I was there, it was glorious. I know you might be thinking "It's just Hydlide again" but no, really, you need to watch it to the end! The wager changed EVERYTHING, chat's manic anticipation was infectious! HYDLIDE LET'S GOO
At that point it's become tradition for projared to return to hydlide every year If you're going to return to original hydlide Every year you might as well do that for the super and dare I say the virtual version and we know how much you love those games
This was a fun stream... aside from the moments of crushing despair. Also, spoiler alert, watching the stream live (yes I watched the VOD as well, gotta help my boy Jerd out) was such a vindicating experience as I was one of the few that voted he would beat it in under 100 lives and won a fat 14 channel points for it.
Someone asks "Are you winning?" Jared " God no. I lost when I turned on the power" Lol. 48:25 Later shots a fireball at the hydra saying " fire wall" then says "He lived" then dies. Lol. 48:46
Death Counter = 101 (maybe 102) chat and Mods were wrong. 3:23 One - Gooning 4:23 Two - More gooning 6:42 Three - Stop gooning?! (a shame this was not the first bees kill, pun would have been fun) 10:55 Four - Bees buzz buzz 11:25 Five~ More Bees buzz buzz 12:47 Six - Zambees 13:24 Seven - Uuber gooner? 13:44 Eight - More slimey 14:14 Nine - Gooning for pot 18:44 TEN! - Double digies, gooned by a roper. 19:07 Eleven - Roper strikes again, again 20:46 Twelve - Its a kink at this point 22:32 Thirteen - Wampire! Fetch Dr Von Goosewing! 22:59 Fourteen - Once bitten, twice sucked 25:23 Fifteen - Blaahhhhndid by the lahhht~ 25:44 Sixteen - Gangb**ged by the lights... 26:12 Seventeen - Back to boy/light scenes 27:40 Eighteen - Barely legal with a Goldam 28:28 Nineteen - Diddled by Goldam again 38:35 Twenty - Get rekt by Goldam, defending Ladyam's honour. 41:47 Twenty-One - What's a worm do? 42:47 Twenty-Two - Eel Worm Spitroast 43:42 Twenty-Three - Give up on life? 44:15 Twenty-Four - He did not avoid the eel. 44:58 Twenty-Five - Drowning? eel 25:20 Twenty-Six - SONIC SOUND INTENSIFIES! 25:42 Twenty-Seven - Yep, so hecked. 46:00 Twenty-Eight - You did that on purpose, Jurd 46:20 Twenty-Nine - I lol'd 46:39 Thirty - IF YOU TURN TURN TUUUURRRNNN 47:46 Thirty-One - Wizards rule 48:16 Thirty-Two - wish granted 48:30 Thirty-Three - Didn't even get enough time to jot down the previous one, yeesh 48:48 Thirty-Four - He lived! 49:52 Thirty-Five - Nap time zzZZZzz 50:28 Thirty-Six - Just ded 51:02 Thirty-Seven - Goopey goodness 55:58 Thirty-Eight - Worth a death? 57:54 Thirty-Nine - This is the song that never endddddds 58:28 Forty - Not fine 59:00 Forty-One - Your parents hated you? 59:35 Forty-Two - Zero 1:00:01 Forty-Three - Let's find out! 1:00:35 Forty-Four - Turn 1:01:14 Forty-Five - GOOD THING YOU SAVED HERE! 1:01:30 Forty-Six - Backstayb, in the side! 1:01:43 Forty-Seven - N o r m a l s p e e d 1:02:40 Forty-Eight - Double pay for mods yay 1:03:10 Forty-Nine - 20 to go and we win yo~ 1:03:35 Fifty - Quit job to watch this? 1:04:00 Fifty-One - They negate flip effects? 1:04:35 Fifty-Two - Turn the other way! 1:07:25 Fifty-Three - Woooo~ 1:07:48 Fifty-Four - Got'em! 1:09:30 Fifty-Five - So sweepy 1:10:00 Fifty-Six - Greed consumes all 1:10:18 Fifty-Seven - Woops? 1:12:05 Fifty-Eight - Add it to the Hub 1:12:38 Fifty-Nine - Ten! 1:12:56 Sixty - Nine!! 1:14:25 Sixty-One - Eight!!! 1:14:45 Sixty-Two - Seven!!!! 1:17:05 Sixty-Three - Six!!!!! 1:18:08 Sixty-Four - Five!!!!!! 1:18:36 Sixty-Five - Four!!!!!!! 1:19:07 Sixty-Six - Three!!!!!!!! 