Me When I Read Shaman Village Lore:

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • #eldenring #messmer

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  • @ArkbladeIX
    @ArkbladeIX 2 месяца назад +1321

    Imagine if melina had this as an "echo of queen marika dialogue" lmao

    • @clankymocha
      @clankymocha  2 месяца назад +268

      Okay no no I'm stealing this ahahahahhahah

    • @tiagomiranda316
      @tiagomiranda316 2 месяца назад +54

      ​@@clankymochabro please do it like Gideon video about ranni

    • @timclaridge8458
      @timclaridge8458 2 месяца назад +66

      The real reason there's no grace in the crusader church.

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 2 месяца назад +92

      In Marika's own words:

    • @emismpunk
      @emismpunk 2 месяца назад +19

      I need a mod that replaced Melina's dialogue with this now .

  • @jamiesullivan6602
    @jamiesullivan6602 2 месяца назад +1813

    “They were never saints” NO SHIT LEDA

    • @Ghost-nj7nj
      @Ghost-nj7nj 2 месяца назад +331

      Understatement of the fucking century

    • @calibula95
      @calibula95 2 месяца назад +333

      For a moment i thought they were divine... Then i saw the bonny village and shaman village.
      Time to join Messmer's crusade.

    • @WarshipMolester
      @WarshipMolester 2 месяца назад +134

      Messmer did nothing wrong

    • @pixelspy5791
      @pixelspy5791 2 месяца назад +100

      By the time I got to Messmer I was just like "why are we fighting bro I'm on your side"

    • @someone_7233
      @someone_7233 2 месяца назад +33

      ​@@WarshipMolesteras if he and his mother did any better? The mfers were geno ciding in the lands between those who had nothing to do with the hornsent

  • @KTBaby25
    @KTBaby25 2 месяца назад +1586

    “Mandatory vigor checks” that part killed me😭

    • @usernameig975
      @usernameig975 2 месяца назад +98

      ikr? 💀 I died at "palm blast hornsent into abductor virgins"

    • @umukzusgelos4834
      @umukzusgelos4834 2 месяца назад +36

      He is going to do that Check with his spear I imagine

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell 2 месяца назад +27

      It's basically the new fraud check.

    • @Angelo.A.J
      @Angelo.A.J 2 месяца назад +13

      Farm hornsent with waves of gold is where I lost it

    • @joseph7471
      @joseph7471 2 месяца назад +25

      I lost it when I realized it was an AI Messmer voice. Like, this is Messmer running through his to-do list as he gets ready for the day.
      "Did I forget anything? Oh, right. Point down at all the Hornsent corpses while walking in circles."

  • @fentfantatic1999
    @fentfantatic1999 2 месяца назад +1568

    THE SHADOW REALM HAS FALLEN. MILLIONS MUST MEET DEATH IN THE EMBRACE MESSMER'S FLAME

    • @hatefulgaming1800
      @hatefulgaming1800 2 месяца назад +160

      Saw a maiden with an omen, Leyndell has fallen

    • @C4X3Music
      @C4X3Music 2 месяца назад +12

      Thank you, Tomoko Kuroki, very cool.

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Месяц назад +1

      @@hatefulgaming1800It was me!

    • @hatefulgaming1800
      @hatefulgaming1800 Месяц назад +2

      @@nothanks9503 The Maiden or the Omen?

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Месяц назад +3

      @@hatefulgaming1800 Both it’s a Radagon Marika situation

  • @nineball4544
    @nineball4544 2 месяца назад +1067

    ''İs it really a hate crime if I enjoyed every minute of it?''
    Queen Marika the Eternal, probably.

  • @Xarxes_
    @Xarxes_ 2 месяца назад +2119

    "Waaahhh waaaah, Marika betrayed us!"
    The shaman's in the pots:💀

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell 2 месяца назад +370

      Marika and Messmer were objectively right.

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 2 месяца назад

      They will burn along the hornsent and the shamans
      MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

    • @PJDAltamirus0425
      @PJDAltamirus0425 2 месяца назад +68

      @@BulldogFromHellMarika still killed most of the giants for what reason? Is there a hornsent fire giant connections I'm not seeing?

    • @shark_vii
      @shark_vii 2 месяца назад +152

      @@PJDAltamirus0425while I don't know if it has a direct connection to the Fire Giants, there is _this_ tidbit from the 'Talisman of All Crucibles' that I found interesting:
      _"Rumored to have sprouted upon giants and is known as the "mother of Crucibles" in ancient tower lore."_

    • @PJDAltamirus0425
      @PJDAltamirus0425 2 месяца назад +85

      @@shark_vii Ehh... interesting, very loose justification for a genocide of a different group. Hornsent genocide is justified, what they did is hyper messed up.

