Everyone going on about how hot sidon is. Can we just appreciate for once how much of a bro he is too? Seriously. That mission to disable Vah Ruta was baller. Dude's a total bro.
Ok, so you want 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda, that will be $57.87 at the next window
Link is canonically neither and both genders. Japan intended for people to be able to play them regardless of if they were a boy or girl. Zelda is seen as a ‘deadname’. So, Link being practically genderqueer would help the fact that they aren’t actually heterosexual.
@@tobias5067 No, all OTHER Zeldas are Zelda's reincarnations. Tetra is the only one who's an actual descendant and has a (rather racist) transformation for literally no reason.
Ah yes the three wielders of the Triforce. Korok, wielder of the Triforce of trollage. Sidon, wielder of the Triforce of romantic attraction. Link, wielder of the Triforce of drugged bananas.
This just made me think that the reason Link doesn’t speak is because he’s the one who’s doing the music🤣 I can just image him humming the song when he’s talking to Zelda at the end of the game🤣🤣🤣
0:30 To be fair, I didn't know how those rock circles worked at first, either. I thought I was supposed to detonate a bomb in the exact centre of the circle or something! Lol! I mean, it worked in Ocarina Of Time, so...
@@diobrando4502 in botw, he almost died, a lot of peoole did, zelda cleaned up his mess, and then 100 years later link shows up and finally does his one job
Very very very I want to puke how dare they Zelda was born for link and link was born for Zelda ya Sidon is very very hot ik but like still he gets someone else. HE IS A FREAKIN FISH HE SHOULD DATE A FISH TOO IMAGINE A HUMAN DATIMG A FISH Ok I have lost my mind I know this is a game and not real but it’s really disturbing
But nobody mentioned the part at 1:22 where it looks very questionable and it looks like sidon is sitting in links lap but what's actually happening out of frame is the question because links face, blush, and tongue sticking out looks a little too happy tbh
Who is the hottest in Hyrule?? COMMENT BELOW 💪❤️😍🥰
Rock
Link or sidon
Me
you just posted cringe you're going to lose subscribers
You Are Shugga!
So link left Mipha for her brother. Then Sidon left link for his princess.
This is getting more complicated than the timeline.
三日月 光子 romances amirite??
Tell me about it.
三日月 光子 lol imagine then Ganandorf and Link get together
Thats one point!! HE would never leave MIPHA for her little Brother
Sidon and Link = Sink
This was funny then just became sad.
"This man has a shark for a head, and look how big he his" perfectly describes why everyone loves sidon
Nice English moron
@@zenyatta7258 what's wrong with it?
Loogi Boy nothing
@@zenyatta7258 then why'd you call me a moron
Sidon seemed like one big idiot to me.
A: don't think Mipha is going to be happy about her little brother stealing her man.
B: what the actual fuck in general.
Underrated comment
Yes
Yo monkey tree
Can’t be jealous if you’re dead 😢
This comment makes me laugh 😆
I love how everything is parodied but the yiga fight is pretty much what happens
The full story of a 117 year old warrior becoming bisexual for a fish and eating bananas to see them again
'Tis a tale as old as time.
It’s a metaphor
Why a prince.... What happened to the princess
@@rinigon4663 she died along with everyone when ganon took control over the guardians
Going for fish isn't bisexual. It's beastiality.
This is why link should stay mute for the rest of his life
Forget the CGI?
well excuse me princess
oH BoY
Hero's shade speaks and he's essencially Majora's Link, that is by extent ocarina link, so methinks he can speak, he's only not allowed to do so
Антон зто там Хосе
“Hey! Wanna help me kill people and steal their bananas?”
*HERO OF HYRULE*
Seeing link as a rampaging alcoholic is the funniest things I’ve ever imagined
Somehow i missed all this when i played the game. I should pay more attention next time
Yeah its a secret quest you have to save Zelda then find sidon
Xion Dion Lol no
@@daredevildog5483 oh xD
Me neither...was this the DLC?
@@neilshearer571 no
Everyone going on about how hot sidon is.
Can we just appreciate for once how much of a bro he is too? Seriously. That mission to disable Vah Ruta was baller. Dude's a total bro.