1:19:57 Sixty-Seven - Two!!!!!!!!!! 1:20:15 Sixty-Eight - One!!!!!!!!!! 1:22:30 Sixty-Nine Dudes! - We win! 1:23:43 Seventy - Or we can die! 1:25:10 Seventy-One - What IF you kill the Eel? 1:28:10 Seventy-Two - Chat is WAY ahead by like 20 imaginary deaths... 1:28:35 Seventy-Three - You can! Just not that one. 1:31:05 Seventy-Four - Wispy! 1:32:07 Seventy-Five - Going good, and you? 1:34:15 Seventy-Six - How's that prime walking spot? 1:35:34 Seventy-Seven - I'm getting tired. 1:37:42 Seventy-Eight - Nowhere near 100 yet, Mod! 1:38:24 Seventy-Nine - Just have to know! 1:38:56 Eighty - Wat even iz fairness?! 1:40:13 Eighty-One - Locking in 1:41:46 Eighty-Two - Blow that load bby 1:42:22 Eighty-Three - I lol'd again 1:42:57 Eighty-Four - Panik at the dizko 1:44:32 Eighty-Five - Self inclucting waiting 1:50:58 Eighty-Six - Fast way to die, too. 1:56:38 Eighty-Seven - Gooned too close to the sun, Hypers were your punishment 1:57:56 Eighty-Eight - Zoned out gooning 2:00:10 Eighty-Nine - This IS what we want :D 2:01:30 Ninety - Swears galore 2:04:58 Ninety-One - Top HydLide streamer! 2:06:57 Ninety-Two - The Final Fantasy XIII Is (not) Real! 2:16:20 Ninety-Three - Wrong Tree 2:17:02 Ninety-Four - Dargon Hungy for some fried Jim! 2:17:56 Ninety-Five - You had your flash turned off. 2:20:34 Ninety-Six - Hate yourself after you kill this thing, man! 2:24:10 Ninety-Seven - Correct, it did not work :D 2:24:52 Ninety-Eight - Sure is bad! 2:25:41 Ninety-Nine - Last chance to beat this game in under 100 deaths! 2:26:27 is this a death? 2:27:00 One-Hundred! - THAT is a death, the big 100 2:30:25 One-Hundred-And-One! - That seals it, gamba lost, the count is off.
Congratulations! Your reward is those two frames of animation. And that we enjoy watching you overcome adversity because, for me at least, it's not about watching you suffer...But the moment when you break the wall down and we get "Let's fucking go!"
I feel like the Hydlide drink would be something like a spicy pickle shot. Something that felt punishing to start and you want to run away from after it was too late. I made beet infused vodka a few years ago.. I absolutely used that earthy concoction as a weapon. ... Just some cursed ideas for the Hydlide cocktail.
😆Not gunna lie I'm gunna get him to hydlide every year #catjamallday So glad this ended up getting in the vod again, me and my cat Rinoa be jammin * beep ba beep pa, do do di da, do de do, do doot doot doot!
"RUclips Munchers, if you made it to the end of the VOD.... why?" Not gonna lie, I appreciate that comment. But I also appreciated the Hydlide VOD as a 2nd screen while working. Keep it up!
It really depends on the game for me. If it's a meme like this one, then absolutely. But anything with story or dialogue where I'm actually interested in the game, it's too distracting.
I always find it funny how whenever his health goes below half while grinding I think "Don't get greedy Jared, go heal or you're gonna die", a thought which is invariably followed by Jared getting greedy and dying. Man is setting himself up for failure in the funniest way, gotta love the content grindset.
This brings me flashbacks of when you played this game on Twitch in 2019, 2020, and 2022 as well as the classic Hydlide videos on the main channel. You did beat it faster than 2022 and 2019, that’s for sure. Great job, my dude. 🫂♥️
And i just learned that this game with it's incredible soundtrack has involvement from PonyCanyon, one of Japans major Music Labels.......how did this happen?
