This is exactly how I imagined "INSERT CHARACTER NOT ALIGNED WITH ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY" before he was on the Golden Throne. Just an exuberant doofus oblivious dad.
@@noneedtoknow07 there was some lore in 40k that SOMEONE managed to go into the Chaos Gods personal strongholds and blow raspberries at them... sounds like Big E after drinking some booze one of the ancient shamans left for him. "A gift from Me to Me, got to love when you know a person that well!" "Get this?... i got WASTED and i did all od tzeentches stupid puzzles... and i made fun of him! He was spinning in his grave.... i forgot to bring my sword with me fuck!"
We joke but Big E doing space drugs in order to build up the guts to actually DO stuff is my headcanon. He was on SO much Molly during the Treaty of Olympia. That’s why he was so uncharacteristically agreeable. You want to call me Omnisiah?? Sure! Why not?! You do you. Pass me another tab.
Going to be honest when I first saw this, I didn't know what World of Darkness or Vampire the Masquerade was, so I thought we were going to get a more realistic sitcom style series of a strange and wacky family based off our favorite TTS characters. Enough to say I was surprised when the vampires came out and even more so when our happy family of lunatics pulled out weapons in response.
Even in their fighting styles, we can still see their old personalities shining through in the combat Kitten, as a definetly not a custodian, plays smart and is more of a defensive fighter, as fitting for a guardian such as he. He attacks when Door is in danger to ensure he isn't finished off and he manipulates his enemy to make him predictable. Markus is the glue that holds this together, he empairs vision and generally fills in the gaps of his comrades. Big D is high Door is the human equivalent of oak, simply taking the hits and never being stopped even as he is bleeding from most of his body. Boy tries a lot and we love him for it, he's the soul of the team.
“If you wanna take a vacation to the middle of fucking nowhere. Come on down to NoRRich! (Norwich) We’ve got enough churches to make the Polish blush and a pub crawl would probably kill you…. Because half of them have shut down and if you break in you don’t know what’s gonna be in there…. Probably my grandma!” -Some cat that reviews cool videogames
Imagine finding this series and being like "oh man I love the goofy vampire hunters, I wonder if there's more of this" "The fuck's the emperor of mankind?"
Yeah the irony. GW kills the original series through their zero tolerance, now people are finding it through the new WoD series they only exists because the company that owns WoD has what can best be described as a 100% tolerance policy, in turn leading them to discover 40K. Seriously if I didn't know any better I'd swear GW is run by some evil geniuses who engineered it for that reason.
You know we don’t talk enough about how one of the key fixtures of the 40k setting is a rotting corpse literally titled “THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND.” Like, can anyone say that with a straight face? Was anyone ever supposed to?
@@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 It could also be that he's a low level mage, probably a dreamspeaker tradition given the shamanistic origins of Big D's completely legally distinct counterpart. Dreamspeakers tend to use mind altering narcotics to reach the required state of consciousness for their practices. As for why this would matter, simply put, mage blood has the same effect on vampires as hard drugs, which is likely why Kevin described Big D's blood as magical and addicting
Emperor had to much grief so he took hamburger of orcs put some warp dust and pretended that squats and malal exist so now he is living in a world we're everything is great, and pretending his life is perfect.
I'm hoping that this series will go on until GW decides to quit being cunts, upon which, it will be revealed the whole thing WAS in fact a fever dream of The Emporer, and then TTS will resume.
Oh wow, good point! I'm starting to notice references everywhere now. Do you think Marcus' stake vest is a reference to the ridiculous horns on Magnus' chest?
@@Bgh583 Im hoping there choice to go woke backfires on them and makes them do a 180. Regualr people are gettting sick of it...and i have yet to see a situation where appealing to to wokeness actually imporved profits. Usually the people the company tried to appeal to to get them interested in the ip remain uninterested. But maybe im just being overly hopeful.
@@respectfulevil9022 it's a wooden stake. in World Of Darkness, stabbing a vampire through heart with a stake paralyzes them, which is what the family did with all of the tunnel's vampires to capture them for interrogation. Door's shotgun has a stake affixed in the bayonet position as well.
I've watched this a dozen times and I think it just dawned on me why Markus uses a Blowtorch in combat. it's the closest you can get to a fireball and he's a nerd and wants to use magic.
Big respect to Bruva for making a inventing a cast of completely original characters to create a totally new series that really doesn't remind me of anything.
@@MalarkySparky yeah, both are set in the "world of darkness" setting. Which also includes werewolf the apocalypse, changeling the dreaming, demon the fallen ect ect
18:16 This is second time in Kevin's vampiric life that he had warned a colleague to stop over-exploiting a consumable resource, because it would draw dangerous eyes to them and was ignored. The Regent insisted there was no issue with her handling of clan finances (which we subsequently see is laughably inaccurate) and then we have Ape; insisting there is "no such thing as overfeeding" even as the hunters his gluttony & stupidity led straight to them prepare to attack. Whether he's in the Camarilla or the Sabbat, Kevin keeps giving his fellow Kindred simple and logical advice to avoid disaster, then is left to suffer the consequences of them ignoring him.
“This program allows fan-creators like us royalty-free access to the World of Darkness IP.” I love the passive aggressiveness in this statement and love this series already!
I just watch the Zoran the Bears update video, and they do the same thing it is definitely not as passive as we think. I even stopped playing Warhammer 40K games solely because of the sour taste they left in my mouth with this. Isn't even a boycott thing it just really did not sit right. That being said I can't wait for more of this.
I don't know what's scarier--Door methodically and efficiently working through the adoption process to make Boy his son... *Or Door having reproduced.*
That moment when you're so grief stricken with the loss of your dearest friend that you create an alternate reality where you and your loved ones can have a nice old fashioned adventure without warp contrivances, without FUCKING HORUS, without deldar fuckery, just a nice time with your friends away from the grim darkness of the 42nd millennium.
@@Franz0818 First of all, Guilliman would be a senator, not a business man. Second, he would be way too serious to join his brothers on "monster hunting camping trips". Even if they showed him evidence of monsters (like staked vampires), he'd probably just insist that his work in the public sector does far more good than hunting individual monsters.
@@Bluecho4 "I work to make it so the average person doesn't need to work dangerous jobs or be out late at night. Thus decreasing attacks and thereby making monsters that much weaker so proper authorities can deal with them. Not vigilante justice where your just as likely to stab a vagrant high on narcotics as you are a vampire" is what I assume he'd say
@@legojay14 At least he wouldn't be dismissive of the threat. Just tries to combat it the best way he knows. What I want to know is where the Fuck Leman's counterpart is?! Hunting Vampires and other beasties of the night sounds right up his alley. I doubt even the presence of Magnus' counterpart would deter him.
After being dethroned by cold-blooded usurpers in his moment of vulnerability, King Alfabusa and his loyalist followers traveled to new lands to establish another complete banger.
The fact, that we all immediately recognized the characters speaks volumes about their impact. Can't believe, that *NON-SPECIFIC COMPANY* would treat their own community with such disrespect.
No worries from the guys who own this one specifically too cause I met the devs for the most recent Vampire the Masqarade game (and I think they own the overall World of Darkness stuff too) and they were total bros.
@@KillerOrca I didn't even realize, that the setting is licensed as well. I just thought they were doing their own thing. Paradox being fine with their IP being used honestly just makes the entire thing even better. Alfa is basically just telling *HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED* "Fuck you, I'm working with people, that actually care about my projects" and I think that's a beautiful flex.
@@tristanbeer1257 Heard whispers they might do something for BattleTech/Mechwarrior as well at some point. Topps and CGL are chill (see; Tex Talks Battletech)
Without Kitten, I mean, why live? Really, he started out as an exposition-dispensing nameless Custodes, and over eight years he became the heart of the show, simply because of his humble, helpful, self-effacing attitude in contrast to the towering egos around him. If you cared about TTS's story it was because of Kitten. Kitten cared so much. I am so glad he and Magnus are together in this. Their growing friendship was one of the more heartwarming parts of TTS. They always had great chemistry and they contrast each-other really well. Kitten keeps Marckus grounded, Marckus counters Kitten's more self-effacing moods. They offer a united front against the wall of chaos that is Big D. I like where this is going
That's practically a military diet, just add MRE crackers and he won't poop for a month just as Uncle Sam intended.(Increases fighting effectiveness by 0.00016%!)
@@VioletDeathRei Wait til he gets to the Hooah bar. He will automatically grow a mustache, get promoted through all the NCO boards, and become the first Primaris Grey Knight Thunder Marine. He just straight up cunt punts demons back to the eye. Because that is his power.
I think the story about how one time a guy fell of his bicycle was scarier than the fiddle player story tbh. Bicycles are real, you could actually fall off one and hurt yourself, but fiddles are made up and can't hurt you.