  • @csam9167
    @csam9167 2 месяца назад +231

    The Black Knight : M'lord. What are our order for this accursed land.
    Messmer :

    • @filipporapetti9354
      @filipporapetti9354 Месяц назад +20

      * black knight feverishly taking notes *

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@filipporapetti9354
      "What about 'lick hornsent with your crucible tongue'? Is that on the list?"

    • @filipporapetti9354
      @filipporapetti9354 Месяц назад +9

      @@jacobg5122 "Ah, of course, and skewer them with flying charges"

  • @paladinslash4721
    @paladinslash4721 2 месяца назад +1057

    Before the DLC: Why does Marika hate the crucible and the omens so much?
    After the DLC: Farm hornsent with Waves of Gold

    • @khushidudy6293
      @khushidudy6293 Месяц назад +56

      yeah but it is still unfair for mohg and morgott

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737
      @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4737 Месяц назад

      @@khushidudy6293honestly they’re lucky she didn’t murder the both of them

    • @Sheamerek
      @Sheamerek Месяц назад +76

      ​@@khushidudy6293 Fr. My boy Morgott didn't deserved this.

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell Месяц назад +15

      @@Sheamerek He does. Look up why he took up the name Margit. It seems those tendencies really do come from the horns. Marika was justified.

    • @khushidudy6293
      @khushidudy6293 Месяц назад +23

      @@BulldogFromHell are the tendencies racism against tarnished?

  • @BulldogFromHell
    @BulldogFromHell 2 месяца назад +706

    "Defecate in a hornsent's scorpion stew." Is diabolical.

    • @jezzaboi2168
      @jezzaboi2168 2 месяца назад +52

      Canon origins of the loathsome dungeater

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell 2 месяца назад +29

      @@jezzaboi2168 The fact that he's trying to make omens and wears armor with cut off omen horns literally makes this a possibility 💀😂

    • @k1ll3rbunny
      @k1ll3rbunny 2 месяца назад +8

      Have you tried Hornsent cooking? The shite would improve the dish.

    • @coolerkid7905
      @coolerkid7905 2 месяца назад

      My brother in Marika what cooking they are ghost people now​@@k1ll3rbunny

    • @shiroamakusa8075
      @shiroamakusa8075 Месяц назад +4

      Like they will even know the difference.

  • @sirmaerske6884
    @sirmaerske6884 2 месяца назад +217

    "This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it."

    • @maximiliansinigr3505
      @maximiliansinigr3505 Месяц назад +11

      fine
      "Kick hornsent into Metyr's laser beams. Impale hornsent with Astel's horns. Skin hornsent in Dominula. Throw hornsent into Radahn's meteor. Show hornsent the way to treasure before a cliff Patches-style. Throw hornsent into a black hole. Push hornsent from the ladder near Godwyn's face"

    • @sirmaerske6884
      @sirmaerske6884 Месяц назад +4

      @@maximiliansinigr3505 a good expansion of the list. Nicely done. 🤝🏻

    • @pl_on
      @pl_on 20 дней назад

      Bombard hornsent with roundrocks. Make hornsent consume ruptured crystal tears. Crush hornsent with fire prelates.

    • @rogerroger76
      @rogerroger76 8 дней назад

      My turn:
      "Free the Loathsome Dung Eater from his jail, then sic him on the Hornsent."
      "Relocate the entire Hornsent population in the middle of Caelid."
      "Chop Hornsent into bloody chunks, then fill jars with them."
      "Make mincemeat out of dead Hornsent, then serve it to living Hornsent."

  • @wyrmboi6172
    @wyrmboi6172 2 месяца назад +189

    Me at the beginning of the DLC: "I can't believe Messmer would wipe out the Hornsent in a brutal genocide? How could he be such a monster, burning entire cities and slaughtering everyone?
    Me at the end of the DLC: The Hornsent were creating a Tower of Babel out of literal corpses gathered through stuffing people in jars. They deserved everything that happened to them and Messmer did nothing wrong.

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 Месяц назад +50

      its like radahn when the first trailer released, this brute is attacking this brave woman... and then we learn about malenia and it only got worse now that we learned about miquella like radahn was fighting for his fucking life and afterlife

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho Месяц назад +25

      ​@@Kazuhira2249radahn was fighting for his damn innocence, like a western woman lost in bangladesh

    • @dhruvdatta1055
      @dhruvdatta1055 24 дня назад +2

      ​@@Freekymoho💀

  • @AC1097-eb2ss
    @AC1097-eb2ss 2 месяца назад +311

    Messmer spouted this pasta at Rellana the moment he met her and that's how she fell in love.
    Source: John Eldenring told me in a dream.

