r/IDontWorkHereLady - Karen Attacks Me and Calls Cops to "Teach Me a Lesson!" It Backfires!

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @Lyndiloo
    @Lyndiloo 8 месяцев назад +268

    "I SAID YOU SHOULD HIRE PEOPLE THAT SPEAK ENGLISH"
    "Do you even understand English? I just said I don't work here. In English."

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 8 месяцев назад

      No, she doesn't speak English, she's speaks "I'm the Master, You're the Slave" speak. That's a dying language

    • @BatmanSeRiedeTi
      @BatmanSeRiedeTi 8 месяцев назад +12

      How comes nobody speaks english in THE LAND OF ITALIAN NAVIGATOR AND CARTOGRAPHER AMERICO VESPUCCI??!!! MADNESS!!

    • @hackcubit9663
      @hackcubit9663 8 месяцев назад +18

      That was my reaction too. "What good would it do us to hire people whose native tongue is English when you're clearly incapable of understanding it in the first place?!"

    • @brioneejohnson1035
      @brioneejohnson1035 7 месяцев назад

      Hire all cultural world that don't talk English and let them speak in they language to the karens 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @roguedisciple2966
      @roguedisciple2966 7 месяцев назад

      My favorite comeback to these type of "people" is "do you have comprehension issue due to you cognitive faculties being impaired"

  • @stuckinmopro8533
    @stuckinmopro8533 8 месяцев назад +302

    For everyone who enjoys videos about horrible Karens can we all swear an oath that we will press charges when a Karen attacks us!

    • @Tyrunner0097
      @Tyrunner0097 8 месяцев назад +13

      Oh I'll easily do so. No exceptions."

    • @sandybruce9092
      @sandybruce9092 8 месяцев назад +9

      Absolutely! Please!!!

    • @weirdredpanda
      @weirdredpanda 8 месяцев назад +9

      Absolutely!

    • @TheAbsolutistsCreed
      @TheAbsolutistsCreed 8 месяцев назад +13

      Who says anything about pressing charges? I'm fighting back!

    • @davidtallman-my4os
      @davidtallman-my4os 8 месяцев назад +12

      Yes, a paper trail needs to be established for these assaultive & threatening Karens!

  • @CGossRunnn
    @CGossRunnn 8 месяцев назад +118

    Her milkshake brought all the cops to the yard 😂

  • @1gunnerShock
    @1gunnerShock 8 месяцев назад +113

    A GLASS MILKSHAKE?!!
    If that had broke on OP things could’ve gotten real bad, damn right she gets an assault charge

    • @Stonedsheepu8906
      @Stonedsheepu8906 8 месяцев назад +9

      Maaaan if it were me, *I* might’ve caught a case. My first instinct if someone throws something at me is to catch it and throw it back at them😭😂

  • @traceypotter7669
    @traceypotter7669 8 месяцев назад +77

    "The garden where I used to grow my f£%&@ had been paved over " 😂I'm totally stealing that. Thank you!!

  • @computernerd1101
    @computernerd1101 8 месяцев назад +145

    Story 1: I would have told that Karen, "I'm telling you, in English, that I don't work here, and you're complaining about people other than yourself not speaking English?"

    • @fluidwolf
      @fluidwolf 8 месяцев назад +20

      Yeah that's super dumb. "Why does no one here speak english?!" "I just told you several times in english I do not work here and you have not listened so apparently speaking the right language is not the issue but your lack of listening skills"

    • @BatmanSeRiedeTi
      @BatmanSeRiedeTi 8 месяцев назад +6

      Better yet, answer in italian, after all she is enfatic on this being the land of italian navigator AMERICO VESPUCCI!!

    • @Some_Guy_6
      @Some_Guy_6 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@fluidwolf I would have asked her what the phone number was of her insane asylum.

    • @Danceofmasks
      @Danceofmasks 8 месяцев назад +1

      You all are way too nice. If some crazy bat were screaming in my face. I'd give her a 5 second warning. And because I'm an honourable person, I'd have to follow through on my word when ignored.

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 8 месяцев назад +80

    You know it's gonna be good when OP describes what they're wearing like they're a wizard from Harry Potter disguised as a muggle.

  • @Lynn-kh5rs
    @Lynn-kh5rs 8 месяцев назад +46

    Last story- Yeah, that's a big no. I'm petty enough that when she started to scream at me on the phone I would have told her that I would be returning her package to the post office the next day on my mail run. In other words marked as "wrong address". Let the Post Office deal with it and have it sent back to Amazon.