@@Ribbons0121R121 The fact it take place in 2006 is all the more appropriate. EDIT: it's also 2 years later after VTMB, both in story and IRL release, pretty cool stuff.
"A typical, rectangular door is not obtuse. All of its angles are 90 degrees, making them right angles. Obtuse angles have more than 90 degrees, therefore a door cannot be obtuse."
That would be a really cool bit of lore actually, that over the millennia he has raised many children who developed similar personalities to his various primarchs, could be a reason as to why he was such a bad parent by the time he made the actual Primarchs, having seen so many of the children he raised grow old and die though various means numbing him to any emotional attachment to them.
He is playing transdimensional 4D Chess Strip Poker with the ruinous buddies. The Empire of Man and Warhammer 40K universe are just a reflex of one of their playthrough. Alphabusa's imaginations is the real "real life" of Conan the barb... Er... I Mean Kadmus Adam. The LEGALLY DISTINCT NOT EMPEROR OF MAN.
@10:46 "Purge yourself of the noises, Boy! Concentrate... You are the master of your reality. Whip it into submission - with your giant, powerful arms!" This is foreshadowing. Big D knows boy is a oracle.
Oh how I await "Unspecified Character with a Jamaican accent." And "Character related to a Corvian that is not from an Intellectual Property." For this series.
when Kitten died, the Emperor retreated into a trauma-induced fantasy of his family being together again and going on a wholesome ghost hunting adventure.
I never knew I wanted to watch a musclehead adventuring stoner, a homosexual gamer couple, a carpentry sigma-male and a frightened child hunt monsters. Thank you.
Not only did I never knew I wanted it, I now can’t imagine life without the new Scooby gang. Boy makes an excellent shaggy. And dorn makes an excellent scooby.
@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg Changed bodies? So my father used the Proteus Protocol on you, Grandfather? Then married the Captain-General? I didn't even know they were dating! Man, I really didn't get any Interwarp in the past century. Then again, I suppose it was worth it... *interrogated* some of those Bone Collectors about the secrets of wraithtech, and now I've built a star fortress out of wraithbone! Consul Praevian Ankhu Rhan of the Thousand Sons P.S. Do you need anyone to make some Wraithtech for and/or with you? I know about your fascination with Eldar tech because of the whole human Webway thing.
"Dedicated to our viewers and our friends, who believed in us through the grim darkness." Goddammit boys, why you gotta do this to me. I'm not drunk enough to feel.
@@terriblecompany1588 i mea it is but the joke is there are so many parallels to this that their personalities are mostly the same just different in that they are not 40kafied
The fact that this has much of the same spirit as TTS, even down to individual characters, is much appreciated. Hopefully TTS comes back one day, but so far this is great. Also feels like a bit of a "fuck you" to GW. They may have taken out TTS, but the characters live on.
That depends on GW being at all generous with the animators and sadly corporations are not that generous. So at the moment, I think this is a nice compromise.
Honestly, part of me hopes they never go back to GW. I kinda hope the support for them dries up entirely because they just keep making utterly shit moves against players and creators alike.
That just proves how much they changed the actual original characters. It prooves how well they were written. The really just used what was already written and took it even further.
Coming back to this after the Big D v. (Great and Mighty) Kevin audiodrama, you can see how Kevin retains his humanity with his first line. He's a vampire wizard, a being many times stronger than a man with magic to boot, his fingers are noticeably sharp and he can force others into submission, yet he takes big D hostage with a knife.
@@michaelshooshan6355 we need to stop listening to Valrak and his rumors of a GW statement, the longer this false hope continues the more unbearable it gets
@@michaelshooshan6355 chapter master Valrak lore RUclipsr and guy who ruined my life posting a rumor that GW was going to “clarify” their IP rules and yet
@@AnIdiotsLantern Aw, sorry to hear about that. GW is really not making the right decisions when it comes to fan content. Frankly, I'm surprised that more protests aren't happening.
Kitten with a flintlock spear was a really nice touch. Overall, this went in like three different directions i didn't see coming, but it was enjoyable.
God I can't wait to see how they do tzeentch, although I kinda think they are going to make him a high ranking malkavian due to their tendency to be more... Um chaotic for lack of a better term
I love how this cast of characters is so perfect that you can just slot them into any setting and they'll manage to work no matter what, that's how you know you've struck gold
Magnus before TTS: I dont get why people would like him Magnus after TTS: How could we NOT like him? Also the Voice Actor has abit of Yathzee in him, you read magnus quotes and you read it as he would.
@@Subject_Keter one of my favorite things about Occulus Imperia’s Council of Nikea video is we get to hear Zegram give Magnus’s speech direct from the book. Just in case you were worried he could only do the joke version of this character. He can bring the balefire when he needs to
Exalted moment Literally, they can make a sword out of the corpse of the god of homosexuality and stab the god of farm land(as in a specific plot of fake land) with it That or a mage summoning a spirit from the high umbra(a spirit realm of thought where spirits of concepts exist, so spirits of an analogy literally exists there) which also works
@@Able542 in Exalted(unrelated to WoD and thus can be ignored for this series) EVERYTHING has a god assigned to it, from the tinniest of grass blades to the sun I just made them up here but they could exist within the cosmology of Exalted
I couldn't be happier with this new series. I know it has been out for months already, but you guys have outdone yourselves. I love that you reworked the characters we all know and love into a new universe, and I am so, so excited to see more of this.
I’d like to point out that when boy turns away from dor-I mean door, door never once yells at him to point the light back at the table…which means he can measure in the dark without a flashlight.
@@sleigh_taroth6778 it is entirely possible for Door to measure distances by simply using his hands, he just has the tape measure for sentimental value. Because Boy gave it to him as a birthday gift one year
Seeing LEGALLY NOT KITTEN in a fucking hoodie is not what I expected, but then I realized he was called kitten and it made sense also it’s way funnier then it should have been
There are moments that shine through the old Captain-General. Like his position before he stakes Pyotr. For a brief second. Nay, not even that long. A fraction of a second. We had the Captain-General present.
This weirdly hits me like a wall for how similar yet different the characters are. They affectively have the same personalities and dynamics but it is weird to see them vulnerable. Normally all there problems could be solved with a bolter or warp fuckery. Seeing them as mortals is very odd yet fascinating
Yep. The fact that they aren't going to outclass 99% of everything they meet by sheer virtue of being a Custodian, Primarch or the Man-Emperor is a bit weird. But it will be intersting to see them get better and more skilled as the series progresses.
@@AnshumanKantiBose I know cuz of copyright its never gonna be canon. but my canon is that this is just big E in 2008. They're hunting vampires and other shit as a guise for the emps to find out more about chaos/the wrap. and the fact the vizard practically jizzed himself while drinking his blood makes me believe theres something sssppecial about the dad. The lemon flavor tid bit man. Lemon is golden. IM high but this is my head canon from now on. No one can convince me otherwise.
I just love how you think Vampire Hunters would be and you got Friggin Saxton Hale but in the real flesh, Protector son in law, Magnus being more pratical and Door is literally just those fake doors from Luigi Mansion that smack you to death. Weirdly in character if you dropped their souls in new bodies and I am sure only Kitten would be catious... well lile %20 more then usual
I love both Not-Emperor's enthusiasm for everything they're doing, AND that they've figured out a way to get "Boy" back in. Also, the animation is greatly amusing to me.
@@garretwoeller7669 Well... not really? Depends on how you imbibe it and in what form. Generally it's a stupidly intense, short trip, about 3 minutes until breakthrough climax (if you do enough to break through the ceiling of this reality into the angelic realm beyond of colour, light, love, and understanding) and then a 10 or 15 minute comedown, and an hour or two of feeling a bit shaky. Or so I hear.
@@EssentialXIII Probably the first time I've ever learned anything while in the comments. Thank you, but to be fair I don't delve into their depths very often.
@@connormclernon26 Got drafted so he never got to go to college until years later. Eventually got his life under control and just rides for fun and a sense of freedom. Ended up heading oversees to study. Shitbeard, the unsung hero. I could 100% see him dressing up as Santa and visiting kids for Christmas
Let's take a moment to marvel. This is a parody of a parody show, which in turn has become original content in order to dodge copyright issues being brought by the owner of the ORIGINAL original content. And I love it
This is a parody of a parody show, which in turn has become original content in order to dodge copyright issues being brought by the owner of the ORIGINAL original content which in turn was plagiarized from three other original contents.
That’s the real testimony to what Alfa and his team accomplished over eight years. These characters are instantly recognizable even without the 40k trappings, and once you’ve got a cast of characters people actually care about, you’re sitting on a gold mine.