    • @clankymocha
      @clankymocha  2 месяца назад +62

      @@AC1097-eb2ss can confirm, I was the dream

    • @dr.fiction7
      @dr.fiction7 Месяц назад +9

      Can confirm, I was Rellana.

    • @LauranceDAfirstvicar
      @LauranceDAfirstvicar Месяц назад +16

      Can confirm, I was the messmer soldier napping near a cliff

    • @BradfordCalcutt
      @BradfordCalcutt Месяц назад +9

      Can confirm, I heard it from a Messmer soldier napping near a cliff.

    • @jacksonripper-mp8dr
      @jacksonripper-mp8dr 2 дня назад

      He has a thing for her paternal aunt, GRRM stuff definitely......

  • @Morbak546
    @Morbak546 2 месяца назад +218

    Deathblight's deadly sin's glitch hornsent into permanent half death

  • @OfficialChrissums
    @OfficialChrissums Месяц назад +42

    "we cant expect Marika to do all the work" - Messmer Graham

  • @whoreblender
    @whoreblender 2 месяца назад +74

    messmer standing in front of his troops reading a scroll that contains Marika's order on starting the crusade, written by a shaken hand:

  • @fullcrackalchemist
    @fullcrackalchemist 2 месяца назад +1290

    WE PERPETUATING THE CYCLE OF SUFFERING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @allenzale342
      @allenzale342 2 месяца назад +125

      The cycle is GONE man, there's no Hornsent left to take revenge.

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell 2 месяца назад +128

      Nope. Ending it. Did you meet any Hornsent in the Lands Between? Me neither.

    • @alyseleem2692
      @alyseleem2692 2 месяца назад +76

      ​@@BulldogFromHellBut you sure met alot of Omen.
      They ain't technically Hornsent themselves( more possessed), but you catch my drift.
      That...
      And the loathsome Dung Eater as a result.

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell 2 месяца назад +21

      @@alyseleem2692 Yeah the Omen are just as deserving. The root was rotten. It had to be ripped out and burned.

    • @alyseleem2692
      @alyseleem2692 2 месяца назад +39

      @@BulldogFromHell Now, now. Morgott is loyal, is he not?
      But still; it is sad. They're plagued by these elders in their nightmares, ever since childhood( Omensmirk Mask). It is a wretched thing to carry the essence of these wretched souls in one's blood.
      Maybe the cutting of horns was indeed an attempt at a kindness. As it seems now, though?
      Death is the only release.
      I need to find whatever Rollo drank.

  • @randomkriegsman8444
    @randomkriegsman8444 2 месяца назад +126

    “If you start shit better be ready for me to end it”
    -Queen Marika

    • @NoName-sv6iy
      @NoName-sv6iy 2 месяца назад

      “Missed me bitch.”
      -Queen Marika before obliterating the hornsend from the lands between

  • @suspicious_spy
    @suspicious_spy 2 месяца назад +255

    I went out of my way to kill the hornsent in enir-ilim

    • @LocksAndChains
      @LocksAndChains 2 месяца назад +38

      The more I learn about their past… I’m kinda with you.

  • @Eo-ms3kw
    @Eo-ms3kw 2 месяца назад +1958

    Racism lore

    • @ghostytoasty6976
      @ghostytoasty6976 2 месяца назад

      @@BulldogFromHellgenocide is always the way

    • @eternalvibe9083
      @eternalvibe9083 2 месяца назад +29

      ​@@BulldogFromHell Ong

    • @junme1389
      @junme1389 2 месяца назад +82

      _THEY WERE NEVER SAINTS_ *THEY WERE SIMPLY ON THE LOSING SIDE OF A WAR*

    • @noticeme694
      @noticeme694 2 месяца назад +6

      @@BulldogFromHell remove 7 words

    • @MordecaiSPM
      @MordecaiSPM 2 месяца назад +10

      They started first okay

  • @Issengan
    @Issengan 2 месяца назад +430

    "maybe messmer isnt the bad guy..."

    • @dinobutler4564
      @dinobutler4564 2 месяца назад +34

      If only we could spare bosses…unless you just don’t play the dlc but that’s no fun!

