Team Fortress 2:The Movie Directed by Michael Bay Produced By Steven Spielberg Starring: Shia Labeouf,Megan Fox,Mark Wahlberg,some other actors that people hate Rated G
Krauser Cruz "Once in 2fort we all picked soldier and it was pretty much like this" Now give all the soldiers Beggar's Bazookas and make it an x10 server.
And more pointless plot devices! And more Seus Ex Machinas! More Machinas destroying a metropolis city! Even more Machinas! More! More! AND MORE EXPLOSIONS FOR BAY TO FAP TO!! And Shia LeBeouf.
Update -add Michael bay launcher Stats: INFIN ammo +fires x1000 times faster ++ x3838832 reload speed + can reload when firing + much bigger explodeing size + rockets can't hurt user - +10 rocket spread (like the beggers) Can not be crit boosted 100000000% balanced
Just seeing all the explosions happening for no reason and rockets just made me laugh. This is by far the best meet the soldier i have seen so far. Good work :)
You can clip any model to surface when moving them and holding the "shift" key (remember to hold the all axis manipulator, not single arrow) . It will automatically attach to any surface (other models too). I think it is not actually possible for model to never go underground. I recommend you to check the Source Filmmaker tutorials, they explain almost everything
Captain Neckbeard the Pirate i know it was a joke, but really can we talk about how much ROTF sucked I liked the first BayFormers film over the others really
That was exactly what I was thinking, when it did the title card it should've done that piano shit from "in the end" or whatever, but cranked up to ear rape movie theater levels
Even though I watched the video a few years ago, I never noticed the title was misspelled until now (it was even done on purpose, according to the description). Makes the video even cooler.
Not quite a Michael Bay movie yet. Here are the four main things you need, for a Michael Bay movie... 1.Explosions. 2.Famous and attractive female actor on a motorbike (or car) at some point. 3.Linkin Park for credits music. 4.More Explosions.
One simply does not edit a file in Source film maker and then they say it's directed by Michael Bay. You're not affiliated with Valve in anyway nor did you create original film (apart from adding explosions) +Jack D.Turner
***** There's a difference between knowing something is a joke, UNDERSTANDING the joke that is the thing. Seriously. So who cares about what you said? It's just a joke regarding Michael Bay and his fetish for explosions.
Tf2 in a nutshell when entire team is demoman and soldier.
It does when your on certain servers
I have once in a Comp
lol
That mainly happens on class war servers.
That will cause lag.
Not exactly Michael Bay.
I could still understand the plot.
Poifect
Parfait! (Perfect in French)
Hes training people in the battlefield XD
I can't press the like button because i want it 500
666 likes!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, favorited.
ikr
Zayum 😩
purple
Oh hello
The slothful purple
And from that day forward, any time Michael Bay directs a film it goes KA-BOOM!... Unless it's for kids!
especially if it's for kids
they all go Ka-Boom anyway
Rocky Solid lol
So true..
Unless the Kids Play COD/TF2/Any Shooter
i'd honestly take a team of soldiers vs a team of snipers
.
That’d be a slaughter
Tf2 class wars
They forgot Lincoln park and Megan Fox.
You mean Linkin Park?
robertsfunny1995 yes that, what the fox said.
robertsfunny1995 yes that, what the fox said.
RedMHex I believe that would be Ylvis.
robertsfunny1995 in the end it doesn't even matter.
This feels more like a TF2 match than the original video
You forgot the lense flares.
They also forgot the unnecessary love interest and sexual innuendo's a 12 year-old would groan at ("I'm under it's... balls")
Joseph Polit "I am directly under... the enemy's scrotum!"
right?
Bubba Boompby yeah im going to delete that comment, i just realize how badly worded that was...
He also forgot the sport cars that transform into big robots. :p
And Megan Fox.
0:50 is what a server looks like when all the players are pure pro
no its what happens when michael bay becomes a hacker and hacks teh game
Uh.......
so true
Petition to have Michael Bay direct a full length TF2 movie.
No. God no. He destroyed Transformers and made the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fat.
No
Petition Status: THE SEAL OF FAILURE AND DISSAPROVAL
Please don't let him do anything to us. We're scared of what he'll do. Danke.
In hindsight, I think that'd be a pretty bad idea...
0:50
TF2 Soldier's annual metting
XD
And that's how world hunger was solved
Soldiercon2015
So accurate...
hangdog and world peace too
1:06 always makes me choke with laughter. The screaming and the timing is just perfect.
0:59 I saw that coming.
