The Couple That Should Be Divorced: The Needlers Class Reunion - Saturday Night Live
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"The couple that should be divorced." Aired 11/19/05
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“THEN PAINT THE BATHROOM.”
Walked right into that one, Dan.
Omg I am Sally! Paint the bathroom! I'm sorry Shawn! Lmao 😂
InB4 Dan retaliates by painting a beautiful, lifelike portrait... of their bathroom.
@@protomenfan200x and then it gets posted in r/maliciouscompliance and gets way too many upvotes from people who don't realize how toxic they are for each other
@@glengayarshole1082 why don’t you paint the bathroom that’s something I never understood
That was a rookie mistake.
Seth's "ALRIGHT WELL THEN LETS GO JERRY!"Gets me everytime
Friendship is the best ship
It’s nice they have some common ground, three-ways. Especially sweet that there is some give & take there... they both respected one another’s choice for the third partner, and they rolled with the frustration (girl saying no) and were rewarded (boy says yes). So much progress in a few short seconds!
Is that actually Seth Meyers?? I didn't know he used to be on SNL.
@@ArcanineEspeon uh... ok.
@@ArcanineEspeon he- are you kidding?
It's weird to see kristen be the normal one xD
so true... soo weird
Siuma Hin it was her first year in SNL
I know right.
exactly my thoughts 😂
Yes! Same thoughts here!
they remind me of the really uncomfortable who joke about how awful their wives/husbands are
So basically gen x
"The ol ball and chain"
Man I hate those kinds of people
@@Sam-du7cm no Gen X just divorces, you're thinking of Boomers
@@DaveKovalComedy oh tell that to my parents lol
Seth is too adorable to play a douche bag. You just can't stay mad at that face (:
Frir10 He's a little too good-looking though, so I could see him being a cheater lol
@@oliviamaeve_ to clean down there
Hence why they aren't divorced😂
@@oliviamaeve_ you’re a shower bag 🙄
Kevin Nealon would have made a great Needler! But, he had moved onto 'Weeds' by the time SNL was doing this series of sketches.
"the SPRING." made me lose it
Me too
“I love painting”
“ThEn PaInT tHe BaThRoOm”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then paint the bathroom!
Oh my god, im laughin so hard:D
This is the one i don't understand
Dhea Qiasita I guess that’s just an argument that they’ve been having for a long time, she’s been asking him to repaint the bathroom but he never does so she resents him for it
@@dheaqiasita He was referring to painting more as a art. She is saying just to paint bathroom wall.
@@dheaqiasita That was the funniest joke in the skit.
Sophia Perez and Jake Peralta actually met when jake was dj-ing for Sophia's reunion party
Except then she was a marriage counselor, but she met this couple and thought of changing her profession. Jake was here undercover to follow a perp.
hell yes! NINE - NINE!!
Wait what ep you talking about? I live Brooklyn nine nine but idk what you saying😂 maybe it's been a long day
@@robynsmith6974 The woman in this sketch that played the marriage counselor was the Same actress who played Jake Peralta's girlfriend on brooklyn nine nine, before he and Amy got together. Andy Samberg here is playing the dj
Nine nine bayybe
This hit too close to home because I've been in a relationship like this. I was so snarky and confrontational all the time because I was so insecure he was going to leave me. Wish I could take it back.
I hope things have gotten better for you
We are a result of what we were.. don’t wish away what you are now.. embrace the past..
We've all been there ✊
I hope you're in a better relationship, and if you're not I hope you're having a wonderful time being single 💖 All I can offer is an internet hug.... *hug*
It probably wasn’t meant to be, don’t regret the past!
I wish Seth was in more sketches!
same:(
He claimed he’s a bad actor and yet
He was in quite a few when he first joined, then once he became Weekend Update anchor that was his primary duty on the show
Well he did sketches for like his first five years on the show, but never felt comfortable and much preferred writing, which while disappointing, cuz I think he was great with them and once he switched to the update desk he no longer did sketches, what’s important is that he was happy with what he was doing I guess.
@@JaeLCR13 he was also head writer so that was his primary job on the show
"Jerry?"
"I guess so."
:D Love the end
I laughed so hard at that line I almost blew chow.
@@turkeybowlwinkle4440 How enchanting.
ALRIGHT LETS GO JERRY!
‘ALRIGHT WELL LETS GO JERRY 👏 👏 👏’
I’m dying 🤣🤣
They need a needless sketch where they get called into the principal office because their kid/s keep getting into fights and it ends with the principal seeing where the kid/s get it from
They better ask the principal for a threesome after going into the janitor's closet to "talk."
I taught a couple like this to dance for their wedding. It was horrifying. I met them years later , still together still in “love” 😂
-I love painting..
