I didn't believe the women's pockets thing for the longest time, then one day it dawned on me that my partner only ever wore men's pants/shorts. Fashion designers did y'all dirty.
I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but I believe in the theory that they’re designed that way so fashion companies sell more purses. It’s the only explanation I’ve heard that makes sense
Choosing to buy something isn't being scammed, it's being a poor spender...Sounds to me like your partner was actually down to earth and not obsessed with the "Next big thing. Same reason my sister only shops in the men's section, as she says: "The Woman's section is for materialistic morons."
A girl in highschool once complimented my hoodie and said that white was a good colour on me. That was over 15 years ago. I will carry that to my grave
A girl in my first year of high school invited me to her house and her parents were away, I didn't have my wallet so I couldn't buy the train ticket and I was too embarrassed to ask anyone for money. I will always remember her and the girl who I hanged out and had fun with for a few months before finding out I was more like entertainment for her, also she was dating this guy who I thought was my friend.
I think the 30:19 is that girls after slapping each other never talk again so they "disappear", but boys usually talk after beating each other. Can be wrong, not completely sure. I love how this memes are funny because how real they feel, even when in a serious talk it would be baaaad. Very good video Dips!
Some guys will slap/fight each other, then once it's over, be like "same time next week?" Meanwhile girls will call each other their nemesis and block on all social media
I remember 7 years ago I was buying screws and a drill at lowes and a big black girl cashier called me sweetie and complimented my shirt. I still remember this to this day
Another Vtuber reactor to this video explained it so I’ll put it here: The girl he cheats with joke is that the one on the right has her hair braids done just slightly better than the one on the left (you). Thing is, boys don’t notice that but girls will.
8:54 "There's no way boys are more irresponsible with chemicals" My sister in christ, my friend smelled hydrochloric acid (he was horribly ill afterwards)
@@DecayedPage yeah, but to make it more amusing, this was during a lesson, and we were supposed to find out the Ph value (I think it was that) of the different acids
With the insults thing we only do that with our close friends. The true friend is the one who can call me the worst thing on earth and vice versa while we both laugh together. Me and my best friend call each other some heinous things but if either of us needs help the other will rush without thinking twice
11:05 Gotta admit that at least she knows what she wants. 30:35 I have two theories. #1 She got slapped so hard she was obliterated. #2 Girls run away or leave when slapped and there's no forgiveness?
@@Khailward Like crazy true. The wife kept looking at me weird wondering what I was doing the first several times I did it at the house. She's used to it now.
Dipper, as men, we're constantly pushing each other to exceed their potential and the roasting on a successful attempt is how we encourage and show acknowledgment of their efforts cuz compliments can be sus. We just want the best for our brothers
As a boy who’s been to the boys sleepover, here’s some stuff we do: Watch stupid stuff on social media Watch movies Play 1 or 2 board games Play a ton of video games Eat a ton of snacks but no proper meals aside from lunch and breakfast Have an exercise competition or arm wrestles Pillow fight Last to sleep challenge Sword fight or friendly (but rough) spar Prank each other Walk in on each other doing stupid stuff (like standing upside down in the middle of the room, dancing, or fighting demons) The first to wake up is always the prankster, and pranks everyone; so right when one of us sleep, it’s a competition on who can wake up first. If we all wake up at the same time, then we act like nothing happened (we always sleep at like 2:30am latest besides me and wake up at like 8am for the pranks to happen), but if only a few wake up at the same time, it’s a sword fight or pillow fight for who pranks the ones asleep. If a lot wake up, it’s a group huddle on what the prank(s) should be.
Well yea, if guy have a problem with their guy friends, we 'generally' have some system of forgiveness in place depending on the “problem” at hand. Don't need some stupid drama to drive the bois apart.