"i'm beleven" "YOU'RE WHAT????" Just understanded that this at the same time can be interpreted as Big-D's suprise about his grandson age and... as a PTSD after some interesting game that they had in the other dimension... It's always good to rewatch your masterpieces.
Door is high key the best fighter in the group. And he achieved so through the power of turning DEFENSE into the best OFFENSE. Also feels like Big D is showing off his POWERFUL legs to compensate quite a long time of being unable to use them
@@thomasfoster4370 check the wikipedia for bingham priory unless someone from here added it in before I looked at it " and it is reported that many years ago a fiddler decided to explore these passages; he could be heard for some distance before suddenly ceasing. The fiddler was never seen again" if someone did ad it your doing the lords work
So we have a Stoner Rockstar Grandad, A Gaymer couple, Carpentry dad and the Precious Boy... Sounds about right for a World of Darkness party. Seriously I didn't expect this to be a World of Darkness thing, I came in completely blind and read no comments or anything from the description. Blown away by how much fun this actually was
@@JoseMendoza-JAM World of Darkness is a Tabletop Roleplaying Game akin to D&D, but set in a version of the Real World where Vampires (and other Supernatural Entities, I believe) are very much a real thing.
funner fact ayahuasca's active component is DMT, it lasts longer because its taken orally but normally DMT is broken down in the stomach a different compound in the brew prevents this and lets you get high as balls for hours.
@@BierBart12plus, if you take the account that he claimed Houdini as truth, it already puts him far older than he has any right to be. And the fact that he uses Minas, a measurement used in ancient Sumerian times, it would already make him even more older than he would be for any human. Although the second one is more of a very loose theory than anything
fun fact, you will vomit if you drink ayahuasca, every few sips even, its an expected part of the experience. Also it has a very earthy flavor, similar to lapsang souchong tea.
I didn't expect Alfa to take the TTS characters and make it into a Scooby Doo mythological mystery show. I am not complaining, this is great and it's clear you're all having so much fun with it.
Somewhere Tzeetch is scratching at the 4th wall yelling some version of “GIVE ME THAT EYE YOU BASTARD A DEAL IS A DEAL DONT THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE INTO A NEW REALITY get back here!!”
Boy is not yet intended for function as you may consider it. He is a perfectly appreciable part of this journey and, while not vital to it’s structure, is vital in his own way
“OH THIS SWEET NECTAR, A DELIGHT FOR THE SENSES! ADDICTING, MAGICAL, _LEMON-SCENTED!_ THE GREAT AND MIGHTY JIMMY DEMANDS *MORE!”* I know what I’ll be saying whenever I go out to the bar now. Also, lovely Legecy of Kain reference with that Vae Victus Edit: with hindsight, one can tell a lot about D just from this first episode. A cool thing I noticed is that when Kevin bites him, he can be heard muttering something like “n-no…don’t…N-n-o!” At first I took that to be him just muttering, lost in the sauce of the Kiss, but after learning a bit more about him I’ve come to realize that he’s not talking to Kevin; he’s talking to himself. _The motherfucker was deliberately forcing himself to stay focused,_ essentially resisting the euphoria of the Kiss so that he’d be ready in case his plan went to shit.
@@drigoleus1055 _Vae victis is Latin for "woe to the vanquished", or "woe to the conquered". It means that those defeated in battle are entirely at the mercy of their conquerors and should not expect-or request-leniency. -- Wikipedia_
@@drigoleus1055It’s the catchphrase of Kain, one of the most famous vampires in fiction. He’s from the Legacy of Kain series; can’t really play them anymore but they were great fuckin’ games
It took me several months to actually sit down and watch this but I'm so gald I did. I'm very pleased to see the core cast of TTS make a spiritual return.
I remember when this episode came out. I still reeled from the news about TTS being put on indefinite hiatus. And the Captain-General's end. I'm glad I'm watching this now. Makes me want to play Vampire: The Masquerade again hahaha
Bruva going from Warhammer to Vampire: The Masquerade at the exact same time I did is get another reason why I believe him to be a ghoul stalking my dreams
I think this is from "World of Darkness"(ttrpg) more than the masquerade. Edit: Like someone said, they are part of the same universe, idk how did i forgot that.
Man these guys really do remind me of another group of quirky characters who live in a world full of other worldly entities with eccentric personalities. I very much enjoy watching their wacky misadventures.
can we just take a moment to appreciate how Bruva had put so much life into his 40k animations despite using a single png for most characters and now can go even further now that he is using original charaters
"One of the greatest table-designs know to man. The unity of table and bench. Pure in function, yet handsome in it's form." what a line.
Too bad it has an unnecessary apostrophe in there...
you forgot; 'A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.'
that one got good ngl
As I was reading your comment that very line came up lol
A line complete with the item shine and 'ting' onomatopoeia !
"It must be (done), boy!"
This is exactly how I imagined "INSERT CHARACTER NOT ALIGNED WITH ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY" before he was on the Golden Throne. Just an exuberant doofus oblivious dad.
And ya know.......a T E R R I B L E parent/role model etc
the IP UNAFFILIATED PRECIOUS METAL SEAT
This is canonically non canon
Basically Hair Metal Joe Rogan.
On dmt
“Good thing I came here absolutely FUCKED on DMT”
-Big E riding on the void dragon during the randan genocide
Or surfing a Space Hulk into one of Tzneetches crystal worlds.
Big E is dead, long live Big D
@@noneedtoknow07 there was some lore in 40k that SOMEONE managed to go into the Chaos Gods personal strongholds and blow raspberries at them... sounds like Big E after drinking some booze one of the ancient shamans left for him.
"A gift from Me to Me, got to love when you know a person that well!"
"Get this?... i got WASTED and i did all od tzeentches stupid puzzles... and i made fun of him! He was spinning in his grave.... i forgot to bring my sword with me fuck!"
We joke but Big E doing space drugs in order to build up the guts to actually DO stuff is my headcanon.
He was on SO much Molly during the Treaty of Olympia. That’s why he was so uncharacteristically agreeable. You want to call me Omnisiah?? Sure! Why not?! You do you. Pass me another tab.
I'm curious how he was standing but hey I'm betting he was the only one who saw sprits that night
Going to be honest when I first saw this, I didn't know what World of Darkness or Vampire the Masquerade was, so I thought we were going to get a more realistic sitcom style series of a strange and wacky family based off our favorite TTS characters. Enough to say I was surprised when the vampires came out and even more so when our happy family of lunatics pulled out weapons in response.
I lost it when I saw Kitten's bargain-bin Guardian Spear. Literally just a fucking flintlock taped to a stick with a shiv on the end.
"I don't respect time, it's an odious concept."
DMT alters the user's perception of time. Top tier foreshadowing.
Nah he's gonna become a mage.
@@BreadLordDormammu lol
Not sure if that's the DMT tbh or just him being him
@@BreadLordDormammu with this DMT shit I'm willing to bet that he will become child of ecstasy down the line
@@BreadLordDormammu Good to know I'm not here.
Seeing LEGALLY DISTINCT NOT EMPEROR in normal clothes really puts his character design into perspective.
LEGALLY DISTINCT NOT EMPEROR really does sell the short-shorts I have to say.
For me it’s the non TTS voice
The best kind of distinct
It was the pan down reveal of the shorts that got me
He's a White Wolf in sheep's clothing as it were. A shining light in a World of Darkness.
Even in their fighting styles, we can still see their old personalities shining through in the combat
Kitten, as a definetly not a custodian, plays smart and is more of a defensive fighter, as fitting for a guardian such as he. He attacks when Door is in danger to ensure he isn't finished off and he manipulates his enemy to make him predictable.
Markus is the glue that holds this together, he empairs vision and generally fills in the gaps of his comrades.
Big D is high
Door is the human equivalent of oak, simply taking the hits and never being stopped even as he is bleeding from most of his body.
Boy tries a lot and we love him for it, he's the soul of the team.
Well, now we just need to w8 for Not-Leman drunk-master style, stealthy Not-Corax and all-hugging Not-Vulkan to show up
You can even see Markus’ nipple horns in the form of stakes
@@EcthelionoftheFountain725 YES.
@@EcthelionoftheFountain725 they are the fun uncles
@@jaxonzuelke2578 indeed
“Did you know cockthorpe has a church” “that’s like saying cockthorpe has a pub” astute observation of english towns/villages tbh
“If you wanna take a vacation to the middle of fucking nowhere. Come on down to NoRRich! (Norwich) We’ve got enough churches to make the Polish blush and a pub crawl would probably kill you…. Because half of them have shut down and if you break in you don’t know what’s gonna be in there…. Probably my grandma!”
-Some cat that reviews cool videogames
Imagine finding this series and being like "oh man I love the goofy vampire hunters, I wonder if there's more of this"
"The fuck's the emperor of mankind?"
