@@Midnightgamer00 you wrote pretty much exactly what i wanted to. I agree its not the flowers, its the compliment and recognition that we meant enough to a person to be given something from them without a reason and just because they felt like it. Woman ask yourselves how many times have you just gotten your man something because you thought he might like it or to make him feel appreciated outside of a birthday or holiday... basically never?!?! yeah but you expect flowers and s*** all the time (BJ/HJ/SEX dont count if you consider them gifts/rewards of appreciation/compliments then your 100% red flag. your not special there is billions of other woman, BUT you are special to that guy who buys you flowers and loves you, so dont take him for granted and treat him well too.... TIP buy him a 6pack of beer or whatever he likes and tell him, "tonight just have some drinks and relax" AND LET HIM ACTUALLY RELAX this will mean more than you will ever understand)
@@velvetrosang4684 i mean when it's something that you hear like 1 time a year at best it just sticks i guess. A simple compliment genuinely goes a very long way for guys.
A girl I was friends with in high school and who took the same bus as me once said I have a cute smile, I still remember to this day and will probably remember until my dying breath.
@@DeadBeat1005 bro i feel that so much lmao. I remember when i was in highschool i met a friend of mine I met in middle school out on the street, we had a short conversation and later that night she texted me "you had a glow up." and I'm never gonna forget that for as long as i live.
To the flowers thing, it's not the flowers themselves, it's the fact that men want to feel loved and appreciated. When a women will go out of her way to show her man how much she loves him, it speaks volumes to us guys.
@@dreymak4071 my wife does that for me every once in a while. She found out I was in need of a new holster for my edc and instead of getting me some cheapo one, she got me a custom holster with two spare mag holders and a better belt because, and I quote: "I may not understand your passion for guns, but I love you and you make me feel safe, so I want you to feel safe too." Because she makes me feel loved and appreciated, and I her, we have been going strong for almost 10 years married.
It’s funnier because it looks like Dipper has no clue who he is. She didn’t even react. He has had at least 20 professions under his belt but she didn’t even recognize his name…
I still remember my first cat call. It was when Alien vs Predator the first movie came out and I was at the theater with my brother in law. Someone dropped something and while I already had my hands full with our drinks so i couldn't bend over without spilling, so instead i squatted down just like in weight lifting class and grabbed the object, and stood up without spilling anything which got a catcall and some cheering from 3 or 4 girls behind me. That moment was way better than the movie.
fun fact. squatting is actually the best way to pick up anything. due to the spine being it's strongest when it's straight, compared to bending forward which makes it very easily breakable (there's a better way to put this but I can't be bothered) hence the whole "pick up with your legs, not your back". tho you might already know this if you're learning to exercise
@@Glacial_floofs It is, but you don't need that much strength to pick up a lot of things (I think it was a wallet in this case) and (safely) working the back muscles shouldn't be neglected either. Squatting was a better option so I'd be less likely to tip and spill the drinks in this case. I can't remember for sure, but I think my squat weight was about 345 pounds on the squat rack back then? On the multi machine i maxed out the number of plates for the squat side, but you don't need nearly as much stability on a machine like that.
There is a famous saying. "A man recieves flowers only once in his entire life. The day he dies." Flowers show love and appreciation. Who wouldnt want that?
If I got even something kinda strange like a Lego set for a Rose or a Fidget toy like a Rubix cube I would cherish it greatly. I have a feeling if the average man was given underwear by a girl they like they would wear it whenever they go out with them like it was their Lucky Underwear.
If someone got me flowers, purely because they thought I would like them, regardless of any external factor, I would be happy beyond words and treasure that memory until my dying breath.
"Do men want flowers?" Yes, I'd enjoy a gift from someone that wants to show they appreciate me. Flowers fit the bill there. They'd be the first piece of decoration in my empty male living space too. 😅
Gave my fiance VERY specific flowers when I proposed (I actually studied the language of flowers from my great grandmother's book). Never saw him so happy until I actually began my proposal like two minutes later. Saw him on his phone at dinner looking up "flower meanings" on Google, because he knows me and knows I'm very specific on stuff. Few months later found him hosing off a bunch of rocks he found while on a walk that he then gifted me... My friends didn't get it, but these were some unusual rocks. They're in a drawer with my collection of fossils and gemstones and geodes; I like rocks simple as that. Before anyone asks, I had two rings when I proposed, one was one I saved up to buy with a friend's help in finding it, and the other I made with an actual labradorite I had.
I DO like flowers. I used to spend time after school in our agriculture class greenhouse arranging hanging baskets that we sold for fundraising. It was relaxing and creatively stimulating to try out different combinations of colors and flower types into something pretty.
An absolutely random, unconnected fact is that humans finish cooking at ages 23-25, and the last thing to mature is the brain: specifically, the part of the brain that deals with impulse control.