You probably could've shaved a half hour off your time if you'd gotten the Ring from the Goldam's in your first visit to armor cave, as it speeds up health regen, which was about half the stream 😂
For what it’s worth I think TTS worked well with the simulation games. It’s like a substitute for the customers in the store. A casual pace game every now and then with TTS might be a happy solution.
I'd followed jared for years and surprisingly this is the first time i watched his full play through of this game. so it's basically a level up simulator?
Virtual Hydlide? so you are saying, another stretch goal for the Subathon? also, Hydlide's music is for Jared what is for most others "All i want for Christmas is you"
![Hydlide [STREAM ARCHIVE] │ ProJared Plays](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mOramFcmu5g/mqdefault.jpg)
![Hydlide [STREAM ARCHIVE] │ ProJared Plays](/img/tr.png)
*OMG I love when he plays this game. It’s like Christmas for me.* ❤❤❤
Happy Birthday!
I was there, it was glorious. I know you might be thinking "It's just Hydlide again" but no, really, you need to watch it to the end! The wager changed EVERYTHING, chat's manic anticipation was infectious!
HYDLIDE LET'S GOO
At that point it's become tradition for projared to return to hydlide every year If you're going to return to original hydlide Every year you might as well do that for the super and dare I say the virtual version and we know how much you love those games
Super I'd go for, but Virtual is just pain with no redeeming features. That said, Jared makes pain entertaining...
Just a reminder. Jared is the Hydlide Guy now. #HydlideDaddy
Also, this was a fun stream. You all should watch, like, and subscribe. Just saying.
Somewhere around the 3,506,088 th loop i just realized there was a bass line.
Holy shit
FUCKING SAME 😂
"It's Hydlide. Who gives a shit!" WE do. The audiences you've built around this game! The audience who wants a stream of it every year! We care!
I look forward to seeing Jared bring this energy into his role as Jim, the Knight, in Hylide the MOVIE!
Jared's almost yearly playthrough of Hydlide was as glorious as always.
I caught the stream yesterday. But decided to throw this on in the background just for that banging Hydlide soundtrack.
Gratz to Jared on becoming a ProHydlide player!
He even beat it faster this time. Congrats Jared!
Oh god the music is in my head again.
The madman did it again!
@@ShawnPlaysGame Now those 12 seconds will loop in my head for the whole next week 🥲
@@Flasa Exactly lol
Same
It never left, Jim.
This was a fun stream... aside from the moments of crushing despair.
Also, spoiler alert, watching the stream live (yes I watched the VOD as well, gotta help my boy Jerd out) was such a vindicating experience as I was one of the few that voted he would beat it in under 100 lives and won a fat 14 channel points for it.
I bet all my channel points (123k) on under 100, and won 50k.
@@try4ndrunf0rcov3r Did you get 50K more than your original amount, it was that the amount you ended up with?
It gave me 50K more from original. Now I'm at 173K
You can tell based on that thumbnail.... Jared enjoyed his time with Hydlide!
Someone asks "Are you winning?"
Jared " God no. I lost when I turned on the power"
Lol. 48:25
Later shots a fireball at the hydra saying " fire wall" then says "He lived" then dies. Lol. 48:46
I'm glad there is a VOD for this year Hydlidemas. Don't want to miss it.
Thank you for fuelling my yearly tradition of watching ProJared Hydlide!
Its 8:30 in the morning and im literally falling asleep to Jared's voice
Intentionally or have you Pavlov'd yourself into making Jerd cause sleepy time?
Hydlide’s soundtrack is 12 seconds of absolute perfection 🥲
Hooray for Birthday Hydlide!
YES! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR YEARS!!!
We asked for this and we love it
Death Counter = 101 (maybe 102) chat and Mods were wrong.
3:23 One - Gooning
4:23 Two - More gooning
6:42 Three - Stop gooning?! (a shame this was not the first bees kill, pun would have been fun)
10:55 Four - Bees buzz buzz
11:25 Five~ More Bees buzz buzz
12:47 Six - Zambees
13:24 Seven - Uuber gooner?