    • @sesshomaruslover1
      @sesshomaruslover1 8 месяцев назад +7

      Better yet have them mark it as suspicious or fraudulent it goes to an inspector and straight to dead mail so no one can have it

    • @ManicMindsStudio
      @ManicMindsStudio 3 месяца назад

      😊

  • @CaptainIchimaruGin
    @CaptainIchimaruGin 8 месяцев назад +54

    Third Story: Karen just landed herself an Assault on a minor charge.

  • @alsinakiria
    @alsinakiria 8 месяцев назад +34

    It's wild talking to a narcissist. They literally can't conceptualize being wrong. They will rewriting history in their own heads to justify being correct. It's insane and aggravating.

    • @robingibson6561
      @robingibson6561 8 месяцев назад +5

      History has already been rewritten and presented as fact and correct...Narcissism has been around for all time.

    • @iononcantomascrivo
      @iononcantomascrivo 8 месяцев назад +4

      It's true. It's not that narcissists always think they're right. It's that they never think they're wrong. They can't compute anything outside their circular logic or toxic narrow-minded thinking. I mean, in the end they might get what they want, but at what cost?

  • @dragonsinwr4th
    @dragonsinwr4th 8 месяцев назад +13

    "The garden where I used to grow my F's has been paved over" had my dying 😂😂😂

    • @Frankjc3rd
      @Frankjc3rd 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'm going to try and remember anorexic Gorgon!

  • @NateWilliams-h8q
    @NateWilliams-h8q 8 месяцев назад +89

    That 61 year old man in story 3 is what I hope to be when I grow up 😂

    • @kitsuinarinightshade4474
      @kitsuinarinightshade4474 8 месяцев назад +3

      Same! 🤣

    • @aduckofsomesort
      @aduckofsomesort 8 месяцев назад +1

      You want to be a boring old man who has to make up stories on Reddit and call people anorexic as an insult?

    • @weirdredpanda
      @weirdredpanda 8 месяцев назад +2

      Same!

    • @condorboss3339
      @condorboss3339 8 месяцев назад +4

      I'm over 61 and I promise you I have not grown up!

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 8 месяцев назад +5

      I'm 67, and I'd be doing the same! 😅

  • @JWRogersPS
    @JWRogersPS 8 месяцев назад +50

    Last story: I would have held the package until my next trip to the PO. I would have given to one of the clerks and told them "There's no such person at this address." Done. Not my monkeys, not my circus.

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 8 месяцев назад +11

      We can bet OP did just that the next time it happened. 😅

    • @sesshomaruslover1
      @sesshomaruslover1 8 месяцев назад +4

      tell them you have reason to suspect it might be a fraudulent package

    • @schwingedeshaehers
      @schwingedeshaehers 8 месяцев назад +4

      or call the police. you got a package, where illegal things could be in there.

    • @Phil-cn9xc
      @Phil-cn9xc 8 месяцев назад +2

      I hope OP asked for proper identification- make sure it is HER package! And piss her off more- LOL

    • @ShadowTaipan
      @ShadowTaipan 8 месяцев назад +1

      In her defense, Amazon does sometimes screw up deliveries and outright lies about order delivery.
      "Handed to resident" to a package they put at the end of my driveway. And this is a 50ft driveway.

  • @tmntfangirl4700
    @tmntfangirl4700 8 месяцев назад +53

    Story 3 - Nicely done OP. I seriously don’t understand why people think it’s their right to hit or slap people when they don’t get what they want.

    • @brendanboomhour7606
      @brendanboomhour7606 8 месяцев назад +14

      Because some people think they're above anyone who does a "lowly retail job", when those people definitely aren't, they're so far below those they belittle the meter has long since broken

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 8 месяцев назад +10

      It's like a slave master creaking a whip. If they scare you then they control you.

    • @weirdredpanda
      @weirdredpanda 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@girl1213Wow! I'm going to remember that. Well said!

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 8 месяцев назад +1

      It's how she got attention at five, throwing a tantrum and smacking people Her permissive parents never said "NO!" or gave her a well-deserved spanking. 🤨

  • @cyndib511
    @cyndib511 8 месяцев назад +44

    Never ever ever ever use the words "I'm sorry" when dealing with a Karen.

    • @kitarrah1422
      @kitarrah1422 8 месяцев назад

      Or "Can I help you?" It just cements in their pea-sized brains that you work there!