To answer your question, no, we're not ok, we constantly feel like we cant look at anything without being called a creep but if we look away from someone we're still a creep for "trying to be sneaky" yet if we talk about it to anyone we get insulted, if a man is unhappy in a relationship its his problem, if a girls unhappy in a relationship its still the guys problem, if you even talk to a girl you're a creep, if you offer a drunk girl a ride home you're a murderer, yet no one ever checks in on us, so no we're not "ok"
14:56 thats alot of guys they don't know how to talk/interact with girls so any "hints" dont exist and guys have be careful in proximity so there's limited to negative progress because its based on how girl feels at the moment
27:00 This was me in college except instead of her having a BF, I was so oblivious and had tuned out thoughts of being in a relationship for so long that I think I accidently rejected her since I didn't make any moves on her. I didn't even realize that I might be being hit on cause I just had no romantic thoughts in my head. Girl invited me over to work on assignment > girl makes me dinner > girl clearly isn't all that interest in doing homework > girl excuses herself to shower. Me: "Hm, she must really trust me to do that since she's all alone. Welp, time to knock this homework out." Sorry Priscilla; you failed to pierce my autistic automated mental defense system despite firing a cluster of hypersonic missiles. 😅😅
6:39 i find it funny how every girl thinks we talk about military history. It's, in fact, men in military history, as in men who served in the military, being every age and interacting with each other like normal people. It also shows girls don't understand. 😂
27:43 Not only did Granny called her out, she even swatted her, now that's a Grandma everyone will love 😂 30:44 I think the joke here is because you can't slap a woman unless you want society to rip you a new hole 😂
Thought I was too old for this video. Actually this was an interesting watch. A lot of these memes were very exaggerated but definitely have had many guy friends that teased each other but weren't mean like calling something you did or created bad, unless it was warranted. Also, the server one was hilarious Fun to watch your reactions Dipperdog
As a man, I never had anyone who I could open up to...... but then I joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Men complimenting each other and helping one another. I have even received hugs from them. They are so kind and loving. They have accepted me for who I am. I found it strange at first.... but then I realized that the World is strange and the people there are actually normal.
30:49 Yep. I've been complimented three times. The first was a half-blind old lady in the dementia ward... so... you know. The second was a woman roughly the same age (than me). And third time was a couple of relative young teenagers on the street (I didn't talk to them, they just said it to me when I walked past them). So I'm winning...I guess? In any case, I'll remember these encounters the rest of my life for sure... And about compliments. I am superficially open and talkative, but in reality I am quite a closed, introverted and private person. But my mood was a little weird once. So I said to my friend that I was really happy than we met back when we did. He was surprised and happy (and didn't even think that I was sick or planning to minecraft myself). So maybe we all should say these kinds out loud, not just think.
9:00 Men are actually taught to care less about their life than others. "It's a man's job to protect a woman." Is ingrained from a young age. Women and children first, means men last. Women can bring new life, so they're prioritized. Men are also much less likely to try suicide, but much more likely to die. Just the social cues are there. Men also fear a lot less things. Guy on the street is just a guy on the street. Where a guy on the streat can be a threat to a woman. When you're not taught to analyze situations for threats, you don't think of threats. Like I would believe this is exaggerated, but men do not approach the same problem the same way.
Speaking as a male artist, I actively seek out criticism. Constructive, destructive, doesn't matter. I'll take what I can get. Facing harsh truths my eyes can't detect is the only way I'll improve.
when i was 8, and my clueless ahh sat on the toilet seat not realising that the toilet seat was down and i peed on it i didnt realise for an hour till my mom was asking who it was (i didnt get in trouble my little brother did 💀)
The boy friendship memes have a lot of roasting because with true friends they know when you are roasting jokingly so they never take that personal, and apparently that doesnt work very well in many women
Fun fact I am an asian who moved to UK and I was actually shocked when I got to my new secondary school. Nearly nobody can get along with me and I only realised the reason 1 year later. (Girls chatting in art class) "You know the new boy who came in yesterday?" "Yea... HE GOT THAT AMERIAN PLAYBOY ACCENT!" "That's crazy." Basically I am not seen as any similar to the stereotypes they know about Asians. (While me and my friend in art class) "We could have won the match if ( ) didn't fumble the ball in PE." "BRO HE WAS SO SH*T IKR." . . .
I did the same to my eye lashes. Was getting tired of people commenting on how long they were, also they were curling back into my eye so I chopped those things down.
In answer to your questions as to whether or not guys really do just insult and rip into each other just for fun, yes. We really do. Specifically with our friends, teammates, and other close acquaintances. Rule of thumb for guys is this Random dude hurling insults: probably genuine disdain. Friend hurling insults: good natured ribbing, no matter how harsh it seems.
One year I grew my hair out past my shoulders. After I noticed split ends forming I had it layered at a professional salon. I can't speak for other men, but all the simple compliments from girls on my hair is a nice memory that still puts a smile on my face.
17:20 I did an apple for art once, went layer after layer with colors and it looked really damn good. Made my week fr when I was able to show it off to family and got the compliments
I believe a sport is a game with rules and regulations which is won through skill. Like Chess is a sport as it is entirely skill. Blackjack and Poker aren't a sport as they are luck based even if skill is involved. Like if in basketballs someone rolled a 6 sided die every time someone made a basket and that was the point value, it would no longer be a sport as the aspect of chance would be too great.
Correct me if I am wrong, but the "Girls after getting slapped" bit is after a girl gets slapped, they usually go silent, maybe give a gasp. But they do not say a single thing. And then may or may not be followed up with a retaliatory slap.
22:42 "the bad people who break hearts" Just like with Haru? And yes, we man always burn eachother. A good banter is a sign of a good friendship. Also, YES, DINOS! Who wouldn't want to see dinos alive!!