13:44 Eight - More slimey
14:14 Nine - Gooning for pot
18:44 TEN! - Double digies, gooned by a roper.
19:07 Eleven - Roper strikes again, again
20:46 Twelve - Its a kink at this point
22:32 Thirteen - Wampire! Fetch Dr Von Goosewing!
22:59 Fourteen - Once bitten, twice sucked
25:23 Fifteen - Blaahhhhndid by the lahhht~
25:44 Sixteen - Gangb**ged by the lights...
26:12 Seventeen - Back to boy/light scenes
27:40 Eighteen - Barely legal with a Goldam
28:28 Nineteen - Diddled by Goldam again
38:35 Twenty - Get rekt by Goldam, defending Ladyam's honour.
41:47 Twenty-One - What's a worm do?
42:47 Twenty-Two - Eel Worm Spitroast
43:42 Twenty-Three - Give up on life?
44:15 Twenty-Four - He did not avoid the eel.
44:58 Twenty-Five - Drowning? eel
25:20 Twenty-Six - SONIC SOUND INTENSIFIES!
25:42 Twenty-Seven - Yep, so hecked.
46:00 Twenty-Eight - You did that on purpose, Jurd
46:20 Twenty-Nine - I lol'd
46:39 Thirty - IF YOU TURN TURN TUUUURRRNNN
47:46 Thirty-One - Wizards rule
48:16 Thirty-Two - wish granted
48:30 Thirty-Three - Didn't even get enough time to jot down the previous one, yeesh
48:48 Thirty-Four - He lived!
49:52 Thirty-Five - Nap time zzZZZzz
50:28 Thirty-Six - Just ded
51:02 Thirty-Seven - Goopey goodness
55:58 Thirty-Eight - Worth a death?
57:54 Thirty-Nine - This is the song that never endddddds
58:28 Forty - Not fine
59:00 Forty-One - Your parents hated you?
59:35 Forty-Two - Zero
1:00:01 Forty-Three - Let's find out!
1:00:35 Forty-Four - Turn
1:01:14 Forty-Five - GOOD THING YOU SAVED HERE!
1:01:30 Forty-Six - Backstayb, in the side!
1:01:43 Forty-Seven - N o r m a l s p e e d
1:02:40 Forty-Eight - Double pay for mods yay
1:03:10 Forty-Nine - 20 to go and we win yo~
1:03:35 Fifty - Quit job to watch this?
1:04:00 Fifty-One - They negate flip effects?
1:04:35 Fifty-Two - Turn the other way!
1:07:25 Fifty-Three - Woooo~
1:07:48 Fifty-Four - Got'em!
1:09:30 Fifty-Five - So sweepy
1:10:00 Fifty-Six - Greed consumes all
1:10:18 Fifty-Seven - Woops?
1:12:05 Fifty-Eight - Add it to the Hub
1:12:38 Fifty-Nine - Ten!
1:12:56 Sixty - Nine!!
1:14:25 Sixty-One - Eight!!!
1:14:45 Sixty-Two - Seven!!!!
1:17:05 Sixty-Three - Six!!!!!
1:18:08 Sixty-Four - Five!!!!!!
1:18:36 Sixty-Five - Four!!!!!!!
1:19:07 Sixty-Six - Three!!!!!!!!
1:19:57 Sixty-Seven - Two!!!!!!!!!!
1:20:15 Sixty-Eight - One!!!!!!!!!!
1:22:30 Sixty-Nine Dudes! - We win!
1:23:43 Seventy - Or we can die!
1:25:10 Seventy-One - What IF you kill the Eel?
1:28:10 Seventy-Two - Chat is WAY ahead by like 20 imaginary deaths...
1:28:35 Seventy-Three - You can! Just not that one.
1:31:05 Seventy-Four - Wispy!
1:32:07 Seventy-Five - Going good, and you?
1:34:15 Seventy-Six - How's that prime walking spot?
1:35:34 Seventy-Seven - I'm getting tired.
1:37:42 Seventy-Eight - Nowhere near 100 yet, Mod!
1:38:24 Seventy-Nine - Just have to know!
1:38:56 Eighty - Wat even iz fairness?!
