Professor, you forgot to add the rule of the bro code which says that you don't hit on someone who your bro has romantic interest in. Thank you for an informative lesson once more
I guess this lecture is for the girls out there because the code is drilled into the minds of guys upon the moment of conception. I hope professor Lando got the email this morning stating the council will be watching this to avoid the professor from giving away too much information
@@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 yeah but the council inducts a small amount of women as honorary members every year. The bill to increase that limit has been stuck in the voting cycle for decades and will probably never be passed. The result of an increase in tomboys will result in a group of women gaining substantial power which could cause a 3rd group to be included in the treaty. We already give women an extra order of fries every time we go out to eat and for me personally I can't afford to be taxed any further
@@notkyoze "As you see we had our JOJO stances out in battle to defeat this evil stand and thus save the poor woman. Me and my fellow bros are heroes."
Professor. You forgot about an important rule of the bro code that many often neglect. If you are out with your bros and one of your bros brings along one of their bros who you haven't met before, you treat that bro like any other bro in your bro hood. It's an act of respect so that no bro is feeling left behind. Remember to treat your bros with respect.
Professor Lando: “it’s more gay to kiss another man than to penetrate him” This is true, but you must also include the clause that it is not gay to kiss your homies goodnight. That is proper bro etiquette.
I once was betrayed.I thought he was a bro,he broke the code with no hesitation and looked me in the eye before he said."I never thought of you as my bro"
dont forget: if you work somewhere and any man is evidently on a date with a girl and you overhear, witness, or she directly asks for something more expensive than a normal date's food would or drink would be, just say you are out of it. the man will sense your bro code and most likely leave you a tip. the woman will never even know.
The ironic thing is is that Sam was the only person who could handle the One Ring without being corrupted. When he has the Ring for the short time Frodo is captured, it calls to him and makes him believe he can turn all of Mordor into a lush garden for him to take care of. But Sam dismisses this wondering how he would ever take care of such a large garden
@@zach415 I dont know if youre joking or not. But i will suppose you didnt understand and try to explain: Sam thinking about "I cant take of a big garden" its not meant to say he is lazy, but that his mind is simple and straightforward, so an offer like this wont convince him. For example, you can have a big garden, but if you cant take care of it than it will become a mess very fast, so he doesnt want something if he cant take care of it very well. And its also shows that he is not very smart because if you turned Mordor into a big garden with no Orcs and monsters around the world would be a lot better, but he didnt think about that. Sam's mind is like a child's mind is what i mean, too innocent and simple to be corrupted by the ring.
Is there a female version that is unknown to males? Like some sort of coven that determines when literally every girl in a 10 mile radius uses the bathroom at once and clogs the entire hallway?
Yes. The Girl Code is a closely held secret, the laws of which are only held within the deepest corners of the female hygiene section. To speak of such well hidden secrets would be a death sentence.
Following "You're in need of alleviating yourself with fluids" with the sentence "You need to take a piss" tickled my monkey brain and made me chuckle so hard.
Hot take on the urinal issue: Taking the middle urinal is almost always a breach of bro code; but in the event that you're likely to piss yourself before either of the two individuals on the sides are finished a simple apology and an explanation of the situation is acceptable in my opinion.
And never EVER commit the forbidden gentleman's checkmate Also know as taking stall b when all 3 are empty, thus forcing the next participant into an awkward situation
Professor, I would be very careful talking about closely guarded secrets such as this. Maybe don’t start your car or answer the door late at night for a while.
I saw the title and got really nervous that we had a traitor in our midst, but you did a good enough job keeping the most important aspects under wraps
Dr. Eggman is a true chad, and a blessing to us all. A true ambassador to the bro code. The only person to give Tails good romance advice, too- demonstrating his pure bro nature.
"Hello Tails. My Egg Carrier has broken down. I heard that thought cheated on you last week. Come over to enjoy the relaxing therapy of silent mechanic work and some drinks, and later when your ready to begin dating again, I'll teach you all about the RP."
Professor, for the Urinal Dilemma you forgot about the fourth option, which is an even greater act to assert dominance than Urinal B, which is to instead stand behind one of the two to wait your turn
There’s one rule that I personally vow to follow: Never kick a guy in the balls on purpose unless absolutely necessary, like if they’re breaking into your house Edit: Look Ma, I’m famous!
@@arch3223 That does seem fair, but I personally feel like even an attempt of kicking a fellow bro in the balls (if lives aren’t on the line) is a punishable offense, and requires a trial with the Council
@@GamingwolfZJ Agreed. A KICK to the balls is unforgivable but if you want to Pearl Harbor Sneak Attack slap your buddy in the balls because it's funny, which it is, you can, but know that he gets a free shot on you.
Having a girl or five in our bro group for the past 13 years is rather weird, we never saw them romantically; it was just brotherly love. Eventually we all got married or became a member of society, but things never changed when we all group up again for anime stuff or trips to Japan.
I have to correct you on the urinal question. The answer is dependent on the surrounding situation. In all the cases we assume we are in a public bathroom: 1. 3 urinals can be used by 2 strangers with the middle one free 2. 3 urinals can be used by 3 friends at the same time non of the urinals stay free 3. 3 urinals can be used by 9 guys who serve/served together in the armed forces because fuck it, we have 5 minutes break at best This theory has been approved by the High Council of the holy Urinal-Guidelines and are to be implemented as the situations arise.
I know many fear the truth but I am tired of hiding it and more young men need to finaly wake up and help us to build a stronge, better future for our children
@@BenderFondueFool, us young men are not learn it from your blantent disregard of the bro code. We gain it from hanging out with the homies and becoming comfable about it. Not because some guy told us.
The whole time I was watching the video, I was thinking about this: Bro, if you are true homies, you get a whole fire team of your friends and use the same urinal at the same time. West Coast, Up North. Semper Fi.
Bro Code: Hold your bros in high regard, respect them. Keep the fellowship of bros together. Bros Before Hoes: If you schedule to see the boys DO NOT cancel for your girl. In the case of conflict be forgiving of one another, anger is okay but not hate. Bros can fight and still be united. If your bro has a girl you are his wingman not his better, its okay to let your bro win while his girl's around. When your bro slips and falls, its okay to laugh, you help him up. Those are some of my ideas anyway.
You are wingman NOT competitor... you HAVE to let your bro look good in front of his girlfriend. It’s NOT a competition. And I agree, you NEVER schedule a night with a girl if you have a plan with the boys. And something I like to follow, if your bro invites you to go with him and his girlfriend, nine times out of ten you say no
Excellent lesson, professor. I would also include that a bro must not pursue someone they know a fellow bro is interested in, as well as that a bro should not get with a bro's sister, close cousin (or any other close relative) or his ex. Any getting with a bro's sister, cousin or ex must receive prior approval from the bro. Mothers (and aunts and grandmothers) are strictly off-limits.