This is the internet, if you are paying for your porn...you're doing it wrong. Also, 17 years ago I got told my jacket was awesome (studded and spiked leather, angled zipper with big breast flaps...or whatever those triangular bits of jackets are called) and it still makes me happy. Legit the last IRL compliment I received.
22:37 - Oof. He must’ve said “one shall stand, one shall fall” somewhere. That phrase is cursed. Optimus says it, sounds like a total badass, and then something really bad happens that doesn’t end well for him. Without fail.
regarding Ronald Reagen, most alzheimer patients need daily activities to keep themselves busy. that way they have a better purpose to keep on going. Ronald activity happened to be racking leaves since its a good way to be busy
20:38 They weren't really trolling him. It's actually good for people with Alzheimer's and dementia to have some kind of routine in their lives. It helps keep them grounded.
4:19 the 84 year old men thing reminded me of some wise words I heard once. "If you stop using it, you lose it." You stop using your muscles, they atrophy. You stop using your mind, it atrophies. Keep workin out yall.
I do not know why, but the music behind you as you read that Optimus Prime was epic enough, that if you would have screamed that speech, I would have probably fought those World War Z zombies. You are Dipper Prime!
0:51 funny thing, dear: when dudes are being nice, we aren't hiding anything, & our acts of kindness are not for any other reason other than to be kind. Bc when we dudes flirt, it becomes an uncomfortable experience full of random pickup lines; however we're pretty uncryptic & there's never any lines you have to read in between.. When women flirts it's likely full of hints & cues. With women, one must read between the lines. Which is why I'm single. If you could give me a superhero name, Cap'n Osmium would be perfect.
Men rarely want flowers, specifically. They want to be recognized, appreciated, and valued. The meme of men receiving their first gift of flowers at their funeral is in reference to not receiving a single compliment or word of recognition, or even affection, until they are dead--when it no longer matters.
Fun fact Dipper, all the S#X mini games in the original God of War games were actually designed by the women developers in the Santa Monica Studio, lol 😆 God of War 1 through 3, and Chains of Olympus and ghost of Sparta, the 2 psp games all have the s#x mini games (except for God of War Ascension)
Someone sent flowers to work by mistake. A coworker said it was for me. I spent the whole day paranoid and looking over my shoulder. The ONLY time men get flowers is their funeral.
On the whole, "Men frequently thinking about the Roman Empire" thing. It's because, if you're an American, our country looks to be following in their footsteps. I would wager we're in the Gracchi Brothers period, so there's still some time before everything really hits the fan.
A classmate (girl), told me i look real good in black and red. To this day my choice of clothes for going out is either red, black, or a mix between the two
When you react to this stuff and see guys pain and starts feeling bad it makes me feel good that a girl is actually listening to what a guy feels on a daily basis
12:18 in college, i was given flowers by someone in the anime club that had joined my fire arts club. we dated for three years, broke up after graduation [being accepted to jobs in different parts of the country sucks], still talk. I was god damn clueless at the time and would never have known she was interested in me, i just thought she liked anime and fire. So, hell yes to women giving a guy flowers, it REALLY sends a clear signal.
yes flowers we do indeed want them, but for the reason of a sign of love/affection not really for the flowers themselves, all because "flowers at our funeral" is the only time we (as in the common man) will ever be shown love/affection
International Men's Day is actually the same day as my birthday. So not only do I get to celebrate my day of life, but I also celebrate a day where men are valued for a rare occasion. It's a double win for me.
12:00 Flowers, gift cards, etc. Any gift to show appreciation, love, and genuine care for us, is always the best gift we could ever recieve. Heck, it could be something to snack on. I for one, got chocolate bars and cards with some money in it for 2-3 past christmas day. I got more happy about getting chocolate more than anything else.
I genuinely like flowers, especially ones like alyssum and lilac, because they have a very nice fragrance. Most flowers are acceptable, honestly. After all, we like women, in part because they look and smell good to us, and a lot of the fragrances they use are floral in nature, so getting flowers that look and smell good makes sense
A surgeon told me I had nice hair whilst I was going in for a tumour removal. Whilst there was a non-zero chance she was trying to make me feel better (I was 18 with a tumour so it's not the best situation), I ride the compliment whenever I scratch my head.
Here’s all the compliments I’ve gotten from women who weren’t family: 2014: “I really respect you for that” 2015: “you’re hot” (she was drunk) 2018: “you’re a hard worker” 2021: “that’s a lovely smile” Honestly, I think I’ve been pretty lucky.
To be fair, the Elden RIng DLC was a calming experience outside of the unrelenting bosses. If you don't take in the views and landscape in that game, you are playing it kind of wrong IMO.
probably, just start digging a whole and more people will show up; but yea the thumbnail is correct im antisocial and i saw people digging a whole i would join
7:00 When my family dog got too old to jump on the bed anymore, my dad built a staircase that she could use to still sleep with them at night. Rest in Peace Vanilla...