I sent this to a shit ton of my friends and that is exactly what’s happening
@@Flynnisthename Oh, that is _beautiful..._
@@Lord_Numpty No one can stop you from doing it yourself now. It is disconnected from warhammer, send it to all of your next of kin
Yeah the irony. GW kills the original series through their zero tolerance, now people are finding it through the new WoD series they only exists because the company that owns WoD has what can best be described as a 100% tolerance policy, in turn leading them to discover 40K. Seriously if I didn't know any better I'd swear GW is run by some evil geniuses who engineered it for that reason.
You know we don’t talk enough about how one of the key fixtures of the 40k setting is a rotting corpse literally titled “THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND.”
Like, can anyone say that with a straight face? Was anyone ever supposed to?
I love how the Emperor acts EXACTLY like he would once off the throne. The DMT line killed me.
The DMT line fucking SLAYED ME.
It's like he's a JoJo Character or somethin-WAITAMINUTE!
Its even funnier that the DMT thing actually worked, and he mostly planned for it.
I had to look up what DMT even was... Fuck acronyms.
@@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98 It could also be that he's a low level mage, probably a dreamspeaker tradition given the shamanistic origins of Big D's completely legally distinct counterpart. Dreamspeakers tend to use mind altering narcotics to reach the required state of consciousness for their practices. As for why this would matter, simply put, mage blood has the same effect on vampires as hard drugs, which is likely why Kevin described Big D's blood as magical and addicting
This feels like one of the Emperor’s fever dreams he has as his mind is slowly ripped apart by the warp
Emperor had to much grief so he took hamburger of orcs put some warp dust and pretended that squats and malal exist so now he is living in a world we're everything is great, and pretending his life is perfect.
dmt trip
I'm hoping that this series will go on until GW decides to quit being cunts, upon which, it will be revealed the whole thing WAS in fact a fever dream of The Emporer, and then TTS will resume.
@@cryothepunching-bag7917 when the emperor does dmt does he see himself?
@@godofredo404 i mean, having an outside perspective on an out-of-body-experiance sounds like some OP bullshit emps could pull off
I like how they can get into to actual fights now, because they aren’t all 9-foot tall demigods
To be fair if kitten or Magnus was there they probably end up just accidentally killing them
@@jacobaugustine6249 the emperor altered all and now he is along an Alternate version of Kitten and Now Magnus is Markus
@@jacobaugustine6249 I mean, if the Emperor himself was there, he'd sniffle and the fight would be over
@@auugh43546 all his power decreased after that super warpstorm, other theory is dorn and his son being Sended to the bodies of this counterparts
@@Sombra_zx soo he just a regular man now?
I just realized Kitten had a Guardian Spear
Long stick, gun at the end, pointy stabby thing.
Emperor, this show is sly.
Mark 1 early Terran pattern Guardian Spear
Oh wow, good point! I'm starting to notice references everywhere now. Do you think Marcus' stake vest is a reference to the ridiculous horns on Magnus' chest?
Huh, I knew that part felt familiar lol.
@@sadaasdafa8635 Or how Markus keeps getting injured in the eye Magnus lost
GW: Face it. You're never going to get my IP.
Papa Alfa: Do I look like I need YOUR IP?
Papa Alfa: your IP needed me
GW: ... well shit
AGREED
Alfa has defined the personality of these characters more than GW ever could
GW just ended a series that did more to promote 40k than its entire marketing department did in 5 years.
@@Bgh583 Im hoping there choice to go woke backfires on them and makes them do a 180. Regualr people are gettting sick of it...and i have yet to see a situation where appealing to to wokeness actually imporved profits. Usually the people the company tried to appeal to to get them interested in the ip remain uninterested. But maybe im just being overly hopeful.
I just love how everyone has armed themselves with guns while Mag...Marcus is out here with 99 arcane and a flame sprayer .
Also kitten has a stick with a gun on it, with a knife on it
@@respectfulevil9022 oooooh bruuuuuh! That one took me a while
Wait till he gets his call beyond!
@@respectfulevil9022 it's a wooden stake. in World Of Darkness, stabbing a vampire through heart with a stake paralyzes them, which is what the family did with all of the tunnel's vampires to capture them for interrogation. Door's shotgun has a stake affixed in the bayonet position as well.
Also shoutouts to how Marckus's idea of illuminating the room is a big ball of glowsticks
I've watched this a dozen times and I think it just dawned on me why Markus uses a Blowtorch in combat. it's the closest you can get to a fireball and he's a nerd and wants to use magic.
I feel like it's closer to burning hands. Granted a lighter and hairspray could fill that slot better
@@jefferycrouse4652 A blowtorch is waaaay more effective though
@@jefferycrouse4652 I agree
@@jefferycrouse4652 I agree
@@jefferycrouse4652 Yes! Get that promethium burning, guys!
Big respect to Bruva for making a inventing a cast of completely original characters to create a totally new series that really doesn't remind me of anything.
This is actually based on the board game called Hunter: The Reckoning
@@changsiah2 I thought it had something to do with vampire the masquerade but I didn't know there was a hunter version
@@MalarkySparky yeah, both are set in the "world of darkness" setting. Which also includes werewolf the apocalypse, changeling the dreaming, demon the fallen ect ect
Who is supposed to be the small kid?
@@matijasostojic4288 that's boy, from the podcasts
16:24 I love how Kitten’s weapons is basically a budget Custodes spear
It's a protector pike.
40K Kitten: *Why?*
@@JoseMendoza-JAM because yes
Maybe in the future he can replace the flintlock with something more powerful and advanced, like a .22 short derringer.
@@bthsr7113 cut down assault rifle
Can't wait to see Big-D's son Robert making an appearance with his new girlfriend Ygraine. And all the mockery that ensues.
Robert Guile
@@mattmark94 Boy just calls him Uncle Bob
I heard Robert is in a coma.
Ygraine is a goth grad student who is really into black metal and cemetery photography
Roberto Guilliaume.
18:16 This is second time in Kevin's vampiric life that he had warned a colleague to stop over-exploiting a consumable resource, because it would draw dangerous eyes to them and was ignored.
The Regent insisted there was no issue with her handling of clan finances (which we subsequently see is laughably inaccurate) and then we have Ape; insisting there is "no such thing as overfeeding" even as the hunters his gluttony & stupidity led straight to them prepare to attack.
Whether he's in the Camarilla or the Sabbat, Kevin keeps giving his fellow Kindred simple and logical advice to avoid disaster, then is left to suffer the consequences of them ignoring him.
“This program allows fan-creators like us royalty-free access to the World of Darkness IP.”
I love the passive aggressiveness in this statement and love this series already!
THERE IS PASSIVE-AGGRESSION IN THE AIR.
@@anitastrzelecka5117 "NOT AS PASSIVE AS YOU THINK SANTODES"
@@Space-man-mars *cries in no santodes.*
@@Space-man-mars "Like so much body oil..."
I just watch the Zoran the Bears update video, and they do the same thing it is definitely not as passive as we think. I even stopped playing Warhammer 40K games solely because of the sour taste they left in my mouth with this. Isn't even a boycott thing it just really did not sit right. That being said I can't wait for more of this.
First there was Warhammer Fantasy.
Then there was Warhammer 40k.
Now there is Hunter: The Parenting.
The Warp moves in mysterious ways...
God damn it, Tzeench! Keep your nerd bs to yourself.
@@SamueL-td7fb I has gun.
Emps has to learn how to become a decent parent somehow
First there was Warhammer Fantasy? I'll have to check that out next.
[EDIT] I cannot find it, where does it exist?
Hey man I’m not complaining
I don't know what's scarier--Door methodically and efficiently working through the adoption process to make Boy his son... *Or Door having reproduced.*
I'm guessing adoption.
The gang meets Door's wife when?
*Door phoning up Dad* Father I wish to do the reproduction, Serf bring me my lube and 12,000 instruction videos
All the caulk jokes!
The Mother was heavily fortified.
big E when TTS started: "ABOUT FUCKING TIME."
big D when HTP started: "ABOUT FUCKING TIME!"
My response
About Fucking Time
A glorious middle finger if I've ever seen it
I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.
I feel that SpeakerD's first line in any show he's in might well be "About fucking time!"
I didn’t realize this till I saw your comment. Mind blown, again
That moment when you're so grief stricken with the loss of your dearest friend that you create an alternate reality where you and your loved ones can have a nice old fashioned adventure without warp contrivances, without FUCKING HORUS, without deldar fuckery, just a nice time with your friends away from the grim darkness of the 42nd millennium.
Where your children and companions aren't dead or turned to "Choas".
@@Bluecho4 If that were true then Guilliman would be a successful business man amongst the brothers
@@Franz0818 First of all, Guilliman would be a senator, not a business man. Second, he would be way too serious to join his brothers on "monster hunting camping trips".