-SO PAINT THE BATHROOM!
Jesus, these get less funny and more anxiety-inducing as I get older.
Stop watching
@Gabi Lol, yep.
Growing up in a broken home with parents that should have never even gotten married be like
😂😂😂😂
@@maxime9158 damn lmao
The immediate "I guess so" may be my new favourite ending for an SNL skit
The Needlers is one of my favourite routines. Seth and Amy have a real chemistry and timing.
Aww Seth and Amy were so adorable together!!!
I thought that was Steve Carrell
@@morganspider-manmarvelfan6110then, no offense, you don't deserve eyes
I always ask myself what people in background speak about, will they talk about something or just pretend to speak and say some numbers?
Now I have a new obsession
I once became an extra for a local tv series (just one day though) yes we do talk about stuff. And we even practice first the topics of what we are going to be discussing quietly about.
Me all the time!
When I did back ground we usually just make fun of things.
@@Athena-op3ql Wow finally. We got the answer I've been asking myself about
So Snape bartends at reunions?
Ha brilliant
He is a potions master.
that's hilarious !
Didn't notice that till u pointed it out lol
Good eye 😂
"Took me straight to the middle!" TOOK. ME. OUT. 😂😂😂
When y'all can't stand each other but the sex is great so you can't leave 😂😂
They could have just been friends with benefits
I think it's more they have to scream at someone and they found someone else who has to too. No one would be with them and if someone DID decide to be with them, they would scream and they wouldn't and they'd have to deal with how they suck as a person. They deserve each other. They literally can't find someone else to lash out at.
The crazy difficult ones are the best sex
Eminem made a song about this. Called Black Magic. Except he kills her at the end lol 😂
People with the “ but the sex is great “ mindset are so childish to me . Shows you peaked early and never saw the person as more than what they can do for you
God, they all look so young! x3
Seth almost broke character at 3:20 😂
Didn't even notice that 😂
I'm friends with a couple, that's just like this. I mean... They don't fight ALL the time, but fighting seems to be an integral part of their relationship dynamics. And I think, it might even turn them on. It's SO weird.
"Jerry?"
"I guess so"
"SO LETS GO, JERRY! LETS GO!"
I love Seth Meyers too much
"I got a way of doing things that took me right to the middle" wow.
The way he says "this spring" 😂😂😂😂😂
Seth myers is so friggin hot
For some reason I read that 'Meyers ' in Stefon's voice
Amen to that
Seth Meyers is somehow the most bland man on the internet while also being the hottest and funniest man on the internet
best SNL cast next to the Dana Carvey era cast
Pretty solid cast, not sure I’d rank them that high (early 90s, 70s)
At least the sex is good, right?
Unfortunately it always is, in these toxic relationships. This sketch sums up the relationship between me and my ex wife.
Nicholas Cave you must be a masochist
Nicholas, but how would that possibly work???
That might be why they’re still married
@@nicholascave3012 agreed. Especially since everything is so passionate, they take it out in the sex.
"THEN PAINT THE BATHROOM!"
The theme song sounds like it belongs in the 90's cartoon, Animaniacs.
My favorite Needler bit - “You ruined the 4th of July!!” “You ruin the fourth of EVERYTHING!!”
Seth yelling let's go jerry like hes hyping him up is so funny to me
this "couple that should be divorced" sketch has my favourite theme song.
"Did you get the Watching Oprah job?" - LOL
Jason looks like Jim Halpert
JasonBorn89 Absolutely
The couple that should be divorced was my parents. They were miserable together, made worse by Catholicism.
...everything ok girl? do you want to talk about it?
@@livepoultryfreshkilled Thank you. The parents have been dead and gone for several years now, and I've got other stuff to deal with. But for sure it was not a good start in life for me or my six siblings.
@@ellenspear50 damn i'm genuinely sorry to hear that, i hope you and your siblings are doing better now. i was kinda joking before but if you do want to talk i'll listen
@@livepoultryfreshkilled Thanks.
Ugh, same girl, same. Instead of talking about their problems my mom would pray or go to confession. Needless to say that never helped.
Jason Sudeikis looking like such a babe xD
“I love painting”
“ThEn PaInT tHe BaThRoOm”
Omg i can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Eva still looks exactly the same now.
The needlers is my favourite snl sketch series. I need more.
Seth really hyping up Jerry is hysterical
Quite a few awkward laughs coming from the audience in this sketch. I'm thinking this might have hit a little too close to home for some of them haha.
Will forte’s “I guess so” made this sketch perfect
I remember when they used to have intro songs for the sketches, I also remember sketches were actually good and I also remember SNL was worth watching.
The banter is amazing.
