назад +539

      He is fun, though.

    • @NolaMarieSings01
      @NolaMarieSings01 5 лет назад +982

      jnin01 And then smelled the chocolate coming from her mouth because she was the first one to be questioned

    • @jeffreyrt734
      @jeffreyrt734 5 лет назад +720

      Nahh
      He’s “oh he got her!” Reaction seemed too genuine

    • @itsdonniee
      @itsdonniee 5 лет назад +20

      420 likes

  • @xenqor5438
    @xenqor5438 5 лет назад +40121

    *They should get lots of pi’s to try and figure out which other pi is lying about something to see how that lie from experience in their job*

    • @girldes
      @girldes 5 лет назад +525

      That would be so nice to see!

    • @xenqor5438
      @xenqor5438 5 лет назад +248

      Yeah I wish they did

    • @franciscafz4041
      @franciscafz4041 5 лет назад +84

      Yes!!!

    • @Alex-jw3zb
      @Alex-jw3zb 5 лет назад +65

      There is only one PI...

    • @xenqor5438
      @xenqor5438 5 лет назад +91

      I_PandaMan I believe your statement is false

  • @Kelshehe
    @Kelshehe 5 лет назад +7834

    It looks like John now works as a PI for buzzfeed employees 😂

    • @musicandmebff
      @musicandmebff 5 лет назад +123

      TheHypeKween next video “Private Investigator Finds Out Who is Next to Quit Buzzfeed”

    • @fal4thought
      @fal4thought 5 лет назад +7

      problematicc HiMsElF

    • @bananana6380
      @bananana6380 5 лет назад +1

      Is he a 3 or a .14?

    • @crappyblueangel74
      @crappyblueangel74 4 года назад

      @@bananana6380 I think he's a pie

  • @tenzium
    @tenzium 4 года назад +2424

    Investigator: Smells everyone’s breath to see who’s breath smells like a cookie

    • @daysyferreira610
      @daysyferreira610 3 года назад +165

      That one person who didn't brush their teeth in the morning: pLs nO dOnT sMeLl pLsSSsssSs

    • @korosensei4873
      @korosensei4873 3 года назад +15

      @@daysyferreira610 bruhhh🤣🤣🤣

    • @maynardjohnsonmusic5457
      @maynardjohnsonmusic5457 3 года назад +10

      @@daysyferreira610 Aka me

    • @daysyferreira610
      @daysyferreira610 3 года назад +13

      @@maynardjohnsonmusic5457 LMAO SAME I FORGET TO BRUSH MY TEETH ATLEAST 2 TIMES A WEEK 😂

    • @hungryeyes2786
      @hungryeyes2786 3 года назад +1

      @@daysyferreira610 Bruh too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FishinWithAlex
    @FishinWithAlex 4 года назад +6449

    He got the Asian girl to talk about Bao just to see her teeth he’s so smart

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 года назад +256

      She didn't even bite the cookie with her teeth really though. She like broke it off so some was sticking out after

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 года назад +38

      @@dreamzen819 she didn't bite through it with her teeth. It wouldn't be a bite mark as she broke it off. Watch it again

    • @--hEaVeN-cn4gx
      @--hEaVeN-cn4gx 4 года назад +89

      @@TheCumberCoIlective she didnt break the cookie with her teeth? Oh really I guess chewing the cookie dosent count as breaking the cookie with your teeth....note the sarcasm

    • @jonathanaw2326
      @jonathanaw2326 4 года назад +15

      @@TheCumberCoIlective youre right, she broke it off rather than biting into it.

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 года назад +24

      @@--hEaVeN-cn4gx exactly my point. She BROKE the cookie with her teeth. She didn't BITE THROUGH the cookie which would leave a "bite mark"

  • @clareification
    @clareification 4 года назад +3452

    this is like a deleted “the office” episode from an alternate universe

    • @ElpoliCR
      @ElpoliCR 4 года назад +40

      We all know who is Jim there

    • @ashtyn2821
      @ashtyn2821 3 года назад +3

      Hahahahahhahahhah

    • @themehmama7750
      @themehmama7750 3 года назад +26

      More like Brooklyn nine-nine

    • @germanmatiasok
      @germanmatiasok 3 года назад +12

      @@themehmama7750 Same energy.

    • @robinlinh
      @robinlinh 3 года назад +6

      The investigator voice sound like office character mix up together

  • @Rayan-kf2yf
    @Rayan-kf2yf 4 года назад +4200

    *12 a.m*
    My brain: You gotta watch this guy find out who ate the cookie

  • @sahirdaghet1647
    @sahirdaghet1647 3 года назад +2161

    She over-explains. Everyone else just answers fairly concisely. Even when he was pressing for more details it was still short and easy.

    • @michelleaijo
      @michelleaijo 3 года назад +49

      Thats exactly what i was thinking

    • @kismarik
      @kismarik 3 года назад +147

      Exactly that, also notice how she is the only one who doesn't play into the playful banter/jokes he is constantly throwing at her. She just awkwardly laughs but never actually play into the jokes.