25:55 .. to be fair the MF force marched to the field of marathon, fought a battle and THEN ran to Athens to inform them of the victory so he'd prevent the Athenian fleet of sailing out and potentially get into a conflict with the Persian fleet ALL UNDER HEAVY ARMOR
Forget walking through a woods with a stick. Maille armour, medieval clothes, and an axe is the way to go. Did it this past sunday for a reenactment show, and it was such an amazing experience
My father can't drive due to having seizures/epilepsy. My mother would routinely buy him flowers and bring them home. Likewise if he was ever out with me he would stop to get my mother flowers. It's not necessarily the gift men like in regards to flowers but the intent behind the gift. Namely being shown they were thought about and cared for means so much more.
12:22 hear me out. If you have a man cave, they will look for you in said man cave. The idea is to hide it in a place where you know no one will bother you. But even so, there are people who will follow you to the bathroom and talk to you on the other side of the door while you're trying to concentrate on taking a sh¡t. There are some weirdos out there 😂😂😂😂
18:04 I get that. It took me 6 months to remember the name of a friend I made in college. He sorta just found me in the anti social corner I scoped out for myself and hung out by during breaks.
1:51 Sometimes a bro has fallen so far into the friendzone that he is beyond saving. Mourn his loss, but don’t waste your time trying to save him. Because he has to learn for himself that he is the only one who can get him out of the friendzone, by choosing to walk away from it.
Growing up, there were numerous times where my sister would pick the bathroom lock to "hang out" with me. Even in my thirties I have nightmares about doors that won't stay shut.
@@AnthonyYang002 Must be nice to have never had a girlfriend that was perfectly fine walking in on you there. And I never lock the door on the off chance I should slip and fall or something. Want people to be able to check in on me if something were to happen
I don't think men specifically want flowers, but rather they want to be on the receiving end of the feelings that are associated with the act of giving flowers. They want to feel seen, appreciated, and loved. It's not a feeling men get to experience very often.
What's really messed up is that we get so used to not receiving compliments, that we don't know how to respond when we do receive them. I personally have enough trust issues for various reasons, that I usually assume the compliment is a lie or a trick.
For the bench one, here’s what I do. If someone sits down next to me I pull out my phone, set a timer for 30 seconds and then scroll on stuff. When the timer goes off I get up so it looks like that was what I was waiting for all along.
"So many answers are B" I had some evil teachers man. One made EVERY answer the same letter just to mess with us, another did like, A B C D A B C D The most interesting one though, was the anatomy teacher. Just enough questions on a DNA quiz, and a LOT of answers for each... there was always a bonus question on the back. "There is a hidden message. Can you find it? Write it down here." Turned out that if you got ALL the answers correct, on this DNA quiz, it spelled out GATTACA
A girl came up to me at a festival and gave me a rose. Turns out she was selling them, but that initial feeling is something I still think about. This was 20 years ago.
I hope the busted computer vs bank statement is a joke lol. Not a good demonstration of emotional maturity. Return or sell the PC or parts. Confiscate the PC and make them work to pay it off. Like good job blowing your lid and violently damaging your bank account further without being to recoup the costs. So many different options that don't hurt your wallet further.
"A bouquet of gift cards for games" is possibly the best Christmas present im js. But yes. its not the flowers. Its the "showing of care" if that makes sense.
I don't recall ever getting flowers so I don't know if I like getting them over anything else. As a purely hypothetical I guess it's a nice gesture? And ye the compliments thing is funny. I still remember back in high school when How I Met Your Mother was at its peak popularity. The character Barney inspired many meme Facebook pages. One of which was International Suit Up day. I put on a suit and posted a pic. The 2 comments I got on that have lived in my brain since. It's been what, 15 years?
It is so true about women in public not complimenting men enough. The last time it happened to me was over a year ago and I still vividly remember it. A compliment is not flirting. It's just being nice. Women, please be nice to men you see.
9:40 that's good advice. I would also suggest get a job, any job, so you get a feel for how it is to work while you figure out what you want to do and what you can do, and then consider learning a trade instead of investing on something as big as going to university.
I genuinely do not want flowers. But that is possibly because even as a kid I always got a bit sad about the flowers wilting and dying, even . So the times I gave flowers to my grandma or mother, I always got the potted ones with roots still firmly in the dirt. I was rather pleased when I could still see them, either on a table or planted in the garden, three years later and my grandmother pointed at them with a smile. (to make sure, I didn't go three years between visits. It's just that during all that time they were still around.)
12:10 Guys will take flowers, but honestly they need to be conditioned to receiving them. Basically it's like punching a guy anytime they look at something girly until they're an adult, and then handing something girl. It's not that they don't want them, it's that they've not been conditioned to actually examine their relationship with things like flowers.