    • @Garl_Vinland
      @Garl_Vinland 2 месяца назад +16

      Maybe he is…. But also the hornet are also bad guys.
      Like sending Hitler to deal with a bunch of cannibals

    • @chelo4197
      @chelo4197 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Garl_VinlandIt's like sending a guy to solve a problem... Yeah checks out

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 2 месяца назад +16

      @@Garl_Vinland i mean, the hornsent acted like complete monsters so i side with messmer, even if he himself isnt all that much better. the whole golden order is fucked up

    • @joey-schmoey
      @joey-schmoey 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@IssenganWhich is why Goldmask's ending is the good ending

  • @The__Inquisition
    @The__Inquisition 2 месяца назад +308

    Swift Slash spam Hornsent, gank Hornsent by First Step, bleed Hornsent, afk farm Hornsent

    • @Double512
      @Double512 2 месяца назад +51

      blow up hornsent with jar cannon greatbolts, push hornsent off cliffs with shield crash, use rotten breath on hornsent in stormveil, use golem greatarrow rain of arrows on hornsent hosts.

    • @Angelo.A.J
      @Angelo.A.J 2 месяца назад +32

      Chainsaw glitch hornsent !

    • @brandinicole1372
      @brandinicole1372 2 месяца назад +10

      Use mimic tear to kill hornsent, use moonveil on hornsent, use ROB on hornsent.

    • @pirateskeleton7828
      @pirateskeleton7828 2 месяца назад +7

      I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I want swift slash, but on the other, I’d rather not help a Hornsent

    • @machi7074
      @machi7074 Месяц назад +10

      Delete Hornsent's save files

  • @jackalkhan5676
    @jackalkhan5676 2 месяца назад +174

    I wouldn't even need a caterpillar mask

    • @machi7074
      @machi7074 Месяц назад +24

      I don't need my thoughts of impurity, doubt, temptation, and any other wickedness to be sealed when I'm purging Hornsent.
      Such duty is enough to inspire absolute focus

  • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
    @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ 2 месяца назад +200

    I appreciate that this got the pronunciation for “Scadutree” correct.

    • @Flagdread
      @Flagdread Месяц назад +6

      Skah-DOO

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola Месяц назад +15

      Skibidi

    • @LucasTheBoi
      @LucasTheBoi Месяц назад +2

      Yeah, really happy to hear it pronounced correctly. Hopefully more people will pick up on it!

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho Месяц назад

      ​@@Flagdreadscha-doh

  • @DarkCatfish
    @DarkCatfish 2 месяца назад +121

    Sheesh I already bought it, Messmer, you don't have to sell it to me

  • @siegespartan9669
    @siegespartan9669 2 месяца назад +78

    *AH, MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD.*
    -Me, Shortly after learning about the Shaman Jars

  • @RenAkakaze
    @RenAkakaze 2 месяца назад +48

    “Legally it’s questionable, morally it’s disgusting, personally I like it” -Marika I guess

  • @cammyshill3099
    @cammyshill3099 2 месяца назад +111

    Messmer's one mistake was burning the Hornsent too fast with the Furnace Golems. Should have cooked them slowly with lower flame.😔

    • @machi7074
      @machi7074 Месяц назад +12

      Its so burnt that Gwyn would blush from the sight.

    • @imageispower20
      @imageispower20 Месяц назад +12

      His mistake was no shit not going Far enough. That says some shit.

  • @tidlywank
    @tidlywank 2 месяца назад +209

    bloodhound step across the street to avoid interacting horners

    • @liamwright2510
      @liamwright2510 Месяц назад +10

      Moonwalk away from hornsent with blood hound step 😂

    • @shittetharse
      @shittetharse Месяц назад

      *_"BABE, WAKE UP. NEW HORNSENT SLUR JUST DROPPED."_*

  • @willr.1495
    @willr.1495 2 месяца назад +634

    TOTAL HORNSENT ANNIHILATION 🗣️🔥

  • @MinniMaster
    @MinniMaster 2 месяца назад +50

    The fact that they’re all various creative methods of execution only to end with the simplicity of “slice hornsent with a katana” really ties the whole thing together

    • @UnironicallyToast
      @UnironicallyToast 2 месяца назад

      Its a racist far right meme meant for torture and eradication of all black people. The katana was part of the original copypasta. Thought you should know before praising them

    • @EdyKru
      @EdyKru 2 месяца назад

      ​@@UnironicallyToast we know

    • @lorkh4nn
      @lorkh4nn 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@UnironicallyToast that's awesome man

  • @Shmeky.
    @Shmeky. 2 месяца назад +295

    Rollcatch hornsent till they dc and send hatemail, chainsaw hornsent, duel nagi lightrollinh 300 ms hornsent

  • @mokadelic4037
    @mokadelic4037 2 месяца назад +59

    Yup, the hornsent definitely deserved it. I felt kind of bad for them in the beginning, now I wish I could pledge my loyalty to Messmer and aid him in his holy crusade.

