I don't know what he's going to do next. I don't know when he will upload. All I know is that I will enjoy it all the same. Because my God, this was one of the best movie reviews of the decade
NGL she looks hideous in the new one, I know there's some good art of her but I can't understand how in the world anyone would be into that stupid big cheeked chipmunk looking carbord. Wasn't there a huge backlash about her design anyway?
“ there is a shocking amount of sexual tension between LeBron James and Lola bunny” is not a sentence that I expected to hear today but I feel like I’m not as surprised as I should be
The thing is, I didn't see that much sexual tension between LeBron and Lola. I thought it was just a sweet, platonic moment of comraderie. Maybe Alpharad was projecting a little there... 🤔
Dom is 12... he is literally not even old enough to go to E3. This whole movie's plot could've stopped if Dom just does research to realize no under 17's are allowed in E3...
I'm pretty sure the movie is about Lebron's son creating Mario Hoops 3-on-3 for the DS or at least that's what I've got from the first 5 minutes of the video
if you want something else like this check out super eyepatch wolf he has a video called the real spacejam 2 and it is like 30-40 minuets of pure fever dream gold
As a Gamer™, the thing that bothered me the most is, assuming this movie takes place in current year, there was no physical E3 to go to due to the pandemic. So what did Sprite Cranberry man take his son to?
Either it doesn’t take place in the current year or it takes place in an alternate dimension. A global pandemic not happening isn’t really the most unrealistic thing in this movie.
Alpharad has been avoiding being sponsored by G Fuel because he cannot say "fuel", and that wholly feels like a joke Jacob would make, yet I believe him fully.
Bugs dying and saying "That's all folks!" made me think of Mario dying and saying "Thank you so much for to playing my game" and holding Luigi's hand as he goes to the afterlife
@@PointsofData Oh yeah, let’s ignore the fact that Jordan didn’t even need a script or directing skills and let his bad acting get the best of him, and that LeBron was an actor on the court. Let’s also forget that y’all D-riders would do anything to make him look good.
TV Tropes gave an explanation saying "The characters in the crowd are basically like actors, so the Droogs are more like Mean Character, Nice Actor" and I'm like... Why the FUCK couldn't you do the same with Pepe? This shit makes no sense -_-
They also included the nun from The Devils, a film so controversial that the Vatican condemned it and it hasn’t even been officially released on home video in the US
the current trend on movies look like literal hell for a kid in this generation. "do you wanna watch a crossover movie of a bunch of things you've never seen or a nostalgia bait of a movie twice as old as you? or both?!"
and then kids grow up to think all movies are just cash grab refrences and memes and the only way to feel good about living in that timeline, is by essentially becoming a part of that algorithm by turning into a shitposter for the rest of their youthful life until they eventually grow old and regret their life choices.
@Aris Velasquez Yeah, why would she? A lot of them are either not for her age, not from her time, or both. I'd be surprised if a ten year old got most of them.
This video got progressively more frantic and panicked, and Jacob screaming “It’s a plot point!!” At 17:18 just broke me. This is a man who has nothing left but the technicolor mess of basketball stars and furries that he now calls family. Also, “so Lebron James dies” cutting directly to an advertisement killed me
Let’s talk about how Alpharad simultaneously edits his videos and yet, they’re not edited at all. Every misstep, wrong take, and flubbed word still somehow winds up in the video. And yet, it’s a masterpiece. You, sir, are an artist.
I'm entirely in love with how ABSOLUTELY feral Alpharad is now. Is he going to post this week? Next week? Do I have to wait for a full moon? Is it EVEN game related anymore? Will we find out that there's secretly been a second episode of Fire Emblem in the pipeline? NO body knows, including Alpharad, but we're ALL here for the ride
I think Alpharad said on Twitter back when the first episode came out that he was sick of being spammed with messages and hate comments for not playing the game perfectly or taking the "right path" the first time through. Or something like that. Hence why we haven't had the second episode.
"There's a LOT of sexual tension between Lola and Lebron James. Why has nobody been talking about this?!" I just assume they're too busy drawing the tension to talk about it
"There is a shocking amount of sexual tension between 'x' and 'x' and I dont see anybody talking about it and its driving me fucking insane." is a constant mood for me and this is worded exactly how ive never been able to word this. Thank you.
Keep in mind that LeBron can not only forcefully distribute Sprite Cranberry, but can also send people into the Serververse just by saying "Yaah, it's game time!" His power level grows more and more concerning with every appearance.
@Larger than life If I remember correctly Elmer Fudd had already walked out of hearing distance before Big Chungus's first onscreen appearance, and never actually met him
This movie is so “how do you do, fellow kids?” that it hurts. “I hear the kids love Rick and Morty. What else do they love? Big Chungus? Throw that in!”
The first one, the only things they put in to pander to kids was Michael Jordan and Looney Tunes. And then it taught a lesson about teamwork or some such shit. That's all that you needed.
@@assordante2205 Yeah. Really shows the kinda world we live in now where companies think "Let's just add in a bunch of refrences regardless if they're dated, nostalgic, a trending meme or a little of both" is a good idea. Worst part is they never learn from this because IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
@@anthonydeadman even if they ever do a meme/reference right, they never realize that the production time inherently means it will be outdated by the time it releases
The first movie was aimed at 7 year olds. The second movie is also aimed at 7 year olds. As somebody who has a 7 year old little brother, let me tell you dabbing and big chungus gaming is still all the rage for them. I'm pretty sure my lil bro even convinced my parents to buy him the movie to watch it bc of all the "outdated memes." I have no nostalgia for the first one, and let me tell you it also painfully panders to children. Just replace dabbing with fart jokes and that's what you get. It's the exact same product, produced 20 something years later. I got bored of watching both of them halfway through. You're not a kid anymore, so you're not the intended audience. If they get a bunch of you to buy tickets for nostalgia reasons, that's great, but the movie studio does not care about you. They care about the children that come in, get pandered to, and then grow the same sense of nostalgia so they can milk them for a free couple million 20 years later.