Most men would also prefer something that can be used. like food tools or clothes as opposed to something cosmetic. Not all but in general men value quite a bit of stuff differently than women. But I agree. I remember the first time someone offered to buy something for me that wasn't family it was a jarring experience I felt like a deer in headlights.
my block decided that the budget for the neighbourhood should be spent in a anhole in the basement and now we basically have a bar for all 20 neighbours in our basement to drink in the cold winter of east europe
The marathon thing is half right, he did run about 26 miles to deliver a message but then immediately ran back with the response.... 52 miles with like a 2 min breather in between and it was probably either cross country or on terrible roads, like mud tracks. Hard core
When we took our son home, as we were leaving I asked the Dr if I could have these medical gloves. He said "You paid for the room, take whatever you want". I took all the gloves and a couple masks. lol Thanks Doc they really helped.
I wouldn't say I WANT flowers but I would be absolutely delighted to receive them, which says alot.
No that actually sums it up perfectly.
They die quick and you can't trade them in for Elden Ring
I agree
It is because for us guys, getting compliments alone are rare, let alone a gift.
@@Midnightgamer00 you wrote pretty much exactly what i wanted to. I agree its not the flowers, its the compliment and recognition that we meant enough to a person to be given something from them without a reason and just because they felt like it.
Woman ask yourselves how many times have you just gotten your man something because you thought he might like it or to make him feel appreciated outside of a birthday or holiday... basically never?!?! yeah but you expect flowers and s*** all the time (BJ/HJ/SEX dont count if you consider them gifts/rewards of appreciation/compliments then your 100% red flag. your not special there is billions of other woman, BUT you are special to that guy who buys you flowers and loves you, so dont take him for granted and treat him well too.... TIP buy him a 6pack of beer or whatever he likes and tell him, "tonight just have some drinks and relax" AND LET HIM ACTUALLY RELAX this will mean more than you will ever understand)
A girl told me i looked good in red back in 2018. I wear a red shirt every time i go to an event and want to look nice.
It is baffling to me how simple words like that can boost a man's view of himself for years to come lol
@@velvetrosang4684 i mean when it's something that you hear like 1 time a year at best it just sticks i guess. A simple compliment genuinely goes a very long way for guys.
@@supermariobros2166 I guess that's true. I personally like to throw compliments at men. I know how rough it is for them.
A girl I was friends with in high school and who took the same bus as me once said I have a cute smile, I still remember to this day and will probably remember until my dying breath.
@@DeadBeat1005 bro i feel that so much lmao. I remember when i was in highschool i met a friend of mine I met in middle school out on the street, we had a short conversation and later that night she texted me "you had a glow up." and I'm never gonna forget that for as long as i live.
To the flowers thing, it's not the flowers themselves, it's the fact that men want to feel loved and appreciated.
When a women will go out of her way to show her man how much she loves him, it speaks volumes to us guys.
@@dreymak4071 my wife does that for me every once in a while. She found out I was in need of a new holster for my edc and instead of getting me some cheapo one, she got me a custom holster with two spare mag holders and a better belt because, and I quote: "I may not understand your passion for guns, but I love you and you make me feel safe, so I want you to feel safe too."
Because she makes me feel loved and appreciated, and I her, we have been going strong for almost 10 years married.
Honestly, if someone gave me flowers, I'd melt. 10/10 for flowers
You have no idea, Dreymak.
The kid having Johnny Sins as his favorite actor was fucking wild.
It’s funnier because it looks like Dipper has no clue who he is. She didn’t even react. He has had at least 20 professions under his belt but she didn’t even recognize his name…
Guys favorite actor is a P*rn star with a networth of around 2 million.
@@fiscarton92 best she had a reaction. She did a awwww
@@saberruntv Honestly, I am more on the fact that Johnny sins said thanks XD
But yeah. Dipper is too innocent. So sweet
I still remember my first cat call.
It was when Alien vs Predator the first movie came out and I was at the theater with my brother in law. Someone dropped something and while I already had my hands full with our drinks so i couldn't bend over without spilling, so instead i squatted down just like in weight lifting class and grabbed the object, and stood up without spilling anything which got a catcall and some cheering from 3 or 4 girls behind me.
That moment was way better than the movie.
fun fact. squatting is actually the best way to pick up anything. due to the spine being it's strongest when it's straight, compared to bending forward which makes it very easily breakable (there's a better way to put this but I can't be bothered)
hence the whole "pick up with your legs, not your back". tho you might already know this if you're learning to exercise
@@Glacial_floofs It is, but you don't need that much strength to pick up a lot of things (I think it was a wallet in this case) and (safely) working the back muscles shouldn't be neglected either. Squatting was a better option so I'd be less likely to tip and spill the drinks in this case.