    • @katjanygaard-larsen6581
      @katjanygaard-larsen6581 3 года назад +67

      But- I always over-explain wether im guilty or not.
      Thinking into it, its probably because of wanting people to believe you way more

    • @rayuuuuuu
      @rayuuuuuu 3 года назад +36

      @@kismarik tbh he was a bit weird about the whole bao explanation thing and I would've been confused about that if I were her lol

    • @danurkresnamurti3598
      @danurkresnamurti3598 3 года назад +1

      yeah. they should choose some one with same mind like PI. but choose her make it more easy for him

  • @bunlols
    @bunlols 4 года назад +3938

    "He thinks that he's got me"
    "I think we've all got you"
    " _I know..._ "

    • @cupsofcoco
      @cupsofcoco 4 года назад +43

      I almost choked, he sounded so sad

    • @themilz3649
      @themilz3649 4 года назад +7

      Blue Comet dude I was just scrolling through the comments while listening to it and I saw this one and then it said it at the same time I read it

    • @thesecretdoodler
      @thesecretdoodler 4 года назад +3

      Awesomegamer120 lol that happens to me all the time

    • @sagemccombs9106
      @sagemccombs9106 4 года назад +1

      They said that just as I read this comment

    • @mariodiaz8537
      @mariodiaz8537 4 года назад +2

      That gave me sort of jake peralta vibe

  • @BakedPotatoYT1
    @BakedPotatoYT1 4 года назад +3180

    I think he knew it because when he suddenly asked Jasmine, "Why did you ate the cookie?" Jasmine's face changed into nervous state.

    • @colindra-rodericka3803
      @colindra-rodericka3803 4 года назад +115

      Or maybe because it was the same smell when she ate the cookie 😂

    • @colindra-rodericka3803
      @colindra-rodericka3803 4 года назад +27

      @thebay5 That could have given it away too.

    • @colindra-rodericka3803
      @colindra-rodericka3803 4 года назад +119

      He probably knew from the start but had to act it out to keep the show going

    • @godparticle2770
      @godparticle2770 4 года назад +12

      @@colindra-rodericka3803 to just roll the video and timestamp to 11 minutes long!

    • @colindra-rodericka3803
      @colindra-rodericka3803 4 года назад +5

      @@godparticle2770 Exactly lol

  • @deecyp64
    @deecyp64 4 года назад +641

    Damn the poor girl was first and I’d be so afraid to still have some cookie between my teeth

  • @mandostringd530
    @mandostringd530 4 года назад +2903

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    That guy: S H R I M P

  • @ramahfejleh6824
    @ramahfejleh6824 5 лет назад +7849

    who ate the cookie?
    erin: THATS NOT VEGAN

    • @nicoorobin
      @nicoorobin 5 лет назад +357

      wrong channel bud

    • @ramahfejleh6824
      @ramahfejleh6824 5 лет назад +405

      ouch f i know but obviously some people get it

    • @smenehere2618
      @smenehere2618 5 лет назад +431

      Omg here too? This comment has escaped jubilee go back to where you belong 😂

    • @mags5194
      @mags5194 5 лет назад +60

      Haha I was just thinking that!!

    • @melanieschroder7238
      @melanieschroder7238 5 лет назад +102

      OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂

  • @Themagsterli
    @Themagsterli 5 лет назад +7782

    John is hilarious! i need more of these PI videos !!

  • @serenaperez3730
    @serenaperez3730 5 лет назад +3671

    I LOVE THIS MAN he is carrying buzzfeed on his shoulders

    • @avargas1930
      @avargas1930 5 лет назад +34

      For me Its kevin and Jackie :) hahahah

    • @zutarax
      @zutarax 5 лет назад +48

      Ryan and shane too

    • @primordialsoup_
      @primordialsoup_ 5 лет назад +24

      Unsolved and Worth It :p

    • @jinan43
      @jinan43 5 лет назад +5

      Serena Perez nooooo it’s ryan and shane

    • @Quadratic4mula
      @Quadratic4mula 4 года назад +1

      there's more videos of him?

  • @mrrainbrow423
    @mrrainbrow423 3 года назад +1026

    "He thinks he got me."
    "We all got you."
    "I know."
    I felt that.

  • @shailynnrice1665
    @shailynnrice1665 4 года назад +3860

    “how are the videos with me doing?”
    “pretty bad”
    “THATS A LIE”
    “pretty bad”
    “that’s a NOTED lie”

    • @jliz
      @jliz 4 года назад

      dogg same

    • @memma1101
      @memma1101 4 года назад +42

      He reminds me sooo much of Hopper from Stranger Things

    • @killerqueen4558
      @killerqueen4558 4 года назад

      619 likes noice

    • @victoriamorut
      @victoriamorut 4 года назад

      Echo Studios trueeeee omg

    • @drewpsies9378
      @drewpsies9378 4 года назад +3

      This might sound crazy to you but I’m pretty sure everyone heard what they were saying

  • @FocyIsGoated
    @FocyIsGoated 4 года назад +4119

    “Did you eat the cookie?”
    “I’m vEgAn”

    • @tenchi5951
      @tenchi5951 4 года назад +159

      ThAtS nOt VeGaN

    • @ameliabee2003
      @ameliabee2003 4 года назад +189

      nobody asked you, Erin

    • @teamarchive9070
      @teamarchive9070 4 года назад +95

      Jubilee when they see this comment and its replies:
      We should have never
      Invited erin

    • @how2tube933
      @how2tube933 4 года назад +7

      @@teamarchive9070 vegan cookies

    • @Aurelius11605
      @Aurelius11605 4 года назад +6

      Yoda: Vegan not, that is not.