That mission riding Sidon hitting the ice and destroying the glowing orbs was awesome
@@BIGROYFAN7000 and stressful asf
@@talachiragwandi9122
Use Cryonisis to destroy the ice cubes.
No.
STOP TALKING ABOUT BALLER
The Legend of Zelda: Meth of the Wild
Episode 1: The Biforce
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ok, so you want 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda, that will be $57.87 at the next window
@Sonny LoSpeechio CJ’s paying for it
Big Smoke here’s your order, thank you for choosing cluck n bell, and have a nice day
This art work looks like the RUclipsr that does to momma jokes animated
I'm guessing link never heard of someone named paya
Link knows how to make meth but apparently he cannot put a rock to the right spot.
self evident XD
Priorities
🤔 yeah sounds about right
Just like any methheads.
It's like expecting a artist having good handwriting.
I don't
Ganon: Link likes Zelda... Imma take Zelda.
Link: *ditches Zelda for Sidon*
Ganon: Link likes Sidon... Imma take Sidon.
Maybe Ganon was secretly into Link all the time?
@@ЕвгенийСкворцов-р4ы i mean....there are fanfics so....
I 200% ship Link and Ganon lmfao
@@ConnerPlays360 #Linkon
I ship Link x Bananas
As soon as the fish guy showed up I’m like oh boy... this is gonna turn into a tumblr fan fic
That “fish guy” is Prince Sidon! Son of the King of the Zora! You absolute pilgrim!
@@fluffybluefastboi103 it’s fish guy and he’s the cause of tumblr fan fics
@@fluffybluefastboi103 it's a fish dude and he's okay i guess
Oh boy I’m only 12 an I YEETED my phone in a ditch.
Hans get der Flammenwerfer
Zelda: do you have a blow hole Sidon: no baby that’s dolphins. Me: get the nascar stock car!
"Hey, wanna help me kill a bunch of people and steal their bananas?"
Whoa there, Link. This isn't Donkey Kong Country, you know. Lol!
Lol!
The lol ruined this comment
Crossover and new lovers?
I just gotta say lol with the exclamation point looks like the word Loli and that’s that
Someone's definitely craving for some *FISH STICK.*
south park did it
@@hiddencrow7907 mikymao
Nah he’s craving something that rhymes with stick
@@gakugaming6537 r/whooosh
@@Frosted_Moontips ?
5:13
“Like what you’re seeing Link?”
“Ah. It’s. You.”
Ok i can hear
Puts up the middle finger
Water
"no baby, that's dolphins" killed me immediately
Link: I AM STRAIGHT
*sidon appears*
Link: Ok maybe I'm not straight
Sooooooooooooooooo funny
Link is canonically neither and both genders. Japan intended for people to be able to play them regardless of if they were a boy or girl. Zelda is seen as a ‘deadname’. So, Link being practically genderqueer would help the fact that they aren’t actually heterosexual.
Straight with a curve
@@todeadtoodance I didn’t know it. Interesting.
@@todeadtoodance but they are two separate characters that make up the triforce, along with Ganon
Volume 1? You've got me thinking sequel here
well that means it very well will soon
Botw 2?
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
mr peanutbutter? (from bojack horseman)
@@foxtattoo7516 hooray!
I love how Sidon literally doesn't care, he will happily seduce anyone and everyone, regardless of gender or moral alignment.
Or how old they are because Link and Zelda are 100 something years old.
Biologically there like early 20s Sidon is like 100 something. Really young for his race
Well it's called bi
Link 5:54
Law and Order special victim unit
Because he doesn’t care he’s just a whale
this is exactly the voice I expected link to have.
"Don't I get to be happy?"
The story of my life compressed...
mursuhillo same
Same
Same
Same
Edgey
“WHaT abOUt lINk”
~Link 2019
Crimson Venom that would actually be a Nice ass game title 🤯🤤
Keepin you pussies safe!
"oh baby, do you have a blow hole?"
"No baby thats _dolphins_ "
Korn on the Kob that played when I found it
It was a dark time.
Princess Zelda, I do not wanna know what the fuck happened back then...