I can't remember for sure, but I think my squat weight was about 345 pounds on the squat rack back then? On the multi machine i maxed out the number of plates for the squat side, but you don't need nearly as much stability on a machine like that.
There is a famous saying.
"A man recieves flowers only once in his entire life. The day he dies."
Flowers show love and appreciation. Who wouldnt want that?
As long as it bought using givers money not the receivers
If I got even something kinda strange like a Lego set for a Rose or a Fidget toy like a Rubix cube I would cherish it greatly. I have a feeling if the average man was given underwear by a girl they like they would wear it whenever they go out with them like it was their Lucky Underwear.
Personally I'm quite fond of tulips. They really brighten my home up
@@Emblyon More of a periwinkle man myself. Still, tulips have their own charm, so I wish you many tulips soon. Take care.
@@tynerellyson6445 thank you
If someone got me flowers, purely because they thought I would like them, regardless of any external factor, I would be happy beyond words and treasure that memory until my dying breath.
"Do men want flowers?"
Yes, I'd enjoy a gift from someone that wants to show they appreciate me. Flowers fit the bill there.
They'd be the first piece of decoration in my empty male living space too. 😅
Gave my fiance VERY specific flowers when I proposed (I actually studied the language of flowers from my great grandmother's book). Never saw him so happy until I actually began my proposal like two minutes later. Saw him on his phone at dinner looking up "flower meanings" on Google, because he knows me and knows I'm very specific on stuff. Few months later found him hosing off a bunch of rocks he found while on a walk that he then gifted me... My friends didn't get it, but these were some unusual rocks. They're in a drawer with my collection of fossils and gemstones and geodes; I like rocks simple as that.
Before anyone asks, I had two rings when I proposed, one was one I saved up to buy with a friend's help in finding it, and the other I made with an actual labradorite I had.
This is such an adorable story, I love it.
I DO like flowers. I used to spend time after school in our agriculture class greenhouse arranging hanging baskets that we sold for fundraising. It was relaxing and creatively stimulating to try out different combinations of colors and flower types into something pretty.
5:48 the Leonardo DiCaprio joke is that he will pretty much stop dating women when they get to around 25, and move on to someone younger.
I think she caught that, but she said Yahoo is older, which it is, so the joke doesn't really land
An absolutely random, unconnected fact is that humans finish cooking at ages 23-25, and the last thing to mature is the brain: specifically, the part of the brain that deals with impulse control.
This is the internet, if you are paying for your porn...you're doing it wrong.
Also, 17 years ago I got told my jacket was awesome (studded and spiked leather, angled zipper with big breast flaps...or whatever those triangular bits of jackets are called) and it still makes me happy. Legit the last IRL compliment I received.
so who's gonna commission the artist? who's gonna support the artist and keep them drawing?
@@Glacial_floofs and here you are, having not watched the video to get the context of my comment. Since when do OnlyFans chicks draw their content?
@@Leotheleprachaun ah that's.....
I did watch this. but my brain must have switched off
Man, I feel that bro
22:37 - Oof. He must’ve said “one shall stand, one shall fall” somewhere. That phrase is cursed. Optimus says it, sounds like a total badass, and then something really bad happens that doesn’t end well for him. Without fail.
regarding Ronald Reagen, most alzheimer patients need daily activities to keep themselves busy. that way they have a better purpose to keep on going. Ronald activity happened to be racking leaves since its a good way to be busy
Plus raking leaves out in the fresh air is super chill and ill bet he found it really peaceful and relaxing. A nice way to give him some simple joy.
20:38 They weren't really trolling him. It's actually good for people with Alzheimer's and dementia to have some kind of routine in their lives. It helps keep them grounded.
7:55 a stick can be a gun, a sword, a magic staff, a lightsaber ... anything
We have all held a stick and made lightsaber noises
@@shardamus_shayWe've also all made sticks out of markers or rulers
4:19 the 84 year old men thing reminded me of some wise words I heard once. "If you stop using it, you lose it." You stop using your muscles, they atrophy. You stop using your mind, it atrophies. Keep workin out yall.
@@duderuler well I that old man's case it was steroids that helped him so I'm not sure what the lesson is.
@@Flexsan the lesson is keep using steroids or you lose them I guess
If I get a compliment, that sticks in my mind for months lol 😥
Thanks for vid Dipper!
I do not know why, but the music behind you as you read that Optimus Prime was epic enough, that if you would have screamed that speech, I would have probably fought those World War Z zombies. You are Dipper Prime!
0:51 funny thing, dear: when dudes are being nice, we aren't hiding anything, & our acts of kindness are not for any other reason other than to be kind. Bc when we dudes flirt, it becomes an uncomfortable experience full of random pickup lines; however we're pretty uncryptic & there's never any lines you have to read in between.. When women flirts it's likely full of hints & cues. With women, one must read between the lines. Which is why I'm single. If you could give me a superhero name, Cap'n Osmium would be perfect.