  • @savannahott4749
    @savannahott4749 5 лет назад +5414

    The shrimp guy just LOOKS like he eats shrimp. I coulda guessed his favorite food was shrimp. His dark eyes tell me ocean secrets of shrimp massacres.

  • @ulfurinnn
    @ulfurinnn 4 года назад +101

    Letting him stay in the room while someone ate the cookie was a bad idea as he both heard someone laugh and he could also possibly hear from which direction they came.

    • @user-bd9uo8dw3j
      @user-bd9uo8dw3j 2 года назад +5

      Yup. He knew it came from a certain direction of the space they were in. Not very difficult from there.

  • @pedroribeiro9746
    @pedroribeiro9746 4 года назад +1908

    "are they like, dumplings?"
    "what? no, they're steamed buns with meat filling in there"

    • @FattyAshyBro
      @FattyAshyBro 4 года назад +13

      pedro yes daddy

    • @kingsnicker720
      @kingsnicker720 4 года назад +32

      @@FattyAshyBro ?

    • @damiennorth159
      @damiennorth159 4 года назад +42

      So i was right its a dumpling

    • @thesecretdoodler
      @thesecretdoodler 4 года назад +50

      Yeah. I thought he was being just a bit disrespectful. That’s my opinion though. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @hazeljeeaan8453
      @hazeljeeaan8453 4 года назад +6

      ʙᴀsɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ sɪᴏᴘᴀᴏ?? ʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀ

  • @chimingw
    @chimingw 4 года назад +11373

    This video
    Him: “who ate the cookie”
    Everyone: “me :)”
    Real investigation
    Him: “who killed him”
    Everyone: ...

    • @michaeledmunds7266
      @michaeledmunds7266 4 года назад +101

      This is a bit off topic, but it somewhat reminds me of the Mask*DeMasque case from Phoenix Wright Trials and Tribulations

    • @caden-brooks
      @caden-brooks 4 года назад +20

      Meeee

    • @argentinanaoma1247
      @argentinanaoma1247 4 года назад +10

      @@michaeledmunds7266 I stole the uuurrrrnnnn!

    • @ketchup5608
      @ketchup5608 4 года назад +14

      @@michaeledmunds7266
      I swear every first reply I look at is about pheonix wright
      I'm being haunted by all the victims

    • @tsukr28
      @tsukr28 4 года назад +3

      “who broke it”

  • @capibara3
    @capibara3 5 лет назад +1345

    Or maybe he heard jasmine walk over and walk back. Everyone should have walked foward then go back at the same time

    • @capibara3
      @capibara3 5 лет назад +18

      @@kingtalaha they all said they ate the cookie

    • @staticunion4448
      @staticunion4448 5 лет назад +2

      Anthony Browne is he opened his eye a little bit and could see who it was

    • @sonic3817
      @sonic3817 5 лет назад +2

      TrashID i hope ur joking because she said that on purpose

    • @sydney8145
      @sydney8145 5 лет назад +3

      The other people were walking in place too

    • @charlesmuneri
      @charlesmuneri 5 лет назад +7

      He could have even smelt her, the experiment was flawed. He should have left the room

  • @avettcore
    @avettcore 3 года назад +264

    This takes “Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?” to a whole other level.

  • @pippi4421
    @pippi4421 4 года назад +1237

    “Would you say you’re anti-milk?”

    • @koshkamatew
      @koshkamatew 4 года назад +9

      I saw this right when he said it loool

    • @hi8355
      @hi8355 4 года назад +4

      I don’t drink milk but I’m not lactose intolerant sooo yeah I’m weird! 😅

    • @LoverOfStuff
      @LoverOfStuff 4 года назад +2

      Alaina DeFazio you’re not alone lol
      Milk just tastes kinda gross

    • @Ahhh-j4e
      @Ahhh-j4e 4 года назад +1

      William Shakespeare it is somone else’s opinion not yours someone can hate milk and another can love milk, we are all humans here( unless your an alien, we see you) let’s just be kind

    • @shibahiba7106
      @shibahiba7106 4 года назад

      Pippi Alberte yes im lactose

  • @jamescollins1693
    @jamescollins1693 5 лет назад +644

    "Would you say you're anti milk?"
    - This guy is asking the right questions

    • @jibril9577
      @jibril9577 4 года назад

      @@qtipsguyspersonalaccount573 You Should Undiscover that too

  • @gun9780
    @gun9780 4 года назад +3865

    What the hells the point in adding an extra “n” in Ryann

    • @mastercheif6663
      @mastercheif6663 4 года назад +38

      Well Ik someone with an instead of n

    • @biancaa67
      @biancaa67 4 года назад +137

      Uniqueness?

