Scifi HFY-T.F.O.S

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024

Комментарии • 106

  • @AshtonCoolman
    @AshtonCoolman 3 года назад +139

    The humans still play Warhammer 40K and know how to recognize a Tyranid hive fleet when they see one. EXTERMINATUS!

    • @aleisterlavey9716
      @aleisterlavey9716 3 года назад +14

      The spikes gave a hint

    • @atom3012
      @atom3012 3 года назад +10

      GLORY FOR THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @robertstan9733
      @robertstan9733 3 года назад +21

      "My Lord, the humanoid xenos protectorate in the nearby sector is under attack by a Hive fleet. How should we respond?"
      "Are those the ones that look like cute doggo's and have been very good bois?"
      "Yes, m'Lord"
      "Prepare my battlecruiser and rally the entire fleet in this quadrant .
      I will see to this one personally."

    • @AshtonCoolman
      @AshtonCoolman 3 года назад +10

      @@aleisterlavey9716 how many spikes is too many spikes? ONE!😤 EXTERMINATUS

    • @CT-1035
      @CT-1035 2 года назад +5

      @@AshtonCoolman Wrong, there’s never enough spikes as long as they serve the Emperor’s purpose for them

  • @thunderbird4636
    @thunderbird4636 3 года назад +122

    All life is precious. Except for the hive. Frick the hive. That got me good

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 Год назад +7

      All life is sacred until it's a threat or I'm hungry...

  • @decimation9780
    @decimation9780 2 года назад +39

    If there’s ever a sequel to this story, I feel as though whatever queen mother resides at the top of this hivemind is going to be the next target of humanity.

  • @fayefrosting6913
    @fayefrosting6913 3 года назад +46

    In short
    Humanity is a working water well in the middle of the desert, you don't know how it got there and you don't know how it's still there but it is.

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune Год назад +1

      Desert Pete.
      Drink all the water you can hold, wash your face and cool your feet. But leave that bottle full for others; thank you kindly, Desert Pete

  • @Sharkakaka
    @Sharkakaka 3 года назад +63

    Wait a sec... intelligent life, with close resemblance to humans, and feline features... Cat people?!?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 года назад +18

      maybe.....

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 3 года назад +19

      It explains why they fought so hard.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 года назад +13

      Feline and Canine features, cat-wolf people.

    • @WintersTheSixth
      @WintersTheSixth Год назад +15

      "THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO CAT GIRLS YOU FUCKING NIDS!"

    • @purevert
      @purevert Год назад +11

      Those damn tyranids, they dare attack the cat and wolf people.

  • @forksandspoons7272
    @forksandspoons7272 Год назад +13

    Damn! The quality of various stories here varies a fair bit. I have to hand it to this author. They know how to spin a yarn. 👏👏👏👏

  • @spacetechempire510
    @spacetechempire510 4 года назад +114

    SPOILER
    “To them all life matters ....except for the krezill hive. (Explicit) the krezill hive”
    Are we sure the narrator is not partly human. Cuz that shure seams like a human response.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 года назад +11

      How long have humans been around? Cause if they've been around for a while, some human mannerisms may have been into the alien cultures.

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 3 года назад +8

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim humans might of been around for at least 30 years.

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune Год назад +1

      He was quoting humans on the matter.

  • @crayonchomper1180
    @crayonchomper1180 3 года назад +54

    I hope Humanity took DNA samples (as in the full genome) of the Wolf-cat species, it would really suck if they didn't and just let them get wiped out

    • @strikethespike816
      @strikethespike816 3 года назад +7

      I think the evacuated some of them so wolf-cat people live on

    • @JaneAria
      @JaneAria 3 года назад +12

      they took samples from all the planets to preserve it

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 года назад +13

      They evacuated some of the civilians, so if they didn't, they still could.

    • @ennellyvonswortts4223
      @ennellyvonswortts4223 7 месяцев назад +3

      The question is, what is "some" of the locals? There's a vast difference between a couple ship-fulls and a few million.

  • @donchichivagabond1578
    @donchichivagabond1578 11 месяцев назад +5

    Ancient human entertainment has been used to develop a battle plan in the future.

  • @jimdemertzim1
    @jimdemertzim1 2 года назад +14

    So Aparently the entire universe agrees that space locust sucks

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 года назад +30

    All life is precious against the chisel hive. Frick the chisel hive.

  • @ufoe20011
    @ufoe20011 Год назад +6

    New wepon idea. Instead of wormholeing the heart of a star out. Open a fuck off wormhole near the enemy fleet INTO the heart of a blackhole . Just suck up the whole damn fleet.

    • @Ackalan
      @Ackalan 7 месяцев назад

      That idea might run into time dilation issues.

  • @CRONNOS95
    @CRONNOS95 2 года назад +18

    That fight scene was just perfect, I love a good last stand.