@SevEvoimaru excuse me bro I have a question.
What's a lie?
I think I would start to break down and cry if someone actually gave me flowers, I'd be in debt to that person forever.
Men rarely want flowers, specifically. They want to be recognized, appreciated, and valued. The meme of men receiving their first gift of flowers at their funeral is in reference to not receiving a single compliment or word of recognition, or even affection, until they are dead--when it no longer matters.
Fun fact Dipper, all the S#X mini games in the original God of War games were actually designed by the women developers in the Santa Monica Studio, lol 😆
God of War 1 through 3, and Chains of Olympus and ghost of Sparta, the 2 psp games all have the s#x mini games (except for God of War Ascension)
Someone sent flowers to work by mistake. A coworker said it was for me. I spent the whole day paranoid and looking over my shoulder. The ONLY time men get flowers is their funeral.
24:56 THEY ARE! I'm like a golden retriever and Constantly have to go "am I really attracted to her or is it just because she's being nice to me?"
That dorm chef at 20:06 Is the same guy the previous guy criticised, then Gordon Ramsey said “ok Gordon Ramsey” to.
On the whole, "Men frequently thinking about the Roman Empire" thing. It's because, if you're an American, our country looks to be following in their footsteps. I would wager we're in the Gracchi Brothers period, so there's still some time before everything really hits the fan.
Pretty sure we're on the verge of becoming an empire... or just dying off
Yep. Lessons of the past will prepare you for the future.
A classmate (girl), told me i look real good in black and red. To this day my choice of clothes for going out is either red, black, or a mix between the two
"I think it's a cool looking stick" - It's a sword.
A SWORD!
That one cat was not only going to give a speech, it was going to be a loud one in German.
I'll bet that cats initials are A.H.🤣
@@marious297 Yeah, most likely as sure has the mustache.
When you react to this stuff and see guys pain and starts feeling bad it makes me feel good that a girl is actually listening to what a guy feels on a daily basis
12:18
in college, i was given flowers by someone in the anime club that had joined my fire arts club. we dated for three years, broke up after graduation [being accepted to jobs in different parts of the country sucks], still talk.
I was god damn clueless at the time and would never have known she was interested in me, i just thought she liked anime and fire.
So, hell yes to women giving a guy flowers, it REALLY sends a clear signal.
3 friends for the rest of the school year?
Guys will make 3 lasting friendships ever.
Men's day - the day the women complain the most about.
yes flowers we do indeed want them, but for the reason of a sign of love/affection not really for the flowers themselves, all because "flowers at our funeral" is the only time we (as in the common man) will ever be shown love/affection
"I would give them a bouquet of gift cards"
Me: you buy me that, and I will lay down my life for you as bumblebee would for Optimus prime.
International Men's Day is actually the same day as my birthday. So not only do I get to celebrate my day of life, but I also celebrate a day where men are valued for a rare occasion.
It's a double win for me.
12:00 Flowers, gift cards, etc. Any gift to show appreciation, love, and genuine care for us, is always the best gift we could ever recieve. Heck, it could be something to snack on. I for one, got chocolate bars and cards with some money in it for 2-3 past christmas day. I got more happy about getting chocolate more than anything else.
I genuinely like flowers, especially ones like alyssum and lilac, because they have a very nice fragrance. Most flowers are acceptable, honestly. After all, we like women, in part because they look and smell good to us, and a lot of the fragrances they use are floral in nature, so getting flowers that look and smell good makes sense
For me it's lavender which is interesting because I find lavender is used in fragrances that older women use along with myrrh and incense
7:22
If she's either materialistic or doesn't have a sense of humor, she's not my girlfriend.
If I had more pillows on the bed, where would my mountain of plushies go?
On the pillows!
@@Dipperdog_RPGirl That's where they already are! If I add more pillows, they'll spill over and I have trouble enough fitting in bed as it is. XD
A surgeon told me I had nice hair whilst I was going in for a tumour removal.
Whilst there was a non-zero chance she was trying to make me feel better (I was 18 with a tumour so it's not the best situation), I ride the compliment whenever I scratch my head.
give a flower and the guy will remember that flower for the rest of the life. Compliments are so rare they will be remembered.
Here’s all the compliments I’ve gotten from women who weren’t family:
2014: “I really respect you for that”
2015: “you’re hot” (she was drunk)
2018: “you’re a hard worker”
2021: “that’s a lovely smile”
Honestly, I think I’ve been pretty lucky.
Maybe not Optimus's speech, but if Aragorn gave me the speech from the return of the king in front of the black gates, im following that man to hell
To be fair, the Elden RIng DLC was a calming experience outside of the unrelenting bosses. If you don't take in the views and landscape in that game, you are playing it kind of wrong IMO.
