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CAST
Rekha Shankar
Jordan Myrick
Patrick McDonald
Grant O'Brien
Kale Hills
CREW
Director - Carlyn Hudson
Writer - Rekha Shankar
Producer - Devi Rawal
Production Coordinator - Mitchell FIebernitz
Director of Photography - Jan Michael Losada
HMU - Jed Olemdo
Sound Mixer - Jacon Harrold of Botown Sound
Editor - Andrew Mallonee
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Oh, cool, how much money do I spend if I were to pay monthly for 12 months?
This skit was so bad im thinking about unsubscribing. What was suppose to be funny about this? What were the jokes? Please explain
Wait, what?
@@UCeagle79 I mean, it is your decision, not ours...
I kno cause every time I get hired at a place I'm like "OMG!.. If they only knew I was like a crazy psychopath!" Haha... I mean
😋🔪 kay byeE!!
[pitch meeting]
Grant: ok, so the main thing is i'm covered in baby oil
😂😂😂
I laughed in real life
We can work with that.
And we loved it
covering people in oil is TIGHT
I think Grant could have gone bigger here.
How big is Grant anyway?
@@Kaunte about taller and or shorter than Zach and or Katie
Is grant keith from buzzfeed?
@@MrEliseo0808 sure, he most definitely is
@@Dougiewoof that sounds about right
I love how Pat has a whole lore behind his murder
What's the story?
@@Firehazerd5444 As far as I understand, the story is that two different people killed him but also he is still alive.
I just watched every video that has any mention of it.
Mike is not a murderer
Pat does not exist
He does not exist
No one was murdered
@@Firehazerd5444
mike trapp buried pat alive, pat got out, pat 2.0 seems to have tried killing pat too, but he's still alive, so we're to assume that she thought he had died but was wrong
"You're a technological genius!"
Every modern programmer: "I just googled it..."
Chhhhut ! Not in plain sight... It's our secret...
My dad works in tech and I can’t even count how many times he’s said “have you tried turning it off and on” 😂
Lesbian RUclipsr Last year when the tech guy graduated from my High School his senior quote was, “Did you try turning it off and back on again”
Depressed Squirrel I want....to experiment with. This concept cause I hear it so often
@@olivialesbian1578 You have no idea how many times that fixes the problem or at least makes it easier to see.
Is grant supposed to be oily or sweaty? I can’t decide which one’s worse.
neither, but it was a tuesday so...
I just assumed it was some inhuman mucus.
Both.
Gelatinous, I think
I figured it was defence slime like a sea cucumber.
WE FOUND HER
WE FOUND THE REAL KILLER
MIKE IS INNOCENT
Or is he?
@@rzq100 or is he not
mike buried pat alive, then pat escaped then this fake pat killed him and assumed his name.
Trapp just paid her so we'd all fall for his...Mike?
@@Tryo707 He paid her for fame, there is not enough evidence to put him in jail for murder because he did not kill Pat but he IS suspicious enough to get a special.
_"I am Smurp. I come from the land of shadows and evil."_
- Best character Grant has ever played
Oh boy, I can't agree more.
@@DefinitelyFakeGrantOBrien After all that whining yesterday, and here you are today. Using the same passive aggressive bullshit. You seriously need to find somebody else to obsess over. I'm good.
He says, " I come from the land of shadows and evil." Rekhas response wouldn't make sense if they said your quote.
Edit:
Original quote from OP before they edited their comment that 211 deaf people upvoted, "I come from a long line of shadow and evil."
@@norefunds4731 I am not attacking you this time. Maybe at this point even you exaggerate, just pointing it out.
@@Paangu Thanks, famed Film Editor George Tomasini. Love your work.
Soooo... Are we just gonna ignore that, to quote Pat, "Good thing she didn't Google me", implying that details of her crime are also readily available online?
Her name is Pat Castles.
If you Google her, you'll find Pat Castles, who is dead.
She literally says this 🤨
@@LeAndre_McCoy no, Pat Cassels is a GUY. If you looked the name up, you’d know she’s a fraud.