    • @vinimooraess
      @vinimooraess 4 года назад +91

      @@mastercheif6663 ryanan, Ryaan or Ryaa?

    • @kobakun584
      @kobakun584 4 года назад +62

      @@mastercheif6663 ryanan?

    • @renaultft1917
      @renaultft1917 4 года назад +103

      To confuse people who read it fast so they spell Ryam

  • @jixhia
    @jixhia 3 года назад +389

    I was so disappointed when they didn't sing I Want It That Way

  • @nickkjz
    @nickkjz 4 года назад +3759

    plot twist: he peeked when they ate the cookie
    (edit): removed the video spoiler because people were not happy lol.

    • @amback2681
      @amback2681 4 года назад +34

      Orange _ Juice if you dont care dont reply he asked him/her to correct the comment they did now it’s over no need to escalate the situation

    • @lynjamin
      @lynjamin 4 года назад +9

      Turtle Squad gosh..-

    • @Shadow-vd7es
      @Shadow-vd7es 4 года назад +3

      ツjungoo XDDDD

    • @checkers3456
      @checkers3456 4 года назад +18

      Turtle Squad he posted the comment before he/she changed it...

    • @nickkjz
      @nickkjz 4 года назад +21

      bruh what’s going on here

  • @CASSIOPEIAMASHUPS
    @CASSIOPEIAMASHUPS 5 лет назад +1807

    “Aren’t you worried about salmonella?” “That’s a lie. That’s a myth.” “This just took a dangerous turn into misinformation land.” That SENT me I’m crying 😂💀

  • @benzo1337
    @benzo1337 5 лет назад +1518

    *hears footsteps coming from the right side*
    John: I think it was someone from the right side.

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 4 года назад +38

      Yea he should’ve had his ears covered too.

    • @themusicspeople
      @themusicspeople 4 года назад +32

      I thought nobody was gonna talk about this

    • @Yeheyeijwveusjw
      @Yeheyeijwveusjw 4 года назад +1

      Orbit. What

    • @Yeheyeijwveusjw
      @Yeheyeijwveusjw 4 года назад +2

      They were all on the left side of him there is no possible way he can tell the footsteps came from the right size of the line

    • @themusicspeople
      @themusicspeople 4 года назад +28

      @@Yeheyeijwveusjw looool your hearing must be shite

  • @emmaflory2299
    @emmaflory2299 4 года назад +319

    “Aren’t you worried about salmonella?” “That’s a lie. It’s a myth.” I felt that

  • @You-dont-get-to-know-1001
    @You-dont-get-to-know-1001 4 года назад +366

    Imagine this man in a case, he catches the murder. As their hauling the murder to jail “OH YEAH HE GOT HER”

  • @BankruptMonkey
    @BankruptMonkey 5 лет назад +207

    I have never seen someone take "who took the cookie from the cookie jar" as seriously as this man and 4 year old me

  • @janpiet6612
    @janpiet6612 5 лет назад +3344

    Yeah that’s cool but how about a private cookie guessing who ate the investigator

    • @chloeo5780
      @chloeo5780 5 лет назад +81

      Jan Piet this made me laugh a lot harder than it should have

    • @zoe.3e
      @zoe.3e 5 лет назад +50

      I usually don't laugh at comments but for some unknown reason this one got me

    • @the_diversis_resonantemopa9666
      @the_diversis_resonantemopa9666 5 лет назад +11

      Oh

    • @aubrey4228
      @aubrey4228 5 лет назад +24

      dude give me some of whatever you're on

    • @lovelyotter8390
      @lovelyotter8390 5 лет назад +9

      @@aubrey4228 That made me laugh.

  • @caydencefaith7870
    @caydencefaith7870 4 года назад +1014

    Her: I keep salt packets in my pants sometimes
    Him: OK that’s weird
    I’m cracking up 😂

    • @BB-bq5eg
      @BB-bq5eg 4 года назад +2

      That could litterely be me

    • @addison7859
      @addison7859 4 года назад +5

      My friend used to keep salt and sugar packets in her pockets all of the time then eat them 😂

  • @eo4295
    @eo4295 5 лет назад +822

    1:53 "And then I came and ate the cookie."
    Welp! There you go.

    • @blakelily6720
      @blakelily6720 5 лет назад +87

      Everyone said they ate the cookie. That's the point of the show.......

    • @thepillays2648
      @thepillays2648 5 лет назад +14

      @@blakelily6720 r/woosh

    • @quoteclone
      @quoteclone 5 лет назад +35

      @@thepillays2648 not really, OP genuinely didn't understand

    • @nigelgold2
      @nigelgold2 5 лет назад +1

      jasmine started with it and when the pi pointed it out that everyone was saying they continued

    • @boimod4198
      @boimod4198 5 лет назад

      Ja

  • @gabriellaterte1035
    @gabriellaterte1035 5 лет назад +479

    John: What's your favorite move?
    Mitch: shjdfbfhjrteswre
    John: What's your favorite comedy?
    Mitch: jahdajbfajhrew

    • @Zakurak
      @Zakurak 5 лет назад +21

      Gabriella Terte “interesting..”