My best friend once demolished the bro code by getting with a girl I broke up with a few weeks prior. Then again I did the same and took her back after a while but I think that’s just balancing out the bro code. Thoughts?
@@just_delta-2589 That is known as the "Great Balancing of Bro Scales", in which you are allowed the option to break the bro code if a bro has broken it to you - however, you must never perform a greater transgression than what your bro did, or else you will then be breaking the bro code as well.
@@jaernihiltheus7817 I would add that when a bro has committed multiple transgressions against another bro, he may either to the transgressor's face or in private conversion, may refer to the transgressor as one or more of the following: dickhead, mf, asshole, etc. To that end, any other bros that have been informed of the transgressor's offenses may also refer to the transgressor by the "titles" mentioned above. Edit: spelling Edit 2: wording
Some of my friends were both interested in a girl and both flirted with her, one of them decided that what they were doing was against the bro code and stopped (the other got her). Was it against the bro code?
It's not a secret though. It's universally known by all Bros. We'll openly discuss it with a public audience at any moment we believe it requires explanation or we believe another had misinterpreted a crucial portion.
@@esralper00 in this case, level 1 things would be the basics. Level 2 things would be the unique code every broship has. Level 3 would be the video, and we don’t discuss 4 and 5.
@@kurapikakurta1997 We don't even consciously know what's level 4 and 5. They are inherent known in our subconscious with no explanation needed but they are followed by all men.
These are the darkest of days for the bro order on a time such as this was only ever seen with the fall of Rome and the sacking and destruction of the library of Alexandria
@@mylesobrien7477 Speaking about Alexandria. I wonder if there was some ancient secret forgotten text of the Bro Code that was in the possesion of the Library Of Alexandria. Does the council maybe have a copy of this sacred text
Chivalry is an important sect of bro code. Only one small part of chivalry is about respecting maidens, the rest of it is about proper battle etiquette. A bro must know how to properly duel with his fellow bro, enemy or not. It’s very very necessary.
I believe that pentration can just be a mindless act devoid of intimacy. But kissing, kissing requires both parties to join in, it creates intimacy and connect, and is therefore gayer.
But it also depends on the delivery a lot. Sure, pene†ra†ion isn't inherently gay, but going at it slowly missionary style while staring into your homie's eyes is _pretty_ _fucking_ _gay_
That is true because Let's be honest, kissing and handholding is more intimate in the modern times that the act of kissing being gayer than penetration is actually more correct than one should admit
Another rule we may have missed is that hugging amonst bros requires at least one to pat on the shoulder to not be gay unless the other bro has been gone through some tragic stuff eventually
It's called bro-ology; the study of bros and their interaction with the environment. Professor Lando is definitely one of the best experts in the world.
It is of course important to remember clause 3 of the urinal code. Quote, "Class 2 emergencies override the rules. There are two emergency classes, "personal" and "collective" respectively. Class 2 collective emergencies (such as a short time limit and a high number of urinees relative to urinals) can require suspending the rules to meet the immediate needs of the people. There is no list of approved emergencies... ya know it when ya see it. The Bro Code takes no official stance for or against Class 1 personal emergencies, however it does provide the following warning to any who may use them as justification for using a middle urinal: As it is widely known that men are not capable of telepathy, any person or persons claiming Class 1 justification is doing so at their own risk. Bros who respond negatively to the apparent violation of the urinal code will not be held liable, unless their actions are so extreme as to violate other aspects of the Code (see Article 10, Clause 17, "acceptable uses of violence: preemptive defense") for clarification."
Now this is one of his lectures that can be incorrect. I have some super bros, and I always give them the excited bro handshake. Profussy isn't completely wrong, but he isn't quite right. It depends on the bro, and the kind of person he is. Broship is a spectrum.
There's another one that I don't think was official but I believe a lot of us follows: a) If a bro has tell you their secrets (maybe it's something like their kinks, maybe they just want to unpack their shit and let it off their chest), you are obligated to keep it away from anyone no matter what, and be the listener for them. Unless it's something fucked up, then yes please report it. b) If you brought a snack, drinks or some sort of consumables with your group of Bros, you are now obligated to share it to everyone. c) BE A MAN. If your bro need some helps, help them. Maybe you own them one, maybe you don't, but go help them. d) You shall not sleep with another Bro's sister (unless he allows it). However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro commented that his sister is hot. (EDIT: 19/5/2023: This rule has been considered outdated and has been changed slightly. In current days and ages commenting on the sexiness of a Bro's sister is considered very disrespectful and can be punished by a punch in the face. JUST ASK IF THEY'RE ALRIGHT WITH YOU SAYING THAT FIRST, GODDAMNIT.) e) DRUNK BRO SCENARIO: If a bro is about to cheat on his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband (no homophobes, you treat all bros as equals), you get to intervene ONCE. If he's sober enough to stand, look you in the eyes and tells you to fuck off, your hands are clean. You have tried. If he's too fucked up to even remember his name, get him outta dodge before he does something stupid you could stop. And remember: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro. In fact, they might even make a great Bro because they could translate the Girl/Chick Code.
i actually think a girl translating the girl code cannot be a bro. its a huge breach of trust. you wouldnt trust a bro if he leaked the bro code, right? also, i dont think rule D is as followed by the ancient bros, and we shouldnt implement it the way you suggested. commenting about the hotness of a bros sister is highly disrespectful and shall not be a tolerated action. i agree with you completely on A, B and C.
@@tsunamidev then it should be considered an outdated rule. It exists, but so outdated by our standards now that it needs some changes. Also, the Bro Code is very accessible and can be learned through the internet nowadays. However, it has quite a lot of variations, hell I even have my own variations in our group. The Girl Code, however, seems to be nonexistant on the internet. I shall edit and fix this.
I would love if you covered a lecture which would explain why MC harem protagonists always get the girls when they have zero personality. It still perplexes me to this day.
This is simple science my friend. You see, the MC is meant to be so devoid of any individual features that they become the perfect blank slate for others to superimpose themselves upon - however, this power is not merely limited to the audience; nay the supreme art of being a boring motherfucker allows even the fictional girls around the protagonist to superimpose their own perspective upon him, thereby finding a vicarious victory in the act of figuratively fucking themselves as both the male and female partner.
Author sees himself as the protagonist, and it reflects his personality. And shallow desire of a harem, as it can be difficult to deal with one woman, let alone multi and the jealousy it creates.