1:40:13 Eighty-One - Locking in
1:41:46 Eighty-Two - Blow that load bby
1:42:22 Eighty-Three - I lol'd again
1:42:57 Eighty-Four - Panik at the dizko
1:44:32 Eighty-Five - Self inclucting waiting
1:50:58 Eighty-Six - Fast way to die, too.
1:56:38 Eighty-Seven - Gooned too close to the sun, Hypers were your punishment
1:57:56 Eighty-Eight - Zoned out gooning
2:00:10 Eighty-Nine - This IS what we want :D
2:01:30 Ninety - Swears galore
2:04:58 Ninety-One - Top HydLide streamer!
2:06:57 Ninety-Two - The Final Fantasy XIII Is (not) Real!
2:16:20 Ninety-Three - Wrong Tree
2:17:02 Ninety-Four - Dargon Hungy for some fried Jim!
2:17:56 Ninety-Five - You had your flash turned off.
2:20:34 Ninety-Six - Hate yourself after you kill this thing, man!
2:24:10 Ninety-Seven - Correct, it did not work :D
2:24:52 Ninety-Eight - Sure is bad!
2:25:41 Ninety-Nine - Last chance to beat this game in under 100 deaths!
2:26:27 is this a death?
2:27:00 One-Hundred! - THAT is a death, the big 100
2:30:25 One-Hundred-And-One! - That seals it, gamba lost, the count is off.
Don't worry, I don't think of you as the hydlide guy. I think of you as the 10 arrows guy.
I would actually love to watch a stream of Jared just learning the Hydlide speedrun.
Watch out for the BEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
I haven’t even started watching and already laughing my arse off, because I know… 😂
I'm not sure when it started, but I'm an hour in and I just caught myself whistling along with the music.
Hell yeah we wanted this
I always love listening to Jared play this game.
That one deep note in the song always throws me off because it sounds like my phone vibrating to me.
Hydlyde randomizer! Let's goooooooo
24:24 "I accidently walked into The Rock and it kicked my ass" - ProJared, 2024
I was just looking up some information about Hydlide on Wikipedia and there are TWO composers credited for the music in this game.
Congratulations! Your reward is those two frames of animation.
And that we enjoy watching you overcome adversity because, for me at least, it's not about watching you suffer...But the moment when you break the wall down and we get "Let's fucking go!"
I feel like the Hydlide drink would be something like a spicy pickle shot. Something that felt punishing to start and you want to run away from after it was too late.
I made beet infused vodka a few years ago.. I absolutely used that earthy concoction as a weapon.
... Just some cursed ideas for the Hydlide cocktail.
Projared, the Hydlide streamer
A Hydlide cocktail is, without a doubt, malort and rubbing alcohol.
😆Not gunna lie I'm gunna get him to hydlide every year #catjamallday
So glad this ended up getting in the vod again, me and my cat Rinoa be jammin * beep ba beep pa, do do di da, do de do, do doot doot doot!
@1:11:10 overnight shift 😴
Watching Jared play Hydlide while I play Dragon Quest--the game it would go on to inspire--is quite the experience.
Here it is, it's 2024, and I'm watching Jared play Hydlide... Again. Man he is a glutton for punishment.
I'm really sorry for what you have been put through, Jared.
I’m sorry he had to go through that too. I had his back the whole time.
"RUclips Munchers, if you made it to the end of the VOD.... why?" Not gonna lie, I appreciate that comment. But I also appreciated the Hydlide VOD as a 2nd screen while working. Keep it up!
I will finish this Vod, but not in one day. The music...is like torture...you are Brave Jared to face this once more.
Second monitor? Well excuse me for only having one screen to watch and LISTEN to my favorite streamer
One day we should get Retro Shuffler but it's OOPS ALL HYDLIDES
Best Game Ever Made, no cap.
Of course that music is nostalgic, haven't you ever seen Indiana Jones? 🤣
Also in all seriousness, Jared, you should make a playlist on the plays channel of all the Hydelide playthroughs. Including the shuffler ones.
Ordinary streamers sell out by playing frustration bait games like Jump King or Getting Over It. Jared sells out by playing Hydlide.
Gotta milk that hydlide fanbase
In 10 years he's gonna speedrun this game in less than a hour.