  • @cartellaio6955
    @cartellaio6955 Месяц назад +22

    "farm hornsent with waves of gold"
    THE RUNE GRIND IS REALLL

  • @vainspider9488
    @vainspider9488 2 месяца назад +605

    All my homies hate Hornsents

    • @user-pn4kb3ve9l
      @user-pn4kb3ve9l 2 месяца назад

      all my homies hate your homies that hate hornsents

    • @hideous_taco_michael_zacki
      @hideous_taco_michael_zacki 2 месяца назад +1

      What did they do btw?

    • @2HandHangerDunksOnly
      @2HandHangerDunksOnly 2 месяца назад

      @@hideous_taco_michael_zacki they killed and tortured the people from Marika’s village, then chopped them up and put them in the pots

    • @gamingwglitch1088
      @gamingwglitch1088 2 месяца назад +85

      ​@@hideous_taco_michael_zackiWithout spoiling too much: think Holocaust but they farm the still-living corpses.

    • @samuelbucher5189
      @samuelbucher5189 2 месяца назад +83

      @@gamingwglitch1088 And what Marika did to them was also basically Holocaust, but the ovens can walk.

  • @hideous_taco_michael_zacki
    @hideous_taco_michael_zacki 2 месяца назад +182

    *_"Defecate into the Hornsent's scorpion stew"_* 🗣️📢🔥

  • @gabbycotto4024
    @gabbycotto4024 2 месяца назад +63

    Ahh, the prayers of the Fire Knights are so poetic.

  • @beesmongeese2978
    @beesmongeese2978 2 месяца назад +97

    High effort and high level laughs. High praise.

  • @Epsonea_482
    @Epsonea_482 2 месяца назад +45

    “MIYAZAKI! STOMP GAIUS’ BOAR INTO THE SHADOW REALM OF SHADOW REALMS, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!”

  • @KDude107
    @KDude107 2 месяца назад +70

    True, based and blessed with Marika’s grace

  • @keztannis6848
    @keztannis6848 2 месяца назад +37

    "Chudjack! One of those things spotted you!"
    "It's fine."
    "Y-your madness is building up!"
    "Nothing ever happens."

  • @FirecrackerXxX
    @FirecrackerXxX 2 месяца назад +16

    Teabag hornsent, point down at hornsent, spam hornsent with messmers flame.

  • @CogitoErgoTsun
    @CogitoErgoTsun 2 месяца назад +77

    The glintstone gemerald that saved The Lands Between

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 2 месяца назад +16

      Spine-tingling, genre-defining, coalsent-burning gemerald with no jumpscares

    • @bepis996
      @bepis996 2 месяца назад +11

      The Golden Order will always be a gem

  • @darkrot824
    @darkrot824 2 месяца назад +264

    Messmer would make his Mama Marika proud!

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell 2 месяца назад +39

      He has. She's just too busy being a 304 and getting crucified (in more ways than one) to acknowledge it.

    • @pepperjack3777
      @pepperjack3777 2 месяца назад +14

      Marika wouldn't be proud of anyone but godwyn honestly.

    • @SpookyM0aiMan
      @SpookyM0aiMan 2 месяца назад +17

      He obviously didn’t if she just abandoned him in the shadow realm and hide his very existence from the rest of the world. Poor messmer

    • @EldenRingBuildsArchive
      @EldenRingBuildsArchive Месяц назад +7

      Fun fact, the light of grace appears only after you beat Messmer.
      She didn’t want you to off him, but does so for Miquella

    • @padrenuestre
      @padrenuestre Месяц назад

      @@EldenRingBuildsArchive can you elaborate what you mean, please? I think I must've skipped something

  • @darreideamos2309
    @darreideamos2309 2 месяца назад +97

    Messmer probably did like 90% of those

    • @Angelo.A.J
      @Angelo.A.J 2 месяца назад +31

      Hopefully the scorpion stew part is cannon🙏

    • @greatsword6365
      @greatsword6365 Месяц назад +19

      Messmer the impaler dropping his breeches to personally take a shit in a random hornsent's stew is so good and yet somehow so accurate

    • @padrenuestre
      @padrenuestre Месяц назад +2

      @@greatsword6365 💀

    • @Samson-nl4pv
      @Samson-nl4pv Месяц назад +3

      Especially with stir fried hornset

  • @KuraSourTakanHour
    @KuraSourTakanHour 2 месяца назад +22

    Messmer reading today's To-Do list:

  • @thespiral936
    @thespiral936 2 месяца назад +32

    Infathomably high-effort lifegem.