Also the edgelord type of harem MCs who just gets overpowered too quickly without adequate reason (I am using adequate cause they can get powerful with some good harsh training but being overpowered in such short time , like really? So if that guy can do it why can't others even with half the training/stuff he went through and all the girls also are powerful as well without any proper reasons) That's not to say I don't like Badass protag's Like i love DOOMSLAYER , although you can see what the stuff he went through has done to him Or you could take Goblin slayer While these so called Edgelords would be like they changed a lot but still remain the same without any consequences The only change is that they treat people outside their party(party being of mostly girls) like trash and call it being how he changed When people are left scared or have PTSD , it doesn't work on your own accord and it doesn't make you strong/badass Those who truly suffer are told to be strong due to false narrative spread by the movies (Read this stuff in someone's comment)
My good wirst, be reasonable: he pnly Graced the surface of the Bro Code in order to explain . This Man should not be harmed, or i *will* conact the Headmaster about this.
honestly im just here to see how it is explained, as a guy myself ive had this knowledge since the first time i heard the words uttered its like a vault unlocks in the mind, a vault of rules, cardinal rules to the laws of man, its just an innate knowledge for all men i think
When he was talking about the stages of bro, it reminds me of how every time I see my friends we don’t even say hello or anything, we just look at each other, and go right into a conversation.
This is an official notice: you will be tried for your crimes for violating the bro code and high treason against the council of men. The reason given, issued by the official Dude himself “sorry man, that was like not cool. We thought you were chill but nice video, respect the sigma grindset”.
as a member of the council I forbid this. misinformation was given in order to save the bro code. none of the information presented was above level 1 (common knowledge) the kissing thing was a new rule the council passed.
@@draconic_fire1146 as another council member I still feel the kissing rule is wrong, kissing the homies goodnight is sacred and claiming a kiss is gay you violate the 8th law. “Thou must kisseth thy homie a blessed goodnight.” - The Man
@@Aeternus75 yes however as even another council member i think that he meant lip to lip which is not the same as kissing the homies goodnight on the forehead
Also, nodding up or down changes the meaning. The nod down is acknowledgement (occasionally a signal), whereas a nod up is friendly recognition. An "Ah, hey."
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 don't widen your eyes while nodding up. That's a message of threat. And other stuff of nodding up non-threateningly, either slow it down, or smile vaguely while doing it, or do a hand gesture afterwards(the non-threathening kind, dont do a middle finger unless said bros are accustomed to your antics).
I would like to increase the bro-dom levels that may only apply to Brazil. 2,5 level: We do numerous of handshake that may chance from region to region or age, that means that you Will fight for each other until the last drop of blood. It's not a rule but It can be included in the friendship zone, It also helps making alliances and friends for a whole life.
By my interpretation of "bros before hoes" it's more efficient in the long run to make the hoes into bros, because simply turning the bros into hoes makes it harder to all charge JO crystals together. But if you're charging with someone who has more holes you don't have to exclude a bro. If all the bros are penetrating they are all charging their alpha energy instead of one bro having charged up beta energy and since females can't handle JO crystals nobody has beta energy. Resulting in more chadliness in the long run.
Fascinating theory, I suggest delving further using proper regulated scientific experiments and statistical models to validate and publish it into the Bro Science Academic Journal
Interesting theory but I have never heard of a method of transmuting hoes into bros. According to the literature, the two are inherently diametrically opposed. How did you manage to reconcile this?
Thank you for revolutionizing the Bro Code. Back in the day MTV turned me away from the concept; it was riddled with insecurity, misogyny, and no homo allowed.
Yeah, no homo is a requirement. You fuck with your homies in socks only and never forget to say no homo. I also think rule of no touching balls is kinda old.
That's actually a sub clause under "fights" just as the rule about 2 men fighting and then being chill afterwards is a sub clause. We have alot of rules about fighting.
@@mariotheundying if it’s a mutual combat scenario you lose any fight you go for the jewels. Even if the person is out of the fight, everyone knows you lost
I can see you done your research and and you done a well work, but, I feel like you didn't mention important thing like the "no homo rule" or the "no balls rule". I think those two rules are truely important. I don't know, i feel it that way.
This man might be the most intelligent person I have ever heard from, please remember to take notes and study all that he has said. For he, is the fountain of knowledge.
I will start looking out for my fellow gentlemen from now on whenever I go to relieve myself in public restrooms, thank you for opening my eyes to the ways of the bro code
as a member of the council I forbid this. misinformation was given in order to save the bro code. none of the information presented was above level 1 (common knowledge) the kissing thing was a new rule the council passed.
Professor, may I add rules that you shouldnt break in the bro code. 5) dont go out/date the sister/brother of your bro 6) dont go out with your bro's ex...wich include to not flirt with your bro's actual romance partner and to not steal the love interest of your bro
Amen, also if you found out the morning after that the girl you fucked in a one-night stand has a fella, try to leave a note for him stuck to the underside of the toilet seat. It's gonna break him, but sooner he knows the sooner he can start healing.
Thanks for the lesson Professor Landon, i myself give classes in about my doctorates that is incest. If you could, please give us one lesson about the topic, even not being your specialization
Sometimes, when you're really upset, the ghosts think you're too undisciplined to serve the lord and gather around you. But bros don't hesitate and set them all straight.
Crossing streams is advanced bro tech. While a valid option if the other two are friends, such a slight on unsuspecting bros is an invitation for either combat or sex.
@@Doritochi not crossing, while the two streams come in from the sides you pee in the middle, making it a booster super piss beam. Also if you aren't ready to fuck or fight at every single moment of your life you aren't a true bro
You know I once had a 'Bro' stand next to me who refused to charge my JO crystal? Frankly unacceptable in the modern day Bro. I'm awaiting our arbitration at the Council.
My best friend I've known since 2008. He was the best man at my wedding and those wedding photos were the first time we were ever in the same picture together.
What I can't stand is this: there are only two urinals, you are pissing in one, and someone 6 ft tall takes the one beside you and is able to look at your family crest.
Could be worse. In mine, you just pissed against a wall and saw your piss travel down it and slowly make it's way into the drain. No dividers, just a wall with a little dug out on the ground so your piss would slowly be funneled to the drain. Also, you could fit about 15 students onto it as a result since it was essentially one all urinal.
1: situational. Is it time sensitive or high traffic pissing? You need to go piss during a movie, and there's no holding it. Are you going to miss even more of the movie? It's the sports stadium, with a crowd flowing through the bathroom constantly. Neglecting the open stall is foolishness. 2: That guy gets problems solved sometimes. We don't want to be that guy, but sometimes we are forced to be that guy to get shit done. It is a tool that must be used carefully. 3&4: The council will likely be contacting you for a stern talking to about confidentiality agreements.
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Bro you're so talented
@Don't read profile photo ok
but what is the Bro Code's "Bros before hoes" stance on Tomboys? this is a very important topic to cover
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Professor, Im in stage 2.5, that called "Ayo, sup homie". Can you give me a way to advence?