Even if they showed him evidence of monsters (like staked vampires), he'd probably just insist that his work in the public sector does far more good than hunting individual monsters.
@@Bluecho4 "I work to make it so the average person doesn't need to work dangerous jobs or be out late at night. Thus decreasing attacks and thereby making monsters that much weaker so proper authorities can deal with them. Not vigilante justice where your just as likely to stab a vagrant high on narcotics as you are a vampire" is what I assume he'd say
@@legojay14 At least he wouldn't be dismissive of the threat. Just tries to combat it the best way he knows. What I want to know is where the Fuck Leman's counterpart is?! Hunting Vampires and other beasties of the night sounds right up his alley. I doubt even the presence of Magnus' counterpart would deter him.
Man, I'm so not used to the Emperor talking with his actual voice.
The Not Emperor*
@@cla139 the MANLY MAN-emperor of MANkind!
tbh when the wizard had him with the knife at his throat, i REALLY thought he was gonna suffer vocal cord injury and need a TTS...
@@rogaldorn9457 im glad im not the only one who thought he would go that route
The Dadperor.
After being dethroned by cold-blooded usurpers in his moment of vulnerability, King Alfabusa and his loyalist followers traveled to new lands to establish another complete banger.
May he regin for a thousand moons and more
Hail Alfa
The usurpers know not what they have wrought, for our revenge shall be our absence...
The Alfaperium will endure all that the arch enemy can muster! The IP broke before the fans did!
THE KING LIVES!!!
CLANG! CLANG!
19:11 I thought this was a case of a bad take/bad voice acting but now I realize that it's just LARPer fucking up lines he had prepared ahead of time
i saw that as well, they really put alot of thought into this
The fact, that we all immediately recognized the characters speaks volumes about their impact.
Can't believe, that *NON-SPECIFIC COMPANY* would treat their own community with such disrespect.
No worries from the guys who own this one specifically too cause I met the devs for the most recent Vampire the Masqarade game (and I think they own the overall World of Darkness stuff too) and they were total bros.
Well, that NON SPECIFIC COMPANY is telling me they dont want my money. Which is fine. Means i get to spend it elsewhere.
@@KillerOrca I didn't even realize, that the setting is licensed as well. I just thought they were doing their own thing.
Paradox being fine with their IP being used honestly just makes the entire thing even better. Alfa is basically just telling *HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED* "Fuck you, I'm working with people, that actually care about my projects" and I think that's a beautiful flex.
@@tristanbeer1257 Heard whispers they might do something for BattleTech/Mechwarrior as well at some point. Topps and CGL are chill (see; Tex Talks Battletech)
@@tristanbeer1257 Paradox has given Alfabusa $$$ to make a video for their IP. Him doing it for free? They are probably overjoyed.
TTS fans: Did you die?
Kitten: Sadly yes but then I lived
he survived. by being dead. in pretend.
Without Kitten, I mean, why live? Really, he started out as an exposition-dispensing nameless Custodes, and over eight years he became the heart of the show, simply because of his humble, helpful, self-effacing attitude in contrast to the towering egos around him. If you cared about TTS's story it was because of Kitten. Kitten cared so much.
I am so glad he and Magnus are together in this. Their growing friendship was one of the more heartwarming parts of TTS. They always had great chemistry and they contrast each-other really well. Kitten keeps Marckus grounded, Marckus counters Kitten's more self-effacing moods. They offer a united front against the wall of chaos that is Big D.
I like where this is going
@@AnIdiotsLantern It is nice to see that they are a canon couple in at least one universe.
Kitten got it off with Magnus, the dimensional jmp was worth it
And got married off to Magnus 4.0?? I Think.....or is this a Downgrade so is it 1.0
"Boy's only eaten meat, butter and coffee with eggmilk for the past month." His poor bowels.
That's practically a military diet, just add MRE crackers and he won't poop for a month just as Uncle Sam intended.(Increases fighting effectiveness by 0.00016%!)
@@VioletDeathRei Wait til he gets to the Hooah bar. He will automatically grow a mustache, get promoted through all the NCO boards, and become the first Primaris Grey Knight Thunder Marine. He just straight up cunt punts demons back to the eye. Because that is his power.
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing poor lad still shits out what can only be described as gribbly squeeze cheese though...
I am not sure what this "eggmilk" substance is, but it instills fear in my bowels.
@@Coid think anti soymilk
I think the story about how one time a guy fell of his bicycle was scarier than the fiddle player story tbh. Bicycles are real, you could actually fall off one and hurt yourself, but fiddles are made up and can't hurt you.
I diagnose you with **Door**
Almost died riding a bike downhill. Shits scary.
in the opening Big D seems so somber and peaceful, then he opens his mouth and all thoughts of peaceful are dashed upon his perfectly sculpted abs
lmao true
he is so fucked on DMT that he is driving in complete "Zen"
@@beneko1127 with incredible fucking hair....
His first words are the same as our glorious emperor!
@@terrax39 oh shit you’re right
"I don't respect time, it's an odious concept,"
Less than five minutes in and I'm already gasping for breath. Oh my god.
I am going to be quoting that line forever.
"The flow of time is convoluted." - some crazy bastard from Dark Souls
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so"
- Ford Prefect, _The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy_
Capital T Time here my dude. It's straight up Made foreshadowing.
24:30
That explains it.
I love how the characters transferred over. This is basically a "Family Road Trip AU"
Also love that Kitten is a great Gamer.
He remains the KING OF GAAAAAAMES
Gmod and halo 2 were mentioned so they are a wonderful influence on boy
@@Ribbons0121R121 The fact it take place in 2006 is all the more appropriate.
EDIT: it's also 2 years later after VTMB, both in story and IRL release, pretty cool stuff.
CAWL O DU'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ye
I'm loving all the WoD accurate details like a vamp drinking the blood of someone on a substance causing said vamp to suffer the effects.
“A perfect union of park bench and table. Pure in function, yet handsome in form.”
Yes I will find a way to use this.
Beat you too it.
They got alot of good saying in this one.
Congrats on the release everyone!
Zoran any chance you be participating as one of the sons?
Please join an episode????
Hi
Hello there
Where’s our furry friend????
Hearing Big-D actually praising his sons and being somewhat constructive just warms my heart.
Now he´s seemingly doing his best.
Only flaw is that he´s very shit at it.
a little bit constructive :)
this is what happens when StarChild and screaming skeleton chair fuse into a new living vessel, and take copious amounts of drugs
@@Lazarusquixote excuse me, but that's ork-shrooms
He’s just high
This entire series is basically a giant middle finger to Warhammer…
And I’m loving every second of it.
EDIT: technically Game’s Workshop.
Technically more a middle finger to gw
@@catfoy8888 aye, love the game, hate the makers.
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvusdont hate makers. Hate owners.
calling Dorn "door" is absolutely perfect to represent how flat, blunt, and obtuse he is
Dorn is not fat. Dorn is *wide*
"A typical, rectangular door is not obtuse. All of its angles are 90 degrees, making them right angles. Obtuse angles have more than 90 degrees, therefore a door cannot be obtuse."
I love him
Holy shit this is probably my most liked comment!
They also sound similar
I like this version of Rogal, he has good opinions about benches and tables.
his name is Door
Hm yes, Door, he is quite adept at constructing things. Perhaps he could build more things.
_Yeeeeeeeeeeeees._
And is also The Senate.
It is him
Regal Door.
I like to think of him as a contemporary to Ron Swanson
This honestly feels like the Big E’s backstory and how he’s living a constant loop throughout time.
All those shaman souls certainly seem in full swing at this age, given the ayahuasca and dmt he's stewing.
That would be a really cool bit of lore actually, that over the millennia he has raised many children who developed similar personalities to his various primarchs, could be a reason as to why he was such a bad parent by the time he made the actual Primarchs, having seen so many of the children he raised grow old and die though various means numbing him to any emotional attachment to them.
He is playing transdimensional 4D Chess Strip Poker with the ruinous buddies. The Empire of Man and Warhammer 40K universe are just a reflex of one of their playthrough. Alphabusa's imaginations is the real "real life" of Conan the barb... Er... I Mean Kadmus Adam. The LEGALLY DISTINCT NOT EMPEROR OF MAN.
I like how he is some sort of shaman.
Considering how messed up the warp gets with time and space, i could totally see them forming a entire collapsed reality as Board Game
@10:46 "Purge yourself of the noises, Boy! Concentrate... You are the master of your reality. Whip it into submission - with your giant, powerful arms!"
This is foreshadowing. Big D knows boy is a oracle.
Isn't that what mages do in Ascension?
@@nobody4248 oracles are mages that refused ascencion for whatever reason.