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 8 месяцев назад +10

      And never say "I ACTUALLY don't work here." It sounds like, maybe you kinda might. Say it with force, yell it in her face so she smells what you had for breakfast yesterday! 🤨

    • @ms.c.j.
      @ms.c.j. 8 месяцев назад

      I keep saying this to myself every time I see “I’m sorry…” or the “can I help you…” 🤦‍♀️
      Another one. Stop. Calling. These. Bitches. Lady! They aren’t!

    • @Jerseybytes2
      @Jerseybytes2 8 месяцев назад +6

      my husband had to deal with a couple of karens when he worked from home during 2020, so I'll call em phone Karens.
      after the first 2 or so I could tell whenever the other person was cursing him because he would have this angry frown on his face like he wanted to tare her apart. but he'd say nothing at first. then he'd say, "MA'AM I grew up in a farm and was in the Navy for 20 years. I CAN outcurse you" ... funny enough, no one took him up on his offer.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 8 месяцев назад +16

    Sliced turkey story: At least Karen didn't hit you with the turkey. Too bad the turkey probably had to be thrown out at that point.
    Milkshake assault story: I hope Karen also enjoyed going hungry that night, because I doubt the police fed her at the jail.
    Slap assault story: Well done OP!!! That was a great line about the devil saying Karen was up. I'll have to remember it. But good move in getting the kid to call his parents. Even better that Karen wound up with an involuntary psych hold. Wow!
    Package story: Agreed! But I wouldn't throw her stuff in the trash. I wouldn't call her either. I'd just take anything back to the post office the next day and let them return it to Amazon or wherever and let her deal with that.

  • @wendyhamm9722
    @wendyhamm9722 8 месяцев назад +13

    👍👍 to the OP in story 3, standing up for the kid. He didn't have to but he did.

  • @ScaryMannJK
    @ScaryMannJK 8 месяцев назад +26

    “You apparently can’t speak English, either! I’ve told you multiple times that I don’t work here!”

    • @star-boltlover9609
      @star-boltlover9609 8 месяцев назад +1

      Actually, I think the term is "Karen"

    • @ScaryMannJK
      @ScaryMannJK 8 месяцев назад +4

      She speaks English, she just doesn’t listen to it

  • @tommccawley
    @tommccawley 8 месяцев назад +4

    Always satisfying when they get charged with resisting arrest as the cherry on top.

  • @PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings
    @PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings 8 месяцев назад +46

    Story 1: I AGREE WITH OP!!! Entitled Meat Karen, AMERICA WAS BORN FROM MANY DIFFERENT PLACES!!! Some even come here for a better life!!! One of my great-relatives came from Sweden so I appreciate her for finding a better life because if she didn’t do that, some of my family wouldn’t even be born!!! And I’m very appreciative and grateful her for it despite not knowing her!!

    • @NateWilliams-h8q
      @NateWilliams-h8q 8 месяцев назад

      I hate it when people throw around the "melting pot" BS. I was born in the midwest. Guess what that makes me? A NATIVE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Let's stop using this nonsense language that these wokies have pushed on us.

    • @JadenYukifan28
      @JadenYukifan28 8 месяцев назад +3

      Maybe if there weren't any entitled people, the world would be a better place....

    • @drakofox1362
      @drakofox1362 8 месяцев назад +4

      One of the reasons i like AMERICA DIFFERENT CULTURES AND FOOD mostly the food

    • @shannonp1656
      @shannonp1656 8 месяцев назад

      Yes! We are all descended from immigrants, it's only a matter of generations or years.

    • @alicewilloughby4318
      @alicewilloughby4318 8 месяцев назад +5

      Even the Native Americans came here across the Bering Strait(sp?).

  • @tmntfangirl4700
    @tmntfangirl4700 8 месяцев назад +32

    Story 2 - Why do people think that throwing things at others when they don’t get what they want doesn’t come with consequences?

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 8 месяцев назад +10

      Because to them, throwing things is supposed to intimidate you into submission. You're supposed to go on your knees and beg for forgiveness from them. 😑

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 8 месяцев назад +7

      She never progressed mentally past her five-year-old tantrums.

    • @ellie8461
      @ellie8461 8 месяцев назад

      Just reminds me of “This bitch empty.” “YEET”- 🤾‍♀️

    • @robingibson6561
      @robingibson6561 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@girl1213oh, so true...pathetic

  • @larrywest42
    @larrywest42 8 месяцев назад +14

    Story 2: people gotta stop saying "sorry" to a-holes when not required.
    Don't act subservient. Be calm and assertive and state the simple facts: "I. Do. Not. Work. Here."
    If they persist, ask whether they have a caregiver who can assist them, or a number to call to get them back home.