At 19:28 the first thing that came to mind was when i shoved my entire winter coat into my shorts pocket because i always wear shorts even in winter but i was inside and had no where to put the coat since i was in school so i shoved it into my pocket.
There’s no problem with the guy who is still incredibly in love with his wife, I’ve been with mine for almost 19 years(married for 16 years), and I still catch myself staring at her, thinking “How did I ever manage to get her to be my wife?” The best part is that this is going to be a thing for the rest of my life, and I’m okay with that!
"Giving guys a compliment is never done enough." This is completely true. I still remember the time when a lesbian gave me a compliment about having a nice beard randomly. I will probably never ever forget it. XD Give guys more compliments girls.. youll see them react... but make sure its not in a joke.. that will backfire hard.
I may not be “scared” of my parents, but I do have crippling trust issues because of them and have been begging my mum to put me in therapy to unpack my trauma but nope. And yes, 99% of guys walk weirdly sometimes to unstick their nuts. Oh and with the presents one, someone could literally just hug me and I would *break down in tears*
Hey dipper. To prove the point you already learned i can indeed remember the last compliment i got. I was at work, and helping an elderly woman and she said i had a nice smile, this was 7 months ago.
8:53 that is true. Last chemistry class I had was in high school, and I was in the back with 3 guys I barely knew, and we kept using Bunsen burners to heat up soda cans and burn circles onto each other
1:51 me too 4:58 yes 6:07 2 of my grandmas passed away may 2024 😢 7:36 why you hate me? I am a fan 8:54 the dad of my friend got arrested, before my friend was born, bc he did that exact thing in class 9:10 true 10:18 thats how i got single (bad tip, BAD TIP *BADTIPDONTTRY* ) 10:27 that is so true XD 12:40 trick 17 (but it‘s illegal) 15:29 that laugh XD 15:53 I understand: he has a gf and cheats on her with you 17:13 yes, bc when we give each other a compliment, we are unofficially „officially g-word“ 17:52 she just turned into an alarm almost as loud as the reason down there, why you shouldn’t talk back to girls LMAO 18:50 didnt you hear him say „consider this a warning“? Thats the meaning 18:56 „no more taco“ got me killed XD *if you see this answer me: why are almost all girls addicted to tacos??* 19:14 girls pockets: *2 Inventory slots*; boys pockets: *36 inventory slots*; boys bags: * 54 Inventory slots* girls _smallest_ handbags: *INF Inventory slots* 20:08 umm what is that picture? Maybe there are underaged ppls watching or 80 yr old creeps?? 20:34 same, I‘ve been working out and dieting for 6 *YEARS* and still I look like before 😢😢 20:44 can somebody explain this to me? I dont get it 23:16 woman is worse, bc they have it better, ruling in most releasionships, their r-worders and a-worders dont get so much attention, *AND THEY STILL THINK THEY HAVE IT WORSE* 24:50 I dont think so, at least not for me Boy + girl + relationship = Boy without allowance to any social media (from what I have experienced myself) + girl that takes control (same reason) 25:58 like I‘ve already said, or have I?? Idk, maybe it is at the bottom 29:40 I did this, when I was a teen, until I realised it is gross, then I stopped 30:32 mens whilst gaming in the same room every 2 seconds: WHY ARE YOU SO BAD, YOU SOLD THE GAME; and after that; 🚑🚨wee-woo-wee-woo; and; -10 000💶 30:59 giving a guy is worng, that will send them to the hospital, giving a single guy (like me😢😢), that is right, will make their life a better place, bc girls are just too shy to compliment guys, and are used to being the one getting compliments from guys 31:03 you have hatched a girl, that understands guys (thats the only thing, besides to let them go out with their homies and let them game, guys need! Respect for knowing that! #respectForYou!)- 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% 32:15 FRR This one is long so it is on the bottom: 13:42 there are way more proofs, that there is *NO* gender equality and girls are over men: Those „Creeps caught in 4k“ vids, are just girls that stalk men, they like and then decide to make money out of it and ruin their entire life for some reason Girl brutally declining a relationship with boys: *boys*: crys *girls*: laugh at the boy with no respect and call him weak, bc they just brutally hurt his emotions; Boy nicely declines a relationship WITH REASON (maybe he is in one, idk) *girl*: H-HOW C-CAN YOU DENY ME SO BRUTALLY *her friends*: yapping at the boy for being so „emotionless“ and trying to make the girl happy agian *boy*: gets mad, bc he denied nicely with reason, but doesnt even allow himself to speak or else his ears will break from all of the screaming of the girl Edidt: 21:44 is another example Guess you‘re done reading now, huh? please answer my question at 20:44? 32:25 the video is over, but this took me a long time, so could you pls make that gray button with the white outline white, by clicking this button: 👇(not forcing, but I‘d appreciate you, thx)
30:40 I forget the show but one show talked about this. That guys can play fight but women real fight. Women do actually tend to go to a real fight more often once it turns to violence. Men can reset because violence is more socially acceptable for them to use and be used against them.