  • @Ackalan
    @Ackalan 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hive: "Mmmm... Food..."
    Humanity: *Bites hand*
    Hive: "Hmm... Better close that door, that food is sharp."

  • @werewolf4358
    @werewolf4358 2 года назад +7

    Humans in the Golden Age of Technology vs Tyranids.
    Pretty dope

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 года назад

      Not quite Golden Age of Technology, they didn't have black-hole cannons, but pretty close.

    • @starsetgamer8914
      @starsetgamer8914 2 года назад

      @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 you forgot the time travel to make you go a second back and foreward to cause you to hit yourself exploding, or the near invulnerable ship hulls, and the even scarier ground forces

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 года назад

      @@starsetgamer8914 or the fact that most of what exists in 40k as far as weaponry is concerned, is what the golden/dark age of technology would consider to be either civilian agricultural equipment or light scouting vehicles.

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 4 года назад +12

    Forkin great work

  • @miguelcolon5701
    @miguelcolon5701 3 года назад +14

    Frick the hive

  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake Месяц назад

    That is one of the best. It doesn't *need* a re-recording, but it is worthy of the effort.

  • @renewalacumen1770
    @renewalacumen1770 3 года назад +17

    So Enders game, but more black and white.

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 2 года назад +2

      Enders game was a single attack by the bugs then a total withdraw.

    • @Swordfish42
      @Swordfish42 2 года назад +3

      Really not at all, only similarity is a hive species. Other than that there are really none

  • @AFriend21
    @AFriend21 Год назад +5

    YEAH FREAK THE HIVE

  • @darkkrafter
    @darkkrafter 3 года назад +7

    This was a realy cool and creatief onen

  • @LegendStormcrow
    @LegendStormcrow 2 года назад +4

    That was lovely, but I still give my life to the Swarm.

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 4 года назад +6

    keeper going

  • @lukeshort2960
    @lukeshort2960 4 года назад +21

    if only we humans were truly like this.....

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  4 года назад +25

      something to aspire to be

    • @asandrewsilvaw
      @asandrewsilvaw 4 года назад +22

      We can only get better, we must get better.

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 4 года назад +3

      H-Town_F2 if not for us then for thoughts who come after us.

    • @_sky_3123
      @_sky_3123 4 года назад +5

      These are future humans, I would hope they would be like this. Would be really proud to have an offspring like that.

    • @ashleycroydon9743
      @ashleycroydon9743 4 года назад +6

      We may stumble every so often but you have to admit that we as a species will always strive for greater things. Road to hell is paved by good intentions that’s why I love this species We still here baby 💯💯🇦🇺🇦🇺❤️❤️🙌🏾

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 года назад +8

    For the algorithm

  • @SilverMKI
    @SilverMKI Год назад +1

    Fantastic story, well read.

  • @t.j.cornett7495
    @t.j.cornett7495 Год назад +1

    All life is sacred until it's a threat or food.

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Год назад

    Thank You for the reading

  • @000Krim
    @000Krim 3 года назад +2

    Zerg!

  • @slatondragon
    @slatondragon Год назад

    great story again! thanks

  • @johnwilliams7885
    @johnwilliams7885 Год назад

    This one was a good one. Loved the ending

  • @leadingauctions8440
    @leadingauctions8440 Год назад

    This story was intricate and amazing.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 года назад +4

    FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 2 месяца назад

    4 da AL GORE RHYTHM! 🪘

  • @918guy
    @918guy 5 месяцев назад

    All hail Jeff!

  • @jonahingram3496
    @jonahingram3496 2 года назад

    The last bit about the dying human made me sad kinda touching

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 года назад +3

    F.T.A.

  • @robertt.walzel4648
    @robertt.walzel4648 3 месяца назад

    Freck that hive!

  • @johnnyrotten3175
    @johnnyrotten3175 8 месяцев назад

    4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

  • @Dk8250
    @Dk8250 2 года назад

    Dam Tyranids

  • @johnathanstephenson8107
    @johnathanstephenson8107 3 года назад

    For the algorithm! ;D

  • @darkhorse13golfgaming
    @darkhorse13golfgaming 2 года назад

    That last line 😂😂😂😂

  • @jeff669
    @jeff669 3 года назад

    Bump

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 года назад

    To please the algorithm

  • @TheyCalledMeT
    @TheyCalledMeT Год назад +1

    37:12 and we live in a weird time where this sentence is deemed racist

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад

    91st, 9 September 2023

  • @earmunchermuncher7639
    @earmunchermuncher7639 3 месяца назад

    Fta

  • @Azarath304
    @Azarath304 2 года назад +1

    Wonder how many people didn't like this video because the count was 777?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 года назад

      lucky for some , unlucky for others

    • @minecraft425
      @minecraft425 Год назад

      Probably not that many kinda human instinct to up it to target numbers, triple 7 was almost certainly the goal not the dislike it self.