1:05 Did not expect that, however.
same here
"He used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth, then he hearded them onto a boat! And he beat the cra-" /BOOOOOM/ "AHHHHH!"
Me too
Ant the Gord you mean craaaaaaah
Craboom?
Me three
RIP soldier who died in a war..
Team Fortress 2:The Movie
Directed by Michael Bay Produced By Steven Spielberg
Starring: Shia Labeouf,Megan Fox,Mark Wahlberg,some other actors that people hate
Rated G
XD
epicgamer9000 Rated G for GG
+ivor edwards rated f for fucking GIVE US MONEY ALREADY!
Earsrape
Badass Part: 1:13
Krauser Cruz "Once in 2fort we all picked soldier and it was pretty much like this"
Now give all the soldiers Beggar's Bazookas and make it an x10 server.
0:46
they kept shooting rockets at the dead medic
totally not over the top :D
Title screen didn't explode *disappointed*
Dislike for that;-;
We gonna miss you soldier...
The constantly shaking camera adds so much more to this.
0/69 Needs more explosions
and more dust. (lol)
And more pointless plot devices!
And more Seus Ex Machinas!
More Machinas destroying a metropolis city!
Even more Machinas!
More!
More!
AND MORE EXPLOSIONS FOR BAY TO FAP TO!!
And Shia LeBeouf.
Yes!
Does that even matter, i seriously don't care.
@@ronanjager3829 Its a joke.
This video perfectly sums up all Michael Bay movies.
I can't disagree
alternate title: "Meet the Beggar's Bazooka on an x10 Server"
Update
-add Michael bay launcher
Stats: INFIN ammo
+fires x1000 times faster
++ x3838832 reload speed
+ can reload when firing
+ much bigger explodeing size
+ rockets can't hurt user
- +10 rocket spread (like the beggers)
Can not be crit boosted
100000000% balanced
The camera is FAR too steady for it to be directed by Bay.
...this was produced by Bay. :P
spy was not amused
He was like "Fuck this shit"
***** X-actly x)
thanks mate! when i finish my movie ill send it to you as a video response
He's polish
0:49 confirmed x10 Servers are directed by Michael Bay
Epic explosions everywhere! Simple yet effective edit of Meet the Soldier. I'd really dig a Meet the Demoman version as well for more explosions too.
Just seeing all the explosions happening for no reason and rockets just made me laugh. This is by far the best meet the soldier i have seen so far. Good work :)
You can clip any model to surface when moving them and holding the "shift" key (remember to hold the all axis manipulator, not single arrow) . It will automatically attach to any surface (other models too). I think it is not actually possible for model to never go underground. I recommend you to check the Source Filmmaker tutorials, they explain almost everything
I can barely understand what's going on when Soldier is fighting.
And that's exactly how it is in his movies. Perfect.
literally every tf2 match ever
fucking tryhards
Yeah somebody playing the game, they totally ruined it.
Floodbane Okay, what's wrong with tryhards? Don't they play the game better?
Falcone45 The problem with tryhards is they drain every bit of fun from the game since most cant kill them alone
Floodbane more there's a rebellion/protest on people who want TF2 to be friendly....
Floodbane They are still better than sniper army.
This is my favorite Michael Bay film, right next to Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. (That's sarcasm, just saying.)
I liked ROTF.
NOT ENOUGH EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!
Captain Neckbeard the Pirate i know it was a joke, but really can we talk about how much ROTF sucked
I liked the first BayFormers film over the others really
Why the sarcasm?
Fake, it doesn't have enough Linkin Park.
Also needs Miss Pauling or Femscout as Megan Fox.
+Scout Carnby and lense flares
That was exactly what I was thinking, when it did the title card it should've done that piano shit from "in the end" or whatever, but cranked up to ear rape movie theater levels
+~~ARmADilloxx lens flares is JJ Abrams lol
hm.. if thats the case.. making out scenes in action movies?
Besides editing a pre-existing video, I really liked the smooth slo mo with the soldier and the spy. Really well done slo-mo.
IDEA:
Meet the Spy directed by Quentin Tarantino?
who the fuck
meet the sniperor meet the engie by robert rodriguez
lux bledstone like sin city or more like "Machete"?
Machete of course... lol
0.59 did anyone else expect that
Absolutely.
yep
What do you think smashing 2 granades into each other would cause?
Da Sa I did but I still laughed out hard!
0:50
beggars bazooka on X10 in a nutshell
LoL True
not a nutshell, a shellnut
The Immortal Chicken
(insert Sr.pelo screaming)
ikr.