Professor, you forgot to add the rule of the bro code which says that you don't hit on someone who your bro has romantic interest in. Thank you for an informative lesson once more
One of my bros broke that rule with another, needless to say they were banned for 6 months
@@blyat8832 😔😒🙄
@@JM-cu6ex 🤡
@@blyat8832 how old are you?
@@JM-cu6ex why do you wanna know weirdo
I guess this lecture is for the girls out there because the code is drilled into the minds of guys upon the moment of conception. I hope professor Lando got the email this morning stating the council will be watching this to avoid the professor from giving away too much information
Au Contraire - in the sharing of this knowledge to women, Tomboys will be more plentiful than ever, only strengthening the Counsel's ranks.
@@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 yeah but the council inducts a small amount of women as honorary members every year. The bill to increase that limit has been stuck in the voting cycle for decades and will probably never be passed. The result of an increase in tomboys will result in a group of women gaining substantial power which could cause a 3rd group to be included in the treaty. We already give women an extra order of fries every time we go out to eat and for me personally I can't afford to be taxed any further
It's passed down in the hearts of men
@@chuchupow tomboy lore
The 3 girls out there
I like how roughly 60% of this is called to confuse the women. Nobody betrays the bro code
There are vids where bros betrayed bros 🥲
Wrong, sigma don't dominate other man by default.
@@preml-ch3rpthat's a crime
He knows that if he tell the world our secrets we'll nave to kill him
@@Cateater123Indeed.
i appreciate the mixture of misinformation to keep our secrets guarded
A true bro keeps his bros on his toes
The beautiful Art of Misdirection
@Julie Miller I wonder why
As do I
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"Your honor i did not punch that woman out of anger, i was merely serving the lord and knocking the demon out of her"
"Honor I was their and saw the whole thing, my bro smited the demon back to hell with the power of God."
“Your honour, as a man of Christ I can confirm he did it for the lord, my bro was wearing a cross necklace”
@@notkyoze "As you see we had our JOJO stances out in battle to defeat this evil stand and thus save the poor woman. Me and my fellow bros are heroes."
Golden comment section.
@@vivelespatat2670 A golden experience?
Professor. You forgot about an important rule of the bro code that many often neglect. If you are out with your bros and one of your bros brings along one of their bros who you haven't met before, you treat that bro like any other bro in your bro hood. It's an act of respect so that no bro is feeling left behind. Remember to treat your bros with respect.
This is very true
Hats a really good rule tbh
Can't be said better
basically a web of trust like in computer science
Remember to treat anyone with respect
Professor Lando: “it’s more gay to kiss another man than to penetrate him”
This is true, but you must also include the clause that it is not gay to kiss your homies goodnight. That is proper bro etiquette.
True proper broship
True Broship is holding your homie's junk if he needs help peeing
Is that why the Greeks were gayer than the Romans?
Aaand it's not gay if you wear socks or say the no homo oath
Hand and blowing isn't gay either. It's helping out a bro.
I once was betrayed.I thought he was a bro,he broke the code with no hesitation and looked me in the eye before he said."I never thought of you as my bro"
That's a Bro-ffence of the highest order
Bro...that's harsh
@@chaosXP3RT after knowing him for years to
LETS GO GET HIM
@@VengefulV2018 That requires the greatest bro-code punishment. He must be castrated in a bro court of code in front of at least 35 bros.
dont forget: if you work somewhere and any man is evidently on a date with a girl and you overhear, witness, or she directly asks for something more expensive than a normal date's food would or drink would be, just say you are out of it. the man will sense your bro code and most likely leave you a tip. the woman will never even know.
The appreciation radiating from the man is usually a good sign
Or they will try to give you an excuse to abort the date.
@lechatrelou6393 saying it as if its a bad thing
if the waiter gets the bro code kick-in and saves me, I'm giving him a 50% tip. not even joking.
Probably the best example of the bro code in fiction can be found in The Lord of the Rings.
"I can't carry the ring for you, but I can carry you!"
The ironic thing is is that Sam was the only person who could handle the One Ring without being corrupted. When he has the Ring for the short time Frodo is captured, it calls to him and makes him believe he can turn all of Mordor into a lush garden for him to take care of. But Sam dismisses this wondering how he would ever take care of such a large garden
@@zach415 so he imagined all the work that would be needed?
@@mugenokami2201 yes
@@zach415 nice
@@zach415
I dont know if youre joking or not. But i will suppose you didnt understand and try to explain:
Sam thinking about "I cant take of a big garden" its not meant to say he is lazy, but that his mind is simple and straightforward, so an offer like this wont convince him. For example, you can have a big garden, but if you cant take care of it than it will become a mess very fast, so he doesnt want something if he cant take care of it very well.
And its also shows that he is not very smart because if you turned Mordor into a big garden with no Orcs and monsters around the world would be a lot better, but he didnt think about that.
Sam's mind is like a child's mind is what i mean, too innocent and simple to be corrupted by the ring.
Is there a female version that is unknown to males? Like some sort of coven that determines when literally every girl in a 10 mile radius uses the bathroom at once and clogs the entire hallway?
Well if there is one we would know by now wouldn't we? Unless it's very secret.
Yes. The Girl Code is a closely held secret, the laws of which are only held within the deepest corners of the female hygiene section. To speak of such well hidden secrets would be a death sentence.
Always side with the other woman. Didn't matter what.
@@isaacfreeman1 nah that's just friend code, your friends can't be wrong unless it's against another friend
Some say the most revered elders of the female species meet every 10 years in various Victorias secrets and Sephoras
Following "You're in need of alleviating yourself with fluids" with the sentence "You need to take a piss" tickled my monkey brain and made me chuckle so hard.
Hot take on the urinal issue: Taking the middle urinal is almost always a breach of bro code; but in the event that you're likely to piss yourself before either of the two individuals on the sides are finished a simple apology and an explanation of the situation is acceptable in my opinion.
Of course, every guy knows urinal rule C.2 addendum B
@@Skellington77 yep, article 369.
Shhh... He's spreading misinformation to keep our secrets...
And never EVER commit the forbidden gentleman's checkmate
Also know as taking stall b when all 3 are empty, thus forcing the next participant into an awkward situation
no you have to use the sink
Professor, I would be very careful talking about closely guarded secrets such as this. Maybe don’t start your car or answer the door late at night for a while.
"come out ye black n tans"
This definitely proves my theory that all men are part of a cult
@@jonathanvink6980 _They are :)_
@@jonathanvink6980 we are, can confirm.