    • @mondenkindqueen
      @mondenkindqueen 8 месяцев назад

      Or pull the uno reverse and treat them like the servant they think you are.

  • @nikoknightpuppetproduction369
    @nikoknightpuppetproduction369 8 месяцев назад +4

    I actually had a co-worker that was just like the Karen in the last story. She would cuss, belittle and mistreat the kindest people who helped her. I had to quit my job because I could not stand being around her. 4 years I work with her in the same office. I had to seek professional help because of the constant trauma I faced every day.

  • @AlexOvTheAbyss
    @AlexOvTheAbyss 8 месяцев назад +14

    That last story - I'd be so thankful if someone did that for me. I've had a number of packages sent to me that never arrived, and I have no idea what happened to them. Probably thrown away or kept

    • @gorilladisco9108
      @gorilladisco9108 8 месяцев назад

      @davidpawson9047 Are porch pirates common occurrence in the US? Why don't you have locked gate on your home? In my country, we _always_ have locked gate, and the delivery people always put packages inside the gate and push it further inside, out of reach of (casual) porch pirates.

    • @onerva0001
      @onerva0001 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@gorilladisco9108in my country, it's a practise to not leave the package, if the reciever is not home they take the packade and come back later.

    • @gorilladisco9108
      @gorilladisco9108 7 месяцев назад

      @@onerva0001 Well, that's suck for everybody who works 9 to 5.

  • @jong3461
    @jong3461 8 месяцев назад +13

    For mislabelled parcel, should return it to seller. As she would no be able to prove who she was.

  • @bdnightshade
    @bdnightshade 8 месяцев назад +7

    I can't wait until retirement, so I can pave over my garden of F's, content in the knowledge that I will no longer have to tolerate the Karens of the world of customer interaction. Four more years, baby, then the garden of F's is toast.

  • @empressmarowynn
    @empressmarowynn 8 месяцев назад +3

    I once got a random package delivered to my house by mistake. Since the label had the sender's phone number on it I was able to call and explain. Turns out she had meant to send it to blah blah boulevard but wrote blah blah street, which is my address. It was a couple neighborhoods over. The sender lived in an entirely different state so I offered to take it to the correct location. She was super apologetic for the mistake and thanked me about twenty times for taking it. Totally different from the insane karen in story 4.

  • @HildagardeGaming
    @HildagardeGaming 8 месяцев назад +8

    With Story 4, I would've taken it another step and called the cops. I have a strange package with unusual delivery instructions that Karen is calling "Medicine" despite it being some sort of "cosmetic product". Even if it's from Amazon, it raised quite a few red flags in my head.

  • @Rylosalex
    @Rylosalex 8 месяцев назад +2

    Story 3: Loved that part about the Devil groaning "Oh God! She's up!"

  • @kailyngibbs161
    @kailyngibbs161 8 месяцев назад +4

    "The garden where I used to grow my f***s has been paved over!" I died at this one!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need this on a shirt NOW!!!!!

  • @BPJD2004
    @BPJD2004 3 месяца назад +1

    I just wanna say that OP of story 3 is my hero.

  • @alantran4901
    @alantran4901 8 месяцев назад +121

    Story 2: Amazing how the woman think that throwing food and assaulting someone would have the police on her side when police are already have protocol to look at the cameras first before arresting someone.

    • @Azulakayes
      @Azulakayes 8 месяцев назад

      Or that if she threw the milkshake at the 'service worker', her food would magically appear at her table. Sure Karen, assaulting wait staff makes them work faster. Karen brains are absolutely devoid of logic.

    • @Arcane_Route_66
      @Arcane_Route_66 8 месяцев назад +17

      Some people don't see reasoning past their rage.

    • @reinasherman8009
      @reinasherman8009 8 месяцев назад +12

      Karen's always think they are right.

    • @kranberry3318
      @kranberry3318 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@reinasherman8009 Main Character Syndrome

    • @flashstudiosguy
      @flashstudiosguy 8 месяцев назад

      I'm no Cop,but if you're sitting there with a super smug grin whilst talking to me,you're DEFINITELY trying to sell me some 🐂💩 and,hate to break it to you, I AIN'T buying...