A classic technique I use is to roast someone in jest, then give the actual compliment immediately afterwards. That way things are less awkward since we almost never come up to one another and compliment out of the blue. And yes, we do in fact remember compliments forever. I still remember one time around 7 years ago when it was around Valentine’s - I was part of a speech & debate club & we had the option of giving each other (anonymous) letters with compliments in them. I got one from a girl I didn’t know well where she said all kinds of nice things about my smile and general presence - in retrospect she might’ve had a crush on me & I had no clue at the time. I still think about that.
28:16 - I'm pretty sure there was a cartoon (Family Guy or something) where a punchline was that people were having 'relations' with the horses during a race. The people were tied up under the horses during the race. Your comment and the story made me think about this scene again, lol.
14:26 As a guy who has a friend group full of boys our usual response to this would be a "Bet you won't" or a "I'd like to see you try" with absolutely no hesitation and in a way that sounds serious but obviously not at the same time and it cheers everyone up and we're all fine. We're all toxic in a joking and supporting way, it's weird lmao
The existence of casual sex implies the existence of ranked, competitive sex.
I live in fear of this.
sex olympics
Don't fear... Just "Git Gud"!
@@SlytheyTove I need to stock up on Estus then!
Competitive sex is what happens when they run out of condoms at the lodges that they put the athletes in during the Olympics
wouldnt that just be the actors
My aeronautics teacher and I set the celling on fire by accident with rocket fuel. We moved outside to finish it up
@@Dougthickadome Finish burning the celling?
@@carnonPL ruined by explaining, stop doing that if you ever want to be funny my guy.
@@Myhaay if you say so
I didn't believe the women's pockets thing for the longest time, then one day it dawned on me that my partner only ever wore men's pants/shorts. Fashion designers did y'all dirty.
I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but I believe in the theory that they’re designed that way so fashion companies sell more purses. It’s the only explanation I’ve heard that makes sense
Sucks I hate purses. But loving my FF14 fanfest bag 🎒
Choosing to buy something isn't being scammed, it's being a poor spender...Sounds to me like your partner was actually down to earth and not obsessed with the "Next big thing.
Same reason my sister only shops in the men's section, as she says: "The Woman's section is for materialistic morons."
@@emeraldfinder5 That's actually the proven fact for it continuing to be that way today.
Women wearing men’s bottoms (if they’re the kind that need to be held up with a belt) are ALWAYS a massive turn-on for me. Especially chubby tomboys.
he asked the ghost it's gender, but because of the answer system, it gave it was not capable of answering the question so it started freaking out
With no corporeal form, gender is meaningless.
Bro was like” I don’t know bitch I just died”
A girl in highschool once complimented my hoodie and said that white was a good colour on me. That was over 15 years ago. I will carry that to my grave
One time a girl didn't call the cops on me when I passed her in the hallway. She will forever be an angel to me...
I have a girl that calls me handsome every time I meet her. That girl is my grandma, she is the best girl in the world.
@@deathnoterz3000 bro thats more than I'm ever gonna have
A girl in my first year of high school invited me to her house and her parents were away, I didn't have my wallet so I couldn't buy the train ticket and I was too embarrassed to ask anyone for money. I will always remember her and the girl who I hanged out and had fun with for a few months before finding out I was more like entertainment for her, also she was dating this guy who I thought was my friend.
@@maximumeffort1006 she is too old to be called a girl lol
About 10 years ago at my highschool, 4 guys blew the door off the chemistry room and set what was left of the table on fire durning class.
They're all probably rocket engineers now.
"The instructions said to pour slowly, how dare they think i can't do this quickly"
30 seconds later
"So that's why they said do it slowly"
It erupted
I think the 30:19 is that girls after slapping each other never talk again so they "disappear", but boys usually talk after beating each other. Can be wrong, not completely sure.
I love how this memes are funny because how real they feel, even when in a serious talk it would be baaaad.
Very good video Dips!
I am a dude, and I was thinking the same thing. However, you are correct the more I look at the format.
Some guys will slap/fight each other, then once it's over, be like "same time next week?"
Meanwhile girls will call each other their nemesis and block on all social media
Guys after one slap: are u gae? Why didnt you just punch me?
My friend slapped my hand as a joke and got hurt from the recoil
NATRUAL BODY ARMOUR FOR THE WIN BABYYYYY
I remember 7 years ago I was buying screws and a drill at lowes and a big black girl cashier called me sweetie and complimented my shirt. I still remember this to this day
Man… Sounds like a core memory…
*big black girl cashier* 💀
Another Vtuber reactor to this video explained it so I’ll put it here:
The girl he cheats with joke is that the one on the right has her hair braids done just slightly better than the one on the left (you).