Before the movie came out, everyone was talking about how they took away Lola's "huge", "oversexualized" B-cup chest (lol) ... But now that it's out, not a goddamn person is talking about how they took away her entire personality along with it. Every line of dialogue she has is either boring basketball jargon or captain-obvious reactions to whatever is happening; She has no driving motivation as a character, no definable traits to her personality... it's like she's just a soulless doll, there to look cute and support the male leads. Oof. Talk about a step backwards.
I was 7 when the first movie came out. I thought Lola was so cool. Back then she was. Every other version though? Wow. What did they do to her? Except Lunatics. Loonatics? That was a decent action cartoon.
She definitely didn’t have much personality in this but let’s not pretend she was a super deep character in the original. Which is why I kinda wish things like how she was betrayed in the Looney Tunes Show became the standard.
@@Santoryu90 She didn’t even have much of a personality in the first one either and was just there as "Ooh look it’s a Girl Rabbit” every iteration of her is like that except the looney tunes show version where she’s basically the Dumb Blonde Trope.
It's funny how Alpha refuses to call the character by his actual name and then proceeds to talk about how the character grooms this child and so almost makes it sound like Don Cheadle was doing this irl
I was like... Silent, utterly enraptured for the first 20 minutes of this video and then when you explained in a really very straightforward way how Don Cheadle couldn't use his admin powers because Bugs was dead something in me snapped and I started laughing like a moron, like I found my favourite flavour of paint and was about to go ham.
The "I _____ed _______ so you don't have to" is becoming the next "______ 101" series, and I'm all for it. Jump Force and Balan Wonderland were amazing videos.
I paid attention to the fact that bugs bunny was technically not the same Bugs Bunny from the first Space Jam. In the first one, Bugs Bunny was able to open a portal from toon world to the Earth to bring MJ back. This Bugs Bunny can't do that. Why? Because that's algorithm Bugs Bunny. It's just like Kingdom Hearts Recoded, it's not the real Bugs Bunny, but instead a Bugs Bunny copy, that has all Bugs Bunny's memories from Space Jam, and more information he gained from being part of the algorithm. At the end of Space Jam 2, we learn that LeBron James is actually delusional.
@@dantesdiscoinfernolol No, because whatever dense, incomprehensible lore or story you’ve seen has a KH allegory. For example, the Silmarilion or however it’s spelled is just the mobile gacha games
The whole "It's been 27 minutes" genuinely blew my mind. It seemed like Mr. Rad had just explained like a full season of a TV show but nope we're still just in the EXPOSITION BABY
When the cut-outs of lola and lebron fell and Alpha said "that's a plot point" I honestly tought it was a Joke. Oh dear lord why couldn't just been a joke.
When I was 5 or 6, my parents played an April Fools joke on me where they said they were going to take me to my favorite pizza place / arcade, and when I got all excited, then no. I died a thousand deaths and was literally dead on the floor, and the only way to save me was for them to actually take me there. My point is, you can't promise Michael Jordan, then bring out fake Michael Jordan for a joke, and then not actually take the audience to Michael Jordan.
@@somerandomguyontheinternett To be fair, I seem to recall going around telling stupid lies and calling them April Fools jokes. Like, "Guess what?! _____!" "Really?!" "lol no!" So I think it was an effort by my parents to get me to realize why that wasn't funny. So it turns out they were actually wise and kind, and _I_ was the bad guy. That's storytelling right there.
@@RandomShowerThoughts but the kind of good dogs hit that you can laugh at from how shit it is Going by that metric one of the best movies of the year so far it’s a riot
"I'm disappointed they didn't play slam jam even once" _me suddenly having a flashback to all the 101s that incorporated slam jam_ My god... We've come full circle
I definitely was not expecting the Lola and Lebron interactions, but when you think about it, Space Jam is an isekai. And in most isekai, the main character is meant to be a self insert character… You know where this is going.
This wasn't a review. This felt like 24 minutes of a man on the verge of having a nervous breakdown. (For real, though, this was a lot of fun to watch).
If I was warner brothers, I would have made the CEO the villain. Because it's funny. Also, you could have emotional moments like :"Remember this. I. Own. You. Everything you make, everything you do, and everything you draw is MINE." It would honestly make a better "social media bad" plot point with the symbolism and morals.
@@thebookless3381 The whole "evil corporate executive" is a common theme in movies. why not take it one notch further and show how intellectual property is owned not by the inventor, but the one who supplies the equipment?
I'd like to imagine the guy at the cutout store just let him know they didn't have any more Lola Bunny cutouts in a voice that progressively lost even more faith in humanity at each one sold
This is one of my favorite videos ever From sounding broken about big chungus being the first thing Bugs does, to Don Cheadle appearing every time his name is said, to just being bewildered that granny being neo is a huge plot point It's the review that keeps on giving and I'd love to see more stuff like this And yes I do know what Clockwork Orange is thanks for asking
In this sense, Bugs isn’t dead. His spirit floated *out* of the Toon World and he glitched into the real world. *please tell me this doesn’t set up for Space Jam 3*
Alpharad: "I would risk it all for Lola Bunny" Also Alpharad: "I don't know what I'm going to do with these cut outs after the video." My X button is ruined after all the doubts I felt the need to express in that moment, good sir.