  • @gregorythomas333
    @gregorythomas333 8 месяцев назад +5

    Story 3: Karen even admitted to OP that people all over the place tell her they don't work there...this one really is crazy...good riddance to bad garbage!
    Story 4: Honestly I would have just taken the package back to the post office and told them it's the wrong address so they should return it to Amazon (Yup I am THAT petty with a Karen)

  • @RunnyBabbitMom
    @RunnyBabbitMom 8 месяцев назад +3

    Story 2. There's no telling how many times she has gotten away with assaulting people before she finally found a police officer who held her accountable.

  • @oprime
    @oprime 8 месяцев назад +2

    I would love to one day read where someone responded to someone who threatens to fire someone who doesn't work for them by shooting as loudly as possible, "Alright! I have had it! Get someone else because...I QUIT!" And then they would pretend to storm off. I bet that would just leave the threatening Karen sputtering and wondering who to threaten next to get whatever they wanted done when you'd just taken the whole reason for them to try and intimidate you(as if you'd actually worked there) and quit on them! Lol!

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 8 месяцев назад +37

    Story 4: I was wondering why Karen was being so insistent on everything except actually grabbing the package herself, and then it turns out she is that lazy. And based on the instructions, you'd think she was ordering super important, but it was just beauty products

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 8 месяцев назад +1

      And no doubt those "beauty products" don't do her a bit of good. The old saying about pigs and lipstick comes to mind. 😅

    • @gorilladisco9108
      @gorilladisco9108 8 месяцев назад

      It's dildo.

  • @jayschoenhaaar5369
    @jayschoenhaaar5369 8 месяцев назад +5

    My favorite revenge for when people complain about people not speaking English is to respond in a foreign language or Lenape.😂

    • @mondenkindqueen
      @mondenkindqueen 8 месяцев назад +3

      I know enough sign language vocabulary to embarrass a Karen.

  • @tmntfangirl4700
    @tmntfangirl4700 8 месяцев назад +6

    Final Story - Wooow. OP handled that amazingly well IMO. I also love how the maintenance guys took their time moving just to piss off Karen even more.😂😂😂😂

  • @wstavis3135
    @wstavis3135 8 месяцев назад +2

    Story three had me laughing out loud. "OK, I helped"😂😂😂

  • @larrywest42
    @larrywest42 8 месяцев назад +7

    6:20 "that Karen totally lives in her own world" - well, hopefully not for the next 6-12 months, assuming those were misdemeanor charges.

  • @bryanprime3438
    @bryanprime3438 8 месяцев назад +7

    Yeesh some people. You try to help them and be polite only to get yelled at

  • @nightdweller6446
    @nightdweller6446 8 месяцев назад +3

    S1. Maybe English comprehension should be a compulsory lesson for Karens?
    S3. I've got that garden or rather it's a field of ducks that have flown. But this OP? You're a damn legend! Well provoked and perfect outcome.

  • @jimmiemurvin1871
    @jimmiemurvin1871 8 месяцев назад +9

    As spring approaches, will we be getting green grass and flowers under the tree and in the house's garden?

  • @larrywest42
    @larrywest42 8 месяцев назад +3

    Story 4: after _that_ call, I'd have put the package in the nearest USPS mailbox, and if it ended up in my PO box again, I'd hand it over to the desk clerk to let them deal with her.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 8 месяцев назад +34

    Story 2: Anger issues much? Throwing a milkshake at people is NOT how people will help you.

    • @JadenYukifan28
      @JadenYukifan28 8 месяцев назад +1

      I've now concluded that Karen's have x-ray vision.... *sweatdrops*

    • @loganthomas3575
      @loganthomas3575 8 месяцев назад

      If she did that in Ireland, Karen would get a bunch of fives in her face.

  • @DalokiMauvais
    @DalokiMauvais 8 месяцев назад +16

    Last story - I really, REALLY hope OP's company DOES get another package for her. Although since he told her he would throw it out, it would be better to return it to Amazon for "not at this address" for self-protection.

    • @laugesen18
      @laugesen18 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, that’s I’m hoping for too😂😂😂😂

  • @SF_Carter
    @SF_Carter 8 месяцев назад +2

    Ah, how I love to see the so-smug looks on the Karens - "Ha! I got my way! You're done!" - get utterly WIPED away... Replaced by Shocked Pikachu Face, when THEY are hauled away!

  • @justmyopinion3450
    @justmyopinion3450 8 месяцев назад +3

    The last story? I would have just taken the package back to the PO to return to Amazon.