Yes! All men want flowers. Not a big bouquet, we'll think you're being patronising. But a singular flower: we'll treasure it forever.
7:45 GRAB *W A T*
OMG SOMEONE ELSE HEARD THAT TOO 😂😂😂😂 I NEED A PRIEST AND THE HOLY WATER
Thank God
am i the only one here
probably, just start digging a whole and more people will show up; but yea the thumbnail is correct im antisocial and i saw people digging a whole i would join
Are any of us truly here?
Yes
I'm here for you man
Yup
I wouldn't say I specifically want flowers but a small gift like flowers once in awhile is nice.
10:07 I lose my temper way too easily too😂. When I play with teammates, they are so useless and I have to carry them
Fun fact the original brothers Grimm was dark and Gaston was the hero. And beast was a horrible person
By my math its been 9 or 10 years since a girl not related to me complimeted me on my appearance
5 years for me, but she was a lesbian so I still don't know how to file it.
We don't necessarily want flowers but we still appreciate getting them. It is still a nice/sweet thing to get.
20:44 in another timeline, their dog wasn't the first to be brought out, and they decided on another dog right before he came out.
25:00 And if a woman got catcalled she says it is harassment. Just shows that men do not cat calling to offend. It's just a harmless compliment....
No guy actually wants flowers but we do like being gifted things because it’s so rare that people actually take time to think about men’s feelings😢
I get up from the bench and start talking to my phone like i got a call, saying "yeah, im almost there, just running a bit late."
As a guy i will say
Guys getting any gift is a rarity, just like compliments. When they do get something they will remember it forever
7:00 When my family dog got too old to jump on the bed anymore, my dad built a staircase that she could use to still sleep with them at night. Rest in Peace Vanilla...
@@KayronTheFifth based dad.
10:34 dino nuggies that have been marinated
25:55 .. to be fair the MF force marched to the field of marathon, fought a battle and THEN ran to Athens to inform them of the victory so he'd prevent the Athenian fleet of sailing out and potentially get into a conflict with the Persian fleet
ALL UNDER HEAVY ARMOR
Forget walking through a woods with a stick. Maille armour, medieval clothes, and an axe is the way to go. Did it this past sunday for a reenactment show, and it was such an amazing experience
They think the Police chasing a golf cart is dumb, I once saw footage of the Police chasing a guy in a Santa suit on a riding mower.
My father can't drive due to having seizures/epilepsy. My mother would routinely buy him flowers and bring them home. Likewise if he was ever out with me he would stop to get my mother flowers. It's not necessarily the gift men like in regards to flowers but the intent behind the gift. Namely being shown they were thought about and cared for means so much more.
I have received flowers once in my life. I married that man.
12:22 hear me out. If you have a man cave, they will look for you in said man cave.
The idea is to hide it in a place where you know no one will bother you.
But even so, there are people who will follow you to the bathroom and talk to you on the other side of the door while you're trying to concentrate on taking a sh¡t. There are some weirdos out there 😂😂😂😂
18:04 I get that. It took me 6 months to remember the name of a friend I made in college. He sorta just found me in the anti social corner I scoped out for myself and hung out by during breaks.
10:09 is so relatable, I get so pressed over certain games for no reason, and the rest is just me dead inside
13:30 so relatable. Time period of me starting conversations was a whole year!
1:51 Sometimes a bro has fallen so far into the friendzone that he is beyond saving.
Mourn his loss, but don’t waste your time trying to save him. Because he has to learn for himself that he is the only one who can get him out of the friendzone, by choosing to walk away from it.
Men hide in the bathroom cause it's the only room where no one can just open the door to bother you
Growing up, there were numerous times where my sister would pick the bathroom lock to "hang out" with me.
Even in my thirties I have nightmares about doors that won't stay shut.
@@AnthonyYang002 Must be nice to have never had a girlfriend that was perfectly fine walking in on you there.
And I never lock the door on the off chance I should slip and fall or something. Want people to be able to check in on me if something were to happen
@@Poonbahbah sounds more like boundaries weren't respected to me tbh
6:15 - accurate. I do the sun-to-time thing often, and I'm consistently off by 13 minutes, like... dafuq? 😂😂
14:15 true. I have 2 pillows. My wife has 4. One reg pillow, one queen sized bed pillow and 2 body pillows!
I don't think men specifically want flowers, but rather they want to be on the receiving end of the feelings that are associated with the act of giving flowers. They want to feel seen, appreciated, and loved. It's not a feeling men get to experience very often.
10:07 "I lose my temper so easily"
10:10 (angry Dipper noises)
That part was honestly hilarious
17:39 Yes, really. It's surprising how, at least once a week or 2, the thought pops up in my head.