My favorite part of this movie were how they said they owned all of these properties and gave us so many funny references with them! Oh wait that was the Lego Movie. Sorry we’re talking about a bad reference movie
@@speinz9430 also, is it a self aware inside joke (LEGO poking fun at the fact that they have like, softcore rights to just about everything because let's be real that's hilarious) or shallow, bad-faith nostalgia cash-grab trying to remind people that the company like, exists at all
@@blak4831 Whatever it was _supposed_ to be, it felt like the same shit this movie pulled because they only included licensed IPs owned by Warner Bros. And like, yeah, I know they're the ones who made the movie, but that didn't stop the _Ready Player One_ movie getting the rights to virtually everything in the world.
*"You're not gonna break Hydroman's ankles Lebron!! Let the Looney tunes use their magic!!"* Is probably my favorite quote of someone who watched this movie.
Honestly Alpha did such a good job describing this oddity that one can solely watch this review and understand the shit that happened in the movie as much as someone who actually watched the entire movie.
Since you're now going to have a regular sponsor that you can't pronounce, it'd be perfect if you managed to get a gfuel representative to send a voice clip of exclusively the word "Gfuel" so you can edit it in
This is the most dedication to a movie I have ever seen. Not only did you make a 24 minute video for the internet to see about a movie filled with people selling products and G-Feeeuuueeel, you took notes about the movie. Hella respect
somehow, Alpharad avoiding a GFuel sponsorship because he cant pronounce fuel is the most Alpharad thing I have ever heard in the past, like, 6 years I've been watching his videos
You cover Bugs Bunny's line of "I can't die, I'm a Toon." from the TNT scene, but don't call back to it at the end of the movie for the reason he doesn't die when he "dies" from glitching the basketball game. It doesn't really make sense as to how or why being a Toon makes Toons effectively immortal, or if that supposed immortality covers game glitches, but given the general quality of writing and relevance of prior plot points on the movie coming back later in the movie, I'm guessing that this line is meant to explain why Bugs is alive in the end.
It's called Toon Force, and yes, if you have it, you literally CAN survive anything. It's how cartoon characters can survive being shot, blown up, cut to pieces and several other fatal injuries.
It's been talked about in SJ1 and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? I'm pretty sure. Being run over, having an anvil fall on them, being shot/electrocuted/burnt to a crisp, etc can't kill them because that's how the cartoons work. Only melting them in acid works. Unless they're the Joker. In which case it'd be a very different movie.
I feel like it has to be mentioned that Michael B. Jordan says “clear eyes, full hearts” to the team which is a reference to Friday Night Lights which is a TV show he was in and that WB probably owns. The references don’t end
I feel like no matter what he uploads, it always has the Alpharad™ personality. That's what the channel's content is. And that's why the content will ALWAYS be good.
at 16:50 i got an ad break and ending up not skipping through them so by the time the ad ended i had completely forgotten what the video was and the first thing i heard was "and then lola bunny gets choked out" i was like HUH???????? ❔👄❔ so that was an experience
Alpharad: It..it's not right (Alpharad after talking about the levels of bone energy between Lola and Lebron) *Lola cutout slides down to Lebron's crotch* Camera Guy: Uhmmm..... Alpharad: AHHHHH!
2:10 Just gonna say, if that is not a joke, HUGE props for being honest, even though we as an audience really don't deserve that kind of private information. As a kid who have had many of speech issues, I totally get it, but often I don't have the guts to be honest about it. You're a good man
I love how you never mentioned the fact that the entire plot is just the corporate entity of Warner bros becoming self aware and becoming a algorithm. At least not until he’s in the server, despite the setup being extremely forced
Considering what 2020 sent me through and what I've witnessed, I was prepared to hear it. What broke me was Al-G-Rythm. Also Rick and Morty cameo number 500.
I love how Alpha gets more and more frantic and his posture becomes more and more hunched as the video goes on Edit: if you pause at 22:00 it perfectly encapsulates the mood of this entire review
![SahBabii - Viking [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/D37cL92JX0I/mqdefault.jpg)
I don't know what he's going to do next. I don't know when he will upload. All I know is that I will enjoy it all the same. Because my God, this was one of the best movie reviews of the decade
Agreed Mr. A Brown, agreed.
Congrats on the pin
True.
Amen
@@drilltotheheavens1695 Big congrats
I didn't see Space Jam 2 so this review just feels like a guy telling me about a very elaborate fever dream he had while violently high
XD I'M DYINGGG
I am crying😭😭😭
Now you know how the director and writers created this movie.
Never forget that Alpha supported Captn Zack when he admitted to raping Nairo
Violently high is a hell of a state of being
"They were out of Lola Bunny cutouts which is hilariously concerning."Good to see some things never change
They may have taken something she had but her impact will stay now and forever.
NGL she looks hideous in the new one, I know there's some good art of her but I can't understand how in the world anyone would be into that stupid big cheeked chipmunk looking carbord.
Wasn't there a huge backlash about her design anyway?
@@_-Lx-_ but the question is. D I D I T S T O P P E D T H E M T H O U G H ?
@@_-Lx-_ There was. Still is to an extent.
@@_-Lx-_ Why does it matter how a cartoon bunny looks like anyways?
"They were sold out of Lola Bunny"
That is VERY foreboding.
FURRYS ONTO SOMETHIN MAN
Cue Loona from Helluva Boss: "C'mon...you know why."
The 34th Rule
🙂🤔😨🗿
Extremely
“ there is a shocking amount of sexual tension between LeBron James and Lola bunny” is not a sentence that I expected to hear today but I feel like I’m not as surprised as I should be
Agreed
I SAW THIS COMMENT ONCE THE PART PLAYED
Fucking bots man…
The thing is, I didn't see that much sexual tension between LeBron and Lola. I thought it was just a sweet, platonic moment of comraderie.