  • @ianhehir8038
    @ianhehir8038 8 месяцев назад +1

    Last story: i used to pick up the office mail from our local PO, something like this parcel arrived sometimes, I just wrote across the front "not at this address, return to sender". Problem solved!

  • @nikoknightpuppetproduction369
    @nikoknightpuppetproduction369 8 месяцев назад +4

    ALL Narcissist believe they do NO wrong and always in the right. They believe they are the only soul watching humanity as characters are born to serve them.

  • @tmntfangirl4700
    @tmntfangirl4700 8 месяцев назад +9

    Story 1 - Yeah OP is right, that Karen was definitely TA. And with everything going up in price nowadays we can’t afford to waste money.

  • @22Tesla
    @22Tesla 8 месяцев назад +3

    Story 2: what I wouldn't give just to see what that woman's face looked like the second she realized that she was the one who was getting in trouble😂

  • @joeljentelson3810
    @joeljentelson3810 8 месяцев назад +1

    If anyone has a problem receiving their packages from Amazon, they need to call Customer Service. The drivers are no help and too busy to care. If you receive someone else's package and it's for a neighbor, just give it to them and tell them to call Customer Service. If you get a package with the wrong address that's from a different block, then it's yours to keep. It's up to the customer to call Customer Service and straighten out the issue.

  • @SaiyanSweetheart45
    @SaiyanSweetheart45 8 месяцев назад +3

    If I was at that store in Story 1 and I saw Karen just toss that turkey on the trash, if it wasn't fit for humans, and they didn't use something unsafe for animals on the floor, I'd take it home to my dogs and cats. They wouldn't care how the turkey was sliced

  • @marshalllee6853
    @marshalllee6853 8 месяцев назад +5

    Please do some i DO work here lady soon! I miss hearing those stories

  • @davidhuez7027
    @davidhuez7027 8 месяцев назад +1

    Story 2 calling karen out was great

  • @SIXPACFISH
    @SIXPACFISH 8 месяцев назад +5

    Story 2. If someone throws a drink on you, hug them and don't let them go.

  • @Galaxy1001D
    @Galaxy1001D 8 месяцев назад +3

    Story 1: Her: WHY DO YOU HIRE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH?
    Me: DO {YOU} SPEAK ENGLISH? ENGLISH MOTHER DUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? ANSWER MY QUESTION! DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
    Story 4: Her: You better bring me my package! it's important!
    Me: If it's important you're going to drop that attitude right now, or I'm throwing it away and pretending I've never heard of you. Those are you're options. Choose.

  • @jamesbell7696
    @jamesbell7696 8 месяцев назад +2

    It is SO ANNOYING when people tell Karens, "I'm sorry." Don't be. Don't say that. It empowers them. The proper response when a Karen grabs you is, "Unhand me, foul beast!"

    • @mondenkindqueen
      @mondenkindqueen 8 месяцев назад

      “Back! Back to the pits from whence you came!”

  • @BridgetKF
    @BridgetKF 8 месяцев назад +5

    Heh, speaking of karens being arrested, I read a reddit not long ago of a woman whose mother in law decided to call the cops because her husband, the mother-in-law's son, refused to divorce her and "come home". The MIL was apparently screaming that the woman was "kidnapping her son" and "holding him hostage".
    LOL IN the end, the MIL got arrested, and got charged with assaulting a police officer, because the woman was ordered to leave, refused to leave and was trying to smash the glass on the door of the house to get in, cop went to stop her, and the woman grabbed one of the pieces of glass and stabbed the cop's arm when he grabbed ahold of her arm to pull her away from the door.

  • @Tyrunner0097
    @Tyrunner0097 8 месяцев назад +3

    Story 1: my first reply to her comment about nobody knowing English would be, "Well, you understand English just as well as she does, because I've told you multiple times I DON'T WORK HERE. Comprende? Verstande? UNDERSTAND-DA-ENGLISH, DUMMY?"

  • @debbiethomas2622
    @debbiethomas2622 8 месяцев назад +2

    First story: how about you LISTEN IN ENGLISH!
    Second story: didn't you notice that i had JUST STOOD UP!
    Third story: strike me, you'll be lucky to still be vertical
    Forth story: i need to do what again, why? I would have hung up way before most of this convo!
    You're inconvenienced... hold up, got to find my microscopic violin 🎻

  • @serendipitous_discoveries
    @serendipitous_discoveries 8 месяцев назад +6

    First story: Some poor turkey died for that 😢

  • @fredashay
    @fredashay 8 месяцев назад +2

    I would have wrote WRONG ADDRESS -- RETURN TO SENDER on the package and taken it to a post office that first day on my way home and then told the Karen that's what I did with her package when she cam in the second day.

