When a war vet gets stuck in a sunday morning kids show. Never in my life have needed something more than more chapters of this. Also, the queen having the hots for a human is the equivalent of a warlock looking at their demon patron and thinking "I need some of that." And I have no words....... i need to convert to Catholicism and spend a few hours in confession.
This was hilarious. Still I can just imagine what would happen if some wizard messes up a summon making a permanent gate between both worlds it would be hilarious. Considering that one kingdom knows enslavement makes us pissed and will not attempt it they'd either be conquered or be our only ally there and some of us would take a Guilty pleasure in corrupting that place or just going on a ball kicking spree
On the bright side, at least he didn't get summoned with a gun. Though it would be great to see the reaction to just erasing one of the natives with a sawn off shotgun.
If you have guns then you need ammo and if you need ammo then you need some one like oda nobunaga and this fantasy world doesn’t need a man who had a nickname like “Demon King” running around.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus ammo isn't that hard to make, it's making the right type of ammo that's hard. It would be easier to make lead balls, gunpowder, and convert the modern gun into an equivalent of a musket. The fact that they can make metal armor means they can at least work iron.
When a war vet gets stuck in a sunday morning kids show. Never in my life have needed something more than more chapters of this. Also, the queen having the hots for a human is the equivalent of a warlock looking at their demon patron and thinking "I need some of that." And I have no words....... i need to convert to Catholicism and spend a few hours in confession.
That is a lot of Warlocks...
Eldrich sugar daddy
HANS, Get the flammenwerfer!!!
@@riomine1984 Nah, thats bit too much.
@@demonelf2094 sorry bro I can’t hear you over the sound of my flammenwerfer
"Shes under 3 feet tall, but 3 feet is perfect"
Ah, a fellow man of culture.
Mmmmm..culture........
@@Jordy120 (ФшФ) «Culture...»
"Oompa Loompa pandemonium" is now branded into my brain. Thank you. XD
a pleasure
Oompa Loompa doompety doo have I got a puzzle for you
Makes me laugh every time I read it lol. Never mid reading just thinking about makes laugh maybe I am tired.
@@Allantitan something. Something dobbah de do we got this for you something something hippy de he. Its a paddle as you see
"Oh Jesus, it talks."
Such a great line. LOL
"... nut-cracking, castle-wrecking festival..." I would love to see that.
Wishing for an epilogue where the two 'demons' meet again
This is pure amazement. This NEEDS to be animated. XD
“What’s a wedgie?”
Famous last words lol
😂
Oh gods, my sides... lol. Though that place sounds like hell to me... too much sugar and rainbows.
I feel like eating the trees there would probably give me diabetes.
I loved that one. I unconsciously facepalmed as well when the queen shouted to the king.
lol , glad you enjoyed
The 'Quit hitting yourself' part had me laughing so hard. F.T.A
This was hilarious. Still I can just imagine what would happen if some wizard messes up a summon making a permanent gate between both worlds it would be hilarious. Considering that one kingdom knows enslavement makes us pissed and will not attempt it they'd either be conquered or be our only ally there and some of us would take a Guilty pleasure in corrupting that place or just going on a ball kicking spree
OwQ humanity currupting the land of sweets and cute
😅😅😅
That’s how the anime GATE happens . . .
This was..beautiful :) So they basically summoned a human with their magic into a world thats an equivalent of sesame street xD.
On the bright side, at least he didn't get summoned with a gun.
Though it would be great to see the reaction to just erasing one of the natives with a sawn off shotgun.
If you have guns then you need ammo and if you need ammo then you need some one like oda nobunaga and this fantasy world doesn’t need a man who had a nickname like “Demon King” running around.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus ammo isn't that hard to make, it's making the right type of ammo that's hard. It would be easier to make lead balls, gunpowder, and convert the modern gun into an equivalent of a musket. The fact that they can make metal armor means they can at least work iron.
Gah... Getting summoned is such a pain in the butt.
you get to go on a nut kicking spree though XD
@@RedtailFox1 Hmm, there is that.
That giant crap he left behind probably started a plague.
This should be a movie
Brave, brave Sir Roberts
that one had to be intentional
Man if i where there id have a field day punting them ompa loompas while cackling like a maniac
Bollock-kicking demons from Earth.
👍
I was waiting to find out that The girl was the main characters Grand Daughter or cousin or something lol
I always get a chuckle when ever I hear frick instead of fuck lol
could go irish with a feck
@@AgroSquerril or frak because space
@@AgroSquerril LOL THAT WORKS TOO
The Irish would be fuck, the Scottish would be fuck the Ozzie would rhyme with hunt and have a fucking prefix and animal suffix
I laughed out loud. Well done, Agro.
😅😅😅😅 the best one yet! Would love some more oompa loompah stories.
So the home dimension of humanity is actually hell… this explains much.
Bloody hell second story was so funny that my sides hurt from laughing so hard.
lol he went to equestria XD (also I wonder which princess he met) also earth as hell XD edit after 18:30 okay definantly princess Twilight XD)
No no it's Fluttershy 💛
I agree as fluttershy was the least violent.
We are about to attack you be ready I fucking lost it laughing 😅
:)
This is adorable. Many thanks for the story!
And to think they were deathly afraid of a paddle at first…
My kind of heroic quest!😁
lol I love the "you go girl" at the mention of her girlfriend
Oh sweet lord, that was amazing!
Glad you enjoyed it!
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿
Pity he is the wrong size. Lets hope Becka is also from a different ' hell'. They got along well enough.
I love this one.😁
keeper going
Please tell me that there is a sequel.
This is hilariously good lol
For the Algorithm,
for the algorithm
Great Forkin reading!
FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!
🤣
Greate voice
glad you like
Hahahaha
XD
:D
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LOL
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Nice