Cuz this is more messed up than my own life...
He may not but *cough* shedoes *hackcoughcoronavirus*
4:52
Link really just noclipped into the backrooms
whats the name of that song
For some reason, I want a third part where Link gets a win. This ending was so sad. XD
yes!
Indeed poor link he deserves better
Hell yassss
@@vengkat1044 He has garuk and revali.
wait fuck that, urbosa yes yes
YES
Link x Sidon
Me: What's a Good Ship Name
Brain: SINK
This should stay in the bottom of the sea
TheHumbleNoob has joined the chat
same
SINK INTO DEPRESSION
I saw that on gabaleth
I’m surprised he hasn’t started drinking much earlier in his life
What do you think those potions are made of?
E z some meth bananas more bananas , alcohol, noble pursuit and again more bananas
@@zanediezeljuan8999 did you forget to mention Bananas?
Isn’t link like 16-17
We have remember that Milk from Majoras Mask yeah
Is anyone going to acknowledge the fact that they’re using the design of twilight ganondorf, plus there is no human form for ganon in botw.
There is now.
I was super sad that Sidon just dumped link like that. His one shred of Happiness was taken away from him by Zelda of all people.
But that's how his life is he's never allowed happiness
Ironically Zelda really is the only person who could take it
"But you want Zelda! You can have her"!
"I *wanted* her, but now I want him! He's got a shark for a head! And he's so big"!
Yup, Ganon got it right.
Come on Link, pull yourself together. You can still take home the silver medal of husbandos: Kass.
Sure...
Yea.
You fool, Master kohga is clearly best husbando
Nah man it’s beedle
@@Wednesdayreal dumpy thicc
But he’s married! 😭
Ah yes, the ads are finally bringing me what I want to watch
Zelda in lingerie: *Boomerang acquired*
Sidon: *Master Sword awakens*
😂
Sidon: "what's your name?"
Link: "I LOVE YOU"
😂
Oh hi I love you (link name XD)
@@darknessfile Link:**Faints of emotion**
Sidon: Hi I love you let us go in the air with a car
Just Midna I like Patrick
Nothing like hearing shady's voice out of nowhere to make your day better.
I know sugar
Shadypeguin?
Same.
@@philbrit95 Shadypenguin
I thought it was him! All I could hear was Abridged Jaden Yuki.
I love the soundalike of "A Whole New World" playing in that Link-Sidon-montage!
The music for the stables sort of reminds me of a whole new world, at the start of the tune, maybe that’s just me
*Breath of the Wild: BIFORCE
Banödle 😎
Meth of the Wild
I feel sorry for Link. Zelda's only good for getting captured or rescued, and she gets Sidon? No fair.
Excuse me, Wind Waker Zelda would like to have a word!
*BoTW Zelda holding back literal chaos energy during 100 years:* Am I a joke to you?
@@tobias5067 That's Tetra, Zelda's descendant, but not Zelda herself.
@@gunslingergirl2579 Tetra = Windwaker Zelda, also technically all Zeldas are Zelda's descendents.
@@tobias5067 No, all OTHER Zeldas are Zelda's reincarnations. Tetra is the only one who's an actual descendant and has a (rather racist) transformation for literally no reason.
You got
Hot fish
Cute fish
Old fish
And young fish
The possibilities are endfish
That reference...
So much fish...
Is this RuPaul's Drag Race?
Don’t forget dead fish
* h a p p i n e s s n o i s e *
Oh fish frik.
Honestly Is it weird how I died after seeing Zelda in some of the scenes with sidon? 🤣 (lucky sidon)
5:55 link: Hey, wanna help me kill a bunch of people and steal their bananas?
Little girl: NOPE CYA
Ight imma head out
Everyone loves Sidon
Zelda: Am I a joke to you?!
Ye.
I miss Iggy
Yes
Mipha where its at
The dog who is the profile pic of geardog. Alsó watch JoJo's bizarre adventure.
Second animation forgets Mipha was literally planning to propose to Link. Poor, dead fish lady.
Link's the one who forgot, probably!
1:30 U n s e e j u I c e **B I G S I P**
Ah yes the three wielders of the Triforce.