@@jonathanvink6980 You know too much
I saw the title and got really nervous that we had a traitor in our midst, but you did a good enough job keeping the most important aspects under wraps
"In situations this dire, the bro code trumps the whole enemy thing"
- Dr. Eggman
Such wise words
A true king
Dr. Eggman is a true chad, and a blessing to us all. A true ambassador to the bro code. The only person to give Tails good romance advice, too- demonstrating his pure bro nature.
"Hello Tails. My Egg Carrier has broken down. I heard that thought cheated on you last week. Come over to enjoy the relaxing therapy of silent mechanic work and some drinks, and later when your ready to begin dating again, I'll teach you all about the RP."
THAT is what separates the Fit/Strong/Athletic Girls from the Tomboys - the Bro Code.
Thank you, Professor Lando.
Thats why tomboys are so desirable they respect and have taken upon the oaths of the bro code brings a tear to my eye to see such devotion
you actually just blew my mind.
This is when the bros are the hoes truly apply 😳
@@mylesobrien7477 couldn’t have said it better myself.
Mfw I will never have a strong dark skinned tomboy gf
Professor, for the Urinal Dilemma you forgot about the fourth option, which is an even greater act to assert dominance than Urinal B, which is to instead stand behind one of the two to wait your turn
This comment 😂
knock on, and shake the door relentlessly if you truly want to assert dominance.
There’s one rule that I personally vow to follow: Never kick a guy in the balls on purpose unless absolutely necessary, like if they’re breaking into your house
Edit: Look Ma, I’m famous!
Agreed. Lives must be on the line
Also if you are with the bros, remember its nutshot for nutshot. You can slap me in the nuts if you want, but I get a free shot afterwards.
@@arch3223 That does seem fair, but I personally feel like even an attempt of kicking a fellow bro in the balls (if lives aren’t on the line) is a punishable offense, and requires a trial with the Council
@@GamingwolfZJ Agreed. A KICK to the balls is unforgivable but if you want to Pearl Harbor Sneak Attack slap your buddy in the balls because it's funny, which it is, you can, but know that he gets a free shot on you.
@@GamingwolfZJ I as a member of the council can confirm
The bro code isn't something to be discussed, it's something to be understood
Wrong
couldnt of said it better
@@vladimirmomperousse no u
@@ToastBJJI respectfully disagree my brethren. I think real men should always keep a open line of communication.
Correct. 200th like. Nobody teaches you the bro code, you just know it. It's how we all learn.
Having a girl or five in our bro group for the past 13 years is rather weird, we never saw them romantically; it was just brotherly love. Eventually we all got married or became a member of society, but things never changed when we all group up again for anime stuff or trips to Japan.
"New technology, such as femboys."
This.
This is revolutionary.
I agree
Truly amazing. And screwable.
@@magicsasafras3414 and submissive?
my sides hurt
@@boom-jr8vi definitely breedable
I have to correct you on the urinal question. The answer is dependent on the surrounding situation. In all the cases we assume we are in a public bathroom:
1. 3 urinals can be used by 2 strangers with the middle one free
2. 3 urinals can be used by 3 friends at the same time non of the urinals stay free
3. 3 urinals can be used by 9 guys who serve/served together in the armed forces because fuck it, we have 5 minutes break at best
This theory has been approved by the High Council of the holy Urinal-Guidelines and are to be implemented as the situations arise.
You fool, he was keeping some secrets hidden per The Councils guidelines. Edit this before more people know our sacred rituals.
The sacred text!!!
I know many fear the truth but I am tired of hiding it and more young men need to finaly wake up and help us to build a stronge, better future for our children
@@BenderFondueFool, us young men are not learn it from your blantent disregard of the bro code. We gain it from hanging out with the homies and becoming comfable about it. Not because some guy told us.
The whole time I was watching the video, I was thinking about this: Bro, if you are true homies, you get a whole fire team of your friends and use the same urinal at the same time. West Coast, Up North. Semper Fi.
Bro Code:
Hold your bros in high regard, respect them.
Keep the fellowship of bros together.
Bros Before Hoes: If you schedule to see the boys DO NOT cancel for your girl.
In the case of conflict be forgiving of one another, anger is okay but not hate. Bros can fight and still be united.
If your bro has a girl you are his wingman not his better, its okay to let your bro win while his girl's around.
When your bro slips and falls, its okay to laugh, you help him up.
Those are some of my ideas anyway.
last one is good. you can laugh when its silly but when its serious youll be there immediately
(correction)
Bros Before Hoes: if only the boys agree that she is worth, you go to see her
@@saketbakshi4235 valid take
Add this one too
# you wait while your bro is tying his shoelesses
You are wingman NOT competitor... you HAVE to let your bro look good in front of his girlfriend. It’s NOT a competition. And I agree, you NEVER schedule a night with a girl if you have a plan with the boys.
And something I like to follow, if your bro invites you to go with him and his girlfriend, nine times out of ten you say no
Excellent lesson, professor.
I would also include that a bro must not pursue someone they know a fellow bro is interested in, as well as that a bro should not get with a bro's sister, close cousin (or any other close relative) or his ex. Any getting with a bro's sister, cousin or ex must receive prior approval from the bro. Mothers (and aunts and grandmothers) are strictly off-limits.
My best friend once demolished the bro code by getting with a girl I broke up with a few weeks prior. Then again I did the same and took her back after a while but I think that’s just balancing out the bro code. Thoughts?
@@just_delta-2589 That is known as the "Great Balancing of Bro Scales", in which you are allowed the option to break the bro code if a bro has broken it to you - however, you must never perform a greater transgression than what your bro did, or else you will then be breaking the bro code as well.
@@jaernihiltheus7817 I would add that when a bro has committed multiple transgressions against another bro, he may either to the transgressor's face or in private conversion, may refer to the transgressor as one or more of the following: dickhead, mf, asshole, etc.
To that end, any other bros that have been informed of the transgressor's offenses may also refer to the transgressor by the "titles" mentioned above.
Edit: spelling
Edit 2: wording
Stiffler is that you?
Some of my friends were both interested in a girl and both flirted with her, one of them decided that what they were doing was against the bro code and stopped (the other got her). Was it against the bro code?
I love how men are coming together in these hard times, forming up brotherhoods! Bros for life
The bro code has existed for eons
"I'm pretty sure you know what a hole looks like"
Thank you for having so much trust in us Professor
It's not a secret though. It's universally known by all Bros. We'll openly discuss it with a public audience at any moment we believe it requires explanation or we believe another had misinterpreted a crucial portion.
Well, there are level 1 rules, and level 5 top secret information.
@@esralper00 in this case, level 1 things would be the basics. Level 2 things would be the unique code every broship has. Level 3 would be the video, and we don’t discuss 4 and 5.
@@kurapikakurta1997 no one talks about 4 and 5. They don't exist.