  • @The_Forge_Master
    @The_Forge_Master 8 месяцев назад +1

    Story 4: I have a great line for people like this. "The only reason people will visit your grave is to piss on it."

  • @flamingmonkeyxii
    @flamingmonkeyxii 8 месяцев назад +2

    Story 2 she gets arrested for resisting arrest and she doesn't describe it? Sinfull!

  • @phoebegreig6523
    @phoebegreig6523 8 месяцев назад +1

    Woman is lucky in that last story. I would have put: Return To Sender.. on her package and let her deal with Amazon 😂😂

  • @LDuncanKelly
    @LDuncanKelly 8 месяцев назад +3

    Third story: hopefully karen was doing the "thorazine shuffle" during her stay in the squirrel factory... 😎

  • @AnimaMandala
    @AnimaMandala 8 месяцев назад +2

    Story 2: Karen should be grateful that all she stupidly decided to throw was a milkshake. Can you imagine if it was red wine? If cops saw what looked to be OP stained with fresh blood, they'd have Karen on the floor in no time.

  • @lycanthis9963
    @lycanthis9963 8 месяцев назад

    S2: I can just imagine OP just casually dodging those flying objects with a smirk on his face and quipping n the fly like it's just another day at the office.

  • @wfcoaker1398
    @wfcoaker1398 8 месяцев назад +2

    You read my story! Thanks so much.

    • @heathermiller5765
      @heathermiller5765 8 месяцев назад

      Which one was it? 😊

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 8 месяцев назад

      @@heathermiller5765 The "anorexic gorgon" one.

  • @Noonespecial-qp4sl
    @Noonespecial-qp4sl 8 месяцев назад +2

    If you're in a store, wearing plaid shorts a band t shirt and crocs, why, just why do the think you work there? How does a human, even with bad eyesight, think you're at work? How? Just how? Stupidity must be catchy. Beware!

  • @ruthdubb3274
    @ruthdubb3274 Месяц назад

    The garden where I used to grow my effs has been paved over. 😂😂😂😂

  • @VidWatcher01
    @VidWatcher01 8 месяцев назад +3

    Wow that Karen are is going away for a looong time for assaulting a minor.

  • @billthecat666
    @billthecat666 28 дней назад +1

    I would've thrown out the package.

  • @jamiepatterson1214
    @jamiepatterson1214 8 месяцев назад +1

    The guy looking for a new coffee pot was a scream. He pushed all the right buttons on that Karen. For someone to do what Karen did in that store is proof she was more than a few bricks shy of a full load. She needed that stint in the psych hospital.
    If Karen didn't like how the person in the deli sliced the turkey, why didn't she just buy a turkey and slice it herself. Deli workers often ask how someone wants the meat sliced. Maybe she should have told the deli worker how she wanted the turkey sliced. Instead, she gets bent out of shape and wastes meat someone else would have gladly accepted.
    Why did Karen get all bent out of shape when her mail ended up in another PO Box? She was told why it happened and that the person was nice enough to contact her instead of keeping the package. If that happens again, they should take the package to the window and tell the employee it isn't their package. That way the lady can deal with the USPS nightmare for herself.

  • @chtal64147
    @chtal64147 8 месяцев назад +4

    Poor turkey and milkshake... if you dont want your food, I love milkshakes and other people would love the turkey. Just share, dont throw it on the ground...

    • @mondenkindqueen
      @mondenkindqueen 8 месяцев назад

      The alley cats could have eaten that turkey.

  • @yukikitsune7366
    @yukikitsune7366 8 месяцев назад +2

    The 3rd story reminds me of the song by Thomas Benjamin Wild called I've No More Fucks To Give.

  • @ChasoGod
    @ChasoGod 8 месяцев назад +1

    Last Story
    Im guessing that later they find another package for Karen in their mail, and being true to their word just tosses it in the trash. Then they'll get a call from Karen who will demand if they accidentally got her mail again, OP will explain that their word and trashed it, which eill then set Karen off.

  • @WishfulThinkingArt
    @WishfulThinkingArt 8 месяцев назад +1

    Story 1: oh yeah, Karen? And whose side do you expect the police to take when they see OP covered in milkshake? 🙄

  • @GuyEggertjr
    @GuyEggertjr 6 месяцев назад +1

    The devil says "O GOD SHE'S UP" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrider100
    @mrider100 7 месяцев назад

    That Karen was a couple dilithium crystals short of full power.