Adventuregamer32
*throws sannneees at you*
An epic SFM. Man, I wonder if Micheal Bay did directed a Meet the Soldier, some will like it and some won't.
1:00 i was expecting that
This tells us how a competitive match usually looks like.
i know all of this is all meant to be funny and satirical, but 1:12 was pretty fucking cool. at least i thought.
I know right.
The spy (😧 😐
0:49 Heavy is like: Fuck this I'm outta here!
You think, pause the video there
I didn't expect to laugh this much, I just expected constant explosions. But this was even more ridiculous.
This just gets better and better.
0:27 Michael J Fox soldier.
I bet Michael Bay wishes he could direct something as awesome as this.
1:24 MIND. BLOWN.
The sad thing is that I almost prefer this over the original.
1:11-1:15 FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!
this is probably my most fav mts edit.
100 player lobbies be like...
Even though I watched the video a few years ago, I never noticed the title was misspelled until now (it was even done on purpose, according to the description). Makes the video even cooler.
1:13 explosive punch
You made that spy smack scene so bad ass now
And then he beat the cra(BOOM)
XD I don't remember the last time I laughed that hard
I love how "2" randomly appears twice.
0:50 what such a Rush
what do you mean Micheal bay? this is how many soldiers and rockets I usually see.
Do meet the demoman directed by Michael Bay
Good SFM's make it so you can't tell the difference between officially released material and fan material.
This is a rare good one.
how did you do the GIANT explosions? D:
Sfx
And yes i replied to a old comment
Co-directed by Micheal Bay, plenty of space for explosive improvements
Still a better war film than Pearl Harbor...
It's funny how accurate this is to Michael Bay's film style
You mean Meet direct hit soldier on mvm
Bmth or meet the beggars bazooka maxed on mvm with a max jump height soldier
The robots are Efed
Meet the "Beggars bazooka and Grenade Launcher on a x10 server" Soldier
I was half-expecting all the heads to blow up at the end.
Get a server then say to everyone go solider then fire like there is no tomorrow
Jesus, my computer would explode if anyone did that.
Ze Medic I see what you did there.
Zoojakamar What are you- ...Oh.
Pun not intended. :3
Enable sv_cheats 1 and allow infinite clips, if that's possible. [i don't know if it is]
***** Indeed...
And that's why we use the beggar's bazooka on the "multiply a weapon's stats by 10" server.
0:50 TF2 in nutshell.
Been watching SFM videos all night and I think this is the best I've seen so far.
Beggar's Bazooka in a nutshell
Skwalker beggar's bazooka in a hacked MvM server
I can't get over how true this is...
x10 in a nutshell
JunRAR Beggar's Bazooka X10 in a nutshell
Those explosions are very real.
Not enough explosions. 0/10
Not quite a Michael Bay movie yet. Here are the four main things you need, for a Michael Bay movie...
1.Explosions.
2.Famous and attractive female actor on a motorbike (or car) at some point.
3.Linkin Park for credits music.
4.More Explosions.
0:04 Wave 666 in a nutshell
Everything goes better with Michael Bay
0:37
wtf
I knew this was gonna be good as soon as i saw the title
Ladys and Gentlemen Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 4
A team of Soldiers vs a team of Soldiers.
funniest shit ive ever seen XD
This is pretty much what I expected
0/10, no American flags found
1:11 What do you know about that one *Sphee*!?
No shovel, just bare fists like a man
One simply does not edit a file in Source film maker and then they say it's directed by Michael Bay. You're not affiliated with Valve in anyway nor did you create original film (apart from adding explosions)
+Jack D.Turner
-.- he is doing this like saying if Michael Bay DID make this, that is how it would be -.-
Someone really sucks at taking a joke
GeneralHoovy Well its funny and I know its a joke, but what I typed is true.
Michael Bay.
***** There's a difference between knowing something is a joke, UNDERSTANDING the joke that is the thing. Seriously. So who cares about what you said? It's just a joke regarding Michael Bay and his fetish for explosions.
Should have had the "spinning camera shot" while the soldier was giving his speech, like Michael Bay always does.
No giant robots? This must have been one of Mr. Bay's student projects.
“I’m solider than you!”
“No, I’m the solidest!”
i like how there was a blue critical rocket in the beginning
This actually looks like fun.
I love how the Medic's head just jumps off of the fence
The solidest Solider that ever solidered.
I have been waiting for someone to make the 2 grenades explode in his hands forever. thank you.
Damn it, I was expecting the title card to transition with an explosion.
* And you know what madness is this?
This actually happens if u got 99 players in 1 server (and most of them are soldiers).