  • @darkunor6687
    @darkunor6687 2 месяца назад +258

    I laughed a lot lmao.
    Jokes aside, at first a thought the same, why the fuck would the hornsent do this? Then i went back to Bonny Village and something landed on me, there are Hornsent Ghosts crying over the Jars, then went back in, and a even more horrifying realization came to me, the ghost that begs to not be put in the Jar is *also a Hornsent*, whatever holy order was onto this not only killed Marika's people, it also killed its own, all the faces on the flesh blobs are Hornsent that met the same atrocious fate as Marika's people, NGL i feel that the only ones deserving of Messmer's flame were the idiots that thought that it was a holy thing to shove people into Jars imo.

    • @clankymocha
      @clankymocha  2 месяца назад +154

      @@darkunor6687 gamer finds out collective punishment is bad /s

    • @darkunor6687
      @darkunor6687 2 месяца назад +16

      🤣😂

    • @umukzusgelos4834
      @umukzusgelos4834 2 месяца назад +46

      Someone send Inquisitor Jori alongside the Greater Potentates to Messmers chamber

    • @BulldogFromHell
      @BulldogFromHell 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@clankymocha It isn't. Gotta rip it out by the root.

    • @homanchan5700
      @homanchan5700 2 месяца назад +120

      The Hornsent stuffed their criminals and sinners into jars because they believed that melding their flesh with shamans would reborn them as saints. However, reading the descriptions of their incantations and inquisitors, it sounds like they tortured people with barbs until they confessed to whatever they were accused of to justify shoving them into pots.

  • @gabrielandrade9237
    @gabrielandrade9237 2 месяца назад +34

    all the "crimes" of Marika against the hornsent "people" are forgiven

  • @quint3ssent1a
    @quint3ssent1a 2 месяца назад +32

    > vaporize Hornsent with Comet Azure
    Now we're cooking!

    • @silverhand9965
      @silverhand9965 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah cooking Hornsent in the furnace golems

  • @hellxapo5740
    @hellxapo5740 2 месяца назад +47

    Bro actually pronounced Scadutree correctly 🔥🔥🔥

  • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
    @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod 2 месяца назад +35

    "Whether you think my crusade is right, whether you believe the hornsent deserve punishment, that they must attone for the sins they committed throughout the years, and that they must be granted no mercy. You join our crusade now if so, as we stand up for total hornsent death!"
    - Marika probably

  • @nseven1117
    @nseven1117 2 месяца назад +17

    destroy hornsent's phone charger then give hornsent a new charger but it is one of those broken ones where the wire needs to be at a certain angle to work.

  • @boshua1220
    @boshua1220 Месяц назад +9

    “Man, I wonder why Queen Marika sent Messmer here to kill the Hornsent?”
    *reads item descriptions*
    “Kill them all. With fire. Now.”

  • @brandinicole1372
    @brandinicole1372 2 месяца назад +16

    Messmer was like: The grandams can get it too where’s the stairs ?

  • @felizeumida4374
    @felizeumida4374 2 месяца назад +17

    Based Serpent Messmer

  • @manditensei205
    @manditensei205 2 месяца назад +65

    "Cremate hornsent in the embrace of Messmer's flame" bro 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @smokinggnu6584
    @smokinggnu6584 Месяц назад +16

    I don't think i've ever seen a better case of seeing someone make an increasingly self-destructive set of decisions where you go "why would oyu do this, what could you possibly hope to achieve here??" (from the base game), only to see the other half of the story which makes you go "...ohhhhh, yeah, that explains it alright, good f*cking lord."
    I mean, i'm not gonna say that everything that Marika said or started was right, because look at how the world turned out as a result.... but i understand.
    Deep-seeded trauma is as destructive as any war.

  • @anonfinally1692
    @anonfinally1692 2 месяца назад +21

    I gave them the same treatment I gave when I found Shabriri in Yura's body the first time.
    INFLICT MAXIMUM PAIN POSSIBLE.

  • @art8463
    @art8463 Месяц назад +5

    "Slowly, I started to hate them" - Messmer

  • @theotherone7628
    @theotherone7628 2 месяца назад +29

    Read the whip description and realized that I should let Messmer do his thing. They had it coming

  • @doubletake3411
    @doubletake3411 2 месяца назад +14

    Marika was totally justified and if she wanted another crusade I'd help her

  • @IKuzmos
    @IKuzmos 2 месяца назад +15

    Based serpent Messmer

  • @tirionpendragon
    @tirionpendragon 2 месяца назад +243

    Messmer a good guy afterall.