@@NamLe-dp1mx seems you don't understand.
This video is part of a series that suggests Pat doesn't appear on CH anymore because Trapp killed him.
@@LeAndre_McCoy *Cassels
In "Hardly Working: Mother's Day" (a sketch from, like, 10 years ago) Patrick Cassels said he had an appointment for a gender reassignment surgery. That woman didn't kill Pat Cassels! She IS Pat Cassels! She's back and she's trying to confuse us all just so she can take revenge against Trapp!
So you're saying if you feminized Pat's face, he looks like a frumpy Amy Adams?
Bruh... Get a life
@JFL Estudios
That actually makes sense!
The thing that confused me before is that if she killed pat and assumed his identity, why did pat still “die”? Shouldn’t he still be “alive” with her replacing him?
But your theory actually makes a lot more sense.
deep lore
As a trap no less
Grant could have just stood there and said absolutely nothing, looking as he did, and it would be even more disturbing than what he actually said.....
Agreed, but he is still my favorite CH actor.
But the crawling along the table was so necessary for my continued existence.
Ah yes.
@@eoincampbell1584
what if he just didn't say anything and then suddenly, in the middle of the meeting, starting sliding across the table silently
@@DefinitelyFakeGrantOBrien thats a good opinion, i have no reason to believe you have any sort of bias.
I guess this is how they hired Katie
I laughed out loud reading your comment and I think you should know that.
they didn't hire her, she just showed up one day and they couldn't get her to leave
Comments are
80% trapp didn’t kill patt
10% oily grant
15% concentrated power of will
Nils Hughes math
@i dont care that much
we dont talk about the last 10%
@@corneliuscross7873 100% reason to remember the name
and the other 10% is grant could've gone bigger
Guys, guys. GUYS. Trapp *tried* to kill Pat. He escaped. Then Customer Service Pat killed him while he was doing some writing for Samantha Bee.
Herman Cain's bus doesn't just blow itself up, yall
Damnit, Grant convinced them to let him go shirtless again.
Slayer Juan in the original version of the script he and Martin kiss
Oh no. Was this sketch inspired by true events? What did they find out? Lily and Tao were the latest hires, right? Goddamnit, Tao! What did you do?
I like how you immediately assumed Tao was the foul egg in the basket
@@carsonhunt4642 I agree that it's cringe but the sketch was still kinda funny.
Carson Hunt What
Bahzur right I was like why Tao tho, to me lily seems like might have some skeletons in her closet
@@carsonhunt4642 chill out bro
MIKE TRAPP IS NOT INNOCENT THIS IS BLASPHEMY
They both did it
@@ArturGlass.C Yeah, remember how Pat had already recovered from Trapp killing him the last time we saw him and he was waiting in traffic to get his revenge, but then we never found out what happened to him...? Well, now we know.
The documentary lady from the Trapp documentary episode did say she had a clue that would blow the case wide open
Neolexious Neolexian no he appeared again in the “every negotiation scene” sketch
I love how they didn't even bother to have several chairs there
They all sit right next to her XD
One of them wanted a clean cup, so they all moved down.
I'm so glad the pat series continues
But then this was the last video, I think 😭
I hope we see smurp again in the future
"I come from the land of shadows and evil"
"Oh my cousin went to gollege there"
Perfection right there imo
This explains why Mike's never been arrested, Pat's been here the whole time
Why don’t translucent souls matter? That one might be discriminatory
Yeah I didn't get why that was wrong
I dunno man, according to his Twitter feed he's anti-Opaque souls
I think it was less about the content and more the style? You don’t really want someone who propagates that kind of ideology at the head of your social media. It’s like a company having a diehard fundamentalist Christian at their social media wheel, their style of post wouldn’t fit with the company
alpha reaperion Why not? Isn't the problem with the company then?
@@garyjones2561 I mean... Yeah? But the company is the one hiring, so?