Korok, wielder of the Triforce of trollage.
Sidon, wielder of the Triforce of romantic attraction.
Link, wielder of the Triforce of drugged bananas.
Now, this is what I don't get: If Link pukes up the bananas, how does he get high??
Sidon: *exists
Yaoi Fangirls: *It's free real estates*
ZX Gaming spaget
Orgasm.
OH GOD! NOT THE FUJOSHIS!
Wasn’t Sidon’s sister hot for Link? You know, before she died?
D Marc Rip Mipha
welp shes heartbroken '-'
One does not simply sleep with your wife's brother
Kitsu
Wife’s sister*
Well seems like shes not in luck now she should live to come for link yo
Ok is no one gonna talk about his face at 0:20 it’s so freaking cute 🥺
0:40 oh so it's that kind of video
Unfortunately
Oh I get it because this video is shit and redminus's channel is 6 feet under
This reminds me of the “yo mama animations”
It’s animated by the same person
Oh I thought of that too ! It should have been took for a yo mama joke
@@poopoomingo oooh ok
it is
@@poopoomingo o wau
“I wanted Zelda, but this man has a shark for a head! And look how big he his!”
“I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE HIM FROM ME!!”
@@MikaylaROL “You don’t have a choice, boy!”
I love the writing and voice actor for Link. It's giving major "Excuuuuse me Princess" vibes and I love that.
Link in first clip: *sings both his heart and fucking lungs out during the paragliding experience*
Isn’t that all of us
1:life
2:love
3:cheating
4:more cheating
5:drugs
6:acid/drugs
End
*7:End
8.recover from depression and drugs
9.see the people that cheated on you being happy
10. Repeat 5-6
Hm, seems familiar
“Sidon…..? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAAAAAAALLLL!!”
Why does the art look like it would be from those Yo Mama jokes?
Same so maybe they are the same animators lol idk
Because they have the same animator
That one pink hair dude makes sense
Same animator, name's redminus
Oh ok thanks y’all.
6:04 most people who play the game have done this exact thing.
And that's coming from who?
i haven't
I'm a lesbian but Sidon just hits different
Everyone bisexual for sidon
jakey gluskin then why the fuck are you commenting?
...so you now found out that your not a lesbian?
I'm a gay that likes woman but hates men that like lesbians and still im bisexual for Sidon
Nah jk
From lesbian to bisexual
@@sleepymcnuggets242 Imagine not caring enough to go out of your way to comment. Sounds like a hypocrite.
why do people dislike it it's literally funny af
Link: “I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE HIM FROM ME!!!”
Ganon: “YOU DONT HAVE A CHOICE BOY!”
Had me weak af 😂 Like they really doing this 😂
Yes a guy hell bent on taking over the world and a knight are fighting over a fish
This just made me think that the reason Link doesn’t speak is because he’s the one who’s doing the music🤣 I can just image him humming the song when he’s talking to Zelda at the end of the game🤣🤣🤣
Objective: Remain Heterosexual
Obstacle: Sidon, The Zora Prince
Difficulty: *RICARDO MILOS*
@@therealgj995 H O L Y S H IT
L E V E L: *IMPOSSIBLE*
@@TObyvruh 👍
Support item: ANIME TIDDIES
*M I S S I O N F A I L E D*
the awkward moment when link remembers he's supposed to be saving hyrule and zelda
0:30 To be fair, I didn't know how those rock circles worked at first, either. I thought I was supposed to detonate a bomb in the exact centre of the circle or something! Lol!
I mean, it worked in Ocarina Of Time, so...
I literally leant what to do with them with this video.... Man i need an IQ check
3:29 The guy has a point. We all know how the Hero of Time was rewarded for all his efforts 🥺😔
But mr link here is not the hero of time. This one is the hero of the wild
@@hariodinio They still share the hero's spirit.
He super fucked up tho? Like shit sucked for 100 years
@@suctioncupman2100 what sucked 100 years
@@diobrando4502 in botw, he almost died, a lot of peoole did, zelda cleaned up his mess, and then 100 years later link shows up and finally does his one job
Oh I remember watching these a while back. And shadyvox's voice does the animation justice.