Oh how I await "Unspecified Character with a Jamaican accent." And "Character related to a Corvian that is not from an Intellectual Property." For this series.
and their children
dont forget the "Belligerent alcoholic who screams about wolves" & "3 gymbros sharing a braincell and 1 too many galons of body oil"
And "Forgettable and uninteresting Asian who likes running fast"
And "Insane old dude who may or may not have reality bending powers"
OH ITS A JAMAICAN ACCENT
I have to say I really appreciate the fact that Marckus got hit in the eye at LEAST four times over the course of this video
Can't wait for him to be a cyclops. Everything is coming along nicely.
I...JUST REALIZED!
not to mention the stake-jacket is just a callout to magnus' front horn spikes on his armour.
"stop hiting that part"
@@picklefootbrainboi6009 I’d rather keep it as a running joke than him actually losing his eye.
when Kitten died, the Emperor retreated into a trauma-induced fantasy of his family being together again and going on a wholesome ghost hunting adventure.
Lmao
Nah, the warp storm he shat out broke reality and brought them all back to life by permanently altering the world to a form where Kitten didn't die.
Big E fractured the timelines.
that makes way too much sense
Lol!, That makes sense, like in the Warhammer Fantasy episode in TTS, they all jump into a massive (plot) hole to start/end the story arc.
“A guy fell off his bike here!”
Great, now I gotta sleep with the lights on. Thanks, Kitten.
Wite scar reference?
@@ollychismon-hurst371 That's a big stretch. People can just fall off bikes and not be referencing crazy biker mongolians from space, ya know?
I know it’s just a joke
I never knew I wanted to watch a musclehead adventuring stoner, a homosexual gamer couple, a carpentry sigma-male and a
frightened child hunt monsters. Thank you.
Door is an Alpha
Xbox gamers never lie magnus
@@itstime6974 wait alpharius?
Not only did I never knew I wanted it, I now can’t imagine life without the new Scooby gang. Boy makes an excellent shaggy. And dorn makes an excellent scooby.
@@itstime6974 Incorrect.
I like how BIG D is a mixture of the pre-Hersey TTS Emperor and Kaldor Draigo
from NO SUN! to NO, SON!
IVE COME TO VANQUISH ALL DAEMONS AND LOW QUALITY RAZORS IN THIS REALM!!!
And both are ABSOLUTLY FUCKED on narcotics
Actually yeah i think u right
@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg Changed bodies? So my father used the Proteus Protocol on you, Grandfather? Then married the Captain-General? I didn't even know they were dating! Man, I really didn't get any Interwarp in the past century. Then again, I suppose it was worth it... *interrogated* some of those Bone Collectors about the secrets of wraithtech, and now I've built a star fortress out of wraithbone!
Consul Praevian Ankhu Rhan of the Thousand Sons
P.S. Do you need anyone to make some Wraithtech for and/or with you? I know about your fascination with Eldar tech because of the whole human Webway thing.
Can't wait to see if the 3 fabulous custodes, Vulkan, Corvus, Sly Marbo,and Leman Russ show up as similar but legally distinct characters.
Oh god corvus - "I was here the only time you just didnt notice"
Magnus: "I fooking felt you looking at me!"
Watch the Fab 3 be The Arcanum.
Maybe we'll get Jaghatai too, who knows?
There was mention of a Krakus at like 10:58 talking about bears in the woods. Might be Leman Russ?
The custodes could be : the cousins
I can't get over the idea of Marckus just carrying a shit ton of glowsticks in his pockets for this very purpose
"Dedicated to our viewers and our friends, who believed in us through the grim darkness."
Goddammit boys, why you gotta do this to me. I'm not drunk enough to feel.
Ikr
And that bangin music to go along with the message
I am, merry Christmas 🎁🎄 everyone 🥂
@@AnIdiotsLantern merry Christmas bro
Merry Christmas everyone
Happy new year in advance.
My head cannon: This is just the Emperor in the 2nd Millennium with some adopted sons so he wouldn't get bored watching humanity and scare children
he has his own pocket-child to scare, at least
Or a world he created to cope with the former kitten "dead"
oooh i like this reasoning
@@masterblaster3508 or just... ya know... a new universe entirely
@@terriblecompany1588 i mea it is but the joke is there are so many parallels to this that their personalities are mostly the same just different in that they are not 40kafied
The fact that this has much of the same spirit as TTS, even down to individual characters, is much appreciated. Hopefully TTS comes back one day, but so far this is great. Also feels like a bit of a "fuck you" to GW. They may have taken out TTS, but the characters live on.
That depends on GW being at all generous with the animators and sadly corporations are not that generous. So at the moment, I think this is a nice compromise.
Honestly, part of me hopes they never go back to GW. I kinda hope the support for them dries up entirely because they just keep making utterly shit moves against players and creators alike.
I also appreciate that this has forty thousand upvotes in 4 days. Warms my heart.
That just proves how much they changed the actual original characters. It prooves how well they were written. The really just used what was already written and took it even further.
@@1Sky1Earth That's why nowadays I always telling everyone not to buy miniatures from GW, but make your own, or buy casted ones.
Coming back to this after the Big D v. (Great and Mighty) Kevin audiodrama, you can see how Kevin retains his humanity with his first line. He's a vampire wizard, a being many times stronger than a man with magic to boot, his fingers are noticeably sharp and he can force others into submission, yet he takes big D hostage with a knife.
and the fact he seemed to lament having to be hungry for blood
Also, despite having access to auspex as a tremere he still chooses to wear his glasses
I love how Kitten uses a stick taped to a flintlock taped to a stake
basically, he has a ye ye ass guardian spear
Omg I didn't even make that connection lol...he has a custodes weapon
and marckus is like, always hit in his eye that should be missing.
Not only that, it complies with U.K. gun laws, since it's a muzzle-loading firearm and doesn't require a permit.
@@traktorsajt i did not know that thank you
Episode 1 of TTS: "Adorable centurion"
Episode 1 of totally-not-TTS: "Adorable family trip"
Alfa you sentimental bastard stop making me feel things
Hope may be painful, but damn does it feel good ~!
@@michaelshooshan6355 we need to stop listening to Valrak and his rumors of a GW statement, the longer this false hope continues the more unbearable it gets
@@AnIdiotsLantern Who's Valrak?
@@michaelshooshan6355 chapter master Valrak lore RUclipsr and guy who ruined my life posting a rumor that GW was going to “clarify” their IP rules and yet
@@AnIdiotsLantern Aw, sorry to hear about that. GW is really not making the right decisions when it comes to fan content. Frankly, I'm surprised that more protests aren't happening.
Kitten with a flintlock spear was a really nice touch.
Overall, this went in like three different directions i didn't see coming, but it was enjoyable.
Oh my Throne, how did I not get that until someone pointed it out?!
OMG HOW DID THIS GO OVER MY HEAD!?!? THAT'S AMAZING!!!
And Door wielding Shotgun with Stake Bayonet
@@Madjo-qj2ge and magnus with... chest horns
@@gentleshark972 Stake Jacket
I’m willing to be that Tzeentch’s parallel in this series is going to be Marcus’s manipulative ex-boyfriend
God I can't wait to see how they do tzeentch, although I kinda think they are going to make him a high ranking malkavian due to their tendency to be more... Um chaotic for lack of a better term
@@afinnishfishnet7366 NYEHEHEHEHEH JUST AS PLANNED!! isnt that right tv news guy?
Oh shit that's definitely going to happen isn't it (no spoilers, I finally just started)
I don’t think Big D could keep Markcus legally so maybe Tzeentch is a foster parent or something
I personally think Marcus is going to be a mage, and Tzeench is going to be his avatar
I love how this cast of characters is so perfect that you can just slot them into any setting and they'll manage to work no matter what, that's how you know you've struck gold
I like to imagine the Fantasy episode was a prototype.
The fact these characters stand on their own so well is a testament to this channels ability.
This is quality. Keep praising quality.
Magnus before TTS: I dont get why people would like him
Magnus after TTS: How could we NOT like him? Also the Voice Actor has abit of Yathzee in him, you read magnus quotes and you read it as he would.
@@Subject_Keter I don’t know why Zegram hasn’t been hired as the official Magnus voice yet he’s just fantastic
@@AnIdiotsLantern i know, words cant describe how much it just fits. I got metaphors and exmaples... but it JUST works, no more or less.
@@AnIdiotsLantern yuup!
@@Subject_Keter one of my favorite things about Occulus Imperia’s Council of Nikea video is we get to hear Zegram give Magnus’s speech direct from the book. Just in case you were worried he could only do the joke version of this character. He can bring the balefire when he needs to
“I will find a way to make an analogy physical and smack you with it” ok this line was TOTALLY written originally for TTS lol
I can hear it in the TTS voice.