Grant crawling across the table is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
Please don’t stop the running joke with ridiculous combo names like Pamantha until you exhausted all the options.
what
Grant is gold.
You're wasting money
@@craggolly no
Brennan would have been better
@@Quintusblake not for this role
Vocal Vortex Studios bite your tongue! Brennan can play any role!
Honestly, I'm happy there's finally a conclusion to the "who murdered Pat" arc
CONCLUSION??
THIS ONLY RAISES MORE QUESTIONS!!
This sketch was written by Trapp to throw the cops off the trail. (boy I hope I'm the first person to make this joke)
notreallythere477 good joke
But it wasn’t written my trapp
When he said "I am Smurp" I actually laughed out loud
Just gonna take a guess here.... "Pat" is Trapp, pretending to be a woman, pretending to be the real Pat, to blame her for the murder?
Moral of the story; keep your dirty laundry off the internet.
Yeah keep it off the internet and only on your desktop where it is safe
Or just not have dirty laundry.
Don't use an alias, be the alias.
@@t850terminator Be decent person? Unheard of
👕👖👔🧦👕👕👔👔👖👖🧦
I can tell grant was trying not to laugh the whole time.
That's Grant all the time though
It took me awhile to realise, but the girl actually introduces herself as Pat right in the beginning.
Also, it says in the file that she just assumed Pat’s name, not his identity.
So perhaps she killed him just to take his name? 🤔
If that's the case, then I suspect Rheka probably already knows about it and sympathises with her, given Rheka's past history suing Raph for the first two letters of his name.
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 thats not Rheka thats Pamantha
faaaaake: everyone knows Trapp killed Pat
We both know trapp wrote that in the sketch
This is what she wanted us to think.
The plot thickens
Plot twist: she is Trapp in disguise
Yeahhh.. did he?
I'm gonna need a Batman movie where Brennan and Grant are the two main villains asap (it doesnt matter which, they could play literally anyone)
New idea: ots not them playing one of the pre existing villains, its literally just Brennan and Grant
Moral of the story. Always work with annonymous accounts in social media
The last joke was the best, Trapp's been framed
Tbf he is being very suspicious. I'm thinking it's a double murder. They worked together that way they can't arrest them because they think it's only one killer.
Smurp shouldn't have gotten fired
Just realized thats Jordan from Good Mythical.
Wow. I can’t believe this is Jordan who went on to work with Good Mythical Morning and Sporked. They look different, but that voice tipped me off. Nice to see some backstory on a random rewatch of some old CollegeHumor stuff!
"I come from the land of shadows and darkness"
"My cousin went to college"
i feel like a company would want someone who could raise the price of something by 5000% xd
Evidently they needed to rehire everyone hince why every one started at such a high position
Kennedy VulCan I know right. everyone are managers or department head. And they’re all new hire.
finally a look at chompsky's corporate
So Trapp killed Pat, stole his name, then stole Jesse's skin?! Crazy!
What if Jesse killed Pat and framed Trapp for the murder?
Sméagol, is that you?
Me at the beginning of the video: wow okay so they’re replacing pat now
Me at the end: omg she replaced pat
Lol, someone just called out my schools president a few weeks ago for hiring a criminal at the dining hall. The president was like “i was not aware of this” and the students were just like “all we did was google him to get the records”
But- but trAP KILLED PAT
*Allegedly
@@grstfahbtgad Jury's still out
Why is Grant like this?
Because his soul is translucent, duh.
IT WASN'T TRAPP HE WAS FRAMED
the “i am smurp” reveal is the funniest thing ch has done
Grant: I need to be completely naked. Even under the table.
Nah, at least they had the decency to let him keep those pants.
SHE'S TOO POWERFUL, HER TECHNOLOGY IS FAR TOO ADVANCED
I love the legend of Aang/Korra font in the back.