“We dated for a month and 2 days”
“How do you know that?”
“I have a good memory!”
“When is our anniversary?”
The spring...
this cast is so iconic
What gets me everytime is that they're actually not horrible people individually or in general but are just horrible to each other 😂
It's like watching mom and dad.
I love seeing baby Seth
The couple that should be divorced. My parents “cough” “cough “
Oof u ok?
Mine too.
Also, mine.
Seth, Amy, Jason, Kristen...all in one sketch? Must have been a looong time ago...
🤣
There is NO WAY this was up for 7 years because that’s about how long I’ve been searching for this one skit!
"I'm Dan Needler. I got a way of doing things that took me straight to the middle." 😄
Bring this sketch back omg love!😂😂
The needlers theme song is so catch and amazing
Whoever wrote this sketch, I appreciate you 🤗
Damn, Amy and Seth had an amazing chemistry, no wonder they later provided Weekend Update together
‘When’s our anniversary?’ ‘....spring’
I have seen a few of these and they were starting to bore me a little, but this one pulled me right back! Great personal revival for classic characters!
Am I the only one that thinks Jason Sudekis looks like Jim Halpert in here?
Ohgod. I laughed so hard.... 🤣 Lmao
I swear I live next door to these two!
Excellent dialogue.
‘PAINT THE BATHROOM!’
It's scary that there are a lot of couples like this
It's so annoying how they never look at each other
Well you see they don't have enough time to learn lines.
Production of the show starts Monday, scripts aren't finished till Tuesday night - Wednesday and then the only have till Friday to actually rehearse and practise lines, so they can't look at eachother sometimes cos they don't have enough time to learn lines and thus they read the cards
Some of them also revealed that looking at the other makes them laugh.
Exactly!
I know some couples are like that
they look adorable
thats amazing
Another very good one, file this skit in " The best of SNL!
This should be a movie! Hahah
Amy Pohler is a magical human-being/princess/astronaut.
She's 💖💅🏾BARBIE💫🧚♀️
one of the very best sketches of SNL
This is amazing
Great jingle.
omg this is one of kristen’s first sketch x
I love painting...Then paint the bathroom! HAHAHAHAHA
Dan: Claire, would you have any interest in having a three-way with us?
Claire: No, absolutely not!
Sally: Jerry?
Jerry: I guess so.
Dan: All right, let's go, Jerry.
I'm glad to see that me and my wife aren't the only ones who end our date night this way.
I love painting....then paint the bathroom!!!! Jajajajaajaaj
They're almost like my parents except no makeup, forgiveness or affection of any kind. 🤣 seriously they shouldn't be together it's more painful. 🤦♀️😭🤣
THE SONG THAT PLAYS IS SO GOOD-
Why are we not talking about her telling him he needed to earn being treated like a someone XD
Hits too close to home :D
1:13 Kristen and the boys' reaction 😂
This one hit close to home 😂😂😂😊
I can’t believe SNL can be funny, today is soo watered down. I miss those good times ❤️
I love painting! Then, paint the bathroom! LOL!
LOL!!! compared to my parents These two are romeo and juliet! xD
They have been married for 27 miserable years, and have 5 kids (unfortunately i am one of them xP)
i have Always Wished that they would get Divorced -_-
but at last some people never change =/
me too, im too tired to think abt my terrible parents
Alas*
... but I know what you mean.
+Linh Chi Nguyen have you read about narcissistic parent or parents?
it changed my life! i finally understand what's wrong with my father.
reemCGR what's it about?
Gumball A narcissistic parent is a parent affected by narcissism or narcissistic personality disorder. Typically narcissistic parents are exclusively and possessively close to their children and may be especially envious of, and threatened by, their child's growing independence.
The result may be what has been termed a pattern of narcissistic attachment, with the child considered to exist solely to fulfill the parent's wishes and needs
,Relative to developmental psychology, narcissistic parenting will adversely affect children in the areas of reasoning, emotional, ethical, and societal behaviors and attitudes as they mature Within the realm of narcissistic parenting, personal boundaries are often disregarded with the goal of molding and manipulating the child to satisfy the parents’ expectations.
Narcissistic people with low self esteem feel the need to control how others regard them, fearing they will be blamed or rejected and personal inadequacies exposed. They are self-absorbed, some to the point of grandiosity; and being preoccupied with protecting their self image, they tend to be inflexible, and lack the empathy necessary for child raising.
Seth was (and still is) sooooo cute!
he was hot back then!
They are a peaceful couple compared to my parents 🙃
omg will forte is such a baby here
Good old Jerry, he saved the day
This was the best theme song
The sad thing is we all know that couple
A sketch where everyone with lines go on to big roles in shows and movies...