Thing is, boys don’t notice that but girls will.
But the left is way better
Hair is hair@@shory3172
8:54 "There's no way boys are more irresponsible with chemicals" My sister in christ, my friend smelled hydrochloric acid (he was horribly ill afterwards)
I do chemistry as a hobby and I absolutely agree, we tend to do dumb stuff sometimes
@@DecayedPage yeah, but to make it more amusing, this was during a lesson, and we were supposed to find out the Ph value (I think it was that) of the different acids
Of course I’m scared of my mom. She’s able to hit me.
With the insults thing we only do that with our close friends. The true friend is the one who can call me the worst thing on earth and vice versa while we both laugh together. Me and my best friend call each other some heinous things but if either of us needs help the other will rush without thinking twice
11:05 Gotta admit that at least she knows what she wants.
30:35 I have two theories. #1 She got slapped so hard she was obliterated. #2 Girls run away or leave when slapped and there's no forgiveness?
Its number 2
There's something about a woman getting fed up and just going out to buy mes pats for pocket capacity that just agrees with my soul.
Maybe I'm wrong, but most of the time men's perfumes aren't as delicate as women's, and they smell stronger, so technically the scent stays longer.
4:59 It's very true, Dipper
@@Khailward Like crazy true. The wife kept looking at me weird wondering what I was doing the first several times I did it at the house. She's used to it now.
Dipper, as men, we're constantly pushing each other to exceed their potential and the roasting on a successful attempt is how we encourage and show acknowledgment of their efforts cuz compliments can be sus.
We just want the best for our brothers
20:35 - Just hoping that Dipper was actually able to recognize the irony in this pic.
30:34 Someone has probably said it before but it's a joke about how girls don't talk after a fight.
As a boy who’s been to the boys sleepover, here’s some stuff we do:
Watch stupid stuff on social media
Watch movies
Play 1 or 2 board games
Play a ton of video games
Eat a ton of snacks but no proper meals aside from lunch and breakfast
Have an exercise competition or arm wrestles
Pillow fight
Last to sleep challenge
Sword fight or friendly (but rough) spar
Prank each other
Walk in on each other doing stupid stuff (like standing upside down in the middle of the room, dancing, or fighting demons)
The first to wake up is always the prankster, and pranks everyone; so right when one of us sleep, it’s a competition on who can wake up first. If we all wake up at the same time, then we act like nothing happened (we always sleep at like 2:30am latest besides me and wake up at like 8am for the pranks to happen), but if only a few wake up at the same time, it’s a sword fight or pillow fight for who pranks the ones asleep. If a lot wake up, it’s a group huddle on what the prank(s) should be.
My sister in high school hung out with the boys. She said there was just less drama and more weed.
Can't fault her.
yeah that checks out
Well yea, if guy have a problem with their guy friends, we 'generally' have some system of forgiveness in place depending on the “problem” at hand. Don't need some stupid drama to drive the bois apart.
To answer your question, no, we're not ok, we constantly feel like we cant look at anything without being called a creep but if we look away from someone we're still a creep for "trying to be sneaky" yet if we talk about it to anyone we get insulted, if a man is unhappy in a relationship its his problem, if a girls unhappy in a relationship its still the guys problem, if you even talk to a girl you're a creep, if you offer a drunk girl a ride home you're a murderer, yet no one ever checks in on us, so no we're not "ok"
14:56 thats alot of guys they don't know how to talk/interact with girls so any "hints" dont exist and guys have be careful in proximity so there's limited to negative progress because its based on how girl feels at the moment
27:00 This was me in college except instead of her having a BF, I was so oblivious and had tuned out thoughts of being in a relationship for so long that I think I accidently rejected her since I didn't make any moves on her. I didn't even realize that I might be being hit on cause I just had no romantic thoughts in my head. Girl invited me over to work on assignment > girl makes me dinner > girl clearly isn't all that interest in doing homework > girl excuses herself to shower. Me: "Hm, she must really trust me to do that since she's all alone. Welp, time to knock this homework out." Sorry Priscilla; you failed to pierce my autistic automated mental defense system despite firing a cluster of hypersonic missiles. 😅😅
@@rOvertJustice wasn't Priscilla The female sloth in the DMV from zootopia?
6:39 i find it funny how every girl thinks we talk about military history. It's, in fact, men in military history, as in men who served in the military, being every age and interacting with each other like normal people.
It also shows girls don't understand. 😂
4:58 The council has a “few” words for you. You are on a thin ice, pal.