Maybe Alpharad was projecting a little there... 🤔
Hol up , wait a minute, something ain't right
Dom is 12... he is literally not even old enough to go to E3. This whole movie's plot could've stopped if Dom just does research to realize no under 17's are allowed in E3...
LMAOOOOOOOOO
That sums up this movie and how unnecessary so much of it is. Even the movie itself is unnecessary.
LMAOOOO gives me the option to translate to English
@@biggestbeanburrito712 same lmao
LOOOL
As someone who never watched the movie, I’m convinced this video is just Alpharad explaining a fever dream he had
Agreed
Oh my gosh this is so much funnier when I watch it that way
I'm pretty sure the movie is about Lebron's son creating Mario Hoops 3-on-3 for the DS or at least that's what I've got from the first 5 minutes of the video
What does he do, it's big chungus
if you want something else like this check out super eyepatch wolf he has a video called the real spacejam 2 and it is like 30-40 minuets of pure fever dream gold
i love the alternate camera being held by a shaky-handed person. it really adds to the fever dream aesthetic.
It’s jo
Gives me Brian David Gilbert vibes and I love it.
It’s definitely Jo
Hi Jo
Hi Jo
As a Gamer™, the thing that bothered me the most is, assuming this movie takes place in current year, there was no physical E3 to go to due to the pandemic. So what did Sprite Cranberry man take his son to?
Sex dungeon.
e6 the chinese ripoff
@@JDT-Loadsamoney concerning yet understandable
Either it doesn’t take place in the current year or it takes place in an alternate dimension. A global pandemic not happening isn’t really the most unrealistic thing in this movie.
E2½
Alpharad has been avoiding being sponsored by G Fuel because he cannot say "fuel", and that wholly feels like a joke Jacob would make, yet I believe him fully.
Absolutely. I started dying laughing soon as he finished the ad read
I was really expecting him to just end the add by saying “that was a stupid bit. I can say fuel”
I genuinely feel bad that I was making fun of Alpharad after learning about his speech impediment. I'm sorry brother, I love you.
Everything's a mystery with this man
I believe him fuel-ly 😎👌
Bugs dying and saying "That's all folks!" made me think of Mario dying and saying "Thank you so much for to playing my game" and holding Luigi's hand as he goes to the afterlife
Oh my lord why you put that in my head
"you can now play as Luigi"
@@regigigaswithpants damnit
What game is that?
@@cyberkid7255 hell
Its really impressive that Le Bron played several seasons of basketball to practice for his role. What an actor
Micheal jordan had to win many championships to be an actor wdym?
Michael Jordan needed a god damn movie just to boost his basketball status, such a shame.
I mean...its not that impressive. He's not even that good. He should really stick to his day job.
@@PointsofData Oh yeah, let’s ignore the fact that Jordan didn’t even need a script or directing skills and let his bad acting get the best of him, and that LeBron was an actor on the court. Let’s also forget that y’all D-riders would do anything to make him look good.
WB head chief: Pepe LePew isn’t allowed
WB employee: “The rapists from clockwork orange are good”
i like those rapists, they're cute
TV Tropes gave an explanation saying "The characters in the crowd are basically like actors, so the Droogs are more like Mean Character, Nice Actor" and I'm like... Why the FUCK couldn't you do the same with Pepe? This shit makes no sense -_-
"The kids are too young to get it, its fine"
The parents of said kids: "...wtf"
They also included the nun from The Devils, a film so controversial that the Vatican condemned it and it hasn’t even been officially released on home video in the US
@@laslalal8451 to be fair the Vatican and catholics in general have been known to be the first and also the leading user's of cancel culture
the current trend on movies look like literal hell for a kid in this generation. "do you wanna watch a crossover movie of a bunch of things you've never seen or a nostalgia bait of a movie twice as old as you? or both?!"
and then kids grow up to think all movies are just cash grab refrences and memes and the only way to feel good about living in that timeline, is by essentially becoming a part of that algorithm by turning into a shitposter for the rest of their youthful life until they eventually grow old and regret their life choices.
@Aris Velasquez Yeah, why would she? A lot of them are either not for her age, not from her time, or both. I'd be surprised if a ten year old got most of them.
@@kunalshah3465 lol yeah how tf is a 6 yr old supposed to know what looney tunes is when they watch disney jr
@@bob_kat7160 a 6 year wouldn't be like "Oh hey that's clockwork!"
@@nokotanworshipper ^
Bugs Bunny saying "That's all Folks" is a meta reference. The original voice actor for Bugs Bunny, Mel Blanc, has that written on his grave.
talk about getting into the role of your character
Oh shit, that's true.
Another reason I can't bring myself to hate this movie.
References are awesome
If any looney tunes character dies, what else could they say but that?
This video got progressively more frantic and panicked, and Jacob screaming “It’s a plot point!!” At 17:18 just broke me. This is a man who has nothing left but the technicolor mess of basketball stars and furries that he now calls family.
Also, “so Lebron James dies” cutting directly to an advertisement killed me
Same! 😂😂
It feels like alpharad is ranting this at me in while i'm tied to a chair and unable to leave. Thanks!
I'm at the Wendys pay window wondering why this is his explanation about why his card declined.
@@laurenhawes7201 Spent all his money on cardboard cutouts of Space Jam 2 characters.
I will say this is so accurate and I dont know why
Thats what he did before he killed my entire family
This video is like the Balan Wonderworld one, except even better because we could see the pain, confusion and passion in Alpha's eyes.