    • @CamelxRavenNova2
      @CamelxRavenNova2 2 месяца назад +3

      He was a very good guy indeed

    • @thatrainbowquickie8395
      @thatrainbowquickie8395 2 месяца назад +12

      "He was the best guy arouuunnd"
      "What about the crusade?"
      "What crusaaade"

    • @jagernkk9875
      @jagernkk9875 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@thatrainbowquickie8395crusade is the thing that makes him best boiiii

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 2 месяца назад +14

      ​@@thatrainbowquickie8395The Crusade is what makes him the good guy actually.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 2 месяца назад +1

      More of an anti-villain 🤔

  • @aureumordinemprincipia9272
    @aureumordinemprincipia9272 2 месяца назад +292

    Me(Clueless): Okay the hornsent did some terrible things but that's their culture and I should respect it.
    Me after fighting the 3 Divine Beast Warriors in Enir Ilim: Total Hornsent Death

    • @TheRealJohnux
      @TheRealJohnux 2 месяца назад +59

      For the crime of ruining Alexander, I can never Look at Jars the same way ever again.

    • @arealhumanbean3058
      @arealhumanbean3058 2 месяца назад +145

      ​@@TheRealJohnux
      Don't worry, Golden Order's Jars use exclusively dead corpse ™, no violation of numen rights or torture involved

    • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
      @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod 2 месяца назад +67

      ​@@TheRealJohnuxJars of the Golden Order are used to gather the flesh of the dead and deliver them and their souls to the erdtree, idk why they are also alive i guess thats just a bonus

    • @Marco-fs9bs
      @Marco-fs9bs 2 месяца назад +15

      4 divine beast warriors actually.
      Also, don't forget about the divine Lion who, for some reason, can use deathblight

    • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
      @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod 2 месяца назад +6

      @@Marco-fs9bs Yeah actually, wtf is up with that guy?

  • @victorzanol7366
    @victorzanol7366 2 месяца назад +17

    Scarlet rot hornsent, heal hornsent when near death, scarlet rot hornsent, heal hornsent, hornsent begs for death, scarlet rot hornsent again

  • @swiftstrike4044
    @swiftstrike4044 Месяц назад +6

    Me after fighting both Divine Dancing Lions: Marika and Messmer were too kind to you.

  • @silverhand9965
    @silverhand9965 2 месяца назад +13

    Hornsent went their actions have consequences :

  • @pinkinthesushi
    @pinkinthesushi 2 месяца назад +14

    I’ve never seen a species of people this hated since the Batarians……
    I love it!

  • @eliozdherion4843
    @eliozdherion4843 2 месяца назад +18

    Electrify hornsent witha prepatch spark perfume bottle

    • @VictorIV0310
      @VictorIV0310 2 месяца назад +1

      That shit was broken AF prepatch. I curse FromSoft eternally for nerfing it

    • @tanaysaxena1139
      @tanaysaxena1139 23 дня назад

      @@VictorIV0310CURSE YOUUUU FROOOMSOOOFT

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 2 месяца назад +19

    Pre-DLC: "Lol why is Marika so racist?😂"
    Post-DLC: *_"MAY CHAOS TAKE THE HORNSENT!!!!"_*

  • @notreal5513
    @notreal5513 2 месяца назад +30

    I have a hornsent build in pvp duels and am extremely toxic and and whenever i get hatemail i just say the hornset are cruel so its canon

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 2 месяца назад +13

      Messmer would like to know your location

    • @alqash6749
      @alqash6749 Месяц назад +6

      The battle with you and a messmers spear build would be legendary

  • @jaeger2780
    @jaeger2780 2 месяца назад +39

    Please post the pasta in the description

  • @kokorochacarero8003
    @kokorochacarero8003 2 месяца назад +11

    Put hornsent into the drathblight loop with the Eclipse Shotel

  • @hunterotte9555
    @hunterotte9555 2 месяца назад +8

    At first I was sympathetic with Hornsent. After learning the lore, I stand with this video.

  • @BonePapi
    @BonePapi 2 месяца назад +13

    This but unironically

  • @clankymocha
    @clankymocha  2 месяца назад +225

    Please leave a like and comment if you liked this video!

    • @sirmaerske6884
      @sirmaerske6884 2 месяца назад +5

      "This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it."

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 2 месяца назад +10

    The irony is that Marika's goal wasn't total Hornsent death. She removed the rune of Destined Death from the Elden Ring, so nothing could truly die anymore without the Erdtree's aid. Her goal wasn't death, but eternal Hornsent torture, which I think embodies this rant perfectly.

    • @VictorIV0310
      @VictorIV0310 2 месяца назад +1

      If the Erdtree allows one to be reincarnated (correct me if I’m wrong), what does the Scadutree do to those who die?