27:43 Not only did Granny called her out, she even swatted her, now that's a Grandma everyone will love 😂
30:44 I think the joke here is because you can't slap a woman unless you want society to rip you a new hole 😂
That second one
Nah they just never talk to each other again
Please react to more of these, your reactions to these memes are fantastic lmao
"i was busy drawing womens with guns in class"
Based
As a car guy, the “ horse power” joke made me lose my mind. 😂😂😂
I like Bill Burr's strategy for arguing with women: if it turns into ad hominem, don't react, wait it out. You already won.
Thought I was too old for this video. Actually this was an interesting watch. A lot of these memes were very exaggerated but definitely have had many guy friends that teased each other but weren't mean like calling something you did or created bad, unless it was warranted. Also, the server one was hilarious Fun to watch your reactions Dipperdog
As a man, I never had anyone who I could open up to...... but then I joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Men complimenting each other and helping one another. I have even received hugs from them. They are so kind and loving. They have accepted me for who I am.
I found it strange at first.... but then I realized that the World is strange and the people there are actually normal.
of course he has a dining table! You put the Keyboard and Mouse to the side and can put your food there!
Yes its true every summer the jewels get stuck
The thumbnail goes crazy💀💀
30:49 Yep. I've been complimented three times. The first was a half-blind old lady in the dementia ward... so... you know. The second was a woman roughly the same age (than me). And third time was a couple of relative young teenagers on the street (I didn't talk to them, they just said it to me when I walked past them). So I'm winning...I guess? In any case, I'll remember these encounters the rest of my life for sure...
And about compliments. I am superficially open and talkative, but in reality I am quite a closed, introverted and private person. But my mood was a little weird once. So I said to my friend that I was really happy than we met back when we did. He was surprised and happy (and didn't even think that I was sick or planning to minecraft myself). So maybe we all should say these kinds out loud, not just think.
19:33 I once saw this above a urinal: "Look at where you piss, not at the clouds!"
17:46
Ah the gremlin has been unleashed good
I have a sure-fire way to argue with women, I call it the Iron Maiden technique. Here's what you do: Run to the hills, run for your life.
20:08 felt my soul trying to escape on that daamm
Bro ngl every time I use a public restroom I always wipe the seat with toilet paper just in case I do not see the dribble on it.
9:00 Men are actually taught to care less about their life than others. "It's a man's job to protect a woman." Is ingrained from a young age. Women and children first, means men last. Women can bring new life, so they're prioritized. Men are also much less likely to try suicide, but much more likely to die. Just the social cues are there. Men also fear a lot less things. Guy on the street is just a guy on the street. Where a guy on the streat can be a threat to a woman. When you're not taught to analyze situations for threats, you don't think of threats.
Like I would believe this is exaggerated, but men do not approach the same problem the same way.
Speaking as a male artist, I actively seek out criticism. Constructive, destructive, doesn't matter. I'll take what I can get. Facing harsh truths my eyes can't detect is the only way I'll improve.
when i was 8, and my clueless ahh sat on the toilet seat not realising that the toilet seat was down and i peed on it i didnt realise for an hour till my mom was asking who it was (i didnt get in trouble my little brother did 💀)
The boy friendship memes have a lot of roasting because with true friends they know when you are roasting jokingly so they never take that personal, and apparently that doesnt work very well in many women
Its bad when your mother gets angry and yells. But you know that you seriously effed up when your dad gets angry.
1:44 ... You interrupted me while I was saying the exact same thing! Lotta people aren't aware of that.
When i was in kandahar we went 3 weeks without access to running water and had to use water bottles to shower.
"Men would think they are pregnant"
ain't no need for fanfic, we already got the alphabet mafia
8:56 actually, buddy of mine taught me how to make napalm during science class.
Yeah it really only requires 2 ingredients to make crude napalm
Fun fact I am an asian who moved to UK and I was actually shocked when I got to my new secondary school. Nearly nobody can get along with me and I only realised the reason 1 year later.
(Girls chatting in art class)
"You know the new boy who came in yesterday?"
"Yea... HE GOT THAT AMERIAN PLAYBOY ACCENT!"
"That's crazy."
Basically I am not seen as any similar to the stereotypes they know about Asians.
(While me and my friend in art class)
"We could have won the match if ( ) didn't fumble the ball in PE."
"BRO HE WAS SO SH*T IKR."
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The unsticking nut from leg is true, unfortunately.
ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT SHE PREDICTED RDJ COMING BACK😭😭😭
I did the same to my eye lashes. Was getting tired of people commenting on how long they were, also they were curling back into my eye so I chopped those things down.
"stop spilling milk, you're wasting our money"
"get smoked" the most badahh cap in existence
That fact you guessed RDJ would come back cuz of some multiverse thing is astonishing
In answer to your questions as to whether or not guys really do just insult and rip into each other just for fun, yes. We really do. Specifically with our friends, teammates, and other close acquaintances. Rule of thumb for guys is this
Random dude hurling insults: probably genuine disdain.