But there wasn’t any Vacuum costume D:
@@everyonegetselfears1444 true :(
what about Chronobunny :(
I’m so sorry for all the blind people who don’t know who the sponsor is.
But how did they click the video and know the title?
@@Imbigburgerman they heard it.
@@funkuro everyone say thank you jo
I’m sure reading this will make them feel much better
@@j_0anna I've committed various war crimes and now I have the inability to enter heaven
Let’s talk about how Alpharad simultaneously edits his videos and yet, they’re not edited at all. Every misstep, wrong take, and flubbed word still somehow winds up in the video. And yet, it’s a masterpiece. You, sir, are an artist.
Its because it makes it seem like hes dumb as a joke
Edited for pacing, not for content
@@Platitudinous9000 Exactly. Well put, my friend.
literally
Because of the funni
I'm entirely in love with how ABSOLUTELY feral Alpharad is now. Is he going to post this week? Next week? Do I have to wait for a full moon? Is it EVEN game related anymore? Will we find out that there's secretly been a second episode of Fire Emblem in the pipeline? NO body knows, including Alpharad, but we're ALL here for the ride
I want that second fire emblem episode!
I think Alpharad said on Twitter back when the first episode came out that he was sick of being spammed with messages and hate comments for not playing the game perfectly or taking the "right path" the first time through. Or something like that. Hence why we haven't had the second episode.
"There's a LOT of sexual tension between Lola and Lebron James. Why has nobody been talking about this?!"
I just assume they're too busy drawing the tension to talk about it
Because Bugs and him had more
well it depends how far you search. Ive seen some very sus comments about those two.
They made Lola float to look “strong” just to end up in sexual stuff between Lila and James, my mind just blow
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 "Looking like a double wide surprise, Gawwwwd daaaaamn."
@@Honest_Mids_Masher Especially in the first movie
"And then the shots framed like he's going to get run over by a car"
Okay so it wasn't just me, thats good to know.
same tbh, turned to look when he mentioned it and died laughing
Was expecting a Meet Joe Black moment
...to be continued
the Lola bunny cutout fell was everything
This is oddly concerning
@Searl I know this is a joke but you definitely shouldn't do that.
@@TheHotBlade to reply to a reply you have to tap on it, not just @ them
@@TheHotBlade ?
Whatever
"There is a shocking amount of sexual tension between 'x' and 'x' and I dont see anybody talking about it and its driving me fucking insane." is a constant mood for me and this is worded exactly how ive never been able to word this.
Thank you.
Keep in mind that LeBron can not only forcefully distribute Sprite Cranberry, but can also send people into the Serververse just by saying "Yaah, it's game time!" His power level grows more and more concerning with every appearance.
He should battle Shaggy for dominance. And considering the mystery van made an appearance it's canonically possible.
To quote a very wise fellow RUclips commenter, “LeBron James is canonically the only human who has met Big Chungus, making him based”
Reddit garbage wow gg good
@Larger than life If I remember correctly Elmer Fudd had already walked out of hearing distance before Big Chungus's first onscreen appearance, and never actually met him
@@PROFESSOR_TV shut up
@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 this is not wholesome 100 :(
@@IcedNight96 Please do not utter such cursed tones, sarcastic or otherwise. It causes my ears to bleed
the broken, confused “do they own that?” about the yay sound effect fucking DESTROYED me
DUDE this is exactly what I was thinking when watching it too. Friggin beat for beat.
This movie is so “how do you do, fellow kids?” that it hurts. “I hear the kids love Rick and Morty. What else do they love? Big Chungus? Throw that in!”
The first one, the only things they put in to pander to kids was Michael Jordan and Looney Tunes. And then it taught a lesson about teamwork or some such shit. That's all that you needed.
@@assordante2205 Yeah. Really shows the kinda world we live in now where companies think "Let's just add in a bunch of refrences regardless if they're dated, nostalgic, a trending meme or a little of both" is a good idea.
Worst part is they never learn from this because IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
@@anthonydeadman even if they ever do a meme/reference right, they never realize that the production time inherently means it will be outdated by the time it releases
@@PointsofData Yeah. As we know, memes don't really last after like 2 or 3 weeks if not a month.
The first movie was aimed at 7 year olds. The second movie is also aimed at 7 year olds. As somebody who has a 7 year old little brother, let me tell you dabbing and big chungus gaming is still all the rage for them. I'm pretty sure my lil bro even convinced my parents to buy him the movie to watch it bc of all the "outdated memes." I have no nostalgia for the first one, and let me tell you it also painfully panders to children. Just replace dabbing with fart jokes and that's what you get. It's the exact same product, produced 20 something years later. I got bored of watching both of them halfway through. You're not a kid anymore, so you're not the intended audience. If they get a bunch of you to buy tickets for nostalgia reasons, that's great, but the movie studio does not care about you. They care about the children that come in, get pandered to, and then grow the same sense of nostalgia so they can milk them for a free couple million 20 years later.
The fact that alpahard can't say the name of the sponsor is the most alphard thing ever
I love alphard
*Alphard*
@@yaboipktendo Al Phard
@@J.Blazer Alph Ard
ALPAHARD
In that Porky rapping sequence, all I see is Daffy and: “I thlammed my penith in the car door.”
I'm done
Probably the best outcome this movie could have gotten.
That’s enough youtube for today
I will never not see daffy and think penith
I love hearing him say "The issue with this joke is that..." like he's well-versed in the science of humor. Because he is, he's the internet funnyman.
Before the movie came out, everyone was talking about how they took away Lola's "huge", "oversexualized" B-cup chest (lol) ...