    • @nestorismaelflores3625
      @nestorismaelflores3625 5 лет назад +14

      Yep didn't understand anything either 😂

    • @tobibabyboi
      @tobibabyboi 5 лет назад +4

      He said Interstellar

    • @nsef0
      @nsef0 5 лет назад +2

      Whose mitch

    • @zoelovrinovic1695
      @zoelovrinovic1695 5 лет назад

      I had to go back and turn on the titles lol

  • @marcisunshine18
    @marcisunshine18 5 лет назад +1521

    He could probably hear where she walked from. Redo

    • @ilovemakeupp04
      @ilovemakeupp04 5 лет назад +77

      Marci Sunshine that’s what i was thinking too. should have mixed everyone up after

    • @marcisunshine18
      @marcisunshine18 5 лет назад +95

      You could tell immediately cuz his eyes opened right to her..his ears followed where she went. You can feel someone walking past you and he didn’t.

    • @tedlovejesus
      @tedlovejesus 5 лет назад +7

      It’s a 1/6 chance and he got it right

    • @zanscrabs2070
      @zanscrabs2070 5 лет назад +11

      Also if any of them had scent on them. They shouldve ate the cookie before everything

    • @marcisunshine18
      @marcisunshine18 5 лет назад +7

      Zans Crabs I thought about that too. Maybe he could smell it on her breath.

  • @sarahishere_
    @sarahishere_ 3 года назад +246

    Him:. Has been a private investigator for 2 years
    Also him: Time to find out who ate the cookie!
    Me: very professional 🙈

    • @sarahishere_
      @sarahishere_ 3 года назад +1

      @@itskindasus9730 I know that already, I was joking.

    • @pawa303
      @pawa303 3 года назад +7

      @@itskindasus9730 Private investigators don't investigate murders except in very rare cases. Murders are investigated by detectives.

  • @kkavana9141
    @kkavana9141 5 лет назад +522

    John: ‘Rookie mistake, I should’ve investigated the evidence first. (9:05)
    Me: a cOOkiE mistake
    I’ll see myself out the door ._.

  • @iixtwlight5602
    @iixtwlight5602 4 года назад +613

    “Are you lying?”
    “yes”
    “you’re not the trustworthy person are you”
    ‘’mhm ononono’

  • @jasonwang7728
    @jasonwang7728 5 лет назад +4127

    Every Asian knows the struggle of describing what they ate for breakfast in school

  • @shuffle_samurai927
    @shuffle_samurai927 4 года назад +61

    *Imagine Your Mom or Dad Being a Private Investigator*

  • @peachi6412
    @peachi6412 4 года назад +1169

    The only person I know there is Kevin, you know.. Jackies partner in crime

    • @zual._.2846
      @zual._.2846 4 года назад +8

      Same

    • @hamortiz8270
      @hamortiz8270 4 года назад +4

      That's crazy

    • @Isa-mq2ym
      @Isa-mq2ym 4 года назад +4

      Lol I’ve barely watched any of the vids Kevin is in, but I recognized him xD

    • @kaitlynngaras3431
      @kaitlynngaras3431 4 года назад

      peachi, like your profile pic. although I prefer shun over jeff

    • @4szns_jems
      @4szns_jems 4 года назад

      Hehehehehheh

  • @shsshshhs1974
    @shsshshhs1974 5 лет назад +557

    How he keeps a straight face is hilarious

  • @daniellematthews4758
    @daniellematthews4758 5 лет назад +332

    They should do “Pi picks the PI in a lineup”

  • @gameboydc281
    @gameboydc281 4 года назад +104

    This dude seriously looks like an Ace Ventura: Cookie Detective

  • @n1kurd
    @n1kurd 5 лет назад +762

    Imagine Jackie was in this, shed be asking the questions to the investigator 😂😂😂😂

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 лет назад +3

      The non sequitors would be interesting.

    • @Ninja0666
      @Ninja0666 5 лет назад +12

      We need this now

    • @karyle1231
      @karyle1231 5 лет назад

      PLS HSGAGA

    • @ianrey5235
      @ianrey5235 5 лет назад +1

      YES PLEASE

    • @7juris607
      @7juris607 5 лет назад

      We need her here

  • @ahintea
    @ahintea 5 лет назад +1294

    Ok. But he literally heard her walk to the desk and back.

    • @OneMoreDayNParadise
      @OneMoreDayNParadise 5 лет назад +101

      Right! Do people seriously watch this and not realize that he clearly heard her walk from her place and then walk back?!

    • @TheBloodypimp
      @TheBloodypimp 4 года назад +32

      Neah.... everyone was looking forward she was looking straight at him. That's why.