It’s actually illegal for an employer to search an applicants social media presence and discriminate based on that. You also aren’t legally allowed to discriminate based on any political views or legal activities such as creating a racist blog about deporting the Browns. If a 3rd party comes to an employer with information about a potential applicant, then they can discriminate, but an employer is not allowed to seek out that information.
this reminds me of the high school that hired the judge on the brock turner case
Except, he isn't the perpetrator and everyone is acting like he is. Should this judge never have another job again?
@@beayn Well, he's displayed behaviour of poor judgement and a total disregard for human safety, so of course he should be working with kids, right?
@@beayn He literally made the judgement call that a man who rapes someone "shouldn't have his career ruined", and they put him a a position to be an athletic coach for high school girls. That should definitely sound alarm bells.
Like his judgement wasn't based on whether or not Brock Turner did it -- he admitted to the crime, and the judge found him guilty. He just didn't feel that rape was a "serious enough crime" to have to face any lasting consequences. Not only does that indicate he has absolutely no regard for victims, but he definitely shouldn't be placed in a position of authority over teenaged girls.
@@raelonewolf Except, it wasn't rape by definition and he wasn't charged with rape, he was charged with sexual assault. This is why I'm happy people like you who make up the mob don't rule the justice system, yet.
If the victim didn't even know it happened for 10 days and went about her life as if nothing happened, it was definitely a pretty mild crime compared to others such as Corey Batey as I mentioned above (did you even read that post?) in which the girl was actually injured as a result.
@@beayn Having sex with someone without their consent is the legal definition of rape. If you read the medical report abut Chanel Miller, you would know that it actually was a physically traumatic encounter. Your comments -- implying that penetrating someone without their consent is "mild" as long as the victim doesn't remember it -- are sick.
Ok gang so, springing off point, what kind of characters are we thinking of this season?
*Grant putting down a japanese horror comic* "Well..."
but then again... should people be held accountable for stuff they posted on twitter when they were 15?
I'm neither condoning nor condemning this idea just asking
Depends on what was said, the context, who the person is, and if there's evidence they still hold those beliefs.
I think the larger question is can College Humor comment on issues without hitting this stuff over the head with a hammer. They were funny years ago
"i come from a land of shadows and evil"
"oh, my cousin went to college there!"
And yet Trapp is still at CollegeHumor. HE KILLED PAT FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
Allegedly killed Pat, but now we know who's the actual killer
iSham2044 now we know who killed Pat, it was Pat
That people genuinely believe that personal beliefs should be audited as a condition for employment... Is legit scary.
When any one of you find yourself in the wrong side of a popular belief, you'll understand why this should rightly be disallowed.
Do you want to ban personal beliefs being audited for employment?
0:16 Is that Jordan from sporked ??
No! What your employees do on their own time is none of your business.
If it affects your company then it is.
wow... trapp is really cracking down on trying to convince people that he didn't kill pat... did he really think that we'd believe this? after all that we know?
Feck, this sketch dragged on. Comedy is subverting expectations, not hammering one single joke for 5 minutes.
So we shouldn't hire people based on their opinions? I thought personal life and work was separate
@some guy that's fair, so long as doesn't apply to the random mook
I could get fired, or have people threatening to kill me because i shsred the wrong part of my "personal life" to coworkers, when im not even doing anything wrong.
Am I the only one that thinks it's creepy that she looks at someone, immediately judges them and then feels the need to Google them?
The irony of saying "immediately judges them". Also she didnt, she said that she thought she recognised them. You've never seen someone on TV but not remembered what other show you saw them in, and had to look it up?
If only SNL heard this piece of advice before they hired Shane Gillis...
I presumed this is where the sketch idea came from
It's 100% ridiculous that something you said years ago can be dug up and thrown in your face. *EVERY SINGLE PERSON ALIVE HAS SAID OR DONE SOMETHING STUPID.* Shouldn't be relevant.
@@乇丨-q4y Depends on what it is, if it relates to the job, how recent it was, and if there's anything to go of that implies that you're now a different person?
But yeah, sometimes it goes too far.
Moist Grant makes me uncomfortable.
Hey! It's Jordan from Sporked!
Clearly this sketch was ghostwritten by Trapp as a smokescreen to throw everyone off his scent.