Friend hurling insults: good natured ribbing, no matter how harsh it seems.
8:55 I had one friend back in my elementary school that he put the bunsen burner fire knob to max while holding it diagonally like a flamethrower😭💀
One year I grew my hair out past my shoulders. After I noticed split ends forming I had it layered at a professional salon. I can't speak for other men, but all the simple compliments from girls on my hair is a nice memory that still puts a smile on my face.
17:20 I did an apple for art once, went layer after layer with colors and it looked really damn good. Made my week fr when I was able to show it off to family and got the compliments
how many of us saw the title + the thumbnail and jumped in to see if that was asked?
Yes, I am not okay, but there are people I can talk to. Problem, *social anxiety exists*
I believe a sport is a game with rules and regulations which is won through skill. Like Chess is a sport as it is entirely skill. Blackjack and Poker aren't a sport as they are luck based even if skill is involved. Like if in basketballs someone rolled a 6 sided die every time someone made a basket and that was the point value, it would no longer be a sport as the aspect of chance would be too great.
Correct me if I am wrong, but the "Girls after getting slapped" bit is after a girl gets slapped, they usually go silent, maybe give a gasp. But they do not say a single thing. And then may or may not be followed up with a retaliatory slap.
8:17 why did i started dying by this LMAO
22:42 "the bad people who break hearts"
Just like with Haru?
And yes, we man always burn eachother.
A good banter is a sign of a good friendship.
Also, YES, DINOS! Who wouldn't want to see dinos alive!!
"shouldn't we just switch to cologne then perfume?"
FINALLY! I've seen so many people react to this and NEVER put 2 and 2 together! Thank you!
At 19:28 the first thing that came to mind was when i shoved my entire winter coat into my shorts pocket because i always wear shorts even in winter but i was inside and had no where to put the coat since i was in school so i shoved it into my pocket.
I went one day in school without a girl and a guy calling me ugly I will love that day forever
There’s no problem with the guy who is still incredibly in love with his wife, I’ve been with mine for almost 19 years(married for 16 years), and I still catch myself staring at her, thinking “How did I ever manage to get her to be my wife?” The best part is that this is going to be a thing for the rest of my life, and I’m okay with that!
"Giving guys a compliment is never done enough." This is completely true. I still remember the time when a lesbian gave me a compliment about having a nice beard randomly. I will probably never ever forget it. XD Give guys more compliments girls.. youll see them react... but make sure its not in a joke.. that will backfire hard.
Us men’s pockets be a whole Minecraft inventory with lots of chests
I may not be “scared” of my parents, but I do have crippling trust issues because of them and have been begging my mum to put me in therapy to unpack my trauma but nope. And yes, 99% of guys walk weirdly sometimes to unstick their nuts. Oh and with the presents one, someone could literally just hug me and I would *break down in tears*
As a fellow man I feel the need to pat you on the back for having the courage to speak up about this. Anyways have a nice day😊
8:47 Because we are. I had a classmate finger the sink faucet because it would release a little more water after you turned it off.
Hey dipper. To prove the point you already learned i can indeed remember the last compliment i got. I was at work, and helping an elderly woman and she said i had a nice smile, this was 7 months ago.
8:00 I think the Joke is that we would do time travel NOT to meet the Ex GF
i miss my grandpa, he made the best french fries, the best cheeseburgers, the best tacos the best pizza the best spaghetti, he made everything so good
I'm terrified of my mom. Though I can never say that to her face.
15:50 It means you ARE the girl he cheats with.
Been scrolling for 5 minutes for this answer 😂
@@arsaneapex6333 same lmao
8:53 that is true. Last chemistry class I had was in high school, and I was in the back with 3 guys I barely knew, and we kept using Bunsen burners to heat up soda cans and burn circles onto each other
1:51 me too
4:58 yes
6:07 2 of my grandmas passed away may 2024 😢
7:36 why you hate me? I am a fan
8:54 the dad of my friend got arrested, before my friend was born, bc he did that exact thing in class
9:10 true
10:18 thats how i got single (bad tip, BAD TIP *BADTIPDONTTRY* )
10:27 that is so true XD
12:40 trick 17 (but it‘s illegal)
15:29 that laugh XD
15:53 I understand: he has a gf and cheats on her with you
17:13 yes, bc when we give each other a compliment, we are unofficially „officially g-word“
17:52 she just turned into an alarm almost as loud as the reason down there, why you shouldn’t talk back to girls LMAO
18:50 didnt you hear him say „consider this a warning“? Thats the meaning
18:56 „no more taco“ got me killed XD *if you see this answer me: why are almost all girls addicted to tacos??*
19:14 girls pockets: *2 Inventory slots*; boys pockets: *36 inventory slots*; boys bags: * 54 Inventory slots* girls _smallest_ handbags: *INF Inventory slots*
20:08 umm what is that picture? Maybe there are underaged ppls watching or 80 yr old creeps??