But now that it's out, not a goddamn person is talking about how they took away her entire personality along with it. Every line of dialogue she has is either boring basketball jargon or captain-obvious reactions to whatever is happening; She has no driving motivation as a character, no definable traits to her personality... it's like she's just a soulless doll, there to look cute and support the male leads.
Oof. Talk about a step backwards.
I was 7 when the first movie came out. I thought Lola was so cool. Back then she was. Every other version though? Wow. What did they do to her?
Except Lunatics. Loonatics? That was a decent action cartoon.
She definitely didn’t have much personality in this but let’s not pretend she was a super deep character in the original. Which is why I kinda wish things like how she was betrayed in the Looney Tunes Show became the standard.
@@Santoryu90 She didn’t even have much of a personality in the first one either and was just there as "Ooh look it’s a Girl Rabbit” every iteration of her is like that except the looney tunes show version where she’s basically the Dumb Blonde Trope.
@@KingExalted That’s basically what I said she wasn’t a deep character to begin with
2d Sonic is good
Very cool of Jacob to break Bugs Bunny’s back like Bane did in The Dark Knight Rises, another Warner Brothers property.
and another reference 😎
It's funny how Alpha refuses to call the character by his actual name and then proceeds to talk about how the character grooms this child and so almost makes it sound like Don Cheadle was doing this irl
Smh can we cancel don cheadle🙄
This review feels like Alpharad progressively loses his mind while JonTron fights for control
I love how every time he mentions Don Cheadle he has to pull up that *specific* image
I love it. He looks so unthreatening in that sweater
I was like... Silent, utterly enraptured for the first 20 minutes of this video and then when you explained in a really very straightforward way how Don Cheadle couldn't use his admin powers because Bugs was dead something in me snapped and I started laughing like a moron, like I found my favourite flavour of paint and was about to go ham.
“Favourite flavour of paint”
I to, enjoy consuming paint
@@Warpbox They already explained that they snapped.
"Then enter Lola Bunny". The entire fanbase: Don't mind if I do.
You didn’t have to make this joke, but yet
HERE YOU ARE
👏😏
*BJÖNK*
It cost you nothing not to say this
It costed you nothing to say that
The "I _____ed _______ so you don't have to" is becoming the next "______ 101" series, and I'm all for it. Jump Force and Balan Wonderland were amazing videos.
I paid attention to the fact that bugs bunny was technically not the same Bugs Bunny from the first Space Jam. In the first one, Bugs Bunny was able to open a portal from toon world to the Earth to bring MJ back. This Bugs Bunny can't do that. Why? Because that's algorithm Bugs Bunny. It's just like Kingdom Hearts Recoded, it's not the real Bugs Bunny, but instead a Bugs Bunny copy, that has all Bugs Bunny's memories from Space Jam, and more information he gained from being part of the algorithm. At the end of Space Jam 2, we learn that LeBron James is actually delusional.
Is there any lore Kingdom Hearts fans can't tackle?
@@dantesdiscoinfernolol No, because whatever dense, incomprehensible lore or story you’ve seen has a KH allegory. For example, the Silmarilion or however it’s spelled is just the mobile gacha games
They put bugs in him!
Damn you Nomura. Warner too?
@@dantesdiscoinfernolol Blazblue.
You could see the sheer DEFEAT in his eyes when he says "It's big chungus".
The whole "It's been 27 minutes" genuinely blew my mind. It seemed like Mr. Rad had just explained like a full season of a TV show but nope we're still just in the EXPOSITION BABY
When the cut-outs of lola and lebron fell and Alpha said "that's a plot point" I honestly tought it was a Joke.
Oh dear lord why couldn't just been a joke.
It’s genuinely crazy how invested I can be in listening to the guy who make super smash bros videos talk about the sequel of space jam so passionately
My favorite part is when daffy thlams his penith in the car door
yo same
YO TRUUUE
oof ouch my penith
I like it when he says a slur
Wait... That's where that's form.
hey just be thankful they didn't release a pixel art beat-em-up alongside the film. oh wait...
Wait...THEY DID WHAT
is that a reference to scott pilgrim game
Hey, the game was good
what up checkmatk?
And Fortnite skins
When I was 5 or 6, my parents played an April Fools joke on me where they said they were going to take me to my favorite pizza place / arcade, and when I got all excited, then no. I died a thousand deaths and was literally dead on the floor, and the only way to save me was for them to actually take me there.
My point is, you can't promise Michael Jordan, then bring out fake Michael Jordan for a joke, and then not actually take the audience to Michael Jordan.
I have to be honest, before this video I thought Michael Jordan and Michael B Jordan were the same person...
We're just going to skimp over the first part???
@@somerandomguyontheinternett To be fair, I seem to recall going around telling stupid lies and calling them April Fools jokes. Like, "Guess what?! _____!" "Really?!" "lol no!" So I think it was an effort by my parents to get me to realize why that wasn't funny.
So it turns out they were actually wise and kind, and _I_ was the bad guy. That's storytelling right there.
That part where the Lola bunny cutout fell was EVERYTHING.
Right? I needed that good laugh
"Well that's a plot point for later."
Not even sarcastically, I feel like I have now seen this movie. Every time he described something Don Cheadle said or did, I could fully picture it.
Same, it sounds like complete dogshit
@@RandomShowerThoughts but the kind of good dogs hit that you can laugh at from how shit it is
Going by that metric one of the best movies of the year so far it’s a riot
"They were sold out of lola bunny"
Oh no
Now how is alpharad gonna get one?
Thing is doesn't he kills a bunny and then uses it as a poster
Easy
Print out a very large picture of Lola bunny, get some cardboard and boom
Thanks to his sponsorship by the product shown on screen
At 2:27 you can see one in his bedroom
0:25
"I'm disappointed they didn't play slam jam even once"
_me suddenly having a flashback to all the 101s that incorporated slam jam_
My god... We've come full circle
"That awoke something in someone." said Jacob with the eyes of someone who had something awoken in them.