It came out today
@@copper803 this vid is a compilation of three episodes. They've been out for a while...
@@imogenashton7906 oh sorry
POV: this was in an ad
Yes
4:19 and when his blue eyes turn red I could die laughing!!💙❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was gonna take Zelda, but this man has a shark for a head. Lol 😂
We all know Sidon would’ve gone for link and stayed with him, it’s canon.
I immediately started laughing with his off-key singing lmao
And the Kid Link scream from N64 OoT at 1:30 😂
Drunk Link is a whole new mood
I can never look at Link the same way ever again.
I know right?
Zelda looking thicc nowdays not gonna lie
Normally I would say WHAT THE FUCKKKK but 2019 I guess live it
First time kidnappers when they try to lure a kid, but they messed up their lines 5:54
Jesus I’m tired. I read “triforce” as “trollface”
Shit I read it like that too
This is Officialy My Favorite Anime
"Hey, you wanna help me kill a bunch of people and steal their bananas?" XD
That childs eyes killed me. She lost a hero that day for sure.
This really did take a turn after the korok seed part
Merio is that you
@@dinglebutt300 yes it is
@@meriotroid whoa
A beautiful tale of the reunion of two long lost brothers
7:14 me seeing Ganon’s laugh in legend of Zelda 2 game over screen
I mean Link did a pretty good impression of the roar in the FDS version.
0:30 When you wake up a minute before your alarm clock rings
Yo
Dude where were you?
Haven't seen you in a while.
That was fast
JUSTIN!!
Just meet kass, big happy musical bird man beats fish stick any day
Hell no
Well, Kass has a wife and five kids, so that might get complicated...
Wolfen M Harth is single
I love that Link’s scream when falling from the cliff in the Sidon scene is Young Link’s scream 😂
Thats why Zelda has the Triforce of Wisdom. Let Link and Ganondorf fight it out while she swoops in and gets the guy. 1000 IQ move.
2:56 This is wrong and makes me uncomfortable
I am disgusted
and my day is ruined
Very very very I want to puke how dare they Zelda was born for link and link was born for Zelda ya Sidon is very very hot ik but like still he gets someone else. HE IS A FREAKIN FISH HE SHOULD DATE A FISH TOO IMAGINE A HUMAN DATIMG A FISH
Ok I have lost my mind I know this is a game and not real but it’s really disturbing
@@farah2428 Yeah ahha. Agreed
“Do you have a “blow hole”” ;)
(Volume 1)
Don't do that.Don't give me hope.
The breaking bad reference was fucking amazing. xD
Thanks for all the laughs Mashed!
That Random Guy ikr
i remember watching this 3 years ago... i still love it 💀
I love how for over a year nobody noticed that this video was animated by the same guy who animates the Yo Mama jokes
I thought it was speedosauge at first because the faces
And the same voices from the minecraft animations
They hated him for he spoke the truth
this art style reminds me of those yo mama vids
Yeah :D
@Tim Right? How does nobody know that?
Stolen
Because he was the one who animated it. Mashed were the ones who voiced acting
@@justfin3510 how do u steal a comment
3:06 :When you hear the Guardian Music
My ringtone (scott the woz outro) started JUST as I clicked on your timestamps and I thought it was part of the video
"And this is the story of how a boy turned to alcohol and drugs to find happiness"
So the song playing during the trippy scenes is called and there you are by alex walker smith
Thank you.
I love you
finally
yes!
1:28
It's called hentai and it's art
WHY ME MY EYES ARE IN HELL NOW
Fuck.
It is a masterpiece DAT ASS
and this is why suicide exists.
But nobody mentioned the part at 1:22 where it looks very questionable and it looks like sidon is sitting in links lap but what's actually happening out of frame is the question because links face, blush, and tongue sticking out looks a little too happy tbh
*Link looks more girly here compared to his previous games...*
*Beautiful*
You gay.
I like how Sidon is younger than Link and Zelda.
Well, it depends. This seems like the botw era because he’s older. Therefore he’s around 106, which would be in his 20’s for a Zora.