20:34 same, I‘ve been working out and dieting for 6 *YEARS* and still I look like before 😢😢
20:44 can somebody explain this to me? I dont get it
23:16 woman is worse, bc they have it better, ruling in most releasionships, their r-worders and a-worders dont get so much attention, *AND THEY STILL THINK THEY HAVE IT WORSE*
24:50 I dont think so, at least not for me
Boy + girl + relationship = Boy without allowance to any social media (from what I have experienced myself) + girl that takes control (same reason)
25:58 like I‘ve already said, or have I?? Idk, maybe it is at the bottom
29:40 I did this, when I was a teen, until I realised it is gross, then I stopped
30:32 mens whilst gaming in the same room every 2 seconds: WHY ARE YOU SO BAD, YOU SOLD THE GAME; and after that; 🚑🚨wee-woo-wee-woo; and; -10 000💶
30:59 giving a guy is worng, that will send them to the hospital, giving a single guy (like me😢😢), that is right, will make their life a better place, bc girls are just too shy to compliment guys, and are used to being the one getting compliments from guys
31:03 you have hatched a girl, that understands guys (thats the only thing, besides to let them go out with their homies and let them game, guys need! Respect for knowing that! #respectForYou!)- 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
32:15 FRR
This one is long so it is on the bottom:
13:42 there are way more proofs, that there is *NO* gender equality and girls are over men:
Those „Creeps caught in 4k“ vids, are just girls that stalk men, they like and then decide to make money out of it and ruin their entire life for some reason
Girl brutally declining a relationship with boys: *boys*: crys *girls*: laugh at the boy with no respect and call him weak, bc they just brutally hurt his emotions; Boy nicely declines a relationship WITH REASON (maybe he is in one, idk) *girl*: H-HOW C-CAN YOU DENY ME SO BRUTALLY *her friends*: yapping at the boy for being so „emotionless“ and trying to make the girl happy agian *boy*: gets mad, bc he denied nicely with reason, but doesnt even allow himself to speak or else his ears will break from all of the screaming of the girl
Edidt: 21:44 is another example
Guess you‘re done reading now, huh? please answer my question at 20:44?
32:25 the video is over, but this took me a long time, so could you pls make that gray button with the white outline white, by clicking this button:
👇(not forcing, but I‘d appreciate you, thx)
It took me the entire video to realise the model has the arcade kids hat from Persona 5
30:40 I forget the show but one show talked about this. That guys can play fight but women real fight. Women do actually tend to go to a real fight more often once it turns to violence. Men can reset because violence is more socially acceptable for them to use and be used against them.
A classic technique I use is to roast someone in jest, then give the actual compliment immediately afterwards. That way things are less awkward since we almost never come up to one another and compliment out of the blue.
And yes, we do in fact remember compliments forever. I still remember one time around 7 years ago when it was around Valentine’s - I was part of a speech & debate club & we had the option of giving each other (anonymous) letters with compliments in them. I got one from a girl I didn’t know well where she said all kinds of nice things about my smile and general presence - in retrospect she might’ve had a crush on me & I had no clue at the time. I still think about that.
The packing one was more like a month long vacation
Fun fact, the only difference between cologne and perfume is the ratio in which the base ingredients are mixed
28:16 - I'm pretty sure there was a cartoon (Family Guy or something) where a punchline was that people were having 'relations' with the horses during a race. The people were tied up under the horses during the race.
Your comment and the story made me think about this scene again, lol.
Close the lid before you flush and leave it closed.
True. Particles do fly out when you flush.
Cologne lasts longer because of the heavier base, but it means that you'd only have cologne smells available.
17:50 she realy said 🐵🐵🐵🐒🐒🐒🦧🦧🦧
1:25 ayo, she was the silent kid with the potential of going full pumpt up kids.
That diet one is hilarious
The joke at 20:36 is mixed signals, because in the picture a revolver is being reloaded like a different type of firearm
7:55 muscle weighs more than fat; the dieting woman got more toned, but that wont show after a week. try after a month she likely looks thinner.
14:26 As a guy who has a friend group full of boys our usual response to this would be a "Bet you won't"
or a "I'd like to see you try" with absolutely no hesitation and in a way that sounds serious but obviously not at the same time and it cheers everyone up and we're all fine. We're all toxic in a joking and supporting way, it's weird lmao
You have the same mindset about the MCU after Stark's death that i do. Endgame was the last movie to me
7:51 "AHHHHHHHHHHH" got me 😂
As a 90's baby growing up I will not ever use social media outside of free business advertisement and I havent started a business yet...