@@jayzenstyle amen brother
@@kurapikakurta1997 We don't even consciously know what's level 4 and 5. They are inherent known in our subconscious with no explanation needed but they are followed by all men.
Dire times, in which the code has to be taught so well
These are the darkest of days for the bro order on a time such as this was only ever seen with the fall of Rome and the sacking and destruction of the library of Alexandria
@@mylesobrien7477 Speaking about Alexandria.
I wonder if there was some ancient secret forgotten text of the Bro Code that was in the possesion of the Library Of Alexandria.
Does the council maybe have a copy of this sacred text
We must ask the High Priests for guidance. The Bro-Truth mustn't be exposed to heatens
@@riccardobanti9203 we have to ask Barney Stinson for the first copy of the Bro Code
Fatherless homes are a disease
Chivalry is an important sect of bro code. Only one small part of chivalry is about respecting maidens, the rest of it is about proper battle etiquette. A bro must know how to properly duel with his fellow bro, enemy or not. It’s very very necessary.
Professor i just started this lesson, but I'm hoping you didn't snitch (i believe in you)
(SPOILER)
Edit: HE BROKE THE BRO CODE
Spoiler: he snitched 🥲
FEED HIM TO THE BEARS!
@@sentientmustache8360 no.
@@DepressedCrow we will not… feed him… to the bears…
@@sentientmustache8360 can he grill?
I believe that pentration can just be a mindless act devoid of intimacy. But kissing, kissing requires both parties to join in, it creates intimacy and connect, and is therefore gayer.
Just a kiss, huh?
But it also depends on the delivery a lot. Sure, pene†ra†ion isn't inherently gay, but going at it slowly missionary style while staring into your homie's eyes is _pretty_ _fucking_ _gay_
Unless it is to wish your homie good night and exclusively in the forehead
That is true because Let's be honest, kissing and handholding is more intimate in the modern times that the act of kissing being gayer than penetration is actually more correct than one should admit
stage 0.5 of bro-dom is when you don’t know each other but act like friends,it’s the beginning stage of friendship
It's weird how I can find most of the points made in the video inside of me. The bro code has truly been drilled into our existence.
Another rule we may have missed is that hugging amonst bros requires at least one to pat on the shoulder to not be gay unless the other bro has been gone through some tragic stuff eventually
The only in-video ad read I've never skipped. Only the second video I've ever seen by the professor and its amazing lol. Very informative
The whole penetration thing is unironically what the Greeks thought.
What?
Ancient Greeks* yeah kinda lol
It was common in every civilization before abhrahmic religion , stop saying Greece lol
it's what they still think in prisons yawn
As someone who had their Love Interest Taken by one of their Best friends. I can relate to my fellow bros who have been betrayed by the Bro Code
The council shall decide his fate...
If he knew and did it, he betrayed you and the bro code.
If he didn't know about it, he wasn't ever a bro.
Thank you, professor. This was an interesting look into Bro'ing (Broness? Brodom?). I learned a lot.
It's called bro-ology; the study of bros and their interaction with the environment. Professor Lando is definitely one of the best experts in the world.
It is of course important to remember clause 3 of the urinal code. Quote,
"Class 2 emergencies override the rules. There are two emergency classes, "personal" and "collective" respectively. Class 2 collective emergencies (such as a short time limit and a high number of urinees relative to urinals) can require suspending the rules to meet the immediate needs of the people. There is no list of approved emergencies... ya know it when ya see it. The Bro Code takes no official stance for or against Class 1 personal emergencies, however it does provide the following warning to any who may use them as justification for using a middle urinal: As it is widely known that men are not capable of telepathy, any person or persons claiming Class 1 justification is doing so at their own risk. Bros who respond negatively to the apparent violation of the urinal code will not be held liable, unless their actions are so extreme as to violate other aspects of the Code (see Article 10, Clause 17, "acceptable uses of violence: preemptive defense") for clarification."
Now this is one of his lectures that can be incorrect. I have some super bros, and I always give them the excited bro handshake. Profussy isn't completely wrong, but he isn't quite right. It depends on the bro, and the kind of person he is. Broship is a spectrum.
Bros understand what their homies want, bro. They get it man. Depends on how you and your bro are feelin.
It was purposely made for some info to be incorrect, he cannot risk the Bro Council knocking at his doorstep.
Our bro must keep their bro initiates on their toes by mixing some misinformation
He has to mix in some misinformation to make sure not to give too much information away.
Another rule is that you always tell the truth instead of comfort the bro with fake hopes.
And also avoiding compliments and replace them with insults
There's another one that I don't think was official but I believe a lot of us follows:
a) If a bro has tell you their secrets (maybe it's something like their kinks, maybe they just want to unpack their shit and let it off their chest), you are obligated to keep it away from anyone no matter what, and be the listener for them. Unless it's something fucked up, then yes please report it.
b) If you brought a snack, drinks or some sort of consumables with your group of Bros, you are now obligated to share it to everyone.
c) BE A MAN. If your bro need some helps, help them. Maybe you own them one, maybe you don't, but go help them.
d) You shall not sleep with another Bro's sister (unless he allows it). However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro commented that his sister is hot. (EDIT: 19/5/2023: This rule has been considered outdated and has been changed slightly. In current days and ages commenting on the sexiness of a Bro's sister is considered very disrespectful and can be punished by a punch in the face. JUST ASK IF THEY'RE ALRIGHT WITH YOU SAYING THAT FIRST, GODDAMNIT.)
e) DRUNK BRO SCENARIO: If a bro is about to cheat on his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband (no homophobes, you treat all bros as equals), you get to intervene ONCE. If he's sober enough to stand, look you in the eyes and tells you to fuck off, your hands are clean. You have tried. If he's too fucked up to even remember his name, get him outta dodge before he does something stupid you could stop.
And remember: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro. In fact, they might even make a great Bro because they could translate the Girl/Chick Code.
What bro would tell another bro their kinks loll
@@EtsperalUnofficial I have. In my birthday this friend got me a gas mask and handed it to me in front of my mom
i actually think a girl translating the girl code cannot be a bro. its a huge breach of trust. you wouldnt trust a bro if he leaked the bro code, right? also, i dont think rule D is as followed by the ancient bros, and we shouldnt implement it the way you suggested. commenting about the hotness of a bros sister is highly disrespectful and shall not be a tolerated action. i agree with you completely on A, B and C.
@@bitten1406 huhh- what kind of kink is a gas mask ;-;
@@tsunamidev then it should be considered an outdated rule. It exists, but so outdated by our standards now that it needs some changes.
Also, the Bro Code is very accessible and can be learned through the internet nowadays. However, it has quite a lot of variations, hell I even have my own variations in our group. The Girl Code, however, seems to be nonexistant on the internet.
I shall edit and fix this.