Tbf Martin Skrell was actually pointing out the absurdity of health insurance in this country by jacking up medication.
Martin Shkreli crime was securities fraud ... raising drug prices was just doing business
Please don't encourage this, this is how teachers get fired for posting a photo of them drinking beer while on vacation to facebook.
Baby Boomer Parent: Are you some kind of tech Mastermind?
Millennials: I just googled it.
mark-nick hafer ...You think millennials can’t Google?
THIS COMMENT IS COMPLETELY WRONG AND ITS GETTING LIKES.
From Millennials.
Natalie
Does no one remember Gen X?
This is definitely written by a Gen Z person. Millennials grew up with Google. You're thinking of baby boomer parents. Our parents.
I had to do a double-take. I thought they hired Pam...
How does Grant look soooo creepy the minute he takes off his glasses tho????
This is a great reason to NOT USE SOCIAL MEDIA. Just be a hater in secret, why attach your name to things when these days it's 95% likely to just get used against you for something stupid
Bamantha?!?! LMAO!!!
No, the social media guy looks like he is the guy who runs the Dennys account
I'd rather work alongside either of those 3 characters than Pat. At least they seem like you could have an interesting conversation with them. Pat would be the workplace snake that would constantly put everyone else on edge and try to get them fired.
I know right
Also shes apparently a potential murderer which i feel like is the bigger issue
@@vocalvortexstudios2058 small details
Nah, they're equal-opportunity creeps, killers and connivers. All I have to do is not date Pat and probably like, remember to return stuff I borrowed from her within the month, and she's setting her sights on some other target. And I'm home free!
Smreph is from Portland
Wait what's wrong with Translucent Lives Matter? I thought this was an inclusive office.
We all know it's just a reactionary counter protest to the original opaque lives matter campaign
@@Aetheraev so what wrong with it?Just because you believe one is right doesn't make the other wrong or make people participating unhireable . Imagine if there was comedy skit that implies that the people who Started the black lives movememt shouldnt be hired....your argument probably falls apart at that point right?!?! I thought so .
when i get my first professional job out of college, i really need it to not involve an overly cheery boss who has us go around the circle and introduce ourselves like we're at a college club meeting
I got a Barbie ad for this. THIS IS VERY PROBLEMATIC.
I ASSUME.
Same......... wtf
Indeed! Something something unrealistic body standard something something
About a year ago we hired a girl that was a bit on the weird side, we needed as many people we could get. As a joke a coworker looked up the names of each employee on google just to see what the top headline would be. When we got to her name it said that she was wanted in a California and charged with running an online prostitution ring with underage girls. She was fired 5 minutes later.
Shots fired at SNL
The boss in this sketch is COMMITTING to her reactions and I'm loving it
This makes me want see grant in Dimension 20 even more
Ah yes.
I don't think he is in dimension 20
He is not.
The place Im working at dosent even interview and the dude I got hired alongside of would actively brag about kissing his underage cousin
So what you are saying is: ...
Trapp didn't kill Pat?
I know she’s supposed to be the “good guy” (except for killing pat of course), but she seems so annoying
They kept saying her name and I was like... This can’t be a coincidence right? I’m happy to see this story line continue. JUSTICE FOR REAL PAT
Damn, I wish getting hired was this easy.
1:49 There was actual lightning in my background right as this happened.
The fact that this video managed to get everything it said about Martin Shkreli wrong is impressive
Ryan Goslin's voice:
*PAPYRUSSSSSS*
"I just type in 'g-o-o-g-l-e' dot 'com' and ignore that it redirects to 'ca' due to my cultural vanity"
What's sad is this sketch doesn't really point out the real issue. Companies already look at social media and the like when hiring people. The real issue is when companies find the smallest things offensive. "Oh you voted for trump? You're fired" "oh you support the police? You're fired" "oh you dont believe that milk is homophobic and racist? You're fired". People need to stop playing the racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, etc... card when most of the time it does not apply