I definitely was not expecting the Lola and Lebron interactions, but when you think about it, Space Jam is an isekai. And in most isekai, the main character is meant to be a self insert character… You know where this is going.
No.....not a isekai. ANYTHING BUT THAT! WHY'D YOU CALL IT THAT!? LOL
Lebron was hit by Truck-kun?
_Another one bites the dust..._
Do basketball teams count as harems?
@@hoodiesticks if you put your mind to it
@@hoodiesticks Anything is a harem if you're determined enough
This wasn't a review. This felt like 24 minutes of a man on the verge of having a nervous breakdown. (For real, though, this was a lot of fun to watch).
I could literally watch like a 3 hour uncut rant of Jacob going on about this movie and I don't think I would get bored at any point
If I was warner brothers, I would have made the CEO the villain. Because it's funny. Also, you could have emotional moments like :"Remember this. I. Own. You. Everything you make, everything you do, and everything you draw is MINE." It would honestly make a better "social media bad" plot point with the symbolism and morals.
Well, its a good thing everyone in Hollywood who writes movies also suck at writing movies
They wont criticize themselves come on ;)
@@thebookless3381 some do. the deadpool beginning credits and deadpool 2 outright sharted on ryan reynolds on being green lantern.
@@jasonbrose6743 that's just memes, not actual critizism, what he suggest is Disney shitting on Disney for a good chunk of the movie.
@@thebookless3381 The whole "evil corporate executive" is a common theme in movies. why not take it one notch further and show how intellectual property is owned not by the inventor, but the one who supplies the equipment?
Alpha: "Al G. Rhythm"
My Brain: "What kind of rhythm does algae make?"
Alpha: "Algorithm"
Me: "Oh"
same
“This video left me with 24 minutes of thoughts.” The most honest movie review statement.
0:45 thanks for the shout out.
Alpharad explaining the pun of "Al G Rythm" like he'd explain the origin of Kat & Ana's name
That was my favourite part of the deluxe video, especially Jo and Altrive's reaction
Y'know, fun fact about Kat & Ana...
Katana
@@kruatheshow. what about Callie and Marie
What's the fun fact of WarioWare again?
I'd like to imagine the guy at the cutout store just let him know they didn't have any more Lola Bunny cutouts in a voice that progressively lost even more faith in humanity at each one sold
I can’t wait for Jacob’s new reviewsona that has a smug smile and crosses its arms all the time
*Saberspark has entered the chat
Wish I could tell which copy paste youtuber u were talking about
@@JoeySpa jo sniffy
@@Mreoewwmrow so true 😔
This is one of my favorite videos ever
From sounding broken about big chungus being the first thing Bugs does, to Don Cheadle appearing every time his name is said, to just being bewildered that granny being neo is a huge plot point
It's the review that keeps on giving and I'd love to see more stuff like this
And yes I do know what Clockwork Orange is thanks for asking
"Shot framed like he's going to be ran over"
lol here comes truck-kun
Guess it's foreshadowing. Space Jam 3 about to be against the greats of anime isekai
@@Jyukenmaster95 dude, I wanna see bugs out ball kazama
That time I died and got reincarnated in toons world
It makes sense that Michael Jordon wasn't in this movie, given he canonically fought Charles Barkley to the death in that spaceship beforehand
Sadly the continuation of that story will forever be lost to time (i.e. it got cancelled)
:(
Context. Please.
@@Deaf0 Look up Barkley, Shut up and Jam: Gaiden. You will not be disappointed
@@KOTLIM That game has simultaneously aged the worst AND the best! Quality game, wish the sequel wasn't benched.
In this sense, Bugs isn’t dead. His spirit floated *out* of the Toon World and he glitched into the real world.
*please tell me this doesn’t set up for Space Jam 3*
Back in Action 2 setup
The director did talk about a third Space Jam 3 but with Dwayne Johnson with wrestling instead of basketball.
@@lostcrusader8053 i would be down for that
It’s not a setup, it’s hell
Alpharad: "I would risk it all for Lola Bunny"
Also Alpharad: "I don't know what I'm going to do with these cut outs after the video."
My X button is ruined after all the doubts I felt the need to express in that moment, good sir.
This is an accurate reenactment of when the writers were presenting the concept of the movie to the directors and producers.
My favorite part of this movie were how they said they owned all of these properties and gave us so many funny references with them!
Oh wait that was the Lego Movie. Sorry we’re talking about a bad reference movie
What exactly makes a good reference movie?
@@speinz9430 are the references good? Are they interesting? Intertwining? If not, it sucks
@@speinz9430 also, is it a self aware inside joke (LEGO poking fun at the fact that they have like, softcore rights to just about everything because let's be real that's hilarious) or shallow, bad-faith nostalgia cash-grab trying to remind people that the company like, exists at all
Thanks guys
@@blak4831 Whatever it was _supposed_ to be, it felt like the same shit this movie pulled because they only included licensed IPs owned by Warner Bros. And like, yeah, I know they're the ones who made the movie, but that didn't stop the _Ready Player One_ movie getting the rights to virtually everything in the world.
Space Jam 2 is essentially: “What if in Hook they played Basketball instead of Baseball?”
I understood that reference! ...and it was helpful thank you ;)
"Run Home, Jack!"
@@bplionel2 “BANGARANG!”
@@bplionel2 Rufio, Rufio, RufiOOOOOOOOOOO
*"You're not gonna break Hydroman's ankles Lebron!! Let the Looney tunes use their magic!!"*
Is probably my favorite quote of someone who watched this movie.