He's torturing himself with this game, because he's being paid to. That concept is the bedrock that modern society is built on.
Relax, it's all for fun
Speaking of doing two things at once. I'm playing the Sims and watching this Hydlide playthrough. I'm only like 28 or 29 though.
59:12 I didn't have this, but I had Mystery Quest. Which was one of the most confusing NES games I've ever played.
Hydlide Randomizer when??
Joke’s on you, Jerd, I was there live, and I’ve been listening to this on RUclips while I work.
As a YT muncher. I like the tts feature.
It really depends on the game for me. If it's a meme like this one, then absolutely. But anything with story or dialogue where I'm actually interested in the game, it's too distracting.
@@kalzekdor yeah that's fair.
I always find it funny how whenever his health goes below half while grinding I think "Don't get greedy Jared, go heal or you're gonna die", a thought which is invariably followed by Jared getting greedy and dying. Man is setting himself up for failure in the funniest way, gotta love the content grindset.
Twitch's greatest Hydlide streamer strikes yet again!
Always happy to have Hydlide in my life.
Thanks Jerd! Elden ring speed run next year? I’ll donate for that ;)
1:11:13 We ARE entertained by this. I’m sitting down and you have my full attention 😅
It's hilarious how he slowly improves and gets a little faster each time he plays.
Jared saying “ow,ow…” like he’s getting hit by an annoying little brother and can’t be bothered by him. 😂
This brings me flashbacks of when you played this game on Twitch in 2019, 2020, and 2022 as well as the classic Hydlide videos on the main channel. You did beat it faster than 2022 and 2019, that’s for sure. Great job, my dude. 🫂♥️
I look forward to seeing Jerd get the wr speedrun of Hydlide someday due to how often he plays this game in order for us to enjoy his suffering 😅
I wish this was a yearly event!
I'd love a Super Hydlide!
When are we getting Hydlide mods and randomizers?
Good munch
Fuck yeah, finally
I like at the end how he was like if you made it to the end of the vod....why 😂😂😂
And i just learned that this game with it's incredible soundtrack has involvement from PonyCanyon, one of Japans major Music Labels.......how did this happen?
You probably could've shaved a half hour off your time if you'd gotten the Ring from the Goldam's in your first visit to armor cave, as it speeds up health regen, which was about half the stream 😂
For what it’s worth I think TTS worked well with the simulation games. It’s like a substitute for the customers in the store.
A casual pace game every now and then with TTS might be a happy solution.
What is this sense of dejavu I'm sensing...like we've been here before... 🤔
One of the next years you play this, you could always make up a playlist of covers for the Hydlide song.
I’d love to hear an orchestral rendition of this song
This makes me happy. 😂😂😂
uh...help I paused the video but the music is still playing???
My favorite part is when the music goes Do Do Do DOOOOO
I just learned today that you can fight 'Boralis', leave the dungeon and heal, then come back and his health stays the same.
This Hydlide run just hits different. Y'know, like...in the nards. With a Buster Sword.
I'd followed jared for years and surprisingly this is the first time i watched his full play through of this game. so it's basically a level up simulator?
My heart skipped a beat when he almost saved over his file
There's a game and there's a Jared, and the the game hbjhbjhbjuh and the Jared explodes into fairies
Hydlide is how we all fly
As a Jerd fan, I'm obligated to watch this all the way through. So, here I go.
Jared calling himself Prof G at the end makes me want to see the other Prof G, Nagzz, try this game. 😂
Imagine virtual virtual hydlide
OMG its the Hydlide guy! 😋
There should be a sub goal for Super Hydlide since that one would be more interesting.
Gonna replay Pool of Raidence too?
like how the theme to this tries to be Indiana jones with out being Indiana jones
Hydlide feels like a game someone made during a 24 hour game jam; it technically works but DAMN does it need ironed out!
That mod job he mentioned would be sick.
Finally, I needed my hit again.
So hydlyde is the first game to tell you to go touch grass for your health. 30:01
1:11:37 Soul Silver nuzlocke
Here we go again.
Virtual Hydlide? so you are saying, another stretch goal for the Subathon?
also, Hydlide's music is for Jared what is for most others "All i want for Christmas is you"