  • @DalokiMauvais
    @DalokiMauvais 8 месяцев назад +4

    #2 - story doesn't say how old the kids are, but I'll bet they are young enough to be removed from her custody - permanently. I hope to hell they were.

    • @star-boltlover9609
      @star-boltlover9609 8 месяцев назад +2

      And old enough to realize what Mom is doing is not okay

  • @inkdevil_gamer1374
    @inkdevil_gamer1374 8 месяцев назад +1

    Karen in the restaurant story obviously doesn't know how the accusation of theft Works since she didn't pay for the food, the food was still technically property of the restaurant until she paid her bill at the end. Not to mention you don't throw things at employees when you want service

  • @TheDarkLink7
    @TheDarkLink7 8 месяцев назад +6

    An IDWHL after visiting a place people would Fall head over heals to propose at. Sweet and yes this is the US side of it

  • @chrissimmons9743
    @chrissimmons9743 8 месяцев назад +2

    13:47
    So, while it obviously doesn't justify how this woman handled the situation, like her or hate her she may be spittin straight facts. My mom has been asking Amazon to deliver to the back door of our house at least since i was in High School (Class of 2018), and it's only been within about the last year or so that we've stopped getting packages delivered to the front door, so this very well could be Amazon/Bezos incompetence leading the woman's package(s) to the OP's PO Box instead of her's.

  • @darwinskeeper421
    @darwinskeeper421 8 месяцев назад +2

    Story 3: OP's F garden hasn't been totally paved over, he cared enough to help a young guy deal with a Karen.

  • @tootietole9110
    @tootietole9110 8 месяцев назад +3

    I can't believe it been 3years since I found you Fluff best 3years.❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Spyro757
    @Spyro757 8 месяцев назад

    Be sure to make the Karen’s life hell without being caught lol

  • @novabrilliant4510
    @novabrilliant4510 8 месяцев назад

    The biggest crime is wasting a perfectly good milk shake 😅

  • @cadmium.sulfide
    @cadmium.sulfide 8 месяцев назад

    I've been listening for a few months now. Love the stories! Always good for a laugh.
    I must have missed it somewhere, though, so I keep wondering...who's Stevie-Boy? 😄

  • @debtompkins5363
    @debtompkins5363 8 месяцев назад

    yeah, I was waiting for him to demand she prove she was the person the package was addressed to...

  • @raynettescoggins702
    @raynettescoggins702 7 месяцев назад

    For the package situaiton, unless it's your neighbor or someone you know, never contact someone about their package, give it back to the Post Office or Courier and let them deal with it. Trust! Sometimes when you think you're helping, you're not. Less is more.

  • @Jasonfallen71
    @Jasonfallen71 8 месяцев назад +1

    “I had enough at this point.”
    Said about 4 minutes after OP should’ve had enough.
    Why do people entertain idiots like this OP did?
    Just say “no”, hang up and dismiss everything that happens after that. Even ignore cops and their job if they are sicced on you.
    Just say to cops “here’s her crap that was misdelicered. Now make her leave me alone or I’ll file harassment charges on the beast.”
    Short, sweet and no BS taken.
    Some people are F A R too forgiving and take way more crap than they should.
    And those people give Karen’s more power and more anger.
    So they’re pretty much just as bad as the Karen’s.

  • @thecopycat7153
    @thecopycat7153 4 месяца назад

    First story:karen throwing a milkshake at OP gets her an assault charge along with resisting arrest so tuff luck for her.

  • @danahansen5427
    @danahansen5427 8 месяцев назад

    For the last story, a fitting action would be to take the package back to the Post Office, advise that this was intended for someone else not at THIS address, and to return to sender.

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 8 месяцев назад

    Last story...you've told her. If another package comes for her, in sharpie write on the package across your PO Box address, "Person not known @ this address - Return To Sender" and leave the return address..the company's...visible. Then call up bring the package to the desk before dropping that problem off where it belongs.

  • @greenbeacon394
    @greenbeacon394 8 месяцев назад

    Story 3: I would’ve loved to see this one!😹

  • @anonyorb4197
    @anonyorb4197 8 месяцев назад +1

    The story 3 Karen went full Eric Cartman. I love the 61 year old retired f gardener. Almost makes me think God excists

  • @RaphiEitelberg
    @RaphiEitelberg 8 месяцев назад +1

    That 1st Karen really was just the Würst!