I would love if you covered a lecture which would explain why MC harem protagonists always get the girls when they have zero personality. It still perplexes me to this day.
Authors rules probably
This is simple science my friend. You see, the MC is meant to be so devoid of any individual features that they become the perfect blank slate for others to superimpose themselves upon - however, this power is not merely limited to the audience; nay the supreme art of being a boring motherfucker allows even the fictional girls around the protagonist to superimpose their own perspective upon him, thereby finding a vicarious victory in the act of figuratively fucking themselves as both the male and female partner.
Author sees himself as the protagonist, and it reflects his personality. And shallow desire of a harem, as it can be difficult to deal with one woman, let alone multi and the jealousy it creates.
Also the edgelord type of harem MCs who just gets overpowered too quickly without adequate reason
(I am using adequate cause they can get powerful with some good harsh training but being overpowered in such short time , like really?
So if that guy can do it why can't others even with half the training/stuff he went through and all the girls also are powerful as well without any proper reasons)
That's not to say I don't like Badass protag's
Like i love DOOMSLAYER , although you can see what the stuff he went through has done to him
Or you could take Goblin slayer
While these so called Edgelords would be like they changed a lot but still remain the same without any consequences
The only change is that they treat people outside their party(party being of mostly girls) like trash and call it being how he changed
When people are left scared or have PTSD , it doesn't work on your own accord and it doesn't make you strong/badass
Those who truly suffer are told to be strong due to false narrative spread by the movies
(Read this stuff in someone's comment)
The absence of personality creates a psychological vacuum that draws in the females that don't have substance
Professor, the council will hear of this, and shall not stop hunting you down... make your peace sir, for your time is nigh...
The Vanta Lord will not tolerate treason.
@@purplewhatevers indeed he shant
My good wirst, be reasonable: he pnly Graced the surface of the Bro Code in order to explain .
This Man should not be harmed, or i *will* conact the Headmaster about this.
@@janerik5997 whilst it may be true that he barely scratched the surface, this public reveal still demands punishment
We must meet and combine jo crystals
honestly im just here to see how it is explained, as a guy myself ive had this knowledge since the first time i heard the words uttered its like a vault unlocks in the mind, a vault of rules, cardinal rules to the laws of man, its just an innate knowledge for all men i think
The knowledge is hereditary we are engraved from the moment we were brought into this world.
When he was talking about the stages of bro, it reminds me of how every time I see my friends we don’t even say hello or anything, we just look at each other, and go right into a conversation.
Youve spread our secrets. This violation has been duly acknowledged and will be acted upon severely and with immediate effect. Count your days
@@draconic_fire1146 good sir this warning was issued to LEND credibility toward the falsity. You've exposed our entire double bluff
@@women.9445 my bad then. I shall be deleting this comment, keep at it. protect the bro code.
This is an official notice: you will be tried for your crimes for violating the bro code and high treason against the council of men. The reason given, issued by the official Dude himself “sorry man, that was like not cool. We thought you were chill but nice video, respect the sigma grindset”.
as a member of the council I forbid this. misinformation was given in order to save the bro code. none of the information presented was above level 1 (common knowledge) the kissing thing was a new rule the council passed.
@@draconic_fire1146 as another council member I still feel the kissing rule is wrong, kissing the homies goodnight is sacred and claiming a kiss is gay you violate the 8th law.
“Thou must kisseth thy homie a blessed goodnight.” - The Man
@@Aeternus75 yes however as even another council member i think that he meant lip to lip which is not the same as kissing the homies goodnight on the forehead
3:05 in most situations the correct answer is A. However in some situations such as sports games it is expected that you go to the middle urinal.
its always a good day when you teach us professor
He forgot about the nod
Levels of Bro-Dom, level 4. Instead of even saying 'yo', you gotta just nod at each other
Also, nodding up or down changes the meaning.
The nod down is acknowledgement (occasionally a signal), whereas a nod up is friendly recognition. An "Ah, hey."
Sometimes an up nod can be misunderstood by being agressive
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 depends on if an eyebrow lift is involved. Ya gotta be expected to be startin' somethin'.
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 don't widen your eyes while nodding up. That's a message of threat. And other stuff of nodding up non-threateningly, either slow it down, or smile vaguely while doing it, or do a hand gesture afterwards(the non-threathening kind, dont do a middle finger unless said bros are accustomed to your antics).
@@jayzenstyle Man even when I widen my eyes it doesn't look like there was much difference sometimes ngl
I love how we have developed our own rules and etiquette of relatively trivial things that are still important, I will follow these rules carefully
I would like to increase the bro-dom levels that may only apply to Brazil. 2,5 level: We do numerous of handshake that may chance from region to region or age, that means that you Will fight for each other until the last drop of blood. It's not a rule but It can be included in the friendship zone, It also helps making alliances and friends for a whole life.
By my interpretation of "bros before hoes" it's more efficient in the long run to make the hoes into bros, because simply turning the bros into hoes makes it harder to all charge JO crystals together. But if you're charging with someone who has more holes you don't have to exclude a bro.
If all the bros are penetrating they are all charging their alpha energy instead of one bro having charged up beta energy and since females can't handle JO crystals nobody has beta energy. Resulting in more chadliness in the long run.
Fascinating theory, I suggest delving further using proper regulated scientific experiments and statistical models to validate and publish it into the Bro Science Academic Journal
As is expected from a JoJo fan. I support your opinion.
Interesting theory but I have never heard of a method of transmuting hoes into bros. According to the literature, the two are inherently diametrically opposed. How did you manage to reconcile this?
@@user-or4ut2qi3q Tomboys, my fellow Sir, Tomboys
Good theory, it must be discussed.
This was on par with the MIT psychology course content. Thank you for the impressive lecture professor
Thank you for revolutionizing the Bro Code.
Back in the day MTV turned me away from the concept; it was riddled with insecurity, misogyny, and no homo allowed.
I wouldn’t say he revolutionized it so much as he spelled out the more modern form of it. It’s certainly changed from the MTV days to now.
Yeah, no homo is a requirement. You fuck with your homies in socks only and never forget to say no homo. I also think rule of no touching balls is kinda old.
@@Данилтычкрейзи Damn right. Touching the balls in any manner besides the sudden, iron-fisted grip of a drill sergeant is forbidden.
Those accusations were largely projections by people who were encioys and mad that they were not part of the brotherhood or privy to the bro code
@@Scarbrine bros can't be gay?