    • @TheBloodypimp
      @TheBloodypimp 4 года назад +37

      @Jerry Gonzales if the so is directed at me....
      So.... usually untrained people when trying to hide in plain site will look at/ towards the people chasing them becuase they wanna see if they are getting away with it.
      Sometimes if they see they are doing it.... it's also followed by microexpresions like delight at th fooling their tail. ^_^ but yea.... they should have introduced more stimuli to avoid him being able to for example count the number of steps each person takes to get to the table and back and so on. Lets call this the easy mode detective.

    • @matteovanermen286
      @matteovanermen286 4 года назад +9

      No his reaction at the end was to pure

    • @pipaupons
      @pipaupons 4 года назад +15

      To make it more fair, he shouldn't be there while one of them eats the cookie. Or... to make it more challenging, why not more than one person eats the cookie?? Haha!

  • @dkgong
    @dkgong 5 лет назад +630

    Hmm.. I think he needs a blindfold cuz I don’t trust he fully closed his eyes.

    • @BarelyNoticeable
      @BarelyNoticeable 5 лет назад +18

      Even if he did, the shift in lighting could also have given it away. Seriously, the skin covering your eyes aren’t that opaque.

    • @rebecca1331
      @rebecca1331 5 лет назад +2

      And some really loud ear buds

    • @uk1yo
      @uk1yo 5 лет назад +2

      I think he didn't fully close his eyes too, because he just could've opened them a tiny bit so he can see but nobody noticed it

  • @melissaalexandra9593
    @melissaalexandra9593 3 года назад +121

    Jazmine uses her hands too much. It yells “I’m nervous”

    • @henrysun5660
      @henrysun5660 3 года назад +3

      Idk why the way she describes bao and bing is pissing me off. I mean I do have to say when i was little I used to think bao had an English name but they are DUMPLINGS not whatever she was saying. Bing is kind of harder to describe but I’d say they are kind of scuffed pancakes or a type of flatbread.
      Edit: let’s work on pronunciations. Bao is pronounced pretty similarly to how it’s spelled in English (the tone is hard to describe) bao is almost always used with the character for zi, and would be spelled baozi in pinyin (the zi kinda sounds like a z sound “zuh”)
      Bing sounds like it’s being pronounced with a e sound in it kinda like being but strung together (bee-un) is the best u can get. It can be added to other words. Binggan means cookie, bobing means a thin biscuit, etc.

  • @Common_Myths
    @Common_Myths 5 лет назад +1361

    I literally watched the entire video just coz i really liked the shirt john was wearing in the thumbnail.

  • @eniindria
    @eniindria 4 года назад +211

    Why is Kevin here lol 😂😂😂 didn't expect him to be on this one.

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 4 года назад +286

    "He thinks he's got me"
    "I think we've all got you"
    *Sigh* _"I know"_
    LMAO imagine if a cop did that in the interrogation room

  • @indy4202
    @indy4202 3 года назад +28

    Omg, Ryann is a mood. “I just like food in general “. Yes. And then he named my some of my fav foods. I can relate!

  • @patrickbeniah9264
    @patrickbeniah9264 5 лет назад +1133

    am i the only one that hope they start singing ‘i want it that way’ 😂

  • @yentl
    @yentl 4 года назад +696

    You should let him play:
    -“Werewolves” (the social deduction game with cards)
    -“Clue”
    -Wink murder

    • @totallyrealspiderman
      @totallyrealspiderman 4 года назад +25

      I used to play this in a big group and people suspected me to be the werewolf almost every round because I keep acting suspicious somehow

    • @bleblubla9778
      @bleblubla9778 4 года назад +6

      @@totallyrealspiderman lmao me too

    • @wroarngy
      @wroarngy 4 года назад +6

      I once played wink murder
      killed everyone in the 1st round, easy win

    • @totallyrealspiderman
      @totallyrealspiderman 4 года назад +2

      @@cookiezanimations7092 A game where everyone gets a random card and one gets the "werewolf" card. The others have to guess who the werewolf is. But whoever will be voted on will be "executed" aka has to leave the game.

    • @_fakeredhed_7296
      @_fakeredhed_7296 4 года назад +5

      iamabeautylover werewolves is LEGENDARY

  • @jonathanayoub6976
    @jonathanayoub6976 5 лет назад +1473

    Why is John taking it seriously.....
    I love it!!!
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes.

    • @barducapepper4063
      @barducapepper4063 5 лет назад +17

      I cried many times throughout this video because I just kept thinking “what if that was *my* cookie.”
      Thank you for your hard work John, you’re saving lives.

    • @jocelyn9266
      @jocelyn9266 5 лет назад +2

      Well if he got the wrong person (I’m in the middle of watching the video idk if he got the right person) but if he gets the wrong person maybe people wouldn’t really want to hire him because he could of just gotten most cases wrong.