“I saw the movie 5 times”
“3 in my house”
_holds up 4 fingers_
“And 2 in theatre”
_holds up 3 fingers_
Honestly Alpha did such a good job describing this oddity that one can solely watch this review and understand the shit that happened in the movie as much as someone who actually watched the entire movie.
It feels rly good seeing Alpharad in his element, that being going fucking insane
The classic Alpharad
To quote the man himself
"I'm not cringe, I'm just fucking insane"
I paused this video, left to go watch the movie and came back. Now Im ready to hear how Alpharad feels now that Ive been thoroughly disapointed
Like most films, this features actors
No... they wouldn't. Space Jam 2 is truly the most revolutionary work of art in the modern age
Since you're now going to have a regular sponsor that you can't pronounce, it'd be perfect if you managed to get a gfuel representative to send a voice clip of exclusively the word "Gfuel" so you can edit it in
Just Fue-
How do u
This is the most dedication to a movie I have ever seen. Not only did you make a 24 minute video for the internet to see about a movie filled with people selling products and G-Feeeuuueeel, you took notes about the movie. Hella respect
Not like its a competition, but I'd nominate the dude who picked apart the live-action Avatar TLA movie for over two hours.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…
Why didn’t Dom… name his game Space Jam?
The world may never know.
No space or jam
you, jo, and dash have been talking about those cutouts for a while and im glad i finally have context for why you own them and what they look like
somehow, Alpharad avoiding a GFuel sponsorship because he cant pronounce fuel is the most Alpharad thing I have ever heard in the past, like, 6 years I've been watching his videos
You cover Bugs Bunny's line of "I can't die, I'm a Toon." from the TNT scene, but don't call back to it at the end of the movie for the reason he doesn't die when he "dies" from glitching the basketball game.
It doesn't really make sense as to how or why being a Toon makes Toons effectively immortal, or if that supposed immortality covers game glitches, but given the general quality of writing and relevance of prior plot points on the movie coming back later in the movie, I'm guessing that this line is meant to explain why Bugs is alive in the end.
It's called Toon Force, and yes, if you have it, you literally CAN survive anything. It's how cartoon characters can survive being shot, blown up, cut to pieces and several other fatal injuries.
It's been talked about in SJ1 and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? I'm pretty sure. Being run over, having an anvil fall on them, being shot/electrocuted/burnt to a crisp, etc can't kill them because that's how the cartoons work.
Only melting them in acid works. Unless they're the Joker. In which case it'd be a very different movie.
How tf is there bouta be lore about why cartoon characters survive the senseless violence
When matpat get here
@@litpotat5601 I hope never, he makes the crazy ass theorys
Someone’s been using too much VSBW
Cardboard cut-outs: *fall*
Alpharad: that’s a plot point
Literally evey take with Lebron the crew just went "yes sir mr lebron sir, that was amazing acting!"
This movie seriously could not go more than 5 minutes without metaphorically sucking Lebron off.
Lebron either sounded bored or tired, and was just half-assing it most of the time
To be honest, Lebron felt like he was coming as a guest on Sesame Street.
Lmao when he said “Lebron James Died” it cut to an ad immediately for me, such amazing timing.
The best part is my ad wad the vaping psa
“Like most films, it features actors, but unlike most films, it also features LeBron James.”
…ouch.
kirb
I feel like I'm watching the security footage of Alpha ranting to himself inside a padded cell after watching this movie
"He gets abducted by Don Cheadle into the Serververse" just about does it for me.
I feel like it has to be mentioned that Michael B. Jordan says “clear eyes, full hearts” to the team which is a reference to Friday Night Lights which is a TV show he was in and that WB probably owns.
The references don’t end
I feel like no matter what he uploads, it always has the Alpharad™ personality. That's what the channel's content is. And that's why the content will ALWAYS be good.
at 16:50 i got an ad break and ending up not skipping through them so by the time the ad ended i had completely forgotten what the video was and the first thing i heard was "and then lola bunny gets choked out" i was like HUH???????? ❔👄❔ so that was an experience
Same
Alpharad: It..it's not right (Alpharad after talking about the levels of bone energy between Lola and Lebron)
*Lola cutout slides down to Lebron's crotch*
Camera Guy: Uhmmm.....
Alpharad: AHHHHH!
Camera guy is Jo which just makes it funnier to me
@@danplaysguitar6706 Wrong way Lola
@@Redtim911 💀
2:10
Just gonna say, if that is not a joke, HUGE props for being honest, even though we as an audience really don't deserve that kind of private information. As a kid who have had many of speech issues, I totally get it, but often I don't have the guts to be honest about it. You're a good man
Honestly I have so much respect to him for that
This is the same guy who casually came out as bi during a Mario Maker endless easy episode on his second channel, he's a powerful man
@@Platitudinous9000which video
I love how you never mentioned the fact that the entire plot is just the corporate entity of Warner bros becoming self aware and becoming a algorithm. At least not until he’s in the server, despite the setup being extremely forced
the audience of alpharad's romeo and juliet definitely laughed a lot more than expected at "That's all folks" now that they got the reference
“There is a shocking amount of sexual tension between Lola Bunny and Lebron James” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear
Considering what 2020 sent me through and what I've witnessed, I was prepared to hear it.
What broke me was Al-G-Rythm.
Also Rick and Morty cameo number 500.
And yet here we are.
I love how Alpha gets more and more frantic and his posture becomes more and more hunched as the video goes on
Edit: if you pause at 22:00 it perfectly encapsulates the mood of this entire review
Probably the worst sponsorship plug I've ever seen, but I've never wanted to buy G-fuel more now