Exalted moment
Literally, they can make a sword out of the corpse of the god of homosexuality and stab the god of farm land(as in a specific plot of fake land) with it
That or a mage summoning a spirit from the high umbra(a spirit realm of thought where spirits of concepts exist, so spirits of an analogy literally exists there) which also works
@@gamingweeb2-842 There's a god of homosexuality? My apologies for the question, I'm rather ignorant on the lore of Hunter: The Reckoning.
@@Able542 in Exalted(unrelated to WoD and thus can be ignored for this series)
EVERYTHING has a god assigned to it, from the tinniest of grass blades to the sun
I just made them up here but they could exist within the cosmology of Exalted
@@gamingweeb2-842 Sword of the Big Gay
I couldn't be happier with this new series. I know it has been out for months already, but you guys have outdone yourselves. I love that you reworked the characters we all know and love into a new universe, and I am so, so excited to see more of this.
"BRUVA LIVES"
* STOMP STOMP *
Oh wait sorry, gotta make it legally distinct...
"Bruva is alive..."
* [loud footstep] [loud footstep] *
Alfa lives * clap clap *
BRUVA EXISTS!
*JACKHAMMER JACKHAMMER*
Alfa Prevails!
*chest pounds*
ALFABUSA RESPIRATES!
*hump* *hump*
Brother exists
*foot-tap foot-tap*
I love how they carried their personalities from TTS to here
What's really amazing is the difference between Big E and Big D.
It's different but, it makes me feel at home ya know?
@@VindicAlpha The positive effects of not being a corpse for ten thousand years
Eeeeehhhhhh, I am not sure about the Emps personality being the same, but eh at least the others are the same.
Maybe ive been a bit out of the loop but... is the son-in-law suposed to be kitten or...?
I’d like to point out that when boy turns away from dor-I mean door, door never once yells at him to point the light back at the table…which means he can measure in the dark without a flashlight.
Door has used the tape measure so much he has simply gained the abilities to KNOW the distance between his outstretched hands accurately
@@sleigh_taroth6778 it is entirely possible for Door to measure distances by simply using his hands, he just has the tape measure for sentimental value. Because Boy gave it to him as a birthday gift one year
Or just hold his own flashlight in his mouth. It a simple and practical solution that he can easily do due to his immensely powerful jawstrength.
I bet it's one of those tape measures where the markings are photo luminescent and glow in the dark.
@@otakon17 Thanks for the weirdly potent trigger of nostalgia for doing Woodworking projects with my dad in high school, random stranger
Seeing LEGALLY NOT KITTEN in a fucking hoodie is not what I expected, but then I realized he was called kitten and it made sense also it’s way funnier then it should have been
There are moments that shine through the old Captain-General. Like his position before he stakes Pyotr.
For a brief second. Nay, not even that long. A fraction of a second. We had the Captain-General present.
This weirdly hits me like a wall for how similar yet different the characters are. They affectively have the same personalities and dynamics but it is weird to see them vulnerable. Normally all there problems could be solved with a bolter or warp fuckery. Seeing them as mortals is very odd yet fascinating
Yep. The fact that they aren't going to outclass 99% of everything they meet by sheer virtue of being a Custodian, Primarch or the Man-Emperor is a bit weird. But it will be intersting to see them get better and more skilled as the series progresses.
@@AnshumanKantiBose Do you doubt the sheer wacky power of BigD?
Exactly! I was really thinking these ones could die, unlike those from That License That Shall No Longer Be Named.
@@AnshumanKantiBose I know cuz of copyright its never gonna be canon. but my canon is that this is just big E in 2008. They're hunting vampires and other shit as a guise for the emps to find out more about chaos/the wrap. and the fact the vizard practically jizzed himself while drinking his blood makes me believe theres something sssppecial about the dad. The lemon flavor tid bit man. Lemon is golden. IM high but this is my head canon from now on. No one can convince me otherwise.
I just love how you think Vampire Hunters would be and you got Friggin Saxton Hale but in the real flesh, Protector son in law, Magnus being more pratical and Door is literally just those fake doors from Luigi Mansion that smack you to death.
Weirdly in character if you dropped their souls in new bodies and I am sure only Kitten would be catious... well lile %20 more then usual
I love both Not-Emperor's enthusiasm for everything they're doing, AND that they've figured out a way to get "Boy" back in.
Also, the animation is greatly amusing to me.
"It's a good thing I came here.... ABSOLUTELY FUCKED ON DMT!"
The visuals, his delievery, the whole thing made my sides hurt from laughing
Then this implies it's one giant trip dream as DMT knocks you out.
@@garretwoeller7669 do you really thing the mighty Not-Emperor would be beaten by DMT?
@@garretwoeller7669 Well... not really? Depends on how you imbibe it and in what form. Generally it's a stupidly intense, short trip, about 3 minutes until breakthrough climax (if you do enough to break through the ceiling of this reality into the angelic realm beyond of colour, light, love, and understanding) and then a 10 or 15 minute comedown, and an hour or two of feeling a bit shaky.
Or so I hear.
@@EssentialXIII Probably the first time I've ever learned anything while in the comments. Thank you, but to be fair I don't delve into their depths very often.
I mean he is a shaman. His system is literally pumped up with the stuff badly than a dark eldar will be before a glorious raid.
19:55 Shitbeard is more surprised at Markus having a fiance rather than he being a homosexual. Good guy Shitbeard.
We later find out that he was a very good person in life, and just got kinda fucked over at a blood drive.
Especially in the 2000's. Dude really was a good person
I always assumed he was a Vietnam veteran
@@connormclernon26 Got drafted so he never got to go to college until years later. Eventually got his life under control and just rides for fun and a sense of freedom. Ended up heading oversees to study. Shitbeard, the unsung hero. I could 100% see him dressing up as Santa and visiting kids for Christmas
@@jefferycrouse4652 he definitely donated to children's hospitals
Immediate head cannon: Door is actually Door Jr. and the D in big D doesn't stand for dad, he's actually Door Sr.
...this makes too much sense.
"Boy" is Door III
Don't mind if I borrow that head cannon
I see no cannon on your head
@@word6344 Someone must be borrowing it already
I love the subtle nods. Like how Big D doesn’t want Marcus to study the magic vampire like how the emperor didn’t want Magnus to study chaos
'Im eleven' "YOU'RE WHAT??" *oh, wrong universe, recover*
@@liamblack1558 😂😂
Just make Magnus learn Hedge Sorcery or make him Awaken.
If Magnus becomes a mage, would he be a Hermetic?
@@liamblack1558 My brain is still too tired to get that joooke
It took me 4+ rewatches to realise the "stake jacket" was a reference to Magnus' chest/nipple horns.
Let's take a moment to marvel.
This is a parody of a parody show, which in turn has become original content in order to dodge copyright issues being brought by the owner of the ORIGINAL original content.
And I love it
This is a parody of a parody show, which in turn has become original content in order to dodge copyright issues being brought by the owner of the ORIGINAL original content which in turn was plagiarized from three other original contents.
Only three? Catachan is Rambo, Tyranids are Starship Troopers, Genestealers are Alien, not to mention Elric being ripped off
Yeah, and 40k started as a parody, so let's throw a few more levels or recursive/rhyming headache on there.
@@openaardvark419 don't forget Dune and the Cadians being basically movie Mobile Infantry in green.
That’s the real testimony to what Alfa and his team accomplished over eight years. These characters are instantly recognizable even without the 40k trappings, and once you’ve got a cast of characters people actually care about, you’re sitting on a gold mine.
"i'm beleven" "YOU'RE WHAT????" Just understanded that this at the same time can be interpreted as Big-D's suprise about his grandson age and... as a PTSD after some interesting game that they had in the other dimension...
It's always good to rewatch your masterpieces.
Door is high key the best fighter in the group. And he achieved so through the power of turning DEFENSE into the best OFFENSE.
Also feels like Big D is showing off his POWERFUL legs to compensate quite a long time of being unable to use them
This new series just COM-POSED of perfect parts!
He will rule the night... WITH HIS LEGS!
The fact that Bingham prior irl has a story about the fiddler and they didn’t just make it up for the show is a level of detail I wasn’t expecting
I thought it was based off the drummer boy of Edinburgh castle.
@@thomasfoster4370 check the wikipedia for bingham priory unless someone from here added it in before I looked at it " and it is reported that many years ago a fiddler decided to explore these passages; he could be heard for some distance before suddenly ceasing. The fiddler was never seen again" if someone did ad it your doing the lords work
@@JackalLab ok, but you have admit the similarities are uncanny.
Wait the names of these places are real? I genuinely thought they were made up to sound extra British
@@AverageAwesomeDude there just extra British by nature
So we have a Stoner Rockstar Grandad, A Gaymer couple, Carpentry dad and the Precious Boy...