    • @jocelyn9266
      @jocelyn9266 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry if that didn’t make sense I’m in the middle of eating

  • @tysonwright1160
    @tysonwright1160 4 года назад +146

    That would be so easy. He had his eyes shut but he’d still be able to sense and hear roughly where in the line they came from. Also smell them 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @ghost_cities
      @ghost_cities 4 года назад +18

      Yeah, they needed to let him enter the room about 2 minutes after someone at the cookie.

    • @mootcourt3
      @mootcourt3 3 года назад +6

      Yea, he would be able to hear or sense the heaviness/lightness of the footsteps, the rough direction the person was approaching, and the way they pulled out the chair too

    • @tztpandagamingyt6327
      @tztpandagamingyt6327 3 года назад

      They should use carpet instead if that helps

  • @spookyjookie6023
    @spookyjookie6023 5 лет назад +433

    I feel like I just watched John and Kevin go on a date

    • @nicolemclean6711
      @nicolemclean6711 5 лет назад +2

      Kevin gives me Rick vibes from Rick and Morty

  • @luluseatowngetdown6251
    @luluseatowngetdown6251 5 лет назад +513

    “Salmonella Is a myth, a lie.”
    “ this took a dangerous turn into Mis-information land “

    • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
      @MikaeruDaiTenshi 4 года назад +9

      It's not about Salmonella being a lie, it's about the half baked cookie causing Salmonella.
      I mean, there are countries where the stuffing for a turkey is neither cooked nor served in the turkey because it can cause salmonella and what not. But there's a reason you call it stuffing, you STUFF the bird with it, nobody is getting Salmonella here because of it. At least if it's prepared properly.
      Almost every food can get you sick if you're not preparing it correctly or if the ingredients were already bad to begin with.

    • @TykeMison_
      @TykeMison_ 4 года назад +1

      @@MikaeruDaiTenshi NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

    • @rebeccachmelik1628
      @rebeccachmelik1628 4 года назад +1

      Anti vax moms be like

    • @peryton-pal7024
      @peryton-pal7024 4 года назад +3

      Its like having a soft boiled egg. If you ate raw cookie dough that had raw egg and flour in then you would be at risk. But as long as it gets heated all the way through during the time it is baked its fine. Similarly when you cook egg, you can cook it for less time so the yolk stays runny, but you still heat it all the way through, so you are pretty safe from salmonella.

  • @tver4789
    @tver4789 5 лет назад +77

    "hi I'm PI John I've been a private investigator here in la for two years " ..... And now I work for BuzzFeed

  • @katie-mz6si
    @katie-mz6si 3 года назад +143

    "Why'd you eat the cookie?"
    "bEcAuSe I liKe CoOkiEs"

    • @hannayii4537
      @hannayii4537 3 года назад +10

      duh why else would I eat it

    • @iblivs21
      @iblivs21 3 года назад +2

      @@hannayii4537 "because they told me to"

  • @EpikkOreo
    @EpikkOreo 5 лет назад +955

    Um... couldn’t you smell cookies on someone’s breath?

    • @ellieiamaio4454
      @ellieiamaio4454 5 лет назад +60

      That's the first thing I thought of!! Smelling everyone's breath

    • @qwertty3847
      @qwertty3847 5 лет назад +1

      they probably wash their mouth

    • @AprilA15
      @AprilA15 5 лет назад +9

      No I can eat a garlic and my mouth won’t smell I don’t think with a cookie someone’s mouth is going to smell like a a cookie

    • @uk1yo
      @uk1yo 5 лет назад +4

      @@AprilA15 maybe that's a special talent of yours, but I bet most of people dont have that skill😉😂

    • @azilliey
      @azilliey 5 лет назад

      I don’t think your breath always resembles what you ate last

  • @serenityq26
    @serenityq26 5 лет назад +294

    so silly. do a blindfold or have him not in the room

    • @lauraa5331
      @lauraa5331 5 лет назад

      serenityq26 yeah it makes no sense

  • @notchristiant
    @notchristiant 5 лет назад +115

    "Why did you eat the cookie!" "Because I like cookies." "OKAY"

  • @abbeyrobinson5779
    @abbeyrobinson5779 3 года назад +54

    Only og’s know Kevin is an cartoonist with Jackie.

    • @ahente38
      @ahente38 3 года назад +9

      ikr, when he stood behind i didn’t pay much attention but when he came closer i was like Kevin!!! What’s up cheese bags

    • @abbeyrobinson5779
      @abbeyrobinson5779 3 года назад +1

      @@ahente38 hahahha

    • @lunaroseartz9126
      @lunaroseartz9126 3 года назад +2

      Yep, I loved seeing him here

  • @beepboop9848
    @beepboop9848 4 года назад +180

    When he said “nah, you should undiscover that”
    Mm... i felt that.

  • @heroxnewfiexx1235
    @heroxnewfiexx1235 4 года назад +62

    could u imagine if he was your dad

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 4 года назад +18

      "You went outside this morning at a bar"
      How did you know
      "Your shoes is 0.5cm more to the left than usual"

    • @jorjagrey5006
      @jorjagrey5006 4 года назад +2

      My mummas a private investigator for the police and has solved thousands of jobs (worked for 20 years) I can't get away with anything 😭

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 года назад

      @@usagi2934 L?