The 0th law of bro code is: when two dudes fight each other, they never hit their balls. NEVER! That act itself is a foul play in men
That's actually a sub clause under "fights" just as the rule about 2 men fighting and then being chill afterwards is a sub clause. We have alot of rules about fighting.
depends on circumstances. if you're randomly attacked its ok but not favorable. if it's a mutually agreed fight then absolutely no ball hits
I always wondered why some people don't just hit the weak spot, save yourself some trouble and finish the fight quickly
Denji: Well, that's a damn shame
@@mariotheundying if it’s a mutual combat scenario you lose any fight you go for the jewels. Even if the person is out of the fight, everyone knows you lost
no one has ever spoken about the jo crystal they are too shy but you have the balls for it thank you for showing it
Thank you Professor Lando, for teaching me the ways of the brotherhood of men
honestly, this guy could be a real teacher.
i will show this video to my sons and teach them after that they ll pass it on the next gens u r a legend prof lando i mean it really
Thank you so much for the walkthrough of the bro code. Never understood how often I’m just trying to beat up some ghosts
my good sir, i have seen hundreds if not thousand of vpn adds... you are the first to actually sell it to me in a way that i want it.. well done
I can see you done your research and and you done a well work, but, I feel like you didn't mention important thing like the "no homo rule" or the "no balls rule". I think those two rules are truely important. I don't know, i feel it that way.
Those rules don't leave close doors like the first rule of fight club
12:51 *Prank em John*
This man might be the most intelligent person I have ever heard from, please remember to take notes and study all that he has said. For he, is the fountain of knowledge.
I will start looking out for my fellow gentlemen from now on whenever I go to relieve myself in public restrooms, thank you for opening my eyes to the ways of the bro code
It feels like there is no really set in stone rules of bro code it feels like we just know what do do and not what do do pretty cool
First, Lando says he kisses his homies as custom, then he says that the more friendship the less contact and that kissing is gay
Hey, that's illegal, you can't just explain the bro code to everyone, if anyone needs to know the bro code, they *will* know
Not truly, the extension of the bro code can mean the creation of more tomboy gf’s
@@sentientmustache8360 oh baby
Hey, if they don't need to know it, this video won't be recommended. Who do you think controls youtube?
@@satgurs Susan wojisidnhsky, a woman, who is not under the domain of the bro code regulations
as a member of the council I forbid this. misinformation was given in order to save the bro code. none of the information presented was above level 1 (common knowledge) the kissing thing was a new rule the council passed.
The way you present your information is… fascinating but also infuriating.
You’ve got the character down PERFECT.
I hate it.
Subbed.
6:37 Weebatronicgotdrip was really being That Guy in chat
damn professor why ya gotta break the bro code like that, now you'll be hunted till the ends of the earth
SHIT, this is the first time I see someone properly explaining what a VPN actually does.
Thank you!!
Professor, may I add rules that you shouldnt break in the bro code.
5) dont go out/date the sister/brother of your bro
6) dont go out with your bro's ex...wich include to not flirt with your bro's actual romance partner and to not steal the love interest of your bro
These are the more important rules as they are the most often broken 💔
@@dontworry4945 I don't think being broken often gives them more importance
@@creeperizak8971 these rules are more important to spread awareness of
Amen, also if you found out the morning after that the girl you fucked in a one-night stand has a fella, try to leave a note for him stuck to the underside of the toilet seat. It's gonna break him, but sooner he knows the sooner he can start healing.
@@Neion8 under the toilet seat, LOL, the perfect spot.
Thanks for the lesson Professor Landon, i myself give classes in about my doctorates that is incest. If you could, please give us one lesson about the topic, even not being your specialization
Your enunciation in words remind me of Sal Khan from Khan Academy. I almost thought I was watching a Khan Academy video again.
I have never felt closer to my bros before, thank you for the lecture.
Sometimes, when you're really upset, the ghosts think you're too undisciplined to serve the lord and gather around you. But bros don't hesitate and set them all straight.
cant lie i desagree with ur assesment of physical contact as true friends
I officially love this channel
I loved those clothing thoughts. Also damn, gotta work my way up to stage 5 for my homies. Currently at stages 3 and 4 for some of em!
Never seen this guy in my life but now, I’ve found something I didn’t know I needed
Actually in the quiz there is a hidden option where you go into B you grab them and pull the over there so you can share like actual bros
Crossing streams is advanced bro tech. While a valid option if the other two are friends, such a slight on unsuspecting bros is an invitation for either combat or sex.
@@Doritochi not crossing, while the two streams come in from the sides you pee in the middle, making it a booster super piss beam.
Also if you aren't ready to fuck or fight at every single moment of your life you aren't a true bro
@@pomelo9840 Shh, there's women in the chat. They can't know about the booster. It's sacred knowledge.
You know I once had a 'Bro' stand next to me who refused to charge my JO crystal? Frankly unacceptable in the modern day Bro. I'm awaiting our arbitration at the Council.
Oof, I'll bet he also secretly took his socks off while you dicked him down later. Disgusting behaviour.
The explanation for number 4 is... AMAZING.
10:57 Professor, allow me to correct you, I think it would be more accurate to say "Bros before holes"
"level 5 is when you charge the JO next to eachother" Professor Lando
Bros know theres a difference with love and being in love. Shoutout to everyone who loves their bros! Keep the tribe strong 💪
He lost me at the stages of bro-Dom. If I, your bro, request a dap and you leave me in orbit I will be disappointed
*Bro Code is a YT channel that uploads programming tutorials, right?*
This video was very educational, and I feel like I've ascended to a new stage of man. Thank you very much professor Lando.
Finally I can understand men a little better (I'm a girl ilr), thank you profesor
Bros is all a state of mind. No reason a girl can't be a bro.
Lmao I still don't 🫣
this guy exposing the secret way like that
Dudes will know each other for decades and doesn't have any photo together
My best friend I've known since 2008. He was the best man at my wedding and those wedding photos were the first time we were ever in the same picture together.
What I can't stand is this: there are only two urinals, you are pissing in one, and someone 6 ft tall takes the one beside you and is able to look at your family crest.
4:20 my school doesn’t even have dividers! We just have to trust each other to not look.
Could be worse. In mine, you just pissed against a wall and saw your piss travel down it and slowly make it's way into the drain. No dividers, just a wall with a little dug out on the ground so your piss would slowly be funneled to the drain. Also, you could fit about 15 students onto it as a result since it was essentially one all urinal.
@RedPandaMurphy amen
Most wall urinals aren't even at an angle...because when u start or end ,u end up pissing on ur feet
1: situational. Is it time sensitive or high traffic pissing? You need to go piss during a movie, and there's no holding it. Are you going to miss even more of the movie? It's the sports stadium, with a crowd flowing through the bathroom constantly. Neglecting the open stall is foolishness.
2: That guy gets problems solved sometimes. We don't want to be that guy, but sometimes we are forced to be that guy to get shit done. It is a tool that must be used carefully.
3&4: The council will likely be contacting you for a stern talking to about confidentiality agreements.
Situation one already has the answer in this video. Option C