    • @FirstLast-cg2nk
      @FirstLast-cg2nk 2 месяца назад +1

      @@VictorIV0310 The Scadutree is the Erdtree's shadow, per item descriptions, so I couldn't say for sure. But, if it is the Erdtree's equal and opposite, then maybe it does the opposite: Instead of freeing people from life and reincarnating them, then maybe it makes sure that nothing can free the dead from this world. That's just supposition, but we know for sure it doesn't allow reincarnation, since the world is filled with the angry spirits of the dead.

    • @supermariolego878
      @supermariolego878 Месяц назад

      @@VictorIV0310 nothing because it's dead. Marika set it on fire sometime prior to the start of the game, during the Messmer-Hornsent war. That's why there's a bunch of walking shadows all over the place; they're the shackled spirits of the shadow realm's hornsent, denied true death and forced to wander a (presumably) hellish half-existence.

    • @kizhe240
      @kizhe240 Месяц назад +2

      @@supermariolego878 deserved

  • @millo7295
    @millo7295 25 дней назад +2

    "thou Tarnished, It seemeth"
    Me who's finished the base game by the Frenzy Ending:

  • @kriegsmaschine4050
    @kriegsmaschine4050 2 месяца назад +6

    In Marika's own words:

  • @Deatheater4444
    @Deatheater4444 29 дней назад +2

    When you start to doubt the righteousness of the Crusade, but then you find the tiny child-sized jars:

  • @evilfungas
    @evilfungas 2 месяца назад +14

    Incredible.

  • @ashenknight621
    @ashenknight621 2 месяца назад +20

    Accurate 💯

  • @papanurgle8393
    @papanurgle8393 Месяц назад +2

    When the jam ingredients start sharpening stakes.

  • @coffeesorcerer6980
    @coffeesorcerer6980 Месяц назад +2

    I wish I could share this with my friends, but they'd never get it.

  • @Sezenian
    @Sezenian Месяц назад +2

    Messmer reading his Mother's to-do list... No wonder he's so psychologically mixed

  • @coolerkid7905
    @coolerkid7905 2 месяца назад +5

    Messmer the Based

  • @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750
    @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 2 месяца назад +7

    Messmer after his hornsent rant: "....Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of-" *Audio gets cut.*

  • @Git_Gud_Scrub
    @Git_Gud_Scrub 2 месяца назад +4

    The Demigod child we needed... Marika would definitely support this

  • @itachi_1724
    @itachi_1724 2 месяца назад +4

    Catalult hornsent into the jagged peak is hilarious

  • @killimo7990
    @killimo7990 2 месяца назад +4

    Preach, Preach Lord Messmer 🔥🐍

  • @nophion2-electricboogaloo647
    @nophion2-electricboogaloo647 Месяц назад +2

    Hornsent meeting a group of people that can melt into other people through brutal physical trauma: "We can make a religion out of that."

  • @dunadain100
    @dunadain100 2 месяца назад +4

    Mama marikas lullaby is so sweet.

  • @johnweaver311
    @johnweaver311 Месяц назад +3

    Melina: In Marika's own words... "The only good hornsent is a dead hornsent!"

  • @NightLordShadow
    @NightLordShadow 2 месяца назад +4

    ME TAKIN UP MESSMER’S FLAME TO START CRUSADIN AGAIN

  • @maximaximaxi
    @maximaximaxi 2 месяца назад +4

    Kick hornsent Grandams down the stairs 💀

  • @WellManneredNate
    @WellManneredNate Месяц назад +14

    I'm not too fond of Hornsent, frankly. I don't like them eating at the same restaurants as my family and I don't trust them near my daughters - probably because they are thinking about shoving them into giant jars.
    I'm just saying look at their villages and wonder why they are the way they are.

    • @clankymocha
      @clankymocha  Месяц назад

      @@WellManneredNate this is a reference to a real quote right?
      If yes then Who said it/ where is it from?

    • @WellManneredNate
      @WellManneredNate Месяц назад +6

      @@clankymocha This is no quote just what I started thinking after seeing Bonny Village and the jar gaol.

  • @crypto_luigi
    @crypto_luigi 25 дней назад +1

    Waterfowl dance hornsent into a million pieces

  • @Tokkowa
    @Tokkowa 2 месяца назад +20

    This is genius
    Also unhinged

  • @matthewmontesano9517
    @matthewmontesano9517 2 месяца назад +2

    OH MY GOD, GRANDAM, MESSMER HAS JUST HIT THE SECOND SPIRE

  • @YTDariuS-my6dg
    @YTDariuS-my6dg 2 месяца назад +5

    The takeaway, however, isn't that the hornsent were _worse_
    Just that they were no better than the Golden Order which set Messmer upon them