  • @tommyto8c921
    @tommyto8c921 4 года назад +1097

    Teacher: So you what is 2+2
    Me: 4
    Teacher: That is correct
    Me: 7:53

  • @enlightened1438
    @enlightened1438 4 года назад +468

    Me : closes eye
    someone eats cookies.
    Me : It was expired
    coughs*
    Me : There you go he ate it
    Eze

    • @aimanharith5817
      @aimanharith5817 4 года назад +1

      bagus

    • @x23esports22
      @x23esports22 4 года назад

      Yuri?

    • @aimanharith5817
      @aimanharith5817 4 года назад

      @@x23esports22 what

    • @cap8032
      @cap8032 3 года назад

      I know this is a joke but obviously why would you bring an expired cookie so it won't happen in real life

  • @bradweyand8441
    @bradweyand8441 5 лет назад +329

    So is he like a permanent member of buzzfeed or

  • @hayley9634
    @hayley9634 5 лет назад +294

    Kirby: "I don't know, I keep salt packets in my pocket sometimes."
    John: *points at Kirby with pen* "Okay thats weird."
    Me:💀
    7:27

  • @peachkittyyy
    @peachkittyyy 5 лет назад +117

    He CLEARLY heard her take a bite of the cookie and go back to her spot in that corner.

    • @boboplasthegameblue
      @boboplasthegameblue 5 лет назад +10

      Anyone could have done that

    • @mazvitaselemani
      @mazvitaselemani 5 лет назад +11

      They should've have shuffled themselves then someone bites the cookie. Then they shuffle back.

    • @inoutdown5400
      @inoutdown5400 4 года назад

      Mazvita Selemani yeah but you would be able to hear that

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 4 года назад

      kevinruizod if they shuffled a couple times he wouldn’t know. He’ll think the person came from here or there so he’ll be really confused

  • @prequelgang5597
    @prequelgang5597 4 года назад +38

    Next we need him to find out who let the dogs out

  • @jasminedelo9730
    @jasminedelo9730 5 лет назад +134

    Me: *takes the cookie*
    Them: Did you steal the cookie?
    Me: Heck yeah I did.

  • @diamondporter6496
    @diamondporter6496 5 лет назад +100

    I love this. I especially love his reaction when he found out he was right.

  • @somalyosborn
    @somalyosborn 4 года назад +38

    "the shrimp cocktail threw me for a loop"
    "it always does"

  • @denisedebono
    @denisedebono 3 года назад +23

    He literally could of heard the footsteps.....🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @cipher3966
      @cipher3966 3 года назад

      I felt like he heard and knew all along

  • @kfox5301
    @kfox5301 5 лет назад +16

    They should've had the cookie eaten before he sat down or had everyone go sit in the chair. His eyes are closed but his ears still work...

    • @kluipo5561
      @kluipo5561 5 лет назад

      Finally someone with an IQ higher than 10

  • @kayleesburner1493
    @kayleesburner1493 4 года назад +29

    He saw the girl still chewing he just went on to make it look official

  • @supersayan6318
    @supersayan6318 3 года назад +44

    Private investigator: ok, instead of being in another room, someone eat the cookie in front of me, i'll close my eyes and promise I won't look...

  • @rieskimo
    @rieskimo 5 лет назад +27

    "I know, and I always need people to know I know. I'm smart."
    I felt that... and it didn't feel good

  • @azadimuzika
    @azadimuzika 4 года назад +26

    he clearly hears the steps from her direction in the beginning.

    • @Red4350
      @Red4350 4 года назад +2

      "im gonna say whoever ate the cookie is from this half of the line up"
      wow you definitely got the right...you should be a private investigator lol

  • @datonetiger
    @datonetiger 5 лет назад +209

    Private investigator : What did you have for breakfast?
    Lineup person : a cookie...
    Private investigator : favorite dessert?
    Lineup person : a cookie...
    Private investigator : favorite food
    Lineup person : a cookie...

  • @slaphappy9606
    @slaphappy9606 4 года назад +35

    Youth: “LET’S GOOOO! Got eeem!”
    Detective: “OHHHHHHHH! HE GOT ER! HE GOT ER!”

  • @ohjn
    @ohjn 4 года назад +426

    Suggestion: Don’t show the audience who did the action. So it’s like some sort of a game for the viewers as well!

    • @goose5873
      @goose5873 4 года назад +4

      Mark Roca yass

    • @Shadow-vd7es
      @Shadow-vd7es 4 года назад +1

      Mark Roca w I don’t understand this comment so

    • @milleliza1490
      @milleliza1490 4 года назад

      that would be awesome

    • @tilemobile8549
      @tilemobile8549 4 года назад +7

      Turtle Squad How do you not understand?

    • @averyk7
      @averyk7 4 года назад +8

      Turtle Squad To elaborate, don’t show the audience who the actual person is. So in this case, don’t show the viewers (us) who ate the cookie, so we can have a crack at guessing who ate it.