What's really messed up is that we get so used to not receiving compliments, that we don't know how to respond when we do receive them. I personally have enough trust issues for various reasons, that I usually assume the compliment is a lie or a trick.
I feel weirdly psyched for the guy who got his dorm room Wellington complimented by Gordon Ramsay. Good for him
For the bench one, here’s what I do. If someone sits down next to me I pull out my phone, set a timer for 30 seconds and then scroll on stuff. When the timer goes off I get up so it looks like that was what I was waiting for all along.
"So many answers are B" I had some evil teachers man. One made EVERY answer the same letter just to mess with us, another did like, A B C D A B C D
The most interesting one though, was the anatomy teacher. Just enough questions on a DNA quiz, and a LOT of answers for each... there was always a bonus question on the back. "There is a hidden message. Can you find it? Write it down here." Turned out that if you got ALL the answers correct, on this DNA quiz, it spelled out GATTACA
I remember hearing about a teacher who made every answer the same letter EXCEPT FOR ONE QUESTION.
So glad Collage is free here 9:46
Dipper do be becoming my favorite chill person to watch before bed. Super cute and love watching!
A girl came up to me at a festival and gave me a rose. Turns out she was selling them, but that initial feeling is something I still think about. This was 20 years ago.
I hope the busted computer vs bank statement is a joke lol. Not a good demonstration of emotional maturity. Return or sell the PC or parts. Confiscate the PC and make them work to pay it off. Like good job blowing your lid and violently damaging your bank account further without being to recoup the costs. So many different options that don't hurt your wallet further.
"A bouquet of gift cards for games" is possibly the best Christmas present im js.
But yes. its not the flowers. Its the "showing of care" if that makes sense.
Y'all out here with multiple fluffy pillows, while I have one way under stuffed pillow that barely even counts as a pillow.
I don't recall ever getting flowers so I don't know if I like getting them over anything else. As a purely hypothetical I guess it's a nice gesture?
And ye the compliments thing is funny. I still remember back in high school when How I Met Your Mother was at its peak popularity. The character Barney inspired many meme Facebook pages.
One of which was International Suit Up day. I put on a suit and posted a pic. The 2 comments I got on that have lived in my brain since. It's been what, 15 years?
It's not the flowers, but whoever took the time to remember you and bring them to you. That takes anyone to a special place.
It is so true about women in public not complimenting men enough. The last time it happened to me was over a year ago and I still vividly remember it. A compliment is not flirting. It's just being nice. Women, please be nice to men you see.
9:40 that's good advice.
I would also suggest get a job, any job, so you get a feel for how it is to work while you figure out what you want to do and what you can do, and then consider learning a trade instead of investing on something as big as going to university.
6:13 :O Fishbone incident? You're living one of my worst fears. Hope you're ok.
Recovered for the most part. I can eat normal food now. 😋
I genuinely do not want flowers. But that is possibly because even as a kid I always got a bit sad about the flowers wilting and dying, even . So the times I gave flowers to my grandma or mother, I always got the potted ones with roots still firmly in the dirt. I was rather pleased when I could still see them, either on a table or planted in the garden, three years later and my grandmother pointed at them with a smile. (to make sure, I didn't go three years between visits. It's just that during all that time they were still around.)
Potted plants for the win. I also feel sad seeing flowers cut.
12:10 Guys will take flowers, but honestly they need to be conditioned to receiving them. Basically it's like punching a guy anytime they look at something girly until they're an adult, and then handing something girl. It's not that they don't want them, it's that they've not been conditioned to actually examine their relationship with things like flowers.
Most men would also prefer something that can be used. like food tools or clothes as opposed to something cosmetic. Not all but in general men value quite a bit of stuff differently than women. But I agree. I remember the first time someone offered to buy something for me that wasn't family it was a jarring experience I felt like a deer in headlights.
@@vampyrefollower Yeah, it's a shame but overall there's no established social protocol for it.
my block decided that the budget for the neighbourhood should be spent in a anhole in the basement and now we basically have a bar for all 20 neighbours in our basement to drink in the cold winter of east europe
12:01 I personally would appreciate it receiving flowers every so often
i used to have 12 pillows in my bed but then i got a labrador... now i am the pillow
The marathon thing is half right, he did run about 26 miles to deliver a message but then immediately ran back with the response.... 52 miles with like a 2 min breather in between and it was probably either cross country or on terrible roads, like mud tracks. Hard core
No man wants flowers, but every man would be delighted someone cared enough to get him flowers.
Yes, I would absolutely love some flowers, and we hide in the bathroom because we can't afford a mancave
Rip captain Raymond Holt
When we took our son home, as we were leaving I asked the Dr if I could have these medical gloves. He said "You paid for the room, take whatever you want". I took all the gloves and a couple masks. lol Thanks Doc they really helped.