Sounds about right for a World of Darkness party.
Seriously I didn't expect this to be a World of Darkness thing, I came in completely blind and read no comments or anything from the description.
Blown away by how much fun this actually was
All capable sound casters lol
All this does is make me want to try Hunter more
What us this *World of Darkness* you speak of?
@@JoseMendoza-JAM Vampire DnD
@@JoseMendoza-JAM World of Darkness is a Tabletop Roleplaying Game akin to D&D, but set in a version of the Real World where Vampires (and other Supernatural Entities, I believe) are very much a real thing.
"i've got ayahuasca brewing in the cabinet"
Fun fact: ayahuasca is a psychedelic drug
funner fact ayahuasca's active component is DMT, it lasts longer because its taken orally but normally DMT is broken down in the stomach a different compound in the brew prevents this and lets you get high as balls for hours.
It is also generally prepared by and taken ritualistically with a shaman.
Big E being an ancient shaman...
@@BierBart12plus, if you take the account that he claimed Houdini as truth, it already puts him far older than he has any right to be. And the fact that he uses Minas, a measurement used in ancient Sumerian times, it would already make him even more older than he would be for any human. Although the second one is more of a very loose theory than anything
fun fact, you will vomit if you drink ayahuasca, every few sips even, its an expected part of the experience. Also it has a very earthy flavor, similar to lapsang souchong tea.
I didn't expect Alfa to take the TTS characters and make it into a Scooby Doo mythological mystery show. I am not complaining, this is great and it's clear you're all having so much fun with it.
No one did. But Alfa is the hero we needed.
SHHHH, they are LEGALLY DISTINCT. Absolutely nothing to do with TTS.
Emperor new groove but with thicc leg muscles
@@RichardP539 "No one did"
Alfa Patreons: Did
People who just looked at his Patreon: Did
Um acshually it takes place in the world of darkness a already estabished IP not just genric mythology
I cackled when Kitten pulled out his 'legally distinct not guardian spear'
I DIDNT EVEN CATCH THAT LMAOOOOOO
OMFG I've watched this like 6 six times and I hadn't realized, matchlock and all... Very good job sir
Funny thing is there is already a bootleg Guardian Spear in the 40k verse, specifically in Necromunda's House Cawdor.
GW Lawyers: Hm, these boys in the Alfa Legion know how to play the game. NO LAWSUIT TODAY!
What do you mean? It is totally a new invention of gunspear, like nothing ever before, i swear on the god emp- i mean BIG D!
This was a lot of fun. Like the running gag where Marckus' eye gets constantly punched.
Somewhere Tzeetch is scratching at the 4th wall yelling some version of “GIVE ME THAT EYE YOU BASTARD A DEAL IS A DEAL DONT THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE INTO A NEW REALITY get back here!!”
Big D from beyond the fifth wall:
swivel on it biatch!
*middle fingers standing proud*
Coming back around for my like 20th rewatch through all the episodes 2 1/2 years later
Honestly doing a side-step with the character we know and love, but legally distinct,
is very smart, it softens the pain.
Like combat drugs when getting amputated.
Yeah I like it a lot. The dynamic is the same
Is it maybe...we love Alf.’s characters and story writing style rather than the *Shitty Company That Shall Remain Unnamed*’s universe?
@@HurremDurrem It was both but now Alfa stuff is way more iconic and worthwhile.
@@HurremDurrem I mean yeah. Nobody watched TTS because it was 40k. They watched TTS because it was Alfa's take on 40k.
"Wait you're not actually giving the Boy Ayahuasca right?"
Bless you Kitten for always keeping the sanity
I swear kitten is the glue that holds everything together
What is Ayahuasca?
@@silvertrimhill9844 oh sweet summer child
@@silvertrimhill9844 Brazilian hallucinations.
@@AnIdiotsLantern thank you, you are very cool
I was really hoping Door followed up the “Pure in its function, yet handsome in its form” with “Just like you boy” *Hair ruffle.*
Boy is not yet intended for function as you may consider it. He is a perfectly appreciable part of this journey and, while not vital to it’s structure, is vital in his own way
Good man, i need to know.
Is this video work of Lord Alfabusa reference to something or original work?
@@lexex2550
Yes.
“OH THIS SWEET NECTAR, A DELIGHT FOR THE SENSES! ADDICTING, MAGICAL, _LEMON-SCENTED!_ THE GREAT AND MIGHTY JIMMY DEMANDS *MORE!”*
I know what I’ll be saying whenever I go out to the bar now. Also, lovely Legecy of Kain reference with that Vae Victus
Edit: with hindsight, one can tell a lot about D just from this first episode. A cool thing I noticed is that when Kevin bites him, he can be heard muttering something like “n-no…don’t…N-n-o!”
At first I took that to be him just muttering, lost in the sauce of the Kiss, but after learning a bit more about him I’ve come to realize that he’s not talking to Kevin; he’s talking to himself. _The motherfucker was deliberately forcing himself to stay focused,_ essentially resisting the euphoria of the Kiss so that he’d be ready in case his plan went to shit.
Kevin*
What does vae victus mean?
@@drigoleus1055 _Vae victis is Latin for "woe to the vanquished", or "woe to the conquered". It means that those defeated in battle are entirely at the mercy of their conquerors and should not expect-or request-leniency. -- Wikipedia_
@@drigoleus1055It’s the catchphrase of Kain, one of the most famous vampires in fiction. He’s from the Legacy of Kain series; can’t really play them anymore but they were great fuckin’ games
Insert obligatory comment *"When people needed him the most, he returned."* here
This probably the best parenting/family trip video I've ever seen xD
HE'S BACK BABY
Some say after the emperor ended the end times he reincarnated in another universe where he was having another chance of life
Fuck yeah to both sentences.
Are they going to turn the Space Wolves into actual werewolves?
@@HelghastStalker But is not leman still going to be family?
"I don't respect time, it is an odious concept" is such a fantastic line.
Not a lie tho
going to start attaching that as an explanation to late assignments
I love the nod to kitten being a custodes in TTS with that flintlock spear of his.
It's very heart burning indeed
That's actually genius
I wonder what the names of the "Stripmen" would be.
Williwam
Karson
Eddidisi.
It took me several months to actually sit down and watch this but I'm so gald I did. I'm very pleased to see the core cast of TTS make a spiritual return.
I remember when this episode came out. I still reeled from the news about TTS being put on indefinite hiatus.
And the Captain-General's end.
I'm glad I'm watching this now. Makes me want to play Vampire: The Masquerade again hahaha
Marcus: "Oh lovely, Dorn is fried, Dad is comatose and the deamons are..." *Mumbles*
*Transcend over to Emperor's comatose fever dream.*
That is my headcanon for this
I still love how Rogal looks so much older than his father. I hope we see the rest of this dysfunctional family
I assume that Big-D uses hair dye and plastic surgery to make himself look younger. Because regardless of reality, he's a tad vain.
@@Bluecho4 The universe just knows better than to age him
Cant wait thill we see Vulkan and Corax in this version.
Who is this Rogal fellor? You mean Door?
@@k.m.k.2976 probably road tripping out of a van, maybe somehow drawing convoy to follow.
Bruva going from Warhammer to Vampire: The Masquerade at the exact same time I did is get another reason why I believe him to be a ghoul stalking my dreams
I think this is from "World of Darkness"(ttrpg) more than the masquerade.
Edit: Like someone said, they are part of the same universe, idk how did i forgot that.
I ended it latching onto Werewolf the Apocalypse instead, but same vibes
Same universe, just different settings and societies.
@@ArchivistMarker I was gonna say.
Hey...maybe he'll do battletech next
@@KillerOrca I’d like to see Alfabusa’s take on the Clans getting bent by comstar at Tukkayid.
25:50
*THE GREAT AND MIGHTY* kevin's last word is "weed" I think he was trying to trade weed for his freedom..
Man these guys really do remind me of another group of quirky characters who live in a world full of other worldly entities with eccentric personalities. I very much enjoy watching their wacky misadventures.
I saw “Magnus” and started crying. I am a big manly man. I do not cry often.
*Marckus
@@declanedmison5442 still Magny-'Magic though
My little Marcky Magic
It's okay. I'll cry along too, it is worth a good cry.
Shedding manly tears about this is no shame!
can we just take a moment to appreciate how Bruva had put so much life into his 40k animations despite using a single png for most characters and now can go even further now that he is using original charaters
They can't copyright voices that they never made in the first place!
15:25 you can actually see Pyotr open his mouth. Ep 2 told us he can turn invisible and thats what hes doing
That is a horrifying observation.
my heart almost stopped when he appeared and i swear it was months before i stopped seeing his crackheaded face in my nightmares
oh wow, you're right! yall are so smart i need to read these comments more often!